Screen Junkies wait. . . so you've never seen a turd in the wind before???

I hope we get the exact story of Maximum Carnage, with Black Cat and more

Some of the symbiotes and Silver Sable maybe.....

Carnage

Spider 2099 ^^

Haha that does make it better. Tbh I liked Tom Hardy's stuff in the movie the most anyway

Really ?

OMFG That is the greatest.

It makes me appreciate Tom Hardy more. It doesn't make the movie an better.

Cool

Way to hell is paved with good intentions

It's become a cliche at this point

Check out Film Theory.on UKposts on Venom.

What's sad is that they're not exactly wrong

-CEO of disney

ye

barely mentioned any nano or quantum stuff

Yeah I understood all of it, yet in things like the Flash I feel like I know more than the average person yet *still* barely understand enough to keep track of what they’re talking about. 🤦‍♂️

I know, I could actually understand it!

@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ That's because they don't even know what they're talking about

True

I’ve always wondered why Tom Hardy always has something covering his mouth. Now I know

@@starmancrusader why did he?

Same

What happened to Tumblr?

LMAO ikr? 😣

Saaaamme

Oh, the good times that were once had there... 😒

well I hate romcom's so that's probably why I wasn't a huge fan of this movie lol (the sequel was slightly better though)

@@Patrickmayonaiseinstrument lmao I thought the sequel was the true romcom

Of course between Eddie and Venom

Yessss that's what we are here for

it's perfect @@crowsandghosts

I was gonna like this comment but it currently has 69 likes and I don't want to ruin the magic.

I made it 420

@@IronMan-rr4hi Right on.

I still don’t get why people do that. Like seriously, the guy even has a girlfriend and venom and Brock’s relationship is both metaphorically and literally toxic

@@orlando780 I mean, their relationship is pretty much canon in the comics. :P

HSS in today’s age, remembering a phone number is a spectacular feat

@@TheHermesLP He's obviously criticizing the narrator.. did you not watch the video what a wierd nonsensical reply

No wonder Idiocracy (2006) has turned out to be a horror documentary.... "science is so boring and for nerds", that's the common viewpoint we've come to cherish

Yes it is math

Phone number? Get a contacts button, grandma

Really? Never? Hm.

It remind me of line from blade runner " like a tear in rain "

Same actually.

@@roha01 That is a good comparison, but an even better comparison (and perhaps outright plagiarism by the Venom's writers) is Shawshank Redemption, where the evil warden compares the escaped Andy disappearing like "a fart in the wind"

Honest trailer for F.R.I.E.N.D.S

haha, searching for you.

I was about to post the same thing

It's actually Firestand.

@Herbert Erdferkel firerise

it's crazy, how this is not a fan-fiction.

@@true7251 wait it's not??? I was about to search it on ao3 lol

Ewwww , gross dude

I mean it's an interesting story idea. Super gross, but interesting. So I get why they did it.

Thank you so much honestly this is exactly what I need

*WHY* *IS* *VENOM*

*WHO IS VENOM?*

WHEN IS VENOM?

HOW IS VENOM?

Whence is venom.

I actually really liked that. It was a nice change. I really liked that he was a fan of Eddie and got along with him really well.

I so ship Eddie/Venom/that girl/the Doctor

the doctor was finally an interesting side character that hooked up with the protagonists girlfriend without being just another antagonist, but instead becoming something like a sidekick

@@MakiPcr yesssss OT4!!!

It's great that the guy is not a cliche main character's love interests douchebag new boyfriend

んわやまやは、さまゃは、さわまやは、さまやまはらさまみやままはやはひ、、、らささささ みやまは

んわやまやは、さまゃは、さわまやは、さまやまはらさまみやままはやはひ、、、らささささ ままままま

Fear not citizens, hope has arrived

was gonna comment about it

Same here

I dont get it

Dude, seriously.

@@AriS-gg7gw Ooohhh... Fire.....water.... I get it. Been thinking about last of us, so....yeah. Im slow.

Yes do this one

Say it.

Dew it!

WHY ARE YOU?

Say it!

The opportunity

😂😂😂😂

We are tapeworm!

👌👈

Dusydtd

@Virginia Fernandez Me. Lmao

Literally every monsterfucker I know LOVES this movie, and for good reason damn look at those eyes. I can see why Eddie is interested

Who would ever want to escape such a wonderful ship!!

Literally why I went to see it

Please explain what you're talking about.

It's not canon. At all. Look again.

Randall Slaughter maybe not in some of the runs but in the 2016 one it was

"PARASITE!?!"

APOLOGIZE!!

the two piles made me lol

I don't know why. It wasn't funny in my opinion

APOLOGIZE!

I wouldn’t say he’s underrated, he’s one of the best actors nowadays! 🙌

@@lukasabramovich5719 but he still dosent get the one man show status that so many of the Marvel actors commanded, it's unfair to such an extent

That's going to be my band name: "My Ever-Changing Man Bracelets."

@@jimb.7523 I'd listen to that band at least once.

Is anyone else shocked they have not made multiple funko pops of him with his different bracelets?

*reason

that's a goooooood reason

absolutely

oh yeah

Not me

He's the best method actor (the best method of acting imho) in Hollywood

I enjoy his work

But he already said it

@@NamesRito Not in his AWESOME voice.

Whats that?

Hi kamatis

Nico David unfortunately, I did. Movie sucked.

I didn't see any of it , stupid blindfold ..

EpicVoiceGuy huh. I liked it 🤷🏼‍♀️

To be clear, Chinese audiences don't really like it, we will watch anything if there is a successful marketing campaign.

@@masakazuishiguro8525 your name doesnt sound chinese? 🙃

Dude you're absolutely right; I think the book swap a different ending, cuz when you think about it, Jon Snow Daenerys and Tyrion are our favorite characters and they are the ones that got the most changes over the seasons dialogue wise. I think the book writer saw what the show was doing and gave them a fake ending for those three, including tyrion losing his smarts, to save the book ending from the shows falling

This.

Jeff Goldblum is ageing, someone has to do the exposition the next time Earth gets invaded!

Turds... uh uh... find a way.

Same

Still dead ?

@Callaghan You know how to Google, right? It's been in the news the last week or so.

Sha San same 😂

@Callaghan Basically nothing, it's kinda the same as it's always been. What that means depends upon your opinion....

I think Honest Trailers just makes fun of movies - even if the movie plots n scenes make sense - the whole point is to make the seem silly & dumb. I watch lot of honest trailers even when they critize movies i love! Honest Trailers still make me laugh!

Yes! I agree! Other people should give up their opinions because I liked it!

no its not needed

*insert Will Smith*

@@RadekVit **insert "sloppy seconds" joke**

hahaha that'shot that's hot

Kissing people after biting other peoples heads off is tight!

Its rewind time

A live action version of Trouble in which a young and sexy Aunt May fucks Richard Parker's brains out and conceives Peter!😆

It's the 2.5 hours film of uncle ben's grave is what i am waiting for. Will still be better than Fantastic Four.

Caua Vinicius y

😆😆😆😆😆😆

Rhino for me

That took me out 😂😂😂

Carlton Drake is Elon Musk’s evil younger brother. Nuff said.

No. Just no.

YES

I'm suing if they don't say that.

Like a turd in the wind -venom

U watched the how venom should have ended?

I did

And don't forget still better than Homecoming.

Twilight is actually really entertaining to watch

2011 wants this meme back where it belongs

EmilGames Tell them no

But just like Twilight, they're both extremely awful

A lot of that stuff wasn't intended to be funny.

@@jordanherkowski5052 Yes it was, its the critics who misunderstood and thought otherwise.

I thought Venom was Marvel

Jossandra McKenzie Venom is Marvel/Sony

There are some enjoyable aspects of the movie but humor alone doesn't make it great. Overall this movie was 4/10 IMO, Eddie and Venom's relationship works perfectly thou.

Nah they explain it. He's kind of bottom tier on his planet his people. A loser, like brock. But on Earth? He's top tier level. He doesn't want competition.

according to nick fury, the four most dangerous threats to SHIELD are doctor doom, red skull, magneto, and VENOM, so if you could be one of those big four, why would you instead choose to be some scapegoat underdog?

@@InitialPC How is Venom one of the most dangerous threats to SHIELD? He hasn't been a full blown villain in well over a decade, and even then the most he did was try to kill Spider Man.

@@Mkilbride2599 When that explanation was given, I thought a school kid must have written this script.

Mkilbride2599 nah he said he fell in love with Earth and it’s people too but never explained why. Being strong is one thing but falling in love with humanity is another lmao He just said it’s cuz of Eddy but never explained

No movies/shows these days are like the comics Because when they are people hate them

mickeynotmouse that’s what I thought lmao 😂 all the science talk was really not complicated whatsoever. It kinda made Screen Junkies seem like they’re under educated.

Organism got out of containment. Yeah so complicated

I think it's more that it's unnecessary filler dialogue. "Technobabble" is more likely what they meant.

@@thegodofalldragons It's not even technobabble though because its simple dialogue that makes sense and is something the average person should understand. Technobabble would either be some combination of complex sciencey words that probably don't make sense and are just thrown together because it sounds smart. It's more just unnecessary exposition

@@cameronjosephvideos5942 It does have a quality of "how a child thinks scientists talk," though. So, actually, sciencey-talk is accurate.

Tom Hardy noises or Jeff Goldbloom noises?

Tommy Wiseau noises

I wasted far more time than I should admit with milkdrop and my old rips

Epic Rap Battles did it first. Steven Speilberg vs Alfred Hitchcock.

Did you know the lobster scene has competely his idea?

@@DimT670 yeah he just did it and everyone was like WAAAAAAAAAA we need to keep this in the film sorry for me grammer iam dutch

we need this to happen xD

I actually liked venom. But yes he needs an Oscar for that scene😂😂

@@JayJello i loved it

OuterThought rialto theatre franchise? 🤔

Sony is cluing us in on the Rialto Cinematic Universe.

Nah the Rialto is my college's theater (Georgia State University) and apparently the only place they filmed this movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. It was blocked off for so long.

T2S Rebranding to Flare Branch You don't have to watch all 20 movies to get any Marvel movie, it just adds an extra dimension if you do. Seriously, they're good films but 'impenetrable if you haven't seen all the others'? Hardly. Speaking for myself, I watched the other films after watching one because I liked the characters and I was surprised that the writing was as good as it was.

@@juanita-dark I am in no way saying the MCU is bad or that the 20+ films is tedious to watch to keep track of everything. I'm simply acknowledging Screen Junkies point on simply watching something related to superheroes/comic books as one and done (though this is far from "done") without having to think about how it affects the overall universe. I love MCU and I'm still amazed by the timeline it's built, I just also miss the days of Sami Remy's Spiderman and Nolan's Batman Trilogy. I respect your opinion and agree with it, I hope you at least understand mine

i love how dense the MCU is though

@@nicholasvogt5123 I do too. It makes moments like Infinity War feel earned. I just also like relaxing with a movie that's just a comic book movie like Venom

This movie is literally doing the exact same thing that the mcu is doing, it literally has a mid credit scene introducing another character that will be a part of the continuity in future films. you're saying this is a good alternative to the mcu, simply because the mcu started before it. We know what you're trying to say, all we're stating is that's not what is happening with this movie.

Cause of Dec 17

Meh. There's still plenty left on tumblr. I've been told.

I love the way he said changed.

ITS CANNON IN THE COMICS!! 💚

Yeah, I was confused too. None of that talk was all that sciency. The most was using adrenal and endocrine, which are...high school level biology terms.

the people on the bus are looking at me very concerned. They have no idea why I am laughing so much.

YES I'm dying XD

Here's one, garbage. Pure flaming garbage. Damn I took it away from Honest trailers, sorry about that.

Pewdiepie already made the better youtube rewind

@@swaroop7021 Ya he made it But not like a trailer I want a trailer there is a difference

I agree. I felt like the movie was made just to be made. You could tell the story was half ass and wasn't one that got ahold of the viewer, at least me.

3. Remove the annoying female.

Or add Spiderman

It's source material was the venom comics.

Um, doesn't it go without saying that a better storyline would make any movie better? The clue is in the name: BETTER storyline.

Technically this is a plausible result because it usually is easier to make a right turn in San Francisco than a left one.

That....that makes the movie even worse

@@iamprodigyable no it makes it hilarious, venom and Brock were so bad at coordinating with each other at that point it’s just realistic XD

There's not even a Rialto theater in SF, which is where this movie is supposed to take place lol

It'll get snubbed of course...

But he's like a potato with hair...

I've seen his teeth. Definitely from the UK, though not as bad as other Brits' teeth, so he got lucky.

Candice ecidnaC oh, so that’s why he looks so delicious 😋

Pity being Topher Grace neutralizes that power.

Well, now I know we have the same tastes.

Sony Money

MoneV : SEE THE MOTION PICTURE

Anish Poddar well Spider-Man 3 is still the highest grossing Spider-Man movie

Disturbingly accurate

R

What is this sorcery???

this is accurate

Actually how I felt

So basically it was so BAD.....it was good....Kinda like a cult classic almost?

So you got two hands?

Ok I love that I'm seeing references to Bandersnatch this soon after it came out!

Say "It is like tv but online".

I wasn't into Venom until I was touched by their love story.

All of this

Symbro k what

Symbrock what

@@nikhilsilva5244 it's the ship name

@@nikhilsilva5244 Symbiot x Eddie Brock

... That's a thing? Man, the Internet is weird...

@Jacob Molyneux Shut up! That is so weird!

@Jacob Molyneux Hmmm... It's still a weird ass line!

It was bloody hilarious. That whole scene had me in stitches, the delivery is perfect and the humour mirrors the comics quite well.

They told me to put it in

Cahidi Joyo Raharjo - Youre pathetic lol

True

Ayyy the boundary break guy! Love your videos, very interesting to watch. Thanks for making those.

Honest trailer for F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Since when "obvious" is not disappointing? 😃

hal who, what ?

I legitimately thought it was Hal