Hey Dwayne Johnson, We Don't Need Another Celebrity In The White House

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Americans love Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson so much they may want to send him to the White House in 2024. But is handing the nuclear launch codes to another celebrity president really what this country needs? #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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@kellyg358
@kellyg358 3 роки тому
"It's possible that our laws are enforced a bit too much with violence for something that considers itself a free society." I FELT THIS IN MY SOUL.
@LD86
@LD86 3 роки тому
💯💯💯
@hunnybadger442
@hunnybadger442 3 роки тому
It was jaring to hear that out loud.... I've been thinking it for years... Free in this country means something very different depending on who you are...
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 роки тому
Many good lines in this opening but that one tops, for sure.
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 3 роки тому
Freedom for the rich, violence for the poor.
@drboze6781
@drboze6781 3 роки тому
"The beatings will continue until morale improves!"
@thereseduran7377
@thereseduran7377 3 роки тому
Totally agree. No more celebrities. He's perfect right where he is.
@patriciaburgess4257
@patriciaburgess4257 3 роки тому
@Caleb se7en Reagan was prize to the presidency.
@joemann7971
@joemann7971 3 роки тому
I don't think it's bad if they can prove themselves elsewhere first. Have him run for major or governor like Arnold did then run for president.
@wikansaktianto9215
@wikansaktianto9215 3 роки тому
Predator always gave you the decent politician..on Governor Level though.
@ajfhalfj
@ajfhalfj 3 роки тому
Not even that, most of his movies are all the same with different scenarios
@AdamWestish
@AdamWestish 3 роки тому
There's no comparison; trump was a liar who pretended to be successful. The Rock is just who he is. Why are the GQP held to a lower standard!? Trump was photoshopped onto a Rock type body and looked phony as shit.
@DaveCM
@DaveCM 3 роки тому
I was a police office for years. I carried a taser also. The taser was worn on my off hand side. Left for me, in a cross draw setup. When I reached for my taser, I knew I was reaching for it. The handle, weight, and feel was very different from my handgun. Part of the problem is that there is a significant lack of training and familiarization combined with people who do not handle stressful situations well. A four hour class on the taser isn't enough. I had a Sgt I worked for a department that couldn't handle stressful situations at all. Regularly senior patrol officers had to sort of take charge because she had no idea what to do and couldn't think under high stress. I patrol officer I worked directly with was an absolute coward. Even in low risk situations, he was shaking so badly that I was always worried he would shoot someone accidently. Including me. I was an Infantry Marine and we would drill and practice a lot. Things became second nature. In combat, we were able to react as a result. Police officers are very poorly trained. There is virtually no training at all. There is a lot that needs to change before things can get better. It would cost money though. Town leaders hate giving additional funds for the police department. They would push back. Once, we needed new radios and vests. They claimed there wasn't money in the budget to buy us reliably working radios and new vests. But, the did build tennis courts that only one person on the town council and her friends ever played tennis on. Kids would play on them and she would call us to run the kids off the courts even though she wasn't using them. Of course I ignored her. They also spent $750,000 on new Christmas decorations. Sorry for the rant. It will take a major change of mindset in funding, training, and hiring practices for any real change to occure.
@whocares2087.1
@whocares2087.1 3 роки тому
Yes, they don't have training. Even in my country it's like a 3-year school.
@BUILDanAMERICAthatputPEOPLE1st
@BUILDanAMERICAthatputPEOPLE1st 3 роки тому
So it is not a "don't have the money" problem, it is a "frivolous spending" problem. Plus all other career professions the student is responsible for their training degree. Cops should be no different. So tax payers wouldn't be paying for more training. It would merely require more education (tactical training as part of curriculum) If cops were salaried and not hourly we could eliminate overtime pay (NYC had @ 6 Billion annually in overtime) There are ways to redirect their current budgets to provide equipment and continued training IF they felt it was important & necessary.
@MarcillaSmith
@MarcillaSmith 3 роки тому
Municipal law enforcement - at least in the South - came by way of making the volunteer "slave patrols" into permanent, paid positions. Of course, modern police force are completely separate from the old "slave patrols" because... well, actually I have no evidence to support that supposition. Maybe someone else does?
@abcdefg2120
@abcdefg2120 3 роки тому
@@MarcillaSmith The burden is on you to prove a connection; not on others to prove the absence of one.
@shadedoom1261
@shadedoom1261 3 роки тому
@@abcdefg2120 History major here. Its kinda true and kinda not true. Depends on the region and it's really not as significant a connection as some would claim. Police are definitely inherently racist though, but I think that stems from just... the general racism held by white America?
@jaidora
@jaidora 3 роки тому
We don’t need another celebrity in government, the past speaks for itself
@jamesr9400
@jamesr9400 3 роки тому
idk there's no way he could be worse than the last one right?
@jamesr9400
@jamesr9400 3 роки тому
name someone that stands a chance of winning that you'd actually WANT to have the job
@natrelacoustix
@natrelacoustix 3 роки тому
"It's not the first time this mix-up has happened!" Sorry that should've read. 'It's not the first time this excuse has been used!'
@LD86
@LD86 3 роки тому
💯💯💯
@TheGoofy1932
@TheGoofy1932 3 роки тому
Yeah, if you can't tell the difference between a loaded 🔫 and a taser then you don't need to be handling either.
@yes0r787
@yes0r787 3 роки тому
* correct spelling is "lie".
@trutymeproductions5478
@trutymeproductions5478 3 роки тому
@@TheGoofy1932 obviously a poor attempt at an excuse...taser drawn from weak hand side and you have to reach across the body to do so......this was done to make it HIGHLY unlikely that you can mistake the two..not just so you don't shoot someone by accident but also to protect the officer from accidentally drawing the taser when the real gun is needed....she shot that kid on purpose point blank. The accident might of been forgetting they wear body cameras...idk
@Geshtafshnifka
@Geshtafshnifka 3 роки тому
Agree, stay where you shine the brightest, Dwayne.
@JuICyBLiinGeR
@JuICyBLiinGeR 3 роки тому
Yes. Under that dull rock you call your movies.
@Geshtafshnifka
@Geshtafshnifka 3 роки тому
@STONER MCLEE no, action movies
@Geshtafshnifka
@Geshtafshnifka 3 роки тому
@@JuICyBLiinGeR 😑
@elgordo2162
@elgordo2162 3 роки тому
His shiny head?
@Geshtafshnifka
@Geshtafshnifka 3 роки тому
@@elgordo2162 you rascal😂
@johnhudson9011
@johnhudson9011 3 роки тому
"Take me to the high school. Drop me in the home room." I laughed so hard.
@firstsuspek869
@firstsuspek869 3 роки тому
Wait, was that a real song?
@blkcatzette
@blkcatzette 3 роки тому
Lol!!!
@JK-vp2ux
@JK-vp2ux 3 роки тому
"I thought I was using my taser." - lamest excuse since "my dog ate my homework." Might as well append - "Who the F videoed me killing that guy?"
@mcullet2
@mcullet2 3 роки тому
@J K ~ Some years ago, in Australia, the parents of a schizophrenic called the police to help their son. The son was having a psychotic break and cutting himself. They weren't in fear of being harmed themselves. They wanted their son taken to hospital for treatment. Upon arrival two officers would have seen what appeared to be a bloody confronting scene. The son was a threat to himself and the blood, gorey to those who have no nursing or medical training, would have looked a lot but wasn't. A female officer upon entering the kitchen shouted, "TASER TASER TASER!", fired a single shot from her service weapon and shot him dead in front of his parents. This was a mistake made by an officer who was probably shocked at the scene. Police shootings are very rare here. The officers never attempted to hide this accident and both immediately did their best to resuscitate the victim. The male partner disarmed the female officer who was in shock. Tasers are worn on the opposite side of the service weapon. This was an epic tragedy for all concerned. The female officer was inconsolable and no doubt would suffer every night as she relived the event in her dreams. It was an accident in every sense of the word. I think she left the force unfit on medical grounds. People are fallible and until you are tested, you won't know how you would perform. It was a mistake and nothing more. The reason that I remember it is simple: our police *RARELY* use their service weapon. It is rare for anyone to die as a result of of police action. We don't recruit police from those who served active duty in our military, police training is comprehensive, and it is a rare event for any police to pull their service weapon. There is no way on earth that any request from the police for protective equipment, would ever be ignored. The public outcry would result in a new government. I have the utmost respect for all who serve in our police. We don't use color or race descriptors. It's confronting to hearPeople are Australians and apart from Aboriginees, we come from every nation on earth.
@a14a17k
@a14a17k 3 роки тому
The show feels like Stephen is just performing standup for Evie. And I'm here for it
@darkstorminc
@darkstorminc 3 роки тому
Evie is best audience.
@xmlthegreat
@xmlthegreat 3 роки тому
I need more reaction shots of Evie laughing at Stephen
@shkdesigns4249
@shkdesigns4249 3 роки тому
not standup. sit down. yeah ill let myself out
@aj42k
@aj42k 3 роки тому
Evie is actually pretty. Love when she dresses up nice.
@MrGuanYu1
@MrGuanYu1 3 роки тому
Evie and the crew. That's what I like about Seth Meyers now too, the interactions that he has with (going to spell his name wrong) Walley and Walley's son and the cackle of Karen and one of the other female writers when they love how Seth delivers their joke. This new format for the late night shows is one of the better things to come out of the pandemic imo.
@archipiratta
@archipiratta 3 роки тому
"Paper beats rock!" He says, raising the People's Eyebrow 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gold!!
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 3 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nnZ4gGp_gHt5lps.html
@stevenbjosuemanuel
@stevenbjosuemanuel 3 роки тому
Not to mention the rock’s old theme song playing LMAO
@milasaba7594
@milasaba7594 3 роки тому
😆
@janicemeredith229
@janicemeredith229 3 роки тому
I'd vote for DJ!!
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 3 роки тому
@@janicemeredith229 The DJ without the T would likely be an improvement over Sweet Potato Hitler, but I agree with a lot of people. Nobody should think about running for the Presidency without having some elected political experience in their resume.
@kathleenclark5877
@kathleenclark5877 3 роки тому
I for one want this informal format to be permanent. Open necked shirt, Evie in the background and the occasional laugh from the crew. Just sayin’.
@dangler1907
@dangler1907 3 роки тому
Same goes for Kimmel - his shows when he was at home with his wife and kids during Early Pandemic were outstanding. I watched every one because it was like going over to a friend's place for a beer ... which I avoided doing at the time. I've concluded that studio bands, audiences and in-person interviews are vastly overrated.
@FreeManFreeThought
@FreeManFreeThought 3 роки тому
@@dangler1907 If I wanted just that, there are plenty of guys on UKposts. But I agree, the slightly more personal touches with family & crew involvement is something that they should keep doing.
@philtirah
@philtirah 3 роки тому
I hope they keep a part of it. I think his interviews from home have been great. Way more personal and fun.
@yes0r787
@yes0r787 3 роки тому
YES, please.
@NelsonA_
@NelsonA_ 3 роки тому
I feel the same way about Seth Meyers' show, its gotten way funny ever since the quarantine happened
@ct5625
@ct5625 3 роки тому
The fact that Johnson is even considering running for President is another indication that America is sliding into Idiocracy. I like the guy, as an actor, but no sane country chooses leaders like this, clownish countries in ridiculous comedy movies do.
@luuketaylor
@luuketaylor 3 роки тому
Look up Southland Tales (a movie he's actually in) for some more insight into the ludicrousness of the situation.
@billysgeo
@billysgeo 3 роки тому
What are you TALKING ABOUT?!? YOU JUST HAD F'N DONALD TRUMP AS PRESIDENT!!!
@yvesheinrich5013
@yvesheinrich5013 3 роки тому
@@billysgeo And now they have a dead-brain worth of a president who may be replaced by the vile vice one. What's next, I ask you...
@thomasdevon8209
@thomasdevon8209 3 роки тому
@Krystal Coxx Jesus the guy just got in office you cornball
@apassionatenerd.3564
@apassionatenerd.3564 3 роки тому
Preach the truth Steven, between Regan and Trump we know nothing good comes from letting celebrities into the white house.
@demons27
@demons27 3 роки тому
Especially from CA. Where Regan was Governor, and we had another action star as Governor with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold destroyed CA. We already had one celebrity destroy our nation. We don't need another one who can destroy a nation as recklessly as one did by almost trying to carelessly injure Mick Foley
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 3 роки тому
I don't know why so many American celebrities want to get into politics, why don't they try to get into another profession? Like trying to be a lawyer, or a brain surgeon, or an engineer or something, let's see how well that will go.
@erickborling1302
@erickborling1302 3 роки тому
Booya! High five nerdlinger.
@birdbrainZ
@birdbrainZ 3 роки тому
Thumbs up for "Highway To The Danger Zone!" 😂
@MrFeligris
@MrFeligris 3 роки тому
All Gringoland is full of crap.
@brandielee7971
@brandielee7971 3 роки тому
The level of barely contained rage in his voice when he talks about the cops.
@mnomadvfx
@mnomadvfx 3 роки тому
It's a shame because there are some cops who do it right being given a bad name by acts like these.
@HungryLoki
@HungryLoki 3 роки тому
@Wary Trout That's because it's not prohibited to call 911, just because you don't agree with the way law enforcement is done.
@mariposa9506
@mariposa9506 3 роки тому
@Wary Trout prob being robbed by rioters so that makes sense.
@MatthewMurraycogswoth
@MatthewMurraycogswoth 3 роки тому
@@mariposa9506 you have no right to have a cute dog as a profile and say such hateful things
@atiredfloridian777
@atiredfloridian777 3 роки тому
He's honestly the *actual* America's Dad.
@stephanielight4161
@stephanielight4161 3 роки тому
Resisting arrest and incompetent cops are a match made in heaven
@lesd1051
@lesd1051 3 роки тому
Keep your Pinot in your pants 🤣....I laughed out loud and spit my coffee all over the place. GREAT writing!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 роки тому
She also confused a traffic stop for a life threatening situation.
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 роки тому
She WAS the "threatening situation" :/
@tjdowns3743
@tjdowns3743 3 роки тому
can these guys stop f#ckin up for ten minutes?
@LD86
@LD86 3 роки тому
@@tjdowns3743 Clearly not.
@emilybazer
@emilybazer 3 роки тому
No. he was stopped for a warrant and he was attempting to drive away when the door was opened and 3 cops were trying to arrest him. she made a mistake in the heat of the moment.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 3 роки тому
@@emilybazer You don't know that.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 роки тому
"I'm sorry I hammered that suspect to death. I thought I grabbed my baton."
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 роки тому
other cop: "I'm sorry my knee crushed that guy's neck. I thought it was a knee-neck hug."
@wikansaktianto9215
@wikansaktianto9215 3 роки тому
Other other cop: "So, you are charging at my police car. Nothing to worries"
@drboze6781
@drboze6781 3 роки тому
Nailed it!
@lauralishes1
@lauralishes1 3 роки тому
If I gave someone the wrong medication and it killed them I'd lose my license, but if a cop kills someone by using the wrong weapon we're supposed to say "well it was an accident, give the poor officer a couple of months paid vacation to get over the stress."
@kyliej4731
@kyliej4731 3 роки тому
The official report said she was on her period.
@sennataylor592
@sennataylor592 3 роки тому
Now I don't want to go back to live audiences. I like how relaxed Stephen & his staff are, it's always nice to hear them and Evie laugh
@saintpaix9529
@saintpaix9529 3 роки тому
"No one would come to our state's dinners" Ummm yeah they would, because then they can smell what the Rock is cooking!
@gangstapenguin2773
@gangstapenguin2773 3 роки тому
"the poverty line is like the age of consent - if you find yourself asking where it is, you've done something very wrong" ~ John Oliver
@gozzilla177
@gozzilla177 3 роки тому
@@ichijofestival2576 The age of consent is 16 that is true but for further context and adult in most places over 4 years from the younger person in the relationship (ie the younger person is 16 but the older one is over 20) It is still a crime even with consent. Which is why the legal age is 18 and consent age is 16. We have very complex laws lol
@sirmoonslosthismind
@sirmoonslosthismind 3 роки тому
@@ichijofestival2576 that's true if you're just counting states, but most americans live in jurisdictions where it's over 16. there's some interesting variations tho.
@jsmithsemper4848
@jsmithsemper4848 3 роки тому
Those variations are meant for the ones who lie about their age on a one night stand so the offender will have a prayer come the court date.
@jamesalexanderjimenez-medi7667
@jamesalexanderjimenez-medi7667 3 роки тому
Omg
@flackstar007
@flackstar007 3 роки тому
The law in America is all over the place, one state says something is illegal and another state says it's ok. So it comes down to money and power when "not breaking the law" For instance if he married her first and used money/religious laws then its ok... PS: Also look at the growing weed debacle, some states are ok with weed while other states will throw the book at any stoner who gets caught (there has to be one law for everyone as so far its a big mess).
@808shamalama
@808shamalama 3 роки тому
That last punchline “Paper beats rock” had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@juan-carlosfrancois8498
@juan-carlosfrancois8498 3 роки тому
Ikrr🤣🤣🤣🤣
@boringperson-zb8vy
@boringperson-zb8vy 3 роки тому
Agreed on the tasers being used as torture devices for compliance in the states. They literally call it a "pain compliance tool!" Meanwhile in the UK, the taser is actually used defensively and not to make unarmed suspects comply. They can very occasionally fail, but that's not much different to a suspect resisting a baton or spray.
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 3 роки тому
meanwhile, in the US, most department policies do not allow an officer to deploy a TASER, unless there is at least one officer backing him up with a gun. one of the interesting aspects of visiting the UK was that I felt more of a spirit of cooperation in society, and less of a feeling that a quarter of the population was hoping for an opportunity to play cowboy.
@logd27
@logd27 3 роки тому
Dropping the Rock’s theme song at the end KILLLLLLLED ME 😹💀
@crosby87fleury29
@crosby87fleury29 3 роки тому
Stephen: Millenial talking points with boomer puns. The perfect combo
@gabeflame7803
@gabeflame7803 3 роки тому
I think “ If all you have is a hammer everything looks like nails” is a great way to sum up our police’s position right now.
@sirmoonslosthismind
@sirmoonslosthismind 3 роки тому
also emergency dispatchers. more cities should create alternate response programs for emergency calls that police aren't really well-qualified to handle. i doubt even the police would disagree with that.
@quinnsinclair7028
@quinnsinclair7028 3 роки тому
When my brother called 911 cause he found me cutting myself, a mental health specialist should have been the one to show up, not two armed police officers.
@hannahtrembath3174
@hannahtrembath3174 3 роки тому
@@quinnsinclair7028 I'm sorry that happened to you...hope you're doing ok.
@greenredblue
@greenredblue 3 роки тому
@@quinnsinclair7028 I'm sorry to hear that... I feel like there's more to the story. I had a similar thing in college. Had a brief episode where I lost control and almost jumped off a building. Once I'd snapped out of it the only thing I could think to do was "get help"... As you can maybe guess, I wasn't thinking too clearly at the time. The only thing I thought to do was talk to campus police. Told them what had happened, and said I really just needed to talk to someone like a counselor. They spun my wheels for 10 minutes acting like they didn't believe me, then told me an officer was going to take me to someone I could talk to. They were lying. He threw me in the county crisis unit, against my will. Most traumatizing 19 hours of my life. And they wrote me up as a 5150, which destroyed months and forced me to withdraw from that semester. The _ONLY_ thing they had to do was give me the phone number of a crisis hotline. Instead I guess they thought it would be more fun to instill a lifelong fear and distrust of the police.
@jordinagel1184
@jordinagel1184 3 роки тому
It makes me feel worried about going to the US, considering that my family name is German for “nail...”
@metalextras
@metalextras 3 роки тому
"Everyone love Dwayne The Rock Johnson, but it doesn't mean we handed him the nuclear codes..." LOL
@carlosbrum265
@carlosbrum265 3 роки тому
Thank you for pointing out how horrific willy wonka's chocolate factory was lol! I was terrified by the original version when I was a kid and people were like but they were bad eggs..... So we kill the bad eggs?? What? I feel so validated for my childhood trauma now lol.
@kallen868
@kallen868 3 роки тому
The remake has a shot of them walking out of the factory...looking a little worse for the wear...but alive. 🍫😜
@draconicchaos
@draconicchaos 3 роки тому
@@kallen868 wait. That wasn't the real ending?!!!! Damn and here i thought the puppet burn unit was fucked up....
@AloisAgos
@AloisAgos 3 роки тому
"I think we should call the authorities." "We can't call the authorities, we just got tear-gassed by the authorities!"
@kayc.3852
@kayc.3852 3 роки тому
I know. You know wtf i was told? 'White Supremecy is not a CRIME. Wow, yeah it is. Hate Factions commit HATE CRIMES. There Are Federal Mandates. The DOJ was put in place to provide protection for pocs. The GOP is not the party if Licoln, who ran on a Secret Ballot. Ge is the Reason We hv SECRET BALLOTS. Lincoln was the Progressive of his time... He was also ASSASINAITED by a Confederate wakkkko. The brazen Hate Crimes which are ignored, excused, and encouraged. I know what im talking about. We have ACLU, NAACP, ADL and the KKK act for SPECIFIC REASONS. This angers Me. Im fed up. Fed up....
@LD86
@LD86 3 роки тому
@@kayc.3852 Also the Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, and QAnon who all hail Mango Mussolini as their champion and messiah. Geeeee... I wonder why?
@flackstar007
@flackstar007 3 роки тому
Sad but true It's the reason some Americans are all for the 2nd amendment, yet the irony is it works both ways and means the oppressed will eventually fight back. The Republicans would then call for "law and order" and in between attacking the capital and supporting police brutality will start a civil war...
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 3 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nnZ4gGp_gHt5lps.html
@jordinagel1184
@jordinagel1184 3 роки тому
@@flackstar007 I find it supremely ironic that conservatives are so adamant about the 2nd amendment. I’ve recently gotten into several conversations with such people, and though most arguments I could easily debunk (home defense? A handgun or shotgun is enough. Defense against invasion? The US military is the best funded in the world, if it has to come down to you holding the line it’s already over. “I wanna have a minigun?” That’s... just stupid), the only one that halfway works is defense against a tyrannical government. And yet, it’s a group that completely embraces gun culture which almost overthrew the democratically elected government and installed a tyrannical one instead. Their blind devotion to being able to overthrow tyranny is precisely what led them to almost installing one. What a turnaround.
@josiahferguson6194
@josiahferguson6194 3 роки тому
"Just a little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you.” - Korg
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 3 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nnZ4gGp_gHt5lps.html
@theojam2
@theojam2 3 роки тому
Paper beats Rock!
@patriciadilday447
@patriciadilday447 3 роки тому
Best dad joke EVER!
@HeavyMetalGamingOfficial
@HeavyMetalGamingOfficial 3 роки тому
Dwayne is a better human than literally any politician. We could only be so lucky to have such a pure man run our country.
@cruzboy2763
@cruzboy2763 3 роки тому
Ya I agree no more celebrities running for office I love dwayne johnson but we had celebrity in the white house ya didn't work out clearly
@jerrygarcia2525
@jerrygarcia2525 3 роки тому
I just want everything to be okay. Love y'all
@jeremyng1021
@jeremyng1021 3 роки тому
"paper beats rock" - damn that line got me. but all jokes aside, who in the world is saying that they want dwayne johnson in the white house?!
@antionettemason1617
@antionettemason1617 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣‼️🍺
@sirmoonslosthismind
@sirmoonslosthismind 3 роки тому
this fella named dwayne johnson seems pretty gung-ho about it.
@yarib6479
@yarib6479 3 роки тому
Apparently 40 something percent of Americans because they still haven’t learned anything.
@scubageek17
@scubageek17 3 роки тому
Californian here 🙋🏻‍♀️ just popping in to mention that this exact mentality is how we ended up with the Governator 😂🤦🏻‍♀️
@patricktsai2303
@patricktsai2303 3 роки тому
@@scubageek17 how was Arnold as governor?
@fabstar910
@fabstar910 3 роки тому
"... and as we all know, paper beats rock" - I am dying
@tytn9978
@tytn9978 3 роки тому
"paper beats ROCK!" Brilliant! BEST line yet on Late Night!
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 3 роки тому
The Rock could at least try running for I dunno, Governor of California/Senator, actually try campaigning and articulate and defend a position to reporters. I really do believe turning the Presidency into a Celebrity has been a huge mistake.
@DiVijeah
@DiVijeah 3 роки тому
You can’t run for Governor of CA when you live in GA.
@patricktsai2303
@patricktsai2303 3 роки тому
Thanks, Obama /s
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 3 роки тому
You always gotta end with a good slam.
@bmoney2011
@bmoney2011 3 роки тому
One could say that was the Rock Bottom.
@veryberry39
@veryberry39 3 роки тому
Giggity.
@ElectroDFW
@ElectroDFW 3 роки тому
Umm, that's what she said? 😁
@jcthefluteman
@jcthefluteman 3 роки тому
Wish he didn’t, they’re cringe af
@josephschminkey5717
@josephschminkey5717 3 роки тому
Whenever Gaetz makes an appearance they should play Seventeen by Winger.
@chrisash7948
@chrisash7948 3 роки тому
Seventeen by Rucka Ali
@Alejandro_BoniIIa
@Alejandro_BoniIIa 3 роки тому
Confusing a gun for a taser is like confusing a sock for a shoe
@howardwales9159
@howardwales9159 3 роки тому
I'm going to miss Evie's laugh when the audience comes back
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 3 роки тому
I don't want it to come back. It's better like this!
@sunnyrivero7343
@sunnyrivero7343 3 роки тому
I bet Stephen will, too.
@howardwales9159
@howardwales9159 3 роки тому
Agreed, he smiles a little every time she laughs
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 3 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nnZ4gGp_gHt5lps.html
@ThelastArchdemon47
@ThelastArchdemon47 3 роки тому
creepy
@LD86
@LD86 3 роки тому
That veteran officer clearly forgot whether she was left or right handed (because a firearm is always placed on the dominant side of the individual on the belt)... and the difference in weight, colour and function of a taser vs. a fully loaded gun. 🤦‍♀️ Her "mistake" cost a life.
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 3 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nnZ4gGp_gHt5lps.html
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 3 роки тому
Not a mistake, just a lie. We see officers pulling their guns on POC all the time.
@craigcrawford6595
@craigcrawford6595 3 роки тому
@@Shuizid I see, so when one who has driven a car every day for 20 years accidentally hits the gas instead of the brake actually hit the gas deliberately because everyone knows the gas is on the right etc etc. .
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 3 роки тому
@@craigcrawford6595 Ohhh I see. So when a specific group of people reportedly drives through a neighborhood to fast very often and suddenly someone is run over, it's "accidentally hit the gas"? Yeah it's weird how something everybody is doing is suddenly an "accident" when it's about facing consequences. Also it might surprise you, but if someone hits the gas instead of the breaks and murders someone, that person will loose their licence and go to jail. They won't get a paid vacation and an all-white jury saying that it was totally fine to run someone over.
@mariposa9506
@mariposa9506 3 роки тому
@@Shuizid omg I didn't realize they don't put people of color on juries in the US. That just seems wrong.
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 3 роки тому
Epic Stephen! Just Epic! Each element!
@christinechrisman6822
@christinechrisman6822 3 роки тому
omg I love Evie's laugh in the background
@JoAnnaQuincey
@JoAnnaQuincey 3 роки тому
Between Florida and Fukushima, we're all going to glow in the dark
@Edu_Kate
@Edu_Kate 3 роки тому
I think governments are eyeing the moon and planets as future trash sites.
@wikansaktianto9215
@wikansaktianto9215 3 роки тому
Dr. Thrax here we go..
@wikansaktianto9215
@wikansaktianto9215 3 роки тому
But, here you go people..Chernobyl new season.
@memoriesofechos677
@memoriesofechos677 3 роки тому
Vomit 🤢
@jadeddigger9291
@jadeddigger9291 3 роки тому
that is not how radiation works..
@Artressa
@Artressa 3 роки тому
I wasn't ready for "Passed a test made for stroke victims. "
@vaughngaminghd
@vaughngaminghd 3 роки тому
He didn't add "…and bragged endlessly about passing it" as if it was some sort of accomplishment!
@kophiedogbey2227
@kophiedogbey2227 3 роки тому
The paper beats rock joke was EXCELLENT!!!!
@dangler1907
@dangler1907 3 роки тому
26 YEARS ON THE JOB as a police officer, including work as a FIELD TRAINING OFFICER, and she not only confused a 2 pound Glock with an 8 ounce Taser, but panicked to the point that she felt it essential to shoot something (anything?) at a FLEEING (not attacking) subject? Are you kidding me? Something is being buried here - the "mistake theory" stinks to high heaven.
@paulkeller6075
@paulkeller6075 3 роки тому
The thing the pepper spraying of the army officer and the officer who shot Wright have in common is that the training they received appears to have made them susceptible to panic and unstable reactions. Does fear based training ever work?
@kristoffarrell6899
@kristoffarrell6899 3 роки тому
This show has evolved into something very special than when it had an audience in the theatre.
@PhilLesh69
@PhilLesh69 3 роки тому
For a show that comes on at almost midnight it has gotten louder since the lockdown. Stephen tends to yell during his monologue almost every night now. Other people in my house are already sleeping when he starts yelling something. It doesn't help that CBS is the loudest of the channels already.
@ClockwiseCat
@ClockwiseCat 3 роки тому
@@PhilLesh69 Yes, I love that it's louder, I love Stephen's outrage. He is getting better and better. He needs to ditch the celebrity talk show format and ONLY focus on progressive politicians and activists.
@kenspitz981
@kenspitz981 3 роки тому
JUST LAUGH !
@kenspitz981
@kenspitz981 3 роки тому
John Cornyn is the biggest around !
@kenspitz981
@kenspitz981 3 роки тому
John Cornyn is the biggest twit on Twitter
@lanceseaman88
@lanceseaman88 3 роки тому
Taser isn't considered "non" lethal it's considered a "less" lethal weapon.
@sylvesteraddams3143
@sylvesteraddams3143 3 роки тому
The joke at the end was the best 😂
@HBarnill
@HBarnill 3 роки тому
We need to make an amendment to make sure that if you want to run for president, you need to have political experience from the state, local, federal, etc. We could’ve prevent the past 4 years. We’d still get bad presidents but we wouldn’t get SCROTUS.
@DPoddy
@DPoddy 3 роки тому
So more gatekeeping than they already had?
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 3 роки тому
@@DPoddy -- To what gatekeeping are you referring?
@Edu_Kate
@Edu_Kate 3 роки тому
Hey Dwayne, no one wants you in the Oval Office. Even when people were spouting Oprah should run for president, I was like, "Hell no!"
@tanyakasim3988
@tanyakasim3988 3 роки тому
I'm like "Hell, no" to all celebrities running for President, too. Thanks, but no thanks.
@edstirling
@edstirling 3 роки тому
speak for yourself.
@shrivatsakaranam6877
@shrivatsakaranam6877 3 роки тому
I’d rather have either of them rather than a fat traffic cone who doesn’t know anything about politics, government, or business. Not his kids either. Or Ron desantis.
@TykusBalrog
@TykusBalrog 3 роки тому
@@shrivatsakaranam6877 i think we can all agree on that, but that still doesn't mean it would be a good idea. They have no political experience. They would still be terrible.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 3 роки тому
ESPECIALLY not some dim-witted, woo-endorsing, anti-vaxxer like Oprah!
@magicnsparkle29
@magicnsparkle29 3 роки тому
Northern Ireland is deeply embarrassed that a bunch of 13 year olds throwing Molotov cocktails has made the international news.
@armartin0003
@armartin0003 3 роки тому
When child predators come to you asking for a character witness, they don't tell you why they were arrested. Don't ask how I know that...
@phumelelahlongwane3914
@phumelelahlongwane3914 3 роки тому
Huge fan of this man's work,all the way from South Africa!
@livetime5815
@livetime5815 3 роки тому
So, Stephen Colbert does not want to smell what The Rock is cooking for a White House run.
@billysgeo
@billysgeo 3 роки тому
But we do
@fl00d69
@fl00d69 3 роки тому
@@billysgeo Come off it man - he'll get the same strings attached that all of them do. You need to see PAST who is President, to who is behind the curtains.
@billysgeo
@billysgeo 3 роки тому
@@fl00d69 Exactly my point. The person in the chair is for show (political and corporate interest run the world)... so lets put a showman on there, but one that has a good moral compass at least
@cautionTosser
@cautionTosser 3 роки тому
@@billysgeo I'd settle for one that takes direction. Like when your chief advisor is giving you the finger-sliding-across-the-neck signal or shaking their head furiously, you stfu. :D
@billysgeo
@billysgeo 3 роки тому
@@cautionTosser That a very low bar... but like you said, I'll take it
@moonbeanification
@moonbeanification 3 роки тому
"ChardonnNNNOOOOOOO !!! Keep your pinot in your pants !!!" 🤣
@derekchapman1328
@derekchapman1328 3 роки тому
"As you know, paper beats Rock"! Your best ever crack!
@elaineberg3095
@elaineberg3095 3 роки тому
It’s refreshing to have a stable tweeter. Someone who doesn’t do character assassination by tweet.
@OlEgSaS32
@OlEgSaS32 3 роки тому
Seriously, if Cornyn is gonna attack biden on the grounds that "his twitter is boring" and "he doesn't constantly phone in to news channels to rant and rave like a deranged lunatic about either how great a job hes doing or how unfair everyones being towards him" he needs one of those existential moments of him crying while looking at a mirror until he figures out what being a president actually involves and neither of those things are on that list
@adamchristopher6917
@adamchristopher6917 3 роки тому
Which is only SLIGHTLY worse than divorce-by-phonecall. ^^;
@yes0r787
@yes0r787 3 роки тому
Stable Tweeter > Stable Genius
@Alphacentauri819
@Alphacentauri819 3 роки тому
@Dudley Burleson which to be fair...trump should’ve been too. He is the reason that Webster’s dictionary will be coming out with a new word that means ‘beyond ludicrous’, trump will be a synonym. “It’s better to keep one’s mouth shut and to be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” Trumps handlers couldn’t prevent trump from talking nonstop, reinforcing how inane he is. It’s bad when former trump supporters have spoken out against him in throngs and even formed the groups “republicans against trump” and “the Lincoln project”. And before you get your britches in a bunch....I’m neither democrat nor republican. Trump was a whole different level of crazy though. If you can’t see it...well, not hard to correlate what that means.
@obihave3210
@obihave3210 3 роки тому
@Dudley Burleson Maybe Biden should do what trump did for 4 years then.. face those wolves and repeat one of four excuses.. it was Republicans. it was Trump. . it was the fake news media.. it was the proud boys.. that mirrors trumps meetings pretty well.. oh and take credit for everything that's gone right even if it wasn't you that did it while tweeting conspiracy theories and hate on every one you don't like.
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 3 роки тому
So riddle me this: a typical taser weapon weighs 8 ozs. A fully loaded Glock 19 comes in at just under 32. I'd write more, but I just finished a pint of clear liquid that I thought was water but turned out to be undiluted Chopin...
@DiVijeah
@DiVijeah 3 роки тому
There’s a red herring if I’ve ever seen one 😂👍🏼
@smoothlyamusing1502
@smoothlyamusing1502 3 роки тому
In addition to the weight is the color as tazers usually have a neon striping or handle making them ultra visibly) and style design difference in the 2 weapons, the grips are made to handle differently, there's a feel about them that doesn't match at all. So, there's no reason she as a trained professional veteran acted like a scared little girl... it was more like maybe she read a memo that went out that and her "tazer tazer tazer" chat was a cya on her part. She was smart to quit. She murdered that boy and took ownership of the gunshot that ended his life. Guns are lethal tools, they come with very strict rules. She needs to be fully held accountable. Especially with her career record of who she is, a cop should know better and be held in a higher standard for none are above the law and She took an innocent life.
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 3 роки тому
@@smoothlyamusing1502 so was the "I shot him..." response also an act? or had you seen that footage, yet? the truth is, that yes, she needs to be held accountable, but she also needs a fair trial of whether she is being held accountable for a mistake, or an intentional act.
@renatocorvaro6924
@renatocorvaro6924 3 роки тому
@@kenbrown2808 She either intentionally killed someone who was not a threat, or she made a mistake of extreme incompetence. Either way, she should not be allowed to carry a weapon in any job.
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 3 роки тому
@@renatocorvaro6924 yes, I forget what his arrest warrant was for. They certainly haven't mentioned it much. Be sure to mention he wasn't doing anything wrong.
@ErgoProdigy
@ErgoProdigy 3 роки тому
I sure hope asking violent criminals to go to jail works.
@AaaaNinja
@AaaaNinja 3 роки тому
"Johnson said it was Johnson's fault" lol
@TheOGClassicMan
@TheOGClassicMan 3 роки тому
I don't think anyone's said..."Hey, The Rock should be in the White House." I like him and all, but we need to draw a line...
@MaximanLP
@MaximanLP 3 роки тому
I wish you were right, but I know people personally who said he should run for president and that they would vote for him.
@TheOGClassicMan
@TheOGClassicMan 3 роки тому
@@MaximanLP Ugh...we're in bad shape...
@nonamegame9857
@nonamegame9857 3 роки тому
If he does run, does that mean we get to have the hulkster as his running rate 🤣🤣🤣
@anthonykraljic3486
@anthonykraljic3486 3 роки тому
@@kevinbissinger what show? I haven’t paid much attention to tv shows lately.
@demons27
@demons27 3 роки тому
It all started in the 2016 Elections when The Rock did an atypical celebrity mention that he'll run for President. In fact, he deliberately said whoever won the 2016 Elections that he'll take over as President in 2020. Looks like he's starved for attention again.
@Gundam4
@Gundam4 3 роки тому
I'm inclined to agree no more celebrities holding office. Stick to what you're best rock. Being the most electrifying man in entertainment
@demiecazaux5744
@demiecazaux5744 3 роки тому
Since when is a failure called. "CELEBRITY"? BASICALLY AN IGNORANT HUSTLING CON APPEALING.TO INNOCENT PPL.
@Gundam4
@Gundam4 3 роки тому
@@demiecazaux5744 I'm just saying no more celebrities holding political offices. It was a fun idea at first for celebrities being government positions till it became a reality... well politics and entertainment were never meant to mix. So the rock just needs to stick to what he's best at. It's just better for everybody
@yamahkogribbis6212
@yamahkogribbis6212 3 роки тому
I'd prefer the rock to any president we've had during my life time.
@antonbrakhage490
@antonbrakhage490 3 роки тому
Being a celebrity is not a particular qualification for office, but neither is it a disqualification. A lot of people like to sneer at "celebrities" as though they're all vapid airheads who can't do anything "serious" (mostly, I suspect, out of jealousy), but celebrities are people. Some are corrupt, some are fools, and some are very able. Dwayne Johnson is not high on my list of choices for PotUS, but there are "celebrities" I would vote for, if they ran (depending on who they were running against, obviously). Look at the person in their totality, not one part of their resume. Not all celebrities are Donald Trump (who's faults as President had far more to do with his narcissism, sadism, and bigotry than his mere lack of experience).
@queerbotanicalqueen
@queerbotanicalqueen 3 роки тому
@Belle Anderson actually he’s an independent. But still, I’d say at the very least he should try running for another position for a while or staying in movies.
@glennmorris25
@glennmorris25 3 роки тому
Don’t tell The Rock what to do. You might get your wish, and we’ll all get our wish, and he’ll take your job instead.
@nartouzumaki8232
@nartouzumaki8232 3 роки тому
👍Thank You Stephen and Team!!
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 3 роки тому
Dwayne, go away. We don’t want more actors or artists.
@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160
@sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 3 роки тому
Ending that segment abruptly after a slam. Give your editing team a raise, because that was awesome.
@crookim
@crookim 3 роки тому
The good old classic Taser - Gun switcheroo!
@dkompres6889
@dkompres6889 3 роки тому
The taser is the one made out of bright yellow plastic!
@samehada87
@samehada87 3 роки тому
Rock should emulate from his wrestling peers like Glenn Jacobs, Jesse Ventura and Matt Morgan and run for local office first before the White House
@anthonykraljic3486
@anthonykraljic3486 3 роки тому
Whose Matt Morgan? What did he run for? I was never that much of a wresting fan.
@demons27
@demons27 3 роки тому
So that means one of them is an anti-masker (Jacobs), one of them may be now connected to Matt Gaetz's shenanigans (Morgan), and one that slowly turned insane during his Gubernatorial run (Ventura)?
@quadroxism6645
@quadroxism6645 3 роки тому
@@demons27 it's funny to think that Jacobs is an anti masker even tho he wears a mask throughout his career
@tk24ism
@tk24ism 3 роки тому
@@quadroxism6645 hahaha I was about to say that. Kane an anti masker..😂
@smoothlyamusing1502
@smoothlyamusing1502 3 роки тому
Jesse ventura would be a great president
@danielrose8305
@danielrose8305 3 роки тому
I think the key thing Stephen hit on is that much like Donald, Dwayne wouldn't actually know how to do the job or enjoy it at all. It's just publicity hopefully cause I don't want to also hate The Rock. Great movie.
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 3 роки тому
The difference between them is that Johnson would be willing to listen, learn, and trust experts. I don't think he should run, yet, but I could see him as president if he got some experience, first, and found that politics fits him. And there's one other thing that separates him from Fast Food Franco: he actually gives a shit. About people, about the country, about just being a positive influence on the world. But, like, a decade or so down the line. Not in 2024.
@patricktsai2303
@patricktsai2303 3 роки тому
The willingness to listen to advisors doesn’t matter if you don’t know who you’re dealing with. Bush listened to his advisors - the biggest neocon ghouls in the planet - and ended up plunging America into a war 2 presidents have tried and failed to get out of. I heard Biden’s planning to leave Afghanistan or Iraq by 9/11/21, the 20th anniversary of 9/11. I sincerely hope he can fulfil that promise.
@CalfandCloverCreamery
@CalfandCloverCreamery 3 роки тому
Thank you late show for always making me laugh and smile!😂
@Textile_Courtesan
@Textile_Courtesan 3 роки тому
Evie's the luckiest! I bet Stephen is even funnier when the censorship is off at home.
@InvaderUsnavi
@InvaderUsnavi 3 роки тому
Moana 2 plot leaked: Maui becomes a candidate for president and Moana must do anything to stop it
@stealthattack2209
@stealthattack2209 3 роки тому
LOL
@anthonyt4154
@anthonyt4154 3 роки тому
great, now I have "You're welcome" stuck in my head again lol 😆
@shotguntornado
@shotguntornado 3 роки тому
This, but actually kind of true. The Rock has a show about running for president in 2024 now
@Yanni75
@Yanni75 3 роки тому
Dear fellow Americans. Two-hour workouts per day in the gym are now mandatory to qualify for healthcare coverage. Also, the corporate tax on fastfood chains and multinational companies, like Coca Cola, has quadrupled, which will force many of those candy-ass businesses to shut down. You're welcome!
@JosephWolfson
@JosephWolfson 3 роки тому
So, the dead zone?
@aisadal2521
@aisadal2521 3 роки тому
Oh dang, never thought I'd see The Rock be a subject of tea here 😳
@MDRUSHCRUSH
@MDRUSHCRUSH 3 роки тому
Right⁉️
@Camey71073
@Camey71073 3 роки тому
I lost my dog of 10yrs yesterday and have been crying since until I watched this! Great episode guys!!!
@jeffhoward162
@jeffhoward162 3 роки тому
"Paper beats Rock"....shaking my head but somehow still unaccountably giggling...
@i.t.577
@i.t.577 3 роки тому
"Ohhh, riiight. That's why it's called law ENFORCEMENT instead of law-enfollowment". 😂😂😂😂 Epic.
@jasons2023
@jasons2023 3 роки тому
One view, 71 Likes. Colbert's a genius.
@JusTypical
@JusTypical 3 роки тому
Watching Steven slowly become as honest as Some More News is awesome
@SincerestSawa
@SincerestSawa 3 роки тому
Finally an accurate description of what a taser is "an act of torture to force compliance" thank you colbert
@DavidErickRamos
@DavidErickRamos 3 роки тому
So are we getting “Catch a fourth wave”? 🦠
@cameronhuff5170
@cameronhuff5170 3 роки тому
The Fifth Wave is coming...
@tiki_trash
@tiki_trash 3 роки тому
Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin' USA
@sandroleandro2493
@sandroleandro2493 3 роки тому
"Stastistically". He's he channeling Trump, now? 😂😂😂
@lauriesmith589
@lauriesmith589 3 роки тому
As The Beach Boys Said More than Once......."Catch a Wave & Your Sitting on Top of the World⁉️" And if You can't Master the Conquering of A Wave .... You are Trump Bait‼️
@lauriesmith589
@lauriesmith589 3 роки тому
ONE DAY Right On....Cut Off or Run Over is the Price for No Respect & Social Distancing on the Ocean ‼️
@JohnAntonucciNooch
@JohnAntonucciNooch 3 роки тому
Japanese Nuclear Waste: Expectation: "It's Godzilla!!!" Reality: "It's Cancer!?!"
@wikansaktianto9215
@wikansaktianto9215 3 роки тому
It could be creating Godzilla in real life.
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 3 роки тому
@@wikansaktianto9215 Real Godzilla is not only biologically impossible, that's not how radiation works.
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 3 роки тому
@Dahn Yeah, you really need to learn what a punchline is ;p
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 3 роки тому
@Dahn So the punchline to "Godzilla is actually cancer" is "it's actually Godzilla"? Man I hope you got better jokes in stock.
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 3 роки тому
@@Shuizid not impossible. If we keep $!#@ up atmosphere will eventual return to where it can support giant life. That did happen. And there's still several giant life forms left from that area. "Giant squids" are that old. Release the Kraken, release the zilla. Of course we won't be able to eat fisj with tjat many rads.
@ndisfoshiz
@ndisfoshiz 3 роки тому
That “paper beats rock” slam was amazing!!!!
@theheavyweight2008
@theheavyweight2008 3 роки тому
Oh man the rocks theme at the end. AWESOME!!!
@ben1ben
@ben1ben 3 роки тому
This ending was pretty awesome, miss hearing The Rocks theme live in WWE
@jonbus766
@jonbus766 3 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nnZ4gGp_gHt5lps.html
@nupstar87
@nupstar87 3 роки тому
Was it.. its seemed like stone colds:-)
@Jhparker1024
@Jhparker1024 3 роки тому
Gaetz met his high school sweetheart last week!
@yes0r787
@yes0r787 3 роки тому
"Unimaginably Conventional" is my new fave oxymoron.
@natashab.5994
@natashab.5994 3 роки тому
I want all of these segments to play back to back on an endless loop😂
@sylvia106
@sylvia106 3 роки тому
Just realized Stephen is no longer drinking alcoholic beverages on the show nowadays. Much better this way.
@11cabadger
@11cabadger 3 роки тому
Hey, most of America has stopped drinking every nite. Hmmm, wonder what the common factor could be...
@reirei6712
@reirei6712 3 роки тому
@@11cabadger lol
@melissasaint3283
@melissasaint3283 3 роки тому
I agree. Honestly, I was getting concerned for his liver.
@eddyk3
@eddyk3 3 роки тому
He literally did yesterday lol.
@11cabadger
@11cabadger 3 роки тому
@@eddyk3 we knew he would the minute we found out Boehner was on the show.
@ajcook3509
@ajcook3509 3 роки тому
I just got in a car accident an hour ago and I needed this laugh
@TheShadowKing1988
@TheShadowKing1988 3 роки тому
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're doing okay.
@kathleensposato5529
@kathleensposato5529 3 роки тому
Hope you’re ok
@nooneanymoore9971
@nooneanymoore9971 3 роки тому
I hope you are well, God bless you!
@queerbotanicalqueen
@queerbotanicalqueen 3 роки тому
Oh my gosh, that’s terrible! Are you alright?
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 роки тому
Hope you're well, Aj. Take care!
@vze2fz2c
@vze2fz2c 3 роки тому
No more celebrity candidates!
@sealyoness
@sealyoness 3 роки тому
Evie's giggles mirror my own. I'm going to miss these 'hometown talks' when he goes back to having a full audience.
@swapshots4427
@swapshots4427 3 роки тому
I agree. Americans are fixated with celebrity. How about experienced competent governance from someone with Global Diplomatic connections and familiar with the entire federal apparatus.
@Elephantstonica
@Elephantstonica 3 роки тому
Mickey Mouse?
@SRDuly2010
@SRDuly2010 3 роки тому
You mean the Democrat?
@kaystevens8428
@kaystevens8428 3 роки тому
@Swapshots. If it weren't for the ridiculous electoral college b.s., that's what we would've had in 2016. You just described the woman that 4 million more voted for. And, oh how much better are country would be today! For starters, a half a million people who died last year wouldn't have! How in the hell can it be government "by the people" when the dipshit who fewer people vote for is "elected"?
@marykelley5293
@marykelley5293 3 роки тому
You always make me laugh, thank you!
@tania2897
@tania2897 3 роки тому
You got me cheesy half smiling on at your "Danger zone" singing.
@yesitsron
@yesitsron 3 роки тому
How funny is this? My god I was tearing up. You’re killing me 🤣
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