His Reputation For Stiffing Lawyers Leaves T**** Struggling To Find Good Defenders

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The former president is finding it difficult to hire qualified representation for his federal cases, perhaps due to his decades-long reputation for refusing to pay his legal bills. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@charliechaos2551
@charliechaos2551 Рік тому
"Flabrador Deceiver" cracked me up. The names for "he who shall not be named" are a riot!
@danpowell3953
@danpowell3953 Рік тому
Regarding Trump paying a lawyer with a horse: I think Trump could reasonably be called a “Horse Traitor”.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому
People are definitely creative!
@patthenry3568
@patthenry3568 Рік тому
@@danpowell3953 Oh Dan, that was niiice!
@pauljohnston9446
@pauljohnston9446 Рік тому
And his followers are trumpanzees
@charliechaos2551
@charliechaos2551 Рік тому
@@pauljohnston9446 Nice! Trumpanzees and Re-Trumplicans
@VinlandAlchemist
@VinlandAlchemist Рік тому
Proud to see the pre-message - my Canadian blood appreciates you all with huge thanks
@markmarsh27
@markmarsh27 Рік тому
I've been playing guitar for over 40 years and I have to say I LOVE the way Colbert's new Bandleader plays. He is top notch, perfect tone and perfect playing!
@catherinepuma2815
@catherinepuma2815 Рік тому
almost spit my coffee out from laughing at that last joke. "Oh no--that's where we keep our secret files!" XD
@Krieghandt
@Krieghandt Рік тому
Surely stiffing lawyers will never come back to bite you in the arse.
@g.g.matuga4986
@g.g.matuga4986 Рік тому
🤣”Please let this go to trial😂,”Stephen Colbert.
@amandalockwood2291
@amandalockwood2291 Рік тому
Thank you for the comments at the start about the passing of our Queen xx
@stanleyban
@stanleyban Рік тому
That's nice that you placed a disclaimer honoring Queen Elizabeth,'s passing,!! 👍👍👍
@maxcushingham3468
@maxcushingham3468 Рік тому
Florida! That’s where we keep our top secret files! Had me in stitches. 😂
@LesterProperties
@LesterProperties Рік тому
Just to be clear, I became a poll worker in 2020, so that older volunteers didn't have to risk their lives. It is a 16 hour day, which requires a lot of focus at the beginning and end for integrity. It is no bake sale.
@tracycraft
@tracycraft Рік тому
I joined too in 2020. Fortunately, 8 only do a half shift. But, my mom, brother and sister have done full day shifts. I only did one in November 2020. I was so tired afterwards and dropped my phone breaking it.
@ericc.sabadin4513
@ericc.sabadin4513 Рік тому
MAGA Extreme GQP Seditious Traitors ARE PLANNING on Intimidating and Bullying Senior Citizen Volunteers at the Polling Stations.
@JediKnight19852002
@JediKnight19852002 Рік тому
I'm a precinct Chief and also a sixth grade history teacher. I can't imagine being able to keep sixth graders from going insane during a half-day shift.
@mykethevet
@mykethevet Рік тому
🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️
@karenm2334
@karenm2334 Рік тому
I saw that! 16 hours is a crazy long workday.
@hadeelhoque8589
@hadeelhoque8589 Рік тому
"South Florida is where we keep top secret files." 😂 Best line ever Steven. You are one of my favorite stand up comedians 👍
@singvogel7895
@singvogel7895 Рік тому
Actually, as a former MI soldier in Germany who has experience with NSA SCIFS, I bet you dollars to doughnuts the we have a field station in southern Florida. To monitor Cuba. So, yeah, actually we DO store TS/SI there, more than likely.
@robertb.7772
@robertb.7772 Рік тому
@@singvogel7895 "Winston Churchill, a catholic priest, and Snoop Dog walk into a bar..." Singvogel: "Actually, as a former bartender, this scenario is highly unlikely."
@singvogel7895
@singvogel7895 Рік тому
@@robertb.7772 LOL, ok, well, no one ever said I did not have an eye for the obvious! And you clearly have an affinity for finely absurdist language. Well done, that man. 🙂
@robertb.7772
@robertb.7772 Рік тому
@@singvogel7895 Thanks for having a sense of humor. Have a nice weekend!
@hadeelhoque8589
@hadeelhoque8589 Рік тому
@@singvogel7895 if that is true, then they better relocate their storage area since South Florida is going to drown 🙄 thanks to Global Warming.
@RamblinJer
@RamblinJer Рік тому
I did a job for Trump about 10 years ago and knowing how contractors often get stiffed I informed payment was due at time of service. One of 2 or 3 accountants at location provided his (Trumps) credit card. Swiping it, it got declined every time tried. His accountant ended up paying his bill, lol. Either way I got my money! 😛
@elizabethwatt8131
@elizabethwatt8131 Рік тому
THAT is PATHETIC! tRumps credit card was declined??!!!!!! Thank Heaven you got your money! The Accountant would find a way to get paid, hopefully. Cheap, crooked, lying, broke, fraud bastard, pretending to be rich. The only job he’s ever had, that paid, was as the president. They shoulda denied his pay check. The bastard never did a day’s work and constantly squandered hundreds of MILLIONS taking Airforce1 everywhere, and the helicopter every weekend just to go to fucking maralardo!
@fifthbusiness1678
@fifthbusiness1678 Рік тому
Uh ... ok
@nycatlady2314
@nycatlady2314 Рік тому
Good for you. Too many were cheated by this jerk
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo Рік тому
Make sense. I've seen this happen at my business. Watchingba secretary pay for their boss. O saw it at a dinner once and it instantly made me not wanna work with the woman.
@carolynpspk3912
@carolynpspk3912 Рік тому
I knew a Jersey contractor who did stonework and masonry on his New Jersey casino and trump basically told him he would get less than half of what was owed or else be bankrupted through lengthy lawsuits. Didn't even cover the materials, and so the company went bankrupt anyway.
@winesap2
@winesap2 Рік тому
It’s not just women upset about the overturning of Roe v Wade!
@ToniGlick
@ToniGlick Рік тому
Even less feminist leaning men might think about the increased incidence of child support cases this will engender.
@elcee949
@elcee949 Рік тому
Beta
@markb6295
@markb6295 Рік тому
@@elcee949 Congratulations....acceptance is the 1st step toward recovery!!!
@kyleoates6367
@kyleoates6367 Рік тому
@@elcee949 All too often have I heard so-called alphas rail against how the courts favor the mother in custody/child support cases... and ALSO support anti-choice legislation. You guys purposefully shoot yourselves in your own feet and blame the shoe when it can't stop a bullet.
@birdick1307
@birdick1307 Рік тому
It's not women, though. There are many millions of women who don't support killing babies. It's deg3n3rate sloots, and beta male s.0.l.bo1's.
@waltonsimons12
@waltonsimons12 Рік тому
I like to think Colbert first got the idea for that "stable genius" joke back in 2018, and he's been waiting patiently ever since for the perfect moment to use it.
@allangibson8494
@allangibson8494 Рік тому
And Mr Ed aka Bayard wanted credit…
@kierstenridgway4634
@kierstenridgway4634 Рік тому
Just like when I hear teen slang and wait until just the right moment to embrace my kid. 😆❤️✌️
@acciousername6776
@acciousername6776 Рік тому
@@kierstenridgway4634 My mom does that, and I'm 25! 🤦🏻‍♀️😄❤️
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 Рік тому
And now Randy Rainbow's parody is running thru my head 😆
@WyvernYT
@WyvernYT Рік тому
If America wanted a stable genius we would have voted for Mister Ed.
@Shuizid
@Shuizid Рік тому
And yet he is STILL walking free and even getting special treatment from the judge. So much for "nobody is above the law".
@Author_Alyssa_Taylor
@Author_Alyssa_Taylor Рік тому
So pleased The Late Show was respectful of my queen's passing. I am Canadian and I gave her flowers years ago. Was one of the highlights of my life.
@Invisiblegirlswatchn
@Invisiblegirlswatchn Рік тому
Colbert hates the Queen haha, like any decent Irishman.
@pm6693
@pm6693 Рік тому
Just to cut in and say: thanks, Stephen. From a very sombre UK, I really needed to hear and join in with the laughter this morning.
@Sjalabais
@Sjalabais Рік тому
It’s magic how he keeps the apocalypse light and funny. My best spent 10 minutes of the day.
@juanitaespinoza6619
@juanitaespinoza6619 Рік тому
Thanks Mr C for keeping it real.
@QDSLand
@QDSLand Рік тому
I am sure the lawyer that was to be paid with a horse said "Screw you ....and the horse you rode in on" Funny stuff... keep them coming 👍👍👍👍👍
@vash121086
@vash121086 Рік тому
I agree with Stephen please let that go to court. It would be absolutely hilarious. Also with deep regards to the royal family may the queen Rest In Peace she’ll be missed.
@_Atzin
@_Atzin Рік тому
Anti-fascist but pro-monarchy?
@melwelker6077
@melwelker6077 Рік тому
@@_Atzin you're funny
@markbriten6999
@markbriten6999 Рік тому
@@_Atzin since the queen was in the armed forces during WWII why would you assume she's a fascist?
@niamhdwyer5237
@niamhdwyer5237 Рік тому
@@_Atzin I mean I am anti Fascist AND anti monarchy but even I recognize the queen was a great woman and, more importantly, that she was a person who is now dead, with a family.
@avidnongetit8710
@avidnongetit8710 Рік тому
Besides the hilarity if he doesn't get prosecuted our Democracy truly ends.. equal Justice under the Law..
@andrewd5185
@andrewd5185 Рік тому
I'm so glad Stephen is back, T****'s constant onslaught of BS is tough to bear without someone bringing bit of levity to the table.
@Miller_Time
@Miller_Time Рік тому
He's not Voldemort, you can say his name
@HobertMallow
@HobertMallow Рік тому
@@Miller_Time who?
@chrisgullett4332
@chrisgullett4332 Рік тому
Damn! Y'all are so week you are now editing his name? That Trump Derangement Syndrome has got y'all down bad. Toughen up pansy! Y'all need to be deprogrammed from that cult called the Democrat Party. They got y'all making fools of yourselves, and y'all do not even realize it. This is pure comedy gold.
@elegantgypsyrose5328
@elegantgypsyrose5328 Рік тому
Why would we want to foul our taste buds saying his name? I just call him Lord Cheeto
@chrisgullett4332
@chrisgullett4332 Рік тому
@@elegantgypsyrose5328 Weak people can never say their foes names. just like when y'all could not say Islamic terrorist. The first step in being brave is saying the enemies name. If y'all cannot say Trump then you are either super weak, which we all know is true, or just following your cult leaders orders, which we also know is true. Again, y'all need deprogrammed stat. The Democrat Party is evil, and they are playing y'all like fiddles. They target the dumb, because they know they can use you. It is fun watching.
@ccompeaux1
@ccompeaux1 Рік тому
That was an awesome way to end that monologue! 😂
@ellenfisher5750
@ellenfisher5750 Рік тому
"I know how you feel, Bill" - hysterical!!!!!! Love that Eric impression!!!!!
@BlueJazzBoyNZ
@BlueJazzBoyNZ Рік тому
even Lionel Hutz, Attorney At Law is not returning Donald's calls
@ddjr6673
@ddjr6673 Рік тому
The beginning of the video was immensely touching and thoughtful - thank you 🙏
@carolinehernandez7221
@carolinehernandez7221 Рік тому
The word ‘subjects’ was a deliberate shade. Hello from the 🇬🇧
@judybritt6288
@judybritt6288 Рік тому
Colbert's jokes are funny- because they highlight true problems. I'm a Georgian. Fulton County (in Atlanta) is having trouble finding not only enough poll workers, but directors for the November election. The Director of Elections here quit after the 2020 election because of all the threats & undeserved criticism. We currently have an interim director who does not want the job and has refused an offer to make it a permanent position. To date, that position is still unfilled. Who would want a job that is high pressured, knowing they will be threatened & criticized no matter how well they do the job? Oh, and add to that the fact that you could go to jail if you are accused of breaking your oath & not doing your job properly. We have Trump & the Republicans to thank for that.
@hd259607
@hd259607 Рік тому
Yep. Just like teachers. Who wants a job where everything you do is wrong?
@Neil070
@Neil070 Рік тому
Thank you so much for the message at the start. As a long time fan of the Late Show, it's touching and much appreciated 🇺🇸 🇬🇧
@kellig.6819
@kellig.6819 Рік тому
I am a long time admirer of The Queen. So many Americans are saddened by the passing of this Lovely Lady ❤❤❤
@barbaraschuld8206
@barbaraschuld8206 Рік тому
Sorry for your loss.😞🇺🇲
@JoseOrtiz-zx8sf
@JoseOrtiz-zx8sf Рік тому
You appreciated the message mocking the queen and her subjects? :).
@le2800
@le2800 Рік тому
​@@JoseOrtiz-zx8sf Why don't you leave this site you trouble making Trumpist! There was absolutely nothing wrong or mocking sounding about it. That mockery is obviously already alive and well within your tiny mind.
@le2800
@le2800 Рік тому
This was an exceptionally good monologue tonight. I immensely enjoyed it. However, I was immensely saddened to hear about the Queen. I appreciated Stephen Colbert and his staff including that much felt sentiment at the beginning of the monologue. Even though she wasn't our Queen we Americans have always been so ensconced in the lives of your royal family that when Princess Diana passed it was as if we had lost a beloved member of our own family. It feels the same way now that we are hearing about the Queen since she has been around throughout most of our lives. Our sympathy to Her Majesty's family and her countrymen and women. God Bless you all.
@stephenwedderburn9307
@stephenwedderburn9307 Рік тому
Things are really bad when even shyster lawyers are afraid of taking your case lol 😆
@stephenwedderburn9307
@stephenwedderburn9307 Рік тому
@@bobbytookalook hahaha 😆, plus they'd definitely need to be paid up front by trump so they could pay their lawyers!
@papasmurf1904
@papasmurf1904 Рік тому
That very last snippet was hilarious! 😂
@gram2977
@gram2977 Рік тому
Love you Stephen! You keep me laughing through these crazy times we live in.
@kmtrahan01
@kmtrahan01 Рік тому
Rudy went from “America’s Mayor” to “Dr Head Juice” Seems pretty accurate to me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MoiraWillenov
@MoiraWillenov Рік тому
Is Dr Headjuice similar to Dr Detroit? :P
@elizabethloren-broz2680
@elizabethloren-broz2680 Рік тому
I guess we can not FIX STUPID which means you are BEYOND any help.
@TBrown-zy2dr
@TBrown-zy2dr Рік тому
He was always head juice anti-democratic lunatic.
@andrewgarcia4330
@andrewgarcia4330 Рік тому
It's perfect ! lol
@donadams8345
@donadams8345 Рік тому
Why does he need to worry about lawyers when he can go judge shopping.
@palehorse6250
@palehorse6250 Рік тому
best lol! "Oh no, not southern Florida! That's where we keep our top secret documents!" LMFAO
@small3687
@small3687 Рік тому
Stable genius had me dying. He does have a Colt following.
@ElissaStark514
@ElissaStark514 Рік тому
Lol
@Opus313
@Opus313 Рік тому
Even OJ was able to hire a legal dream team... Donnie has assembled a legal nightmare!
@ttacking_you
@ttacking_you Рік тому
They shared a Derschowitz, once.fuck , the "man" IN OFFICE literally had to get one of O.J. Simpsons lawyer's, I don't even know how you begin to defend that?
@pzsoldat2516
@pzsoldat2516 Рік тому
Great comment
@ttacking_you
@ttacking_you Рік тому
We're all "Flooded" with embroglios. wait!!! this f****** show listed all of the scandals on the chalkboard one time the real question is who put that up????
@lucy2014
@lucy2014 Рік тому
And I hope his life ends up a living nightmare! He deserves the worse life has to offer!
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 Рік тому
The defense for oj received many good things from the publicity alone. Imagine trump’s defense? Good publicity or bad?
@syvnwckdsyns3159
@syvnwckdsyns3159 Рік тому
As a high school teacher and ER nurse, you have kept me walking the tightrope of sanity… satire at its finest ❤️
@mmmountain1968
@mmmountain1968 Рік тому
how tf do u balance both of those traumas, u legend
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 Рік тому
Thanks for all you do.
@roccocupido5082
@roccocupido5082 Рік тому
Boy the bar for SATIRE has certainly become EXTREMELY low...boy if THIS is satire today....but of course it isn't..it is sour smug shitlib corporate funded propaganda....(for BRACING..SANE...MEANINGFUL SATIRE try George Carlin..Mort Sahl...LENNY BRUCE...the late lamented Colbert of the Group Bush Washington Correspondence Dinner..) satire at its finest..yeah right
@michaelmcgregor7374
@michaelmcgregor7374 Рік тому
Total bullshit is what it is!!! On par with "The View"!!!
@weatherornotheresmike9303
@weatherornotheresmike9303 Рік тому
Thank you for what you don
@davidarmillie4226
@davidarmillie4226 Рік тому
I have to agree with the ending joke: It would be a real shame if Mara-lardo was underwater! That's where we store our biggest secret documents! LOL!
@kellig.6819
@kellig.6819 Рік тому
You take take the very real fear out of what's going on and make it funny. it helps me cope. Thank you. ❤
@michaeld9682
@michaeld9682 Рік тому
The fear should be old Joe buying anti radiation drugs for his impending ww3 You are more concerned with trump and the propaganda
@toddboughn5168
@toddboughn5168 Рік тому
A stable genius! A horse is a horse, of course of course...
@allisoncastillo9992
@allisoncastillo9992 Рік тому
And you forgot to mention about the judge WITH NO EXPERIENCE 😁
@JeffreyGoddin
@JeffreyGoddin Рік тому
I worked in Homestead in orchards, avocados, lychee, starfruit, longan. 10 feet of sea level rise would reduce most of Florida to a few islands, namely landfills. Unimaginable that we're letting this happen.
@lorrainegill7654
@lorrainegill7654 Рік тому
You are simply the best Steve. Even extinction is funny.
@yodel1300
@yodel1300 Рік тому
The note at the start was nice. Love from UK
@KennethD000
@KennethD000 Рік тому
I wasn’t expecting the impromptu Eric, thanks 😂😂
@BiscuitsInSeptember
@BiscuitsInSeptember Рік тому
This monologue was perfection
@laranadesign4764
@laranadesign4764 Рік тому
I smiled the whole time, this bit is so funny and true. I'm glad I'm not in public looking like the antisocial but optimistic person that I am, staring endearingly at my phone and chuckling.
@TheSunflowerGalaxy
@TheSunflowerGalaxy Рік тому
The Orange con's knowledge of national secrets would mean he can't be housed with a general prison population. He'll have to be completely isolated from the world in every respect. Perhaps in a mountain or on an empty prarie with an outhouse. Can you imagine what it would do to a complete narcissist to be cut off from every source feeding his ego?🕊
@celestialstar6450
@celestialstar6450 Рік тому
Put him in solitary and throw away the key
@juliemissick4206
@juliemissick4206 Рік тому
There’s a supermax prison in Florence, Colorado that he could be housed in. Literally one hour per day outside your cell (which you have to yourself) for recreation. The rest of the time he’d be in total isolation. The perfect place for him. He wouldn’t even need the Secret Service people to watch him there.
@triciac1019
@triciac1019 Рік тому
​@@juliemissick4206 sounds perfect!
@lisawise9849
@lisawise9849 Рік тому
@@juliemissick4206 sounds like a perfect place for him.
@watersportsbyjamesfitzroy5870
@watersportsbyjamesfitzroy5870 Рік тому
That sounds like a dream!
@Elizabeth-mp6tr
@Elizabeth-mp6tr Рік тому
Sweet hope!!! Lol Thank you Stephen for keeping us in the normal realm of sanity with laughter!
@yowzephyr
@yowzephyr Рік тому
1:56 Absolutely, definitely the funniest prayer that I have ever seen in my life.
@Dan-nt2yb
@Dan-nt2yb Рік тому
Stephen’s Eric Trump impersonation gets my day going in a positive way.☺️👍🏾
@ivo4357
@ivo4357 Рік тому
Sometimes being stubborn can be good: if people make it difficult for me to vote, I'll be even more determined to vote. So when they start scaring away poll workers, SIGN ME UP!!! Don't let them scare you away from deciding your own future.
@talscorner3696
@talscorner3696 Рік тому
Seeing people going to vote always makes me happy
@sharmanr.hankins8372
@sharmanr.hankins8372 Рік тому
That last joke was the top! "Oh, no! Southern Florida is where we keep our files!" 😅
@fox5411
@fox5411 Рік тому
Love Colbert and his family !
@jayneberkley9742
@jayneberkley9742 Рік тому
I’m with Stephen……please let this go to trial😂😂😂
@debrahelmlinger6256
@debrahelmlinger6256 Рік тому
Damn right, we're mad as hell. VOTE, VOTE, VOTE
@karenwhinesmore9347
@karenwhinesmore9347 Рік тому
Always Excellent Stephen!! I love your Eric impression 😁😁😁
@yalondahowell9960
@yalondahowell9960 Рік тому
LOL I love your show Stephen Colbert I look forward to it every day I would even watch you on weekends🤗🤗🤗
@Jefuslives
@Jefuslives Рік тому
It doesn't matter if you've got a good defender, or even a defense when the judges are in your pocket.
@AaronTremblay
@AaronTremblay Рік тому
He still owes my city thousands after one of his crack pot festivals a few years back
@stacyperkins2470
@stacyperkins2470 Рік тому
I so dig you S.C. Keep keeping it real.
@jakegilbert8116
@jakegilbert8116 Рік тому
Oh, but the tie and shirt… just perfect. Smashed it!!!!❤
@Genny-Zee
@Genny-Zee Рік тому
Stephen doing an Eric trump impression is the greatest thing to happen on late night tv since Jimmy Fallon ruffling trumps hair.
@JerryRigEverything
@JerryRigEverything Рік тому
Lol - that ending. Best joke in years.
@AngelaKSellsHomes
@AngelaKSellsHomes Рік тому
Omg why isn't that all everyone is taking about. 🎤💥
@raybin6873
@raybin6873 Рік тому
Be ironic if a top secret doc had info declaring the melting ice will flood Florida and we are doomed.
@davidswanson5669
@davidswanson5669 Рік тому
How disappointing that a fellow elder is found drunk and pacified on mainstream propaganda.
@kashifkhan1042
@kashifkhan1042 Рік тому
Jerry is a Colbert fan!!!
@James_T_Quirk
@James_T_Quirk Рік тому
Thwaits 3 to 10 sea level rise, Greenland another 1 to 3 rise, hmmm, Heatwaves Everywhere, Drought, or Floods, as somebody who spent 40 years trying to get idiots to look at Data, its as I suspected, until it starts happening People will not Believe in Climate Change, Strangely there are video docs from 1989 predicting were we are now ... Better buy some water-wings .. or maybe a igloo & warm Clothes, cause when all that Fresh Water run off Greenland, it will stop the Ocean Heat Pump that keeps Europe Warm, it happened in 1500's "the Little Ice Age" to small extent, but that was just a Glacial Ice dam in Canada collapsing and pouring Gigatons of fresh water down St Lawrence River into North Atlantic, so maybe a little more ICE-AGE like conditions, PS thru Ice-core analysis they found it happened in less than 20 years, switching to colder extremes ..
@tanyajackson-smith5504
@tanyajackson-smith5504 Рік тому
Good one, Stephen. A stable genius.
@NguyetNguyen-tj1wr
@NguyetNguyen-tj1wr Рік тому
Love Colbert’s delivery always the best!
@rattusgrenadus8291
@rattusgrenadus8291 Рік тому
I teach con law and had a student ask if we could cover the various defenses trump has used in court regarding constitutional law and i said sure when he comes up with one ill discuss it in student hours
@dday9433
@dday9433 Рік тому
Trying to explain the extreme lack of legal procedure in his filings to non lawyers is also a challenge... flashback to my law school civil procedure professor thundering "procedure IS law." LOL.
@rattusgrenadus8291
@rattusgrenadus8291 Рік тому
@@dday9433 please dont remind me of civpro
@peaceloveharmony7213
@peaceloveharmony7213 Рік тому
Excellent reply to your student. ✌🏼🇺🇸
@ericc.sabadin4513
@ericc.sabadin4513 Рік тому
NO DEFENSE...HE COMMITED ESPIONAGE!
@blaisemacpherson7637
@blaisemacpherson7637 Рік тому
You know Don Crowley?
@evillyn7895
@evillyn7895 Рік тому
I just cannot get enough of that guy's infectious laughter. Somehow it just makes the jokes seem even funnier.
@dianemitchell1717
@dianemitchell1717 Рік тому
Thank you sooo much for helping me laugh amid the chaos. You are the best, Stephen.
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo Рік тому
"I know how you feel bill!' So stupid! I love it!
@jessetorres8738
@jessetorres8738 Рік тому
To put in perspective how long The Queen lived & served, she was born when Coolidge was President, been on the throne since Truman was President, & has been around to see 39% of our country's history.
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 Рік тому
Also, Biden has been around for over 32% of US history since 1776. Our country is young, and our president is old.
@baknights14
@baknights14 Рік тому
She's met 14 presidents since her reign began from Truman to Biden. And had 15 prime ministers as well.
@nemofan111
@nemofan111 Рік тому
Very interesting and sad at the same time
@dyent
@dyent Рік тому
She served as a medic during WW2, which ended only 7 years before she inherited the throne.
@jeaniebird999
@jeaniebird999 Рік тому
Wow
@iamanomas
@iamanomas Рік тому
He doesn’t need lawyers. He’s got judges!
@rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282
@rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282 Рік тому
Good idea!!!
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 Рік тому
Heyooooooo!
@sks1258
@sks1258 Рік тому
Trump needs his head examined to see what the heck happened to his brain.
@dudleyburleson8668
@dudleyburleson8668 Рік тому
He got unknown lawyers that handed your asses to you In the Senate impeachment trial remember? I do I loved it
@dudleyburleson8668
@dudleyburleson8668 Рік тому
@notfiveo the last ones he got made fools out of you morons in the. Senate impeachment trial remember? I do
@FrikInCasualMode
@FrikInCasualMode Рік тому
I feel it was the most heartfelt prayer Stephen said in a very long time. And if it come to pass, it would be hilarious to watch.
@babyblue61549
@babyblue61549 Рік тому
Oh I’ve missed you Stephen. Thank you 🙏 I need the lol in my mornings.
@JohnPeacekeeper
@JohnPeacekeeper Рік тому
Funny how among his millions of sheep who'd sacrifice babies to him, not a single one of them is a decent lawyer. Because to be a decent lawyer... you'd need to at least have a modicum of intelligence.
@silvercloud1641
@silvercloud1641 Рік тому
Psalm 137:9
@lostcat9lives322
@lostcat9lives322 Рік тому
Perhaps they're already busy with court, what with rioting in the capital and whatnot.
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 Рік тому
Not even the top prosecutors from the first Ace Attorney trilogy, sans Mr. Payne, would represent that pile of mutated bad soup in court 😆
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- Рік тому
have you seen Rudy? I mean, all your bogus sounds nice, but it's far from reality.
@melwelker6077
@melwelker6077 Рік тому
Babies?.. is there a delivery service? And a good variety of condiments to go with?😃
@kylebrister7608
@kylebrister7608 Рік тому
What Colbert is missing is you can have a clown car load of attorneys if you own the judge.
@dsddala467
@dsddala467 Рік тому
But the case will be tried in DC, not some podunk civil court in a corner of Florida with only 1 judge.
@wyskass861
@wyskass861 Рік тому
There are appeals in which there will be a 3 judge panel.
@id10t98
@id10t98 Рік тому
Courts arent stacked with A right wing nut job Judge, they're stacked with right wing nut job Judges. That's plural.
@evandaymon8303
@evandaymon8303 Рік тому
Those three judges are also appointed by trump from what i heard so yea. Unless they are going to judge fairly. I think we need to add a law to prevent people like trump to be judged by a biased judge. On both sides honestly and with independent judge for a more fair outcome
@janea4777
@janea4777 Рік тому
Haha “lord, please let this go to trial”. 😂😂😂😂
@donutarmageddon7975
@donutarmageddon7975 Рік тому
The world has only ever had one stable genius. Mr. Ed.
@shazaadibrahim4361
@shazaadibrahim4361 Рік тому
It doesn't matter how much of a joke his lawyers are, it's not like he'll do any time or anything. The US justice system is the real joke
@b1646717
@b1646717 Рік тому
Sad fact
@uofm4life735
@uofm4life735 Рік тому
The whole Biden administration is the real joke. F**k all libs.
@michaelmcgregor7374
@michaelmcgregor7374 Рік тому
Yes, especially with the democrats in charge!!!
@ddd8828
@ddd8828 Рік тому
o yeah i bet the GOP woulda done such a fantastic job at prosecuting trump lmao
@uofm4life735
@uofm4life735 Рік тому
@@michaelmcgregor7374 They won't be in charge much longer unless they get the FBI & big tech to interfere again.
@lspiegel5704
@lspiegel5704 Рік тому
I’m surprised he’s looking for a lawyer. With his ego you’d think he believes he’ll never be indicted. Get it in gear DOJ. Any other citizen would already be in jail!
@adoculos4521
@adoculos4521 Рік тому
Try to keep up with the legal process dummy.
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- Рік тому
So why did he hire Cohen for years?The dude always needs a lawyer - he's been sued countless of times...
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- Рік тому
And the Orange knows only idiots defend themselves in court - no matter how much you look down on him.
@lspiegel5704
@lspiegel5704 Рік тому
@@corbeau-_- Who said sued? Can’t you read? I said indicted. The bigger the charge the more his ego is inflated.
@lspiegel5704
@lspiegel5704 Рік тому
@@corbeau-_- Everybody looks down on him. Some just don’t want to admit it.
@SilentKnight43
@SilentKnight43 Рік тому
Thoughtful of you to add the message about the passing of the queen. Monologue was hilarious as always.
@patriciaathome2719
@patriciaathome2719 Рік тому
Flabrador receiver made me laugh right out loud! Thank you! I needed that!
@elplebehdsg4060
@elplebehdsg4060 Рік тому
This guy is a genius. Colbert for president 2024.
@altzana396
@altzana396 Рік тому
Oh no! Not southern Florida! Can it take Texas too? Asking for a friend.
@hatchetman3662
@hatchetman3662 Рік тому
That last joke was pure fire.
@moms2398
@moms2398 Рік тому
That ending made me laugh out loud! Awesome, as a Miami resident, I appreciate it greatly!
@jimschleich8753
@jimschleich8753 Рік тому
Wunnerful wunnerful, the hits just keep on coming! Well done sir!
@HairynosedWombat163
@HairynosedWombat163 Рік тому
Thank you from Australia for your Tribute to our Queen's passing.🌏
@CreationTribe
@CreationTribe Рік тому
"Oh no! Not southern Florida! That's where we keep our top-secret files!" haha ... priceless
@buytry4599
@buytry4599 Рік тому
Come on ladies, be like Kansas, get registered and vote. Vote like your rights depend on it. Vote America Vote.Your vote is your voice. Your vote matters. We, the people have the power to make the change. 🇺🇸
@Jadeskorpion
@Jadeskorpion Рік тому
The note about the Queens passing at the beginning was very nice.
@johnwattdotca
@johnwattdotca Рік тому
I'm only of Scottish ancestry. I thought it was a comedy disclaimer.
@tbarnes36
@tbarnes36 Рік тому
@@johnwattdotca I thought using “subjects” was supposed to be funny. Are the people of the UK still called the Queen’s, now the King’s, subjects?
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Рік тому
@@tbarnes36 Yes the British constitution refers to them as Subjects of the Crown.
@johnwattdotca
@johnwattdotca Рік тому
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 There isn't a lot of humanity in that title.
@wendigo63music55
@wendigo63music55 Рік тому
@@tbarnes36 In Canada, the title of its populace changed with the Statute of Westminster (1931). All the Queen's Loyal British Subjects in the Dominion of Canada (ie. those Loyal British Subjects resident in Canada as of 1931), and also those of us born here after 1931 who are Canadian citizens (and so are not named Loyal British Subjects) grieve her death. Long live the King.
@TheOGClassicMan
@TheOGClassicMan Рік тому
Thoughts and prayers to the Royal Family and the people of England.
@le2800
@le2800 Рік тому
Even though saddened by the passing of the Queen, I have to admit that tonight's jokes were really on point, especially the ending one. Sorry for the loss of the Queen. That was nice of the show to acknowledge it beforehand. Our prayers are with all of her family and her country as you mourn her loss. God Bless!
@mnomadvfx
@mnomadvfx Рік тому
It had to be acknowledged before the show because the next show wasn't for 3 days. After 3 days time it comes under the heading of too little too late.
@1stAC
@1stAC Рік тому
@@mnomadvfx this guy late shows
@lorraineclark4413
@lorraineclark4413 Рік тому
WHO CARES about another country's aristocrats? WHY ON EARTH are Americans acting like the British upper class charade is any of our concern?
@rubberducky4074
@rubberducky4074 Рік тому
@@lorraineclark4413 It would be nice for Americans to realise they are not the centre of the universe and that other countries exist. The Queen is worldwide known influential figure who was the Head of the UK & the wider Commonwealth (which other countries can voluntarily join). They raise billions for the economy & charity each year, something politicians & presidents rarely achieve. Americans state they have a modern system of governance yet Trump & Jan 6 would prove otherwise. Republics whether America, France, Brazil, Russia or China have proven to be prone to coups & civil wars. Many of the top countries in the world freedom index are constitutional monarchies where power is shared and kept in check with the PM & Monarch.
@cookhousehero
@cookhousehero Рік тому
He was on fire Thursday night. Bravo
@judithsullivan2815
@judithsullivan2815 Рік тому
Brilliant absolutely brilliant as usual. He takes the edge off the end of the world 🤭🤪😂
@Theory4
@Theory4 Рік тому
This guy is hysterical 😂
@KoenraadWeiss
@KoenraadWeiss Рік тому
That stable genius joke was, well, genius.... that deserved much more recognizion
@bwell6941
@bwell6941 Рік тому
quote the ‘kids’….we takin’ both ‘dem bishes‼️PERIODT ‼️
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