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He has the perfect amount of British accent

Things I like about Kolanii: His accent He’s funny How he explains things His minecraft skin

20:40 Jungle trees were the first large trees to exist in minecraft, and when they were first introduced they were programmed to drop fewer saplings because they had more leaves than any other tree, and the team at mojang was afraid that keeping the same drop rate would make them unbalanced. However, they forgot to do that to the dark oak and large spruce trees when they created those, and it hasn't caused a problem. So really it's just an outdated feature that has never been updated to match the other trees.

Even after loosing his best friend, 3 dogs, having to rebuild half of his entire house and island, he managed to make it look better. Tbh I would’ve quit in the nether zone

i like how kolanii doesn’t over explain everything with so much energy like every single minecraft youtuber

"I jumped down Dream's style, broke both of my legs and went to bed." I swear to God I laughed so hard at this. You're honestly so funny, KEKW.

Kolanii in 2021: "From now on I'll never involve a dog in my battles ever again" Also Kolanii in 2022: "I completely broke Minecraft in hardcore with dogs"

Last year. He aimed for 1k. A year later? Over 1M. This man has come so far, I'm glad.

Enderman: IM GONNA KILL YOU Enderman: Gets slapped Enderman: understandable have a nice day

his accent and the amount of “i dont give a fuck” in his tone just made everything even funnier

The pillagers trying to slap Kolanii on Day 34 is absolute gold

'Also I got a ghast spawn egg, but I'm gonna save that till I'm bored.' This is the humor that makes Kolanii's videos so much better than other youtubers.

This one block has more resources than the entire universe.

my guy u are the only person who actually tried to keep your animals alive.

This is the type of energy more Minecrafters need. You don't flaunt your skills, you say it as it is. What a madlad

I think the pillagers that didn't attack were crossbow pillagers. They don't do anything once they don't have their cb, unlike their axe-wielding brothers. Perhaps the world/server doesn't let mobs like pillagers spawn with items too often, as to prevent them from staying around

Enderman : attacks kollani Kollani: hits back Endermen: understandable, have a great day!

"I'm trying to hit 100k by the end of this year" - Kolanii. I glance to see that he is almost 800k in September, this man is doing gods work and it shows.

29:19 I just like how if you stop you can see the egg just falling down

9:25 I’m in pain watching him have a bucket but not go get any milk

I had way too much fun making this video... if you would like to see 200 days then let me know! Remember to watch all the way through so the algorithm can push it to everyone's recommendations... Hope ya'll enjoy!

20:59 “You alright bob?’ *nods*

In comparison to every other channel creating similar content, the witty dry humor of a British man truly reigns supreme. Not being a hyperactive person who is excited about literally everything is also a refreshing breath of fresh air.

I love the music that's in every video. It's captures the pain Kolanii suffers each challenge perfectly. Edit: the Pixar sounding music you know the one.

Appreciate the credit!

"then I met this guy who must've missed the enemy training program because he was the nicest enemy ever and I just awkwardly pushed him off" Quote from Kolanii

You always make me want to play minecraft

22:40 if you were wondering where your turtle egg went, Mobs such as zombies, husks, skeletons, wolves, or ocelots will try to destroy turtle eggs, so players may have to guard them to ensure they will hatch.

You have a natural talent in buildings. Everything you built is naturally beautiful. I honestly liked the design

20:58 “You alright bob?” Bob: *nods in agreement*

28:53 you had the thorns enchantment on your chestplate, meaning some melee attacks hit back at your enemies. like that dragon trying to bite your head off

He went from 100K to 2M :> Congrats Kolanii ❤

this guy has more comedic skills than the russian comedy my parents watched

The pool for the fish and turtles felt wholesome af

8:53 The guardian does a 360 to his death. That's one memorable way to die.

Zombie: Kills villager Kolanii: Tell me your raging without telling me your raging

This dude has the most laid-back voice I've ever heard in my entire life

*panda eats bamboo* “He’s so happy! He’s so fat”…… “take more”

i remember watching this when he did infact have nearly 100k, now this man is at 2M ❤ well deserved

My way of getting rid of the sand and gravel was letting them fall down on a pressure plate.

Me: He seems like a professional builder Kolanii: I just place blocks randomly until it looks cool Me: hummmmm

9:34 I thought those dolphins were a rare pink variant… turns out they were just dying.

I don't know how many times i rewatch this series

helped me when i had nothing to play thx a lot Kolanii

This man making a ton of jokes with a serious tone is probably gonna kill me

200 DAYS IS OUT! : ukposts.info/have/v-deo/aaWAeWmMoWakuJc.html

btw I am using your Opera gx wallpaper I love it

Kolanii is calm, aggressive, confusing all at the same time

The ender dragon died to your thorns

8:31 God damn, that squid is a tank. It took 7 hits from a stone sword and survived for like 10 seconds without water.

2 years later I think we can all agree Terry’s family needs compensation.

You accent, and your speaking cadence (and your dry delivery) remind me so much of Exurb1a. Massive complement btw I have all his books

mojang woke up one day and decided to make dying animals sound devastating

"I jumped down Dream style, broke both my legs, and went to bed." -Kolanii, escaping a mob spawner, 2021

"From now on I promised I'd never involved a dog in one of my battles again" Kolanii from September 2022: i promised never involve a dog, but o didn't say anything bout 2000 of dogs

Things I like about Kolanii : Literally everything

“I spent a lot of time on this, and I’m hoping we can hit 100K by the end of the year.” *_Hits 125k in the next 2 weeks_*

"And then SQUIDWARD SPAWNED, I mean Ruth" That cracked me up

21:57 if I remember correctly, the first enchantment in every world is guaranteed to be a certain enchantment, so depending on what you enchant first you’re guaranteed that specific enchant

24:31 you didn't get anything from fishing because in order to catch treasure items there has to be two blocks of air above your bobber, (also it's gotta be exposed to the sky) two blocks of water below it and beside it. So you would need at least a 3X3X3 area of solid water without any items that aren't waterlogged interrupting the space. (Shroom light ect ect)

Kolanii: is about to beat dragon The dragon: I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move. *dies*

everyone says RIP Chonker but no one remembers the wolf that didn’t fight :(

You're actually funny. I am already past my Minecraft phase but you're making me enjoy these videos

Welp, last three vids of yours I watched; you got me cackling with laughter. in my mid 30’s or so. Guess I’ll subscribe 🤪

7:44 "I woke up with a polar bear" **casually moves on with what he was saying**

"Spiders don't deserve names" Lucas: ...

Kolanii is the only youtuber I know that plays Minecraft, sounds like in his 30s and has the latest Humor

"LOOK HE'S SOO HAPPY, HE'S SOO FAT" kolani. The accent makes it so funny

It’s wholesome how he name all the animals and treat them like a friend

this guys is generaly funny support him guys i want more content

Love this man❤ so funny and always is entertaining keep doing what you do. #britainforevea

This part made me laugh so hard 6:25 😂😂

Kolanii: children are the worst mob ever! Me being a child: that’s valid

Kolanii: "So unfortunately I was forced to kill Terry" Ruth: "Huh? What's with that sound?" *Kolanii: "Go back to sleep Ruth. Shhh... It's alright"*

lol 100k in a year. Dude is almost 1.5 million a year later! Good job kolanii!!

“It’s a strange tower…but it’s my tower. “ What inspiring words from Kolanii. ❤❤

This gets so crazy

"You alright bob?" The villager: casually nods

Kolanii the dragon died to your thorns that’s why you didn’t need to touch it that’s just how OP you got

even two years ago your commentary was goated

It's already a flex to say been here since the 100,000 days video. Imagine what it'll be like in a year when you blow up, I'll be a god Edit: so I guess I'm a God now

Fun fact: during the nether phase, my smoke alarm when off due to me forgetting I made dinner

which one block did you use, ive been really intrested in trying to do it for myself, but its really hard to find the exact one your using

Mojang: Adds Elder Guardian as a boss. Kolanii: Carried on saving more fish, Except for this guy. I think he was bigger than the others but... I dont know. Elder Guardian: Gives Mining Fatigue

“He’s so happy” “he’s so fat” and “he can be a chicken if he wants to” made me laugh so hard 🤣

My personal favorite part was when you said “I met some more food I mean FRIENDS that’s what they are friends.”

No one: Not a single soul: Kolanii, when Pilligers appear: *I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it...*

kolanii you are the best youtuber in the world i respect all of your work your videos are the best you are a youtube god :)

enderman: ay, man, u tryna pick a fight?? Kolanii: *punch* enderman: ayo, calm down, calm down!

"I'm gonna stop naming animals" then does it for every animal

29:19 you can see the egg falling into the voidon the right

I clicked this video by mistake The best mistake ever

When he said we all know that children are the worst mob but these guys come pretty close. I DIED

7:04 'Never use a dog in one of my battles again.' Seeing this video after his '2000 dogs vs Warden' video is amusing...😂

In my opinion, the turtles pool was the best thing in the sky island 😄

"Im trying to hit 100K this year" 1 month later... "So I hit 250K..."

"maybe we can hit 100k subscribers this year" community: *half a million take it or leave it*

Kolani is amazing because amazing voice interesting videos funny videos a funny deadpan sense of humour sarcastic I love it

LOL this guy is calm chaotic and funny love it