noice

didn't undestood ?

@@nielsoconnel5136 In chess, bishops can only move diagonally.

@@bitequation314 Oh I didn't know it was called bishop in chess, and is "moving diagonally " a saying also ?

@@nielsoconnel5136 not really, but it's because I mentioned "moving up the ranks".

Made my day haha😂. Good luck next time

BurglaaR Tv Satire?

@@thewestwind_ don't bother with him

Odd Lebanatron Just poking fun

Aw the guy deleted his comment. Blast. 🤣

Legend

BASED

Oh yeah, I heard about this in the historic documentary Pope Fights.

big time misinformation

This is false, completely made up. He never retired, he died 5 years later. The main thing he did was changing the election. Basically he made rules like the cardinals can't leave the place of the election, among other rules. The pope makes the rules, so they can just retire anyway.

wait what

@@user-lo6uo1rj4s he's saying a kid in his school plagiarized this video for a project

@@jacksonsmith2955 plagiarism never fails to work expect for when it does

@@localhdmain6306 Amen 🙏🏻

@@localhdmain6306 plagiarism never fails to work expect for when it does

Thanks

@Topside I WAS GOING TO COMMENT THAT!

a grizzly bear has approved of this comment

Aren’t you a little young to be the pope?

Not at all @bruhmoment No age restrictions mentioned in video at least

Hahahahahahaha

He told you to wait for his death smh

This IS WAR!

@@niismo_ he did. He waited for the bullet to pass through his skull

@@Flarflenugen at least he waited efficiently

@Laasya yes, that's so brilliant of you.

*''YES!''*

Yesss XD

Mh yes the 0,000000000000001%

Niccolò argiolas lol

LMAO!

Good one

Gacha verse

xd

pope john paul 666

yes.

LMFAOOO

don't worry: the papacy is house of cards anyway so you could probably easily infiltrate it. Can't destroy the Orthodox Church though

With caution

@@0hhtecMusicianTheNotecianHero wrong indication. The orthodox has now been against each other. Easier to infiltrate them.

You picked the wrong select in the menu, gotta reset your game and pick Catholic to continue

You must have been new here

Indeed,my freind indeed

I guess 15 million people are my enemy

Eliminate them

I'm not even catholic or a man and I want to be pope.

@@Privacymode well you already fail

@kou shik • 9K Views these musics aren't copyrighted, but ok

@kou shik • 9K Views ever heard of public domain? no?

The music is in the public domain, yes, but any recording of it is covered by a separate copyright.

@@beeble2003 And there's plenty of public domain recordings of public domain sacred music.

Well, there's something italian about it !

joycourier 🤣

Bro that's the same thing

@Alejandro Márquez A phedora?

Hey you got the money wil low expenses

congratulations! Enjoy your new job!

I'm sure it's not one the Cardinals would tell you

@@cjth3beast265 lmaaaooo I died here

@@nexusanphans3813 Take a seat, young bishop.

No He didn't say this It must be Pope then a Saint name And I have s book with all the saints so gl!

2:53 Just look ar left corner...

Please fix this dumpster fire

Instructions unclear; became the Emperor of the Galactic Empire

@@pickleism253 I am the senate

We do need better qaulifications for President of the United States. Here are my recommendations: 1) MUST BE AT LEAST 21 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. AGE LIMIT WILL BE 70 YEARS OLD. 2) YOU MUST HAVE A MASTERS IN POLITICAL SCIENCE OR A MASTERS DEGREE IN LAW. 3) YOU CANNOT BE A FELON OR HAVE BEEN UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR ANY FELONY. 4) YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY NARCOTICS OR TRACES OF NARCOTICS IN YOUR SYSTEM. 5) YOU CANNOT BE SENILE, INCOMPETENT OR INSANE. 6) YOU MUST BE A BORN ON US SOIL AMERICAN CITIZEN AND COMPLETELY LOYAL TO THE COUNTRY. 7) YOU CANNOT HAVE ACCEPTED MONEY FROM FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS OR BUSINESSES. 8) YOU HAVE TO BE 100% FOR THE CONSTITUTION AND BILL OF RIGHTS. This list would Disqaulify most the the idiots who seek High Office but in return we'll get a pool of candidates who can actually be trusted!!!

If you like my list, please give it a "thumbs up" 👍 and rate + comment! Let's keep criminals OUT of our Government!!!

imagine this happening for real XD

69 likes

NUB it could happen because memes are taking over the planet

XxLittleKidDestroyer69xX The First.

The fuck, 89 likes. Now my previous comment makes no sense.

Wishing your fam luck on becoming the next pope

Woah. That's cool

Make sure he becomes a pope so you can tell us what secret lies in the Vatican

Keep updating us

@@veeer2255 yess

Me, an athiest gay woman

@@Natalie-101 it's lesbian

@@arunmishra4311 yes, that's another way to say it, but I said "gay woman" to specifically highlight that if I was either of those things, I still couldn't do it. And I can call myself whatever I want lol but in this case it was a comedic choice

Ha

Cause its hard to be an caliph seriously there are so many faction now

The current pope is still alive

@@zombiegeddon4254 The one that resigned dropped dead

@@somedude5422 yeha i know that’s basically what I was sayin

Lol

And at the prayer he uses it

Hes our inside man

peak comedy

Yes

I got that ad for this very video. I was very confused :)

@@adhityachandra4543 So wait for the video "How to Become Imam" ;-)

Guilherme Sartorato lmao I wish

@@guilhermesartorato93 What are you doing here bro 😂😂

@@guilhermesartorato93 Greetings from a christian brother ✝️❤️

Dude you seriously need to clean house.

gg

U, sir, are at a new level of humor

@GamingMaster _09 that would be even worse

gg dud ._.

Pope Francis: *yes*

@@yeetusfeetus713 Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and therefore Each-One's-own-Matter, but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'... At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels does suggest that.

@@loturzelrestaurant dude I am just making a joke

Darth Vader is now interested becoming a pope now?

Who?

The Simpsons is dead

@@moltenlava9816 nobody cares

@@moltenlava9816 Roblox is dead

@@moltenlava9816 who asked ? On my way rn Ok so nobody asked

You mean... you and the little boys?

Don’t worry it’ll collapse again

There are no accidents

We all make mistakes in the heart of passion Jimbo.

but i can only work part time as pope... am i still good

Our ussr

No differences between these 2 groups.

@@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 I mean of one of them doesn't exactly engage in the same number of illegal activities or else I would really pity the mob

Well I know that Mafia economy mostly trading illegal in drugs but what is the Vatican economy.. what are they trading .??..🤔....☮️🖖

@@klytouch5285 They get sent money by believers I think. Or maybe they sell their services but given how usually churches give money instead of receiving it, I doubt it

@@kurozumi9834 yes, a percent of tithes go to the Vatican, but perhaps even more income is from the interest on wealth collected from over a thousand years. No one knows for sure how wealthy the Vatican is, but it’s likely north of 15 billion dollars worth. It’s not clear what percent of that is interest bearing investments though.

Thats if you like reality tv in the first place

Cardinal McCarrick was pretty high up before he got defrocked. Was basically Kevin Spacey IRL.

Fun fact that is called an antipope, there were some of those in history but only like 5

You're talking about reality 😉

That’s just the plot of Angels and Demons, the Dan Brown novel/movie

AffanDede sa

as

It has never worked tho

There is no shortcut to become hokage

@James not really that strange considering swiss made excellent mercenaries and the swiss guard just sort of stayed on.

Ikr lmao

LMAOOOOO

it sounds like a modded terraria weapon

@@jsgv7935 yo wanna play terraria?

@@970A sure what's yo discord

and then he sacrificed the BISHOP! -Levy Rozman

@@Jesusisgodamen11 cuz it’s interesting

@@Jesusisgodamen11 I really like learning about other religion,beliefs and thoughts,I believe we can listen and read to learn

@@literally_a_neck yeah if everyone just hears eachother out people can come to an understanding and generally be more educated

@@user-bs2vb2sr5w yeah I can't imagine how amazing every society would be if it just had more listening between people

@@user-bs2vb2sr5w instead of just empty judgments that we encounter everyday

His videos are that high quality

@@frut_jooos fax

Consistent youtuber, a rare commodity

yes, his videos never age

shit this comment is 7 months old rn, Illuminatti confirmed, beware of the church

Maybe a 12 year old is watching it, and in 60years he will be the pope. And cime back to this comment to laugh at you

@Deep Moticons There is a chance that one of the 14million people who watched this will become pope.

Plot twist Pope Francis watched this video

@@davidreyes7445 he did look at the top comment

Plot twist: after this video was released one person who watched it became a priest

Underrated comment! But by that time, either your father will be very old or have died already due to old age.

@@mr.atheist8848 it was a joke

@@ranjitsharma5811 I know. I was just explaining the total decades of experience that will take to become Pope. Just look at this one: Pope Francis - 44 years (23 as a presbyter, 21 as a bishop) Pope Benedict XVI - 54 years (26 as a presbyter, 28 as a bishop) Pope John Paul II - 32 years (12 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop) Pope John Paul I - 43 years (23 as a presbyter, 20 as a bishop) Pope Paul VI - 43 years (34 as a presbyter, 9 as bishop) Pope John XXIII - 54 years (21 as a presbyter, 33 as a bishop) Your father will be long dead by the time you become pope and call him Son 🤣🤣🤣

@@mr.atheist8848 😐

@@mr.atheist8848 it is not unreasonable to assume that a 54 year old's father could be alive

Actually once, the top liked comment on this video was from some account named "Pope Francis" and it said "LMAO! Thanks fam. It worked"

@@hemanthbhaskar6964 i know

@@hemanthbhaskar6964 yeah thats the real pope

Not present one but the next pope would have followed this.

@@rperm834 sarcasm is a thing ya know?

Same

Anyone can become a Catholic, I mean, If your dream is becoming Pope, for some reason, you can always try

Same

@@dhv2852 If you become a catholic though, you can't become a member of the Royal Family in the UK.

@@user-ir6mk6me7t are u a royal family?

You need to be a human though

Would be possible. With 200 people and just 4 matches a day every 6 days. That is 24 matches a week, which would take some weeks. Throw in that people would start to complain because someone says the other cheated, and you have your months and as a record years

If i were pope i would make it an mma tounament because watching a bunch of old men slug it out would be amazing

@@moogcult6492 you got yourself entertainment from up their

listen to me dont listen to him

What abput chess without moving the bishop

Clever...

dead😂😂😂😂😂

fuck. Pope corn......fucking drinking water while reading that

+justAguyDs Don't drown bro/sis

how about pope tart

oh no xD

Too soon?

Ninja burnt it!! What are you talking about??

😂😂

ok

Me, a female athiest

im a female orthodox convert as well (:

@@Natalie-101 lol

@Daniel Sczebel same here

I'm female but catholic

Wife's Incontinentia

Pope Jesus Christ

YuRRdZAFF khheee

✋😌👌 best name

Pambansang Bayaw He ranks very highly in Rome

+Đivector Kyané xXXPuSSySLaYerXXx

The twitter account of the vatican has something like "Pontefix" in his name which here in italy sounds extremely douchy

+That One Person ERROR: This name has already been taken.

Pope Khorne!!!!

+beamerball666 how about xXx_Terminator__3000_xXx or xXx_god_of_war_xXx or xXx_Karatos_the_god_slayer_xXx (greek god slayer if u had played the game & dont take this seriously)

SpongeBob!

+James F eliminate only the impossible

or "Antidisestablishmentarianism sells sea shells by the sea shore and picked a pack of pickled peppers"?

Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.

No, the system makes this impossible to happen

I joined the Illuminazi

We are real you know?

@@Astral_YT lol me too

That works too

Uh, illuminati, I got the robot inquisition

Religion is arguably not a matter of Believe and therefore Each-One's-own-Matter, but actually more akin to a 'Problem of the Earth'... At least valid Questions and/or valid Criticism made by Atheist-Channels does suggest that.

For a brief interval.

@@GeorgeDCowley Up to 3 years sometimes kappa

Putin pigeon

Well yeah, they use cardinals instead.

Nop

And a scene from Dan Brown movie😂

Nope

On the right

Lmao I thought you meant the British royal guard

why does this feel like a life simulator game where the player just said f it and restarted the whole playthrough as a new pope?

He was a very poor and frugal hermit on a Mountain and they chose him.

gigachad

lmfao rofl

Good eye 🤣

Gotta clear that browser history of little boys

What the fuck do you use them eyes for

4:15 and one is using his cellphone lmao

Oh no

He really hiding his phone💀💀😂

Bot.o where

P

I'm not 100% sure, but I think that may be an Apostolic Nuncio

No I didn't even notice. Fits right in! 😂😂

This deserves more likes

Lol

We noticed. We always notice.

I assume you mean.imperial royal guard, not a praetorian guard

lmao

that would be blasphemy

raw trout Yup..

Lmao

How do we know you aren't the pope?

*4:15

I feel like that would be a gateway towards pride

@@jm6456 yup

@@jm6456 ~ Your Catholic lil sis

4:15 That guy on the right is using a phone during a prayer!

Nice

nice

nice

Nice

nice

sup

Kevin Pereira lol

Warrior 115 we don't

Warrior 115 we don't worship her, though, and even if we did, that would be poligamy, not idolatry

Warrior 115 not worshiping her?

lmao

I failed, I became king of Spain by accident

Fair enough i guess

Henry Stuart, Lord Darnley, King of Scots me when i accidentally become king of spain 🙄 🤦‍♂️

@@themanwiththeplan728 I've become a king by accident once or twice, but that was in Crusader Kings.

Mr Oof The WR is believed to be held by pope XII with a time of ≈18 years

Real life speedrun Pope%

Mr Oof glitchless?

Getty Images - I don't think it's possible to have such a good run in the current patch.

@@aa01blue38 The dark prophet of youtube has a chanel. Click me fo hear the dark wisdom. He is on earth now