"Everyone was a drunken chain smoker so they were easy to knock out." That was one of your best lines.

Respect to the editors who made all the intros with their original style for just a 4 seconds sketch

"how much of this is Bond and how much is Connery, we'll never know" yikes but good line lol

Baddie: “I’m in S.P.E.C.T.R.E.” Bond: “Inspector who?”

Fun fact: Ian Flemming liked Connery's preformance so much that he canonically made Bond scottish.

Bond checks into hotels because the series has never really been about being a spy. It's about being a celebrity on vacation in beautiful locales around the world.

"This is the ideal evil body. You may not like it, but this is what peak evil performance looks like" That cracked me up :D

I love how the "secret" agent tells everyone his real name. There is even one hotel check in where he's like "I'm Bond, James Bond. I have a reservation under the name Mr Bird" Subtle

He has his pros and Connerys, but I quickly bonded with the character.

I like to think Connery was just really proud of that hatrack trick and insisted on putting it in when he could.

"This British fantasy where they are still at the center of geopolitics" DAMMMMMN

Random story time - I once learned to play Baccarat because I was going to be in Monaco and wanted to do the James Bond thing... sans suave and the backing of Her majesty, of course. I got suited and booted and went to Casino de Monte-Carlo specifically to play baccarat. I wandered up... fought through the sea of guys in long shorts, polo shirts and caps, finally making it up the steps. The lovely person at the door told me I looked lovely and asked what I was looking to play. I said "Baccarat". With a gentle sigh and a smile I was advised that no one plays that anymore and to open a table would require something special (money loaded players - which I was not). Blackjack it was for me that night , along with some jolly nice folk wearing long shorts who were bored of the slots. Good night... dream shattering, but good

I love the meetings, the travelling, the checking into hotels, it gives the film and the audience time to breath instead of just chasing from one action filled plot point to another.

Oh c'mon. Bond checking into hotels is riveting stuff, lol.

Bond was the ultimate wish-fulfilment back in the day. The UK was just done with rationing and here was this guy who smoked like a chimney (the best cigarettes) and never coughed; drank like a fish (the best liquors) and never got hungover; and ate the best gourmet food but never gained weight.

The "fighting like your drunk step-dad" killed me!

It's always Sunny's "the implication" part was the funniest!

“MI6 may have an M and a Q, but it's definitely missing an H & an R.” I-

I liked the 'securing hotel rooms' scenes. Really showed you the character was meticulous, clever, and experienced.

Dalton is hugely underrated!

Before Edgar Wright’s _Last Night in Soho_ comes out, can we get an Honest Trailer for the Cornetto trilogy?

Dennis's "implication" Came out of no where and killed me

It's funny how everyone always bags Timothy Dalton's Bond; Ian Fleming himself said he based the look of Bond on Hoagy Carmichael, which out of all the Bond actors is, indeed closest (to my eye, at least) to Connery; but if you read the original description Fleming himself wrote for Bond, it is basically Timothy Dalton feature for feature.

"This is why SpaceX will never get to Mars" After a montage of SPECTRE wiping out their own employees. Absolutely perfect and hilarious!

"Yike-sh!" that made me laugh more than it should have haha

9:42 Saying “You’re my snickerdoodle” in Sean Connery’s accent is tight! LOL RIP Sir Sean; you were a legend.

Will everyone who thinks Dalton is the worst Bond please leave the hotel, and get intimate with Soviet physics.

The hair across from the door is straight from the books which is straight from WW2 actual experience. Ian’s brother Peter Fleming was a “spy” and his group found that the best way to discover if someone entered their room was placing a stray hair in a tucked away place. BTW Dalton is my bond.

Now you need to do one for every Roger Moore bond, then Dalton, then Brosnan, and then Craig

Was really hoping you’d throw in the Leslie Nielsen “Spy Hard” moment where he tries the hat tossing trick but makes the hat rack crash into a glass display case :)

Dalton’s Bond was grim, depressing, realistic and relatable. A solid second place in my book, way above cartoonish Moore.

You forgot the Rock by Michael Bay. We all know Mason was James Bond. He was the British spies who stole the files. It fits the timeline and narrative perfectly.

Noone questions the golden Connery era, but why is Dalton so underrated??

"James won't bond alone" is probably my favorite line so far!

4:20: “Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.” Wait, I don’t do those things either! Does that mean I’m an assassin? Nope. I’m just pathetic.

2:14 “A lounge singer bursting a blood vessel” 😂 😂

Awww, man ... I'd've asked for "Suck it, Trebek" if I knew the Connery accent was in play for the outtakes.

now you have to do "the hunt for red october" and say "Vasilly, one ping only"

British spy life in Bond movies: Gorgeous women, beautiful locales, fancy hotel suites, fine drinks and dining, etc. British spy life in real life: Sitting in a basement in West Berlin going over a stack of notes.

I could have easily defeated Bond with a tongue twister. "'Sche schells schea schell by the schea schore.' Damn! Why ischn't the passchcode working?!"

English fantasy where they're still at the center of geopolitics 😂😂

Massive props to EVG, that "Why?" at 4:03 is so perfectly delivered.

I gotta be honest, the "YIKESH" got me

Now that you did James Bond, Austin Powers is expected!

Don't sleep on George Lazenby. On Her Majesty's Secret Service may be his only film, but if he has wanted to continue, he may have been a damn good Bond. Underrated 007 movie.

"bachelor pad of evil" You just gave me the name of my new house!

The disrespect for Timothy dalton is unreal lol

This felt like an old honest trailer when it was fresh and original. More like this.

Do an Honest Tralier for Only Murders in the Building

I like how your ranking doesn't have numbers and is bookended by Dalton and Lazenby so you can't really tell whether it goes from best to worst or vice versa.

"This is why SpaceX will never get to Mars" :XD HAHAHA. That was funny on so many levels

Well, I'm dead. The MET007 part took me out ... actually laughed for a good minute.

From Russia With Love is my favorite Bond film. All due respect to Goldfinger, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Goldeneye, Casino Royale, and Skyfall.

People seem to think Bond is a good guy. He's literally a government assassin. He's an anti-hero and he's not meant to be entirely sympathetic.

"The iconic defender of an empire responsible for most of the world's problems". Said by an American; oh, the irony...

Now do a Honest Trailer of every time Darrell Hammond impersonated Sean Connery on SNL 😂

James Bond: Master of the "Implication".

Absolutely need one for Moore, possibly with reference to "The Saint" and "The Persuaders", since they are all a similar style

"Every Girl James meets along the way has the shape of an hourglass and the name of a drag queen."

Can't wait for them to make an honest trailer for every Roger Moore Bond.

The Kobe stuff is definitely just him practicing his disc golf putting.

Now we NEED an Austin Powers honest trailer

Thank you for making this. It brought me back to eight grade when I was in my James Bond phase. I've since grown out but I'll never forget it.

Lazenby's Bond, is the one most people don't bother with. Yet. It is one of the great ultimate bond movies. No doubt about that.

„This is why Space X will never get to Mars“ dying 😂😂

Pierce Brosnan in GoldenEye holds a special place in my heart. 🤷 Do a Goldeneye Honest Trailer!

Ther "missing H and R " gag was clever

Gotta admit, "Soviet Vehicle Physics" had me laughing out loud!

Since 2022 is the 40th anniversary of the best Star Trek movie ever, can you do an honest trailer for all the movies from 1979-2002?

Honest trailer for the Timothy Dalton Bond films, I know there are only 2 but they are amazing

Lazenby was actually quite good. OHMSS was a modern Bond movie we weren’t ready for.

Hey screen junkies. I love the honest trailers and its very clear you put a lot of effort into them because of how good they are. I would like to recommend that you do Castaway with Tom Hanks. It would be an awesome. Thank you and can't wait for the next video.

"I'm shorry junior... I'm afraid they gotchs ush..." Sorry but not sorry, he'll always be Indy's dad to me 😅

So Tom Jones sustained a note and busted a blood vessel? That's nothing. Weird Al held it so long in the song from Spy Hard that his head exploded.

Proving that MI6 might have an M and a Q, but it’s definitely missing and H and a R 😂😂

I like the "busy work" in old movies! It's better than the ADHD movies of today where every scene needs to have melodrama or an explosion!

I lost it at the It’s Always Sunny reference

That line about the villains at 2:33 was brilliant and so accurate 🤣

I grew up on those Sean Connery Bond movies and I can't recall the last time I laughed so much, even at a great Honest Trailers video! Is this what the bullet sees?! :-D

Hotel check-ins are actually some of my favourite Bond scenes

Fun Fact: If you ever wondered what part got Sean Connery James Bond, it was Darby O'gil and the Little People.

I'll fight you. Dalton played Bond closest to how Fleming wrote him in the books.

My God... some of your best work, I'm glad you've still got it😂🤣🔥🔥🔥Fucking brilliant 💪🏽

"When I'm gone, there will be no more dragons, Moneypenny."

Fun fact: only low-quality sake is served hot. High-quality sake is typically served cold because heating it causes it to lose flavor and aroma.

I actually really like Roger Moore too, he’s my second favorite bond. His movies were fun and not taken too seriously

Now that I’ve finished watching “The Bad Batch”, it’s time for an Honest Trailer about it!

Say, "Trailers, Honest Trailers." In your best Bond Voice

Just love how you did the end credits overlay in Braille, for those who can't see...

Dalton is underrated

6:08 that "Yikesh" really got me 😂😂

4:02 That completely perplexed “Why?” was my undoing!

Okay now we need honest trailers for more ‘60s classics, like the Dollars Trilogy and Space Odyssey.

Bond girl should always be iconic.

That montage of booze identification is the funniest alcoholism I've ever seen. .

You forgot David Niven and Peter Sellers in your list of actors that have played Bond.

Of course at 61 now l have seen all the Bonds. In fact my first date ever, l was 16 the summer of 1977, was my boyfriend taking me to see "The Spy Who Loved Me", with Roger Moore & Barbara Bach. Coincidentally Barbara Bach married Ringo Starr a few years after that & are *still* married today!!👍 But I'll watch anything Sean Connery is in, even his foray into Hitchcock with "Marnie", where you also aren't always sure if you're watching Connery or his Marnie character with a little Bond thrown in,lol! Enjoyed the video; thank💐you!🌈🇨🇦☘️⚜️

I'm from Edinburgh, my grandfather was best friends with Sean Connery, thou it's sad I never got to meet him

Lazmby was great and has one of the best movies of the franchise.But Connery first 3 movies are epic.

AYE!!! Sean Connery bond was a beast, and the puns the narrator made never failed to amaze me lol. James Bond on a Tuesday is always an absolute win!