Just need to complete the Holy trinity : Pitch Meeting and Man of Recaps

And even that was more Madame Web than any Human should have to see

And even then I still want my money back.

Pitch Meeting, Honest Trailer, & Space Ice!@@bilalmian8782

🤣🤣🤣

I mean can you really call it an ad if it movie tells you that a can of Pepsi is impossible to open

What? Where? :)

Pepsi man contains less product placement than this movie.

Did you know there is a movie in this Pepsi advertisement? It’s really hard to spot.

It's a movie within a Pepsi ad

The best part of the film was actually the credits felt like surviving P Diddy like you whethered the storm kinda sh"t

Ain’t no way.💀

Disney thanks you for your money. It will fund the next crap

​@@bobbarker9556 this is a Sony movie genius

@@brandonmunsen6035 sony is worse than disney because a few years ago they secretly installed malware on their customers' computers that would report back to Sony with what music you listened to on your computer. This got on your computer if you put a music CD created by Sony into your computer (this was 2005, everyone had CD players on their computers).

Sadly, Kristen's was the result of an anxiety disorder, which means... 🙁

It's almost like Dakota Johnson hated Pepsi and the best she could do was to hold the can

You just admitted to seeing to crap actors in 2 crap movies. Your family should be ashamed to know you lol

​@@cagedcoco1681I'm sure it was due to her being a crap actor.

@@cagedcoco1681 thats an odd way of saying she’s clumsy and uncoordinated.

Or the return of Alan Smithee.

its so good, i cant get over that one 🔥🔥🔥

They probably already use AI thats why the scripts are bad

Burn 🔥

I can't believe studios have now let Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless (was he named by AI?) write FIVE movies that all bombed. Do they have blackmail material on the studio execs? OMG do they have Epstein's black book?!

Well, you CAN, if the point was supposed to be the reverse of the original. Ben's quote means "You get to be great, but that means you have to take care of others". MW's means "If you put up with this tedious stuff, you can have fun". They imply VERY different things about the character's moral alignment, and MW comes off worse for the comparison.

My favorite line of the movie for no other reason than it's the only part where I laughed.

If the movie was good, this line would have worked, but the background should be meaningful.

Right??!! Plus, those two lines don't actually even mean the same thing 😒

It was more ridduculous what they did in The Amazing Spiderman: "But your father, he lived by a philosophy, a principle, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things! That's what's at stake here. Not choice. Responsibility"

It sure is one of the descriptions😂

It surely described…something

"one of the descriptions ever" I don't even know what that means

​@@RedRaikouout of all the descriptions ever to have been, this is one.

I mean her impressive talents were covered for the movie.

Man, it didn't deliver with superheroes or bewbs.

What bobs? It was like, she was the one character they tried to make look the least attractive. Making you wonder, what was even the point of hiring her. Especially since a total of 3 teen girls that need to be protected was pointless for the plot, and could have been done with 1 girl. Same result could be achieved, and cost less money. The movie is just so baffling...

And one of its stars mocked it on SNL.

You watch the Oscars ???? Ha

​@@Cedsoncole You care that much ???? Ha

I thought it was just them going "how do you do fellow, kids?"

It's funny now, but movies today are so bad that this one might be up for best picture 😆. Or it might win a Razzie, who knows. 😀

Toxic Single was released in 2004, the album "In the Zone" WAS released in 2003. So they did get 1 thing right. It is impressive that they could not get the era right for only 20 years ago. Of the stuff that was not CGI in Oppenheimer, that is much older props that were found.

Get this the movie was originally set even earlier to line up with amazing spiderman but just before it came out an executive changed it so it’ll line up with Tom holland spiderman so they had to do all these reshoots. 😂

The director really wanted to set it shortly after 9/11 and not acknowledge it in any way despite half the main cast being FDNY members.

Toxic works but the PSP was immense product placement. So much so I was questioning my childhood like “damn is the PSP that old” lol Sony gaslit us with that one

Man, I miss my PSP.

Remo Williams understood this reference.

@theworstusernameonyoutube 🤣lol good one!

Same here

I like that one of the comments in the opening "youtube comments request video X" page is just a pepsi ad.

You're going to have to be a lot more specific.

The only reason Dakota was shown to be inept at opening cans was so that PEPSI could have more screen time.

@@DanDog91 they finally recovered from the magic panacea commercial

Coke is the real one.

Adam Scott: "It's all about the cans"

This comment deserves way more likes. 10/10.

Somehow, great power came

It's classic, "I didn't plagiarize!" level writing.

😂

"I who is made of Iron I am truly" aka "I am Ironman"

"did you pause it?"

Now I’m thinking how awesome the girls of parks and rec would’ve made this movie

Yes. This is the best. Oh Ben.

Except the random actors on L&O are still better at acting than she is.

@@jkta97true.

Nepo baby actors 🤷‍♀️

I'm stealing this

DEADASS😂

Like 👍 👌 💛 😙 🥰 a true 👍 Madame 😅

Text-to-speech has far more personality than Dakota Johnson.

@@nick1635Yup. Some Loquendo voices are highly expressive. Dakota Johnson... is not. I find her very attractive and I want to like her but... I cannot 😞

Ai has more personality than she does

Dakota gives kristen stewart a run for her money

@@nygmail6499 Kristen Stewart is actually VERY talented...when...when she cares. She was great in Spencer and in Underwater. The rest of the time...eh... But Johnson...well, she's fanservice, though she did do a decent job in Battle at the El Royale. On the press tour you could see she was only there for the paycheck and KNEW it would be bad. Hey, at least Raul Julia and Dennis Hopper knew they were in stinkers, but still gave it their all. Especially Raul Julia, RIP.

Set it to the tune of stayin alive

So it will probably get people killed? Amazing.

@@fanimejOr to Another one bites the dust, it's your choice

Or the imperial march

You also need to push hard enough to break the ribs

The wall scene easily got the biggest laugh in the theater when I saw it.

because great responsiblity comes great power, or whatver h said....

He jumped RIGHT INTO IT.

He took advanced classes at the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things

Its like he had no spidersense

The scene reminds of a moment in wrestling where a wrestler was lying too far from the ring post and moved himself towards it to ensure that the other wrestler could land a clean jump attack 😂

Yes...

Nice seque

Honestly, I wonder if Dakota was specifically told to do that so the can didn’t need to be swapped out for retakes

@@ryanschwartz4959 it makes more sense,but we are talking about daredevil now...sooo

They should've put one of those in the movie.

yeah, also... he's a hero in the comics....

@marhawkman303 To be fair, Atom Smasher is also a hero in comics but in CW’s The Flash, he’s a baddie

He's actually a terrific actor. This venture is just a career miscalculation.

@@jareththegoblinking3191 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that was a less drastic departure from normal.

@@rogerkincaid931 This whole movie is a career miscalculation.

I died- so spot on

Damn that alone would have made this one at least watchable 😂

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Oh hi Mark

What a story, Mark!

Hello doggie…..good bye!!!!

Let’s hope it makes a webillion dollars

shut up! Morbius is a masterpiece!

I've been saying! 😭😭

This is an insult to Morbius, women and the concept of motion picture.

Nah. This is more of a sequel to Black Widow. At least Morbius had class.

I think it's just a props thing, IE we don't want her to spill soda on the set or costumes. but the sheer number of times you see her fiddling with one.....

​@@marhawkman303Just drill a hole in the bottom of the cans and drain them or replace the drink with water so that she can open them.

The brand needed to include product placement somehow. Since there's not much ways to put soda machines inside hospitals, they did what they had to do (fiddling)

@@alexandercressman3420 yeah I'm not saying it was a good way to do it... it's the least effort way.... just that there is a logic to it.... bad or otherwise

To be fair, there were a million other bad things that probably occupied your attention haha

LOL ICANT

That was a Neil Breen moment right there.

I can't think of anything else now. Thanks

"Madame Web, I need you to distract Kang."

Be careful what you wish for... ^^

@@mori1bundI think Sony will actually believe this now.

*AVI ARAD:* **furiously scribbles down notes**

"I missed the part where that's my problem about your mom when she was researching spiders in the Amazon right before she died."

The messed up part is, she has actually been in some good movies and proves she can act, like in Suspria. But no one's seen any of those.

I have not seen it but I heard the Suspiria remake was pretty good? So maybe like Kristen Stewart she just really sucks in stuff that is terrible? Some actors can deal with/overcome bad directing and/or screenwriting and still give a decent performance, some just can't.

​@@CearesIt's one of the best horror remakes of the last fifteen years. She and Tilda Swinton work off each other wonderfully.

I beg you to watch Bad Times at the El Royale. It'll change your opinion of Dakota and it's just a phenomenal movie.

@@abiluftig2637 I think they were more so saying that it makes even the terrible 50 Shades look good in comparison lol

This would bomb in the 2000s on CW.

It's SO bad it reminds of that 2005 Elektra movie. It's plot was equally bad and made no sense.😅

True that too rich to know how to open up a soda can for now on every time they do a interview with her Toss her a can of Pepsi and see how long it takes to open it lol if she can’t the theory is proved!

😂😂😂

Lmao

And here I was thinking I was too harsh on her for Fifty Shades of Garbage.

She’s awful.

That line made me laugh harder than anything else

AI is getting really good these days

She needs to try a different career path. Being the daughter of two actors should not guarantee her roles in motion pictures. Nepotism is overated. There are people who attended theater classes and dramatic art schools and are better than her.

That's an insult to the Sharknado franchise.

Lololo

To be fair, they do the same with novels and short stories. I still weep thinking of what they did with the Earthsea stories.

Welcome to phase 4 lol

Oh, getting this naaaaah is TIGHT.

No, it’s still Tahar’s voice it’s just the most obvious dialogue replacement in post production this decade.

But his voice over still sounds like it's being read by a 2003 text reader.

To be fair that likely would have happened since every one else slept through the movie.

He is...The Architect

Best part of this one. 😂

Stop all the downloadin'

This made me laugh way too hard!

Literally😂

Also, please stop with the nauseating "cool" shots, Hollywood.🤢🤮

@@yudithcaron8053 2010 called, it wants TRON Legacy to get its due when that shot actually made sense.

Even if Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless only wrote the first draft of this movie, it doesn’t mean they’re good writers. Have you seen the other stuff that they wrote? All of those movies were written by them and they were not good.

@@juanluismendoza8655 Yes.... that's why I called them "two hack writers". You would have seen that if you had read my comment. Doesn't change the fact that the final script was written by S.J. Clarkson and Claire Parker.

Madame Websi.

Pepsiman Cinematic Universe

She lost the Pepsi challenge lmao 😂

​@@momon969 Colaman:

Paramedic Pepper.

Not from me. I still blame him for what he did to poor Wanda.

That is a good one! 👍

With great power comes low resistance and high voltage.

AoS FTW!

With great power comes great plot holes.

This movie is basically what happens when AI has control on screenwriting. Fun for entertaining friends at a dinner party, but awful for a profit-making movie (and it's the bare minimum goal).

@@Juggninja24 But would AI write about a guy who was with someone's mom while she was researching spiders in the Amazon right before she died? *Skynet INITIATED*

@@commandercaptain4664 very likely.

And still dissapoints.

Catwoman?

True. 😂 Btw, the best movies from 2004 were: Collateral, Spider Man 2 and Mean Girls.

I think a tiger or something?

He was

@@jasonculpepper5510 Right, I thought so

A guy who needed voice lessons

@@jasonculpepper5510he was where? And when?

Seriously Sony this is the end of Morbius again where the Vulture just bursts out with the weirdest sentences. You can’t write dialogue that’s natural?

Sydney is a blonde white girl, so her case is unlikely to be ignored.

She's one of those obvious "take the glasses off the nerdy girl and bam, hottest girl in school" trope.

@@Paranitis I personally preferer the look with the glasses on.

Must. swoon. for. SWEEN.

Hello Sydney

4:24 The perv sounds he make after "be normal, be normal" is the funniest he ever made on this channel.

Lol

A textbook case of failing up.