This is my Dude Dans version of the "Hey Siri, how to get slim and tall without exercise... only eating... fast food included" Meme Sound Credit: 0101_jerry
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@Pie_paintРік тому
If you pin me your the best youtuber
@elitesniper52Рік тому
*you’re
@johanypazРік тому
lol
@CrimsonBajsarРік тому
@@childobliterator8133 nobody fucking cares
@CrimsonBajsarРік тому
@@marlenmartinez2595 you have two arguments that are clashing moron
@kylethejudgeРік тому
You're
@lizzy5748Рік тому
"fast-food food also" 🤣
@TalkingNerdyWithCJРік тому
Just chug milk…
@AshleyFurryOfPhobiasРік тому
Im dying rn 😂😂😂
@lordjaysie195Рік тому
@@AshleyFurryOfPhobias ok. I will call hospital for you
@64KLACKS_OfficialРік тому
Food Food
@XxNamakubiYTРік тому
fast food also ,included
@NotJasRobloxРік тому
*Bro got rejected by Siri* 💀
@JackSkellingtonCatРік тому
I could never XD
@DevuliniРік тому
Lmaooo
@frosttrooperyt7081Рік тому
Same
@limle1596Рік тому
She say no
@gijszandbergen8152Рік тому
Siri just said no 😂
@tumgeetenguso2785Місяць тому
Siri will be like : BRUH💀
@DestinyHawkins-jj4ceМісяць тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jonliquorish24 дні тому
Siri is AI
@powerfulshammy13 днів тому
Here Philippines easy turn off your electric fan and aircon 11am to 4pm. Your slim but how's the hospital from getting heatstroke 😂
That phone looks like the michels vs the machines 💀💀
@aram92772 дні тому
Yes
@Lost_tourist9992 місяці тому
siri: do the opposite of what you say😂
@cantthinkofacreativename176911 місяців тому
1. Get good genes 2. Get fast metabolism 3. Enjoy
@johnnyjoestar774511 місяців тому
Nah. Calorie deficit is a key. I’m you’re getting enough fat-protein-carbs balance and you’re in a calorie deficit, it’s possible to get slim even with fast food. You gotta excercise though so the thing in the video is impossible.
@d4c26811 місяців тому
As somebody with probably the fastest metabolism ever, I always stay perfectly skinny, but it’s near impossible to build muscle
@Ash0101011 місяців тому
here comes professional health unemployed trainers, doctors, dieticians.passed out in 2020 in comment section
@johnnyjoestar774511 місяців тому
@@d4c268 no it’s not. You’re just so stupid
@photixel_834311 місяців тому
I have the best metabolism ever, and can gain muscle. I AM KING.
@RohawkRL-11 місяців тому
My Siri woulda said “Sorry, I can’t understand, can you repeat?” 😭😭💀
@cassiuscartland9 місяців тому
I tried saying it and it searched bing for images of “slim without eating”
@RohawkRL-9 місяців тому
@@cassiuscartland💀💀
@Axie_the_axolotl7 місяців тому
here what I found🗿🍷
@Marcytheeditor5 місяців тому
@@Axie_the_axolotlTHATS WHAT MINE SAID
@cayden53705 місяців тому
@@Axie_the_axolotl*shows a co-*
@AhmedAbdelaal-on9foМісяць тому
This got me laughing so hard😂😂😂
@user-lk1bt6ur5d3 дні тому
This really cracked me up😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😅
@anvinh728Рік тому
"eat what you want, just don't swallow it" - wise Siri
@qaissyahiranosman7168Рік тому
💀
@jasonchan8441Рік тому
AYO?!?
@hezuuuuuuuuuuuuРік тому
AYO
@refbbbjhvfhh9747Рік тому
AYOO
@FlamingFalconManРік тому
People with an ed be like - it’s fine I can just use my fingers to get it back later
@exavacloud3298Рік тому
Discord mods be like:
@rinapeter-ey1rzРік тому
💀💀💀
@Joemama-on3dkРік тому
💀💀💀
@elijahoramaРік тому
💀💀💀
@YaztheslayРік тому
💀💀💀
@thenthiago706711 місяців тому
💀💀💀💀💀
@claireslife267618 годин тому
How to get Slim by Only Eating❌ How to make Siri laugh✅
@SilentMCYT15 днів тому
Rejected by Harvard ❌ Rejected by Siri ✅
@adu-bimpong78022 місяці тому
Bro is lucky he didn't get roasted by siri!! 😀😂😂😂
@Noe_sduffМісяць тому
He is and not me I’m always roasted lol 😅😭
@AlphaDog007210 місяців тому
Step 1: Get more sleep Step 2: Chew slower Step 3: Get less food Step 4: Eat more fruits and vegetables
@ollygrace98385 місяців тому
I can do that😊
@keithignacio415 місяців тому
Fast food included
@eetanic75 місяців тому
Step 5: Let your eyes eat fast-food (look at it) Step 6: Chew with your mouth closed
@panthercrosscountryfanofla98745 місяців тому
My height is 5.9
@Foximeo._5 місяців тому
I am slim already 🗿 and I got *S E V E R E T H I N N E S S* rate from my doctor in my school 💀
@mohammedrizhan259313 днів тому
Siri's rejection was legandary 😂😂
@-xKazuhax-Рік тому
Siri's mind : Ayo wtf is this kid talking about-💀
@myprerogative1122Рік тому
Just drink milk
@Rux_ruxene.officialРік тому
What i am sayin.... I LOVE it
@abdulnabi1980Рік тому
But there is a way to get slim just follow the steps 1)tie a rope to your celling 2)get a chair 3) stand on your chair and tuck you neck in the rope and push the chair Thank me later 👍
@senor6276Рік тому
@@abdulnabi1980 👀
@aeshaahme3774Рік тому
@@abdulnabi1980 Dude, stop do you want people to commit suicide? I don’t care if this is a “jOkE!1!1” this is way too much.
@MasterofSurprise11 місяців тому
Bro just declared war on every discord mod.
@user-vk1yy4pi3q6 місяців тому
lol
@BoydDavis-td9sv5 місяців тому
Laugh😂
@ralouph32385 місяців тому
@@user-vk1yy4pi3qGod created us in his own image but we sinned and broke that image so now we deserve hell but God wanted a way of forgiveness so he took on the form of man suffered on the cross for the forgiveness of sins that whoever repents of his sins and puts his faith in jesus christ can be saved to get that forgiveness u have to repent of ur sins put ur faith in jesus christ follow him and rely on his finished work on the cross and not ur own works to be saved repentence first means realising ur a sinner who needs Gods help then u change ur mind about sin realising its disgusting before God and u let him help u to stop doing sin putting ur faith in jesus means u do his commandments which u can know about in the bible loving jesus means to do his commandments but u have to be careful first of all u dont know when ur gonna die so come to God and repent today and that jesus is the only way to heaven the only truth and the only life and we can go to heaven bc of what he did on the cross not bc of our own works so ur good works dont get u to heaven its only bc if what jesus did on the cross but that doesnt mean u live a life of sin no u live a life pleasing to God having a true relationship with him but u trust in what jesus did on the cross and not ur own works that can get u to heaven jesus loves u and he can give u eternal life repent today
@ralouph32385 місяців тому
@@BoydDavis-td9svGod created us in his own image but we sinned and broke that image so now we deserve hell but God wanted a way of forgiveness so he took on the form of man suffered on the cross for the forgiveness of sins that whoever repents of his sins and puts his faith in jesus christ can be saved to get that forgiveness u have to repent of ur sins put ur faith in jesus christ follow him and rely on his finished work on the cross and not ur own works to be saved repentence first means realising ur a sinner who needs Gods help then u change ur mind about sin realising its disgusting before God and u let him help u to stop doing sin putting ur faith in jesus means u do his commandments which u can know about in the bible loving jesus means to do his commandments but u have to be careful first of all u dont know when ur gonna die so come to God and repent today and that jesus is the only way to heaven the only truth and the only life and we can go to heaven bc of what he did on the cross not bc of our own works so ur good works dont get u to heaven its only bc if what jesus did on the cross but that doesnt mean u live a life of sin no u live a life pleasing to God having a true relationship with him but u trust in what jesus did on the cross and not ur own works that can get u to heaven jesus loves u and he can give u eternal life repent today
@MartianLeo_T5 місяців тому
Blud I’m a discord server owner along with a discord mod and I touch grass daily and do regular exercise while having a healthy diet
@skyon482011 днів тому
Step 1: Get a pillow Step 2: get a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
@atiqulalam520411 днів тому
hell nah good one lol
@user-mh5zd1sd7hДень тому
Man tried to outsmart Siri 😂😂
@alya4996Рік тому
“Hey siri how to get slim,tall without any exercise” “Lay down and keep dreaming😎”
@mayraojeda6090Рік тому
Lol💀💀💀
@nDogieCrotРік тому
“slime” 🤓
@hatsunemiku2483Рік тому
@@nDogieCrot why did you use the nerd emoji
@NoraSahajaaРік тому
@@hatsunemiku2483 I don't know why everyone keep using the nerd emoji like is that an insult or something
@Kenny-kyle-tweek-chanРік тому
Slime
@EEEEEEE807Рік тому
"How to get slim and tall without any exercise plus food, fast food" Siri: "According to wikipedia, grab a pillow and blanket and lay down."
@notsam8529Рік тому
AYOOOOOO
@RIL3Y0Рік тому
And dream
@hampter3300Рік тому
@@notsam8529bruh
@hampter3300Рік тому
@@notsam8529bjorn yestrdei
@ghosts_p_ftРік тому
now, keep dreaming
@zekenite18 днів тому
“No” bro got rejected instantly…
@Justmyself_00Місяць тому
“ FAST-FOOD FOOD ALSO” 🤣🤣
@H3ARTS4SAVOFFICIALРік тому
I NEED THIS TUTORIAL NOW
@hygh9256Рік тому
The only way is run
@SILLY_DRAGONS36611 місяців тому
SAME
@noerlol11 місяців тому
@Niku 182 joke
@yennapusa11 місяців тому
Photoshop
@candwh4Рік тому
“Hey siri” triggered my siri 😂
@Zackflappymmm3853Рік тому
Me to😭
@Iamnotrandom565Рік тому
I don't have Siri☠️
@princessfrancia8589Рік тому
Mine too
@ultrainstinctmaster3569Рік тому
Same
@sophieellabentley1630Рік тому
Me too
@cuteangel-yw7xg10 годин тому
The " no " literally killed me 💀💀
@itssunaya_Рік тому
Omg the Indian accent is so accurate
@Prince7_PS711 місяців тому
It's actually Indian meme and he had animated it
@jayachithic145311 місяців тому
Yea we all dont sound like this
@hridhaanjagtap956011 місяців тому
I'm Indian and don't agree 😡
@NewstatePlayer10011 місяців тому
No sir our voice is not like this
@NewstatePlayer10011 місяців тому
@@hridhaanjagtap9560 so yeah 😂
@TheRandomChannel511Рік тому
“FaSt fOod FooD AlsO FasT fooD alSo…. INCLUDED” 😭😭🥺😂
@JOSEONGHYEONTVРік тому
I want to know the culture and food of other countries❤
@TheRandomChannel511Рік тому
@@JOSEONGHYEONTV same I would like to try all kinds of different food 🥘
@dont_be-adumbfoolish_7026Рік тому
Fast food bruh you funny 🤪💻😂🤪💻😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lareensalem6862Рік тому
FAST FOOD AISO FAST FOOD AISO.... INCLUDED 😭😭🥺😂
@swathidosapati6638Рік тому
U MAKIN FUN OF INDIAN ACCENT
@hida860727 днів тому
SIRI BE LIKE : USE SUBLIMINALS🙂🙂
@Eccedensiast241212 днів тому
Siri be like : kuch bol dungi toh vivad ho jayega 😂
@Steak1M2 місяці тому
Rare footage of Siri saying no to a question 😂
@karanmarathe4215Рік тому
The Indian accent melts my brain 🥲
@NotSamuraiDriftРік тому
same
@dandanjyt7276Рік тому
Bru I can smell the curry breath from colorado
@karanmarathe4215Рік тому
😂
@bgschannel9357Рік тому
@@dandanjyt7276 I can smell the cheeseburger grease from this comment itself. Damn.
@blueboyyes7145Рік тому
bro it's hilarious
@td3109Місяць тому
Bro just got rejected by Siri 🤣
@ayasir52024 дні тому
"No" Siri did not want to deal with the stupidity of that child
@audioriteРік тому
lil bro just got violated from a voice assistant 💀-
@AGENTSLENDER47Рік тому
Dead meme
@menafdurmisi7294Рік тому
Godćčžfoooo76š5plkšj9ilmbžčš
@CaitlIyn2 дні тому
“Drink water and order salads 🥗”
@user-gk9dt8vq9u13 днів тому
That "no" was harsh siri😢
@Robert-ul6yk11 місяців тому
I thought Siri was about to say "Im quitting my job" 😂
@SHEEPYDEATHSTARE-69Рік тому
This man sounds like an Indain 💀
@duckysup11 місяців тому
Bro your names says it all 😂😂😂 lmao go sit down
@Pajeetkiller.278911 місяців тому
@@duckysup he’s right Islam is the best What are you gonna do about it cry huh😂😂 Get a life vegetarian bot
@duckysup11 місяців тому
@@Pajeetkiller.2789 lmao, Jay Shree Ram
@4s1ar11 місяців тому
@@duckysup shut up little kid you should watch you pfp and then complain abt other religions probably you are an Atheist anime kid 🤣🤣🤣
@microwavedpizza11 місяців тому
@@Pajeetkiller.2789 I hope your pillow is warm tonight
@NatalieTurner-yh2mk25 днів тому
The ✨️ No ✨️ killed me 😂😂😂😂
@Noe_sduffМісяць тому
Bro he make Siri outsmart on 17 seconds 😭
@gloriacohen24437 місяців тому
“How to get slim….” me: “how to get slim….SHADY!” *insert all slim shady songs*
@trolli39795 місяців тому
Will smith don't have a cuss in his raps to sell records, well i do, So *!@$ him and %$*/ you to
@Watermeloncat-official5 місяців тому
This aged like blue cheese
@OldLuigi4 місяці тому
The real slim shady
@JB-DJ4 місяці тому
how does the pinged comment get 300 subs?!? people do be clicking some profiles... but not mine XD
@EamonClancy-bn9zl4 місяці тому
Great song btw
@Game_On_3000Рік тому
bro got the indian accent 💀 and now my fellow indians hate me for this comment 👍
@powerful_ratРік тому
Frr
@nightdollss_11 місяців тому
*hello my friending I'm shirikik*
@ramverma561411 місяців тому
Ikr
@advaithnair815211 місяців тому
I think it's legit though.
@NewstatePlayer10011 місяців тому
Imao
@jaspertaylor3475Місяць тому
Siri was FED up 😂😂
@SliceOfBread128 днів тому
The first time siri had no answer 💀
@RockKetchup72069 місяців тому
Siri used the wrong answer which should've been "Couldn't find any results."
@Can_I_Have_Yo_MUM2 місяці тому
WTH when he said “Hey Siri” My Siri turned on too 💀🤯
@snitchtitch209116 днів тому
How?
@Can_I_Have_Yo_MUM16 днів тому
@@snitchtitch2091 as the sound came out my Siri heard and responded
@Zara-ot8dw9 днів тому
WTH MINE TOO
@garysamuelwongso45623 дні тому
MINE ALSO, i WaS sO aFRAiD
@MrEJC-gj9fhМісяць тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 THE VOICE 😂😂😂
@wongjowoganteng2 дні тому
It might be even savage if the Siri says "In ya dream."
@asuatmukhtar627111 місяців тому
WHY IS THE VOICE SO FILPPING CUTE AND FITS HIM I'M DYING FROM CUTENESS RN
@ew79629 місяців тому
Yeah!
@B3rgerPlayz9 місяців тому
Yeah Indian
@football-moments78 місяців тому
exactly
@KATORI_EMPIRE5 місяців тому
🙏🏻
@KATORI_EMPIRE5 місяців тому
Rimpp
@kijiirosebastian7118Рік тому
Siri doesn't get paid enough for this Edit: Jesus thanks for 100 likes I've never had this many
@upendrawalke7082Рік тому
Siri trash man there is actually a way If your a guy then eat like a shitload of onions raw and drink tons of water. Onions boost testosterone which will help growth and water will make u thinner. Also drink milk. Normal milk not the weird ahh vegetable milk.
@matthewosama3351Рік тому
nah bro i bought her for 600 dollars and u saying she dont get paid enough? what more could i pay u just to tell me the time or a question that im stuck on
@thenewdrhorror1748Рік тому
siri doesnt get payed
@dualtapestry1197Рік тому
I have had 1.2 k on dream' s video
@FAM-----000011 днів тому
Siri just be like "no" 💀
@Akina_BananikaМісяць тому
Siri roasted bro💀
@RealLux574 місяці тому
Bros the real slim shady 🤣
@MinecraftGirl2023 місяці тому
True😂😂
@americanmilitaryedits7742 місяці тому
please tell me this isn’t real
@HARS375Місяць тому
HUH thats definitely soooooo funny
@patricklamascus436211 місяців тому
Bro came up with a question even siri couldn't answer
@NarutoGaming-rc6vr5 днів тому
Even my Siri started 😂😂
@prajwalshukla8536Місяць тому
That No was loud af 😂
@VictoryGaming4112 місяці тому
"No" That was so UNNECESSARY DEAD
@aviationboi_9 місяців тому
Legend says that hes still trying to get tall and slim by only eating fast food😂
@user-qu2lw5jn6u3 місяці тому
I don't get big in my stomach by eating I js get taller🤣
@TheOnlyBurgerМісяць тому
Siri is crazy 💀
@TSchiftie17 днів тому
“Fast food a-also. Included” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 IM DYING
@RokoGaming12 місяці тому
1.get bed 2.get pillow 3.get blanket 4.keep dreaming🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Finite_YtubeМісяць тому
Copied comments /:
@igotjams711 місяців тому
"Just nod ur head-" "That's it?" "as No when someone offers u food"💀💀
@Diana-MarcelaDaicu2 дні тому
Bro this voice seems like Hasbulla's one😂😂😂
@Sidegames21Місяць тому
The "No"💀💀💀
@its_vivi_00Рік тому
The fact that my Siri listens to this but not me-
@Pumpkin-ProductionsРік тому
Lol
@AureiixzРік тому
ikrrr
@JackSkellingtonCatРік тому
Siri to you: hell naw Siri to the audio from your computer/phone: Y E S S I R(Also sorry if I sounded offensive)
@idilmohamed7213Рік тому
Me when I was 4: Edit: thx for the likes I never got this many!
@curryboy_1Рік тому
Bro it's literally 4 likes , one of i give
@user-vz4sc8ck7z11 місяців тому
SlInM ANd TwAlL
@user-cq2hv5ni1sМісяць тому
Bro got just got rejected by siri💀
@user-ru4sm8su8d3 дні тому
Siri's face shows everything😂😂😂
@random.gay.youtuber4 місяці тому
Dude Dans: How to get girls Siri: No
@bovuthyearithМісяць тому
Bro really took " dont let them know your next moves " to the whole nother level💀
@user-sr4zf9ff7mМісяць тому
siri needs to start spending her vacation days😂
@Unsought22Рік тому
Fast fast food also. I love this so much i legit started bursting in tears laughing.
@mttw_kzn2510Рік тому
let's be honest, we all once thought that there was a way to get tall and slim and strong without any exercise back then
@AltAccountHandleРік тому
Fast food also
@kijiirosebastian7118Рік тому
I hate to admit it but yeah
@crystal8517Рік тому
I mean, I'm tall and slim and I don't exercice soo
@The-priest-of-darknessРік тому
Yeah, there is a way to get slim without any exercise, it's called "not eating"
@crystal8517Рік тому
@@The-priest-of-darkness uhm I eat a ton and I'm slim so ,no
@ChaziaViviane-oo9zoГодину тому
Ngl Siri looks adorable
@footballstar9877-2 місяці тому
😅😂😂😅 Siri rejected dan 💀
@julezheheРік тому
He sounded so cute
@leona_luna_556Рік тому
and stupid 🤣
@boi2755Рік тому
“No” at the end for me crying on the floor😂
@claudiacapatina584228 днів тому
Bro Siri refused to answer his question Lol
@CoyVr1День тому
Siri said “No.”
@tpowell473Рік тому
Siri be like : I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
@fantasticmarsa3942Рік тому
Me: 187 cm (6”2’) and has been growing consistently for the passed 7 years and eating more than my whole school but still manages to be fit
@awisemysticaltree1003Рік тому
u deserve ur pfp fr
@Soviet_dudeРік тому
Based.🗿🍷
@robloxdresstoimpressplayerРік тому
Same
@Soviet_dudeРік тому
@@hellotherehowisyourdaygoin9798 Fast metabolism Is the way to abolish capitalism.
@skygamer987Рік тому
@@Soviet_dude this is kinda out of topic.
@Shadyperson1234Місяць тому
Bro got rejected by siri💀💀
@RiswanthlovesgamesМісяць тому
My Siri got activated when he said hey Siri 💀
@notyeastyonytРік тому
Me who's literally tall and slim without exercise and only eating 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brawlstarscz3712Рік тому
SAME
@Thermal_murpleРік тому
Same
@SoulmancerРік тому
I’m tryna get fat so I can slowly chisel it into the body I want