You have helped me. Thank you so much

👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😎

👏 haha brill

thats freaking hilarous 😂😂how could u used that move to stop a children fighting

Yes ur an adult

Stolen but u changed the words

Trike Master dang how old is u ;-; I need you in my school when it starts there’s a fight everyday in my classroom

I tried that, and they beat me up! LOL

Lmao underrated comment for real bro

that's the American way for you:P

I want to apologize

@@thestompartist9733 gta npc are funny af ngl

@@thestompartist9733 LMAO THE GTA VID😂😂😂

that's exactly what I thought when I read the title and length of this video

My thought exactly.

Darn you! You took a form of my reply! LOL.

It was just a joke, ease up.

very cool

😂😂 bro this too relatable

Middle school kids: You know the rules and so do i

Not in quarantine mate

Fr

@@ashmax3228 K

Doppio I have to go back to school

You're in elementary school?

@@7rx49 I'm in college and beat the she out of them brats

@@bootboy710 okay then

Oh god

@@bootboy710 tf what did they do to you

Lmao I saw a screenshot of this from an fb page in a meme but I didn't expect to find the original lol

Hahahahha

He a little confused, but he got the spirit

9:40 actually

he meant he will end the fight in 2 seconds not the video

@@shukoorshukoor4381 shut up

First reply

I felt the shockwave!

Getting punched in the face is weird! If it hurts then you're still in the fight, but if you don't feel it, then you're probably unconscious😂😂😂

thats not the quote

Eminem found out the hard way

exactly. Find me ANYTHING that is effective in Aikido, and its part of the traditional jujutsu syllabus . Even then aikido guys will train it in such a choreographed way assuming they have a pause button that "freezes" attackers letting them do a sequence of techniques , that they aren't ever able to actually apply the technique .

LMAO

🤣🤣🤣 it's called the knife hand, but paper chop is a million times better! Imagine taking out a big burly behemoth mo fo in a millisecond and just waiting for them to wake up.... PAPER CHOP BEEYOCH!!!!

i think its actually called brachial stun

imagine actually trying this shit and getting slammed on your head

@@youdontunderstand4925 Ahahaha, and actually getting beat up even more because of cocky behaviour XD

good laugh this morning ty

Brilliant! And so true👍👍

Weldon Maddan 🥴

Then again he loves James Brown!?, 🤔, and you stalked for life...lol 😂

Weldon Maddan guys I tested can confirm

Practice them 100 times each on a bag-like surface, so you know it will work with confidence, and without even having to think it out. Then practice 100 more. Trust me.

To be fair ,no disrespect,against an angry young guy ,you are in deep trouble in a violent confrontation. If you are fortunate enough to live in America ,the state will allow you the right to carry a handgun. In Britain ,( where I currently live) , you are at the mercy of stronger men .

Pls dont try to Fight anyone cause you cant and will get your Ass besten 🥶

Archalias Crow This man wanna survive lol

correct

ur right man! Everyone gets beat up equally!

Archalias Crow LMAO I thought of this too

Im the greatest woman fighter. Like Chris Brown

really is this move that dangerous

@@chriskisting8879 he’s joking bud

@@chriskisting8879 but yes it is, if you hit your target correctly otherwise ur an just an idiot swinging your palm

🤣

R/Cursedcomments

WHAT ???? the guy was actually your teacher ??? school or martial arts ?

Damn

@@maxmayer4006 Probably martial arts but it’s really not my business anyway

Maybe you placed an randomly commend somewhere, im also lost here its like a maze! S.O.S

@@tylerturner7466 probably martial arts? She clearly said teacher not sensei

HOW?

@@bernardmoreno5731 One way is to confront people who bully folk that are unable to defend themselves.

@@johnweir1074 what do you if someone makes fun of you

@@maniconice5521 The same as the guy in the video.

Bernard Moreno Just punch someone randomly

Dam you must have fel life a bad ass

You must have felt like a BADASS dude!

Even 'is spewlling 'as an accent lol either that or was laughing at his own joke so much that he couldn't see through his tears to type proper.

damn you must've really fel life a badass

You must’ve felt like a badass.

Yeah

Aw man I was wondering why I couldnt defeat the boss battle with this technique in street fighter

😂

Its fr real life noobs

.

Hahaha ...

underrated lol8

🥴🥂Hey monks kick eachother in their daddy bags. *&٪

Yeeeaaaahhh ha!! True that

I tried kinda hard ish and idk if my aim was good but it dazed me for a half or full second I'm ngl 😹

Like me

@@MrTheman18 lol assbag

Werner T - Learn not to Telegraph your action... 99.9% of all fights start with the “requisite” pre-fight verbal “threats” of “keep talking and Ima blah blah blah” with hopes of not having to fight. As soon as I think I’m in for a fight and that chatter starts, the fight is over. Surprise, speed and overwhelming force to critical points on my opponents body. No such thing as a fair fight, no reason to talk about it don’t be afraid to strike first. If you can walk away without fighting, and be called a wimp, punk or whatever, so what, they are words, walk away from a conflict. I ain’t got nothing to prove to anyone. But if I’m put into a corner, so be it. I’m not in a boxing ring or on a playground in school where there are rules. One rule is the only rule, be the person to end the fight before the opponent gets the first strike in and take them out by whatever means necessary. That is what we are taught in the military.

@@Patriot_Drone_Services don't act like words don't hurt lol I'm sure u got upset over that many times

@@johnattincan4190 words don't hurt, but they sure can test the patience. Then the fact that you get annoyed starts making ya feel pissed off, if it gets so far as angry then personally I get REALLY pissed off and the instigator gets my undivided conditional patience to a finite point, if I can't talk reasonably with them, or walk away, well then that is a real bummer. Thankfully there's lots of good people out there, cause I think we have more without "misunderstandings" and the following "forced explanations"

Same

lmao same

@@Catbatday welcome back to another episode of where is the other copied comment

@@dawnryzen7285 ridiculously stupid jokes.

Poop

Very underrated reply 😂

dont tell me to be calm!!

No no, he's got a point. (Its a meme)

Yup sometimes you have to knock out that ugly shit head who doesn’t know how to fight that pulls hair like a bad fighter :)

@@neishastar4752 bruh stfu you got an anime profile picture

@@JohnFartblast that was rough dababy

@@axzein22 dababy

@@JohnFartblast among us imposter?

Any boxer will counter and knock you out on these stupid moves.

@@Dabo082 My "Motto is"...."EXPECT NO MERCY"......

Lol as as a 23 year veteran of U.S marine I bet you don't even engage in close combat much. All you Marines do is train your body. That karate chop? Even if you somehow hit me faster than me hitting you with a body shot, it'll need to be twice that you land the chop in order to knock me out. I won't ask for much but all I need is two body shots and one uppercut to take you down. Right hook, left hook, uppercut then either you'll be too dazed to fight or I'll lose but if I continue the fight then you are D O N E fucked.

@@ttchme9816 I had a photo assistant that killed a guy, at a supermarket that his wife and him were shopping. The perp grabbed his wifes ass even though my assistant was right there with her. When he turned around to confront the "A-HOLE", the guy got confrontational and went at him. My assistant blocked the guys thrusts and he "JUDY CHOPPED" the perp once...... the guy dropped dead on the spot.... turns out my assistant had "BROKEN THE GUYS NECK WITH THE CHOP". Oh by the way, my guy was not a "MARTIAL ARTIST, he just saw me practicing everyday in the studio, before we started the work day and I would show him what I was doing!! You don't have to be "BRUCE LEE" to take someone out...I guess he was lucky cause no charges were brought against him....

I am off out now to try them on an unsuspecting public! 😂😂😂

You don't even need steel toed shoes. A pair of Dr. Martin's is just as good.

😶

Step five got me😂😂😂 God loves you😁😁

You forgot because it can be funny

Am i weird cuz i read it from last to first

@@LD-dt1sk Nah. You are unique.

That is fucking very funny !

2 seconds

You stole my thunder lol. Was gonna put it took 9.40 to explain a 2 second take down.

Srdjan Zgonjanin Could easily have been. But the guy has some good points. Keep it simple.

Pa djesi Srdjane

looooooool

me hear trying to see fi it wrk

Yes I am.

Me cause I hear a buncha people tryna get my grade against me

Yea😂

please srop using capital letters in every freaking word ..

wdym?

🤣🤣

I saw that film. You had a few fights like when the studio wouldn't let you have your demo cos you didn't have the cash to pay for the recording session ;-)

How much can you possibly know about yourself if you have never been in a fight?

@@mullcrumthesage6303 He knows he's not a prick... He also knows he's alive.... I walked away from a fight one time, someone told me after, the other guy had a knife held out of view.

He sounds British. They don't have rights like we do here in USA.

@@salazam Like cops shooting black people in the head for no reason other than discrimination. Donald Trump should take a leaf out of our book!!

@@salazam hes from manchester I'm pretty sure tiger tiger is a club in manchester

Lol

Jules Bouillon was that really nesscary?

Truer words have never been spoken

but those asshole dont stop.

18 years old and I agree, I've been in several fights and it is _not_ fun, no matter how well you do, or how badass you think you look, it is dangerous both physically and legally, if you can deescalate the situation and end with physical contact, _do it._ the one and only time you _should_ fight (excluding sport fighting i.e boxing) is when absolutely necessary. Words to live by: _"you are not John Wick, use your words."_

True enough, but, if you use the side of the heel of your hand (the end of the bone you're trying not to break), you have the advantage of focusing the energy of the blow into a small area. It requires a little more accuracy, but I think you'd be delivering a more solid impact. I agree with him about getting it over with quickly...the longer you're in a fight, the more opportunities your opponent has to injure you. At 62, I've also found avoiding fights to be the best solution. As long as you remain calm, it's usually not terribly difficult to get the other guy to calm down--most people are only trying to intimidate you, so don't let them.

And now you've got 64 likes.

Don't bring an AK to a pistol fight.

@@robertthomas5906 I brought my ak pistol

@@bullboy2505 *visible confusion*

Bust out the kamehameha on these niggas

@@everythinginacube.7960 look up AK pistol

Literally! 😆😂

Dude 1 more like and it will be 69 likes I gotta log in on a different account

@@gamerabe9568 sorry broken, maybe 150 or 420...

kickinthegob nuuuuuuuuuuu

Smart ass

Thanks for vouching for it. I was replaying what would happen if it didn't work.

it's clearly made you deformed

@@dannydorko7075 yeah was fine before that lol just

Ant Morris - I almost fell out of my bed laughing at your comment. Lmbo!!!!

Yeah if ur not great at some techniques, it can be bad

If you want to learn to run...... go to your local track and field club....... dont learn from a martial arts master who isnt fit and cant do plyometrics.......

Yup, that what my martial arts teachers taught as well.

Lol

But if you Run and get caught, then you are really going to get your ass kicked !

"NIGERUNDAYOOOO!!!!!!" -Joseph Joestar

boom ,baang , boom

You slayed me at azaleas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 was NOT expecting that 😂😂 nice touch

Which kind do you have, Iggy or Banks?

@@elreyabeja4539 Careful with the annoying ass questions about his azaleas… ; )

Guess so

Fear Darren he’s lethal

NO I AM

BOLO for Darren… Thanks, Azu...

yes indeedy, I always refer to that bout when talking about the old neck chop.

Never hit under the Nose though , you can kill them . There is a video of a guy on the ground getting a kick under the nose and he started to convulse and died within a minuite .

I remember that above many since, and never forgot his name. It was quick and devastating. He knew he had no choice but to go big, and boy did he deliver.

"Give me the biggest guy in the world, crack him in the knee and he'll drop like a sack of rocks" -Roadhouse 💥🪨🚑👊

manny6584 Did it hurt lol

@@stellamonay3037 lol

Totally did it

Just you! did it hurt?

No. Just you! :-)

Then Run

Fly high

*Do it again*

My brother hasn't moved for a year

I wonder if you are moving after you told this to your parents😅🤣

@@Luisa-ej7po 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bruhhh 😂😂 I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

this is practice is a thing u cant just remember it when u first try it

That's why repetition and sparring is a must. It becomes second nature. At least in MMA and boxing.

BALANCE is rule number one. Fighting is like dancing. You have to counter your opponent, otherwise you'll run face first into their fist.

@David Erickson: Like a reflex.

Imma verify that

Worth it 😂

Bruh😭😂

I'm dead

He sound like Gordon ramsay at 2x

Underrated comment 😂

dont :'D

Never thought of that. I might use that.

@@OliFennecFox dont

@@reneklassen Twas a joke.

Pumped up kicks starts playing

You're lucky, can't watch in school, damn.

Too bad your an anime profile pic kid

Shut up

@@tasteless7795 lmao it's not anime it's manhwa. If you're going to try and "insult" someone get your fucking facts right dumbass.

damn.

I agree 100!

MGTOW

Take the red pill

This is truth and reality. This isnt the first story I have heard like this. My heart goes out to you sir

@BaconsHD you for real if so it’s just a joke

@BaconsHD your a idiot it’s a joke

@BaconsHD ...it’s a joke

Wow😱😱😕

Orlando Garza Use a practice manikin ( dummy ) and practice your moves. Like he says, keep it simple & effective. I’ll put my money on you mate!! Just stay a good person Bro.!!😉😎👌🏻

I like the palm to the chin punch.

YOU'RE RIGHT ON CAUSE RUNNING AWAY IS RARELY THE FIRST OPTION

Orlando, you seem like a really good guy. The most effective weapon you have in your job is located between your ears. If you do have to get physical because of your job, please, do not try to karate chop someone in the neck/shoulder because the most likely thing to break will be your hand! If you ever have to strike someone do so with a closed fist, there is a reason why professional fighters fight and punch with a closed fist, it works! I’ve literally seen hundreds of “ real fights”, and not once have I ever seen someone knocked unconscious with a karate chop, or with a bitch slap (open handed strike) for that matter. If you want to learn how to knock someone out spend less time on you tube and more time at your local boxing gym. There really are no shortcuts brother, and take that from someone who has learned the hard way. I wish you the best my friend

I was thinking the same thing

Its because it is made up like a fantasy u just bang them in the face with 1.2s and smash there face with elbows

The “move “ may be a gun. That’s my move. And I purposely got a chrome plated so they see it at night.

@Brian Porter I would agree with that bc it’s not an offensive attack but surely it’s not just repelling them. Ohh no. You have a blade or something and you can’t use the full akido tools.

It’s way too deadly for MMA! That’s just a sport with rules while this is real life where anything goes. C’mon, man.

Dannie Wicker either that or they become your friend 😂😂

#FACTS

Exactly, no bullying will raise a generation that will be easy to overthrow. Fighting was a part of the school yard learning curve 40, 50 years ago. Now they want to kill em all and let God sort them out.

That's why most people are two faced n cowards

Then if they bully someone else, you could just stop them.

Ok

}:-|

Thank you

Allow me to ask , if you will please , how tall are you, your weight and your fighting skills?

@Brayan Carmona Trained fighters you listed are hardly likely to trouble bouncers as they have respect for people doing their jobs and would understand the job that they are doing. Only morons behave like scumbags.

Unless the person just punches you in the face from a distance lmao. this vid is fantasy

@@FlyingAshtrays These videos are hilarious. Slow motion punches, the "attacker" just lets the instructor manipulate their body offering no resistance.

@@FlyingAshtrays What is the person Stretch Armstong? LOL You need to be close to someone in order to punch them in the face. LOL

You are always better off to run Jeffery. Don't even wait for them to throw a punch, if they even look at you funny, it's time to bolt. Great comment🤭

@@Rick-the-Swift running away isn’t an option as I m obese 😆

Clint Perl Or a big WAAaaaaa!!! And don’t forget to exhale, at your extensions!! ROCK ON BOYS!! 🤘🏻😎

hahahahaahhahahahah to funnnnny

I prefer POW like in the old Batman shows, lol!

And follow it up WITH BOOM BOOM BANG SKYAAAAA

Clint Perl 😂

TwistedApe: Ah, so you have strong instincts when it comes to preserving the replication of your DNA? Mindless but effective and, possibly, akin to the meaning of life.

Just shoot em