And I didn't get by car.

When the middle schooler with the weird head finds your tombstone collection

H a y a t o

He's 27

@@emilykins008 huh

as if he isn't one already

but current kevin's a psychopath?

Maybe that could be a new therapy for psychopath, hit by car, just like kevin

it humbled him

We dont know if he got hit by car, just that he didnt get by car

that’s deep bro

To the tune of God is a Dj

UKposts is a clown, not the circus. The circus would be Twitter.

@ANIRUDH NAIR the twitter is not a clown, it's the entire circus.

@@Arthur_Hawke Twitter isn’t a circus, it’s the entire fair.

Didn't get by car.

Didn't get by car.

While ghosts of his victims are forced to watch.

not relatable 😉😜

Yeah I'd like a magic wand curse the enemys

Me 3 months into lockdown

And normal for his videos

Congrats on the heart

@@IamaPERSON are you a robot? /yes/no/

@@IamaPERSON thank you ^ ^

@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 you're welcome

@@themanbehindtheslaughter655 nah, I'm a person

You're... Right. I'm very concerned

this is some DID Kevin probably doesn't know he has!

as someone who has DID and whose alters plays the sims im crying at this theory rn

@@TimeWizard727 my bad 🙈.

@@HorrorDiva01 omg nah its just relatable af 😭

turg happy

me agree

Good time.

hagrid

See Kev. Happy

I think it's less Twitch chat and more Kevin himself

it was more like an hour lmao

*THAT* would be the GTA Chaos mod streams

I guess Hell isn't just fire and brimstone.

@@vague_velleity you mean heaven?

@@floatinghamstick - Hell, because the cage burned down.

Can we move things around?

Didn't get by car...

Didn't get by car indeed.

*Didn't get by car.*

That is a tough decision 😂

It's Kevin, it's all in there.. Jim Pickens is just a demonic manifestation of his evil impulses

Yes.

@@roque87 demonic?? Don’t you dare disrespect the dear leader !!! Wait .. you said demonic? .. yeah ok 😂

Fool, Jim Pickens is a filtered version of Kevin

12 minutes, actually

"Oh by jaysus lads, I'll drink yer blood like a fine pint o' guinness!"

When you want your drink cold AND fresh

Actually, Dracula is Irish. The author Bram Stoker was from Dublin

@@DeathRecon97 uh, I’m pretty sure both the real life Dracula and Stoker’s version were Transylvanian. Just because an author is from a specific country, doesn’t mean their characters are all from that country too 😅

@@TwinkleTwinkleTruly I'm aware hahahaha. Vampire Dracula is a character from Irish literature is my point. I don't actually believe that Count Dracula is from Clontarf.

Of the people you killed in cold blood! It makes perfect sense! Why would you not be haunted 😂

If ya look at his Sims series it is, but if ya look over-all (youtube and twitch) he seems like a really nice guy. I personally think he shoulda put nice a lil higher, and I have reason for it.

@@nightorchid5031 theyre just making a joke we know kev is a genuinely nice guy lol

“I’m a nice guy” then immediately drowns his neighbours in the pool 😂

@@gothamcowboy Vidcund would disagree

..he just like me...for real..

He only remembered how to pool-kill someone lol

Performative surprise

He does that with Minecraft too and it's low-key annoying tbh.

​​@@zombifiedpariah7392 it may be annoying for some people ig, but I think it's pretty understable because for years he uploaded a video each day and it was almost always a new game. Playing so many different games everyday one is bound to forget some things about a game that one doesn't play too much. I also think it might be because of his ADHD, cuz its personally something that happens to me a LOT, I kinda forget almost everything if it's not like something I personally consider super important/that I'm fixated on (Adhd can suck lol)

@@kamabokogonpachiro5038 Oh he has ADHD? Damn I didn't know that. That explains a lot actually. Lol

Why did I read Comic Sans in Comic Sans

@@tenleyfrederick5219 omg same!

Love that. Also reminds me of Frank the Christmas Gargoyle.

Same

@@georgehutter339 sending you 💕

@@poxana2891 thanks, you're awesome.

Literally doing the same now... kind of ironic to realize this safe content is showing torture though😂 still, I'm here

@@kassiopeia5565 ahahahahahahaha he does it with a wholesome smile on his face, though ahahahha

Omg I totally did that it was HILARIOUS!

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Unrelated, but I like your picture

*Just like the simulations*

this is a prequel to the other kevin sim, it was foreshadowing when it said he didn’t get hit by the car

@@chiddle didnt get by car*

Oh yeah, Sims 1 is wild. It's nearly impossible to get all their motives up with out cheating. And they are so dumb. God forbid you put a table and chairs near a corner. If they get out of the chair on the wrong side they get stuck between the wall and the chair and will eventually die if you don't move it.

Guns are good, mental health is bad

@Asya Inasfy lol bots

You're in the cult, the cult calls you a friend. Friend :)

Aww sorry to hear that PAL

@@Stitches626 i’m glad to be accepted by the all knowing cult

you're a friend of the cult ((: we're all friends here ((((:

Can I be ur friend?

Wonder why he did that, anyway

@@IamaPERSON if I'm not mistaken, he's gonma do something special in twitch and that's why he uploaded earlier today

@@kr_sh_ interesting

Wtf I thought I commented on this video I never watched and almost had a trip

We need to get this

please kevin please

You're still going- You got this! He will eventually see...

Wow it really is i looked

please kevin

eyyyy look it's Turg, what are your pronouns by the way

@@shadowcween7890 I'm pretty sure its Turg/Turg. Turg only goes by Turg.

I agreee

@@shadowcween7890 he/they but i guess turg/turg works too :)

Wassup

Maybe you'll get more likes if you make it slightly funnier