Clifford the Big Red God to Salma Hajak: Do maternal doom, Eternal.

AJ is the reason why people say "never go to bed with anyone crazier than you are" Just ask Brad Pitt..... or any of that gang of geeks they adopted.

the way I cackled after that one 😂

I laughed way too hard 😂

My favorite was the ongoing "Druig Sucks."

Toast is just twice-baked bread.

I almost did an actual spit take.

@@georgeprchal3924 Epic voice guy said that once iirc.

@@NukeMarine really? Neat.

I choose to believe it.

Do we know if the Sersi thing was intentional or thats the actual name of the character in the comic??

Whoever came up with it deserves a raise. Immediately!

Don’t get why ppl love this movie

By far the best title I’ve seen in HT

​@@Ben-il3oc Because they introduced ten major characters that virtually no one had ever heard of before in one movie at the same time and then expected us to be able to keep track of all of them. It would have been a great series, but honestly the entire movie was just "we have to find Shmalkemex!" followed by forty minutes of the trolley problem. Also, there were massive issues with scaling, the flow of time, etc.

Indeed. It so perfectly describes my experience watching it.

I still get emotional when he says goodbye them

I mean he's a pretty veteran actor in Bollywood who's specialised in playing sidekicks he just had to do it in English.

Valet

Karun is an absolute treasure in the movie

@Vanswock Ibu hatela

I'd like your comment, but it's at the perfect number

Unsorted cable drawer!

Woof!

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🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Joining Brie Larson and Jennifer Lawrence in the ranks of "Oscar-winning actresses just phoning it in for a superhero flick".

This one killed me completely 🤣😂🤣

@@louisduarte8763 bri Larson?? Nah lol

Lost my drink on that one, thought the same thing while watching the movie.

no it wasnt Snyders Superman loved humans so much he was willing to kill the last remnant of his species. These guys just love to drag Cavill's Superman because he didnt smile while he killed people like Christopher Reeve did.

So destroying his only chance to ever see his homeworld to save humanity before getting forced into killing by a suicidal villain that specifically told him he would not stop killing humans until he died and then immediately regretting it and vowing never to take a life again makes him a bad character? You people need to learn some basic fucking literature.

@@goldenhorde6944 based

@@goldenhorde6944 and btw it would have "bring back Kripton" it would destroy a whole planet to bring racist genocidal to the earth

@@goldenhorde6944 yes it doe’s because that entire movie went against Superman’s character. Snyder chose to write the characters like that, the phantom zone existed, he could’ve sent Zod there

This.

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear steve

AGREED!

For their... eternal brilliance?

@@michaelalley1903 That

Same, it was the first thing I wanted to look for after I watched the movie 🤣

And Pitch Meeting

And my axe!

this is actually the first honest trailer I have watched in years, usually go for pitch meeting and critical drinker nowadays... though this one was good. lol

Mine was Ryan George

Agreed

It was until staryed digging at other movies

@gevorg1989 for example?

Really bad take. Harm mitigation isn't the only relevant value. Maximizing the net amount of lives people are happy to enjoy is of value too, is it not? Also, _almost_ the entire reason why killing people is bad is because you're forfeiting a person's potential of living a happy life in the future. So you're already conceding that potential for future life is a good value, only you added the really weird and arbitrary distinction that it only applies to currently living humans. I'm sure you agree that we should have a moral discount rate of zero across _space_ (so people geographically separated from ourselves have equal moral value). I propose we should also have a moral discount rate of zero across _time._ According to your model, working to stop climate change or preventing some future existential threat is completely value neutral provided nobody who is born today is likely to suffer the consequences.

@@ohedd wrecked

Logical and well constructed. I applaud you, even if I would normally like to discuss further over slight disagreements. You are an intelligent, rational, and well spoken person

@@ohedd bro wrote a whole novel in the comments section 😴😴

The supreme Court recently: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

Yes The Cersei name kept throwing me off.

That's why the score was good.

He also made the first iron man movie score.

Huh, I didn’t know that.

And also Gemma Chan is dating young Howard stark

Pause

Kinda like a Get Out magic

I almost chocked🤣🤣🤣

Same

Granted letting Angelina chew on the scenery is a better method for making a decent movie than most that were tried here.

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@@killer2403 It's a reference to Game of Thrones.

I remember half of the theater burst out laughing.

@@Apathygrrl What are you doing? Leave the ignoramus in the dark! He/she even calls themself "Dany" and isn't in the know.

At least they didn't target behind your computer, amirite? 🤣

That line put the hypothetical on my clavicle.

The relatability of that comment was top notch 👌🏾

That's definitely the most relatable one

Rengoku NOOOO

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

@spidey that it’s a lame boring movie that deserves that title

@@sentientmustache8360 it’s not that lame but it’s lame

@@AlexisK thanks for the explanation

so good!

Damn true lol.

Harsh but true.

Can someone explain the joke?

@@RushWheeler It comes from Game of Thrones. You will ruin a bit of the show if anyone tells you. Better watch it first. Cercei is one of the main characters on the show.

@@RushWheeler I'll spoil it for you since the joke is clear from the first episode of Game of Thrones. The actors who played Dane and Ikaris were also 2 of the main characters from GoT, who are brothers. One of the primary antagonists in GoT is named Cersei, who has an issue doing the incest with her twin brother. Hence, Cersei has always had a thing for brothers... It's like a triple entendre.

I've seen pictures with Arishem photoshopped into Galactus and it looked awesome.

Yeah, same, i also wish the characters were more fleshed out

I would rewatch it.

@@kyonaerinphwa3032 Pretty sure they didn't bother cuz only niche comic fans even know who the Eternals are. They're even more niche than the GotG. At this point they're just making movies cuz they know the MCU makes money, and they can say "hey, we made xzy movie/show for xyz character".

What you are forgetting is that the events of Infinity War only took place over the course of a few days. The Avengers and Guardians only were involved because they had the Infinity Stones themselves or happened to pass by by accident. The Eternals had nothing to do with it and a) didn't have time to find out b) weren't in contact and c) didn't have time to do anything.

S Ryan is right. Try to even remember the entire time Thanos himself spent on Earth. After he got the Time Stone from Dr Strange he teleported straight to Wakanda, mowed down some Avengers who were more of a minor annoyance than a threat, got his last stone, and Snap... what was it, less than a minute? At the time the Ethernals were scattered around the globe, so who could've reached the battlefield in time to intervene? Makkari? She was aboard the ship, oblivious to anything happening for who knows how long. It would be funny if she never even knew of the Snap. Thanos's plan unfolded too fast.

@@sryan9547 Nah, none of that is what Sersi explained to Dane when he asked. They just simply stayed out of it because unbeknownst to them they were just on Earth to birth a new Celestial. Still quite the plot hole there though because Celestials are also living beings in the universe. Maybe Thanos somehow didn’t know about them or something. In his travels/conquest though, that’s just not plausible.

@@sryan9547 Hmmm, I think the news of spaceship over NY would definitely catch the attention of every media and thus they'd converge there.

The Earth's population doubles every 70 years or so, so even without the Blip, the Snap would have been undone in less than a century. (Which is why Thanos's plan was fundamentally stupid to begin with.) For a group of people that have been around for thousands of years, an extra seventy years' wait probably didn't seem like a big enough deal to put their sneakers on for, never mind gearing up to fight.

Angelina Jolie is expensive thats why..

Except, they got Chloe Zhao to agree to direct before she won the Academy award, and it wasn't clear if the Disney + series would work in tandom well with MCU, especially with the pandemic's interference. In retrospect, you're correct.

Loki didn't have phenomenal cgi. 🤣🤣

@@thefirminator check your eyes than.

Oh the other hand, I do not think the answer to "this thing was kinda bad" should be "but what if there was more of it?" The problem with the characters wasn't that there wasn't enough time to flesh them out, the problem with the characters was that none of them were interesting to watch except Kingo and he decides he has something better to do about 2/3 of the way through the movie and just leaves.

too bad Tupac wasn't in this movie, she still had a few months

Sure but it wouldn't have felt believable for Thena, the one who could barely control herself to all of a sudden get along with the one who killed Gilgamesh 🤷

@@michaelu3055 That's the point, you get a dramatic and intense dilemma in the plot.

-yup

Tone-wise it really did feel like a DC movie. All the characters looked forever miserable.

@@roberthoward9500 Right.

I was having this conversation with a friend just yesterday. That is is a Marvelized DCEU movie.

Marvel makes better DCEU movies than Warner

and that scene wasn't in the script, thats how angelina jolie thinks how toasters work

@@motor4X4kombat so she doesn't have toasters in her house? Did brad pitt hide it from her? 😂

@@goodsaint_001 Think the joke was she has servants bring her toast which I find very believable.

also him yeeting out of the final fight before it even starts lmao

If they hired Jason Statham instead he'd probably be naked for half the film

They (Chloe Zhao) was upset he even did that.

I thought it was MCU law for every main actor to show off their abs at least once.

Hell, Tom Holland and Chris Hemsworth have both done it 3 times, though I think Tom did it the second and third time just to give his real-life girlfriend a show.

You wanted this to be longer?!

Every Eternal should have gotten their own movie before the big team up.

exactly what Pitch Meeting said 😆

A disney+ show before the movie came out is not a bad idea, a wasted opportunity if you asked me.

@@Grf1556 you are joking right

For real, I actually really enjoyed this movie. Especially because there's obviously so many plotlines about to spawn from it.

He needs a good Dark Knight Joker role into which he can disappear. We hear that voice and see that face, it’s Jon freaking Snow.

That's exactly what I whispered to my friend at the cinema :D

To be fair, Black Knight is basically the King of the North. Gonna be a medieval sword fighter going up against.... vampires I guess since Blade and him are teaming up.

And then they ignore it for the rest of the movie without mentioning it again ;)

Thank God I'm not the only one who thought that "complicated family history" was supposed to go like "I was born a royal heir and then I banged my aunt" :D

Scrolled down just for this comment :D

"lets make it happend!" :D

lollll.... HT makes a really good point though. Kumail could've not gotten that jacked, and no one would've cared. His character was completely forgettable other than some cheeky 1-liners. Did anyone even notice he wasn't involved in the climactic battle? That aside, he's not even a physical fighter; he uses frikin finger pistols. Thena was way more physical, and I doubt Angelina felt the need to bulk up.

It was the synchronized screeching for me.

especially that Wanda was mostly unaware what is happening (or in deep denial) and after she fully realized it, she actually stopped. It's like we have this trend now to be sensitive about mental illness and defend people in deep depression for their acts, but then also only focus on the surface of Wanda's actions. Even though the show went to such a length to explain and explore her state of mind.

I don't think Druig was doing it the whole time. Maybe he was. I don't care. This movie was boring and all the heroes had zero self-confidence except for Thena, who was going crazy, and Discount Superman who was the bad guy for actually doing his job. This movie was written by a philosophy major who got C+s. It tried to be deep, but just kept on going in circles while navel gazing and smelling its own farts.

it seems like he was doing it for centuries at least, he must have been like a god to that village

@@horace6851 Wanda didn't stop straight away, though. It took a few episodes after Monica confronted her for Wanda to finally let everyone go. And Druig at least didn't manipulate the tribe to live out a fantasy he had in his head.

@@TMSokoya of course he did. He had a fantasy of a utopian human settlement that had never existed in history. People are violent, it's not great, but they are. He was forcing his will to keep people entrapped "for their own good", just like any dictator.

right, they're literally 2,000 years older than odin, and that's only since their last memory wipe, Ajax has been around since before Asgard was even a concept

Indeed, after watching the movie, I also thought this should a series instead of a movie. So many background and story they can explore.

They don't make a fortune from a series, though.

yeah! it should’ve been a disney+ series honestly

Actually I’d have been fine with a longer movie. I think a series would drag on, not enough action.

Or he was just repeating the line that Kingo said

Dude. I hate Druig too.

That line stayed with me long after the movie had ended. Kumail just summing up what everyone felt after that first meeting, no sugarcoating, just a plain and simple statement: DRUIG SUCKS.

Why does Druig look like Ezra Miller?

@@robertcortez4956 thankfully he's not Ezra or else I'd hate Druig instead of just find him annoying.

I personally like this movie a lot and don't like dceu movies so I humbly disagree

@@colereed7411 same.

yo have you seen the new suicide squad

This is the new MCU get used to it...DCEU making a strong comeback this decade

No wonder why it was so terrible

That's Fisti... I mean Science for ya!

...and then turned to stone, leaving something close to the size of the moon hanging off the side of the planet. Even if you hand-wave the eruptions away, you're talking about a significant change in the earth's center of gravity. Our rotation would be screwed and we'd be facing a MASSIVE cataclysm. I have no idea how Marvel plans to deal with this in the future, but clearly they didn't think this through.

@@kevinpope7230 Bold of you to assume they give a toss about the scientific implications. Big bad dead, day saved problems solved, we move on.

would love to see the news coverage of that

@@Kuolonen *Flashbacks to Ant-Man intensify*

Yep, totally gloss over that point, ya know, maybe the Deviants weren't "bad."

@@lilitharam44 Wouldn’t that be too similar to captain marvel?

@@marknunez5921 Probably, but they didn't get much screen time anyway.

@@marknunez5921 It would make sense though, the shapeshifting skrulls in the comics are the deviant version of their species. It would a bit of a tie-in to the rest of the MCU.

LOL! And then what? People will think problemas can be talked out?

Which one is Makkari again?

@@inevahdie The speedy one.

@@averymerrick did she scream?

@@assadbenbrahim During the final battle on the volcano island.

@@assadbenbrahim Yes.

that was fucking gold

To be honest, they really wasted Angelina Jolie in this movie

@@vladthemad2 They wasted Salma and Kumail in the movie.

Well, if you take out his character, the movie is the same, so...

@@vladthemad2 agree 💯

@spidey It's a pun on the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

@spidey can you not read?

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It was my younger sister's very reaction

I don't remember seeing that guy in this movie 🤔

Who's he

@@mango-strawberry if I'm not mistaken he is a singer. I only know the name. Not a single song. 🤷‍♂️😋

It's accurate and damn, apparently I am one of those people lol

Only if the switch operator sends the trolley down your track though!

That's why he looked so familiar-

He was pretty good at punching things there, too. Korean "Rocky" remake, anyone?

I was looking for someone to say this, I'm so glad he's getting high-profile roles

Oh thank god i couldn't figure out where I saw him before

And here was me thinking that was Benedict Wong from _Doctor Strange._

I like what you got!

just the tip

the guy I saw this with literally made that joke

Also, there was no purpose to it. What would have made it INTERESTING is if they had a lil eternal baby who they had no frame of reference for. "Is it supposed to be turning colors or is it choking?!?" "I DON'T KNOW!"

I actually got confused about that while I was rewatching Eternals and had to remind myself what the word used in Loki was

Considering this movie was supposed to come out BEFORE Loki, and both terms are used in comics and no one has issues there, it might just be you. Btw, those tree people in LotR are called Ents. Gonna fight that movie, too?

BATMAN

Yeah Eternals have always been a Justice League knock off for Marvel. even in the Comics.

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

Druig sucks. It's canon.

I liked Druig the most out of all the Eternals, he honestly didn't get enough screen time tbh. But then again, neither did like 2 thirds of the cast.

@@RushWheeler he and Makkari were the most interesting and least explored characters

@@TippyHippy is your willy Druig?

Can you explain, please? Is it the actor or character?

I just realised the same

That's Heavy. lol

That's exactly what I was thinking.

It's the Whedon cut Justice League mistake, introducing a large number of heroes in a single film instead of building it up over several installments. It really should be a miniseries.

I actually really enjoyed it. Must've been in a good mood. Felt like it at least had a more cohesive and believable plot than Spiderman: No Way Home did.

I watched this twice. I will not watch the movie again ever. It was like watching twilight with unnecessary stares and pauses , but less entertaining.

@@Naktsmeita Eternals was good wdym

@@Naktsmeita Nah it was good

@@Naktsmeita I agree, I'm not all that fussy when it comes to movies, but I couldn't even finish this one.

Same