This video has given me a new fear

Limmy has the most magnificent gift of being able to hold an entire argument with himself. It's bloody marvellous!

Stop giving trade secrets away.

The laugh that he does is super accurate.

You can tell Limmy as had experience with cowboy builders.

"twenty grand..excluding parts." The gall to do something like that, and I've definitely seen contractors try that.

"Aye, ya did"... "aye, ya did". Ahhhh, the inevitable turn.

POV: intimidating and very persuasive scottsman talks at you, but you cant reply because you have had a sore throat and its made you mute.

Limmy gaslights you for 4 minutes and 44 seconds

nightmare builders moving into your house and telling you they were always there.

I can't say this about most youtubers, but I legitimately never know what to expect with this guy.

These improv bits are the best 😂 they break me.

I can't stop watching this. So many great bits. First having the customer complain the shower's taking too long. Then it turns out he did the job in 20 minutes. The builders telling the customer straight up that they're going to charge him through the nose. Them locking themselves into the bathroom to celebrate.

He's just worked out how to play the cistern.

Limmy is genuinely the best comedic improviser I've ever seen.

Can confirm he did ask for a washing machine

Wish I'd never clicked on this. Got a plumber coming round today to fix my bath.

Something about the. Small camera control tools that he has now, he has everything you need to fully get the scene and so he's creating entire films in our minds

You need to do a real Adventure Call on Twitch.

I love how the shower is the wrong way and the door clips into the toilet

Limmy’s characterisations for intimidating labourers are impeccable and BAFTA-worthy. He should appear in a very gritty drama about a villain shower fitter who charms his way into a posh guy’s house and then kills and rapes his family, he’d be fckn terrifying.

Perhaps the most brilliant part of this is him calling for 'Craig' as this got clipped right around the time he was on Twitter everyday talking about how you never see people called Craig anymore.

That's 3 witnesses includin' myself mate *sniff*

Benny Harvey RIP, gone but not forgotten; Miss you big man!

I swear, one of the guys that I chat to in my gym is a tradesman and he recounts stories that are EXACTLY like this 🤣

I'm surprised you didn't say it I'll take 4 weeks to get parts from Italy and it cost you extra for that

Only Limmy could make House Flipper threatening.

This is some of the best improv I've ever seen

Can we all give Limmy the credit he deserves for staying relevant and FEKKIN funny after all this time

The plaster was a well meaning nice tradesman man but this cowboy buildier is one of they wild characters in Glasgow down to a T . Unpredictable, bit sinister.

"Saw the wife". Lost it

Ye would not believe the lot of action ye get with the AAA service, happy wife, happy life, great stuff Limmy

"Ye did want a washing machine, say it, fockin say it mate...FOCKIN SAY IT!"

You know it’s gone pear shaped when a workie makes that clucking sound and you wife starts shaking her heed and smiling at him. It’s like saying “Here’s what a real man looks like and you won’t even let him rip you off because you’re not up to the job.”

This never fails to make me laugh, it’s like having Begbie as your plumber

The fact that the Scottish accent makes 'aye, you did' sound like 'aye you’re dead' makes this even more terrifying.

I’ve worked in the trades doing residential repairs and renos, gotta say the companies do charge out the ass for everything, but somehow the customers gladly paid like $52,000 for a new kitchen. Worked with a tough Irish guy but shame that he didn’t have this level of patter haha.

this is the plot of straw dogs

"I was goin faster" HAHAHAHAHA you are one genius jocky

I barely understand anything this man says yet he still makes laugh

I dont know why i expected limmy's stream to be anything but this

YOU NEED YER KITCHEN! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Uncomfortably realistic. Put this in VR so that people can give themselves graded exposure to anxiety provoking sales tactics

i need more of this banter keep playing house fliper the whole stream was fucking class

"You'd be dying right here in this fookin toilet" lol

These are brilliant. I'm not sure I can even enjoy a game any more without Limmy adding to it 😂

How did limmy to mimic how ma apprenticeships been going with ma mental tradesman

Watched this 9 times and it's still funny asf

The background music really sells this,

Lmao cowboy builder AAA part gave me the creeps well done

Nice to hear Craig’s settled down and found a career path

This will never get old

Much love from across the pond Limmy.

This man is a father...

This made just descents into madness more and more with every story lol

I miss yer show big man. Gone but not forgotten

"I bumped up a triple eight for you mate"

I showed my dad this and he never let another person remodel his new home

This comedy is on a different level of I don’t know what. But it’s so good🤔

This deserves an Oscar

I didnt understand much but it's mesmerizing to just watching him speak.

'Glad you remembered now'

it would actually make sense to have a washing machine in the bathroom though tbh

I like how the shower door magically passes through the toilet. Nice touch.

Best thing Limmy has done for a while this 😆

This could definitely be on the limmy show

this wasnt supposed to give me that asmr feeling but here i am, relaxed

Limmy, I know we could put a full bathroom in and then convince the owner he requested that. You just talked that guy into absolute thousands you mad man.

I was drinking a Warsteiner while watching this lmao

This is too accurate

Great skit 10/10 👍🏻

This is funny as well as anxiety-inducing.

I did some renovation recently and I felt like a mugg the whole time.

A true character actor

My Dad's a builder, can confirm this is 100% accurate.

I was there, he actually asked for a washer/dryer but you get what you're given with these three

Plot Twist: Hes poking fun and raising awareness about lesser sociopaths and the way they'll worm themselves into your lives and homes.

I had to watch this a second time to understand what the fuck was going on Adding this to my "Truly Terrifying" Playlist.

Not only is limmy the best truck driver ever but hes also a stand out house flipper. Is there anything he can't do.

this is my favourite asmr video

So accurate, legalised robbery.

One thing I've learned from watching Limmy....I am not as crazy as I thought I was!! puremadmentallimmyman

we're the boys, eh craig? we're the boys...

I'm terrified that I do this shit when I'm alone. Spent the afternoon playing dirt rally and arguing with the fake co driver

Limmy trayin to say 80 is cracking me up

I'm scared of this man.

How long you been a plumber for Limmy, 100 years but thats just an estimate...

my first ever job was with a cowboy builder i was just vibin making mad money until he went to prison feelsbadman

3:40 '"Fookin say it"

I have no idea what this guy is saying ever, but I still watch his videos.

I love your content, mate. Very funny

888 hours of work done in 20 minutes is funny

My experience of using the checkatrade website.

I wish there was way more of these

I laughed so so hard my god you've still got it XD

And they would install the shower door to open right into the toilet too

Limmy please do dee dee on your new shows he's the best character ever

Ah man this is good stuff 😂😂

I went to my grandads house yesterday and he had the landsacpers round and I went "you got the triple a service?" he was baffled

At 2:55, great job that washing machine should be over by the toilet and shower for convenience ideally in front of shower door