Parrot was meant to marry Ash, but in a shocking turn of events, he stole Branzy's heart instead.

7:42 *"Ash, you're probably doing this for American citizenship"* Reddoons LMAO

"Don't talk back to me, get married" - Mom Peirce 2023

Imagine pulling up to a wedding and the priest is just like "Yo, what is up my slimes?" 💀

“Due to the fact that Branzy is a licensed priest in real life and the rising popularity of virtual weddings, this wedding is technically reinforced by law.” Not the exact quote but I couldn’t care less

Time flies by so fast, they went from Parrot banning Ashwag for hacking to being Married as a couple.

"Clown is your mother." had me rolling for some reason lol.

I like how clown just stands there and watches every singe branzie's move☠️☠️☠️

Killing branzy without armor is like dropkicking a toddler 😂

5:40 the slow turning of clown's head, he was boutta end everybody there 💀

the exploter and the admin getting married what a great couple

Branzy running at the end with no armor because he didn't bring any and only having random blocks as well as not attacking at all got me in tears

Seeing clown be so kind and not killing people is so funny

„I assume that she’s a wonderful guy“ got me dying 💀

You don't realize how much art you two just spawned.

This is the deadliest mariage ever💀

Absolute power couple, I’m sure the fanart will be great

create a fake marriage and then cause mass murder for 1 heart in a videogame? parrot: yes

now imagine if branzy had secretly been ordained before doing this. Pple can literally be married over video call in some states... Peak comedy

I like how Parrot aimed bow at woogie he move and after he aimed to clown he stood thier staring in the face even the members came in between

So these are the weddings rekrap is always talking about in his videos.

ClownPierce finally setting aside his killing spree for once in a long time just to see Parrot be married to Ashswag is the best thing ever

6:32 SUICIDE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! Had me dying.

Brazy should have become a real officiator so he could actually marry them without them knowing

And I thought watching Fundy and dream get married was a crazy ride

"This is beyond embarrassing" I felt that too💀💀💀💀💀💀

I absolutely love this type of video, where it’s everyone having a good time together.

My favourite part is how parrot is like damn huge ceremony with no everybody naked bunch o' free hearts lol

Congrats to the happy couple 🎉 may you have a long and happy life ❤ 😂

man I love when parrot posts on lifesteal

i love how this was supposed to be a funny little wedding but parrot and mappic was plotting the entire time

5:43 the way clown slowly looks at him like that as if daring him to shoot

He went up to hearts one is because he is married and the other on it because he killed Branzy! Also congrats on beeing married!

Aaah yes a chaotic marriage which concludes only men and while the seremony Is taking place the groom and the bride are thinking about KILLING EVERYONE 😂

branzy trying to be the 40 yr old guy trying to be the new gen with the skibidi lmaooo

"stop hitting each other save it for a wedding night" branzy and his wise words (i think he knows :skull:)

Bro I’m so lost but this is awesome that you guys did this we need more of this in life steal

I can’t wait for the sequel. The sequel: “I had kids (In Minecraft)”

the first time lifesteal groups up together without killing eachother

4:03 imagine someone comes to you and goes "This are your parents" 😭😭😂

'stop hitting each other, save it for the wedding night' smooth.

love how parrot was planning to destroy the whole time

So happy for you two

I don’t know what’s funnier the fact that they got married in a game bc of a joke or that Baranzy is a pastor…

Clown was ready to kick parrot when parrot tried to get branzy😭

3:45 “there so many free hearts in here” -Parrot

You always make the wildest videos in a great way!

Bro got married the most sudden and way possible lol

he is a legal ordained minister so they are technically married

"Skibidi matromony" got me laughing😂

If clownpierce and branzy get married that make the best lifesteal seizoen ever😅

Parrot forgot to mention that branzy is actually wedding certified

6:58 "SKIBIDI HEART WARMING" IS DRIVING ME CRAZY HELPP (i love this vid sm)

"SUICIDE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was laughing almost the entire video. This deserves to be a main channel video. 💀

YOU CANT HURT THE MOTHER IN LAW DUDE. Don’t talk back to me, get married 5:50

First season: clownpeirce Fourth season: drugs Now: marriage Life Steal is crazy

This was my favorite stream ngl, loved when you jumped Branzy after getting married 😊 Subscribe or you're cringe fr

"make sure to contain yourself, Parrot" bro literally contained himself in a box.

Aw, poor Branzy, he was the real victim here XD let's hope Clownierce doesn't go after parrot

congrats to the happy couple ❤ may you have a long happy relationship 😆

ive seen some crazy stuff but what the heck dude love your vids keep up the amazing quality

I'm WAITING for Clown Peirce and Branzy to get MARRIED

This is how you know that these friends are keepers, even if they usually try to kill you

Branzy: Yo what is up my slimes. Is a W start to the wedding

congrats to the newly wed couple 😆 best parrot video

I laughed so hard when ashwag's speech😂

Bro, your content just perfect

"Suicide will not be tolerated" new favorite quote

I'm pretty sure I got married in Minecraft once. We exchanged flowers, he placed his bed next to mine, and then and never spoke again.

I’m so proud. He finally grew up.😢😊

Clown got the mother instinct

Clown's now planning on killing Parrot since he killed branzy

i love how this day is also the day a new member joined lol their first experience of lifesteal is gay marriage and also death and destruction and i love that

Always good when parrot posts

'this isn't you man' ' its the nerves' parrot: WHYYYYY

This Is the best lifesteal season ever!!!

I swear next videos “gonna be signing a prenup and getting a divorce”

By the end…Parrot really did take someone’s heart 🥺

1:54 parrot so shy, he's hiding in a hole XDD

I love the Life steal smp episodes! I love your Videos you're great!

I wanna know which lifesteal member was looking at old Parrot and Ash tweets and was like, this’ll be funny

the lore has expanded

Mapic:why weddings are so long Zam:shut the fuck up😂😂😂😂😂

I LOVE THIS! this kind of content is amazing and sooooo funny!!!

Exploiting the priest at my marriage for a heart speedrun

Parrot during the whole ceremony: mentally dying.

CLOWNpierce: this is so skibidi heartwarming bro"💀💀

Oh my god was this one hard to watch.This was so cringe but awsome at the same time. Ps it is so funny seeing Ash in a wedding dress

I was watching the stream while they were planning this 😂

finally a good day on lifesteal smp 😂

The best thing I saw in a while

That's the funniest vid I've watched in a while 😂

I get you parrot.This was probably a misery.

Congrats to the happy couple 🎉 may you have a long and happy life ❤ 😂🤣🤣

parrotswag for life, no more swagdoons

I literally watched this same wedding from clown's perspective

I was like, wtf hes not that old, right? And then i read (in minecraft) Oooof

Why is no one talking about the "Bro.. Theres so many free hearts in here"

I love ashswagg reaction so much 😂