The desert, the snow, and France for an obvious enemy. That's genius lmao

I find it funny how the British man called the France his enemy, gotta love how everything circles back

"Even worse than hackers, the French" absolutely legendary

“…and France. Because we need a clear enemy.” Henry would be proud.

Your country might have tanks and nukes, but France has the greatest weapon of all-being underestimated.

“Charlie dropped his seed on civilisation” Sounds a bit like *deep inhale* *Zeus*

7:40 I love the idea of Deities casually casting calamities and disasters on eachother as a form of argument

14:11 “The French may kill us, But they will never know Heaven.” That’s some dang beautiful poetry right there.

"And France, because we need a clear enemy" -Tom Simons, 2022

I have no idea how Tommy and Charlie manage to make it hilarious every single time

"Survival of the fittest, ladies and gents..." A-class. Gotta say, it's amazing to watch your comedy evolve and adapt. Your timing is getting great.

0:00-0:54 Introduction 0:55-1:19 Let Them Burn 1:20-1:39 They Could Be Outsmarted 1:40-2:06 A Leader Among Us 2:07-2:28 Hon Hon Hon 2:29-4:09 Immigration 4:10-5:49 Writing The Bible 5:50-6:41 In The Nether 6:42-7:41 Fixing A Famine 7:42-8:26 Charlie Messed Up 8:27-8:44 Intermission 8:45-9:53 Taking Down The Wall 9:54-13:04 Feedback Station 13:05-14:08 Checking In On The French And The Snow Team 14:09-14:53 Dropping The Wall 14:54-17:55 The Great War (Not Real, but with the French)

Charlie being a god semi-consistently in videos is surprisingly in-character

This was hilarious. The knocks at the French and them being the best was the best part. Also, the lack of team acknowledgment was funny.

I just Love how the french people try to rescue their leader even though he isnt even kidnapped

As a French, i'm proud of my country winning once again.

"There's one thing the world needs- RELIGION!" *smiles in Meat Canyon"

Tommy is the type of person to ask “Is anyone gonna eat that 100 player simulation?” and then not wait for an answer

The truly funny part is that this is how most of French history has gone lol

Tommy, as someone with a graphic design degree, I can tell you prismarine is more green than blue; as it's a shade of teal, not a shade of turquoise.

After hearing techno's news Tommy may be the only one who can make my mood a bit lighter

15:31 "just like in real life, I now realized, you can't even tell what team people are actually on" -TommyInnit 2022 Love how there was a conflict between Tommy and Slimecicle in addition to a conflict between the three tribes

I have never been more proud of being french

I am french and it s totally accurate 😂❤❤🇫🇷

tommy is the type of person to ask “no stream? is anyone gonna tap to retry?” and not wait for an answer

Petition: Tommy grows a beard again and donates it to charity!

Tommy, I hope we can agree on one thing: If technobla-I mean, if Alex’s videos get taken down…you and dah bois come to the U.S. and we STORM UKposts headquarters.

the way you always are able to keep ur head up during vids even in hard times is awesome you got a great future infront of you tommy keep the positivity Bud!

Tommy and Charlie are so funny!! I love their dynamic together and love seeing them interact in videos and on streams!!

"and France - cause we need a clear enemy" BRO 😂 shots 🔥d

It is completely possible to start from the nether, and make it to the over world without the help of cheats. The nether will always have woods, and you can use the wood to make tools, then use black stone to make stone tools, then you can loot bastions for gold. Then using the gold to trade with piglins to get gravel and obsidian, you can then use the gravel to make flint, then using some extra enchanted iron boots from the trading to make a iron, then make flint and steel, thus making it possible to travel to the over world.

13:25 = Therapist Tommy

3:58 "I appreciated your innovation but obviously, it can't go without punishment..." _- Tommyinnit, Honorary Greek God of 2022_

The french did "oui, oui" all over them. These sometimes keep getting better and better.

Tommy do you hear that? that's the sound of techno passing you in subscribers in just 4 days. i can already hear him rubbing that in your face rip techno he'll always gonna be with us

That was great tommy! keep it up king, your videos always make my day better! thank you for your work

is this a new editing style? really enjoying it! love the expanded soundtrack and small bits of retrospective narration. feels very cinematic which fits this style of video well

"The Desert." "The snow!" "And France." Me: dying of laughter

Tommy: was it worth it? Charlie: Oui.

Let's all take a second to respect Tecno blade may he rest in peace 🕊️😔🥺

As a french, i think tommy has something against us. "We need a clear ennemy" France is the country that has won the most battles in history. (I know its second degree)

14:11 "The French may kill us But they will never know Heaven" is metal as fuck

“Even worse then hackers, the French”

Charlie and Tommy being chaos trickster gods fits way too well!

Everyone please show respect... he would without a doubt know about this already & there's no need to keep reminding him of it.

These civilization simulations are getting really popular, i'm glad Tommy made this type of video too! :D

RIP TECHNOBLADE: legends never die

Can we appreciate Tommy for a minute. Like he’s 18 and was/is in school. Imagine how hard it is in school and overall normal life. Like it must be so hard to live a normal life in school being treated like a celebrity,having almost everyone want to become his friends. Like I’m sure he has wanted to be a normal highschool student once. And dealing with the loss of techno. Bro his life must be really ruff. So THANKS TOMMY

As a IRL french, im happy. And in more it is historically accurate: the whole world allied against us and WE ha have resisted a long time

Came here so fast it said no stream 😂. Love the vids

"The desert, the snow and France cuz we need a clear enmy" Nah bro I'm dying💀

“I don’t feel guilt, I’m god”😂

So what did we learn from this video? Chatters, the Frenchs thrived on any situation wether they are being squashed or being step on. And also the french civilization is growing as a stable society, with an strong and compassion ruler. While the other civilizations are burning to the grounds. Even with TommyInnit being an god. The French still survives. And that's impressive...

The undeniable trio : The desert, the snow and France

how do i always miss these vids

Rip techno he will be remembered and we must carry on his legacy

IM ACTUALLY SHAKING??? ILYSM! That's me at 11:08 !! Love you and Charlie so much tommy

Well, everyone I know techno passed but it's really disrespectful to remind and ask people who were close to him and cared about him (or literally even the closest fans) about technos death.. and tommy does know about technos death, just please give the family and the dsmp members time, they'll make a video about him if they wanted to on the right time. And I know you all must be upset about his death but, technoblade never dies.. he was an amazing person and would hate to see us sad

7:29 “I’m spewing out at you” Pause

Note to self: next time we plan on separating humanity into three different parts and forcing them into a revolution, make sure they can tell whose side they are on. 👍👍 Yeah? Love the videos, they always make my day so much brighter. Keep it up, Toms and Charlie!

11:44 zeus moment

Charlie is basically zeus in this video, leaving his seed everywhere

11:43 my personal favourite bit between Tommy and Charlie. Above: “How much oil did you think that plane takes? I’ll take more. Not even a challenge”

I feel the pain of losing Techno as a fan, but you losing him as a friend must be so much worse. Stay strong. Rest In Peace Technoblade.

I’m sorry about Techno, Tommy. May he Rest In Peace, I’m crying as if I knew him in person.

no one can beat this funny video

TommyInnit has been declared colorblind at 10:05

I had a blast during this glad I got to be apart of it! Amazing video as always!!!

I hope you guys are going to be ok, considering the circumstances…

"hell squad" is the equivalent of the night sentinels in doom

0:29 is the funniest thing this man has ever said imo

Charlie and Tommy have such a great energy when it is the two of them.

10:01 The Three Civilizations : _(Literally on The Verge of a Full Blown World War)_ The Gods on The Heavens Above : _(Arguing whether Prismarine is Blue or Green)_

Us French people are powerful can't deny it, anyway love watching this type of videos always hilarious

“…and France because their needs to be a clear enemy” had me crying

agree or not. tommy has never posted a bad video

Hey Tommy, I’m sure you know (or have been knowing) about Techno. I wanna say keep doing what your doing. Your work is absolutely amazing!

Let's be honest when Tommyinnit uploads, we all laugh half to death

No shot he just said 'what's poggin mortals'

Hey Tommy, I really hope you're safe and healthy and that you're pushing through. We're here for you and I seriously hope for your happiness to continue. Thank you for always being such a gremlin and a figure of pure, unhinged, untethered joy for everyone you interact with. We love you, our wonderful gremlin child, the harbinger of joy and reckless abandon!

"BUNGUS BONGUS GREAT AMONGUS!" -Slimecicle, 2022 (14:49)

French: Britain can you fix this child UK: Idk how to besides I have more important issues right now

„bongus bongus great amongus“ - Charlie Slimecilce 2022

"You've shown you're a traitor. You will be given 5 bread and teleported to France." - TommyInnit, 2022

7:52 Tommy: "I did /clear slash Slimecicle- I'm not telling you" Charlie: *clears Tommy's Inventory*

6:34 I was playing breath of the wild and I was near hyrule castle with some not so great gear and the music that started playing scared the crap out of me.

10:20 it's green

17:38 Tommy : "Was it worth it ?" Charlie : _(Drops His TF2 Disguise Kit)_ "Oui. Viva Le France..."

Tommy is the type of person to ask “Can we negotiate” and then not wait for an answer

0:18 bro showed ltn bed wars for the civilization trend

17:13 That really turned up like WW2 but with a twist.

Rest In Peace to the legend known as TechnoBlade. Inspiring millions across the world

french and british people have a pretty spicy relationship

Tommy pls do more of these they are really funny

"The desert, the snow, and France." I do agree that French people are indeed terrifying. A long bread, and it's called a baguette? What?!

hey tommy, i hope you are doing ok after the big news of your friend.. i wish you luck man

Big fan of the France slander in this one

Tommy: kills someone "I dont feel guilt, i am God" - Tommyinnit

0:29 "And France" The way the music just cuts out lol

10:13 That is definitely GREEN