@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 da wha--

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Be my friend

Lmaoooo

Hes lightning McQueen

Corpse: b**** u wanna see some real speed....

YESS Why?

So fucking infuriating

@@teorautio6269 As someone with a lot of anxiety, when you are super anxious about something sometimes it can be impossible to do normal tasks. It was probably super frustrating for him.

@@teorautio6269 Well there's no need to be like that.

@@wishteria_ I know that anxiety can make stuff like this 1000x worse and more difficult but what I really get mad at here is corpse wondering out loud "what am I doing wrong" and ignoring the game literally telling him what he is doing wrong

Me in a nutshell

I just finish tasks way too quickly and everyone thinks I'm always sus bc they never see me do tasks.

Because of one thing the CARD SWIPE

@@nightsedge6182 same or then i just cant do card swipe

@@foxgamer_6487 I am a god at it

I heard that he had something on his eyes while playing and he couldn't read properly but I ain't sure

@@ivysaro8423 yeah he's got an eyepatch to focus his vision but he was going too fast on the card swipe because he said his hand was shaking from being nervous about everyone watching him and couldn't control it

@@angelorolo4308 ohhh it's so sad ;-;

@@mysterioushadi1774 stop spamming

I am literally angry after watching this video...

Omg how dose this have no replies this is f*cking funny

Lol

oh you don't get it... The reason for card swipe being too fast isn't on Corpse. The card is just so terrified by his voice that it's trying to run away...

And the triangle of trust

Did you forget about the true evil ... foil

74 likes no comment and also 1 year ago lemme fix this

Poor sykkuno 😭😭

@@killerbot3229lol glad people still watch old videos

@@ayeshamazhar123it’s always him!😂

@@Gen-ZBlondie exactly 😭😭🤚

Lol irl card swipe fail

Oof I feel bad lol

Lol

Agreed. I feel very bad for him. He tried so many times and literally said he was shaking multiple times. I honestly wish I could give him a hug to comfort him.

No thanks

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Haha 😐

@@Destinnies true

Yes 🥰

He's baby

Cupbeem 2487 also Corpse as crewmate: They all think he’s imposter cause he’s been it four times in a row

Why is this so trueeeeee

I simp either way

He's more used to sliding that knife in than sliding a card

I mean...I would definitely simp for him but....whatever 😒🤪😅

He's nervous But from his voice he sounds calm and ready To swipe cards, but he keeps on forgetting To slow down, the whole crowd sus him out He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

Yesssss eminem

@@the11thhour44 reactor is melting down Everybody's freaking out The clocks almost out Times up, and now Corpse gets voted out

@@the11thhour44 He's failing, HOW?

Bro these verses need more likes

Ikr

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Random fun fact: When you spam comment sections, you are actually spamming comment sections! wow! crazy ik right? let’s watch you spam comment sections so you can annoy the crap out of everyone.

@@gavinreedisgay5770 this made me laugh way more than i should have lmao

@@gavinreedisgay5770 Your amazing for this 😭

And I never learned how to fking read

what up, i'm jared, i'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to swipe a card slower than the speed of light

i can't- omg hahaha

Lol

I like your funny words magic man 👉😎👉

*insert lil kids saying aww*

Crying Cuz he cant read

Sums up everyone's residual chaotic energy.

If I was in the same situation of everybody staring at me while I'm failing to do something over and over again I would feel pretty inadequate honestly

@Lilliann Tanner people probably

he has vision problems iirc

hes jared, 19

@@pikaffe Lol nice reference

Suddenly, I am legally blind

so annoying

_sweat_

laughing

*Manly cry*

Why i can see the meme? 😂

Was that his first livestream? I can understand why he was so nervous

Agreed that would be so funny

Lmaoo

I think my fav words from jack is “OMG UR LETTING THE DUMBEST PLAYER GET AWAY WITH THE SMARTEST THING EVER!!! BOW HE’S GUNNA GLOAT ABOUT IT FOR DAYS!!” 🤣🤣

pretty sure he goes "its killing time" but he wasn't even imposter

@@elliesart_it’s funnier because everyone thought he was, and then he was the first one dead that round 💀

Sometimes the predator is the most vulnerable of prey.

Beginning of the game Corpse as a crewmate: My hands are shaking

Why does this comment only has 3 replies

@@amyfonex52 who knows?

Who isn't nervous to do card swipe?

“alright how about all of us go with corpse to do card swipe.” corpse: intensely sweating

@@serenityperez8535 reactor:am i a joke to you?

literally just slow down😭

@@avasaladino4197 Card Scanner:Too slow : )

Has he got a disability?

F

The card swipe is easy

You guys know that it's content bait, right? Corpse has been playing this for how long and doing card swipes just fine? You can see all the bigger youtubers that show themselves playing games fail on purpose on things like that, or as Felix(pewdiepie) used to say "Oopsie! I failed, how clumsy of me!". Getting people annoyed at a simple fail creates "buzz" which causes people to comment as they're frustrated at the easy to spot mistake, which in turn makes the video more likely to be spotted by the algorithm as amount of comments or "participation" is definitely one of its criteria.

@@ScarletFlames1 press X to doubt

@@HiThere-ek3ko what part are you doubting? Corpse deliberately failing to create content, other youtubers doing it on purpose or youtube algorithm counting comments as part of its recommendation calculation?

I thought my phone broke-

@@noob9768 I’m am confused, what do you mean?👩‍💻

You good? Did you forget to change accounts?

@@Linxcypt I think someone deleted their comment

@@Linxcypt there's a different @ thingy, someone definitely deleted their comment

You and damn near everyone else me included, whether for his voice or because he's a good boy

@@keileylane4226 wadsup baby.. 😂maybe both

@@lightyagamiplsblowmyschool877 usually both

It gets better.

And then the haters made him quit UKposts. That aged like fooken milk.

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 will you please stop saying that I saw it on 3 separate comments

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 yes it does

@@bubbles9447 snowflake in yo name for a reason

@@bubbles9447 what he say?

@@xero0015 YES I love this name

Ok

@@oliviawatkins8235 okay.

Ok

@@oliviawatkins8235 k

@@oliviawatkins8235 *S H U T*

Bsjjajdhdh

timestamp?

@@donthmuimsimpingforrantaro8788 not a quote from this. the base format is about tying shoelaces (not sure where it's from) but they altered it to fit the stream

BAHAH THE MEME

OML THATS THE MEME XDDDDD

LMAOOO

yeah❤️

He was going too fast bruh 😹😹😹

@@smellyfroggy3020 Yeah, I think the real issue was that he was swiping it fast but he also didn't swipe the card completely.

0

If ur in a relationship and you ask your partner what you are doing wrong then ur partner says beep...you wouldnt understand that too

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 LMAO WHAT-

How you like that that that that that , badabing badaboom boom boom 💀

*Bed smashing sounds*

@@gmlune LMAO YOU DIDN'T-

@@expensivegirl6789 I did

😂🤣

He’s so bad XD

TRUE!

Same

@@demonproser6791 You wanna square up?

I was thinking of making pretty much this exact comment, yeah

He’s clearly doing this for content, he literally swiped at the same speed (way too fast) 30+ times. My 7 year old brother would know to try swiping it slower when it literally says he’s going too fast.

Yes, that was very suspicious, he did it faster every time he tried. I mean come on dude you gotta stay natural

Have you ever tried this crap? I share CORPSE's feelings (what?). I tried but I'm too used to actual card swipes and I couldn't until I learned that I have to go REEEAAAAALLY slow.

@@elontusk8018 or maybe it's because it was his first stream and he was anxious so he panicked 😐

*_fastest_* card swipe

xd

y e s

Thats why he is a good impostor: impostor dont have to do card swipe

OH NOT THIS MEME

I saw this on Pinterest and it made me SAD 😭

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/ioSUnauCbXty0Gw.html

I was literally thinking of this meme omg haha

@@jan_draws5268 what was it called

Ikr!?? That’s what I was thinking lmao

😅😂😂😂

You're ruining his life

Thats a lot of like in 7 hours😂

@@MercuryBlackN the best part is that the girl in the pic is a lesbian lol

@@lemonade_spice who?

visual tasks are probably turned off so jack didnt see it

@@velynnec could still see the bar go up tho

@trix o still, he could've asked but probably forgot he saw it. It was also unlucky that the card was Corpse's last task.

No that was early on the game, and Corpse died. That wasn't the time when Corpse literally failed card swipe 4 rounds in a row XDDD

Britt Visual Tasks was On

I think he has issues with vision or was to stressed to read it 😂

i am steal

i think he couldn't control it because he said he was shaking.

He got stressed and his hands were shaking sooooo

He has an eyepatch on one of his eyes and was his first time streaming so he was under alot of pressure

Both, both is good

*sees “too fast. try again.”* *swipes faster*

I can tell hes used to being imposter

@@purplecat6399 lol

"Sweating bullets" means worse than sweat though, it's not a cool thing like you thought because when he was failing the card swipe, that's when he was sweating bullets.

Just smile and swipe boys, just smile and swipe

His balls were extra sweaty this game

Lmao so trueee 🤣 I actually feel bad for him though.. XD

Corpse you got to go slow when you want to do the card swipe

Damn

“My goals are beyond your understanding”

XD

777 likes 😮

Love your profile pic

@@RCARTAGENA1222 thanks homie 🖤

I would be sus of it too I mean... come on lmao

I truly hope that he wasn't trying because if he was I think he might need to learn how to read again

I was your 1.700 like

How is there 1.7k likes and 4 comments

Is this live?

can u please explain lol

Corpse: "I fear no man, but that- thing..." card swipe task "It scares me."

@@queencewong6333 stolen comment.

@@fearfulness9721 10 billion people in the world and no 2 people can have the same ideas. NOPE not possible!

1,000th like

@@fearfulness9721 off* maybe you should go to sleep

645 likes but no comment??

@@marcusswife1241 It's just too good to make people silently like it and walk away

I did not realize this had so many likes h o l y- Anyways thanks y'all 😅

Ha I’m on mobile I have no such weakness

@@taylorbritt499 its a good meme, so accept our likes!

He just do everything so fast

One like... one like away from 666.. I need to.....

do you mean ironic?

@@salafi.shadow no cause that won't make sense

@@evelynneclipse2069 But iconic does?

lol

Corpse never cries

@@FakDflt don’t be like that

@Pam Martin stole.

@Pam Martin fr

Watching that made me want to bash my head in

I need to see him acknowledge this

He should try the card swipe trick,he rlly needs it as he sucks ay card swipe like me lol

Ur papi the what?

I mean, he has bad eyesight and couldn't read the words clearly. He had something to help him see when he finally went "all I had to do was swipe slower??!!"

Stolen or realy similar

@@liammack5494 why tf do you care if its stolen or not

@@ssjdiorr2114 cuz it doesn’t deserve the likes

@@sxmmerskyes909 literally I see comments like this all the damn time why sweat over it? It’s not a big deal and honestly I don’t give a shit Edit: I just what do be clear, i don’t think it’s ok to copy someone I just don’t think it’s something to waist your time complaining about depending on what they copied

😂

Graystillplays: INITIATE 1000X LIGHT SPEED

I wheezed at this

How does no one realize this is fake

The worst part is no matter how many times it says too fast, he never slows down the tiniest bit.

Everyone talking over each other: Corpse: I can’t believe I failed cardswipe

I will be second

An I'll will be third

I'll be 4th

5th one

I'll be the 6th!

EXACTLY MY HEART IS RACING AND IM SHAKING A BIT THINKING ABOUT IT

Should've been "hold my card"

time stamp?

@@kylie4792 for Leslie or him falling card swipe?

Leslie watching this: *impossible*

To be fair, I always fail card swipe 50+ times every game I get it as task...

or worse, remove the sticker off his back

@@krittikapaul355 i understand that reference

Your profile pic is just divine lol😔👌🏼

@@yaotzinxochitiotzi5613 is that Asian Nick Fury??

Lmfaoooo these are gold, I’m dying!!!

😂😂😂

How can you have a fear of corpse impossible His voice if perfect 🤤

Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 What😃

@@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 I JUST SAW YOU On JAMES CHARLES'S POST sorry I'm just laughing about how you are travelling everywhere GHREJKW

It even says Bro Read Try Again once.

Gotta go fast

@@kagato3 no it says "Bad read"

@@pizzariotin nah, it definitely says bro read

@@pizzariotin it switches between too fast and bad read

This is underrated.

IMCRYING

Or swiping a credit card at the supermarket lol

Poor CORPSE

Poor corpse

Scarra: fukin dies

Why was he so nervous and shaking like mad?

@@zacpointon1423 it's in the desc

when

@@jam8659 what did it say please tell me

Huh 1k likes but no replies? I guess i will be the 1st one.

Huh 1k likes but 1 reply? Guess I'll be the second one.

Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? I guess i will be the 3rd one.

Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? I guess I'll be the third one.

Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? Guess I’ll be the third one

That sounds like crippling anxiety

nice

@@gideoniskemp Yeah he has it. It's one of the reasons he doesn't feel comfortable for going out or showing his face.

Bruh I looked into the comments and read this exactly as he said it in the video 💀💀

Right i caught that too lmao felt that

It’s actually easy

@@MetahydrixIsWeird to fail

@@kimapr3817 nah, I can do it once and it work

@@MetahydrixIsWeird still easy to fail

@@MetahydrixIsWeird exactly