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@mehallica666
@mehallica666 13 днів тому
Dude opted for the gloss, not the matte. Brave.
@mikeyh0
@mikeyh0 13 днів тому
I got the textured.
@OB-kf8kp
@OB-kf8kp 13 днів тому
I'm in the label printing business and we always ask, gloss or matte finish 😅
@flugmodus9214
@flugmodus9214 11 днів тому
😂sure is
@JizzoCalrissian
@JizzoCalrissian 10 днів тому
Got the first year rust control too
@flatout5815
@flatout5815 9 днів тому
😂 He should try rhinoline it would give it some texture.
@HannahJoy333
@HannahJoy333 13 днів тому
He ain’t hurting anyone so I ain’t got nothing bad to say. He seems to be just chilling and enjoying himself 😁
@coreycleven8414
@coreycleven8414 13 днів тому
You don't have to hurt someone to make absurd life choices.
@alexvids9232
@alexvids9232 13 днів тому
dude still looks and is ridiculous.
@Varangian_af_Scaniae
@Varangian_af_Scaniae 13 днів тому
We used to bully ridiculous people. But then we got a matriarchy and people are free to do all kind of stupid shit.
@Kobo-
@Kobo- 13 днів тому
I'm surprised that guys don't use wigs. There's so many types of cool wigs
@tdeo2141
@tdeo2141 13 днів тому
I agree. Out of all the videos I’ve seen… the people in the clips.. I’d much rather sit next to this guy. He just doesn’t want to be bald. That’s ok.
@Jorokusaki
@Jorokusaki 13 днів тому
If wahmen can paint on their eyebrows...
@robbiekop7
@robbiekop7 13 днів тому
Groucho Marx had this vibe going on a century ago
@yumjoystyle2
@yumjoystyle2 13 днів тому
You mean their ENTIRE faces🤡
@chrismay2298
@chrismay2298 13 днів тому
Exactly.
@stupidhandles
@stupidhandles 13 днів тому
Exactly what was gonna say
@1893unknownuser
@1893unknownuser 13 днів тому
Ugly people contest...
@Noemie_beautiful_and_Single
@Noemie_beautiful_and_Single 13 днів тому
If women can paint their eyebrows, then men can do this God damnit
@Greenpoloboy3
@Greenpoloboy3 13 днів тому
Beat me to it!
@daviru02
@daviru02 13 днів тому
what type of man would do that?
@jozitro4554
@jozitro4554 13 днів тому
@daviru02 A whoa-man!🐵
@forsociopoliticalstuff2629
@forsociopoliticalstuff2629 13 днів тому
@@daviru02lots of them apparently
@umbrellacorp.
@umbrellacorp. 13 днів тому
Lost for words... 🤷‍♂️ I can't stop steering at him tho.😮
@GreatestCornholio
@GreatestCornholio 13 днів тому
If you are going to paint hair on, why on earth would you paint on a receding hairline! Don’t skimp on the paint bud 😂
@ljTauruswarrior
@ljTauruswarrior 13 днів тому
😂😂
@aryaprincess2479
@aryaprincess2479 11 днів тому
Because he went for a more natural look. If you put some imperfections it makes it more realistic and this is the proof of that. Look at him looking natural.
@117JamesRoss
@117JamesRoss 13 днів тому
Could have painted anything he wanted..... still chose a receding hairline lol
@janec1489
@janec1489 13 днів тому
Trying to make it look natural!
@12lfme12
@12lfme12 13 днів тому
Dude looks like a figure from Lego Duplo for toddlers
@sonclearbrahman-ar1461
@sonclearbrahman-ar1461 13 днів тому
😂🎯👏
@iCyWEdontCi2i
@iCyWEdontCi2i 13 днів тому
I'd type something, but someone would think I was being racist.
@viljo21
@viljo21 13 днів тому
That ink is black!
@Lemantra
@Lemantra 13 днів тому
​@@viljo21🫂hes blue davadi dabada
@yumjoystyle2
@yumjoystyle2 13 днів тому
Well there goes probably the most accurate comment 😕
@yumjoystyle2
@yumjoystyle2 13 днів тому
@@viljo21 BIk lnk Matters
@unbreakable7633
@unbreakable7633 13 днів тому
Too late, they already think we're all racists.
@baswenmakers6846
@baswenmakers6846 13 днів тому
After a minute's deliberation scanning the comments I have reached the verdict that I will allow it. Enjoy your day, sir.
@haroldberman1341
@haroldberman1341 13 днів тому
Did you just admit to not forming an opinion until you saw everybody else's?
@JohnP-go6wf
@JohnP-go6wf 13 днів тому
Harold, did you just rely to a comment to share your insight with the same other people?
@ClickClack_Bam
@ClickClack_Bam 13 днів тому
No man. Just no. We can't allow this to become a trend. This is like the beginning of a video game pick a character.
@JizzoCalrissian
@JizzoCalrissian 10 днів тому
Too many pistachios can ruin one's poo.
@alpine7313
@alpine7313 13 днів тому
If women get to do it with their eyebrows, then more power to him.
@hedge685
@hedge685 13 днів тому
Woman that do this are just as ridiculous...I don't know who is telling them they look good.
@Katatawnic
@Katatawnic 12 днів тому
​@@hedge685 Other women who also do it. That's pretty much it. lol
@mrbludclot3798
@mrbludclot3798 13 днів тому
God help this man if the humidity shifts by a few percent
@VXGaming
@VXGaming 13 днів тому
Forget the paints, I'm not sure that's human.
@bluelunarmonkeytarot8533
@bluelunarmonkeytarot8533 13 днів тому
Yeah it felt like either a mask or one of them creepy ai robots.
@Darjaboo
@Darjaboo 13 днів тому
Not as bad as makeup.
@MicahMicahel
@MicahMicahel 12 днів тому
there's a woman with blurry vision that won't know it's not real hair and date him. She won't know until she feels his hair with her hands and gets shocked.
@Katatawnic
@Katatawnic 12 днів тому
​@@MicahMicahel Nah, my vision is pretty blurry, and it's obvious. lol
@Who.Knew-The.Salt.MustFlow
@Who.Knew-The.Salt.MustFlow 13 днів тому
Hey - those Hadron Collider geeks over at CERN have a lot to answer for. I am pissed off for being transferred to Earth v1.4 in my sleep.
@jonwoodmass2849
@jonwoodmass2849 13 днів тому
Interdimensional travel through portals is not fun
@a64738
@a64738 12 днів тому
I am not sure the Headron has anything to do with it, only thing I know for sure is that this is hell... And it seems to have started ok ish (only a little hellish for 1000s of years) then descended more and more into hell the last 20 or so years.
@Surprise_Inspection
@Surprise_Inspection 12 днів тому
​@@a64738You are seriously crazy AF if you think today is anything as bad as thousands of years ago. 1000 years ago, you would have been steamed alive inside of a giant brass bull, as part of Bal worship. 3000 years ago you would have been thrown into a flaming pit the shape of a bulls mouth as part of Molech, but this time it's always children. Granted it's still being done, but now it's only being done by an aristocratic few.
@Surprise_Inspection
@Surprise_Inspection 12 днів тому
Lol, Google removing my comments.
@rayray9483
@rayray9483 13 днів тому
Does no one learn to eat with their mouths closed? Rude and nasty stuff.
@MollyHJohns
@MollyHJohns 13 днів тому
Why are you staring though? You gotta be nosy to be that bothered by some people's unconscious habit.
@mmaKlopack
@mmaKlopack 13 днів тому
@@MollyHJohnsyou must eat with your mouth open
@consulhunter7656
@consulhunter7656 13 днів тому
@@MollyHJohns You can hear it. It's loud and disgusting. Imagine someone makes a joke and they laugh throwing food everywhere.
@yumjoystyle2
@yumjoystyle2 13 днів тому
@@mmaKlopack Molly probably breathes with her mouth open as well, judging by that comment
@secondchance6603
@secondchance6603 13 днів тому
@@MollyHJohns It use to be called eating like a pig for a reason.
@benshearer1710
@benshearer1710 13 днів тому
Looks like he came straight out of Lazy Town
@AndieZ4U2
@AndieZ4U2 13 днів тому
Ikr😂
@janec1489
@janec1489 13 днів тому
Robbie Rott en!
@benshearer1710
@benshearer1710 13 днів тому
@janec1489 or maybe his convict brother from liberty city
@TayWoode
@TayWoode 12 днів тому
YES! I was trying to think what the show was called! 😂
@kalebmanning4425
@kalebmanning4425 13 днів тому
They are sending replicant prototypes out on the buses.
@unknowncommenter6698
@unknowncommenter6698 13 днів тому
That gotta be some AI, I've even seen some distortion around the guy's head, but maybe it's compression or smth
@Deathwish777
@Deathwish777 13 днів тому
hispanic women shave their eyebrows just to redraw them in to a ridiculous degree, why not this.
@1893unknownuser
@1893unknownuser 13 днів тому
hahaha... that's funny, but they don't shave them... their don't grow very hairy eyebrows... they're like this by nature... but yes, they paint them to compensate...
@andomapletoft6509
@andomapletoft6509 13 днів тому
​@1893unknownuser how do you think men end up bald... it's natural thinning so they paint it on doofus 😂
@1893unknownuser
@1893unknownuser 13 днів тому
@@andomapletoft6509 Men have a stronger genetic tendency to became way balder than women... AND THANK GOD!!! 😅 Don't get me wrong... nobody looks amazing bald... but poor bald women, they look like 💩... xD
@TheHolyGhost777
@TheHolyGhost777 13 днів тому
Uhh.. That's called TOTALLY meth'd out. Look how long and how hard he chewed on ONE chip?!
@JohnP-go6wf
@JohnP-go6wf 13 днів тому
Who cares Good assumption brother! YEAHHH!
@garystinten9339
@garystinten9339 13 днів тому
Dedicated is what I call that.. Besides, he was probably told 22 chews per mouthful..
@michaelmitchell338
@michaelmitchell338 13 днів тому
“He thinks it looks tough, it don’t, it looks f*cked” Bubbles.
@Blas4ublasphemy
@Blas4ublasphemy 8 днів тому
I thought he was a "sam-squanch"
@jenniferjones3408
@jenniferjones3408 13 днів тому
😅😂 people get spray tans, so why not spray hair.
@nobody3692
@nobody3692 13 днів тому
Pleather hair to match the jacket 😂
@SaraNorman-lv6cu
@SaraNorman-lv6cu 9 днів тому
Thats the part that makes it look cool. LOL
@antonytippler9887
@antonytippler9887 13 днів тому
Who is fooling who is the question,,, themselves is the answer
@PhilRMcGregor
@PhilRMcGregor 13 днів тому
He should have used a matte finish for the "hair". I'm certain that would make all the difference.
@janec1489
@janec1489 13 днів тому
Yes, not satin!
@ricci8376
@ricci8376 13 днів тому
​@janec1489 It's more of a gloss finish, really catches the eye.
@janec1489
@janec1489 13 днів тому
@@ricci8376 😄😄👍
@AnthonyWilliams-ew3wp
@AnthonyWilliams-ew3wp 13 днів тому
How sad his life must be.
@Ricardo_Ramos78
@Ricardo_Ramos78 12 днів тому
Just an alien trying to enjoy life on this bizarre planet.
@ronaldsimmonds1002
@ronaldsimmonds1002 13 днів тому
Night of the living KRYLON
@stolenmemory9479
@stolenmemory9479 13 днів тому
No problem at all... Is just funny af 😂
@chrismay2298
@chrismay2298 13 днів тому
Dude just chillin trying to eat chips and gets plastered on the web. MYOB
@silver47official
@silver47official 13 днів тому
CRISPS! They’re CRISPS!!!! Aaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!
@chrismay2298
@chrismay2298 13 днів тому
@@silver47official For the Brits, sure. In this part of the empire, they're CHIPS, sweetie. 👍
@yumjoystyle2
@yumjoystyle2 13 днів тому
@@chrismay2298 lets come together, "crispy chips" 🙆🙌🇺🇸🇬🇧
@silver47official
@silver47official 13 днів тому
@@yumjoystyle2 No! No! No!
@1893unknownuser
@1893unknownuser 13 днів тому
He looks literally like a monster... I don't know who told him that he looks good, but he's not a good friend...
@rocketdock11
@rocketdock11 13 днів тому
That's a full face mask.
@catzanddogz7517
@catzanddogz7517 13 днів тому
Dude be allergic to the adhesive on toupees.
@opheliagrove666
@opheliagrove666 13 днів тому
He is not hurting anyone, if he is happy, go for it
@russells.3864
@russells.3864 13 днів тому
So what happens if the man has to go outside, and it happens to be raining, and he is terrified of umbrellas? Jesus is my savior!
@adb888
@adb888 13 днів тому
Then he has his Rudy moment - that's all...
@geocan1221
@geocan1221 13 днів тому
Could be a whole new look for you Carl 🤪
@honest_abe777
@honest_abe777 13 днів тому
That is nothing go to Wal-Mart at 3am in the Morning just see
@Sam-lf3hn
@Sam-lf3hn 13 днів тому
I like his style. Bro, clearly putting out there living his best life his with best hair.
@DMAN99
@DMAN99 13 днів тому
Why didn’t he give himself a better hairline?
@RJKK
@RJKK 12 днів тому
Never seen somebody so chilled 😂👍
@johnnyfatsacks5209
@johnnyfatsacks5209 13 днів тому
The only thing I need to know is does the carpet match the drapes? 🤔
@robertherbst9487
@robertherbst9487 13 днів тому
Its like his coat is Venom trying to turn him into a symbiote.
@Gonken88
@Gonken88 12 днів тому
I think the real culprit here is the person filming someone without their consent.
@YTBoof
@YTBoof 16 годин тому
There is no expectation of privacy in public.
@Gonken88
@Gonken88 16 годин тому
@@YTBoof Lack of privacy and being filmed to be posted publically on social media for amusement are two different things. It falls under slander if the purpose is to humiliate or harm where I live, as it should.
@cbsparr
@cbsparr 13 днів тому
If women can paint their eyebrows, then men can do this God damnit!
@chrismay2298
@chrismay2298 13 днів тому
Yep. Same exact thing.
@Varangian_af_Scaniae
@Varangian_af_Scaniae 13 днів тому
Sure if you want to look like a doofus, go ahead.
@texparker4407
@texparker4407 13 днів тому
What he saves on haircuts and shampoo, he spends on new pillow cases.
@VividMac101
@VividMac101 12 днів тому
He identifies as someone with hair.
@Dylan-on2gh
@Dylan-on2gh 13 днів тому
Astro boy.. mhh astro man!
@Blas4ublasphemy
@Blas4ublasphemy 8 днів тому
OMG lol!
@gary1961
@gary1961 12 днів тому
The return of boot polish.
@oldtanker4860
@oldtanker4860 13 днів тому
This was at best worth a 30 second video. The choice of soundtrack made it feel like it was a week long video.
@MichaelZuzolo
@MichaelZuzolo 13 днів тому
Steven Segal been doing it for years
@Blas4ublasphemy
@Blas4ublasphemy 8 днів тому
Don't forget Ray Lewis...
@icky_mack
@icky_mack 13 днів тому
Maybe he passed out and the boyz painted him up. Im impressed. The fid on the cheek is so 1999.
@edwardtupper6374
@edwardtupper6374 13 днів тому
I've bought so many cigarette papers from that guy in my life, I would have thought he would have enough money for a taxi by now
@dank7256
@dank7256 13 днів тому
They look really cool.......pppfffffffhahahah😂😂😂
@peterfrance702
@peterfrance702 13 днів тому
It sure confuses the security cameras. I feel this is just the beginning.
@cmwHisArtist
@cmwHisArtist 13 днів тому
I thought it was a tattoo, until it looked shiny. Women wearing a white silk dress would feel the same about this as men do when women wear heavy makeup .
@eq4611
@eq4611 13 днів тому
is that DJ Khalid?
@lv2465
@lv2465 12 днів тому
I saw an Indian fella with a painted hairline too whilst shopping. I was tempted to gently call him to one side and attempt to convince him being bald was nothing to be ashamed of.
@robertl7239
@robertl7239 13 днів тому
The "Edgar", by Sharpie.
@niranjanreddy555
@niranjanreddy555 12 днів тому
He's minding his own business, i have no problem with such people
@AlienLivesMatter
@AlienLivesMatter 8 днів тому
Some feathering around the edges to break the perfect lines would go a long way to achieving a more realistic outcome. I wonder if that is the same polish used for the leather jacket...
@KingBuddyofshorthairs
@KingBuddyofshorthairs 13 днів тому
Old school GI Joe hair.
@zacharygreene1979
@zacharygreene1979 11 днів тому
He could've chosen any hairline he wanted and he chose to have it receding that far back 😂
@jesselasalle5104
@jesselasalle5104 12 днів тому
Bro be looking like the toy Santa in Santa Clause 2
@Greenpoloboy3
@Greenpoloboy3 13 днів тому
Everyone is saying it so I'm saying it again! If women can paint their eyebrows, MEN can do this!! Come on, lets paint our beards and hair on!!
@donitaforrest9064
@donitaforrest9064 12 днів тому
.....or, how terrorists, thieves and mercenaries can hide in plain sight.
@zeeeeroin9981
@zeeeeroin9981 13 днів тому
New flexseal hair club for men.....
@squiggymcsquig6170
@squiggymcsquig6170 13 днів тому
Remember when Fisher-Price "Little People" were small, wooden, with round painted heads? This was the bad guy who collected the protection money from all the other Little People.
@umbrellacorp.
@umbrellacorp. 13 днів тому
I. Can't. Stop steering either.... 😳...😯
@saltee_crcker2363
@saltee_crcker2363 13 днів тому
npc didnt get the hair physics update
@vaclavadamec-mynickharryme6047
@vaclavadamec-mynickharryme6047 9 днів тому
I think that this is so faaar better than all of different kinds face/head tatoo that it's actually good. I know its a dye , but should be good tatoo for people with just few hairs - they have 2 options - leave it or shave it. I must say its peopably not my cup of tea , but I like it. Like the style of older superman's hairstyle - with curly strand in front ..should look good ..👍
@sephardim4yeshua155
@sephardim4yeshua155 13 днів тому
I think I saw this kind of thing on a kids' show called Lazytown.
@monkymonk6
@monkymonk6 13 днів тому
New for 2024-Shapeup By Sharpie
@jeffreyv8547
@jeffreyv8547 13 днів тому
Ron Popeil in heaven doing the I told you so dance
@thisis.michelletorres444
@thisis.michelletorres444 13 днів тому
They gave the *NOmie* a whole video!
@gregb4395
@gregb4395 9 днів тому
POC's do this all the time in Chicago. Paint for the dome, Sharpies for the facial hair/hairs.
@ajonetto
@ajonetto 13 днів тому
Most sane NYC subway commuter in 2024 be like:
@smcgilli34
@smcgilli34 13 днів тому
Steven Seagal?
@ladyrachel13
@ladyrachel13 12 днів тому
Women draw on their eyebrows so why not a full head of hair and beard? 🧔🏻‍♂️
@ec8687
@ec8687 13 днів тому
His head is shinier than his jacket
@ClickClack_Bam
@ClickClack_Bam 13 днів тому
Imagine a woman hugging dude & then walking away with his hairline imbedded on her cheeks & neck etc lol.
@14caz68
@14caz68 12 днів тому
Just needs the eyebrows and he’s got the full set.
@Low-Key123
@Low-Key123 13 днів тому
Best thing I saw was the micro needle tattoo treatment on the scalp. Makes it look like you got a full head of hair, but you shaved it. Its actually impressive. And expensive. This though, is mental.
@user-mw8to4ng9i
@user-mw8to4ng9i 5 днів тому
He’s rocking it..people get tattoos all over their face, head and neck that look more ridiculous than this
@contrarian8870
@contrarian8870 13 днів тому
Next time use matte paint not glossy
@Pilafcg
@Pilafcg 13 днів тому
This man is one step into the future
@solenegro
@solenegro 12 днів тому
Bro know what he wants I respect it
@Unmutuall
@Unmutuall 13 днів тому
That is genius, I wish I thought of that.
@tazzatamania
@tazzatamania 13 днів тому
I live in Liverpool in the UK. There used to be a bloke who's nickname was Cherry Blossom, which is a well known brand of shoe polish. He used to lather it on his head to cover up the baldness but when it rained, it would run everywhere so you would see him carrying an umbrella, even in the summer.
@jerrybrickley2115
@jerrybrickley2115 3 дні тому
Can he paint on his pants, too? I mean, since he can't be criticized for making himself look stupid from the neck up, why criticize from the waist down?
@rafamatavelli3399
@rafamatavelli3399 13 днів тому
This is Cyberpunk 2077, but not quite there yet. Give it another 53...
@bobabooey285
@bobabooey285 13 днів тому
Dude was in his own world doing his own thing
@loudorchen9897
@loudorchen9897 9 днів тому
His hair matches his leather coat 😅
@JOHNNY-zx1lc
@JOHNNY-zx1lc 13 днів тому
"No hunny you look great" 😂
@anonuser7157
@anonuser7157 13 днів тому
Gotta Black Magic Marker
@Luke-el1st
@Luke-el1st 6 днів тому
Hip hop john travolta.
@ElsieLyn
@ElsieLyn 9 днів тому
Hopefully it doesn't rain 😂😂😂
@adivarso8175
@adivarso8175 13 днів тому
Because we're worth it...😂😂😂
@mileschurch67
@mileschurch67 13 днів тому
What happens when it rains!
@patmcbride9853
@patmcbride9853 12 днів тому
I blame Nanzi Pelosi.
@skachor
@skachor 13 днів тому
Neuralink + this + capitalist society = blade runner Its almost real, 80s kids!
@maxidaho
@maxidaho 12 днів тому
Those must be some seriously crunchy potato chips.
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