' ladies and gentlemen we are 10 minutes early so next time when we're 2-3 hours late, will just call it even'. 😂😂😂
@thecataclysm16697 років тому
"Welcome to Maui! Wait, were in Minneapolis." Me everyday of my life
@robkerr37116 років тому
TheCataclysm16 Anyway yeah I’ve never been on one of funnyhoihoihhhu0ip0ipojphhhh
@youdontknowme59695 років тому
LOL Delta did something like that to us recently: 'Welcome aboard your flight to Waikiki... oh? sorry, Wichita..."
@BrookeAndSutton5 років тому
Same
@waveyloo4 роки тому
I live in Minnesota
@jtalbot344 роки тому
I know I’m quite late to this comment party but at least in Minnesota you have an amazing a Capella group Home Free to keep the winters hot and summers cool ... nothing better than having 5 gorgeous gentleman singing a Capella to you with their fantastic contra bass singer Mr. Tim Foust who can vibrate your butt in your seat, and a freak of nature beatboxer Mr. Adam Rupp who will blow your mind! Nothing better I say but husbands, boyfriends, and others may not enjoy your googling eyes over pretty-boy high tenor Mr. Austin Brown, cuddly but fantastic tenor Mr. Rob Lundquist who slayed the lead in their cover of End of the Road by Boyz II Men and finally but not lastly the one and only baritone/bass singer Mr. Adam Chance aka Chance will send you over the moon with that smooth as butter voice. Haven’t heard of them before? Please visit their UKposts channel and discover your next addiction that won’t kill or harm you they just send your body into some amazing tingles and excitement. Trust me you WON’T be sorry and you’re welcome! 😍😉
@melaniemorton33627 років тому
I think a sense of humor is key....and more than not, seem to agree. Many people are afraid of flying.....this could help ease the anxiety. She's got my vote!😁😄😉
@NicBunnymen7 років тому
SHE'S GREAT
@samanthamartin92545 років тому
Melanie Morton I’ll give her my vote too
@vinnievalentine4214 роки тому
I love flying, especially when the attendents are great
@jsb51884 роки тому
@Melanie Morton, Until Adam Shi-t happens
@306champion4 роки тому
But what a nice pair she has. One doesn't need fast ears to appreciate those beauties!
@robthelog2239 років тому
Ha,ha, "shift happens" love it.
@lorcis14 роки тому
did she men schif ?
@SViera3 роки тому
Marty is a spectacular lady who demonstrates class and charisma. Southwest should be proud to have her as an employee and ambassador. Best wishes Marty!
@keekwai211 місяців тому
She's as original as a dog turd on a footpath.
@pamdowless84903 роки тому
Love it, it’s nice to have some humor in these horrible times. She needs a raise!
@karensheep71413 роки тому
Its only "horrible times" because the masses have allowed it to be that way. If more people practised tolerance instead of just preaching it, if more people questioned what global elite were telling us, if the masses did not let the media divide us, supported free speech for those that dont have it, then we would not be in "horrible times".
@heretohear86623 роки тому
@@karensheep7141 Wow! You took the words right outa' my mouth!!
@saphiro0076 років тому
"It has been such a job, I mean joy!"
@timothywaynebaker9 років тому
The kind of person that makes life worth living.
@crod3247 років тому
"How 'bout that landing? Not bad for his first day"
@saphiro0076 років тому
crod324 "Captain Kirk and Boy Wonder brings us to a screeching halt." Hehehehe!
@mikecooper84623 роки тому
And can you please stop screaming now; the plane is on the ground and taxiing to the gate. We made it!
@samanthamartin92543 роки тому
@@mikecooper8462 she wasn’t screaming
@mikecooper84623 роки тому
@@samanthamartin9254 you sure? Could'a swore she was screaming. 🤣
@samanthamartin92543 роки тому
@@mikecooper8462 yes I’m sure
@Chino567519 років тому
Dammit, I've never been on a flight with funny flight attendants...
@JeanneTheunissen7 років тому
SW flight attendants are always hilarious.
@atlasking61106 років тому
Southwest has a lot of them.
@edtin18346 років тому
Fly SWA - I always fly them when I can and they are the best!
@carlosphillips84476 років тому
I had one on an swa flight and her hair stuck up like she'd just been electricuted but ol crazy hair was funny as hell
@momcat22235 років тому
+Agent, trust me on this - we live w/i crawling distance of "the big airport" but park/fly out of DAL when we travel. Now that the Wright Amendment has been repealed, there's even more to love.
@mickemike21483 роки тому
This hostess, Marty Cobb, is all across the internet for making funny announcements! She is clearly stand up comedian material, but the crowd can't escape from their seats in an airplane which is a smart move if you have a bad day at work.
@mattanderson8613 роки тому
Finally, people with a collective sense of humor 🤣!!! Yes, it’s really OK to laugh once in a while😉. Bravo 👏!!!
@deadeyeddanny8 років тому
i seen her in a bunch of videos.. she is cute.. keeps everything light.. good at her job.
@cayogator8 років тому
i seent her to !
@tomswinburn17787 років тому
I've seen her several time too. Never flown with her, to my disappointment. She's a hoot. I think she has a future in stand up.
@samanthamartin92545 років тому
J. Hugh Problems I agree that she is cute and adorable
@watershed445 років тому
Yes, she's very cute. I wish they'd bring back sexy stewardesses.
@Drewbee4 роки тому
Tom Swinburn she was on my flight on my way to Las Vegas! super funny!
@nathanthomas3688 років тому
"We would love to welcome you to Maui, But we're in Minneapolis."
@campuscab8 років тому
The Northwest office was priceless. I laughed till I had tears in my eyes. I hope once I start flying for the airlines that the crew is half as good. Awesome job from am awesome person.
@lovelyturtlesp90144 роки тому
Omg yes the Minnesota joke, gosh I love MN. You can come here for the culture if you want, but you'll stay because your car won't start😆.
@samanthamartin92543 роки тому
My teacher miss kneeland is from Minnesota now she lives in Texas
Or you can be a snowman: Snowden. As in snowed in.
@cherylmontgomery75373 роки тому
It’s minnianapolis
@carloss35348 років тому
The lady by the door, so cute and with such a lovely smile!
@discobikerAndRosie3 роки тому
Good stuff! Flying gets tedious at times & a lively attendant can brighten a day! A friend of mine is a flight attendant. I can see her doing this! She's as crazy as I am!
@iTsREALITY899 років тому
You are my inspiration, only hope that when I become a flight attendant I am 1/2 as good as you. THANK YOU
@emilybernstein46672 роки тому
My favorite flight attendant moment was when they said “in the event that your flight becomes a cruise…”
@1956blueeyes9 років тому
what I liked was that she held the mic far enough away from her mouth that you could actually hear the words she was saying
@venustus1009 років тому
We need more FA's like you! Great job!
@robertgallagher77343 роки тому
Now we know what happens to Disney Jungle Cruise guides when they graduate.
@ClassyMalick9 років тому
OMG! Sooo hilarious! "so the next time we're 2-3 hours late, we'll just call it even!" You are amazing and inspirational Marty! Thank you! :)
@franklinlona3153 роки тому
I wouldn't mind flying again and again with an airline who has crew with such wonderful humour. Love From India
@TommygunNG3 роки тому
Great delivery and timing on, "job... JOY!"
@darrenheadrick36692 роки тому
Capt. Kirk and boy wonder, bring us to screeching halt at the terminal gate. 😄😊😃. I love it.
@southaussiegarbo2054Рік тому
"This is the termination of this flight and possibly this crew" Lmao
@TheKurtsPlaceChannel4 роки тому
Man I love them. Southwest is my favorite airline as well. Thanks for posting this. :)
@deanjewell81709 років тому
SWA is the only airline I have ever flown in which the crew varies the pre- and post flight passenger briefings. And, as evidenced here, they do it in a most entertaining way. The take away is I find myself actually listening to those important briefings. Keep up the great work!
@andyross379 років тому
Now that I've found your youtube channel, I hope you'll upload more clips! Honestly, they brighten up the darkest day. You are awesome. I wish we had flight attendants like you in the UK. You could teach Ryanair a thing or two!
@deborahlanespencer58179 років тому
AND THIS !!!! Is why I love flying Southwest ... Keep it up, Love it!!!
@lindaloreign93465 років тому
Ikr? Southwest truly deserves their LUV!
@neocollective5 років тому
I hope SouthWest gives her a good chunk of company shares when she retires !! I had the privilege to be in one of her flights and I'll never forget her, turned an usually annoying experience into something truly special and memorable. :D
@jameswyatt27393 роки тому
I’ve never flown on a commercial airliner. If the flight crew was mine I would feel very relaxed safe and comfortable. This young lady and her crew are very good at relieving stress. This country needs more folks like her and her crew. Safe travels keep making people laugh. It is great cure for everything.
@mrhoffame4 роки тому
THAT is service!! THAT is value!!! THAT is an employee standing out above the rest!!! THAT is someone who should be making more $ than many of her counterparts!
@Da_Most_Shady9 років тому
"We would love to welcome you to Muai...but we're in Mineappolis." Cold, but hilarious.
@dlr111649 років тому
I have noticed that many SWA flight attendants have a fantastic sense of humor. This I'm sure comes from Southwest's great management which keeps everybody who works for Southwest happy!! It shows!!
@dschephigh19 років тому
Very funny. First time I seen it I laughed so hard. Hope to enjoy a flight with you someday !!! Thank you....
@mooncake50167 років тому
Folks happened to be same plane. Why not just be fun, be nice, be kind, and be happy to each other. That's what a country is all about. Huge applaud.
@lindaloreign93465 років тому
I shouldn't be laughing this hard! Man, Marty, you're the best! This is just as funny as your first one! Thank you for being so awesome and for making Southwest Airlines as amazing as it should be! You are an AMAZING woman with a Warrior Spirit, Servant's Heart. and a Fun-LUVing Attitude. LUV ya, girly! ~Linda
@pollackhurst7543 роки тому
Hello how are you doing?
@AlkeshKakde9 років тому
Keep doing what you do ! Wish I could fly in one of the flights that you are attending to !
@deniseherud7 років тому
She is amaze! 💗her! We never get funny ones like that in NY ...must b a southern thing
@pollackhurst7543 роки тому
Hello how are you doing?
@fido35612 роки тому
Must be. I like sitting on my front porch and speaking to people as they walk by. Most all will answer. If I say good morning\afternoon how you doing. They will ask me the same thing. Sometime they stop and talk. Don't know who they are and don't ask. Just a southern thing. Yall take care now ya heah. lol
@johninsalisbury20108 років тому
Love watching her. Makes me feel happy
@p-cm47935 років тому
That´s the way I like it .... no I love it !! Yes I do .... keep going SWA.
@GWR6888 років тому
AMAZING AMAZING< never flew Southwest but this would make the flight that much more worth it and so less nervous.
@tulsatombob27696 років тому
Geeez Marty.....You are one funny woman! I love your sense of humor and Howdy from a former Dallasite! Saludos de Argentina
@akinde576Рік тому
She is so awesome Definitely she deserves a raise 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@phaedracollins60514 роки тому
Nothing wrong with a sense of humour - makes for a great flight!
@jeannierusso21343 роки тому
David . I just read your long paragraph about the little puppy that you were taking your son.. oh and thank you for your service.. I really enjoyed your story and I'm so happy that it had a good ending.. yes stewardess or as . They are called now flight attendants can be very nice.. and their job may seem easy at times but they can be the one that helps you through your hard times... you might be scared on the plane you might need something and they are there for that purpose thank you to all the flight attendants the fine work that you do I just got off a United flight from Newark going into Cleveland Ohio thank you to all the military and all the pilots and police and everybody..😁👍
@pollackhurst7543 роки тому
Hello how are you doing?
@melaniechiouera9 років тому
Marty, you're so amazing!!
@beautybyevelyn60078 років тому
Omg you probably don't remember but I was on the flight to Washington, D.C. This summer June 2, me and my friends were sitting in the back of the plane and OMG you are the best flight attendant ever😍
@timengland36499 років тому
I hope she is a flight attendant trainer. She sounds like she has seen it all and done it all. Flying is scary for most people but I would fly with her anyday because she trusts the flight crew and knows they'll do their best to get you where you want to go. And she will be the first one to risk her life to save you in case something goes wrong.
@mustangron34454 роки тому
Oh great time of day Marty!!! ♥️
@AdamBaileyloltv129 років тому
She seems like an awesome flight attendant!
@andyross379 років тому
Seems like? She IS an awesome flight attendant!
@tpmedia10 років тому
Martha Cobb does it again! She is amazing!
@stewartbrann29804 роки тому
😂😂 Funny lady! This video popped up on my suggested watches and I’m certain I went to high school with you. Best wishes and hope all is well.
@BlueBirdBus119 років тому
😂😂😂 she needs to keep doing these and posting them
@CharlesMartel6768 років тому
LOVE HER!!!! GREAT STUFF!!!!!
@urusledge6 років тому
This less than two minute clip made me laugh more than every professional thing Amy Schumer and Tina Fey have done combined.
@urusledge3 роки тому
@@matthewporter1435 hope she sees this bro.
@sammartin20559 років тому
This makes me smile so much 😍 👍 ☺
@SuperGitfiddle9 років тому
Marty you are AWESOME!!! Making people laugh is a gift dear and you have a HUGE talent for that. I watched the ELLEN episode and was happy to see someone that deserves good things and recognition for what they do happen for you. I think you are an awesome flight attendant but I have a feeling that with the talent you have for comedy you could be in the movies or doing a standup act that would be HUGELY successful. Just my opinion. Take care and keep up the great work.
@Upscent9 років тому
if only all flight attendants were so fun, I wouldn't have been so paraoid every time.
@american1017 років тому
Best Flight Attendant Ever!! I wish I could fly on all of her flights!
@samanthamartin92543 роки тому
Me too
@JayOrlando328289 років тому
awesome Warrior Spirit, Servant Heart and Fun Loving Attitude .... thats who we are
@frankdawe51565 років тому
Southwest has themselves a real jewel here! This lady has probably increased their sales by 20%. I'd fly SW just to get on a plane with her. A beauty with a great sense of humour! Wow!
@CanadianMetalHead735 місяців тому
I think she may have missed her true calling in life, she's great and hilarious!
@stavrophotography9 років тому
Marty I remember seeing your original video that eventually lead you to meeting Ellen. Keep smiling and having fun!
@sdstang018 років тому
LUV you!! Hope to be on one of your flights soon :)
@florida77782 роки тому
that last joke was F awesome! hahaha
@daveharter64693 роки тому
was on a flight years ago out of Seattle, with an Elvis impersonator, they let him come up and do the pre flight. everyone loved it. please fasten your seat belts, thank you , thank you very much.
@sage99514 роки тому
I'm going to New York this month and I'm riding on South West. I did this last year and the funniest thing that I heard was, "We like you for your money, now get off the plane"
@samanthamartin92543 роки тому
Was that really funny to you?
@EduardoCabralCaballero2 роки тому
You are the Best! 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
@Sparkyyyyyyyyy9 років тому
My school group was in the back of the plane and we were laughing our heads off!
@HARA_01088 років тому
Lady you are amazing. God bless you. :)
@samanthamartin92543 роки тому
Her name is Marty
@pollackhurst7543 роки тому
Hello how are you doing?
@emythious7 років тому
I fly a lot for my work especially on SW I know I have had this flight attendant before she is hilarious
@pollackhurst7543 роки тому
Hello how are you doing?
@FirstNameLastName-lj9zo8 років тому
I would LOVE to have her on my flights from LAX to Vegas.
@capnpen8 років тому
Love it! Delta customer service has gone in the tank in recent years, and Southwest goes most of the places I want to go, so goodbye Delta, hello Southwest. Just make sure I get a comic flight attendant!
@lindaloreign93465 років тому
Oh, believe me. Delta absolutely SUCKS! #Southwest4LIFE am I right?
@samanthamartin92543 роки тому
@@lindaloreign9346 what do you mean delta sucks?
@toddhogg95008 років тому
Marty, your a trip and I hope that I have a flight with you soon!
@ronmitchell89293 роки тому
Humor is the best medicine.
@englishrose43882 роки тому
"So the next time we're 2-3 hours late, we'll call it even." LOL!!
@cyndiwilliams64319 років тому
Great way to end a flight...You go Marty!!
@pollackhurst7543 роки тому
Hello how are you doing?
@therealmeemawmallen94934 роки тому
Too funfabulous! 😊
@LanternOfLiberty3 роки тому
"... come to a screeching halt"😂😂😂
@fredlalande10473 роки тому
you re my flying Hero !!!!! kisss from France
@markwaller74187 років тому
free commodity show with purchase of a ticket. can't beat that!
@melaniemorton33627 років тому
and she would be hilarious doing it!! poor guy wouldn't know to leave or laugh his but off!!😊😂
@AZEljefe9 років тому
I've flown with you dear, it was a great time.
@edtin18346 років тому
Fly SWA - I fly with them when I can and they are far and away the best!
@starcruze3288 років тому
Marty, you need to bid some trips to/from SJC - seems like we always get the rejects from United!
@BigWheelHawaii8 років тому
This Girl's Just Great,,,, Southwest should be so proud of her,,, "Employee of the Year" for sure... And She's Just Down Right Beautiful,,,, Smart and Beautiful,,,, Great Combo,,,
@kristenray6341Рік тому
This is hilarious!! Awesome!!
@robertmartin46469 років тому
where were you in 1974? I started flying with TWA and left in 1985 to be a Navy Nurse....I wish I was still flying!! I could have used you in our flights back then! :) GREAT video! :)
@TheJer19638 років тому
+Robert Martin By any chance were you a nurse at Balboa naval hospital In San Diego in 1985? My wife and I left for San Diego in May of 1985. She was a Navy nurse and I was on my way to boot camp. We were married before either of us joined the Navy. She was a nurse there for 8 years.
@ichikireiLV9 років тому
Awesome! Funny 😄 Need you on my next flight!
@pollackhurst7543 роки тому
Hello how are you doing?
@JasonShipley19795 років тому
I’d love to come fly with this flight attendant lmao 😂
@samanthamartin92545 років тому
Jason Shipley same here
@hhazelhoff13633 роки тому
She been getting into the mini bottles Sweet
@Mercedes-Guru3 роки тому
My first SW flight was back when they wore hot pants. The cutest FA I have ever seen did the usual pre-takeoff announcements then finished with "All right y'all, buckle up 'cause we're fixin' to blast off."
@markbailey32253 роки тому
Beautiful and funny!!
@Oregon84567 років тому
I had this flight attendant once- she was hilarious!
@samanthamartin92545 років тому
Ethan442 I’ve never had her
@gailhalloshry4106 років тому
OMG. I was on that flight...I see myself and my husband!