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This is how I watch a horror movie without watching a horror movie

Movie character is born Cinema Summary: he has no idea he just made the biggest mistake of his life

I never understood why the hitchhiker couldnt just say, "There is a serial killer and his crazy family the way you're headed" instead of just mumbling some vague words

"the blood on her thighs, and her difficulty walking, were clues she was carrying a gun" mate what

These movies can simply be prevented if people just stayed in their houses

woman: “turn back!” people: “ok” *movie credits*

honestly, i find it brave that she saved the baby. not only did she save the baby's life, but she saved the lives of future visitors incase the son grows up just as messed up

At 9:15 there’s another problem with the gun, and it’s the fact that the weapon should be considered evidence and carefully bagged. He puts it in his boot which tells you he either isn’t a sheriff or isn’t planning on investigating (extremely sketchy).

"She's now gonna have to find a new boyfriend to propose to her" LMAOO What an ending

step one to survive any horror situation: behave sociopathicly and use every other person to their fullest distraction capability

15:28 you're right regarding this. However, Lee Ermey (the actor who played the sherrif) was an ex-staff sergeant in the marines so regardless of appearance he could probably kick somebodies ass who isn't a semi-decent fighter/brawler. I know its irrelevant for the character he's playing but it's just a point out to always be cautious as you don't know who you're dealing with.

I need to know what brand of chainsaw he uses. I can’t get mine started with 14 pulls but his starts every single time and doesn’t get jammed up EVER!

I want you to to write a horror movie where the protagonist does everything right, no matter how cold hearted it might seem for the others

Me: ~Shuts door a little bit too loud after an argument with mother~ Cinema Summary: *_And that was his greatest mistake._*

the fact that none of this would have happened if they just drove the other way with the woman or kept on driving past her annoys me because they literally would have easily survived.

Fun fact: Leatherface’s name changes so many times in the series. He has been named Bubba Sawyer Jr in the first movie, then it changed to Thomas Lawrence, John Hayne, and Thomas Hewitt. Also, the location of the movies changed in multiple movies. It first took place in Granger, Moreno county, TX (which isn’t real), but this changes to Fuller, TX (which does exist)

Two ways to beat this movie 1-don’t leave your house 2-start recording cause the camera person never dies

this movie scarred me as a child, the way you break it down makes it so... chill compared to my memories.

How to beat leather face: Never ever drive to Texas

This movie is why I don’t stop in small towns like that. I’m from Texas I go thru them all the time. Even tho it’s usually nice friendly people in those towns, I’m not taking any chances lol

How to beat leather face: 1. Do not do anything other horror protagonist does and they already fail

I always find it funny that practically all horror movie situations could be avoided if the characters just went back where they were coming from

Anyone notice that the hitchhiker was walking towards the way she was claiming "the wrong way" 😂

I love how you don’t actually refer to him as Leatherface because the movie never refers to him as such, that’s really great attention to detail!

How to get out alive in any horror scenario Step 1: have not so dumb friends and family Step 2: Think the opposite of what a horror movie protagonist would think. Step 3: binge watch this guy

Who else got addicted when they randomly watched Cinema Summary

You also should cover the original The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) and the sequel The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1983 I think). I really would like to know how if it was possible to survive with the og Sawyers, not only the off-spin ones. Otherwise, great video and funny commentary ! Keep going !

This is one of those horror movies where you say to yourself “Oh-that can really happen”. It’s why it’s one of my favorite horror movies.

Imagine being in a zombie apocalypse with cinema summary, in a tight situation and he just pauses time and be like "okay" you know he's about to save lives

Imagine if you went through this and you see a car, you want to get help and get away but cinima summary pulls up and analyses you only to drive away without you

"Every minute in this town is minute closer to death." Ah yes, people die at the end of their lives.

You’re telling me, Leatherface wouldn’t have been an issue for them if Andy had just kicked him in the balls 🙂

Plot twist: The masked man is in fact a sales representative for the chainsaw company wanting to show them the amazing capabilities of that tool.

I like how at the end she's just like the lady they picked up. How she had that blank expression, and the fact she didn't want to go back into the town. It shows the lady probably went through what she was experiencing. Nice.

I stumbled across these videos and can’t stop watching.

“Escaping with her life, she is now going to have to find a new boy friend to propose to her” 🤣 Yes, because that’s what’s important

“Shes gunna have to find a new boyfriend to propose to her” ... definitely wasn’t expecting that ending 😂

Girls: *Decide to help a seemingly traumatised woman on the isolated road* Cinema Summary: This was the biggest mistake of their lives.

These videos are great! Even if they did not pick up the hitchhiker I still think they would have ended up being harassed by that crazy cop at some point. This is one of the better horror remakes I remember feeling stressed out throughout the movie and even though Id seen the original several times this kept me on the edge of my seat. This is a great video pointed out somethings I did not pick up on,

I can't wait the Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 version of this!!!

It’s also made all the more sad because obviously the boyfriend was going to propose to her but she was also strongly hinted at as being pregnant. In the conversation among the group before the hitchhiker shows up they offer her beer and pot and she refused stating she’s nauseous, they ask if she’s doing ok because she’s nauseous, she says she is fine, they ask if it’s something she ate or drank, one of the others points out she barely ate anything and only drank bottled water on their trip. All of this strongly points to her knowing she’s pregnant and taking measures to protect the fetus growing inside her.

Your narration for the ending was perfect lmao

Bro is never dying 🙏

I do love the fact that even if someone survives Cinema Summary manages to make their true fate the most saddest thing possible.

Me learning something probably useful when I’m school: how lame Me learning about how to survive a killer that will likely never happen: *interesting*

Fun fact: Leatherface’s family are only called the Hewitt family in 2 movies, the rest of the time they’re the Sawyers

Omg this was uploaded a day before my birthday! Thanks for uploading on my birthday eve lol

"your in a town were no one can be trusted" me: "your in Texas"

How to survive literally everything 1. Be the cameraman 2. Be friends with cinema summary and nerd explains and wow such gaming and prove your worth 3. Turn on creative mode just incase 4. Make sure you have command mode 5. Bring the infinity gunlet and a teleporter gun

"every second in this town is a minute closer to death" Second = Minutes He s the time lord

i love these videos keep it up

"You're trapped in a town where no one can be trusted and hunted by a serial villain with a chainsaw. There's nowhere you can hide, there's no one around to save you, and if you're caught you'll be turned alive into a mask. What do you do? " me: *leaves the town as fast as i possibly can*

Fun fact: Gunnar Hansen, the guy who played leatherface, frequently found himself having to slow way down while running after the other cast members because, even though he was carrying a real chainsaw and wearing giant boots with a leather face mask, he was running much faster than everyone else. Edit: This was in the original 1974 movie, not the specific remake addressed in this video. Sorry for any confusion.

Everytime you hear Cinema Summary say “okay”, is a step closer to your doom.

One of the best UKposts channels 😆

This dude is literally my favorite yt channel

"how did you survive that serial killer??" "I recognized the horror movie tropes instantly and shot all my friends in the leg and left them behind as a distraction for the killer while i escaped. it was hard, but i had to do it to survive"

I like how her only thought at the end was to “find a new boyfriend to propose to her”

22:04 ironically that truck driver just picked up another hitchhiker who went through a terrible experience just like at the start of the movie

Just liked and subscribed loving your content atm I would also add that the Morgan character could have had a chance at escaping when kidnapped by the sheriff. He has the advantage to get him in a choke hold while in the back seat..instead he just sat there making small talk about a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert

“If you see someone walking down the road in the middle of nowhere it’s because something bad happened”

Horror characters: doesn't want to die. Also Horror characters: screams and reveals their location

"every second stuck in this town, is a minute closer to your death" mafs

When he was talking about fracturing the chainsaw dudes elbow, I felt that. And I never broke a bone before

Imagine driving and you hear “These people are driving straight to their deaths”

*me wondering how the girls couldn't notice the 6''5 man who definitely weighs hundreds of pounds, could somehow CLIMB on TOP of a freaking vann while holding a chainsaw in one hand

Man this guy’s standard’s for morals and clear thinking are absurd. Bro is not a friend I would trust with my life

Keeping a grip onto the situation no matter what type of situation it is might and can be the best option instead of panicking and letting fear takeover which will lead into making stupid decisions but Ig not everyone can do that

bruh its funny how the boyfriend TOLD erin that they should leave but she didn't want to. HE should've been the only survivor smh😒😒

Person: *exists* Cinema Summary: *that was his biggest mistake, his parents should’ve already prepared him or the apocalypse

I watch u cause your content is good

15:25 "overweight, weak, and with no upper body strength"? Sir, I believe you're underestimating how badass R. Lee Ermey was.

Really like the new hairstyle (or am I crazy)

Pro tip: Always bring Pallets, Loop the Killer around, ready to have an infinite amount of Stamina, have a Flashlight so you can use to Blind him

This video was interning to watch👍

Saving the baby was such a power move Also bubbas been casting people on meat hooks long before he was taken by the fog

I'd like to see him analyze a movie in real time just to see how he'd plan with no knowledge of what's to come

So am I the only one who is sad for the fact that the boyfriend died with the engagement ring? The reason why he was going with whatever the girlfriend was saying was because it can have a higher possibilty that she will say yes :

Idk why I love this franchise so much

6:12 my aunt has doll heads on the fences leading to her house. She isn’t crazy, but she wants solicitors and door-to-door salesmen to think she is, so they’ll leave her alone

the scariest part was when erin started acting like the girl at the start. Just tells us what that woman went through

Great video! But just so you know, the man playing the sheriff was a Marine in real life. (I use the word "was" because of his unfortunate passing a few years ago). I wouldn't try that guy in hand to hand combat lol

Damn you turning a horror movie into and action imaginary situation where I'm surviving using ur tips

Cinema summary: Kick him in the nuts Every man in a 5,000 mile radius: -.-

everybody gangsta until cinema summary focuses on his own survival than others

I love the background music

I never noticed the little detail of the gun fitting in his empty holster

I usually watch his videos while eating lunch,feels like I'm watching a movie summarized.

I just noticed how much inspiration Dead By Daylight got from this movie, with the hooks, and hiding in the lockers, that's pretty cool.

This guy is very good at reviewing. I can understand why there are so many subscribers.

"When every second stuck in this town is a minute closer to your death" Ok

*-“These people are driving straight to their deaths”* -WHAT?! *-“They’re traveling through Texas to-“* -Ah, say no more.

Cinema Summary, Dead Meat and Nerd Explains are just in a whole different level compare to other UKpostsrs

the ending was kinda satisfying

“Every second stuck in this town is another minute closer to death” *confused mathematician noises*

The Killer: Live in Texas CinemaSummary : _This was his first mistake people in Texas have a lot of guns_

Hey. At least in the movie. Bubba didn't camp the man on the hook.

Damn I never thought about the gun belonging to the sheriff cuz of the ankle holster. Great observations!! I would have been out of there so fast but also I'd probably die cuz I don't notice shit like that lol

I don't understand how Erin went from "I don't want to leave" to " let's put this pig in a locker to distract the killer"