"Complete with a pre-murdered uncle ben"

I paused the video several times to read Zemo's plan. Someone put effort into it so I read all of it.

'Black Widow, still scissoring anyone she can get her legs around' That completely caught me off guard LMAO

“How be more than a one time marvel villian” A book by Loki.

Why didn't the fact that both Captain America and Iron Man's best friends were named James stop the fight?

I was in Captain America: Civil War but you couldn't see me

Think the friendzone is bad? Ask Vision about the friendhole

After Endgame, the kissing Peggy's niece plays a lot differently.

Captain America keeps ditching his black best friend for Bucky with the good hair.

Totally blew the opportunity to call the movie Captain America 3: Finding Zemo

“While completing ignoring two perfectly good boyfriend who are right there in front of his face” IM DEAD😂😂😂😂😂

As Steve Roger once again pines for the plums of the man that only he and tumblr truly care about

tony stark can deduce who spider-man secretly is off a 3 second video clip but can't deduce that bucky photo was faked

I love this movie, but if there's anything wrong with it, it's Captain America snogging his ex's niece before her corpse is even cold.

Zemos plan: Make sure Tony finds out Bucky killed his mom. That's it.

*And the greatest love story of all time* * shows steve and bucky *

Tony Stark feels guilty that he indirectly killed a kid and is willing to fight Steve over his beliefs. His plan to do so? Recruit a kid and put him on the front lines to fight a bunch of Avengers.

"best version of spiderman complete with a pre-murdered uncle Ben" IM DEADDDDDD

Wow, there are a lot of similarities with Batman V Superman. Just goes to show you how important proper execution is.

"And Bucky, who's haircut was frozen in the '90s" Why am I laughing so hard

Say: "With great power comes great electricity bill"

Just to spoil it for those who haven't seen it, they stop fighting because they find out the both their best friends are named James.

Guy: he still a virgin Everyone: *looks at bucky* Bucky: *stands up* lets do this

OMG Barnes and Noble..

"this dude that only captain america and and tumblr care about" lololol

I'd let black widow scissor me anyway EDIT: any way and any day* EDIT2: you mobile users can like comments now so like away :P

This movie hits differently when you realize there is a clause in the Accords that exempts Tony from its limitations. The Accords regulate super-powered individuals, whether that is by genetic cause or advanced technology. But it states that any individual with a prosthesis, even one that makes them ‘super-powered’ is exempt. Tony’s arc reactor was originally a medical prosthetic for his heart, and he never revealed publicly that he no longer needed it by the point of Civil War. Tony was pressuring Steve to sign a document that would bind his hands while Tony’s remained unchained, and the Accords would bring Zola’s ultimate goal to fruition, that freedom is sacrificed for security. Of course Steve Rogers would be dickishly stubborn about not signing the Accords.

Writing out Zemo's plan was absolute class. Pure gold.

2 months later and im still laughing with the "I'll do it, I'll bent over right now" comment XD

'cap is back and he's still a total beefcake' 😂😂😂😂 this line omfg.

Not to mention that Tony literally blackmailed a minor into helping him capture the world's deadliest assassin just after being berated by a woman who's son died from the battle of Sokovia 😂

Him calling Steve out on his bad dating decisions was the most important 18 seconds of my life

"Black Panther: the king of giving monologues into the middle distance" I DIED

Zemo won actually. His plan worked and he didn't have to fight any of the Avengers. He knew he couldn't kill them, like he said, stronger men than him have tried.

1:29 when he said "this is marvel, you thought there would be lasting stakes?" Endgame: am I a joke to you?

the love triangle with steve, tony, and bucky is just........

watch tony stark dating someone whos contract expired after iron man 3 :P

"Black Widow, who's still scissoring anyone she can get her legs around" OMG I'm dying!!!!!!!

“Hawkeye is good in small doses” so true😂

"dickishly stubborn or stubbornly dickish!!" IM DYING 🤣🤣

Lol, Vision got put in the "friend hole" XD

Zemo's full plan (for those who don't have the habit to pause a video at a certain point.) Appears at 2:51 in the video. 1. Blame The Avengers for my family's death even though Ultron killed them. 2. Decrypt millions (?) of Black Widow's SHIELD/HYDRA files to find out the identity of the Winter Soldier and the identity of his former handler. 3. Find the handler and hit his car. Hopefully he answers the door at a creepy, secluded safe house. 4. Find the Winter Soldier's activation codes (hopefully in a cool-looking book). Learn how to use the codes myself - I can do that right? 5. Ask for "Mission Report: December 16, 1991," implying that I already know what happened. Whatever. If HYDRA guy doesn't answer, drown him. 6. Hopefully, around this time, what happened in Sokovia will cause the government to press for superhero regulation, creating both a rift between Captain America and Iron Man and an opportunity for me to frame Bucky for something and make them super, duper mad at each other. That's bound to happen, right? 7. Obtain a Bucky Barnes mask and wig (Halloween store?). 8. Bomb the signing of the new regulations (Sokovia Accords has a nice ring to it). Scowl for the cameras. 9. Hope that Captain America sides with Winter Soldier and Iron Man sides against them. If these two aren't fighting, I just bombed a building for no reason. 10. Build a homemade EMP device - I can do that, right? 11. Wait for Bucky to get captured by Tony Stark's forces. If he escapes or is killed, or if anyone else captures him, this plan is worthless. 12. Intercept, kill and impersonate the psychiatrist brought in to analyze Bucky. Don't worry - I'll know exactly who he is and when he will arrive, but no one else will even know what he looks like. 13. Infiltrate Stark's insanely high security government facility and gain unfettered access to the Winter Soldier. This facility will likely be guarded with maximum security but I must be left ALONE with no one else in earshot or physical proximity. NO GUARDS!! 14. Arrange for my homemade EMP to be delivered precisely when I'm interviewing the Winter Soldier. If the package is late or gets inspected, this plan is worthless. 15. Activate the EMP and knock out power to the facility. 16. Use code words to activate the Winter Soldier. Fingers crossed they still work!! 17. Ask Winter Soldier for "Mission Report: December 16, 1991". Again, I only need this specific report, which means I definitely probably already know what happened. 18. Have Winter Soldier fight the Avengers to cover my escape. Hopefully he doesn't kill Cap or Iron Man. Also if I'm caught, this plan is worthless. 19. Hopefully Captain America and Iron Man begin to disagree so much they activate every other superhero to choose one side or the other prompting a CIVIL WAR. But if either Cap or Iron Man is captured or killed, this plan is worthless. 20. Fly to Russia, call the room service lady so they can discover the psychiatrist's body, exposing my true identity and tipping off Iron Man, who will definitely get what's happening and then fly to Siberia ALONE to assist to Captain America and Bucky WHO HAVE ALSO TRAVELED ALONE so I can turn them against each other and they'll fight. If it doesn't happen exactly like that, this plan is worthless. 21. Kill the other frozen Winter Soldiers and wait for Cap and Iron Man to arrive. Listen to my dead wife's voicemail to pass the time. 22. Reveal to Iron Man that Bucky killed his parents - maybe there's a VHS tape or other convenient evidence? Like a security camera on a desolate forest road? It's a long shot, but hopefully there are multiple angles to see exactly what's happening. 23. Leave Iron Man, Cap and Bucky to fight it out! Yes! I've defeated the Avengers! (If there's no winner or they come to some kind of understanding - this plan is worthless). 24. Delete dead wife's voice mail. Kill myself. Hopefully no one stops me.

‘weird british christmas robot’ best. description. ever.

Zemo’s Plan (4A) - “If the Winter Soldier’s Handler doesn’t keep the code activation book around for no reason anymore, this plan is worthless!” 😄😄

I would've called this movie "Iron Man v Captain America: Edge of Infinity."

That jack Kirby joke was BRUTAL!!! Not enough For me to get screen junkies plus tho

I was rolling a joint when I heard: *"whatever the hell Vision is"* 😂😂😂

“Pre-murdered uncle Ben” Bwahahaha i laughed waaaay too long at that

The unsung hero of Civil War is the dynamic between Falcon and Bucky.

Thor and hulk are gonna come back to earth and be like "WTF HAPPENED?". We leave for a while and you guys go friggin crazy on eachother?

“You think there would be lasting stakes? Cmon it’s Marvek we’re talking about” Andthen infinity war happened.

4:34 Superman: Save Martha! Iron Man: I don't care, you killed my mom.

Yeah! That's what BVS was missing. An airport fight scene!

Do people not realize that the letter is an INVITATION not a truce? It's not like Tony forgives him right there. He reads that letter with a stoic and blank look upon his face. Steve is offering his help if ever needed but now it's up to Tony to try and forgive him.

3:19 He was like a size of an Ant but now he's a Gi-Ant!

All the comments about Steve Roger's love life... I'm losing it 😂😂😂

I feel like who ever shot the nuke at New York should be put in check.

Remember that problem Antman hat with that tank? It was in the end just a tank miniature with the weight of a tank when you follow the way the technology worked. That problem goes both ways. When Antman grew big he would have been blown over. He was big as a giant, but only about 100kg in weight. Try balancing a long stick in the air when it's mildly windy.Possible, but still hard to hold completly still. That has about 1% of the surface area he had :) If there would have been a turbine blowing anywhere near, then antman would have been sticking against the next wall without any chance of getting of it when still this big. Antman is visually cool, but fucks over his own rules of reality and laws of physics when ever he can.

"So how did Tony know Peter Parker was Spider-Man? Did he just break into every teenage boy's bedroom in New York until he got lucky? Oh, wait, hang on, that sounded really bad."

MYYY EYYYESSSS THEY BURRRNNN 3:47

The airport scene makes everything better

"Friend Hole" ? Sound like a whole lot better place than Friendzone

“The king of giving monologues into the middle distance” is such a great line

"And the greatest love story of all, as Steve Rogers once again pines for the plums of the man that only he and tumblr really care about" I DIIIEEDDD HAHAHAHA because it's true

"No lasting effects" except for the fact that the Avengers are no split into two factions with one half of them on the run from the government, and also Wakanda is now the hideout of two refugees. Oh and also Steve Rogers is no longer captain America.

"Hawkeyes is great in small doses" ain't that the truth.

Dude Sony-Man. That's too accurate now.

4:06 I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE! 4:08 Oh. Okay then. Can I get a video report? For a friend. Who's doing a research. You know.

Well BVS and Civil War might have some similatities.But one thing is certain Tony and Steve's moms don't... have ...the same name

Baron Zemo was a damn good villian with actual good acting

"No lasting stakes" cries in Infinity War.

And I thought I was the only one wondering how Tony Stark knew it was peter who was spider man 😂

Zemo is a great villain: he doesn't have powers, his plan is actually pretty simple (find evidences if what happened to the Starks; show them to Tony), and he actually WIN! Against the Avengers!

OMG... Meh-Lisandre.. im crying

"The best version of Spiderman. Complete with a pre-murdered Uncle Ben." Dude why you gotta do Peter like that😂

The plan isn’t actually complicated. He just had to frame Bucky for anything, not just a bombing. Then he interviews Bucky and finds the location of the footage. Then he gets the footage and releases it to the public. It makes perfect sense.

They said that Loki kinda sucks but on both the screen junkies show honest trailers and movie fights that he is their only good villain

Once again the greatest Marvel villain is...Tony's ego!

"And the greatest love of all time": music rising

Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans are gorgeous.

It's funny because Barnes and Noble is one of the Steve/Bucky ship names.

"this is what happens when your villians suck" SAVAGE

Kinda were lasting stakes here, you can argue that the avengers not being together is what cost them the loss in infinity war

Oh my goodness I laughed so hard with Robert Downey Jr. Jr.

I really like that screen junkies is treating this movie and BvS fairly. Most people just pretend that Civil War was the best movie in the world and that BvS was the worst when neither is true.

I love the reference to tumblr's un-natural obsession with Stucky XD

Never seen this movie, but did Zemo ever claim to have such a specific plan? 'Cause it sounds more like he had a goal and a vague idea of how to get there and then improvised and counted on luck for a lot of it. Which doesn't seem that bad 'cause it's just a character taking risks and them paying off for the sake of the narrative?

I’m sorry but “Walky Rhode?” Greats thing I’ve every heard 😂

zemo was a great villain imo. to me, his motivations and plan made total sense actually.

Ok wait just a second. NOTHING is dumber than Lex Luthors plan.

And the greatest love story of all as Steve Roger once again pines for the plumes of the man that only he and tumbler care about. This trailer had me dying.

"The weird flirtation of this weird british christmas robot". Lmao

Did anyone else pause the video to read Zemo`s plan?

Dang I'm gonna Miss Black Panther

4:07 I was NOT expecting that line 😂😂😂

"While ignoring two perfectly good boyfriends that are right there in front of his face." KJDSFHXADS;CFLSD

'complete with a pre-murdered uncle Ben' 😂😂😂

I love the 24 point plan write-up. 😂 Well done!

Man, the kid in me thinks the Ant-Man to Giant-Man thing is the coolest single movie moment EVER. I was in a hospital bed watching it first time around, in the wee hours of the morning, and it was all I could do to resist the urge to cheer out loud. Bad-ASSED!!!

Because having the Avengers divided, Rhodey be paralyzed, and Steve potentially not be Captain America for the next few movies do *not* count as stakes? Sorry if none of them died. It's not like there's an event coming up to fill your quota on that