🎉 THE RESULTS ARE IN!! The winner of the vote with 7,151 votes (over 45%) is the Barns & Nobles update!! Download the mod completely for free here: ► modrinth.com/mod/barns-and-nobles-update Also get subscribed for more insanity like this coming soon!!

that soap and soup one was quite decent actually + the soap is useful for building and decoration

honestly this one just kept getting better and better, first the nicholas cage one seemed cool, then the corn one came and hit it right out of the park, THEN BARNS AND NOBLES?!

The cheese update is unironically a great incentive for exploration, like, mojang is currently trying to make exploration more of an important aspect of the game, but I think a golden pizza that gives you strength 20, but needs you to go to a variety of structures around the world, is a much better reward than anything armor trims ever tried to be

it would be funnier if the soap made the regular obsidian cry instead lmao

Barnes and noble’s would probably be a great update.

0:36 the way he aligned up the "eight viewer-suggested updates" with the appearing of the updates is just wow

6:58 Its official now. If you ever are crying, use to soap to cure your depression. 👍

I like the part where Knarfy said: "Watch this" and un-reinforced my deepslate all over the place

As a person named “Nicklas” (Nicholas), I do see this as a win. But I am clipping knarfys “cmere, Nicholas” as my new ringtone.

respect for knarfy for being able to put up with us

Barns and Nobles feels like an amazing update. All that I feel is missing is finding out how to make the noble's mansion spawn next to villages. The barns can stay out in the wild cuz it feels like a farmer ended up abandoning his farm or maybe was killed or lost. Maybe the barn could be a little more run down but it also works as is

For the bad soup, you should give an advancement / achievement, that way they have a reason to drink / eat the bad soup

Soup&soap is incredibly funny and very useful but I'm gonna have to go with the Barns&nobles update because of a lack of new structures and fightable bosses in the overworld

Idk if I like the soup or the corn one better, but I think I'd choose the soup one if the soups had like 5 sips (uses) because you craft them with golden apple after all. And every sip effect would be randomised of course

I think the Cobs and Lobs update could be very interesting in a challenge run :D

Honestly, the Sweat and Threat was probably my favorite! Not onboard with the idea of sweat turning into creatures that hunt you, but if you were to replace that with a geyser or something that has a 10% chance of spawning a swarm like that I think it would be perfect! Though mostly I'm just in love with the idea of a threatening force just disappearing in the water!

That Nicholas Cage fight was quite the "Face off"

7:10 UNGILDS YOUR BLACKSTONE

Nicholas Cage could help you find diamonds and stuff like that as a reference to the National Treasure movies where he played Ben Gates.

7:36 Knarfy casually un-reinforces our deepslate😢

I have a new kind of stupid idea it might not break Minecraft but it will break you ( so take three of your friends and yourself, Everytime you all place a item on the ground rather stairs or a block, change pov with a random player, the catch as your pov changes you controls don't you control your player but see through anothers pov) I have no idea if this will end up in a video but I'll try

5:08 Thank you for using my idea I was super excited when I got to this part of the video.🎉🎉

The Cobs & Lobs update would've been perfect if you'd added Colonel Cornelius Cornwall.

personally i was going to vote for cheese but then i saw the golem wand, but then I realized that the noble needs to be buffed more, so my vote is cheese

I think the fungeon is a reference to Wreck-It Ralph, with King Candy’s “fungeon”.

6:53 UNCRYS YOUR OBSIDIAN

6:24 UNMOSSES YOUR COBBLESTONE

4:25 looks like you cheesed the bossfight

"Hey! How dare you!" *unreinforces your deepslate

3:17 who saw the “and stomach problems”

The update update one actually gave me a laugh. Cuz Mojang does very few updates and when they do, most of the features are in the devlog

Such cool names for a mod that just adds in a square version of a actor

Knarfy, Can you code a character that can change its look to be any player once it touches them?

The Nicolas cage ‘thing’ made me think of an old mod thing for Skyrim where it just replaced all textures for cages in game with you guessed it *NOCOLAS CAGE!*

I love the Barns & Nobles update and will vote for it… but I will say that I love the recipe idea for soap. Also nice variation of cows

As a Nebraskan, I can confirm we have the best corn. Come to the Lauritzen garden’s corn festival! Don’t move here, it raises prices and taxes for the locals!

Everyone vote for the Nic Cage update! ● It adds actual gameplay. ● The cage structue is an easy way to get some diamonds. ● adds a new building block. ● it's funny. ● Nicolas Cage

When you use the soap, make it give a gold nugget when you wash Gilded Blackstone, and give you moss when washing mossy stone and mud, when you wash the roots and washing the reinforced deepslate gives you echo shards or iron bars or iron nuggets

12:18 Sweat monster's: NOOOOOOO WATER! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!

These updates always look at random voewers suggestions which are fun and often made with sillyness in mind but it could be fun to see one of these videos by using suggestions out of minecraft critics and other more people that often like to suggest new features

Soup and soap = the goat of all of the updates

I have an update: The All the little things update part 1 and part 2 (maybe part three if this takes long) like, not just a meme update, but an actual update they should do. Basically everything in Minecraft, even the little things get an update. First they start with each biome, and give them a new vibe that keeps the same ideas but makes it more fresh and detailed, like the Birch forest update but for everything. Because the snow biomes got a change that fit much better with the brand new height changes for 1.18, like snowier peaks and being taller of course, while they added powdered snow for certain areas as well. Stuff like that would be great. Then the 2nd part would be features and structures. Like dungeons needing an update, where they become more detailed and a bit bigger with up to three rooms, but single room dungeons still have added detail, but then they keep the original dungeons since alpha/beta and make those rare with really good loot. An update like this would be really great for the game, since we have some of these things for ages.

Strong and long:springs:can be added to boots to jump higher and has no fall damage when you use it.obsidian armor part:give a little bit more armor to protect your self.stone mace:can swing things around mobs.brute zombie and skeleton:have more strength and heath And take a while to burn can jump higher by two extra blocks and a little bit higher

There should have been a Nick Cage Golem

7:30. "No, f*** you. **Unenforced your deepslate**

My favorite is "Barns and Nobles" and "Soup and Soap". And on 3rd place (but not fav) "Cobs and Lobs" just because using corn is funny. I would combine "Barns and Nobles" and "Soup and Soap" because they both cool and will look better if they in one update. Like Soap and Soup in Nobles' "Bastions" .

The Vends Not Friends Update. Villages are removed, replaced with malls. Villagers are removed, replaced with vending machines now, and they never run out of stock or try and move away from you or even charge you over a single emerald for anything they give you. As for *getting* emeralds? Breaking a machine drops some for you, so any machines you refuse to use become payouts. Plus, a busted machine stays there, and a golem associated with the mall (like how they can be associated with villages currently) are able to fix them, including refiling the emeralds, though they're a tad slow to do it. I bet a lotta folks would love such an update.

7:39 reinforced deep slate can be mined but takes A LOT of time

clearly the Soup & soap update is the best one.

next time you do something like this here is an update idea (bred) fails on tales adds things like the failed flying pig, the failerman, the failed roast, the totally (not) awsome tunic, dirt slabs, dirt armor, dirt tools, new structure called: knarfy's dirt hut AND BRED WITCH GIVES YOU BRED ARMOR WHEN YOU EAT IT (IT'S VERY OP)

The noble needs a buff that puts his health just under the ender dragon by like 50

I love how much effort knarfy puts into his videos

2:32 oh, you based it on the netherite ingot's properties😂

Ya forgot Glowsquid's hypnotic nature in the intro. THIS COULD'VE MADE SUCH GOOD FARMS BUT NOOOO WE WERE NEVER PROMISED THAT WHEN IT WAS IN THE INTRO VIDEO!

Obviously Nic Cage gotta win.. he’s the men of memes

16:58 The ender dragon is a girl! Thats a fact stated by mojang. Edit: Googled it. She was named Jean.

in cobs and lobs update you need to add plantable corns.

i had a crazy idea (in the soup and soap update) first of all, make them stackable, then make so you can gice them to mobs. Healing effects damage undead mobs, with the possibility of giving them Speed/Jump boost. Zombies with haste would break doors faster and such. While also bad soup would give them debuff, like withering (And obey the Wither flower drop thing) Mobs that received blindness would lose track of you when you got a little far, and maybe soups could have effects that are not present in the normal potions (Like teleportation suppression, that would make so players and endermans couldn't teleport for a certain amount of time, or a Attack speed modifier that would make the cooldown of the sweeping attack twice as shorter. Could be cool while repairing tools, useless while criting.

Update idea: Tomato and Potato update 1.tomatoes 2.golden potatoes and tomatoes can store up to 20 items 3.the bag it can hold any minecraft crop Crafting:Two leads,two sticks and three string 4.Potato block crafting :bag of potatoes surrounded by 8 potatoes 5.French fries and ketchup fries recipe: one baked potato crafted into 3 french fries ketchup recipe : one tomato , one sugar and one glass bottle= one bottle of ketchup 6.potato posion: gives saturation for one minute ,regeneration 3 for ten seconds,strength for ten seconds

knarfy never fails to destroy my braincells D:

3:12 THE CHEESE UPDATE!

FUNDY in the FUNGEON got me rolling 🤣

The Barns and Nobles has the potential to be an actual medieval update

Even though he isn't pregnant, Knarfy never fails to deliver Edit: why does this have 1K likes it's a bad joke

Stop the update vote, add all the updates.

The Tic and Tac uptake: adds tic tacs that you can eat. If you eat too many of them in a short amount of time you go crazy and get speed and jump boost. There is also Tic Tac guns that you can shoot at mobs and will give them the same effect if they get shot too many times

7:56 - Did anyone else notice the Grey Villagers are just named "Grey Steve"? 😂

Nickolas CAGGEEEEE

I would pay for these NOT to be added to Minecraft.

Mod idea, Dust and Stray update, New pet variants, mud armor from baking mud in a blast furnace, mud pigs, and a new block called the Driftwood, it is a darker wood, almost like a slightly darker spruce color, planks, (cut in a stonecutter,) can be crafted with a turtle helmet in a smithing table to get the Ocean Dwellers Helm, Infinite water breathing, strength, and luck. Also adds a new boss, The Ghast King, a grey ghast hydra, that regrow each head after 10 minutes. So be quick fighting this boss, it spawns in a new structure called The Nether Tower. It is a giant tower from the floor to the roof, and has a core that can be broken. With silk touch you can pick up the hydra core. Can only be broken by a netherite Pickaxe.

The Soup and Soap one would be awesome to test with friends and useful!

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I know an update that Knarfy should do. It is the BOSS update. There is three bosses, on for each dimension, the ancient golem in the overworld, the Undead King in the Nether, and the Mutant in the End. Each of these bosses has several special attacks, and when killed, the drop a heart of their dimension, now with each one spereatly, you can make pretty good stuff, but combine, and you'll get the dimensional staff.

Butter, mansions, & soap (though with a slightly different functionality) are amazing.

The barn looks so much like the barn I built (winged) for our Bug & Seek server a couple months back! 🤩

I feel the Soup and Soap update, could update the soap to when you wash the block off it drops the items that your cleaning (Mossy cobblestone drops moss, guilded black stone drops gold ingots, etc)

The flares and scares update, (yes Ik this isn’t a community post but I had the idea and wanted to put it in the comments) first of all the flare, a new item crafted with gunpowder iron and red dye, it does exactly what you think it does, it shoots off a flare that scares nearby enemies away, and it also can do damage if it’s in the flare gun, which brings us to our next item… the flare gun, it’s just a flare gun used to shoot off flares at enemies and damage them as well as having a chance to light them on fire, it’s crafted with red dye all around a amethyst and an iron nugget. With the scares part, there comes some new mobs like the ent, who is a living tree that stalks you in the forest you’re in, making its way to you then suddenly attacking you (drops a tree spirit that can be used for making a growing charm, that helps things grow, maybe like an instant bonemeal but you have to charge it with the tree spirits). Also another mob comes called the cave crawler, which is like a spider that moves on the roofs of the caves you’re in, waiting to get the drop on you and give you a heart attack (which drops a sticky web, which is a throwable cobweb but single use, also drop corrupted spider eyes, that can make a corruption potion that when thrown, gives the corrupted effect, which makes you take half a heart of damage extra, but also gives a small speed boost as well). If you read the whole thing you’re very cool here’s a cookie 😁🍪

Combine all of them and call it the Chaos Update

What about the Freaks and Shrieks update which spawns haunted houses which are haunted by phantoms which simply stalk you until you open a chest or break or place a block in the house then it would go berserk and attack you until you die or it dies and it would be tough but not impossible and maybe have a nether ruins biome which would also be home to phantoms and have really good loot but haunted by multiple phantoms instead of just one and in the haunted houses you would find the phantom cloak which would allow you to phase through walls while shifting along with other goodies such as diamonds armor enchantment books armor trims and other valuables to make it worth your while

Nine Ningots for a Nick Cage block? Outstanding

Its funny because in the first part of the battle montage he has black bars to cover his health but later you can see the armor bar even though hes probably wearing armor in both. Also the fact that it just doesn’t attack him but the first explanation is much cooler 😂

For the popcorn update, I would add a few things: Popcorn does quadruple the damage of regular corn, and sets mobs on fire. Buttered popcorn doesn't set mobs on fire, but instead pits them against other mobs.

Knarfy love your vids! to crash your game in the most creative way is to: Go through a lot of chunks of the Farlands while having a lot of resource pack!

Knarfy you missed the opportunity to use the Nick Cage block to make a Nick Cage Golem

Knarfy: You know what? Forget you. *Unreinforces your deepslate.*

I wish I would've watched this vid before the results, because I wanted (keyword wanted) the Cobs & Lobs update. Still very funny vid, Knarfy!

the scythes and knives update adds scythe weapon which is basically a cross between a sword and a hoe. Its more efficient than a hoe, has less damage than an axe and more than a sword, and is slower than sword but faster than axe. knife weapon: Has less range than a sword and does a lot less damage, but has no attack cooldown, so every hit is a crit. crafted with a stick and diamond/iron/gold/whatever thats my idea just for fun :p

Knarfy's pulling a mob vote and making us choose between a bunch of things hes already coded.

I actually have an interesting mod idea based off dredge imagine if while in minecraft when it gats dark and mobs spawn as normal but while not directly interacting with them they start scratching blocks or generally messing with stuff like breaking glass or opening doors. They also disappear if they player gets to close unless their anxiety meter fills. This anxiety meter increases as they see more ways that mobs have altered things nearby as it fills up mobs increase spawning or illusions start messing with you or you lose your sense of direction (nausea) and it also causes phantoms to start spawning and become more aggressive And of course dying doesn’t reset this meter the only thing that does is sleep

Swiss & Bliss and Soup & Soap are the perfect concepts for an update

The soap would be great for roleplay and the sweat would be funny if you could spawn the sweat monsters with a sweat bottle. It would take pranks to the next level!

The Cereal & Meal Mod includes: -Cereal (mini parts of cereal that you can trow/eat) -Cereal with milk (cant eat) -Cereal with uranium (eat able and give you good effects) -uranium (can be eaten and gice you very good effects) -if you add first milk instead of cereal big Uranium boss will spawn and one shot you

NOT THE FUNGEON 😭 The Barnes and Noble mod is such a cool concept fr, it's gotta be my favorite (I also love the retextured animals!)

The Triggers and Diggers update. Adds guns and slavery, just like old times! Force villagers to dig for materials and harvest crops for you! Starve them. Guns now exist, and one shot to the head proves fatal, even to the Ender Dragon! There's also whips to make sure that your slaves get back to work! Oh yeah, the more they work the more black they beco- My lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke.

love how much effort knarfy puts into his videos

The corn and barns and nobles would be so cool together I think mojang should actually add it

7:34 *UNREINFORCES YOUR DEEPSLATE * is such a great offense 😂😂

The sweat and threat one would be cool with some changes. First, reduce the spawn rate of the monsters and give them a new model. Also spice up their animation when they combine with water. Make it look slick. Then add some new items. Add a multi block shower you can build and put in your house. A portable shower would be cool too. A sprinkler for your yard to run through would be fun. add a washer and dryer that you have to put your armor through. But change the rate at which you have to wash your armor. Maybe 2 or so in-game days. But keep the sweating timer the same. Lastly, you could add some other interaction for when you’re sweating. For instance; maybe traders won’t trade with you if you’re all sweaty and gross. Or if you’re in a cold biome you take cold damage if you’re sweaty. Things like that. If you’re really gunna make a mod you gotta give it some substance.