Each and every one of your videos has different volume. I need to ajust acodingly every time. And for that reason... I'm out

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Did he become successful?

The poor wife. Is she even allowed in the 🏠 🛖 🏚?

@@roldanelvis2449 🛖 🛖 hut 🛖 🛖

Lol!!!! Classic

Genius!!! Gonna use that!!

For real though! Ffs! 🤦🏻‍♀️

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I pissed my pants thanks

I thought the same thing

Pockets- 70s: Book, cigarettes 80s: Book, cigarettes, walkman 90s: Book, discman 00s: Book, MP3 player, mobile phone 10s: Smartphone 20s: Smartphone, mask, sanitiser, backup mask, vaccine certificate

When watched this, I thought to myself “Ive had wireless Bluetooth headphones for years now”

I thought Deborah’s hair cut did that

All those shiny fresh dragon-faces did it for me

😂😂😂

"you see the thing with lighting is you need to....."

he was a class act - Peter jones hated him though.

​@@Espectro101I know someone who served him and family in a restaurant in London. Said he never said thank you once 😅

​@@PJ-cj4uvserved Jones or Farley?

​@@PJ-cj4uvThe entrepreneur Felix Dennis was also said to have been abrupt verging on rude with staff in restaurants. But then at the end, he would leave them a massive tip.

I'l never understand that, I'm so polite to people, and friendly, it gives them a buzz I swear! Smiles produce smiles, kindness produces happiness@@PJ-cj4uv

Hahaha this comment deserves way more likes!

Hahaahahahah underrepresented comment hahahahahahaha

She is hot tho..🤔😉😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

@@KnowThyFuture I've just given it one, I would his Mrs too...... after a few pints.

Zero orders in wholesale. Sold 700 online in three weeks. Early days though.

*three weeks, makes a difference

Bankrupt after $1000 fine by the BBC? Sack him or fire him, Ceos.

Looks like he did alright in the end. He's still selling it and sold 65000 the first year this show aired. I don't think he was a bad bloke. He came off as arrogant but pressure will do that to some people.

Honestly he could've just said he wants to make them confident he has some understanding of business and can be worked with, rather than "teaching" them

I thought the same 😂

Never even thought of that lol

The local pickpockets will know too. Pick up the whole towel and run! 🤣🤣

@@kdphotos4691 swap it for your own identical towel and it'll be hours before they even know to look!

😂

Thanks for putting your valuables in one place, it really makes my beach hustle easier.

Thief: Oh wait...i'm not that strong...

Benny Hill chasing ensues around cruise ship.

Including the person on top of it?

It’s not a secret if someone sees you putting your valuables in there. And it’s not really a secret if there’s an obvious bulge there.

@Walking Somewhere this is the way

@@RockLou it is known

S T O N K S

He didn't mean stocks in stock market. He meant inventory.

@@Mobius_Pizza I think it was a joke.

agreed .... the correct business-like and professional manner with which to provide constructive criticism ....Jones was equally objective

That´s a good one! 😀😃🙂

more like 25 years

The spouse in this case seems to be really behind the product here though.

@@vickysinghvirk8768 I was referring to their home life...

Unless of course, she is just as bad! I get the generalisation of the ‘poor hapless spouse’ but in fairness, most of the cringey people I know somehow found equally annoying and cringey people to marry.

@@ah7910 True!

He was probably a great guy until he married her. Did you think about that?

Hahah so she’s the cause. Made him think he was really smart

@@HalfbreedTrini I don't think he needed any convincing of his own 'intelligence'.

He certainly thinks he is

Just realized she didn’t say a word the entire video. I forgot she was even there

@@HalfbreedTrini More like he's got her so browbeat and timid that she doesn't dare speak up and incite his wrath. Poor thing's got Stockholm.

Autistic Evan is an absolute worthless non-entity 🤮

Came here to say this. He's incredible at calming down the nerves and having an honest analysis with them.

I got chatting to him in a bar once and he is such a great and interesting guy.

I'm very randomly late to this comment, but yes, he is IMO the main thing that separates shark tank and dragons den

What are you talking about? He tries to wind them up again after the pitch, every time. It's brilliant!

Lmao

In terms of sales, we have no sales

Lmao, awesome comment.

😂😂

This comment deserves an investment.

Baffled by the pitch , Be humble remember your asking for there money and expertise ! I have this product and it is great but l never bought it from you and ld have walked if you’d tried selling me it ?

He's not going to take him to court. He'll be too busy paying off that incoming stock that was meant to go to those orders that are not orders.

That would be funny to see a dragons Legal team would rip the guy apart and leave so much debt he'd go bankrupt

This guy wouldn't need a lawyer, he would be his own lawyer and tell the judge how to do his job.

Had a bit of a David Brent vibe about it that line

He's the kind of person who would tell the waiter to ask the chef to come out to advise him on the doneness of his steak and how his mate is a head chef who worked with Anthony Worrall Thompson in the 90s

​@@R.S_HowellI know a geezer just like this. Infuriating and hilarious at the same time to talk to 😂

And what happens when you sit on your keys.... Not a well designed product. Also, the logo is printed all over the cover, so people know the valuables are more likely already inside. Would be worth way more if it were completely plain

I thought the same thing!

A jolly jape

James bond should get one ! 😂

@@Asw_2004 The "hidden" pocket hangs off the bottom, so you won't sit on the stuff in it.

You’re outta line, mate. IM OUT😠

That’s not a very nice comment, and I’ll ignore that

I read that in his voice 🤣

Thanks for that advice. I'll try to remember it for future videos.

You can actually watch it before its loaded. You can start watching a video when it started buffering

Typical know it all southerner

​@@tex2344 😂😂😂😂

11:51 itza is out

00.00. Jenny is out

​@@davidjames579i think you mean -1:00 - Jenny is out

@@EgonTheGreat. I can do one better than that -2.00 Jenny Is Out

Theo's FACE hahahaha 4:45

That's like telling Gordon Ramsay how to make scrambled eggs.

The slow pan is so funny

@@ThatBritishSnep omg ha ha ha but with theo he didnt get the f words lol

Itsa are now worth 2 million!

Couldn't of put it better,exactly same thoughts occurred to me...

@@peterivory2037 Just change village pub to bar at the marina, Costa Brava to Costa Rica and pounds to dollars. We have them here too in So Ca.

The names Bucket..Richard be a dear and teach those Dragons a lesson

You seem to be very familiar with the stereotype. Suspiciously familiar.

That would be prat...brilliant analysis though.

So it took those business geniuses 20 years for the company to be worth that much 😂😂😂

"The Sun made an article" Fact check needed - I'll believe it when I see the annual returns on companies house LOL!

@@GeeEmJay just search Itsa company, he's right. Worth over 2 million.

@@GeeEmJay 2022 figures, Cash £1 973 666, Assets £2 171 443, Liabilities £699 406, Net Worth £1 337 800. So probably worth £2m now, not in 2004 though!

Jake Bracket, when you said, "distribution of wholesale goods began in 5000bc..." I could not continue reading because I spat my drink out in absolute laughter!😂

Hahahahaha

I literally died laughing.

Bahahahaha

hahahah , classic

🤣🤣

I dread to think what his idea of romantic pillow talk is

@@Smithjones12 Dave: Romantic pillow talk is when your in bed with your wife or partner and speaking seductively to them.

@@danhanley1313 exactly

@@Smithjones12 🤣

Considering his product is selling well, he's doing something right lol

​​@@SergyMilitaryRankingsa clown with no irl orders who only sold 700 products online lecturing millionaires who sold billions of items and have a combined wealth of more than a billion pounds is smart you say 😂😂. They should have booted him from the start, such disrespect from him.

@@outsideconfidence12 a clown who thinks intelligence equals net worth, he was spot on because his product is still selling well, being rich doesn't make you smart.

@@SergyMilitaryRankings you realise that those people have earned their money, if u think that that guy has more knowledge and experience than those dragons you are insane, its the same if i went into a university and started lecturing a maths professor just because i know how to add and subtract...

​@@outsideconfidence12he was just showing them he's up to their level. They're not going to want to go into business with someone who's not their equal.

Yeh, David's great. Well, according to him.

@@jrbs LMAO!😆 This guy has lost his plot!

I think I’ll use this video as my reference for my DBA

Let's see it then.

Your names already on possibly the most famous Soap bar in the world so good luck with that(!)

Yep the towels he’s trying to sell, Theo sold them many years ago in the eighties 😂

Its their hair and dress sense

I was thinking that as well, it's the sort of couple you'd expect on the price is right

Sure they used to be in “Duty Free” on ITV in the 80,s. David and Linda !

@@nicksparkle hahahahaha I used to watch that with my mum

Yep

Yessssss

Ha, yes doing it now. I can hear just not looking. He's irritating.

Hahahaha always

Comments are the best thing on UKposts.

🤣🤣

Ok, I'll make sure your eulogy is flattering.

LA Raine, Love your comment!😆

I'm going to teach Stephen King how to write! GOOD LORD!😤

Well apparently you *do* want to tell him how to spell "Ramsay".

"Look, universes are about percentages, God"

Physicists: there could be other universes out there. Dave: there could well be, but I'll take 'em to court and won't think twice about it..

Classic

After about 10 minutes: God-"For My Sake!! SHUT UP!!" *Throws him out towards hell*

OMFG ...yeah? ..... You sir are a genius. Best coment ever😂😂😂😂😂

Straight to the point pal love it

I know right. The way he was simplifying it for them. Expected him to be like " if I have 10 apples and I sell 3 how many do I have left"

HAHAHAHA

The champagne bloke was the worst

@@riverstour i will check it out

UNDERRATED COMMENT! LOOOOL

This guy is just straight up a dictionary

@@simbae170 no, it isn't. It doesn't make any sense.

yes!

@@monkeytennis8861. Yes it does.

This guy needs to listen more and keep quiet

I am afraid to imagine what their family life is like...

@@Psycho250785 Condescending and Acts way more intelligent than they have the depth to really jump into, Should be looking up... not Talking down like they're Morons... You want their money. You want to wow them and Have them Like you in a fluid manner so they feel like they can work with you. I've relayed these episodes time and time again, Fair Product and a Functional Friendly Pitch with direct answers to the basics can get you the offer even with very low sales (£10,000-£20,000)

Bignut come inside of her gut and leave with no trace

He should have been a teacher. Guy loves lecturing.

I love the way they hobble up the stairs with all their bags of shite, looks like they're climbing on to a WizzAir flight to Tenerife

Great comment.

He'd also critique them on the curry and then jump into the kitchen to teach them how it's actually made.

You omitted to mention that he undoubtedly plays golf..........

@@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261 Hahaha! F*ckin' ace!

LOLOL!!!

He would probably tell a doctor who to perform heart surgery, he probably told Trump how to win the election, we all know how that went, and this gut is as orange as Donald Trumps left testicle !

Well you see you press this button here, and it turns on roight, and it's a streamlined process to logging in.

That’s like Bill Gates trying to tell the world he can save their life with a vaccine with no medical experience

@@j.r7091 And his operating systems are inferior; just that he got in at the right time to make it the market standard.

BODIED

😂👏👏👏

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@@darrengordon-hill bO BAG

Risk to reward lmao

But not before he tells him how to use a pencil

*YOU’RE HOLDING THE GUN WRONG* When a bullet hits the body, it’s hits the skin first… okay. Nothing else. Then it goes in. *John shoots himself*

He would try and instruct Thanos how use the Infinty Stones.

He would tell Neo how to do Kung Fu

Me too, I sometimes wonder how proud Northerner Jenny Campbell is doing

Did you not post the same thing on a different video?

@@AntiMatter930 perhaps that's part of the routine too. can't get enough of reposting this insightful comment

Hello you are very beautiful do you have a boyfriends 💕

@@vibovitold we're a bunch of dragons' den junkies

It's Mel Harvey from Benidorm.

Hahahhaa yes they scream Benidorm

"Lol" - what does that mean? Is it a key part of your penetrating comment? Have you met a lot of these "typical know all Brits".

We know what the brits are like ___John : I'm going on holiday to Spain __Tom : oh really thats nice and where in spain exactly ? Oh I don't know , near the sea ____

@@robertoballa9703 And what does your ridiculous comment mean?

I'm always watching his facial expressions significantly. Him and Peters

He don't suffer fools gladly

😆

This actually wouldn’t be surprising

Quite right, definitely spot on.

Update - he's still in intensive care, he's on a waiting list to have surgery carried out by himself.

👍👍😆👍

He got roasted

Thought i was the only one!

I hate second hand embarrassment. Gosh I hate being embarrassed for someone else. Gives me major anxiety and I cant even bear it. I get nauseated and I actually have a nightmare about it that night!

David tries to lecture Bill Gates about making operating systems.

Seriously, he was like a character from The Fast Show...

sweating, just they way they want it, more drama

Yes Roy Fr, I was thinking the exact same thing. I also thought how embarrassing for his friends & family. "I'm not a schmuck, I'm not a schmuck".

@@brendonjohn2066 he was a schmuck tho.

@@charlesmurray3255 exactly Charles.

2:02

Yes - was thinking about his poor wife. She is clearly trodden on.

I was thinking that exact same thing- when they go off for a swim it’s an easy grab

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I thought the same!

They do now LOL.

Ye the secret pocket bulking and a thief seen the person stuff it with a wallet lol

And guess who is broke!

@@chrisbevis7725 not the guy who is selling these towels. they sold hundreds of thousands

@@chrisbevis7725 atm the companys net worth is 2 million so I'm guessing they did pretty well, though I think some of that is thanks to the free advertising this show gave it.

Well, the dragons didn't say the product wasn't good. They skipped on it because the valuation was way too high and the guy was insufferable to them.@@magibubu

The Dragons were so rude. They're still learning and all his points were spot on. If they'd heeded this advice they might not need to keep working for a TV programme, and make enough from their own products.

🤣🤣😂

😂😂😂

I'm sure that is exactly what happened here.

🤣🤣 I’m DED! 😂😂

@@xozzy830x Hi DED, I'm James. * tap dances out the room.

Haha... Good one!

Me after reading this comment: 7:45

@John Kraken /whoosh/

I was rolling on the floor laughing at that moment...

We were all Duncan in that moment.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

You think?? Search the company now! They made millions

there's an app that can remind the German tourist who won the war when they sit down on the lounger 🤣

Das ist sehr lustig

@@quadmeister wats the name of the company

commented like a true pretend surgeon. Go back to sleep, lyd121

"David's attitude is alienating the Dragons"

They have done very well with this product,

:)))

TEARS of laughter; thank you

thats a lot of oxo cubes....🤪🤪🤪

My first thought was the stock market when I heard that and it confused the hell out of me, after I realized he meant inventory I got even more confused because so far he sold a handful online and has no bigger deals lined up, so why the hell does he need to buy 250 k worth of towels.

@@artur6912 who asked

Ask him the time and he will tell you how to make a watch.

They have actually done very well with this product , Check it out

Philosophical crap

We call them politicians

@@TheHarrybo1 surprising considering hes such a narcissist

Imagine being his child

Or being married to him

Title: Let me explain Subtitle: All about business so you can see how valuable a company I run and therefore will be likely to invest in my company since I am the best at business. First, when we talk about the value of a company we mean the value the company can generate in financial terms and what someone might pay for the company if they were to buy it. Secondly a company is an organisation of labor/management structured to fully entrench power at the top so they never have to do any work to keep the company functioning. Thirdly investing is when an entity decides to buy some share of the whole company becoming an investor. Lastly I am clearly the best at business since my book title is already a book in itself which describes exactly what you will learn inside while creating the sense that much more information was to be exchanged in its pages when in reality its 900 pages of arrogant self aggrandizing nonsense.

lol.

@@ninjalokust underrated comment.

He would probably dedicate the whole first chapter on how to read

Thats too nice. How about, 'I'll tell you something you need to know.'

No he's not he's made millions out of the product ..

@@peterbentley5184 Not according to published accounts - shareholders fund - £533k

@@michaelcharlton6728 turned over millions but the business is making good money

He didn't even say "Shmuck" correctly..

The guy is a waste of sun cream.

It's like offering to teach Gordon Ramsay how to swear 😀

@@Smithjones12 or cook

@@Smithjones12 I love how swearing is more synonymous with him than cooking