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Lmao

101 !!!

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haha!

Okay... but dogs CAN look up!

Right? I kinda wanna see him cuss out bad acts on AGT now...

He sounds weird when he does

@Kamikaze Killjoy to be honest, I found this funnier than his comedy in the 80s.

And I've never heard Howie Mandel make an actual joke that by definition should be funny.. sad

You're gonna shit when you look up Bob saget

Yeah a touch of rubbing alcohol would be a nice gesture.... Cant blame ANYONE for not wanting to touch strangers pussy smudges... Even most strippers clean that shit before they jump on it after the last one!!

you can actually see the smudges :|

Plot twist: they left it unclean on purpose. Who in the world doesn’t know that Howie is a germaphobe?

Joe Rogan held onto it for about a minute before letting go without comment but we could all tell it took him that long to realize

Deal.

Hooray for Howie wood is the BEST!!!!

I KNOW...I LOOKED LIKE WTF...IS THIS REALLY HOWIE MANDEL...I knew him from AGT...And he curses...The Man I knew has now changed my perspective...😂🤣🤣🤣

Everyone swears

@Ke Tho i could

Brian Westmoreland FR

Me to I fucking died at his situation

He's anything but poor lol.

I find it quite annoying and not very humorous, but to each their own.

He's diagnosed with OCD. His fear of germs is one of the symptoms. Remember this the next time one of your friends cracks a joke about having OCD when they don't.

@@josephgaspar2944 Totally, I don't believe his OCD any more than anyone elses. yeah you're fucking weird Howie. It's not as funny as you think.

@@averykristian It's a good thing no one cares what you believe in :D

@@averykristian OCD is weird in general. I know he refuses to touch people's hands because of it but honestly I don't blame him

@@lindalyn8209 Yeah if i was a stranger i wouldn't hold my hand. I guess being ignorant of what people touch is what makes me ok with it.

Seriously

lynxdove ikr

I thought the video was funny :) did you?

Same people complained about him being on the show. Back to the video, Howie stressed me out but it was hilarious

I know right?! But that was hilarious😂😂

You and me both

FaDEjump1nj1mmy yeah.. its shocking man. I dont find cussing offensive.. but it's like... listening to someone who never cuss cuz they have some certain image to uphold suddenly let loose and the people who witness it are shook.. I'm wide eyed like.. dayum..

Deal, man. Deal.

Deal.

@@krisnarefaagusta16 deal? but he said its his favorite.. whats he gotta deal with??

@@adamkatt CNBC, to make the Deal or No Deal show better again. Deal.

he can't do it on AGT so this is his only place to vent on camera

It’s showbusiness, they are paid to act and speak a certain way but comedy is born without a filter. Who they are on camera is rarely a reflection of the real person.

I love how he speaks! Lol and fuck I can relate..he is hilarious and I love people that share like this.

The man is literally a tv star. He doesn't have a speaking problem. This was him either being nervous, which he obviously was at certain points, or a part of the bit.

he seems ok with it, .... maybe YOU have the problem

Howie is awesome! Love it!

He didn't want to sell out. He told Comedy Central to f*ck themselves.

I miss ari

I still miss Ari.

I agree, hes barely aged in 30 years

CC got pissed that Ari did his special on Netflix...total BS

kepha todd 😂🤣

kepha todd lets go you slimy shitsack

kepha todd what your on every post ? You getting paid by Comedy Central ? Why defend a company that steals shows ?

They didn't take it from him. Ari talked about this on his podcast already. He made the choice not to host it because he was too busy doing other things. He is still the co-creator. He curated the entire lineup and was part of the process of choosing his replacement the whole time. There was no stealing or firing going on.

Nick Cato I know... Its lame.

Bring back Ari

No joke the comment right after this is BOOOOOO being back ari

It was Ari's brainchild, no?

What happened to him?

KidYoureAHomo to be fair the intro has always been shitty. even when Ari shaffir was hosting. nothing new

For those who dont follow podcasts. Ari while not explicitly saying, CC took his show as a sort of back handed bitch slap when he sold his special to Netflix and not them. No worries tho. Ari has taken HIS show concept and is doing it under the name of 'Ari Shaffir's Renamed Story Telling Show'. Which I believe he has or will soon be filming. Go fuck yourselves Comedy Central.

KidYoureAHomo

Naw they had those bloody ones with ninjas and stuff. Better than this musical.

Intro was fine. I hope they make it longer just to piss you off even more!

Mr. NotSoCreative I think they’re just supposed to be whatever but.. yea it’s bad I agree

Matthew Townsend his name is literally mister non creative you missed the joke

I grew up watching Howies stand up. Along side Billy Crystal, Robin Williams, Eddie Murphyetc, etc. I loved it. I wasn't sure if he'd still have it. He does. This was great. The setup before the story was very reminiscent of 80 comics. So excellent. I recommend watching Kevin Nealons series when Howie and him go for a hike.

Do we really care? I laughed til there were tears in my eyes! Howie paints a great picture with his words if nothing else! I could SEE this cluster-f#uck of a situation unfolding before my eyes.... not a lot of comedians can do that.

sucksqueezebangblow but where is Ari!!!!!???

For those who dont follow podcasts. Ari while not explicitly saying, CC took his show as a sort of back handed bitch slap when he sold his special to Netflix and not them. No worries tho. Ari has taken HIS show concept and is doing it under the name of 'Ari Shaffir's Renamed Story Telling Show'. Which I believe he has or will soon be filming. Go fuck yourselves Comedy Central.

LaughingMan, wow. Thats fucked. I was worried about ari. I heard about his depression from a rogan clip and thought it was stressing his career. Good to hear hes still going.

thx

Ditto!

Very thoughtful comment. Thank you from an all-around comedy lover for being genuinely kind & considerate. Howie killed! And everyone (comic, actor, entertainer) has their own personality.

If no one agrees then SCREW THIS BULL SHIT BRING BACK ARI!!!!

Yesssss!

How about Little Monsters? He's talking just like Maurice in this standup haha

rightfully so

Yeah except for this one...... Oh wait ..

Who fuckin cares about Ari, so what! Move on!

Who is ari?

The crazy cohen Family you commented a year after this. So you move on lol

Too bad bitch...

Ben Beare thank you...I totally agree.

Ive only seen the show with roy and love it

Shut up bitch!!!! Beat you punk ass...

kepha todd fuck you why defend Comedy Central they fucked Dave chappel then ari they are notorious for stealing shows.

You people got serious attachment issues...

He doesn't want you.

He’s a Jew.

Joshua Oddo meanwhile in Syria

Mental illness isn't easy for anyone.

I remember when someone that whined all like "I don't want to touch it cause it's icky" were just known as pussies. Sadly natural selection is no longer a thing. In the natural order of things, he'd never have survived long enough to propagate his genes. Catering to spoiled rotten adults that can't even wipe their own ass is why we have the limp wristed snowflake culture and people lose their careers because they made an off color comment in grade school. Don't waste your sympathy on "I'm gonna cry because i only washed my hands with bleach 83 times today" there are plenty of people with real problems

Jay Johns damn straight

@@jayjohns1391 Mental illness is a real thing. From the general demeanor you write with, you are living proof. I honestly feel sorry for your family and what few friends you must have.

I binge watch these on UKposts, and they're all the same quality some better, some worse, whether the host is Ari or Roy. Y'all are upset about some behind the scenes shtuff, which is fine. You're an Ari fan be loyal. But let's not pretend the show is so radically different.

@@permafrost0979 Finally. Thank you for finally saying it.

@@permafrost0979 I skipped the intro then, I skip the intro now. No difference when you do that. It's about the storyteller or comedian, not the MC.

@Jemal Rankin yikes

YeeSoest 👏🙌🏻💯🥂

Even tho*

His personal show that he produced on his own or was he just a host that got replaced for whatever reason? Do they need one?

NotMe, He created... his buddy did the crazy intros thats why they dont have them anymore. He sold his most recent special to netflix and comedy central got butthurt and screwed him out of his own show. Thats how corperations and money works.

NotMe, Also if you notice during the first couple seasons alot of the comics returned a few times and have not yet this new season because they were all of Ari's friends. Most of them wont be back because they know what happened.

No one cares