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AMOGISUUUS

Good job upside down man :)

its 1am :( W video even tho this fucking posted 3mins ago. Love ya

Incorrect, many crabs were harmed. I harmed them.

@l did a thing 🅥 No verified? :megamind:

*nazi iron shelled hermit crabs

@Bully peter dont think the bots will watch it man xD

@@null_7966 sadly that shell wasnt worn by the crab

@@thesaviorofsouls5210 but what if a crab finds it before a person does? Or the person who finds it gives it to another hermit crab

Crustatious the Antisemitic is approaching.

Me when bots:

The health bar is only an inch long but it's a health bar. None of the other animals have one. Just the tiny boss.

Hermitius the Armored Nazi.

Du meinst wohl DEN EİNSİEDLERKREBS

what did he do that for the guy was leaving his old shell behind anyway

@@1v966 He wouldn't tell me so I don't know why.

@@1v966 Presumably they weren't quite well enough fed and saw the chance for a meal.

Based crab

@@Mariwend I fed them as recommended which I presume was supposed to be enough seeing as they outgrew their shells. I don't know if it was a territorial issue. The pet shop said they like company but my little murderer didn't seem to care. He lived a solitary life for a couple years longer.

In a few million years you could go to a beach and fined hermiria the armoured savage

@@Eeyoi2006 They will build an army and destroy all coastal cities

@@LewangoalskiANDTomAssistMuller yes Hermathor will rule one of the coastal cities of reefaria

This is how the Crab People on South Park got started.

The 1000 year Crustacean Wars will nearly wipe out humanity!!

Do this on a large scale, change the path of crab evolution.

He accidentally creates a neo nazi faction of hermit crabs and starts HW1!

@beyond your imagination that channel is also a bot

@beyond your imagination aw hell nah the bots are starting to defend themselves💀

Naah, he accidentally creates Metal slug hermit Crab

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So, forcing hermit crabs to evolve into a hermit crab equivalent of a space marine

@@PivoLover4everPURGE THE HERETICS FOR THE EMPEROR OF CRAB KIND

​@@PivoLover4ever good idea

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Squids and octopus gonna go extince

Pretty sure they'll give up once those spikes hit their jaws. But likely, the crab will still die as the bird will release it from high above

Hermi: goodluck bitting me

I was a little worried about the hi-vis aspect too, but I'm hoping he has a long, fruitful life and it does become the stuff of hermit crab legend!

If enough time passes, it will rust surely

@@felixsovietski642the metal used doesn’t rust

@Bully peter shut up bot

and a sword for a swordfish

Or a white glove for the groper

How about out of a hammerhead shark

@l did a thing 🅥 cate :D

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That fisherman better be ready to solo a mythical tier boss

...with a swastika on it

imagine a predator that normally consumes hermit crabs encounter one of these bad boys. Rip teeth

@Chad 007 LMAO

😂😂

"Australia...is *weird."*

There is a species of snail (commonly known as the scaly-foot snail) that actually uses iron sulfides in the outer layer of it's shell... so it wouldn't be as far a leap as you might think.

@@nialmontanathere’s the volcano snails too

Lv 73 Crustle nicknamed “RANDY” with the ability Steel Spirit. It has the moves Metal Claw, Dig, Sand Attack, and Harden.

Hey Dwebble...here's a Rare Candy and a TM for the move Harden and Iron Guard!

Real life metal coat, can't wait for him to try it on a praying mantis

Water/rock type to water/steel.

The Hermit Crabs’ “Riddle of Steel.”

Wait is this Warhammer 40k quotes it gives vibing?

@@Audictator_Zeaxxous I got Mordekaiser vibes

@@Audictator_Zeaxxous yep

For in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war

Especially the one with saw design

They got a rare drop

Not gonna lie the new update is a bit Pay 2 Win don't you agree

Evolution

@@S3w3rSh4rk0 although very RNG based if you want to go Free 2 Play, you have to camp those specific spots on the beaches hoping this happens

They will fail

Excellent

I think a metal armour has had those very same qualities for several millenia.

@@janbo8331 Which still doesn't invalidate those problems for a hermit crab metal armour. Humans are practically only species that knowingly crafts, and utilizes, metal armour even to this day

@@tappajaav No it doesn't, but neither does it mean that people would not understand the characteristics of metal.

And that metals are highly toxic to hermit crabs….

That sounds like a webtoon

@@soiboi685 I'd read that webtoon

A mystical aegis forged by mysterious giants far inland

@@Akaryusan Isn't there also a game where you play a hermit crab?

Game of Shells

i hope they pass it on

@@Ididathing just make a bunch and put em in the water, the crabs will find them eventually

@@Ididathing they usually do! There are videos of dozens of hermit crabs having a shell exchange and it’s very competitive

@@hiroshi1046 yeah lol they all size up in a line and pick the appropriate sized shell. Shell swap!

Or someone's just going to find them all before the "crabs" do.

Clever girl … Or boy…

🤣

It's engineering, but Australian.

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Only in Australia XDDDD

nice armour randy 11:33

*ohio* ☝️🤓🤏

Alright you! You're coming with us. (Joke police from Monty Python)

*Luke Seawater

Then, WHAM! a guy comes along and smashes you with a hammer.

@@bakedbeings *seafarer

He's kind of a strange old hermit

I give you fire you give me rock

@l did a thing 🅥 THIS IS A BOT I REPEAT THIS IS A BOT!

Have u seen this mans fingers? That's years of work he feels no pain

*...until the fire nation attacked*

I can only imagine Alex steel reviewing any of his blacksmith techniques lol XD

There are only 4 crabs in the world who can say it

@@erinbeitlich7310 it would be passed down through their children!

300 …. Crab edition

Awesome lol

This sounds like a line taken out of the hermit crabs mythology

We

Mf gives animal buffs

Each link is a bot. Damn that v symbol looks just like the verified logo.

Evolution will collapse under its own weight

@Nobody Who yeah YT is being plagued by bots nowadays...

Feeding anyone Vaginal Backwash should be a crime, but it's still legal.

He lives in Australia what do you expect

Did he kill that hermit crab in the beginning?

@@ricegum7583 It was a clear editing

@@ricegum7583 no,there was a empty shell and the "real one" was fake from another video.

no it was terrible because natural shells are porous but his arent

They're gonna make a new species out of this, "iron shelled hermit crab"

@@rock.69420 the shell doesnt make the species tho. theres a lot of animals that could use this shell. some hermit crabs use iron cans as a shell for example. that doesnt make them cocacola crabs

@@sachauittenbogaard2778 oh ok

the archeologist be like 'The ancient civilizations used to worship hermit vrab as a god and create handmade shell for them'

@@amirulmh6057 😂 that seems accurate

Screw it imma tell my children the tale of the armored hermit crabs

It deserves an anime "Reborn in another world as an OP hermit 🦀"

He'd be their equivalent of Hephaestus making a legendary armor for Achilles.

The armour that weighs more than the world, an armour that while provides virtual invulnerability, but makes you weak through its weight. The spartan shell based off a descendant of the giant. And the shell of thunder clouds,placed In a cave above ground.(Like dark clouds, I don't know)

Only Hermitius was wise enough to choose a shell.

"This armour was handed down to us by the gods, an especially loud and insane god, who liked beer"

@@weldonwin sounds Norse… hm…

@@weldonwin Dionysus in a nutshell

"...you’re the next one to inhermit it”

@@thehordechief4672 “God dammit Grandpa”

Or that they used thermal vents as a forge to smelt and Smith metals for armor!

And will question how these crabs had the intelligence for so, would it be alien intelligence? Bc humans won’t be here in 200 years everything will be destroyed

and soon enough they are going to develop weapons!

@Giovani Montoya NOO plz don’t take my rattata

or it evolved into a kraken like creature.

Holy yap

Would blow someone's mind.

I would be proud of my country's coast naval defense

@@nihilisticpuppy3799 The hermit crab's on patrol

imagine stepping on one of those shells, then being utterly confused at what you stepped on.

Imagine I don’t need to I’ve seen it

Tier zoo enjoyer too huh?

You know he is helping out an infinite amount of hermit crabs? Hermit crabs often switch out shells so he is forming a generation of crabs with metal plated shells.

@@frogster3338 mhm.

too bad he had to smash one with a hammer in the process

Higher defense stat at the cost of stealth isn't viable at that size.

Then returning you that’s godly for sure.

Basically what happened to Chihiro

That you won't be able to wear in a year because you grow. The gods are cruel

@@Classified141 🤣😂

@@Classified141 it's like a game, when you get a strong ass armor for your level, then you level up more and it become obsolete

First comment that made me laugh. Thx for that

Crabicus Mechanis! Praise the Omnicrustacean!

40K references are always fun.

11:33 adeptapod crustacicus

Your kind will beg me to save you, but the truth is, I am already saved, Attributed to archmagos hermeticus crabus of the adeptus crustaceus

he's actually making the crab more likely to be killed since their new home has no camouflage

did he actually hammer a crab at the beginning of the video or am I blind?@@tractordude234

metal gear crabbing

did i hear *METAL GEAR*

Bruh he just told you hermit crabs aren’t actually crabs 💀

What next? A solid snake!?

Nanomachines, son

Randy is to be addressed as Lieutenant General Randy, leader of the 121st Hermit Crab Battalion, thank you.

and what about the hermit crab that was horribly smashed at the start of the video :(

@@warpzone4765 he said it was edited

@@warpzone4765 it would be the reason why hermit crabs will purge humanity

@@warpzone4765 if u watch the beginning of that clip you can see a shell where he hits the hammer and that's what shattered hermit crab was just edited in

historians gonna be fooled into thinking it's 1944

Archeologists many years from now: Omg the Nazis secretly had an operation where they trained the hermit crabs and were going to use them to win the war OR omg the Nazis had robot crabs

@@Egerit100 or: good lord, the nazis were bigger idiots than we thought they were!

Archaeologists learning about the hermit crab front on Australian shores in WW2 a few hundred years from now will have some fun

The great crab war... I remember like it was just yesterday woob woob woob woob.

op

Sounds like one of those mafia boss game ads

@@Fierydonut exactly

@@Fierydonut that’s how mafia works 💁‍♂️

The shells will become a Legend armor piece worn by certain hermit crabs before being given to other hermit crabs

the chosen one

Only the Can Hermits, using their aluminum can shells, are capable of facing him

It'll be like a family weapon passed on through generations, or like a divine creation granted to those who seek it out.

@@bestraight7480 bot moment

@@chad0079 ur a bit aswell

Untill they accidently crack one open to realize they are from plastic

for the amount of BS people are doing, like leaving a hammer inside concrete, I think every kind of scientists in the future will know that we do stupid things. They won't be able to know what's serious or not.

@@filipbitala2624 even better, they will think the hermits got plastics 😈

The metal shells were clearly for ritualistic purposes.

Now imagine the disappointment when they discover that the shell was made by some guy as a joke for entertainment.

My grandma has tinitus i didnt know it was that serious 😥 ...

Nevermind it was arthur height us i was confised

@@csar07.vastly different things

Not to mention that pewter can be made with lead and tin, so you will have a chance of lead poisoning

Tetanus isn't actually associated with metal or rust, beyond sharp rusty metal things tending to also be in dirty spots. The bacteria that cause it are in dirt.

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Better start looking for second source since the vendor decided its not worth the trouble.

Isn't that why additive printing was invented?

Interestingly, electroplating is the same method NASA used to create cooling channels in the space shuttle’s main engines’ combustion chambers.

@EEEEEEEE WHY ARE YOU HERE, TOO?!

The dream.

Imagine being abducted by a UFO and they give you some sick ass Jordans then they release you

@@Poopenfarden The dream.

I too want some alien exoskeleton armor suit

This is how alien abduction stories should go.

Seen a few carry around drink containers.

It will become a one of a kind fabled armour among the crab society

@@Anreii 😂 “Black night Armor” but the hermit Crab version

One after another hermit crab after hermit crabs die and find that armored shell again and again it will became the hermit crab's sacred treasure in their species where it's like discovering a legendary armor in a game.

its berserker armor but for hermit crabs

Yeah... It's really not a safe home for them.

@@cawareyoudoin7379yeah this whole video was for clout, looking at his tank, it was completely unsuitable for crabs.

back in the days, there were metal hermit crabs

They'll be lyk oooooo new species les goooooo

@@trollingdaniyal7993 lol

Yeah, and they conclude that they're must have been a superior colony of sophisticated, technologically advanced hermit crabs that overthrew humans and dominated the planet!

sorry but this won't hold long, eventually it will disappear in water

If only houses worked this way

@@ethangandy3031 they could... It's the human s(h)elfish minds that don't.

@@ethangandy3031 Just stick a bunch of caravans together and the kids can take theirs when they move out. Modular houses.

@@ethangandy3031 they did long time ago when we had an average life span of like 22.

There are some unsavoury characters in the hermit crab community, some come along and push in in the queue to steal a shell 😔

that would be XD

Only an absolute moron would ever think that.

With swastikas on them 💀

​@@inkognito3145what da heeeelllll

Actually a snail with an iron shell

r\bossfight

Anyone who plays Rimworld knows Randy does that.

someone already made the boss fight joke

It's a 1% chance random encounter

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

-where did he get it from? - it was gifted as he said, “The gods brought me away from my home, tested me the testament of shells, and now I’m death”

"He was the best side-walker in the seas...and a cunning warrior 😌"

And he was a good friend.

Except it will corrode

Scientist 1: ... Ain't no way these tiny creatures made this. Scientist 2: *shrugging* Look dude, that's what Im guessing so you could be rig- Scientist 3: NO!! SHUT IT MARK!!! THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT!!! HERMIT GODS!!! Scientist 1: Oh goddamn it Bill..

@@SSSTUDIOS365 MONKEEH

The earth will be boom pow by then

You really don´t know how fossils work huh

@@pedroalgo3990 joke

Simp

I agree

he should make spiders with guns

Just pour nuke waste then

@@anonymousstout4759 nah he needs to make it still somewhat habitable

Give kangaroos armor

Him or the crab?

I would immediately flee

That’s what I thought lmao

Gonna be hilarious

Don't you mean a "shell" of a time..? I'll take my leave now

We as people know our ancestors did silly and strange things. So will future generations, even more so because of our increased record keeping.

They just say it was about some kind of ritual. Maybe worshiping of crab gods.

it's awesome how he just simply does things

I prefer it when he does stuff, personally. But I guess he has to stick to things for the brand recognition.

@l did a thing 🅥 i bet its a rick roll or a virus link

You should watch Brandon's video from them making the robot dog. His perspective really made me lose respect for 'I Did a Thing'

Is that a thing?

Always

@@Ididathing nice vid!!!

@@Ididathing dont want to cut off any "loose" objects...

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But no shoes when smithing 😅

Especially with the Nazi one 😂

not really, if we have the technology and knowledge to realize that isn't natural, then they most certainly would too

@@CadOaThePickle it would still raise questions on who made them

I can see it now, “new evidence suggests that the nazi party employed armored hermit crabs.”

Nazi secret weapon

Well since usually they are never seen again "that's literally how we get pet crabs they are all poached and or wild caught and suffer insane abuse before they are forced to change shells (by smashing them with a hammer) and starved and//or suffocate to death because humans are sick fucks who like shortening their lifespan by more than half

Your friend comes back with a metal shell and he's speaking about the "final solution" for the humans.

Inuyashiki

That would be just too random and the universe would stop working.

Not the SS armor tho

@@irgendwer44 legit like there would be some major confusion

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@@Hunlor- I hoped someone else caught that.

What I was thinking exactly

the legend of the silver shell. future scientist label it as proof of Darwinism.

@@whattheword5846 “Darwinism” 💀

The shell will probably corrode from the sodium in the water. Edit: never mind nickel is highly corrosion resistant.

@@trywashere8218 Randy chose well

now i know this setup looks bad, like i’m making meth or something. which i am doing, don’t get me wrong here, just not in this tape

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​@@briishmate5487 that is definitely a quote from this video, though I'm not sure of the relevance

9:12

hermit crab: and how did you survive randy rendy: well let me tell you a story with epic fights and traveling around at fast speeds with alien hand shaped space ships

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@@alexanderbrown2717 I believe in hermit crabs with metal shells

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another shell was made. In the land of Australia, in the fires of a crucible, the Dark Lord I Did a Thing forged, in secret, a Master Shell to control all others. And into this shell he poured his genius, his creativity and his will to empower all life.