I made a lockdown board game.

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James Veitch

James Veitch

4 роки тому

Review and tutorial of Lockdown! (the game)
Now available at: weneedtotalkabouttheducks.com...
Icons from the Noun Project: Phone by Nikita Kozin, panties by Smalllike, Donald Trump by Lorie Shaull, Couple by ProSymbols, Corkscrew by Roberto Colombo, drunk by Marie Van den Broeck, Headache by richad, Stress by Shreya Chakravarty, frustration by Gan Khoon Lay, Broken Pencil by Nick Kinling, teaching by Hoeda, sad man by Shubidumdu, Cupcake by Srinivas Agra, drunk by corpus delicti, Wine by Adrien Coquet, Lock by Andrew Richardson, Drink by Raden Situbondo, drinking by Luis Prado, drinking alone by Vectors Point, alone by Anton Håkanson, Loneliness by Luis Prado, alone by Nithinan Tatah, Sock Puppet by Juan Pablo Bravo, Bathroom Browsing by James Fenton, alone by auttapol, lonely by Nick Bluth, Birthday by Evgeny Filatov, Tissue Box by Lee Nathan, the rest by Виталий Плут, loading wheel by Roselin Christina.S, slow internet by Gan Khoon Lay, long distance by iconixar, online dating by MRFA, online game by Bayu Ardhy, bailout by Luis Prado, Gloves by Creative Mahira, breaking up by Gan Khoon Lay, Medical Mask by IcoLabs, wash hands by pejyt, Video Conference by MRFA, work from home by Gan Khoon Lay, work from home by IconTrack, Head Banging by Luis Prado, frustration by Luis Prado, Sex by Adrien Coquet, Hitachi Magic Wand by Ben Hantoot, group discussion by Vectors Market, Media by The Pyramid School, Soap Dispenser by Creative Stall, Toilet Paper by Ben Davis, Chocolate by miranda, Ethernet by Michael Wohlwend, virus by Georgiana Ionescu.

КОМЕНТАРІ: 4 500
@rprLKA
@rprLKA 4 роки тому
This was suggested by Google for me for no reason. Didn't understand a thing. Waste of 10 mins..
@wieter4094
@wieter4094 4 роки тому
Quality pin, James
@juleslop6707
@juleslop6707 4 роки тому
@The Mulberry Girl Google owns youtube
@Josh-zt9dj
@Josh-zt9dj 4 роки тому
I see as a way of making light of a dark situation by going through potential scenarios that maybe funny
@crowpearl571
@crowpearl571 4 роки тому
lol peak comedy
@adkat24
@adkat24 4 роки тому
Raj Ramesh (Head of Costumer Care)
@rold-hx8bu
@rold-hx8bu 4 роки тому
This feels like the weirdest confession video ever
@koschanothere
@koschanothere 4 роки тому
Randy Olloqui I really hope he actually makes this
@oooof2996
@oooof2996 4 роки тому
Did you just get unpinned? I swear i saw you were pinned just a second ago...
@boomerangfreak
@boomerangfreak 4 роки тому
@@koschanothere I guess I shouldn't mention the kickstarter then?
@rold-hx8bu
@rold-hx8bu 4 роки тому
@@boomerangfreak have you seen the top reward?
@brunorubim8634
@brunorubim8634 4 роки тому
@Kasia Yeah, just yesterday I baked 159 cakes man
@carolinephillips9255
@carolinephillips9255 4 роки тому
I love how this makes no sense, but also total sense
@MichaelAuzDrillDesigns
@MichaelAuzDrillDesigns 4 роки тому
How do I buy this game?!
@jaquiroquilantang8126
@jaquiroquilantang8126 4 роки тому
@@MichaelAuzDrillDesigns i don't think it's a real game
@jdsharbs
@jdsharbs 4 роки тому
That can be said for everything James Veitch does.
@JackSmith-bb3gg
@JackSmith-bb3gg 4 роки тому
What is this? James or the game? Because yes.
@aidanlewis6394
@aidanlewis6394 4 роки тому
Same
@willblack7353
@willblack7353 4 роки тому
I'd buy it as long as the politics weren't naming names because that could lead to the Friendly Debate card, which let's be honest, might lead to the Unfriendly Debate card which might end with the Breakup card if you are Living Together.
@skael1258
@skael1258 4 роки тому
That's really sad. and scary if it's that easy to break up. But I don't think the stupidity card is about politics really...
@stasiaspade1169
@stasiaspade1169 4 роки тому
You have to buy the Expansion Pack for those cards.
@MagisterialVoyager
@MagisterialVoyager 4 роки тому
big mood
@hcoviedo
@hcoviedo 3 роки тому
@@simonefrancesreed1272 was enjoying it until that moment
@EverSnaxolotl
@EverSnaxolotl 3 роки тому
@@skael1258 yeah I think the stupidity is really there whether you're talking about politics or not, just really hard to get rid of that card
@eduardoalcamino4162
@eduardoalcamino4162 4 роки тому
Its weird because he doesn’t finish most of sentences, but we all still understand him...
@DivisorOfZero
@DivisorOfZero 3 роки тому
That is engineering at its finest getting the point across in the easiest and quickest way to possibly and while using comedy to keep people listening to the message.
@iknowyouseeme3233
@iknowyouseeme3233 3 роки тому
@@DivisorOfZero what are you on about
@DivisorOfZero
@DivisorOfZero 3 роки тому
​@@iknowyouseeme3233 I was joking about engineering students applying logic to language and trying to say the least amount of words while still getting a message across and how he blends that with his own style of comedy.
@iknowyouseeme3233
@iknowyouseeme3233 3 роки тому
@@DivisorOfZero ok
@janbaba9886
@janbaba9886 3 роки тому
“Its weird he doesn't finish most of sentences, but we all still understand him...” Me who's new to English: YES, BUT WITH THE SUBTITLES ON!
@em__1
@em__1 4 роки тому
how to be sober during lockdown: Only take a shot when James finishes a sentence
@Wigglemice
@Wigglemice 4 роки тому
That's a good one.
@skandarc2810
@skandarc2810 4 роки тому
Too funny 😂👌🏻
@alihughes3728
@alihughes3728 4 роки тому
And he never actually says what he means - like if you're not looking at what he's referring to on the screen you'd be so confused. He's like "Because if you do that, there's a possibility of ...you know...but then again if ..yeah...so actually ....maybe not".
@jessicabowles8663
@jessicabowles8663 4 роки тому
@@alihughes3728 4:18 is a great example of this
@jessicabowles8663
@jessicabowles8663 4 роки тому
and 5:24
@Beardemir
@Beardemir 4 роки тому
I did not understand any of the rules or how this is played. Yet, I've never wanted to buy anything more.
@oo3006
@oo3006 4 роки тому
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jamesveitch/lockdown-the-game
@jamesveitch
@jamesveitch 4 роки тому
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jamesveitch/lockdown-the-game
@rxgtv
@rxgtv 4 роки тому
When quarantine is done, i expect your TED Talk.
@kylefarrell849
@kylefarrell849 4 роки тому
Same
@Dctracey
@Dctracey 4 роки тому
@@jamesveitch very happy to see this game on kickstarter
@mariyar790
@mariyar790 3 роки тому
"You're safe if you're living alone, I mean obviously not happy, but safe" 😂
@OrangeC7
@OrangeC7 3 роки тому
This legend made a video about a fictional game and then when people actually wanted it he actually put a version on sale, this is incredible
@johnchessant3012
@johnchessant3012 4 роки тому
I love how James goes out of his way to not say any word relating to sex.
@Callsign_Axel
@Callsign_Axel 4 роки тому
Can't risk getting demonetised this day in age
@lucnotenboom8370
@lucnotenboom8370 4 роки тому
It sounds like he goes out of his way to not say many words
@billowen3285
@billowen3285 4 роки тому
It's in the description though
@purplepoet6147
@purplepoet6147 4 роки тому
He's just too precious
@ives6622
@ives6622 4 роки тому
*S I N*
@CorryCroquette
@CorryCroquette 4 роки тому
I think when James Veitch bakes a lot, he bakes duckie shaped cookies...
@pooldeadpool1535
@pooldeadpool1535 4 роки тому
I got that reference! I'm having a captain america moment lol
@allyyiu4774
@allyyiu4774 4 роки тому
Yeah, I'm sure he ends with a ginormous duck cookie that takes up most of his bathro--I mean, his kitchen.
@eggsarntmemes
@eggsarntmemes 4 роки тому
I would like but the likes for me is 666 and I don’t want to ruin the funny number but good comment
@q.s.9810
@q.s.9810 4 роки тому
No! Not the ducks
@Super27051973
@Super27051973 4 роки тому
Of course,he is an army intelligent!
@robertofontiglia4148
@robertofontiglia4148 3 роки тому
"Oh you play 'Sin' ? Well I play 'Can't access the server'. Ha ! "
@ceresgc
@ceresgc 3 роки тому
Ha, but I play "local storage"!
@DanKaschel
@DanKaschel 3 роки тому
@@ceresgc I play “virus (the other kind)”
@gracefulspork
@gracefulspork 3 роки тому
@@DanKaschel I play "looking through my neighbor's window"
@Snippe475
@Snippe475 3 роки тому
@@gracefulspork I play "Neighbors have curtains"
@ryanxin1848
@ryanxin1848 3 роки тому
@@Snippe475 I play “Break into their house”
@MrAwesomeGamer99
@MrAwesomeGamer99 4 роки тому
Lmao on his Kickstarter: "Something else I'm going to do my best guys. But, if the worst comes to the worst, I want you to know I WILL USE CHILD LABOUR to get you your product."
@gracefulspork
@gracefulspork 3 роки тому
oh no
@petin13naahl
@petin13naahl 3 роки тому
Oh yes. This is James, after all
@VanessaB
@VanessaB 4 роки тому
Solomon Odonkoh: Dear James Veitch, we shall be shipping toilet paper to you
@sankypants
@sankypants 4 роки тому
50 kgs of it
@epic_waffle2359
@epic_waffle2359 4 роки тому
we will start with a small quantity of about 1 million kg
@Pacifica1
@Pacifica1 4 роки тому
Upon receiving the requested amount then we'll make the first shipment. Please know our transaction will be problematic if you tell anyone. I await your reply.
@spookyblush-speedruns
@spookyblush-speedruns 4 роки тому
note this transaction is 100% risk free and dose not attracts any danger.
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 4 роки тому
Please wire the jelly babies using a giant iguana immediately.
@Aelwyn
@Aelwyn 4 роки тому
People are talking about the actual game, but what about the fact that James is literally giving people a list of ways they can view the situation in a positive attitude and counter-acting the bad things? Additionally, for the "frustration card" plays these can be avoided if alternative methods are taken. I truly appreciate the comedic humor and feel-good attitude he approaches it with. He could do a professional-styled self help guide or a music video, or just do covers of popular songs or whatever, but he took the time to have a meaningful depth to the "strategies" and "problems" of the game. Again, going back to his TED video on counter-acting things by finding the game in it all, he approaches surviving the lockdown as a game and I love that.
@JacquelineTrieu
@JacquelineTrieu 4 роки тому
Aelwyn I completely agree with you and I also think that it’s an interesting video that offers a different perspective on the current situation. However, most of the “solutions” and/or ways to view things positively that he mentions can only be applied if we were to change our living circumstances, which is pretty unrealistic. So, though I do appreciate the new perspective aspect of the video, I don’t find it very optimistic.
@pixelfencer
@pixelfencer 4 роки тому
I completely agree but it would be fun to play
@brandonchan5387
@brandonchan5387 4 роки тому
"Too much baking"
@andrewsparkes8829
@andrewsparkes8829 4 роки тому
Now, I may be in the one too many glasses of wine territory myself here, but...the actual, important takeaway here is: While he IS approaching it as a game in this satirical video, the point of the satire is the pandemic is NOT a game or something to make light of. That too many people are taking it all as a joke and as easy paid time off work where they can fuck around: as ultimately a fun excursion from the reality of life, instead of actually realising this is a real devastating blow to the world and life and acting accordingly in the best, healthiest and productive ways. Just drinking too much and having a wank instead of being productive and helpful towards others. Again, not that I can talk; I'm drunk as all fuck!
@virginiamoss7045
@virginiamoss7045 4 роки тому
@@andrewsparkes8829- You are quite right, but you can't lay all that at James' feet. Lay it at Trump's feet, the Republicans' feet, society's feet, religion's feet or many other places, but not James Veitch's feet. He knows it's serious; he has given us a little break from these perils and I am very grateful.
@slashingsword2176
@slashingsword2176 4 роки тому
This game is really sensitive and passionate. I love the way it started!
@jfb-
@jfb- 3 роки тому
@Mr Brightside Woah, don't spoil the plot twist!
@Leighv
@Leighv 3 роки тому
I really appreciate every bit of the wordings
@SayHelloToOblivion
@SayHelloToOblivion 3 роки тому
6:16 "The game makers neglected to plan ahead." Hmmmm, I see what you did there, James Veitch. 😂😭
@shadeparker5922
@shadeparker5922 4 роки тому
Those tiny toilet rolls are remarkebly adorable.
@batintheattic7293
@batintheattic7293 4 роки тому
Yeah... Dangly earrings.
@pjpeace
@pjpeace 4 роки тому
bat in the attic with matching necklace...
@jackwenman777
@jackwenman777 4 роки тому
What are they even for 😂😂😂
@bakago4746
@bakago4746 4 роки тому
Yeah I kinda want to make them a charm
@sabrinagibby4167
@sabrinagibby4167 4 роки тому
+
@jadedtoday
@jadedtoday 4 роки тому
are we just going to ignore the fact that the baking cards directly correlate to the ducks
@rainbowroxgirl6091
@rainbowroxgirl6091 4 роки тому
😮 James we need the ducks
@amvisions1
@amvisions1 3 роки тому
Even the music in that bit referred to the ducks. DUCKS yeaaayhhhhh that sketch/ talk always makes me so happy 😁
@Yickerd
@Yickerd 3 роки тому
But can I just have one duck?
@Lotje250
@Lotje250 3 роки тому
OH GOD YES!😂
@bluwzrdphone
@bluwzrdphone 3 роки тому
The duck story was how I learned about James. Love it.
@garrettsager804
@garrettsager804 4 роки тому
we need to talk about the baking
@johns9652
@johns9652 3 роки тому
Can I just bake once?
@Chiller31916
@Chiller31916 3 роки тому
@@johns9652 ONCE
@bob-859
@bob-859 3 роки тому
@@Chiller31916 *fills oven with a single massive muffin*
@Chiller31916
@Chiller31916 3 роки тому
@@bob-859 You're insane
@taranagchowdhury348
@taranagchowdhury348 3 роки тому
Pleeease?
@vasey7225
@vasey7225 4 роки тому
Am I the only one who finds James’ stutter adorable and charming in its own weird way?
@VSchwarcz
@VSchwarcz 3 роки тому
No you are not alone. He is adorable....
@emme-lyn6820
@emme-lyn6820 4 роки тому
Can we just take a moment to appreciate all the credits in the description.
@Angry-est
@Angry-est 4 роки тому
Just_Meh holy moly
@lalaland1427
@lalaland1427 4 роки тому
I didn't realize. And then I did.
@angell.7469
@angell.7469 4 роки тому
the credits are amazing
@johnnybpena
@johnnybpena 4 роки тому
Why are there two “frustration” credits? Because THATS what seems to be important here....
@ERN468.
@ERN468. 4 роки тому
@@johnnybpena there are different frustration cards
@ratamacue0320
@ratamacue0320 4 роки тому
Plot twist: you can't get together with anyone to play the game.
@ArielVHarloff
@ArielVHarloff 4 роки тому
Well you might be already living with a partner or living with family
@ratamacue0320
@ratamacue0320 4 роки тому
@@ArielVHarloff pish posh.
@benjaniszewski
@benjaniszewski 4 роки тому
Weird question: do you play drums?
@ratamacue0320
@ratamacue0320 4 роки тому
@@benjaniszewski not a weird question, given my avatar (and username). 😀
@R.a.t.t.y
@R.a.t.t.y 4 роки тому
You each buy a copy of the game and play virtual lockdown. As long as you all shuffle the cards at the same time (and in the same way) each deck will be in the same order. You should have at least 3 toilet rolls when you play Science Fiction, as you have to boldly go where no one has gone before. If you play online dating, do you have to give her something money can’t buy - a toilet roll? Avoid fake news. If someone rings pretending to be from the tax office, that also counts as fake dues. If they claim to be from Israel, they could be fake Jews. And Levi jeans are fake blues.
@JayMartMedia
@JayMartMedia 4 роки тому
This is one of the few games where playing the trump card is actually a bad thing
@bobthebuilderday6leader
@bobthebuilderday6leader 3 роки тому
This comment is too good. +
@trendymaths2467
@trendymaths2467 3 роки тому
🤣 dead
@markmh835
@markmh835 3 роки тому
Touche! You win the game! 👍
@matthewtanner7206
@matthewtanner7206 3 роки тому
ha Ha HA- *cough cough cough* ... almost coughed up a lung.
@geoffmoore3159
@geoffmoore3159 3 роки тому
Trump card wins everything. You can just be blissfully ignorant and watch the world burn.
@FelisTerras
@FelisTerras 4 роки тому
I can't even begin to praise the genius behind this game and the delivery. A friend posted this in a group chat and we laughed tears. Well played, James, well played.
@jamesveitch
@jamesveitch 4 роки тому
:) thanks!
@rotheraisscott7315
@rotheraisscott7315 4 роки тому
I'd honestly buy this game is the rules where put together properly, feels like a laugh
@theaussieninja8176
@theaussieninja8176 4 роки тому
I would love to play this game too would definately buy it 100% for sure buy it
@10Exahertz
@10Exahertz 4 роки тому
just needs a lil tweaking, sounds fucking great tho
@jasonn.5115
@jasonn.5115 4 роки тому
I kinda want to make a Tabletop Simulator port for this game
@MissConcupiscible
@MissConcupiscible 4 роки тому
I would buy as well
@MontgomerySmith
@MontgomerySmith 4 роки тому
rules sound pretty put together for the video
@susanwilliams2392
@susanwilliams2392 4 роки тому
The sin cards are obviously: Using tissues as toilet paper and then flushing them, and going to a club to sing karaoke. You're quite right, those are bad sins
@mitchahbw
@mitchahbw 4 роки тому
{not karaoke}
@draconicepic4124
@draconicepic4124 4 роки тому
@Ohm Life Got to keep those likes 6 feet apart!
@TheGuardDuck
@TheGuardDuck 4 роки тому
Cardinal sins, to be sure.
@Arthur-qe8xc
@Arthur-qe8xc 4 роки тому
@Ohm Life Too late, maybe 696?
@loganusher591
@loganusher591 4 роки тому
This put a much needed smile on my face today; Even more when I found out it's a legit product on Kickstarter! Thanks for all the laughs James 😁
@bobthebuilderday6leader
@bobthebuilderday6leader 3 роки тому
Same here, having a crap day but James is just.. brilliant.
@gs-qc2rw
@gs-qc2rw 2 роки тому
the fact that he did the whole vid without genuinely completing a sentence is amazing
@decidingodin2518
@decidingodin2518 4 роки тому
James has a personal set where the baking cards are replaced with ducks
@purplefire2834
@purplefire2834 4 роки тому
This is the single greatest headcannon on the internet
@jsoc2424
@jsoc2424 4 роки тому
Only one.
@soapagel6305
@soapagel6305 4 роки тому
@@jsoc2424 Specifically, a big one
@catherinelee1206
@catherinelee1206 4 роки тому
*Y* *E* *S*
@TheSleepyOne1219
@TheSleepyOne1219 4 роки тому
He better lmao
@NafedalbiFilms
@NafedalbiFilms 4 роки тому
“Can’t access server” *Panik* “Can’t access server” Kalm
@lynaeaa4518
@lynaeaa4518 4 роки тому
Get panik kalm at lockdown supermarrrket .com
@gotem6891
@gotem6891 4 роки тому
underrated
@bobbyvibez9444
@bobbyvibez9444 4 роки тому
Schrödingers Server
@vvelvettearss
@vvelvettearss 4 роки тому
Human evolution in modern day times
@leficios3847
@leficios3847 3 роки тому
I love how he leaves out so many words and yet we have no trouble understanding him
@ExtraMaestro
@ExtraMaestro 4 роки тому
For any youngsters curious what the pictures on the “sin” cards are illustrating, you have 2 options: blowing your nose, or singing karaoke. This, of course, differs depending on your gender.
@rockysocks1724
@rockysocks1724 4 роки тому
3xtramaestr0 haha omg this made me laugh
@sleepdeprivedbutstillalive5808
@sleepdeprivedbutstillalive5808 4 роки тому
Ngl I don’t get how a tissue box or a microphone is sinful, like maybe if bought all of the tissues and there is none left for anyone else then yeah. But like how is singing a sin? Like are they bad at singing or what?
@ExtraMaestro
@ExtraMaestro 4 роки тому
It was a joke, that’s not the actual meaning of the sin cards
@sleepdeprivedbutstillalive5808
@sleepdeprivedbutstillalive5808 4 роки тому
@@ExtraMaestro I’m just confused, then what do they mean?
@spookydawg
@spookydawg 4 роки тому
You still dont get it?
@Big_Con
@Big_Con 4 роки тому
I think it’s funny how he’s barley talking, he just going, “and and , then then you will- and then” but at like 2x speed
@thatoneguy9582
@thatoneguy9582 4 роки тому
have you ever had a dream that-
@inigo8740
@inigo8740 4 роки тому
@@thatoneguy9582 you cracked me up!
@EverSnaxolotl
@EverSnaxolotl 4 роки тому
I just love how he keeps avoiding saying things
@taianthony0712
@taianthony0712 3 роки тому
i love how you controls your presentation together with the music, really impressive use of the classical music, such a genius!
@bilinasmini3480
@bilinasmini3480 4 роки тому
James: "This game is from several years ago." Also James: Pulls out a COVID-19 card
@rold-hx8bu
@rold-hx8bu 4 роки тому
And a Donald Trump silhouette and fake news
@edvid5626
@edvid5626 4 роки тому
@@rold-hx8bu although those things have been on the table for years
@coelmulready8212
@coelmulready8212 4 роки тому
Oh no there is also a COVID - 18 and 17 cards too the 19 is in the expansion pack included in all full packs in store
@owensherman2764
@owensherman2764 4 роки тому
Years, weeks, centuries... Time has no meaning in Lockdown
@somedude5422
@somedude5422 4 роки тому
@@owensherman2764 Yeah, what is time? Is it like, a currency or something lmao
@loganpenney3185
@loganpenney3185 4 роки тому
I love that he just pretends he isn't the one who Invented this game and I believed him
@Sishel
@Sishel 3 роки тому
Seems like your set is incomplete, you’re missing the “living with your roommates” card (worse than living alone in my opinion)
@_Hajar_
@_Hajar_ 3 роки тому
Never have I ever read a UKposts comment where "your" and "you're" are written correctly. For that, I sincerely thank you 🙏😭.
@Sishel
@Sishel 3 роки тому
@@_Hajar_ lol! as a non-native speaker, one has to work extra hard =)
@feathery_cloud
@feathery_cloud 3 роки тому
@@Sishel I find that the native speakers are the biggest offenders.
@moldperson
@moldperson 3 роки тому
Well that card must be in the expansion pack
@openthebruiseup
@openthebruiseup 2 роки тому
Amen to that !!
@robertsmalley2771
@robertsmalley2771 4 роки тому
3:15 that's how his roommate felt about the ducks😂😂
@luckygamer_1252
@luckygamer_1252 4 роки тому
It took me to baking to realize this probably isn’t real.
@peytonvandegriend7849
@peytonvandegriend7849 4 роки тому
and then to panic buy to realize I want it already.
@rachie._mi8998
@rachie._mi8998 4 роки тому
Same
@neihansen3901
@neihansen3901 4 роки тому
Didn't even realize it wasn't
@virginiamoss7045
@virginiamoss7045 4 роки тому
Didn't know of James Veitch's talents, I see. I've been waiting a long time to see more of his work. I just love this guy. I, too, wish he'd make arrangements to produce and sell this game; I'd buy it with part of my $1,200 stimulus funds. It would have to have some adjustments to avoid lawsuits, of course, and get an adult rating.
@flp322
@flp322 4 роки тому
The loo roll currency didn't tip you off?
@jrbluehen35
@jrbluehen35 4 роки тому
James seriously needs to post more, I can’t help but go back and watch his old Ted talks and stuff
@emme-lyn6820
@emme-lyn6820 4 роки тому
I think I've watched them too many times, I almost know them all off by heart xd
@BlazeDupree1525
@BlazeDupree1525 4 роки тому
Ted talks i just watch the Duck video
@Me-zp6iq
@Me-zp6iq 4 роки тому
This is absolutely genius. The way it's all put together to tell the story of this whole lockdown situation. And it's humorous and detailed. You're awesome James!
@oliverlucchese
@oliverlucchese 4 роки тому
I love how 2/3rds of his talking is by not saying anything
@juliadandy6019
@juliadandy6019 4 роки тому
The “Gluttony” card was a personal attack I did not need
@tracynoneya604
@tracynoneya604 4 роки тому
The “Sin” cards are a personal attack I did not need
@osmanlee5136
@osmanlee5136 4 роки тому
Lol
@owenmayes2128
@owenmayes2128 4 роки тому
@@tracynoneya604 Yeah, why was he pointing at us? If we live alone... anyway its no one else's business... Hold on Tracy, you mean you were... anyway *cough* can everyone just change the subject please...?
@Evstorage
@Evstorage 3 роки тому
I watched twice and I understand the game and your joke really well this time. Thanks James this is very educative and funny. The best thing I like about you and your joke is the fundamental belief you have that anything "bad" could be a good and even funny when we view it differently from another perspective. And that is the power of positive thinking!
@caitlinbrown2313
@caitlinbrown2313 4 роки тому
"Just a ... a cheeky glass of wine ... at lunch." 😂
@JimFortune
@JimFortune 4 роки тому
Why is it that suddenly cupcakes remind me of ducks?
@axofbrevity
@axofbrevity 4 роки тому
Someone played "Probs too much baking"
@Neutral_Tired
@Neutral_Tired 4 роки тому
Jim Fortune this has to stop
@justinforseth
@justinforseth 4 роки тому
"James, we need to talk about the cupcakes."
@mandylatimer1607
@mandylatimer1607 4 роки тому
😂😂
@gabri_maybe
@gabri_maybe 4 роки тому
"Please stop baking"
@Star_Dude
@Star_Dude 4 роки тому
James never seems to dissapoint.
@Bashar3A
@Bashar3A 4 роки тому
Star_Dude10 that’s because he’s Living Alone
@Star_Dude
@Star_Dude 4 роки тому
Bashar Abdullah Ahh I see. Now when I think about it, people do become more dissapointing when they have a wife, don’t they?
@Bashar3A
@Bashar3A 4 роки тому
Star_Dude10 yeah. It’s how the game cards work also :p
@jedix84
@jedix84 4 роки тому
Actually, he disses almost every point.
@Star_Dude
@Star_Dude 4 роки тому
Jens Rey I think I just lost all faith in humanity because of that joke. 🤣
@mondotv4216
@mondotv4216 3 роки тому
Can we just stop and appreciate how much effort and pre-planning went into this one?
@carinm.bonifacino
@carinm.bonifacino 10 місяців тому
Absolute GENIUS!!! Jame Veitch does it again!
@kellyduckworth2634
@kellyduckworth2634 4 роки тому
Kind of actually want this game.
@JohnsonBonson
@JohnsonBonson 4 роки тому
same
@JohnsonBonson
@JohnsonBonson 4 роки тому
Kickstarter time?
@julianndavis9415
@julianndavis9415 4 роки тому
In embarrassed to say it took me a bit before I realized it was a gig
@certainlyitis
@certainlyitis 4 роки тому
Im straight up disappointed that this is not on Amazon for me to buy right now. ☺
@krudmonger
@krudmonger 4 роки тому
[puts on Morpheus glasses] What if I told you... you're already playing?
@RobDavisAkaMonk
@RobDavisAkaMonk 4 роки тому
Is it just me or does James only finish about 20% of the sentences he starts.
@TheOutZZ
@TheOutZZ 4 роки тому
Yeah I think so and, um... What a cool game!
@Michael-Madrid
@Michael-Madrid 4 роки тому
See you have to, and that is ok, glad we had this chat
@virginiamoss7045
@virginiamoss7045 4 роки тому
That's way better than Trump!
@0ut_0f_service_68
@0ut_0f_service_68 4 роки тому
Exhibit A 8:12
@katharinajohnson2761
@katharinajohnson2761 4 роки тому
no it's more like 8%
@randalbuhler9042
@randalbuhler9042 4 роки тому
Semper Fidelis James , even through covid-19 lockdown you continue to fight the good fight and keep us laughing, by educating us and enlightening us with the world's day to day woes and struggles, reminding us and giving us a glimmer of hope! To quote from the Life of Brian and Monty Python "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"! So again I say Semper Fidelis and Oorah Carry On and Heartfelt Gratitude and Thanks for what You Do and Share!
@redshirtgamertheyoutuber
@redshirtgamertheyoutuber 3 роки тому
I love listening to this. Its actuality keeping my attention where most tutorials online don't.
@SteffenThole
@SteffenThole 4 роки тому
This is a masterpiece. The set of cards, the box, the presentation, the way James sometimes but now always doesn't say what's written on the card, the music, the music - voice mix with the voice sometimes getting dangerously overpowered by the music, the editing, the color grading, everything is absolutely on point. Very well crafted video. And funny, too!
@virginiamoss7045
@virginiamoss7045 4 роки тому
You are highly perceptive. It takes all parts to create such perfection.
@amante2443
@amante2443 4 роки тому
I suggest some other subtle points, to consider in the careful crafting, three points in particular: 1. At 0:25 with closed captions on, while there is no voice over you can read, “[Are you excited yet? I am and I’m just captioning the video] 2. At 0:48…"the sanitiser things … which I don’t have" (to highlight how difficult they are to get). 3. At 6:15, Covid Cards. "You can play one of the protection cards … Unfortunately there are precious few of these. The game makers I think neglected to plan ahead. But, you know, it is what it is". Then leading to Fake News, and then to just sheer... I mean just absolute... I mean just complete incomp... I mean a very well done to Mr Veitch.
@samdavy2214
@samdavy2214 4 роки тому
jheez go marry the video if you love it that much
@tumblingartist
@tumblingartist 4 роки тому
Steffen Thole agree!
@thehockeygirl24
@thehockeygirl24 4 роки тому
@@amante2443 As someone living in America that part about stupidity KILLED me 😂 It's kind of scary that he's right though
@mcdazz2011
@mcdazz2011 4 роки тому
For about three seconds, I thought that second sin card was karaoke.
@vallov4188
@vallov4188 4 роки тому
It definitely confirmed what the old timers used to say: music is the work of the devil.
@EmilyFuger
@EmilyFuger 4 роки тому
Same
@margaretbradshaw2780
@margaretbradshaw2780 4 роки тому
My first thoughts were "why are crying and singing sins?"
@johannesney2132
@johannesney2132 4 роки тому
Yeah... he's mising a "g" ...oh
@Natinka222
@Natinka222 4 роки тому
omg i thought the same until i saw this comment
@gadhands
@gadhands 3 роки тому
Only just seeing this now and I'm absolutely in tears with laughter!
@stevenqneuk8
@stevenqneuk8 3 роки тому
Thank you James, got my game deliver today by the post service, it was not marked ancient graphic art! The box is amazing, well have many hour of fun opening it and closing it. I like the writings on the bottom of the box, it helped me out a lot. :D:D:D
@alastryona
@alastryona 4 роки тому
The way he always just stumbles over words and never finishes a sentence, instead just showing the point, even if it's just a bit, really speaks to me. I struggle with finding a way to word my thoughts and I really appreciate seeing other people do the same thing.
@lovexbibi
@lovexbibi 4 роки тому
it really adds to his charme in a positive way!
@tealablu3759
@tealablu3759 4 роки тому
Words are hard, man
@shannon3944
@shannon3944 4 роки тому
Some of it is 'comedic timing', but I watched it again and I see what you mean!! 👍💯❤
@Xianne027
@Xianne027 3 роки тому
I just liked 499. Who's going to top it off with 500? Hm?
@antimonyrocks3939
@antimonyrocks3939 3 роки тому
@@Xianne027 Now it's 500 and I don't feel like making it 501 and ruin it
@arcitekk
@arcitekk 4 роки тому
I love how there is a card that is just plain "this must end" with a crap ton of muffins
@stasiaspade1169
@stasiaspade1169 4 роки тому
It will lead to the Gaining Weight card if Alone, but that card cannot be played if you are with Family. Partner card also gain weight.
@Xianne027
@Xianne027 3 роки тому
I think I need to start baking. Good idea. Certainly more healthy and productive than the tissues and microphone options.
@asmrallison
@asmrallison 4 роки тому
This is truly the most validating and comforting video I have seen these many weeks
@BulldogSportsJournal
@BulldogSportsJournal 4 роки тому
0:14 The reason the instructions are gone is because they had to be used as toilet paper because so many people panic bought it so James ran out
@its_that_girl1290
@its_that_girl1290 4 роки тому
If James had a roommate it will go like this: The roommate:’we have to talk about the muffins “ James:’what muffins ?’ The roommate:’the piles of muffins in the kitchen!!’ James:’oh…! Those muffins ‘ The roommate:’James,this morning I had to move piles of muffins to get to my cereal ‘ James:’so…?” The roommate: ‘ I’m afraid to tell you that you can’t make muffins anymore, they have been driving me insane ‘ James: ‘oh … well, can I make one more muffin , I promise only one ‘ The roommate:’ ok JUST ONE more muffin!!’ James:’happy noises ‘
@dbrooke3629
@dbrooke3629 4 роки тому
"You have to stop baking cupcakes. " "Can I bake one cupcake?" "Okay. One." ":)"
@VGFlash
@VGFlash 4 роки тому
I know the next reply should be just one HUGE cupcake, but I can't help but feel that there is a team four star reference in here also
@mrclueuin
@mrclueuin 4 роки тому
😄
@danbrown9502
@danbrown9502 4 роки тому
"What muffins?" lol
@axeman5841
@axeman5841 4 роки тому
@@dbrooke3629 has war flashbacks to the duck episode... 🤣
@vincentbarwell5943
@vincentbarwell5943 4 роки тому
The baking reminded me of the invasion of rubber ducks
@kroon1930
@kroon1930 4 роки тому
Everything about jemes veitch reminds me about rubber ducks. 😂.... Even my (former) roommates remind of them.......😂😂
@TheConcobar
@TheConcobar 4 роки тому
Love you man. Great concept and i hope ppl will get what you wanted to share with us
@PedroSantos-ie1oy
@PedroSantos-ie1oy 4 роки тому
Am I th only one who loves the way he never finishes phrases about bad or stupid thigs? like the baking one, where he basically naver said anything with cohesion, or the fact he never said the P word. I just love it for some reason, it's like "you know what I'm talking about you idiot, get your life together" combined with "I- I just can't. Words no mouth today" and it just makes the video 110 times better
@duvisol
@duvisol 3 роки тому
Phrases* (frases sería en español)
@PedroSantos-ie1oy
@PedroSantos-ie1oy 3 роки тому
@@duvisol thank you kind stranger! (eu estava a pensar em português, ams acho que em espanhol é igual :P)
@hgarde
@hgarde 4 роки тому
Another way to pass the time: Calculate the ratio of unfinished vs. finished sentences in this video.
@w-mwijnja8919
@w-mwijnja8919 4 роки тому
I came here to say the same ^_^'
@mailleweaver
@mailleweaver 4 роки тому
The difficulty is in counting the unfinished sentences. How do you define them? So many things... the words, the meanings justjustjust ideeeas you know? A complete idea but incomplete except, not. And the incomplete compounds where there are more... together, but also incomplete. Do run-ons count? They're really a big problem, run-ons, we must do something about them, they just can't be allowed to go on because they distort the count and skew the ratio and generally cause confusion about what's going on and what's being said and which ideas are competing against which in this linguistic, tongue-tangled, brain teasing fight to the death where healthy, complete sentences are amazingly being completely overpowered and subsumed by their misshapen, handicapped peers.
@chickeninabox
@chickeninabox 4 роки тому
I will be the first ever person to do this.
@kop-gaming6413
@kop-gaming6413 4 роки тому
What is the answer
@tsukusuyomi
@tsukusuyomi 4 роки тому
It’s really fascinating how he controls the pacing, it’s just perfect.
@jamesveitch
@jamesveitch 4 роки тому
that's a lovely compliment. thank you.
@d.wekwsperos
@d.wekwsperos 4 роки тому
pacing is one thing, the other is the never finishing a sentence - that's a spot-on delivery method for sarcasm, which ALSO speeds up pacing. truly a sarcastic virtuoso ; )
@susanparker9916
@susanparker9916 4 роки тому
Really excellent timing and well thought out props. You were able to make comic associations without having to actually develop a card game. Illustrations are hilariously intuitive. Love this!
@flyingkoifish1011
@flyingkoifish1011 3 роки тому
This video feels like that picture where you cant tell what one thing is. I both completely understand James and also unbelievably lost.
@rms3062
@rms3062 4 роки тому
Did i just watch a grown up man starting over his sentences for 9 minutes straight? YES
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 4 роки тому
And it was worth every second...
@undefender
@undefender 4 роки тому
Ok but this should be made after quarantine as a historical piece lol. It gives a lot of insight, Online Conferences, The Role of the Government, Reliance on Gaming. This would actually be a fun and helpful game for people of the future to play and learn from.
@jamesveitch
@jamesveitch 4 роки тому
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jamesveitch/lockdown-the-game
@carolinephillips9255
@carolinephillips9255 4 роки тому
@@jamesveitch Shameless self promo right there Ps. Good luck with the game
@maryperigoe9625
@maryperigoe9625 3 роки тому
probably not a good learning tool if you teach in schools though :'D
@susytomable
@susytomable 3 роки тому
@james veitch , thus can not go on
@MateoJH
@MateoJH 4 роки тому
I like the fact that the joke doesn't even end with this video.. click on the kickstarter link and read the descriptions of the different tiers of support!
@amvisions1
@amvisions1 3 роки тому
O thank you so much for making this. Laughed so hard that the risk of getting a frustration card just got a lot less likely. Keep up the good work !
@GameJam230
@GameJam230 4 роки тому
The tagline of the game is "If you're playing this, you should be social distancing"
@jessicaaudate
@jessicaaudate 4 роки тому
Love it
@DarkestDeeds
@DarkestDeeds 4 роки тому
So, James basically made a game about how he's living his life in quarantine.
@nhutpham2581
@nhutpham2581 4 роки тому
Jayam Sin Sin Sin Sin Sin Sin Sin
@M4S4life
@M4S4life 3 роки тому
Did I fall in love with this video, and start buying the game mid video, and actually complete my order before the video ended? Yes, yes I did.
@johnnyeckhoff7137
@johnnyeckhoff7137 4 роки тому
Love you James, whenever I get burned out from work or just need a laugh, you never fail :) lol
@arvinrahmanian4405
@arvinrahmanian4405 4 роки тому
“The game makers neglected to plan ahead.” Now where have I seen that before?
@audreydelaughter4320
@audreydelaughter4320 4 роки тому
Yes
@melissaaldosari8024
@melissaaldosari8024 4 роки тому
Tissues=sin Microphone=sin Ooooh. Wait. That's not a microphone.
@shai4983
@shai4983 4 роки тому
is that a v i b r a t o r ? i am legitimately confused lmao
@kiarona.
@kiarona. 4 роки тому
@@shai4983 Yep I think it is 😂😂
@masterparker116
@masterparker116 4 роки тому
Whats wrong with the tissues. Except for cleaning up your mess, but other than that whats a sin with that.
@f.y.8830
@f.y.8830 4 роки тому
EXCALIBUR TRY HARD it‘s not really a sin but the sin cards are just one for female and one for male bodies
@ChiaraLoki
@ChiaraLoki 4 роки тому
@@shai4983 The icon is named "Hitachi Magic Wand" ...
@suzy1407
@suzy1407 3 роки тому
This was 9 minutes of him trolling us on a game that has no instructions on how to play it lol.
@truem4329
@truem4329 3 роки тому
How am i just finding this now! Once again James you're a genius!
@tencents
@tencents 4 роки тому
Jus--You kno---Wel--I mea--Yea--Yea--Yeah, you kno--Um--Yeah, yeah. Then agai--
@toelintetch635
@toelintetch635 4 роки тому
James you need to buy the "Essential Services" expansion it adds a whole new dimension to the game and adds a fourth player, it also includes the exercise cards and expands the stupidity and protection cards.
@crains8087
@crains8087 4 роки тому
Nice!
@batterybroken
@batterybroken 4 роки тому
Ah yes, that’s by far the best expansion pack.
@frozen_antifreeze
@frozen_antifreeze 4 роки тому
im takin a guess this game is real
@lindseytaylor-guthartz1236
@lindseytaylor-guthartz1236 4 роки тому
@@frozen_antifreeze We're all living it ....
@frozen_antifreeze
@frozen_antifreeze 4 роки тому
@@lindseytaylor-guthartz1236 oh right forgot about that sry -wait fuck-
@entropy5157
@entropy5157 Рік тому
That stupidity card with Trumps picture was the most hilarious thing in this video 🤣🤣 what a genius this guy is !!
@cooliozgaming6394
@cooliozgaming6394 3 роки тому
i like how it starts civil, but quickly turns into madness and maybe even... death.
@bug1746
@bug1746 4 роки тому
James: and then- but you- y’know- I Mean- you just- it’s- it’s- Me: **sigh** _he has such a way with words_
@jackyu8434
@jackyu8434 3 роки тому
Sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin sin more toilet paper sin sin sin sin sin sin
@henrythehenri7262
@henrythehenri7262 3 роки тому
It makes it funnier
@scottthompson9002
@scottthompson9002 3 роки тому
The italics gives what you’re saying such a “sinful” tone. I like it.
@hisss
@hisss 4 роки тому
Now tell me the baking part wasn't a "we need to talk about the ducks" reference 😂
@subwaygoddess1
@subwaygoddess1 3 роки тому
@Ninja Kitten 🤣🤣🤣🤣🦆🦆🦆
@recoveringsoul755
@recoveringsoul755 3 роки тому
and the wine
@awestwood3955
@awestwood3955 3 роки тому
🦆
@matthewwriter9539
@matthewwriter9539 3 роки тому
...I'm not going to tell you that...also, we're out of wine, tissues and baking supplies.
@cricat3776
@cricat3776 4 роки тому
this man is a genius about adding and adding to his jokes i love it
@user-en4qu7jw8w
@user-en4qu7jw8w 4 місяці тому
You are so brilliantly funny, James!!! Love your stuff so much! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️
@gavincarr2990
@gavincarr2990 4 роки тому
Ladies and gents, he played his trump card...
@roguishpaladin
@roguishpaladin 4 роки тому
It's actually a Drumpf card.
@nonebusiness4488
@nonebusiness4488 4 роки тому
ha!
@Regimeshifts
@Regimeshifts 4 роки тому
you may see yourself out
@HandsomEnchilada
@HandsomEnchilada 4 роки тому
"🌟"
@RuefulCenturion
@RuefulCenturion 4 роки тому
If the Trump card is played, everyone loses...
@_night.edits_6816
@_night.edits_6816 4 роки тому
Sounds like a fun game to play with friends and family, maybe this could potentially become an online game. So I could actually play it with friends during the pandemic.
@andreyrumming6842
@andreyrumming6842 4 роки тому
Finishing up a couple small projects, then going straight onto this. Amazing idea!
@lukebusbridge2966
@lukebusbridge2966 4 роки тому
Yesss!
@Robin-kg1yv
@Robin-kg1yv 4 роки тому
Play online with friends??? *plays slow internet card* Check MATE!
@PandaperfectVT
@PandaperfectVT 4 роки тому
Table top simulator!
@robert_1998
@robert_1998 4 роки тому
Waiting for an online version now
@whiskeytango1744
@whiskeytango1744 4 роки тому
Explaining the lock down via picture cards! The one with the silhouette of a particular world leader, brilliant James simply brilliant! Thanks for the humor indeed. Now, who wants to play the next round?
@riinmats7593
@riinmats7593 4 роки тому
James talks like a kid trying to explain the situation.
@thebricksofmandalore1943
@thebricksofmandalore1943 4 роки тому
The last baking one should have been, we need to talk about the baking
@FirstnameLastname-vf9rp
@FirstnameLastname-vf9rp 4 роки тому
Yes.
@Ck87JF
@Ck87JF 4 роки тому
@@johnathon5455 In case you're legitimately confused, look up "James Veitch ducks" here on UKposts.
@baronvonbrunn8596
@baronvonbrunn8596 4 роки тому
But what if he´s COOKING?
@baronvonbrunn8596
@baronvonbrunn8596 4 роки тому
Oh wait... there are no cards with cooking...
@baronvonbrunn8596
@baronvonbrunn8596 4 роки тому
but why
@HellDragonFire
@HellDragonFire 4 роки тому
seriously, make this a kickstarter and formulate the rules for single and multiplayer modes.
@Dumbagon
@Dumbagon 4 роки тому
I would buy it
@superru7438
@superru7438 4 роки тому
multiplayer mode: living with partner single player mode: sin
@beccag2758
@beccag2758 4 роки тому
He should at least make it an online game😂
@ukoutlaw5238
@ukoutlaw5238 4 роки тому
Sign me up for one!
@TurboRoggy
@TurboRoggy 4 роки тому
There's actually a card game called Exploding Kittens which is very, very similar to that. It was started by Oatmeal on Kickstarter and can be now purchased normally.
@Tarantara.
@Tarantara. 3 роки тому
The utter brilliance of James Veitch. It’s the Covid equivalent of “Mornington Crescent “....... love it!
@MrSnow-dk3to
@MrSnow-dk3to 4 роки тому
This is pure genius! The kickstarter page is brilliance!
@leeplynter6787
@leeplynter6787 4 роки тому
7:15 - Think that's called a Trump card.
@Guiguiandange
@Guiguiandange 4 роки тому
Is there a Stupid Pun card ?
@natestertf757
@natestertf757 4 роки тому
@@johnathon5455 r/woosh
@Kittsuera
@Kittsuera 4 роки тому
@@johnathon5455 it depends on who plays the card.
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