“How Do You Sleep at Night?” - Andrew Santino

“How Do You Sleep at Night?” - Andrew Santino - Full Special

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Andrew Santino translates bird mating calls, considers why kids are too soft and explains why traffic laws are pointless.
Original airdate: November 28, 2015
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@stevietirado3076 9 місяців тому

So cool to see Bobby's mum doing stand-up. She should definitely do a podcast with her son

@Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril 9 місяців тому

LOL @ reading this fully normal, except the words Bobby’s mum 😂

@petchai4814 9 місяців тому

I'm bobby mother

@asan7708 9 місяців тому

Bobby lee buys underage prostitutes.

@truth.honesty 7 місяців тому

Mom

@liambelanger8483 7 місяців тому

Mudduh

@mariocaballero5212 9 місяців тому

Bobby’s mom has really developed her stand up. She is a example of hard work and dedication.

@citomakaveezly 4 місяці тому

Bobby Mudda

@nebyenrub 9 місяців тому

Man that’s some brutal audio compression. Sounds like OG Napster

@buskE46 9 місяців тому

For real - was this recorded from inside a tin can?

@fuzzmaayn29 9 місяців тому

youtube adds some compression when its uploaded but yeah its pretty bad

@TwoTreesVisuals 9 місяців тому

Someone lost their job after this.

@jbean9021 9 місяців тому

@@talkingedmmawhere?

@triplechocolate887 2 місяці тому

Lmfao I thought it was my phone speakers

@kylejones2479 9 місяців тому

This may have been bobby lee’s best special

@shankrl1 9 місяців тому

We doin 20min "full" specials now?

@kylejones2479 9 місяців тому

@@shankrl1 for bobby its good since its his only one ya 😂

@jasonwoniger7808 9 місяців тому

Didn't see the half hour at the start?

@PyroDREW. 8 місяців тому

Another drone I see

@cannondorf 5 місяців тому

@@shankrl1Dave Chappelle did a 2 minute special 🤷🏻‍♂️

@alexkuhnel8128 9 місяців тому

Man comedy central can't even get the audio right on their videos lol it's a miracle that anything comedy central exists at all anymore 😂

@jake91hall 9 місяців тому

OK andrew

@colinpurvis423 9 місяців тому

Thats UKposts's fault, you watched it right when it was uploaded. Rewatch, its fine now.

@cosmicabyss7358 9 місяців тому

@@colinpurvis423 Nah it sucks.

@LuciferosDad 9 місяців тому

@@colinpurvis423wrong bro, it sounds like someone put their phone in a large drink cup to try to make it louder.

@ineverwinanything4259 7 місяців тому

You dare think yourself too good to watch the very thing that shaped us all as vile adolescents? Shame on you! 😂

@brodyharris7631 9 місяців тому

😂😂😂😂. I've been listening to bad friends for years and have never listened to Andrew's stand-up. He is the man.

@Rockardo_ 9 місяців тому

Literally same

@badazzkaz 9 місяців тому

Who’s Andrew? That’s Bobby’s mom

@tywarren7375 8 місяців тому

Same!

@blakegarcia9003 7 місяців тому

@@LeeChaeyeonsHusbandi don’t think I’d call it that. Great improv guy on a podcast but these jokes are just average joe schmo

@albertobernal2537 6 місяців тому

@@blakegarcia9003 same, the hyperboles are bit much. But hey, he's got fans anyhow.

@bryansmith7238 6 місяців тому

Bobbys mom is so wholesome. What a blessed old woman.

@foejr94 9 місяців тому

🇼🇸

@kateganz 9 місяців тому

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DjOnD0pe 9 місяців тому

°_°

@horbes 9 місяців тому

I bobby mudda

@shaunradomski8625 9 місяців тому

NoOoOo IMA bobby mom

@dshepherd107 9 місяців тому

@@horbes😂

@da3855 9 місяців тому

He sounds like Bill Burr when he yells 😂

@Ghost-wm1db 9 місяців тому

"If Bill Burr was a pension fund baby"

@CaptainMaakasu Місяць тому

It's because they're both redheads 🎉

@andrewharden2619 7 місяців тому

Bobby's mom has a decent Bill Bur impression

@marco7Cr 7 місяців тому

as a German i love those history lessons

@frozentits_records1691 9 місяців тому

Hair palace is no joke. Moved in with a girlfriend and when we showered she just put her hair on the walls of the shower like decoration 🤣🤣

@isnotyourmom 9 місяців тому

Andrew is better at pod casting than stand up

@jermaineandersenii5552 9 місяців тому

This is a pretty old routine, he’s a lot better at stand up now, but I agree I enjoy his podcasts more

@trevmason2352 9 місяців тому

I agree. I didn’t like his premises at all and it doesn’t matter if I like his premises and setups but the punchlines just weren’t there. I love him with Bobby tho

@trevmason2352 9 місяців тому

@@jermaineandersenii5552how do you know I’m just curious? If you say it’s an old routine then you’ve seen andrew do this set before ?

@maximeb190 9 місяців тому

Yeah pretty weak and generic material.

@dirtyd3320 9 місяців тому

Sos theo von

@dokkal 9 місяців тому

This is a weak audience, these jokes had me in tears! Keep it up Bobby mudda!

@AntonioAE86 9 місяців тому

Please give me back these 21 min of my life. Which part was funny ?

@meekmeek7991 9 місяців тому

Easily 20 minutes of this is funny

@jonathanriley6442 9 місяців тому

Disagree. Not funny really. That’s why audience is quiet

@meanmachine99999 9 місяців тому

@@meekmeek7991 it was the type of funny that stopped being funny a minute into a joke that lasted 7

@theunbreaking 8 місяців тому

Me too

@shopclasswithsam9051 9 місяців тому

No lie I’m watching this outside and the bird call bit pissed off my rooster😂

@aegis062 8 місяців тому

I live in miami bird calls are annoying as hell around 5am they start that bullshit, but it gets worse at 3am-4am the chicken that my neighbor has start their morning call I hate them all with a passion. I did 2 things. 1- I found an area with a ton of stray cats and brought them to the area my neighbors chickens became food. 2- I bought a fake owl that tilts it head and moves when there is wind. there are no more bird in the area near me.

@AstroGetm Місяць тому

Are you the neighbor everybody hates?

@LulzRoyce 5 місяців тому

He's definitely WAY funnier off-stage without all the pressure, seems better at riffing vs putting together a narrative/special from A to Z

@keshaunp.4850 5 місяців тому

This family friendly special I guess. His dark jokes be funny ash

@jll3745 5 місяців тому

Same with Theo Von

@Danton1990 4 місяці тому

I've been watching this almost 15 minutes and only now realized it's almost 10 years old. I'm like, "this guy is waaaay funnier than this. What is this?" But now it makes alll the sense.

@MotoMiles 4 місяці тому

Yep I was thinking the same . Still funnier then Brendan Schab tho

@talkingmoney4499 2 місяці тому

I thought it was good ….great observations and funny bits

@EdWedgie 8 місяців тому

One of those weird standups where people are applauding more than laughing 😅

@heathstory9655 9 місяців тому

Dude, those facts about our childhood playgrounds 😂😂😂 That's had me dying!

@cumeatsenergordon 9 місяців тому

Only been done before a thousand times

@calvinmccullough9499 9 місяців тому

Unfinished metal home...monkey bar house

@storybynick 9 місяців тому

Never really realized that about grocery bagging lol great set!

@Ill23 8 місяців тому

This sucked so bad it cured my depression. I will never loath myself again! Thanks DREW!

@alicetaylor6452 6 місяців тому

I’ve listened to his podcast and the one he does with Bobby and think they’re great wonderful to see he’s also great at this. More please

@melissawest936 2 місяці тому

He’s so funny in bad friends it sucks to see his stand up is not on the same level

@talkingmoney4499 2 місяці тому

I thought it was actually good ….his Netflix special was eh but this was great observation and bits

@fraustiehoe 9 місяців тому

that last punch line hit 🤣

@Seargent_Scraps 9 місяців тому

The bird thing is so true. I live in the mountains so there probably is almost every bird variety waking me up at 3 or 4 am.

@zesss 7 місяців тому

Ever thought about waking them up? Must be sweet

@adrianguzman8248 9 місяців тому

Holy! First he got his own podcast and it’s even nicer to see Fancy B got his own special!

@edusam666 7 місяців тому

Autobahn: yes, no speed limit, but construction sites everywhere so you have to slow down anyway😂

@amandakim4911 9 місяців тому

I adore Andrew🤣❤️

@briangately4897 9 місяців тому

Great stuff here, real Bobby Lee vintage stuff.

@alexdecambre2101 9 місяців тому

This was great 😂😂😂

@SomethingGamecatAdjacent 7 місяців тому

Comedy central presents is what got me into standup as a wee lad

@pandyne 9 місяців тому

The most dangerous piece of playground equipment was the monkey bars that were just 3'x3' squares of bars that looked like a building under construction that went up in the air for 21' so if you happen to fall you will hit 6 levels of bars on your way down.

@fosterthedmt 3 місяці тому

I read this in Theo's voice

@amandalockhart2454 2 місяці тому

@@fosterthedmt 💀

@maskichef 9 місяців тому

On the internet you get into a rabbit hole. I loved Ben Bailey's bird in the tree joke, too.

@BREAKocean 9 місяців тому

LOL that was awesome. I like his road rage one the best and ruth chris steak

@-jy6yi Місяць тому

goddamn it that first bit is perfect

@VortexTheGreat69 9 місяців тому

Great clips loved it

@ryanreigle7902 7 місяців тому

His podcast is alot funnier than his standup

@davidplumer8766 8 місяців тому

We love your comedy Bobby!

@ChaceBonanno 9 місяців тому

This is exactly how I drive 😂

@mrbeans2425 7 місяців тому

This was great!

@ronniesal7436 9 місяців тому

The way this guy is imitating the birds sounds like the guys who sell tickets for intertown busses in the market of my city 😂

@kaybrown7879 9 місяців тому

Luv the slide & sea-saw!! That is What I grew up with. Also, it had a basketball court. You are HILARIOUS❤❤!!!!

@drabdirahmansaladibrahim4602 7 місяців тому

Now i can hear those birds 😅

@sebastianpfeiffer8767 9 місяців тому

I didn't know him. He's been somewhere else. Really good, I'm impressed.

@bubsyrobins7875 2 місяці тому

Watch bad friends. It's hilarious 😅

@sbkpeace.24 9 місяців тому

Im with you on the pouch of stones and the paper towels 😂

@akara8691 8 місяців тому

I can't get over the German version of Andrew 😂

@amandalockhart2454 2 місяці тому

He does the BEST impressions, literally nails it every time. You should check more of his stuff out, he's hilarious!

@kostistsiutras4373 4 місяці тому

This set was LIT 😂😂😂😂

@thricecreamkage8084 9 місяців тому

the mating call lmao

@majinbooch3787 6 місяців тому

I expected this to be funnier seems like he played it super safe imo

@Seeds-Of-The-Wayside 9 місяців тому

Good to hear I'm not the only one who litters paper towels behind the door after a moment of germophobia.

@flackvgenetics7817 9 місяців тому

This was dark at time good lordy 😂

@mr.hoppelelefant2350 7 місяців тому

He's like a collected version of Bill Burr

@trevorbond7367 9 місяців тому

Andrew Santiago your my favorite. Keep it up!!!!

@iamthegreat358 5 місяців тому

Lmao 🤣 It's Santino 😂

@stephanieharries7746 9 місяців тому

😊😂My first laugh came at "All the birds" My answer- cats

@lovecheba7668 7 місяців тому

Imagine if this is the ONLY tape some alien finds after humans are long dead and gone and they see "Don't give me your hot wall air"

@HoveyFarms 9 місяців тому

Slow start Bob but you got them in the end

@Welcome-oj4qs 5 місяців тому

Such a good set

@Stuffuniverse- 9 місяців тому

Bobby lee is such a tease, doing a 21:04 min special.

@Harry-cd6ol 7 місяців тому

Lmao this ginger is hilarious!

@CG-zv2kl 8 місяців тому

Amazing set as always sir , the lights made it look like you had a kippah on 😂

@Devestatix 7 місяців тому

I didn't notice but I looked up right when reading your comment and the video was at the perfect camera angle in that moment to see exactly what you mean

@HollyHargreaves 6 місяців тому

This was SO good❤

@mrpc3 9 місяців тому

Bobby lee's mom is so funny. I see where the little dumpling gets it from.

@francobenevento7598 7 місяців тому

This Bobby Lee guy is going places.

@user-co5pg9cc4e 9 місяців тому

This guy is so relatable lol The paper towel bit is me

@carvinguptrails 9 місяців тому

Weird. I felt the opposite

@jolanpasveer8368 9 місяців тому

Andrew Santino is the best!

@mr2ew 8 місяців тому

I haven't laughed in a while. Thanks dude. You're like the new Louie.

@kickurass67 9 місяців тому

Great special

@killerspartan666 3 місяці тому

This is definitely one of the specials of all time!

@daisho509 9 місяців тому

Lmao I either sleep way too much or sleep way too little, my problems have remained the same xD

@FrikoSounds 9 місяців тому

whoever did the sound on this should be fired

@FormTrends 9 місяців тому

Great set. Nice work 👍

@ahdalalyamani9910 7 місяців тому

I really like Birds sounds .

@lordsxman 9 місяців тому

I love Andrew Santino. He's 🔥

@ArturBrucke 9 місяців тому

Just his hair

@janet.snakehole 9 місяців тому

fire crotch

@thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle 9 місяців тому

I love Comedy Central for uploading older standup in High Def; bummed they no longer make good content

@KameronKodi 4 місяці тому

Great stand up Andrew you're getting better all the time you've really turned up the heat in the last few years. Sometimes when I'm watching you I think to myself that we might be watching a long term great comedian that could go down as one of the greater comedians to date.

@maggiecallahan935 9 місяців тому

I’m Bobby mudda, I Bobby mom 😂

@RG-tm7uq 9 місяців тому

Love Tito. Saw him live during the pandy at Supernova. Killed

@lawrenceluebbert21 26 днів тому

The most underrated comic.

@greenhutltd 9 місяців тому

The you alright. Has me dying I'm from new york. And I live in Manchester.. You alright through me off for the first few years 😂

@budscaglini 9 місяців тому

Russo

@YorkSS10 9 місяців тому

He should have released this on his own. To hell with the bleeps, F Comedy Central

@The.Ugly.Truth666 5 місяців тому

Love this guy!! 😂😂

@amshuchitrakar4424 9 місяців тому

Saw his goofy ass on Beef, i love Santino so much!

@charlesianima 9 місяців тому

I feel ginger comedians (who I loved such as Bill Burr) are more accepted in Boston than anywhere else because everyone sounds the same yelling in BAWWWSTON. 😂😅

@nr126 9 місяців тому

Wtf

@jake91hall 9 місяців тому

@nr126 are you not ulturex ?

@nemerem.A 6 місяців тому

This guy should do a piece with Bill Burr

@hurricaneheather1420 23 дні тому

😂😂😂😂😂 I live behind a bird sanctuary. I feel ya. I am heavily medicated at night. 😂😂😂

@TamMaree 9 місяців тому

Idk where Santino lives, but it sounds nice. His grocery stores have spoiled him.

@hotdogwater666 9 місяців тому

Is a playground without rusty tetanus monkey bars even a playground at all?

@alicetaylor6452 6 місяців тому

My mate got caught under a round about in a playground and broke his leg his brother laughed so hard he wet himself and then the rest of us kids fell about laughing whilst our friend screamed in pain until the abulance arrived. The 90s eh

@arfam2680 7 місяців тому

I feel him on the holding the door part 100%. I just snapped out and say oh you’re welcome that wasted three seconds of my fucking time.

@AlexDrewsumin Місяць тому

Bobby and Andrews podcast is toooo top tier.

@BowmansWorld 6 місяців тому

Love santino such a good dude

@vma7760 6 місяців тому

Nah, such a racist dude.

@purepeter4737 6 місяців тому

@@vma7760that's why he is good bro

@Casarez956 9 місяців тому

This dude is TALENTED. Hands down already a legend.

@KrispyCREAME805 9 місяців тому

He is probably a bad friend though.

@carefreeme8202 9 місяців тому

@@KrispyCREAME805 HE BOBBY MOM!

@sterling8298 8 місяців тому

Back in 2017, I was on my bicycle when I was T-boned by a car going 50 miles an hour. Somehow, I survived without a scratch anywhere on my body.. The doctor said the main reason I survived was because I was wearing a helmet and it was a car, and not a truck. He said if it had been a truck/SUV, I would have been splattered like a bug. The doctor went on to say that even from a car going 50 mph, I should have ended up paralyzed from this crash. Thankfully, I did not get paralyzed, and I still ride bikes more these days than I ever did before. I'm even stronger than I ever was before. Because "ain't nothing gonna tear me down oh no I got to keep on moving." If you know you know..

@8thhousemoonrabbit205 5 місяців тому

😂😂caint nobody Breaka my Stride🎶- I named my only, Sterling and pray he has your luck🤍

@Valurah 5 місяців тому

Slay Andrew!!! Love your work!!

@valerionts6893 9 місяців тому

How can one be so funny on a podcast and then Brendan Schaub’ it on stage

@jessb465 8 місяців тому

Been seeing this guy around a lot the last few years and I love his comedy, but especially love that he’s smart and behaves like a grown man and not a man baby (cough cough, unlike some associates of his).