If you stayed to the end, send me your best omelet recipe plz…

Clown: "cough cough, I love you, cough cough" Branzy: Calmly continues narrating

Clownpierce is usually the one to scare Branzy but Branzy's response to the baby eating question proves that Branzy is definitely scary when he tries, scary enough to even scare Clownpierce a little bit.

Branzy and ClownPierce give the same vibes as the boss and the hot secretary. They’re very clearly flirting but they keep forgetting that they have to be professional. “Ahem right yes, get those files to me by tonight! >:(“ “Okay bye be safe, love you”

"and a murderous beast between my legs" has to be my favorite Branzy quote of all time.

Branzy, the true hero of Lifesteal. He traumatized the head of the evil, despicable, and the most terrible crafting table thieves. He has put an end to their evil plans.

aint no way everyone just fightin for the egg and branzy comes in and is like "hello" and then accidentally finds it while trying to get revenge for a stolen crafting table

Clown : " you see me consuming babies wyd" Branzy : ask if youd like a glass of milk to wask it down My favourite Branzy-Clown interaction ever

Branzy may not be the deadliest, but he is the best storyteller in lifesteal.

Branzy and clown just compliments each other, one is wholesome and one is evil

It’s awesome how he turned a lifesteal video into a 100 day challenge

Clown's question and Branzy's answer is hilarious

It’s funny that whenever clown appears, others just run away or shout in despair while Branzy just flirts with clown

Good to see Branzy on Lifesteal again

We just gonna gloss over Branzy saying “I have a murderous beast between my legs” 10:33

clown and branzy always are the best lifesteal duo

The Entire Server At War To Get The Dragon Egg, Then Branzy Just Accidently Finds It Trying To Get Revenge For A Stolen Crafting Table. Good Stuff Man :)

13:00 that really is the perfect mood setting disc- it starts spooky, has a romance part, and then goes back to spooky

Branzy's trusted friend aka Clownpierce has once again saved him

i love the way everyone turns a minecraft smp into a literal movie and the fact its not scripted makes it even better

Branzy's the kind of guy to make a 100 days video out of someone stealing his crafting table.

Branzy could turn anything into a 100 days challenge.

I love how branzy is just trying to have fun while ppl are full on sweating💀💀💀

not only did he turn life steal into a 100 days challenge, this is probably the most wholesome life steal content I've ever seen-

i love Branzy and Clowns relationship, they’re such good friends!!

0:01 can we appreciate how they plant the seeds without water as a symbol of "deadly"ness?

10:33 "with my new chauffeur and a murderous beast between my legs"🗿

Branzy at the start:and evil clowns... Clownpierce after Branzy set the deal: *cough* I love you *cough cough*

I'd like to see a clown and branzy team again! I thought it was fun and at this point it's iconic!

I love how basically this man went from being thought of as the server nitwit, to basically lifesteal kianu reeves over 2 stolen crafting tables.

Branzy getting the dragon egg was the twist of the century.

It’s now that I realize how infinity fun and entertaining Branzy is.

branzy may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver

I love branzy and lifesteal so much that this is just perfection

I love how the entire video is centered around Branzy's first crafting table xD

I love how everybody is aggressive and backstabbing but wholesome at the same time.

"Look at this little humper" is suprisingly the weirding thing Branzy has ever said

branzy's lifesteal videos never get old, especially his duo w/ clownpierce :)) glad to have you back!!

Turned out to be a really enjoyable, this one. I did not see that end twist coming, good work

I was still laughing at the doctor disconnect joke and then Jaron just said "What if we summoned a warden, on them."

Branzy and ClownPierce. We needed this!

“S tier Russian spy”got me dying😂💀

we need the teamup between clown and branzy terrorizing the server again

why hasnt branzy and clownpierce gotten married yet?

Clown getting uncomfortable from branzy just looking at everything in a wholesome way is hilarious.😂❤

It’s is nice to see you back on lifesteal branzy. Keep up the amazing work!

Clownpierce is basically the joker of lifesteal😂

I thought the deadliness meter was really cool. Reddons definitely should've had one. Anyway, really fun video, and it felt very fresh for Lifesteal content! Good work! Omelette: Look up Gordon Ramsey's Omelette Recipe and he basically shows you exactly how to do it. For ingredients, I prefer pork, bacon, gruyere cheese, bell peppers, tomatoes, and caramelized onions.

Friendliest at deadliest at its finest edit: hopefully this don't die again like s4 lmao

BAHAHAHAHA I love dynamic between Branzy and Clown! Anyway, great vid! I hope to see more Lifesteal content in future :p

really hoped clown was gonna ask branzy for his indentured servitude for that woogie kill

the warden part is just pure chaos

branzy can turn anything in the world into a 100 days series

Despite the fact that i barely see his videos, I will never grow bored when watching them.

I love it when clown comes anywhere most people are like oh no its clown and then branzy is like ooh hi clown😊😊 It honestly always makes my day when I see them together

Branzy and ClownPierce are the Annabel and Doomslayer of minecraft Best friendship I've seen in for ever

Possibly my favourite lifesteal video, Branzy just has this charm to him. That, and the fact he is freaking hilarious

Branzy i think your next video should be about getting better at PvP, so that you won’t get clapped by like anyone who wants to do so😂 (Like so he can see this)

I know I'm a bit late but every time I see a Branzy video I already know its gonna be full of humor and good times, keep it up mate!

"Walked straght out of hell- oh never mind your hired" - ClownPierce, 2023

I feel though after watching a ton of lifesteal streams featuring the dragon egg that this is the most fitting ending but branzy might be a liitttllee bit of a target now

despite I see his videos less often, he never fails to make me smile 🎉

"I've become Branzy, Validation Failure of the Chat."

23:46 not only is that a hilarious acronym, but it also might be the greatest hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy reference I’ve ever seen. So long and thanks for all the fish.

Great job Branzy!!! Enjoy the possession of the dragon egg!!

Always good to see a Branzy Lifesteal video

Deadly rank... Small giraffe. Excellent choice

“a beast between my legs” dirty mind activated

Long awaited video, so exited to watch :d

Let’s go!!!! Every day is good if branzy uploads

“A murderous beast between my legs” AYO?!

I cannot believe, through all that chaos, you walked out with the egg 😭 amazing video branzy!! ❤

Finally branzy is back on lifesteal

Branzy, why do i feel like you're badboyhalo's grandpa?

THE KIDS ON TOP BABY!!! Red had it coming

Clown: "You walk into a room and you have seen me consuming babies. Just straight up Eating Infants. What do you do!!!" Branzy: "Ask if you would like a glass of milk to wash it down."

Branzy I love your videos they are such high quality and you spend so much time on them! Keep up the good work

i just love how branzy comes up with old ideas like 100 days and just makes them better

7:17 this killed me of laughter. Every part with clown just made me laugh

I love how everybody is super worried about clown being there and branzy is just like “guys, clown is here!”

Can we just appreciate how much effort he puts inside us?

That was the most AMAZING plot twist ever

No way he used a sharkilz thumbnaul lol

I believe we need to address something… Branzy has an crazy love interest for an clown/satan himself

I am SO excited for more lifesteal

“Defend the Crafting Table!” Best battlecry ever.

Burn the egg

The goat branzy is back at it again one of the best Mc UKpostsrs I know keep it up branzy

The exploding crafting table almost had me bursting out laughing... 😂😂😂😂

FINALLY branzy uploaded a lifesteal BANGER VID

10:30 "and with a murderous beast between my legs" -Branzy

“This is the friendliest server in Minecraft” Yup, this is gonna be chaos

I absolutely adore your videos, keep making great content like this

PINK SHEEP LORE: The Pink Sheep? No. A brutal murderer, hunting down Brandy in his videos, searching for the perfect opportunity to take him down. Why? The pink sheep is simply jealous of branzy’s and clownpierce’s purely wholesome love

Branzy and clown always make me laugh and smile! Branzy Please do more videos with clown YALL are my favorite duo! I am so happy to see you back on lifesteal! 😂❤

That ending though, that was good karma right there 😂

Throw the egg into the end's void, or hide it somewhere. Honeestly the middle of one of the end pillars would be an amazing hiding spot

Oh my God, Branzy is such a good and funny UKpostsr, I love him so, so much! ... ... Don't tell Clownpierce.

Glad to see your back on lifesteal. And I think I dreamt this 3 months ago.

'Parrots can be replaced, crafting tables not' Wisdom.