Americans love a country other than America 🤣 | The 5th Annual Howie Mandel All-Star Comedy Gala on Comedy Central, DStv Ch122
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@TheMelbourneladМісяць тому
Why he has fully embraced the art of Australian sarcasm from his Aussie wife 🤣🤣🤣
@hitmonkey3602Місяць тому
He also lived their for a decade
@TheMelbourneladМісяць тому
@@hitmonkey3602 yes, but I’m sure interaction with the wife helped get the nuance lol
@claire-christmas-august73Місяць тому
@@TheMelbournelad it’s the only true way to pick it up.! 😉😃 ✌🏻🇦🇺🌏🤘🏻
@duncanwallace7760Місяць тому
'So fun and cheap' is the best short description of a wedding I've heard.
@jenniferwells9032Місяць тому
I’m Australian and had to go all over the world to find out we have the best beaches, surf and tropics to extreme cold
@Gazz85Місяць тому
We don’t know extreme cold Jen!
@raze263Місяць тому
We also have lovely animals like drop bears
@adams3560Місяць тому
@@raze263Quiet, you’ll scare the Americans.
@caaatleeeМісяць тому
I lived in Asia, Europe, and now am living in Australia. Disagree with your statement
@MrBrightSide77Місяць тому
Best beaches yes, surf and tropica yes, extreme cold.....Nope...Europe/UK, Canada, Russia, Mongolia etc have extreme cold.
@melissalove2463Місяць тому
“ They say the things strangers wouldn’t say to you on the internet “! 💞😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💞
@voodle4821 день тому
Yes we do. 🤘🇦🇺
@sultanabran1Місяць тому
first thing my dad said to my sister in-law after not seeing her for a year. 'you've gotten fatter'.
@geerad7237Місяць тому
Yep, as much Americans say they love Australia, not only they never been, a lot of them love it but never go. 🤣
@michaelhoffmann289120 днів тому
Show them a photo of an Australian spider. Preferably a Huntsman. Tell them "that's generally what we have in our house at any time (until the cats get their paws on it)". Instant turn-off. "omg, you're from Australia? that's so awesome, I would love to...
@palpaladin315Місяць тому
The marriage things true. My first wife is Japanese, wanted both cultural weddings in Australia & Japan (guess how much a wedding Kimono costs?). Then her younger sister got married, to a man 9yrs older than me (yep, that) - Wanted the same thing! My father-in-law and I just went and got drunk. Then my brother-in-law rocks up "Why did we do this!" - We nearly spat our beer all over the bar! 😆
@ms.rstake_1211Місяць тому
Australia, Canada, New Zealand& USA❤️ing themselves makes sense.
@bellacee9358Рік тому
Soooo true having lived in both ✅✅✅
@JamesLambМісяць тому
Weddings are a crazy over-the-top social status symbol for both women and families.
@cecilia7259Рік тому
I feel for you. LOL
@moubhattacharyya1141Рік тому
So true about being from Asia.
@Gumardee_coins_and_banknotesМісяць тому
I get this from any country. Japan, Vietnam, Taiwan they all get excited when I say I am Australian.
@MsGnor18 днів тому
Asian rellies, wedding troll beast mode 😂💪👺
@catalinacurioРік тому
Try being from Scotland got spoiled rotting in America, tho had to keep talking to peoples aunties on the phone so’s they knew the visitor was Scots. 😊🏴🇺🇸
@isabeaudemarco8115Місяць тому
Love it till you live there. Know from experience.
@jj-if6itМісяць тому
Woohoo, Melbourne represent!
@vee8213Місяць тому
We love Ronny
@ian59Рік тому
American's love Australia because we're siblings in that we were both born out of England literally exporting the poorer caste.
@samanthadoak5017Рік тому
That's right, we are all aiming to be sophisticated rednecks. I might be a ditch diggers son but I am still classy 😉
@sylviaplath8263Рік тому
You mean the criminal caste.
@michaelmcintyre57194 місяці тому
Well, sort of @ian59, though with a few rather important distinctions: US Foundational culture derived from the Reformation and its immediate Puritan aftermath (and later its respect for ‘experts’ from its enormous number of C19 German immigrants), while Australia derived it’s Foundational European cultural and political influences from the Enlightenment, consequently giving us much stronger and more critical bullshit detectors than most Americans (according to Robert Hughes); our social values from the Catholic Irish (according to Oliver MacDonagh) as well as the English Non-Conformists (Stuart Piggin); and the concept of Empire Loyalty (similar to Canada and NZ, but demonstrably not the US!!) as it was just entering its greatest Imperial phase (according to Manning Clarke as well as Stuart Macintyre). We more or less share a language as well as a similar material culture, but we’re a very long way apart in fundamental social values: Australians are mostly Communitarian (Liberal/Socialist/Communist according to those very many Americans who are politically illiterate), while the vast majority of Americans believe in the concept of ‘Individualism’. I provide this rather long historical/philosophical ramble because so many Americans seem to see us as their younger cousins: honestly, we really aren’t.
@robyncaddell5269Місяць тому
Except Americans got religious fundamentalist and Australians got criminals ….. guess who got the better deal! It isn’t America!
@stephanieyee9784Місяць тому
Nope. We are Not sibs. Not cousins. Not family at all. There is very little we have in common apart from our old connections to Britain and the English language. Apart from the British sending their unwanted, unloved, unwashed to our shores. The "New World" got British slaves, convicts and indentured servants along with some military (some quite unsavoury) and a boatload of religious outcasts. We got convicts and the military.
@srimudalige7470Місяць тому
When the comedy is comming
@passionfruitprincessМісяць тому
Yeahhhh....we're pretty special down here :)
@moorediane7831Місяць тому
Great comedian, not many left in the world.
@BrisbaeМісяць тому
are you sleeping under a fucking rock my guy
@nicolevahai598211 місяців тому
New Zealand loves the us- at least a few years ago…new zealand watch more American movies per capital- I think 4-6 per person per month. And Canadians used to import more American cars then anyone else. But I don’t know about now. Three weddings sounds like a nightmare
@shy404usernotfoundМісяць тому
Awwwwwwww we love the NZ and Australian hotties 💕💖💘💝💗💕☁️🌜✨
@bayly1977Місяць тому
Watching movies is one thing but going to the states is another 🤢
@EweChewBrrr0123 дні тому
I watched comedy central Africa to watch an Asian guy talk about Americans and how they feel about Australia. Interracial overload. xD
@kyliemoyes3767Місяць тому
What do Australians think of Americans no comment 😂
@shaunchew25Місяць тому
Ah the angry comedian.
@claire-christmas-august73Місяць тому
he’s practically one of us now.! 😂🤣😂 ✌🏻🌏🇦🇺🤘🏻
@user-vz3gm8fu6xМісяць тому
Ozzie's love the people of America, yet we despise your government and I despise Australian government. That's what we have in common. Love of God,family and country. God Bless you all. Amen
@henrylawson430Місяць тому
You can only speak for yourself…
@artemisxw8708Місяць тому
Yeah righto...truth is we hate septic tanks
@henrylawson430Місяць тому
@@artemisxw8708 who is we?
@alexlanning712Місяць тому
Piss Funny
@clintclintonforshortbonser736Місяць тому
We don't care what you think.
@heidicross7255Місяць тому
Just adding - we do not care what American's feel about Australia. They can like us or hate us - we could care less.
@joetesta5730Місяць тому
@heidicross7255. Oh Heidi, Why you so angry? who hurt you so bad? its only comedy and everything will be ok. I promise.
@Gumardee_coins_and_banknotesМісяць тому
@@joetesta5730But it is true.
@MasterChris666Місяць тому
i am australian every women lol in america
@stephanieyee9784Місяць тому
Pardon? Please speak English. 🇦🇺
@jaykay3512Місяць тому
@@stephanieyee9784 he's not Australian mate he's trying to clown us.
@petefluffy74204 місяці тому
comedy? new definition ?
@11kungfu11Місяць тому
He even redefined Australian claiming his Chinese wife is an Aussie.
@aaronleverton4221Місяць тому
@@11kungfu11 You mean he redefined Australia claiming Australians are white?
@RictusHolloweyeМісяць тому
@@11kungfu11 - If you're going to gatekeep about how Australians should look, you would surely use the aborigines as the template. After all, they beat all the other nationalities here by tens of thousands of years. I mean, you're saying someone born in Melbourne isn't Australian because... why?
@lillibitjohnson7293Місяць тому
@@11kungfu11chines have neem here just as long as white people. Who are you to say she’s not aussie. Smh
@CreateMakeEnterpriseМісяць тому
@@11kungfu11Ronny’s wife was born in Australia and has Vietnamese heritage.
@suzimooreakathegadgetlady907Місяць тому
Funny how he’s an immagrant to my country
@juliedunne2726Місяць тому
Blood oath, white people are awesome and all over Australia!
@lorraineforster8164Місяць тому
Who cares what they think.
@PatrickCuba8Місяць тому
meh
@littlebritМісяць тому
Sounded like a bragging. Not funny. Don't repeat punch lines.
@arthurwatts1680Місяць тому
Ronnie may not have visited Sydney or Melbourne recently, but 'white' people probably won't be the first thing Americans see in either city, and English will fade into the mix as soon as you clear Immigration. Brisbane is a better option if that's your thing and it's ONLY 7,200 air miles from San Diego ;)
@JamesLambМісяць тому
Funny - an Asian woman on TikTok said there is more social mixing in Brisbane than in Sydney. She says in Sydney it's either an Asian woman with an old white dude, or the rest of the Asians are in the Asian part of town. Maybe she was in the Eastern suburbs. Downtown Sydney you'll see a lot of mixture, but maybe not socialising; just walking down the street.
@arthurwatts1680Місяць тому
@@JamesLamb many of the people in the CBD are students - and that holds in both cities. Technically, they are supposed to go home when they finish their degree but that's a whole other thread.
@frankryan2505Місяць тому
Canberra is comically white..
@Jordanphil23Місяць тому
Never found this guy funny! 🤷♂️
@HoneyBadger80886Рік тому
Awful hellhole... very dangerous. Scary dangerous.
@Glenn-ei3xp11 місяців тому
Australia is? It’s probably the safest country on earth
@1legend51711 місяців тому
Yeah, right. You probably have never even been.
@ihkeseteeietos57229 місяців тому
You've definitely been there right?
@squigybob2 місяці тому
Clearly you've never been here haha
@chookachooka2985Місяць тому
Explain
@robertblair8395Місяць тому
Racist/
@QIKUGAMES-QIKU25 днів тому
Australia hates these Woke comedian's and America is a Joke to the world now 😑
@awnyca40773 місяці тому
Australia is britain prison, then they formed another race of people caĺled Australian
@11kungfu11Місяць тому
You don't know anything about Australia. Nor the population programs Britain ran to get people here. Let alone the dutch history.
@kimn9802Місяць тому
Idiotic. Moronic.
@lonnie224Місяць тому
America was Britain’s prison before Australia was.
@stephanieyee9784Місяць тому
@@lonnie224, I second that. There is so much Americans do not know about their country's history that its literally not funny. They don't know that Britain sent its convicts to the New World long before they shipped them over here. They don't know that Britain sent ship loads of white British indentured servants ie slaves to the colonies. Most Americans do not know, believe or recognise the Fact that the Spanish were the first Europeans to permanently colonise North America. The first settlement was in Florida, St Augustine. The bottom half of what is now the USA was Spanish, and by default Mexican.
@donna6592Місяць тому
lol.. WTF?!
@petecommanche9344Місяць тому
Can't say Australians feel the same affection for the Yanks. FREE JULIAN ASSANGE!
@RagingDemon69Місяць тому
Speak for yourself
@feliperuiz3786Місяць тому
No , we dont like Americans
@bennyl7224Місяць тому
Australians have tall poppy syndrome and love the nanny state
@AmazePaulzМісяць тому
Here here. Love America.. but common guys.
@zingzangspillip1Місяць тому
@@AmazePaulz Any country that could vote Trump, and then consider voting him in again, really needs to take a look at itself.
@chrismiko8652Місяць тому
Australian’s not in love with America for very good reasons
@MASTURBIKERМісяць тому
Who cares what other countries think about us and our country....