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You’re actually one of the few creators, if not the only one, that gives me legit anxiety because of your total disregard for safety

Imagine bringing someone over like "Hey what's that in the corner?" "Sandpaper treadmill..."

My entire body contracted in fear when you started swinging the knife around your ankle.

I like how he does all this dangerous stuff, but wears a protective mask to draw stuff ( 6:45 )

The fact that Mr.Sandman was playing in the background made this even funnier 4:24

At this rate this man will just become pure scar tissue

This man has dealt with a 1000 mph jump rope before, yet I am STILL more panicked by that lawn knife jumping.

Aussies and kiwis have my favorite type of humor, that dry seriousness with the accent makes me laugh before even hearing something funny hahah

I was already afraid of Australians trying to survive in that environment but these things you made, makes me fear them even more.

I’m convinced that this man does not feel pain nor does he fear it.

I am now convinced that this man could make actual saw traps using his skills

I spaced out for a minute only to come back to him blending a berry smoothie with a blender on his head and a feeding tube to his mouth, what a bizarrely wonderful experience.

Seeing a man sit on a tiny stool so he could connect his helmet blender is a dystopia we’ll soon live in

That sandpaper treadmill is just straight up a medieval torture device. And the knife skip-it makes me feel like this video's just an endurance test. How long can you not look away?

You’re your own personal Jigsaw

The fact that this man hasn’t died yet is an absolute miracle

i like the fact that he played hopscotch with an actual knife attached to the rope for no reason, and everyone just accepted it

Still not sure if this guy is incredibly dedicated to the bits, or just straight up insane. Either way, top tier content.

After watching just one video i honestly fell in love with this channel. The sarcastic tone in both you're voice and also in the video's, the shitty jokes, the dark humor. The extremely irresponsible and dangerous things, to the bare foot walking when dealing with spinning knifes that attach to ur feet, to bear feet on treadmill made out of literal fucking sandpaper. Love it

For the last segment test i was laughing, while also choked up in tears. Truly a life defining experience

Dude, when he was jumping and dodging the blade while hula hooping, managed to scare me more than a lot of horror movies

I laughed wayyy too hard at the "belt length= infinite" thing. That was gold my friend.

12:52 had me physically shaking my head no. found this channel half an hour ago and am having the most fun ever

Bro i swear this dude is the most mentaly insane youtuber that exists and i love it

The most anxiety inducing channel on UKposts. 10/10 would recommend.

The hot dog idea has promise if you can figure a way past the "melts your mouth" taste sensation.

Make the wrapper have two slots like a FunDip. Then put the hotdog in one, and the chemical in one, so they don’t mix, Shake it and have the heat go through the other side, and make sure the tear is on the hotdog side and not on the chemical side so the chemicals stay in but the hot dog can come out.

Hearing the same music Dankpods uses for audio comparisons gives this video a whole different atmosphere than I expected.

The amount of nervous sweating this channel induces is insane. Sometimes I can barely even continue watching because it makes me so darn anxious and concerned. I'm a fan of horror movies, but man this goes beyond hahah

Reminds me of the time as a kid I fell on a treadmill and got stuck between the wall and the belt. Sanded down my back a bit

I fear for all this mans safety cause the things he does for us is crazy

i'm really really impressed by how well the crack dog idea turned out

ive never been ACTUALLY concerned for your safety until this episode. Ive had faith in everything youve made, but these things are nuts o.o

12:08 He didn't even use his 8/10 new treadmill sander to sand the metal stool, missed opportunity

The day this man and Micheal reeves work together is the day humanity implodes

‘i found a sandpaper man and asked him to make the most abrasive belt he could’ 🤣🤣

The fact that videos like this still exist and don’t require a disclaimer is so funny I love it.

When they say your life insurance plan will expire and you don't feel like you got any value out of it.

how to make a Roomback-the world's first automatic lawnmower for your backyard step 1: get an idea step 2: base it off of something iconically destructive step 3: design step 4: prototype step 5: see how it does step 6: repeat until happy with results step 7: put your Roomba/Battlebot/lawnmower to use!

When you started using the eating machine I honestly thought of some sort of torturing scene in a movie where someone is forcefed the mashed up remains of a family member getting pumped into their mouth as they can hear their screams from the blending chamber above. Man, I really need therapy.

Belt Length = Infinity Mathematicians: "yes it's possible" Engineers: **Fear intensifies**

This guy is actually such a good product designer and inventor type dude, he's like our generations MacGyver but with chemical burns and rashes

Imagine the new king of England actually sees this.

Super extremely stressed out on first day of college but your videos are my savior.

This man literally risks his life just to show how stupid our ideas are

The suffering and pain that you can see in his expression and body language with the blender helmet is truly moving

the Darwin Award was built for you dude:), keep it up!! Absolutely hilarious

For the hot dog, I imagine a little pod that would fit inside of a hotdog that has had a small tube cut out going up the middle, the pod inside either hack a button, or it’s a very strong material that contains the heating chemicals, you crack the hotdog in the bun, In it’s packaging, let it heat up, then take it out, pull the pod out by a string, add your condiments and enjoy

One part gives anxiety when he almost tries something that can get him severely injured and the other part of me just enjoys the content, as it's so entertaining that I can just forget about anything and enjoy it. Never fails to amuse me. Not sure how I ended up finding this channel definitely not disappointed.

I like how the crack dog is just re-inventing MREs in the worst possible way.

for the heat thing I saw tutorials for airsoft grenades that uses something that when pressed, pierces a bag and mixes the liquid and the powder so yeah also, an idea a gun that shoot sparks, like you have a metal grinder and a metal magazine, and it shoots sparks

So you’re telling me that this man ran on a sandpaper treadmill, ate a hotdog covered in a corrosive substance, cut his foot with a machete, and stuck a whole blender on his head just for a freakin youtube video? Kudos, but in the most terrified way possible.

Watching him gradually become more and more injured is conserning yet hilarious.

The fact that he’s actually clearly smart and capable is what makes this so funny

you are absolutely incredible, i fucking loved this video. you have fantastic humor and dedication, just please don't go too far and seriously hurt yourself bro lmao

dude the eating machine was just a mix of anxiety, sadness and laugh alltogether, 10/10

You make a toddler look like a safety inspector; genuinely impressive.

ER Doctor: “So how did you manage to sever your Achilles’ tendon?” This Guy: “So, here’s the thing…”

Tbh, I only tune in because your jokes are the best, no matter the subject you just deliver, keep up the good work!

Mister Sandman on the Sandpaper part is genius and i love it

Out of all the stuff he has made, this dude actually gave me anxiety for this one

The lawn mowing knife part genuinely had me breathing hard I was so scared hed hurt himself. I wasnt expecting to be legit stressed watching this

This man’s goal is to somehow make Australia even more dangerous

Jeez dude, did you really take out the queen? I am truly impressed with the lengths you go to to make your UKposts video art. Its hilarious!

Your facial expression as you had the helmet on finally convinced me that there's always someone standing in the off with a gun making you create these saw contraptions.

We should be scared to give him suggestions at this point. He will probably do them no matter how dangerous or stupid they are

The song he plays when he goes into the glue montage is “Glue” by Bicep Nice touch

10:38 OMG! You make Hacksmith look like the kings of Health and Safety by comparison!

I think the knive toy thing is the closest thing you've ever gotten to seriously hurting yourself for one of your videos. But seriously, please be careful.

Fun fact: I've actually eaten a glowstick. They taste like just about how you'd expect a stick of chemicals that start glowing an unnatural neon color when you break them to taste. So bad. I can still vividly remember the taste.

this channel feels like a really weird dream that you want to go back to after waking up

This guy is a perfect example of “don’t play with the neighbours kid”

I’m convinced that Alex is like millions years old and at this point nothing is exciting for him so he has to do all these crazy things to make him feel something or he’s just a lunatic. Only one or the other.

I'm terrified and excited to see what's been done

I like the insinuation that the ankle hopper idea is somehow more dangerous than flying a helicopter upside down

He bought a whole guitar for a bit, love the commitment

My dude ate a hotdog covered in sodium hydroxide and didn't even think twice, that's some sort of high-level giga chad stuff right there

This is honestly the most terrifying video of yours I’ve seen yet. Had to look away because you are just so insane

old video or whatever and Im sure someone has mentioned it but US military MRE heaters work pretty similar to the crack dog, you just need your own water instead of it being packaged with the chemical. Also the foods that get heated are vacuum sealed. They also use magnesium instead of sodium hydroxide. I think that contaminates the food less.

Bro had so much injuries for the purpose of this vid. Complete legend

As a chef who has worked with knives all his adult life... that lawn cutting segment had me wincing more than any horror movie has! There is not a chance in hell I would ever do that! 😂

The hotdog heater idea already exists in a less dangerous version: Self-heating food packaging

The first video I have watched and my therapist has 8 sessions planned to talk about the anxiety I got from just this video

The kitchen knife leg game is most definitely going to be used as an anime characters weapon at one pount

When somebody asks about his chemical burns, he’s gonna have to say “I ate a hotdog covered in sodium hydroxide”

The spiders are the most import pieces in old machines like that, you can’t ever remove them or you might as well just remove everything else

Bro literally risked his life for this video 💀

Those videos prove that after generations of living on a continent infested with deadly creatures, australians adapted by not fearing death and god himself

For the "crack dog": Use 37 % hydrochloric acid and 40 % sodium hydroxide solution instead of water and sodium hydroxide. This will generate more heat and neutralize each other to create water and table salt!

He litterally built the irl version of that torture concept "the sandpaper room"- for himself, and ran on it.

You had me rolling at the ankle machete 😂😂

Man just invented the concept of MREs

I can just imagine the conversations he had with the doctors in the ER: The doctor: "So how did you cut of your leg and scrape your hand and burn your skin?" Him: It's complicated

The fact that NileRed stepped forth to suggest "laser mower" like it wouldn't cause an Australian wildfire remaster kills me 💀

I need to see the rest of that treadmill clip I think that honestly might be one of the scariest inventions of this whole video

It's crazy that I can know a song from a distant piano cover or other remix. The song playing over the "chewing device" was a piano cover of Ameno.

Well I can safely say that I will never be as worried for someone’s safety as I was watching this video, this man is either immortal or crazy I’m inclined to say both

I loved that the bandages just kept adding up throughout the video lol

Did you really fall on the treadmill or not?