How fast can you break a pot in every Zelda game?

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j0rts

10 місяців тому

One of the core elements of Zelda is breaking into people's homes and smashing their personal belongings, so let's see how fast we can do it.
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@j0rts
@j0rts 10 місяців тому
pot
@CJMcG
@CJMcG 10 місяців тому
poot
@FritoFrogito
@FritoFrogito 10 місяців тому
Real
@blendergoblin4615
@blendergoblin4615 10 місяців тому
Pot also duck are hot.
@M.cmoters
@M.cmoters 10 місяців тому
Pot
@GerardMenvussa
@GerardMenvussa 10 місяців тому
ato
@JJ_R
@JJ_R 10 місяців тому
It’s funny that the first two Zelda games don’t have pots in them, considering they were documented as prequels to A Link to the Past by Miyamoto. That would mean that the Link from A Link to the Past broke every single pot in Hyrule, before the timeline got updated with more games.
@Octo5043
@Octo5043 10 місяців тому
Sequels?
@Chris-gx1ei
@Chris-gx1ei 10 місяців тому
They are actually sequels
@JJ_R
@JJ_R 10 місяців тому
Oops. I meant to say A Link to the Past was the prequel. I goofed.
@KaitouKaiju
@KaitouKaiju 10 місяців тому
The great Hyrule pot shortage
@S0ME_GUY
@S0ME_GUY 10 місяців тому
​@@JJ_Rthe edit button is right there
@murasakinokami9882
@murasakinokami9882 10 місяців тому
I read the title as "how fast can you break every pot in a zelda game?" and went, 'damn that's dedication.'
@inker_monkey
@inker_monkey 10 місяців тому
lmaoo
@Bempus
@Bempus 10 місяців тому
Read the same first, would love to see that tbh!
@puppylover41925
@puppylover41925 10 місяців тому
ME TOO
@emmasilver2332
@emmasilver2332 10 місяців тому
That was me lol
@justamicrowave5297
@justamicrowave5297 10 місяців тому
I did too and i kinda want to see that video now…
@KingTwelveSixteen
@KingTwelveSixteen 10 місяців тому
I like how little middle-ground there is between 'easy, 30 seconds tops' and 'half an hour, minimum'.
@Bioniclewiznch
@Bioniclewiznch 10 місяців тому
Could easily save 10+ seconds in ocarina of time by just going back inside Link's house after talking to Saria! Link has his own pot that just doesn't spawn during the intro I guess, probably to hide it from you.
@ninteney9777
@ninteney9777 10 місяців тому
Was thinking the same thing
@TeamNinjaCats
@TeamNinjaCats 10 місяців тому
After the intro in Link's house is the only time in normal gameplay that you're left in control on an alternate scene setup (which are normally reserved for minigames and cutscenes). You can tell it's happening also because your C buttons aren't dimmed, and actually all C items would be usable if only you had any to equip. If you immediately did a savewarp, you could skip talking to Saria, but it wouldn't be faster.
@PhoenixDening-cz5wd
@PhoenixDening-cz5wd 4 місяці тому
Or not leaving his house at all
@Iffondrel
@Iffondrel 10 місяців тому
Love the 10/10 split between "games that take several minutes to a half hour to break pots" vs "I found this pot within seconds." It's very satisfying.
@romano-britishmedli7407
@romano-britishmedli7407 4 місяці тому
I'd personally put MM and BotW in their own category. You don't have to do too much, just play some minutes of the intro. Not comparable imo to actually beating fucking dungeons. So I'd go: 1 to 10 -- 11 to 12 -- 13 to 18 (I guess LoZ and AoL don't really count).
@broncos435
@broncos435 2 місяці тому
especially on the portable side lmao. it's like they got to the DS era and were like, "max speed motherfuckers"
@79bigcat
@79bigcat 10 місяців тому
Fun Fact: the BoTW Guardians were based on a particular kind of pottery. They try to speedrun how long it takes to break players. The series gave them their revenge.
@BJGvideos
@BJGvideos 10 місяців тому
Jōmon era pottery, some of the oldest pottery in known history. The Elder Pots have come for their revenge
@PhoenixDening-cz5wd
@PhoenixDening-cz5wd 4 місяці тому
Hah thats funny now do every type of pot theirs multiple in the newer games
@zavodila9279
@zavodila9279 2 місяці тому
Legend of Zelda: The Pot's Revenge
@rjai5003
@rjai5003 10 місяців тому
I like how Link’s Awakening Link can apparently drag a chain chomp around, but lifting a pot is too much for him
@catriamflockentanz
@catriamflockentanz 10 місяців тому
Maybe Comet (or whatever his name is in your language/version. Why was the name of a Chainchomp of all things something that needed to change?) is just very well behaved?
@Mimi.1001
@Mimi.1001 10 місяців тому
To be fair, these pots are somehow completely impervious to sword slashes. These aren't your standard boring old Hyrulean pots which break by any means (like spontaneous combustion).
@MLennholm
@MLennholm 9 місяців тому
He's got good footing and strong hips but weak thighs and a bad back.
@HungryWarden
@HungryWarden 8 місяців тому
@rjai5003 in the remake, the chain chomp cooperates a little bit more.
@izzybellyyy
@izzybellyyy 10 місяців тому
mario has his mushrooms popeye has his spinach link has a croissant
@RoAgVa
@RoAgVa 10 місяців тому
quasó
@buildermonkey2229
@buildermonkey2229 10 місяців тому
It's not even _his_ croissant
@user-pv2fz6wm2g
@user-pv2fz6wm2g 10 місяців тому
quasó
@Bempus
@Bempus 10 місяців тому
@@buildermonkey2229 It's not Mario's mushrooms either...
@superduck2448
@superduck2448 10 місяців тому
quasó
@Koopai386
@Koopai386 10 місяців тому
Link has evolved from needing magic bracelets just to break pots, to literally carrying over 10 tons of weight
@Eddy-xc4ni
@Eddy-xc4ni 10 місяців тому
Now I need a video explaining the maths of how much weight link in totk can hold compared to minecraft steve with his golden apples Link can hold 999 golden apples 999 regular apples and a crap ton of other things and steve holds A bunch of 64 stacks of golden apples (Idk exact number of inventory slots)
@0ikess
@0ikess 10 місяців тому
@@Eddy-xc4ni i mean for steve using gold blocks make more sense then just an apple for his strenght
@Eddy-xc4ni
@Eddy-xc4ni 10 місяців тому
@@0ikess enchanted golden apples are made with an apple surrounded by 8 gold blocks So it's alot more gold if you use gold apples I saw a video a long time ago where someone did Steve's strength I don't remember who did it tho and they used those
@Toast_94
@Toast_94 10 місяців тому
I mean, according to BOTW link weighs about the same as 9 apples.
@0ikess
@0ikess 10 місяців тому
@@Eddy-xc4ni i mean that was in the past its not craftable anymore
@WTheW564
@WTheW564 10 місяців тому
Before I watched the video I thought breaking a pot in each game would be quick, but then, when you mentioned Link's Awakening, I remembered the hours of frustration I went through before finally being able to pick up a pot after collecting the item in the SECOND DUNGEON. Actually, I was surprised how long breaking a pot took in many of the games.
@M.cmoters
@M.cmoters 10 місяців тому
I didn't know plots were invented in 1990. They were invented ages ago
@keiyakins
@keiyakins 10 місяців тому
Re pots in Clock Town: There are pots in the sewer, at the Observatory, and on top of the Clock Tower. If memory serves, there are also pots in the secret back room of the swordsman's school. All of those take longer to access, though.
@renatraqo1170
@renatraqo1170 10 місяців тому
Twilight princess could of been done faster as there's a pot behind beaus house
@Rebateman
@Rebateman 8 місяців тому
We need to see how all of these Zelda challenges would be on Link's Crossbow Training.
@realGeorgelucas18563
@realGeorgelucas18563 10 місяців тому
You totally smoked those pots, dude!
@HarleyMaebry
@HarleyMaebry 10 місяців тому
You know, the 2D Octoroks are vaguely pot-shaped. You could have broken those…
@justanotherweirdhumanbeing6862
@justanotherweirdhumanbeing6862 10 місяців тому
I remember suggesting this under one of your previous videos. I can't even begin to describe how happy it made me to finally see this ^^
@caitlynmcmunn
@caitlynmcmunn 10 місяців тому
Your personality is really what makes these videos. I wouldn’t watch just anyone break pots in every Zelda game
@zarfen
@zarfen 10 місяців тому
The pot breaking sound triggers nostalgia like crazy!
@Azurious
@Azurious 10 місяців тому
I wonder how fast you can commit murder / kill an enemy in every legend of zelda game
@HeyitsEkim
@HeyitsEkim 10 місяців тому
you dont need to leave links house in Oot. just immediately save and reload after intro cutscene and a pot magically appears in there
@odamorales2619
@odamorales2619 10 місяців тому
I like breaking pots too and I’m not talking about Zelda
@Mothuzad
@Mothuzad 10 місяців тому
Link's Awakening, Level 2 is actually shaped like a big pot, thus taunting you even more than you realized
@judebox9438
@judebox9438 10 місяців тому
After years of rehab. Link still falls back to his old ways.
@jamessnedeker4799
@jamessnedeker4799 10 місяців тому
A little bit of unknown lore - pots were invented during the filming of the 1990 movie Ghost. Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze's ghost were just messing around with some clay and accidentally created a pot. Not too long after that, Shigeru Miyamoto made a business trip to the Nintendo of America headquarters. He was racking his mind for some hook for the next Legend of Zelda game to be released for the Super Famicom. On a late night flight back to Japan, he ended up seeing the inflight movie Ghost and had the inspiration that would shape Zelda games for years to come.
@zakuraiyadesu
@zakuraiyadesu 10 місяців тому
Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!
@Howlflame
@Howlflame 10 місяців тому
I want this to be a run in GDQ. Just some madman frantically swapping out games and consoles while nattering on about pots.
@JerryFlowersIII
@JerryFlowersIII 10 місяців тому
I don't know why I keep watching these. I don't know what I'm getting out of them. And I don't plan to stop.
@catriamflockentanz
@catriamflockentanz 10 місяців тому
0:49 j0rts: "No pots? Fine, I will settle with breaking _spinal cords_ instead." Who knew that the invention of the pot saved the world from a mass murderer. -At least as long as he never finds Paella on Razen...-
@re_4merchant
@re_4merchant 10 місяців тому
Technically for skyward sword theres plant pots in links room that you can break. They just don’t give you rupees
@ChristyTina22
@ChristyTina22 10 місяців тому
Majora's Mask has 3 pots at the base of the astral observitory, each with 5 rupees. Probably faster your way. I like to spend any extra time on my 1st 3 day cycle filling my wallet from these by leaving through the moon tear door, re entering, then repeat, then running to the bank when full. I usually get about 1,000 rupees deposited before the night of the 3rd day.
@WilliumBobCole
@WilliumBobCole 10 місяців тому
Okay but how fast can you break *every* pot in every zelda game?
@stegomasaurus6737
@stegomasaurus6737 10 місяців тому
Contribute to the Economy in every Zelda game. (Buy something.)
@xxAmi15
@xxAmi15 10 місяців тому
Is the power croissant available in different colours? I want one for every outfit.
@JJ_R
@JJ_R 10 місяців тому
Still watching the video, but Link’s Awakening was blue, while Oracle of Ages/Season’s was brown/orange.
@xxAmi15
@xxAmi15 10 місяців тому
@@JJ_R Yeah, I discovered that after the comment too! But my wardrobe sadly goes beyond blue and brown 😔 let’s hope some hylian salesperson has a power bracelet collection somewhere
@ZipplyZane
@ZipplyZane 10 місяців тому
Are the L-1 and L-2 croissants in different colors?
@catriamflockentanz
@catriamflockentanz 10 місяців тому
Maybe you can find a wider selection of colors in Monster Hunter Double Croissant?
@Ryguy6749.
@Ryguy6749. 10 місяців тому
Jorts has the weirdest obsessions in video games.
@Koopai386
@Koopai386 10 місяців тому
Next episode idea. How fast can you touch rocks in every zelda game
@madeleineevelinaguekguezia550
@madeleineevelinaguekguezia550 10 місяців тому
Good idea - I think posting “Go kick rocks!” would be do the trick 😹
@judedrake8643
@judedrake8643 10 місяців тому
Thank god someone finally covered this, for years I’ve been trying to find the true answer to this question! Fr tho great vid 👍
@wolfcl0ck
@wolfcl0ck 10 місяців тому
Good video. Straight to the point with its claim. Pots successfully broken.
@dreadpiraterobin8379
@dreadpiraterobin8379 9 місяців тому
Aw link's pop pop smooching him was cute.
@Th3BlackLotus
@Th3BlackLotus 10 місяців тому
Now you have all those pots. Now how long can it take you to get high? 2d games, how long till you can get to the top of the FULL world map, and 3d games, how long until you can get to the highest point in the game?
@User91894
@User91894 7 місяців тому
As a true Zelda fan, hell yes this video needed to be made.
@genericineverything7619
@genericineverything7619 10 місяців тому
You skipped link's crossbow training Am dissapoint
@FireFoxie1345
@FireFoxie1345 7 місяців тому
For Twilight Princess, you tried opening the ONLY locked door in the village.
@Alex-95-Gaming
@Alex-95-Gaming 10 місяців тому
2:00 Okay, but how did you pull off a flip like that lol
@loganhall3477
@loganhall3477 10 місяців тому
I have no idea why I like these videos. I just have the dumbest smile on my face the whole way thru
@Kevbo2040
@Kevbo2040 10 місяців тому
This is *science* people!
@slenderMax28
@slenderMax28 9 місяців тому
I eagerly await the grandpa kiss in every video
@skarloey1214
@skarloey1214 10 місяців тому
0:09 then i think you would love Dragon Quest
@nicksh1990
@nicksh1990 2 місяці тому
This is an amazing video, and I'm honestly so happy you used the Gamecube Twilight Princess because it has so much more soul in it than the flipped versions!
@CassiusStelar
@CassiusStelar 2 місяці тому
Is this a running gag I'm not privy to?
@nicksh1990
@nicksh1990 2 місяці тому
​@CassiusStelar no? I'm not sure what you mean. The Gamecube version retains Link's left-handedness, but subsequent releases (Wii, HD remake) made him right-handed, owing to using motion controls, and most people being right-handed. For me, personally, having played all three versions, the Gamecube version feels the most charming. Something was lost when they flipped it. I don't know how to explain it other than, it lost some of its soul. Most videos showing TP use the Wii or HD versions, so it's nice to see the Gamecube version.
@CassiusStelar
@CassiusStelar 2 місяці тому
@@nicksh1990 it's the same game mirrored across the X axis dude, what the fuck are you on about?
@nicksh1990
@nicksh1990 2 місяці тому
@@CassiusStelar no need to be quite so rude. You asked a question, I answered. I understand how they flipped it, it's just that, to me, the Gamecube version has always felt much better.
@kokirikid6130
@kokirikid6130 10 місяців тому
I'm pretty sure there is a pot inside your room in OOT so it should be faster.
@m2pt5
@m2pt5 10 місяців тому
How fast can you touch a rupee in every Zelda game? (Or touch a coin in every Mario game?) Rupees in chests and coins in blocks shouldn't count.
@voltron77
@voltron77 10 місяців тому
Link’s awakening is so amazing!
@NintendoSCFAN
@NintendoSCFAN 10 місяців тому
Alright, this is the type of stupid fun videos I like. Thanks, YT recommended!
@tinyetoile5503
@tinyetoile5503 Місяць тому
One especially notable thing about the pots in Link to the Past is that they're stronger weapons than the master sword. Most enemies will go down in one hit if you huck a pot at their head.
@Andrew.Mac0007
@Andrew.Mac0007 10 місяців тому
I want to see how fast can you die/game over in every Zelda game
@QuadsMid
@QuadsMid 10 місяців тому
Jorts, the *pregna lady* doesn’t need to be waited for cause stepping the platform skips her walking
@YOM2_UB
@YOM2_UB 3 місяці тому
Off the top of my head, the only other pots I can think of in Clock Town are in the sewers/Bomber's Hideout and observatory, and the required hide-and-seek and/or brute force finding 1 of 120 possible passcodes is definitely slower than the Trading Post pot.
@Pumpernikkle
@Pumpernikkle 10 місяців тому
mmmmm croissant
@tylerfortin3239
@tylerfortin3239 2 місяці тому
This video was gold every second
@daedriccheddar4639
@daedriccheddar4639 2 місяці тому
In Ocarina of Time, you can gets faster time if you exit Link's house and walk back in. For some reason, the pot in his house only spawns after you reload the map after the opening cutscene.
@madeleineevelinaguekguezia550
@madeleineevelinaguekguezia550 10 місяців тому
Fun fact! There were a few years there when Chain Chomp was in more Zelda games than Mario games -intro’d in Mario 3, don’t reappear till Yoshi’s Island; in LttP and Link’s Awakening :) Wow! The past!
@memoryleaked
@memoryleaked 10 місяців тому
I misread this title as being "How fast can you break _every_ pot in every Zelda game?" One, that is a hell of a feat. Two, how would you know you are done? I imagine data mining and meticulous tracking.
@BlueBoiYT
@BlueBoiYT 3 місяці тому
Power croissant lives forever!
@sodaft1
@sodaft1 10 місяців тому
Huge time save in oot, you can just reenter links horseman and there will be one
@chadgorosaurus4898
@chadgorosaurus4898 9 місяців тому
"now we can finally start smashing" Try not to make a joke: *impossible*
@superawesomeguySAG
@superawesomeguySAG 10 місяців тому
Now touch fire in every Zelda game 🔥
@RondoOfBloodX
@RondoOfBloodX 10 місяців тому
5:03 I’ve played WW for years and never knew about this.
@elenamukhina4545
@elenamukhina4545 9 місяців тому
You break it, you buy it!
@brassykibbles
@brassykibbles 10 місяців тому
in twilight princess theres a pot behind mayor bo's house as well as inside jaggles house
@AeromIsMe
@AeromIsMe 10 місяців тому
7:50 the air after 9 months:🤰🤰🤰
@MugiwarasNakama
@MugiwarasNakama 2 місяці тому
Your OOT can be faster as all you have to do is re-enter links house after leaving it following the opening cs to spawn the one in his room.
@agamersinsanity
@agamersinsanity 10 місяців тому
Power Croissant xD
@Luaces_
@Luaces_ Місяць тому
I think this should be a speedrun category
@tabitha3861
@tabitha3861 10 місяців тому
4:55 why have I never realized you could break the pot lady's pot on outset island, I thought she was just doomed to carry that thing forever
@michaelwells529
@michaelwells529 10 місяців тому
What was going on with the purple border on your map in twilight princess? Great Video!
@syrelian
@syrelian 10 місяців тому
Probably an emulation error
@TheDarkFable
@TheDarkFable 10 місяців тому
8:12 so fun fact there are pots behind the building in the pit there. Could've cut a few seconds off BotW time
@NANDACELOSEBIEL
@NANDACELOSEBIEL 10 місяців тому
"This is for embarrassing me in front of Zelda" 💀
@adrvisona
@adrvisona 10 місяців тому
I love your videos.
@user-xo5wd6sg5z
@user-xo5wd6sg5z 2 місяці тому
"without saying a word.." in TWW, throwing a pot has Link call it a ho.
@FireAssassin06
@FireAssassin06 10 місяців тому
I subbed for the poor innocents who were jumped by the pots
@connorgavin9184
@connorgavin9184 9 місяців тому
Theres an entire room of pots in majoras mask i think
@JosephShemelewski
@JosephShemelewski 10 місяців тому
Pots of the kingdom
@whatanerd7628
@whatanerd7628 10 місяців тому
I can relate to this. I too like pot and smashing :)
@fnln3011
@fnln3011 4 місяці тому
Link went on to serve life in prison for several pot related murders
@roland.w
@roland.w Місяць тому
The only other pot I can remember in Majora's mask are the ones I the Astral Observatory, but the one in the trading post is faster.
@danielribeiro1433
@danielribeiro1433 10 місяців тому
im pretty sure you can do it fasted tha that in teilight princess. you can enter the watermill house and there are some pots
@ItsMe_Victor
@ItsMe_Victor 10 місяців тому
How fast can you break every pot in a zelda game.
@diegolamanya345
@diegolamanya345 7 місяців тому
you have to travel in time and through alternate dimensions to break a pot
@seasins660
@seasins660 10 місяців тому
Next Video: How fast can you do a glitch in every Zelda game? What kind of glitch doesnr matter
@ls190v2
@ls190v2 Місяць тому
The Cyber World's Queen would squish you with her huge mech.
@gamewizard2008
@gamewizard2008 10 місяців тому
6:20 And you happen to choose the house that never opens. I'M SO CURIOUS WHAT'S IN THERE!! 6:35 Hawk.
@jamesj738_
@jamesj738_ 10 місяців тому
In Twilight Princess there are pots in the starting area by the grass next to the house
@yoshidababies4222
@yoshidababies4222 10 місяців тому
Power croissant, cannot unlearn. Also TIL there are no pots in Zelda I+II
@hyun-shik7327
@hyun-shik7327 10 місяців тому
I did not expect the slowest to be a 2D game.
@MeleePoke
@MeleePoke Місяць тому
Disclaimer: No Pots Were Broken during the making of this video
@kingofsushi4822
@kingofsushi4822 10 місяців тому
cool video but what about the CD-i games and Link’s Crossbow Training
@MasterOtto6
@MasterOtto6 9 місяців тому
"Okay now we can finally start smashing with link to the past" 🤨
@gameygeemer4142
@gameygeemer4142 4 місяці тому
Immediate guess that TotK will be the longest, ALTTP the fastest Post watch wrap: I completely forgot there were pots on the great sky island
@vancethesnekdad5987
@vancethesnekdad5987 2 місяці тому
I read the title as 'how fast can you break every pot in a Zelda game' at first and was like "damn thatd take awhile!" only to realize you were being much more sensible LMAO