Micheal : “I never ran a day in my life”

Vada Hofman lol

UB uhh cl U

Vada Hofman yasss 🤣🤣

No he’s sprinting when he’s not onscreen

"Come back, I'll bite your legs off!"

“Tis but a scratch.”

@@ReverendVA I just wanted to say that

Is he even human? He should have been killed a million times

@@NorthEastSaskFarmer we honestly don't know what he is anymore

@moody b. I think it has a lot more to do with Michael spending 15 years of his life after murdering his sister Judith with Loomis every day in Smiths Grove.

Dr loomis did admit that he was scared but he knows that out of everybody he knows Michael the best so he feels responsible for stopping Michael because he knows no one else will

They are the Joker and the Batman

@@shamyadepp5718 that's what I believe too if you know your enemy very well then your not scared of them.

Same thesis as to why the joker doesn’t kill batman

Doesn't the new movies play off of that? Doesn't he just kills indiscriminately in those?

@@Wiseman108 yeah the new movies basically play off of the original first one.

Idk I like the family thing at the story is more explained like it makes more sense when the cult is explained

Michael didn’t know Laurie was a sister until Halloween 2 when he titled his head

@@Lostinmyhead23 yea I like the not family thing too. I like that he only kills to kill and him going after Laurie is cause she survived his killing spree so thats why he's coming after her

You had the coolest mom ever. I'm sorry for her passing even so many years ago. I was raised by fundamental Christians, so I had to play catch up many years later

@@voiceofreason1208 I was very lucky. She was a hip lady...

Peter Ortiz, are you joking?

sorry for your loss

Legend

Efren Escobedo 🤣

*Everyday is leg day.*

That's why he can't run after people, my boy tired.

that is so correct

Helpless Narwhal Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday

I’m genuinely curious as to how you are everywhere

@@Platinum199 Don't question the unanswerable.

Literally everywhere

Michael: Reality can be whatever I want Jason: More like your reality is what ever I've done first

@@supamilkchanbitches3730 ?

Lmfao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣!!!!

😂😂😂😂😂

⚰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dafuq 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol

@Niger Nelly bro... that doesn't make YOU special and is not something to brag about. Posting on a bunch of comments as if you yourself had anything to do with the movies.. You need to go out and make some friends so you aren't begging for attention on the internet from strangers who really don't care.

Politically correct speech isn't my thing, fk off At 19:19

What are ads?

Niger Nelly can you idk stfu no one really cares

2 ads

True, but even creepier, in context!

Most developmentally disabled people don't go around killing people I have a developmental disability or atleast said to have one and I may have done some fairly bad things in my life but I'm definitely no killer I've never even killed a single person in my entire life what a stupid dumba** comment this is

@@grandmastermario3695 I don’t think you understood what they said bc you just went off for absolutely no reason lol. He was only describing Michael wasn’t saying anything bad about developmentally disabled people.

They never learn

Yes he was a great actor!

Rest In Peace 😔

Perfect casting for the role. Original choice though was Peter Cushing then Christopher Lee. I think either of these would have been as good. Especially Peter Cushing.

I SHOT HIM 6 TIMES

@@emberashes6809 If you watch the movie it was 5.

LMFAO I don't even get how he catches them😭😭

True 😂😔

TheDragonBoy 😂😂 I thought the same thing

@@harpergrace5846 lazy super powers

GabeN The Great yes 😂

Exactly

That wouldn’t make much sense though, since Michael had never been seen for the past 20 years in H20, yet the events of 4-6 would’ve taken place between those 20 years.

According to Arnie of the Now Playing Podcast, originally they WERE connected

@@the8568 but Lori wasn't mentally stable after the killings and that's shown in H2O with all the medication she was taking so it could play into the movies

H20 isn’t connected to parts 4,5, and 6, though they were supposed to be if I’m not mistaken

Hahaha

lol

Maybe's he's hol horse from jojo

Chuck Norris can't even do that.

.

Seriously, all they have to do is just walk in the opposite direction

they see me strollin...they hatin...

Yeah, that’s what makes him terrifying dumb ass

@@Digitizeddragon And that was fucking cringe. No wonder no one liked it😂😂

Hunger43 Why are you responding to old comments lmao

Do you seriously think that he did this in 1 take ? Lol

Bro, this is clearly edited together in post. If you listen, you can even hear the changes in inflection from where he cut two takes together.

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

Nigel Nelson cool but stop commenting that on every comment

Loomis is indestructible

And electrocuted,shot, choked, tossed off a balcony and thrown through glass *new movie or the rzr i don’t remember haha*

WasteOfOxygen he was originally supposed to die in the hospital explosion but it got retconned in Halloween 4

Niger Nelly nigga nobody care about your school

Donn Tmv lmao 🤣 classic 😂

Lmao

.... Looks just like a comment i saw thats older then this one

† False † God † shutup and let me be great

👀👀👀👀

That’s what I’m thinking too

Yea maybe he deep down doesn’t like killing and he has to kill his family to be set free… he keeps living through pain and he just wants to stop it. I’m thinkin maybe he was young and met a man or woman that put a curse on him w sum kinda voodoo spell or sum. Then when Michael gets shot at or burned he feels it constantly even after. Just a theory of mine

@@hennylamiller4658 he has the curse of thorns or Thor's I forgot the name

See that right there would have been a good pitch for the movies

i actually like the plot surrounding him being a evil serial killer bc of a curse. it just makes a lot of sense. the more he kills the more immortal he becomes and it’s no stopping him.

The Legend of Zelda could *NEVER*

And Laurie, don't forget her dying between 2 and 4, Resurrection, Dying in the Halloween 2 Remake, She'll probably die in the new one coming out, and sure these can be retcons but I like to think not dying runs in the bloodline, but skips a few generations and kids.

Remeber though Loomis has the Thorn energy in him as well that is why he was made the Guardian of Michael in part 6

lol

The original opening of Halloween 4 was supposed to explain that.

The best Loomis in my opinion

1960's Clint Eastwood yes he was

FACTS!!!

True

1960's Clint Eastwood- No doubt about that. Rest in paradise Donald Pleasence.

That's exactly what I thought

Right 😂😂😂

Mostly Important the unkillable doctor vs the slightly more unkillable patient

True indeed

Mostly Important id rather him Laurie live forever and stuff

I know right...stabbed, burned, throw through a door, stabbed again etc

I was thinking the same thing lol

Michaels isn’t human then right? Like he should have been dead after just being shot so is he the devil or some kind of demon?

@@sandraaa8496 well I think someone in the movie said that Michael is literally the Personification of evil so I think maybe.

HotMess Mum Pretty sure they retconned him in the new movie so he's just human. In the past I think they referred to him as "The Shape"

Right!!! I need a fitness trainer. 😂

What is the logical height of Myers if the 2009 Myers was nearly 7ft (6’9)but nick castle is 5’10 and James Jude Courtney is 6’3 like is he 7ft or 6ft?

@@Darkviate Ironically, I was thinking the same thing while reading up on it last night. A consistent height is a characteristic that they should have kept solid. I would assume 6'-6'3. (Excluding Zombie's makes 🙄)

Exactly...and the weight he balances and lifts, on a knife, using only the right arm. Lol

@Nigel Nelson Stop commenting on every comment, with the same shit. Fuck off.

lmao yes he needs a drink of water STAT

Alex Davis ever hear of editing??

Lol

@@Haddonfield63 ever hear of joke??

‘It follows’ but with the creature visible!

*Michael proceeds to write* "As Loomis believes to have reached into Michael's abysmal heart, the cold hand of death lands on his shoulder as Michael rejects his feelings."

Just that he is the movie he knows all short cuts..lol.. REALLY tho

he can teleport just like Jason Voorhees

@@tykamen5588 Who said that?

I agree with you all the way😊

23:53

I would be getting on his good side all I could

Determination

Ykhavari Maybe

He does parkour

😂😂😂😂

Ykhavari The people running are mostly weak girls and michael is a man so he is faster than most girls who trip and fall all the time 😁

@@starlightandeverythingnice1650 Sexist...or nah?😂🤔 I could outrun him. Put some black people in the movie and you will see the difference.

He has a strap-on?

Daemonic Dev no a gun

Dre The Franchise and a strap-on

He keep that motherfucking thang on him

@@daedreaming6267 Strap is slang for gun/firearm

Yeah I have watched this twice

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Yes hes awesome

*36mins 35:56mins is near to 36min

Awesome

yes, I thought I was trippin'.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That’s just him going super sayian

he was shot in both eyes

I mean i would assume the rituals they did when he was a baby had something to do with why he cannot die..

Symbol on his wrist helps a lot

So true. Because he's human, it's relatable. He could've your neighbor. That's partly why I didn't like the first Rob Zombie Halloween. I feel like showing all the info on his upbringing and abuse made him almost TOO human. Like So you're a victim o child abuse and adiagnosed schizophrenic...I'm not really afraid of you anymore. Too human 😂😂😂

@@keithduty5328 I know. I just liked it better when there was mystery about him. They told me too much in that movie

Righttt, I needed the catch up🤣

How explain the math if all the movies are more than half a hr

@@wetdiaper1000 I get the just of the movies.

kevin eveln he means watching this video lol

kevin eveln whooooooooooosh

Nigel Nelson joint base Charleston?

HE WONT F*CKING DIE lol

He made the modern slasher. Silent, masked, the ability to teleport

Michael my second favorite after Jason.

He's just a normal person not supernatural that's why most love him. Btw I'm starting a Michael hunt we'll kill everyone called Michael do you want to join.

I love your pfp

Not yet

Wtf

69, dude!

@@RichterPhallos nice

Green Man Michael VS the Xenomorphs

Laurie: get away from her you bitch

This string of comments is making me laugh so hard

Wouldn't surprise me.

This was a year ago

SLIM THICC you would’ve been ready if you just watched the first one😐 no need to watch the others if the new one is a sequel to the original

@@238Brotherhood it's not a prequel to the first one. It's a sequel to the first one discontinuing the rest of the series

Chris Evans I meant a sequel

SAME

Same

Hard agree

Preach

@mr meeseeks This is where i get my horror movie suggestions

mr. goodwill 😂😂😂

Watermelon amirite

Lol

Nah 🅱

Lmaoo

Thats why they came back to remake it with the newest ones

A back story would be good, they doing it in superhero films and think michael deserves 1

A backstory would be good and won't make him less scary. You don't have to touch much on his reasons, but some things should be explained. Like how he doesn't die when he 100% should have for example, a 'normal' human being doesn't survive getting shot, falling off high places, getting stabbed, getting beaten with objects and in the newer ones he is an old man that gets shot in the neck, stabbed in the gut twice, beaten with pipes and bats and stabbed in the back of the neck only to get up like nothing happened. This needs an explanation, otherwise it can easily be taken as the directors just milking him as much as they can for future movies. That imo is the only hindrance of an otherwise iconic and unique character

@D If you don't have anything useful to say then don't say anything at all. I am not asking them to explain everything, but at least hint at us that there indeed is something in the background. In many of the movies listed in this video the characters straight up ignore the fact that he is basically immortal. That DOES make it look like a cheap excuse to keep the franchise going. How come not one guy stops and thinks "Hold up, I shot him 20 times and he just got up and walked away..."? What I am talking about is something like in Halloween Kills: "We shot him, set him on fire and he LIVED. Think about that" "If they don't kill him now we may see him again" "It's like the more he kills the stronger he becomes" "If only we knew then what we know now" I know people have mixed opinions on this movie, but clearly the characters don't ignore the fact that there is something abnormal about Michael. This is ACKNOWLEDGEMENT that there is something supernatural about him. It's clearly there, the characters are aware of it too, but what exactly is never pin pointed. You get what I mean now?

@D Don't you see that you completely missed all the points I made and instead went after made up arguments that don't even exist? Where did I say that I needed a technical reason? You not only argued against strawman arguments but even went on a rant about me and and said strawman arguments. If you want to continue this then reply to the points I actually made and let's discuss them normally because making up assumptions about me due to lack of any decent arguments isn't gonna cut it for ya

nick rodriguez huh?!!

I don’t count that movie in the series

Jaz C tough its still part of the series.

I really want someone to make an edit where it’s the test tube babies in the producers cut instead of you kmow

jimmy2k4o Not to me it isn’t so tough for you

Same with Dr. Loomis.

FreeOpenTruth not really

Only a super ninja can kill Michael Myers,and only if he buries Michaels body parts in different locations, otherwise the ninja is screwed too !

Nah he just heals fast

@@gaugepinkston6350 maybe

Theman So complex it needed to be stretched out to almost 40 minutes

@@donteventalktome7444 there's a guy who made this video in 2 mins lol

Alex Torres oh where?

Alex Torres sounds like a shitty video

Owen Velazquez ok? How would you shorten it? It could've been longer if he had included the rob zombie and Halloween 3 stuff too. If you didn't want to sit through a half hour of this then why are you here?

RIP Donald Plesance

R.i.p rest in peace Donald the one true halloween

Claritey that’s actually really badass tho

That's awesome!

@@beelzebum4495 Cool! Maybe if you ask around you can find the exact spot & check it out for yourself.

Cool story

paris I love how rob zombie put her in both of his

it would of sucked bc it's not myers, people dont like wanna bes they like the originals

@paris That is what I originally thought was going to happen. It wouldn't have been a bad idea seeing as the two had a psychological bond with one another, she killed in his suit, AND....well, she killed a man. It would've been frightening to see her do the same exact thing her uncle did.

@@Dead_Hitori wanna play a game? Who is the killer in the original Friday the 13th movie

TheLegend27 Jason’s mom

Time to get on a boat, go to “the hood”, or go to space. 🤔

Nice 😂

@@dandandydan Jason reference 😂😂😂

Or they make some unrealistic explanation as to why it didn't happen. XDD

LMMFAO 😂 💀💯

Because part 5 and 6 were complete garbage

The Jamie saga would have worked if they hadn't introduced the man in black in number 5 and then Danielle Harris could have been in H20 and that could have been the 6th movie instead of the way they did it and they could of kept Laurie's son too with the story being that Jamie finds out Laurie faked her death and went to find her and Michael could have followed her and found Laurie and her son and there you go.

@@kingofkings69nerjr90 5 was okay, that girl was hot

Yoo that part was funny af

you put tiny knives on your fingers and BAM

Very pimp like

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Have you ever seen Game of Thrones?

Rip him apart, piece by piece

MrOppossum aw yeah combine rustler

Thaaat has actually happened... but didn't 😩 lol. Check out H20

Man I’m honestly shook. Michael killing that mob of people was so brutal. I loved it lol.

@@Hottakedrake So good. I love how they went back to the original and played the story out. And how they incorporated older stuff. Good stuff. And ya that seeing him slaughter the firemen and the mob was so awesome.

Same i thought he was gonna come out of the house or something

Ariana Perez really? I didn’t think it was as good as the others. The way he creeped up on his victims wasn’t as creepy as before.

I was kind of disappointed with the move, the ending leaves the door open for another one

Ariana Perez is it a rob Zombie movie or no?

Ariana Perez If you stayed till the end of the movie (the end of the credits) you can hear him breathing through the mask which most likely means he’s still alive

Ikr

So glad to know I'm not the only one this bothers

I want a present day sequel that reveals Stephen is the killer.

@@geekedmedia Hmmm? Could be...That totally could be a plot option for the future. It's logical that Stephen being genetically connected to Michael (depending on which version of Curse of Michael Myers you choose, could be SUPER close) that he could just become the "new" Michael.... I just don't know if it's likely, because it's non-canon to this new movie but I don't know how all that works. In my mind, all of those films aren't just non-canon, they are just a different timeline. A different way the events could have worked out. That way they're not just wiped away, like they never existed.

They should have done the sequel that was planned for part 6 Producers cut!

Still a good movie though it just has nothing to do with him

They wanted to turn the series into a anthology series, but people wanted Michael back, so they scrapped the idea.

That freaken commercial was the real evil 🙈 song is annoying

Im cracking up at the momentary blonde Michael part. 😂😂😂😂

Ok.

@@kylein9869 ok.

Nightmare Files couldn’t agree more this channel is so underrated

@@saulcampos1470 Underrated??? He's got over a million subs.

Sasha Wilson shuddup scammer boi

@@toomro They were reported.

Same here, so happy he hit 1 mil 😊

He did have brown hair, his hair was only blond as a child

No he's a ginger cause he has no soul

Fatima Siddiqui Ikr.

Welp he has white hair now

I see him bald like the guy from breaking bad

Mine too

Right on !

Nah Fam Sam the pumpkin Boi

Rob Z's 1 and 2 are worth the watch if you enjoyed the original 1 and 2.

Yeah I'm super salty because I didn't get to finish the movies so I'ma a report you :)

@@isaiescamilla550 Huh? Paul looked super young back then and seems like he never ages, like as if he was in the Quantum Realm. (Remember, you never really age in there.)

What does that have to do with this movie...

@@jeansummers6452 Guess you haven't watched Antman or heard anyone's comments about Paul Rudd, lol.