The funniest thing is that that’s what he says when somebody asks him to talk

Years puts it..... lightly. Try centuries.

@@manicseacucumbers4194 the funnier part is he asked “do you have any last words before you kill your creator” and he stabs him, then says no.

@@snikerz5886 try eons

@@the_staplergun3968 weeeell he did say it after he stabbed him hahaha

Honestly this should be the human mentality for alot of things. If someone saids you cant , just do it anyway. Cant stop climate change? Do it anyway. Cant go to space and space fairing? Do it anyway.

Doom Guy: Im gonna pretend I didn't hear that

I'll leave this at 666

'You can't stop the procession' But I can stab a cool blue knife into it an f*ck everything up :)

God everyone gets it wrong. In reality, doomguy is nearly brain dead and he has no idea what to do, so he relies on other entities to tell him what NOT to do, and just simply does the opposite.

does he aged while on hell? no does he aged while on neptune? no, hour does not aged you

Hell the fucking no💀 those demons would’ve beaten my ass easily💀

@@Polymerata does he age*

it might have taken him a few months longer, but he would have gotten to Davoth eventually

Great, now I wanna play a version where Doomguy killed all those demons without an army.

I miss Vega ;)

@@mayasarah5648 the Father IS Vega

⁠@@HA01012009 Vega has ascended

@@HA01012009 and Vega is Vegeta

XD that’s the best way to put it

I mean, wouldnt you?

I can’t believe Urdak has a built in “no spawn killing” mechanic

"No blood can be spilled in this... holy place." while the doom slayer is just wasting all of his ammo.

Bruh

And these weren't just the regular forces of Hell. These were *THE* absolute best that Davoth had prepared for the inevitable day that the Slayer would bring the war to him.

@@SoldierOfFate haha shotgun goes brbrbr

@@SoldierOfFate as Doomguy’s great grandfather would say “if that’s the best you got then your best won’t do, you’re among wolves now and these are our woods” -Terror Billy

@@SoldierOfFate To make it even better, these units were prepared SPECIFICALLY for the Slayer. Every single last one.

He failed to beat himself

The intern is clearly the Father in human form. Just like doomguy was born into our realm in human form.

@@mikemurray9726 it'd be funnier if it was legit just some dude who doesn't care and just wants to watch Doomguy MOP everything like LIVE Tv

He’s just a level 99 dikrider, also has an amulet that grants +75% fear but has -50% dikriding

Everyone else: OH SHIT RUN! Intern: Yo man what's up

Minus the long as loading screen

fuckhuge lol

Bruh best comment of the year my dude!

Thats how it be in every Beth game. In Skyrim, the dragonborn summons a big cannon offscreen and launches themselves out of it.

a true Doom speerunner. the culture thrives to this day!!!

Imagine if it worked. Credits just immediately roll

He is a nerd/geek lol

21:00

@@Paddydukes89 they'd make a sequel.

The khanmakers are advanced because they were angels but the demons are just their puppets. Evil people look ugly mass equals frequency

because the demons and the advanced people are two different entities. the demons are the demonfied fauna from the billions of universes Hell consumed, and the humanoid people with red armor with staffs and guns are the Original Creations when Hell was a normal universe

"Finally my time has come*

Considering that they got their ass handed to them the first time they've got attacked.

@@DevilWolf000 the sentinels only lost to hell because they were betrayed, first the entire army was split in a civil war and then at one of the most crucial battles they were betrayed by a general and screwed. They would have won against hell if the makyrs and the priests didn’t want to join hell

@@Zabrixis1919 that way after that mate. When Hell came through following the Doomguy the sentinels found at the gates they would have lost easly if it wasn't for the Slayer. Read the codexes on Sentinel Prime, the night Sentinels / Argenta people had no chance against Hell when they first invaded, only after they experimented with some demons and worked on their own technology. Before that they were outmatched. The battle you're talking about happened way after that and the betrayal didn't really change many things cus the Khan Maykr made a deal with the Dark lord and she secretly built Nekravol, even without the betrayal they wouldn't have stop the Khan Maykr who is invincible outside of her realm. The true evil is actually the Khan Maykr who almost drove two civilizations to extinsion just beacuse she needed mass amount of argent energy. (This is why the remastered "Sign of Evil" plays in sentinel prime)

I mean who wouldn’t want to fight all of hell with the mfing doom slayer

@@donovanroundtree524 agreed even if it means I die I am joining

You and I agree on that Edit: thanks for the likes 👍

so ma men just want to shut the fuck him up

Man you are spitting straight facts

Then he wouldn't have gone through all the trouble to revive him at all lol

@@thewatermelon3831 first, it's a joke, idiot. Second, the dark lord was alive, just not in his true form, so the only way to killing him was to summon him and shut him down once and for all. It's not that hard ma man

Imagjne if he also said "Sentinels! Formation!" as a more DOOM-esque "Avengers! Assemble!"

ey lemme make ur likes 100

To warn you that I am here

He don’t say it. Hell itself says it

what is "bad doomguy"?

@@ImmortalChanger bad doomguy is doomguy but he’s the demon lord

Gets rich as fuck with saying no

It's not a voice actor really, these games are done with an actor doing the motion capture. So the actor just said nope.

@@Appri using his voice therefore voice actor

@@howdy.. My goodness, why didn't I think of that? xD

I just wish they still used Brad Hawkins for Doom Slayer's mocap like in 2016 and he got to say it. The memes were glorious enough that he got to be the Voice of the Goblin Slayer.

Perfect for close encounters lol

It's his stuffie

Kawaii koto🤣🤣🤣 cute toy

The ending of Plutonia referenced this: Make sure to tell your kids to put a rocket launcher in your coffin. When you die and go to Hell, you'll need it for some final cleaning-up...

So did he die at the end in the coffin?

The dark lord is God himself, but fallen from grace edit: according to Hugo Martin, the dark lord is a prime evil and not God himself. don't tell me this as I couldn't have known this stuff 2 months ago

No shit

@@ImmortalChanger he literally fucking killed GOD for a single bunny he’s earned my respect

Dont fuck with peoples pets man

God can not be killed and satan is still alive trying to mislead humanity....

intern is 10/10 second best supporting character in the doom franchise first is daisy

The most fearless intern in the solar system, they sure as hell hire him full time after this

What a smart intern

Not just the intern, background dialogue and lore indicates there are people who outright worship him.

I heard rumors for the other interns that he bit the throat of a demon and lived. Jokes aside, I think he knows what he is doing.

HEY GUESS WHAT?! hes no longer OUR problem!!! have fun with that!!!

I liked the part when he was was suppose to had a talk with him future evil self (father of doom) , but yet in every scenario he ended up choosing "wrong" path and ended up in morph-ed overdimensionate forms of self

Is badass as fuck

@@danielpopadic4314 is not the future evil self tho

Blood for the Blood Gods

Nah, it's bible 2 but was never published to be hardcore asf

The entire DOOM series is just DLC for the Bible.

What would have happened if God didn't spread people out of Babylon:

I was the 998th

Nobody touches his bunny. Not even God or the devil

John wick: i'm here y'know for back up everyone needs a partner, even more compatible if they had the same backstory

@@mrbombastic982 Doom guy was john wick'ing before it was cool 😎

And his family XD

Rabbit is symbolic...

500th like.

bdw the sentinels are the humans in the doomslayer universe right? or just another species cuz im still a bit confused about this

@@Nell_Hell I think they are human/humanoid from a different galaxy/universe, since it’s not exactly stated clearly yet.

@@Nell_Hell they're humanoids from the argent'dnur(other dimension/planet)

Then he can choose his race, class and origin.

@@pacivalmuller9333 Imagine a super demonic slayer just destroying all of hell again

The wyvern he rode on became his next final boss

The internet broke me, cant believe i just laugh at that

He was trying to cross the border right?

Yup

My like gave this 666 likes. Kill all demons

Literally the smartest demon, helping the Slayer and not trying to fight him

Imagine killing so much (My grammar here is intentional) that the fking demon tasked a big ass demon to be your personal elevator for that one day and you are off sleeping again

the titan he awoke is the biggest and most powerful Titan in creation. he would give even the slayer a run for his money. He alone is strong enough to kill the entire human race. and probably strong enough to kill satan himself.

He would've scrambled for a shield, bunker, or something if Doom Slayer's bestie Isabelle showed up so all things considered not that as bad as it could've been.

@@somwongbulipsurt7901 funniest thing about the Issebelle/Doom Slayer friendship is completely cannon, both companies confirmed it

@@Callsign_Bear that is epicness timed a thousand suns

@@Callsign_Bear wait what????

@@Callsign_Bear you shitting me?

No.

Another good one: *Pumps shotgun with malicious intent*

@@chrismounts5925 You mean *Religious Intent*

*stares with the Origin of "intent to kill"*

Are you guys forgetting “RIP AND TEAR!?”

I love the line "as all things were made by my hand, so shall they be unmade..... starting with YOU!" Its very good.

Ayo, Doomslayer with the Grey Knights vs the Chaos Gods when

@@I-am-in-excruciating-pain until they run into a bunch of noise Marines blasting the soundtrack for Doom eternal, they'll do just fine.

@@flynnt77 I highly doubt that the Warp will be able to corrupt the Slayer, considering Hell wasn't able to corrupt him as well

@@I-am-in-excruciating-pain you're right about that. I'd be more concerned about the Grey Knights having second thoughts on the team-up once the Slayer hears his own theme playing and goes full killdozer mode 🤣

A true ally, true friend and a true fan of the slayer

God what a nerd, but its basically all of us.

Doom Internal

Doomguy's intern is also a badass why am I not surprised

Being closest to the Slayer is probably the safest place to be if you're not a demon.

“Cool suit, looks big enough to catch these hands”

When you fear the bane of Hell so much you need a suit to fight him while the Slayer has an option to do so while almost near-butt naked.

The Creator do be lookin' kinda thick tho

I can understand weaponizing and mechanizing demons but Satan, the Devil himself, or at least the Creator really shouldn't need a mech suit. I guess it's similar to how for example, Marvel's Thor is better off with Mjolnir than without. But still, I'd rather have Davoth (The Creator) change into a monstrous form when facing Doom Slayer.

@@mudkipzuzu I personally think it would be cooler to have the Dark Lord to fight similar to how the Slayer would - agile, hard hitting, flexible tactically. Sort of like a mirror match that really tests your skills.

Isn't there a no helmet skin? Or idk I saw a video of the first cinematic where he puts on his helmet but without the helmet

doom 2016 started at doomguy wakes up in the coffin doom eternal ended where doomguy was put back in the coffin

@@supercato9613 there is a mod that removes the helmet, but the barbarian skin also doesn't have a helmet

It’s not like we never knew his face

@@dariusmatthews2521 yes but now it's in HD

Well, to seal him is also the only way to "win" against him.

Send him to Animal Crossing

@@MT-su2lq DoomSlayer would hate being in the Naruto universe lol.

idk man i figured he would just chill in the fortress of doom

There is more to it than that. He is the last remaining piece of existence of the Dark Lord. If this is the case and Doom Guy died. For all they know Existence could cease to exist. So putting him in enternal slumber until needed for a absolute emergency would be quite important. Also for all we know something worse than the Dark Lord could one day appear.

Even better: The madlad resurrected Satan just to kill him

All I could think while hells forces lined up was, yeah he can still handle that, and THEN he got back up. Wasn't even a chance in hell he woulda lost.

@@cassenadcock9066 good pun

too angry to die

He would've whooped everyones ass regardless

Bruh for a second there i thought the portals were the back up for hell😂😂😂 and still they won’t even be close if they join forces😭

They knew slayer so well

@Iver Digital Imagine if one of the games added Doom Slayer as a weapon, The enemy team will get wiped out.

For a brick, he flew pretty good!

As I stated on another video like this...Fire me, Boy!

If you're going to pick between a bunker buster and the Doom Slayer as ammunition, you better believe you should choose the one man army as the better payload

I’m pretty sure they put the artillery there specifically so that he could launch himself with it

Yes, it was in the lore that the slayer worked with the sentinels before he stopped serving the gods

The Slayer is acknowledged by the Sentinels as an ultimate problem solver, so when they need to ruin the Hell all over again, they'll just throw The Slayer at the problem and celebrate the victory right after that.

@@prisuners6275 Why did I laugh at "just throw The Slayer at the problem" so damn hard?

@@joakimvhes302 The Slayer is a key to a problem that wouldn't exist after it was thrown at it Then they pull the key and put it back to the pocket just incase

What? When he he hallucinate that?

That and its confirmed he had a wife and child.

@@collinb.8542 but it was mainly about his bunny

@@xptaco2298 sigma male grindset

@@inputcontrolled490 so true and based

i mean, given how the base game starts, thats not far off. its like suspended animation. the runes keep him...stable i guess, until the slayer is needed once more

Speak

It's normally cliche but it's kinda funny in this context

yeah they probably struggled to create the most terrifying boss hell can conjure, so they created Doomguy (Hell ver.)

Well when a single man has such a massive rock hard throbbing boner so large it's pierced the multiverse on at least 100k levels for killing demons. Its pretty hard to come up with anything scarier than that

@@musicwarrior7630 That’s how I feel when I get some putty!

HAHAHAHA

"rip and share" lmao

Slayer: I didn't request for reinforcements. Valen: Well I didn't ask for your opinion either.

ok thats best comment here XDD

You need more Likes on this comment dude.

He had to pry his hand open to putt a shotgun in it and he never let go

Our hands naturally rest open, and we use muscles to clinch them into a fist. Doom Slayer does not have this issue, as his fists rest closed, and he needs to use his godly hand and forearm muscles to open them.

Same goes for me, except I'm morbidly obese.

As a certain fairy once said: "MUSCLES, TOO HUGE, CAN'T REACH FACE!"

Walking around everywhere like a gorilla lol.

this is why more internships should be paid at least partial

@@tytothetoetaker9788 fax. Unpaid internships are slavery and anyone who supports them is a corporate bootlicker.

Agree! I wish Vega was here though 😭

@@popgas3821 you want to know something about vega that makes him there.

True he is great but Samuel Hayden was awesome to me

he wanted kill assist points.

He's done it once before, and hell spat him out. He can do it again.

That's literally the thing he did before they sealed him up the first time. He killed so many of them his name alone sparked fear in even the toughest demons hearts

He'd take on any character, hell even superman, but he'd still come out on top

man, this damon feed to much XD, he gain to much XP

Thanos only needs to snap his finger and everything is gone

99

-I have an army. -We have a slayer

"And we also have the combined forces of the Pan Pacific Defense Corps, the UNSC, the Galactic Empire, and every single Night Sentinel."

did think*

@@KarlKognition Is that the correct word? I think both are the same

(Oh wait, what am i gonna say first? oh i know ) "N o"

It's like ID forgot how this all happened

"They'll bury you in a lunch box!"

"LINE! Can I get my LINE!?"

XD 😂

Just like doing office work

Possibly to be awoken when trouble rears it’s annoying head. (Annoying for him, devastating for mankind, mind you)

Job well done then, yeah?

Just another day at work

ngl saw the end coffin & I'm like "didn't demon you just say when he fell they rose? Get your arse back up!"

Grey knights vs angron legion

Praise be to Space King

I had to look this up and see if it was actually from a Spy Kids movie or you were just making a silly joke....I'm speechless.

spy kids is crazy

That was Steve Buscemi, right? I actually remember that line... not sure if thats good or bad...

I cant stop fuckin laughing dude!

This was the guy who created an island of hybrid animal monsters right?

If you look closely you can see the Slayer is genuinely surprised and impressed to see them. Goes to show he still feels things. Kind of like when he saved Vega (the Father).

Because everyone is dead

I don't think he really cares.

Some logs around the later missions shed light on this, by the time of fight with the reborn Icon of Sin most of the remaining humanity viewed him as their god / protector and reveared him for what they could piece together that he had done.

@@doc5507 Wait what-

If you listen to the human broadcast at the end of the main campaign they sorta thank him

Kinda what I was thinking. Dude took one look at the Slayer and wrapped himself in as much hellish armor as possible whereas Slayer doesn't even wear enough to cover his biggest guns. /Flex

For even he knows and trembles...

Dark lord. Go back to your christian propaganda

Technically he was the equivalent of Jehovah, not Satan.

@@TheNorbertus shut up bitch

Funnily enough that’s the name of my anus

I think it’s called a Terminus Balistae

Doom slinger, let me rip

@@jaelord in the words of Salvatore Ganacci, "try to relax your anus"

Dude's standing 3 feet away from the core of ultimate evil/creator of all, held by the most dangerous man in the universe, and just carries on like it's a normal fucking Tuesday.

My man has no time for fear

666

He is Internguy. In the first age, in the first battle, when the workload first lengthened, one stood.

What if he is not a intern? What if he is the father? In disguise?

And even that he says AFTER striking him down....

True to his word... I know that saying is "true to his words", but he didn't say a second one, ok...

Our rip and tear is eternal

Amen

But it is never done

I wanted to like your comment but its 69 likes and thats niceeeee

he chose the path of perpetual torment. Doom is eternal.

He was like: C'mon shut up already you gonna catch these Hands... *ALL OF YOU*

Khan maykr: Wait that's illegal

I have never seen the doom slayer bow to anyone

@@LoneWolf_432 except for king novik

@@etafol ikr

The demons are literal powerups for the Slayer. :D

@@simbriant yeah. I don't think he would have had any trouble tearing his way through the entire army

@@Callsign_Bear yup

@@Callsign_Bear he would have loved it

The portals scene was cool but I would love to fight a really big army alone

shit was literally avengers endgame lmao

damn joseph i never knew u liked this gane

Wait joseph joestar is a gamer?

@@octstudios7718 yep

That one MAN*

*That one gigachad

Well at the end of the main game they said his fight is ,,Eternal''. Resting till we need him to rip and tear once again.

How though? Samuel haiden became the father dude, didn’t he? And it said all demons outside of hell would die So is Mars hell?

@@jigokunohi6538 Samuel hayden is not the father, hes samur. VEGA is the father

@@thesaddestdude3575 ok

@@jigokunohi6538 ok