"Why is your house gone?" "It was facing the wrong way" *Pearl's a true hermit*

Grian: doesn’t finish the back of anything. Pearl: destroys the whole base to rotate it 90 degrees.

Pearl: who's our first vic- Grian: mumbo

I love how Grian gets pushed into the hole and survives, and then looks back up just like *You dare oppose me mortal*

Grian’s “starter” base is what most people’s endgame bases would look like

Grian should hire poultry man to egg mumbo’s base, and he can’t even kill a single chicken.

I feel like im in an alternative dimension where "Starter Base" means a very detailed house.

The time-lapse: Wow! such speed! so building! The mobs: S P I N.

Can’t wait for “Grian’s Discount Trolley”

Mumbo is literally pringles, a potato with a mustache

“Forget the barge, we’re going on WHEELS!” That hurt me.

"Last one to the top gets sacrificed to the void!" That's some classic Hermitcraft right there.

Haven’t watched the whole video yet but MUMBO TROLL IDEA: Collect turtle eggs and put them in the trees. Put a sign on them saying birds live here. No hippie can destroy the home of baby birds!

"This won't be like the mansion!" Narrator: *"It was like the mansion"*

When the advert comes at the perfect time: Grian: so we're gonna Advert:play animal crossing

The “G-Train” should move around the whole server with different stops where with redstone it stops for a certain amount of time at different stops. Maybe have multiple carts with different things, so there’s always something at each stop but it changes.

You guys should make a “Boatem Hall” to call meetings or whatever you want to! Then vote a “Boatem Mayor”!

this is only episode 2 and grian has already: -started a war -started a small business -built a "starter base" (that outmatched every single thing i've ever built) -taken a blood sacrifice

Grian: I've got some early game stuff. Me: Im 300 days into my friends SMP and just got mending

Grian: "Oh my god so many iron golems" *cuts to next scene* Next scene: *Inventory has an iron golem head and 3 iron*

“I’ve got some early game stuff.” “Mending books”

Grian shenanigans Hermitcraft 6: EGGS Hermitcraft 7: DOORS Hermitcraft 8: TREES

I feel like mumbo and grian unintentionally created the best duo of all time: Potato boy and Waffle head Edit: 1.2k likes?!?!?! MOM IM FAMOUS! But seriously tho ty so much this is the most I've ever gotten lol

I love how this series has gone from ‘Tree Wars’ to ‘District Wars’ to ‘ALL OUT MOON GROWING APOCALYPSE OF DOOM’ 😂

grian when planting 100 trees: "some of you may lag, but that is a sacrifice im willing to make"

"Why is your house gon?" "...it was facing the wrong way" A true hermit in my book lmao

Grian spent 7 seconds crafting and placing down a crafting table, completely ignoring the crafting table at the base of the Boatem Pole.

I love how Scar just come in every Timelapse either to entertain Grian while he builds, or annoy him…

Grian’s starter base is better than anything I’ve ever built.

Grian: doesn't build the back of the house Literally everyone: just like the simulations

grian: the be-bee- the bee-otem? *trying desperately not to say “beat em”*

Grian: "Aw, dang, trees are lagging out the server, this tree war could be a problem" Also Grian: "Here's a big flippin' hole full to the brim with villagers"

"This won't be like the mansion!" Everyone: it'll be like the mansion

Me: starter base -> diamonds -> beating the Ender dragon Grian: diamonds -> beating the ender dragon -> starter base

Grian: This might just be the first shop of the server Potato vendor: Am I a joke to you?

Grian: *Has diamond armor in first episode* Me: *Cant even get iron in 5 days*

Imagine a train where different hermits could add a cargo cart onto the back with each having a unique theme to what they are selling.

“I didn’t burn it down” -Reformed Scarsonist

Grian: “there’s a lot of iron golemns” *Cuts to next clip* *iron just magically appears in Grians inventory*

Idea for the train. Have tracks that go all over the island with stops and at each stop is an identical shop so it's like the train is moving from stop to stop, aka base to base.

Grian: End the game first, build starter base next.

Iskall: doesn’t finish the Omega tree Grian: Fine, I’ll do it myself

I love how they laugh at everything,shows how cheerful they are.

Me looking through the windows: "There's no back now, is there?"

"I didn't have time to finish the back." *it begins*

Grian: "This won't be like the mansion" Everyone: *doubt*

I love how when Grian builds a house the front has so much detail and the back NOTHING

The train idea sounds awesome. Imagine an actual train network. There are many stations around the world, with a minecart chest travelling from place to place. It stops at each station for a while, before a daylight sensor sends it to the next station. Impractical, but that would be so awesome for an semi-autonomous travelling shop.

Name the trees and give them backstories so that mumbo feels guilt when he chops them down

Grian: pans around to the back of the starter base Literally everyone: *traumatic flashbacks to season 7*

Grian: pottato boi Mumbo: *turnz into potat boi* Grian: *instant regret*

Grian: "its only a matter of time before Mumbo says something like "Zombies are undead so is it really killing?"" So who's gonna tell him that Mumbo said this exact line in Iskall's vid?

Grian: "he won't be able to place trees around my base" Mumbo: "bet"

LOVE the new time lapse music, it’s so epic sounding and really enhances the experience.

9:51 I love how they're all adults and they compete like this😂

grian: [shows the unfinished back of the house] viewers: “he can’t keep getting away with this!”

I legitimately groaned when Grian was like “I didn’t do the back”

5:24 Grian didn’t finish the back of a build: Grian: no this won’t be like the mansion I promise . Me: My thoughts exactly .

19:00 "i can confirm, you are a potato." Couldn't have said it better grian

Season 8 Grian: "I think you've started a business venture when not a single person wants to buy any" Season 6 Grian: "so anyway, here's a pickle jar"

Petition for Grians' shop to be a train that travels across the continent, so that every hermit has to either wait or search for it. "The Grain inconvenience store". Edit: Grain for train

Grian: "it's not that good, but it'll do" Me: "it's a work of art"

It kinda hurts when Grain jumps on the field 😂 several times

“This won’t be like the mansion” Grian, digging himself into a hole

This starter base is like an end game base for me...

Grian: makes a build Everyone: AYYYY let us see the back.

This made me realize there's a lot of glow things in 1.17: Glow Squids Glow Inc Sacs Glow Berries Glow Lichen

Mumbo: "I'm potato boy!" *Technoblade wants to know your location

Pearl: "Anyone know who will be our first victim to this?" Grian: "Mumbo..."

"Potato mumbo doesn't exist, he can't hurt you" Potato mumbo: 17:06

Alternate Episode Title: Grian makes a cult

This episode in a nutshell: Grian: "He died of natural causes." Everyone: "You pushed him off a cliff!" Grian: "Gravity's natural"

Hermits at the start of the season: OH NO, DONT KILL ME I HAVE 43 LEVELS!!! Hermits at the end of the season: Kill me for my head, I only have 572 levels

"In this world, it's kill or be killed." - Grian, probably

"I've got some early game stuff!" "M e n d i n g b o o k s."

Prank idea for Mumbo: put a load of chickens at the top of a scaffolding stack so they fall when he breaks it, normally would be mildly annoying but mumbo can’t kill any of them so it’s even better

The idea bee-ing that I can make some candles.” Lol

22:40 You could call this a “Monstrositree!” No?

Season 8 starts, everyone: “My starter base will be *MEDIEVAL* !”

Whenever they sacrifice someone to the boatem hole, it can be called the boatem toll.

"Its so badass when someone walks away from something they destroyed!" 24:54

5:20 Viewers: {X] Doubt 11:42 They should know by now that you aren't. safe around Grian when there are pressable blocks around. 😅 13:27 Grian: The chosen one 22:30 Man, the new update looking dope! 23:42 I have a feeling that hole is going to claim several more souls unintenionally

Everyone: he didn’t finish the back! Me: mansion 2: electric boogaloo

Grian builds like he’s possessed by Michelangelo

Pearl's dedication to her base and her vision is insane.

15:12 Your base with those leaves on the back makes it look very much like the adventure time treehouse of Finn and Jake

“When you see a man at the edge of a cliff, aren’t you just tempted to give him a little nudge?” Scar 3rd Life. Grian remembered this at 13:06

Grian: shows unfinished back of base Everyone: *Fear*

1:20 unless this has to do with a malfunction in Xismas server settings, this could mean that in 1.17 this seeds random number generator has a problem and could be used for advantages such as generating a Godly amount of mobs within seconds, lighting or iron golems in villages or it could cause crashing if used in certain ways.

That 'Good Bye' Never Gets Old LOL

Grian: "I'll make sure that mumbo can't plant trees in my house" Mumbo: "then I'll just make your house the tree"

Pearl: Who is the first victim to this Grian Quietly: Mumbo

Perfect name and slogan. The Choo Choo Grain, Forget the barge! We're going on wheels!!!

Imagine a bunch of kids playing like that in the park, "last one there is sacrificed to the boat monument :D!"

They looked at grian with disappointment when he did not die from the fall lol

grian: *doesnt complete back on the house* me: *INTESNSE MANSION FLASHBACKS*

"Some early game things, just mending books" -Grian 2021

The spyglass on grians base looks like the hunger games arrow

Prank Idea: When Mumbo logs (no pun intended) off, record exactly where he left off and completley surround him with trees! 😂

Grain: “First shop of the server” Mumbo: *Laughs in Potato*