I tried DIY Weapons so you don't have to
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The other day, someone sent me a video from r/MallNinjaSh*t of a guy turning a cucumber into a DIY concealed blade, and I immediately needed to look for more of these sketchy DIY weapons. I looked around, and BOY did the internet deliver. But do any of these actually work? To find out, I’m gonna build myself an arsenal of the internet’s finest DIY weaponry, run it through some testing, and see how it fares.
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ukposts.info/have/v-deo/emWfaGNnnqKD140.html (jolly rancher $hank)
#ihadaquestion #diy
@SuperMinecrafter200 2 роки тому
"I made an extremely effective knife by only using, a cucumber, a spoon, and an extremely effective knife"
@TampicoV2 2 роки тому
I made an effective gun using a bullet shell, gun powder, a bullet, and a gun and mag
@deletusmciamdeleted2797 2 роки тому
I made an extremely effective tree using bone meal, a saplin, a stick, 4 planks, and 50 logs. And more saplings and more bone meal.
@bigcazza5260 2 роки тому
made an extremely effective cigarette with some papers, filters and tobacco
@SquirrelHands. 2 роки тому
Today I made an extremely effective apple using red dye, clay, an oven and an apple.
@henryhere 2 роки тому
I have created and extremely effective baseball bat using a baseball bat and some cloth wrapping on the handle
@noaha6322 4 роки тому
“Don’t mind me officer, just taking a walk with my self-defense cucumber!”
@Weisz 4 роки тому
😂😂😂
@MonographicSingleheaded 3 роки тому
Officer, are you perhaps shaming me for my DIY natural DLDO? 😂😊👍 I just used it. Yes, TOUCH IT I DARE YOU.
@MonographicSingleheaded 3 роки тому
Ps youtube deleted my prev comment, same comment just changed one word a lil LOL.
@squaretorttle9400 3 роки тому
@@MonographicSingleheadedUKposts really loves their censorship
@Felix_Argyros 3 роки тому
@@MonographicSingleheaded I love my dldos very very much
@peemaster-uu9qo Рік тому
i love how the weapon made out of fucking sugar and nail polish was the one he felt most confident in
@Max-qq6rz 6 місяців тому
it worked the best out of the other ones though
@peemaster-uu9qo 6 місяців тому
@@Max-qq6rz that’s what im tryna get at bro 😔 how tf is sugar and nail polish the best option
@Duothimir 3 місяці тому
@@peemaster-uu9qoBecause it's the one with the least moving parts. Literally just a pointy stick, but made of sugar. And as human history has shown, pointy sticks are really good at killing things.
@lux0rd01 Рік тому
So I think this just confirms the candy cane shank everyone makes when eating a candy cane is an almost viable weapon
@GamingWITHsKeLeToR Рік тому
i mean theyre gonna break in 1 poke, but if your poke is directly in the jugular in the side of the neck, can be 100% lethal.
@joeydr1497 Рік тому
And you can disappear the weapon so no evidence.
@nebula_unauthorized3093 Рік тому
@@joeydr1497 assuming you're ok with eating blood
@andrewliu6592 Рік тому
@@nebula_unauthorized3093 just run it under a sink until the sugar is gone
@nebula_unauthorized3093 Рік тому
@@andrewliu6592 OH YEAH
@manicsainer368 3 роки тому
“Any weapon is an effective weapon when used against one’s nuts” - Sun Tzu
@cryamistellimek9184 3 роки тому
One of Sun Tzu’s lesser known stratagems
@rexthefolf_4379 3 роки тому
-the art of war
@goigonk4460 3 роки тому
Ha
@mountaingamer2540 3 роки тому
“All war is based on deception”- Sun Tzu
@jrlopez1027. 3 роки тому
Women: I have no such weaknesses
@muskrat4852 3 роки тому
Two of the diy “weapons” first require purchasing weapons.
@tommythompson6516 3 роки тому
Meant to be hidden weapons but like.. why...? A pocket is just fine... and a shoe knife does 0 good if you can’t do a roundhouse kick on everybody you fight.
@thIDthIRreenactor 3 роки тому
@@tommythompson6516 with the shoe knife just kick your enemy in the nuts
@tommythompson6516 3 роки тому
@@thIDthIRreenactor somewhat true but then you have to listen to their screams
@thIDthIRreenactor 3 роки тому
Yea
@tommythompson6516 3 роки тому
@Back-up For the back-up I bet the guy who made that watched kingsman like once and thought: yeah that seems effective
@purplegrapedrankk 2 роки тому
"Aren't you going to be way more suspicious of a guy with a giant cucumber sticking out of his pocket?" No need to fear, there's room in the rear.
@Aliyah_666 9 місяців тому
Ooof....😂 the old prison pocket.
@ProductKingReviews 2 роки тому
The jolly rancher knife is scary especially considering it won’t set off a metal detector.
@ric270 Рік тому
A Plastic shank would be more effective and deadlier
@Aliyah_666 9 місяців тому
Maybe the dyes in the nail polish contain some metal. I know the kinds I have have some form of metal in them.
@der_maus 2 роки тому
candy dagger: +does insane damage +best weapon in the video +easily made +can backstab -breaks after 4 uses *-no random critical hits*
@nunyabiznes33 2 роки тому
Emergency provision too, if you don't mind the nail polish coating
@ReiAkaris 2 роки тому
the "glass" dagger
@mikedaniels470 2 роки тому
The stats kinda sound like a weapon in TF2.
@dragonstripes4809 2 роки тому
Why
@altopheus8929 2 роки тому
I mean you can put it back together and also break a piece off in their large intestine, let the doctors have fun with that
@Emmeralds 3 роки тому
Imagine you’re a nurse and some guy comes in covered in blood and says he got stabbed by a knife made with jolly ranchers
@cypher5377 3 роки тому
I would be lile well i aint saving you so the news would say Man killed by jolly ranchers homemade knife
@thIDthIRreenactor 3 роки тому
@@cypher5377 then Democrats will ban high capacity assult jolly ranchers haha
@VlidOnTheLead 3 роки тому
why are you so hard to craft
@raphaellecoeur5738 3 роки тому
or "i got stabbed by a cucumber knife"
@kenjicarlos8402 3 роки тому
"Here's an ice pack."
@lincroyableprocrastinateur5414 Рік тому
I've always thought that if the NASA ever needed to improvise with random objects again, getting some prisoners on the team would be extremely effective.
@yoshimaster1705 2 роки тому
I remember i made spears in my back yard by scraping big sticks i found on the concrete, i got pretty good at throwing and thrusting them there are a bunch of holes in the tree behind one of my old houses
@justaguyposting5508 2 роки тому
how many holes did you make,did you count?
@yoshimaster1705 2 роки тому
@@justaguyposting5508 no
@bellakaldera3305 Рік тому
If you had only known to fire harden the points, you'd be REALLY Paleo1
@thehollow6493 3 роки тому
Missed opportunity to call the paint roller the “Pain Roller”
@jsnxjdjxjx2598 3 роки тому
" *YOU CALL THIS BRUTALITY, WE CALL THIS A DIFFUCULTY TWEAK* "
@mr.poohmakes2041 3 роки тому
No, just no.
@CarlJohnson-mf4qd 3 роки тому
Oh hello there M.r. Wolololo man.
@cristinatorillas5835 3 роки тому
The paint roller could help at zombie Apocalypse
@yugoworld214 3 роки тому
Or a skint roller
@jadenkobsar5253 3 роки тому
Imagine seeing on the news: “Man stabbed to death with a jolly rancher icicle that the suspect likes to call *the shank* “
@trindalas 3 роки тому
The Jolly Shanker
@deltab9768 3 роки тому
Hoist the jolly rancher!
@johnlandefort8305 3 роки тому
😂😂😂😂
@foskfismfus 3 роки тому
I am dying at this comment plz 💀🤚
@foskfismfus 3 роки тому
@@trindalas THE JOLLY SHANKER EIFNEOFJEODDE
@SaintSaint Рік тому
I think the paint roller wasn't a weapon. It's pretty much the same as a "bubble buster" for laminate work. It takes the bubbles out of fiberglass/carbonfiber on extremely large projects.
@rujiel4620 Рік тому
"Lets try and light a sensitive fire using a battery and some toilet paper outside without anything to block the wind" I like this guy
@alex.haraus 4 роки тому
"Sean the Impaler" is my favorite WWE fighter.
@inameunnamedsongs4559 3 роки тому
It's spelled Shawn
@tomiraina8520 3 роки тому
@@inameunnamedsongs4559 it's Shaun
@seaniselin4063 3 роки тому
Hmm
@pancake5830 3 роки тому
@@inameunnamedsongs4559 theres different ways of spelling it
@Camothor10 3 роки тому
It’s Chon
@ilostinterest4046 2 роки тому
Imagine being in a knife fight and a guy pulls out a cucumber and a jolly rancher dagger
@Sabrelake_Corp 2 роки тому
RUN
@Garm_Hound 2 роки тому
No a jolly shanker
@thecrystaltide3757 2 роки тому
lucky for you, you've got a knife in your shoe, velcroed for *easy removal*
@redsoldier3264 2 роки тому
@@thecrystaltide3757 *w o n d e r f u l*
@crazycactuar1465 2 роки тому
When you pick weapons for their stats despite their looks
@Undonee92 2 роки тому
They have thumb tacks with a small metal head instead of the giant plastic you had to cut off. The small flat metal head ones fit perfectly behind the dart tips if you use a knife to cut half way around the edge of the dart, slide the pin in and pierce through the head, then a dab of hot glue to seal it all up, and also makes it heavier
@mariothane8754 Рік тому
There was a myth busters episode about a person who made a functioning crossbow using toilet paper rolls, plastic utensils and the elastic from their underwear. Could be an interesting one to try next.
@demolisherman1763 3 роки тому
I am legitimately scared of the jolly rancher knife, like a stove top; some candy and a really angry 8 year old could do a lot of damage to a school bully
@bongwaterbaptist 3 роки тому
easier to just get scissors
@danielmckinney7668 3 роки тому
The fact that it would not set off a metal detector is crazy but kabar makes hard plastic fork knives that do the same thing and are stronger and more effective
@Journey_Awaits 3 роки тому
Tfw the weird kid pulls out the jolly ranchers
@dionforgues3793 3 роки тому
John wick... Pencils are dangerous af
@speedy01247 3 роки тому
@@danielmckinney7668 you can easily buy a plastic spike (looking at the stuff you push into the ground) and sharpen it for like a dollar. (but the candy shank also could work if you can't get your hands on something that may be seen as a weapon)
@eternalmiasma5586 3 роки тому
“I Velcro’d the knife so it comes off easier” “I took the screws out of my gun so it can break apart easier”
@greengreen110 3 роки тому
life hack: if you leave the gas on your gas stove on the next time you'll use it you won't have to turn it on again, you just light the fire and boom it's done, it's that easy
@optimisticwatermelon 3 роки тому
@@greengreen110 Emphasis on the *boom*
@realswordyt 3 роки тому
"I kept my car on so I don't need to put the key in when I go in"
@jahseh_onfroy8952 3 роки тому
I took the gunpowder out of my 7.62 so itll be quiter
@thatyoutubecritic8229 3 роки тому
@@jahseh_onfroy8952 but thats how it works
@evilstans Рік тому
The bar for a DIY weapon should be: "is it more effective and easier than a pointed stick"
@18videowatcher41 Рік тому
Shoe knives are an actual weapon used by real life espionage agents, though they were custom designed and well made. Also, a video I think you might find interesting is a video about some of the most creative and deadly weapons that inmates have made in prisons. It’s insane what some people are capable of.
@Aliyah_666 9 місяців тому
I can't fathom why they would use a shoe knife. Literally any other knife is more useful. Unless it is just there to conceal the knife. Like you could remove the knife and actually use it in a more serious fashion. Kinda dumb to put a knife on the sole of a shoe. Not knocking this video but me personally I think the shoe knife is just about the worst improvised weapon.
@Lightmagician60 2 роки тому
I like how these are either "It's a knife, in a weird sheath" "It's a shiv" Or "it would work if it tried less"
@johnynoway9127 2 роки тому
goin smaller n smaller
@stealyoursupplies Рік тому
@@johnynoway9127you mean better and better
@randomdude-4353 3 роки тому
"Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" "That's not just any cucumber, it's a fully concealed knife capable of inflicting massive damage to the human body"
@professornoob5970 3 роки тому
LMAO 😂
@marcelszekowski315 3 роки тому
LMCO (laughing my cucumber off)
@expertgaming 3 роки тому
😶
@Nick-nh4nf 3 роки тому
lmao
@chrisspere4836 3 роки тому
"Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you happy to see me", "yes, would would you like to see my weapon"
@sqlace3577 Рік тому
I know I’m a bit late, but the reason why that knife isn’t considered a switch blade is because it has spring assisted ejection, but retraction is manual. The company that made it (Smith and Wesson) wants to be able to sell it all over the US and some states still ban Switchblades so this was the closest they could get without it actually being a switchblade. Source: I sell these knives at my store
@ianfinrir8724 2 роки тому
As far as DIY/ improvised weapons go, you can't go wrong with a Slungshot or a Millwall Brick.
@grey3247 2 роки тому
The cucumber knife only needing a pickle and a knife has the same energy as "Dave the barbarian makes a homemade megaphone only using string, a squirrel and a megaphone"
@FallingStary Рік тому
Why did you say pickle, the cucumber has not been made into a pickle.
@Illette Рік тому
@@FallingStary 🤓
@temxasred3086 Рік тому
@@FallingStary 🤓
@djnevling8253 Рік тому
Or an infamous Dale Gribble King of the Hill Quote: “if you want I can show you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite”
@testname4464 Рік тому
Or Dale knowing how to make a bomb from toilet paper and a stick of dynamite
@Randomizer1212 3 роки тому
This dude was wearing safety glasses while hot glueing a nerf dart but doesn’t when he is flinging around a paint roller with nails that could fly out.
@Panchi688 3 роки тому
Hes intelegence 100. 💯
@f1lip797 3 роки тому
dumb af
@cavareenvius7886 3 роки тому
He was putting his fingers near a blowtorch flame. He clearly isn't super smart.
@magnifyingglass4593 3 роки тому
I dont think the nails should fly out bc he wrapped in steel cable and hot glued it
@BrunoSantos-jp1lv 3 роки тому
18:05
@skelofun Рік тому
I like that he used the most overly complex method of making thumbtack darts. All you have to do it cut the rubber tip off and slide the tack in its place. You don’t even need hot glue (although I do recommend you use it anyway)
@bobob9969 Рік тому
"is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" *GETS SHANKED*
@jalexoneschanel1356 3 роки тому
When I heard jolly rancher shank I imagined it was just sucking it to a point like everybody does with candy canes.
@nicholausolson4203 3 роки тому
fair enough
@estelle7126 3 роки тому
@@nicholausolson4203 fair point indeed...
@konpeki2037 3 роки тому
@@estelle7126 pun intended?
@sirsanti8408 3 роки тому
Honestly that’s probably better than using a heat source like if you were in a prison
@bashirsheikh7322 3 роки тому
thats a gay way of preparing to kill someone
@kachigga_ 3 роки тому
"Bro why do you have a cucumber in your pocket" "personal use"
@comradewindowsill4253 3 роки тому
“personal use”
@theguyyouvemet596 3 роки тому
Well yeah but it will be a rotten in a week.
@kachigga_ 3 роки тому
@@theguyyouvemet596 it will, but the knife would still be in place
@lolfunacount 3 роки тому
self- *dill* fense
@sleepysera 3 роки тому
@@comradewindowsill4253 Upside to that statement is that no one's gonna approach you anymore voluntarily because they'll have a very different idea about what you do with that cucumber..xD
@Icyfirebug 2 роки тому
8:09 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OPENING THAT WITH THAT KNIFE!!!?!?!?!? USE THE CUCUMBER!
@notikuya8284 2 роки тому
I think the dart that only pokes the skin and falls out would be very effective with poison 🤔 Especially since you’re likely to ignore a small wound like that, so the chances of noticing the poison is even lower.
@sayhan3631 Рік тому
Yeah, just like those blowdarts used by jungle tribes back then.
@txmplxte9707 3 роки тому
Imagine someone on the “mean streets” approaching you with the jolly shanker.
@plumbum5305 3 роки тому
Jolly shanker lmao
@kawaiitoxikk3471 3 роки тому
I would run for my life
@WSH3TM 3 роки тому
Ill chef up up bruv
@mikkelborby 3 роки тому
Not just "a" it's THE jolly shanker
@tr0p1c_coach44 3 роки тому
The kids who think their roadmen
@felixd8665 3 роки тому
"So can you please explain why you're carving a hole into a cucumber" "You wouldn't believe me if I told you"
@michaelharris6400 3 роки тому
Don't worry about it mom
@alexthecat643 2 роки тому
Thanks for the help! Now all that's left on my to-do list is escape this high security prison Lo
@tofudaturtle271 2 роки тому
DIY? I know that! *Procedes to make an entire suit of medevil armor and halberd with merely 5 chunks of metal ore*
@sircalvin 3 роки тому
i love how the only redeeming quality of the shoe and cucumber is that they are a knife
@SoySauce811 3 роки тому
The shoe was actually a part for a cosplay for the joker from the dark night
@danerson8525 3 роки тому
@@SoySauce811 i thought its from kingsman
@Zanechr 3 роки тому
@@danerson8525 I think they're both lol
@supasquid6698 3 роки тому
And then getting kicked in the shins just got more painful
@Docktavion 3 роки тому
Bond had it 1st on film in 1963 (Russia with love) . The book used it in 1957. Was probably used before in some form or another.
@DickEnchilada 3 роки тому
The nail paint roller isn't a weapon. That's a DIY BDSM toy, you fools.
@Brigadium75 2 роки тому
We only need rope
@whyiwakeup6460 2 роки тому
How
@DickEnchilada 2 роки тому
@@whyiwakeup6460 wartenberg wheel
@user-ss8kl1nv2f 2 роки тому
@@DickEnchilada I see you are a man of culture as well
@megandunnett7900 2 роки тому
Or a new paint effect.
@kohana90 Рік тому
As a person who works at a university, I’m trying to imagine what my reaction would be if I walked into one of our spaces to see somebody shanking a duct tape person with a jolly rancher shiv😂
@bigchubb5268 Рік тому
The sheer amount of work you put into this earned my sub, great video
@ajaygocher4685 3 роки тому
"We don't have knife to cut the cake" Some random dude: *pulls out his cucumber*
@katar9090 3 роки тому
Another guy: kicks the cake
@mrigankjain4857 3 роки тому
Third guy: we got jolly ranchers and a blowtorch right? *Makes jolly rancher shank*
@helyasyaima4354 3 роки тому
That sentence sounds very wrong in such way I couldn't explain when taken out of context.
@ajaygocher4685 3 роки тому
@@mrigankjain4857 😂
@ajaygocher4685 3 роки тому
@@katar9090 😂
@IsaacTorres-xu4wb 3 роки тому
Imagine getting chased by a guy with a cucumber in his pocket yelling he has a knife
@dusknightwings7821 3 роки тому
That is the most threatening thing I’ve ever imagined
@arborealmole8079 3 роки тому
OMG yes
@madpenguin9166 3 роки тому
Imagine getting murdered with sweets
@ihatethisxoxo427 3 роки тому
That would be scarier than if they had the knife out in plain sight-
@madpenguin9166 3 роки тому
@Captain Bruh oh no-
@AldoNorbin 3 місяці тому
I love your videos buddy it's like you make my daydreams at work into reality haha
@LordPsych420 Рік тому
4:05 the suction cup man joke is palpable and I LOVE IT
@haydensteven9765 3 роки тому
And the moral of the story: A hot glue gun is far more dangerous
@officersoulknight6321 3 роки тому
Hot glue gun with screws attached to the end around the tip thingy where the glue comes out. Stab then inject the glue.
@alexandercosat9941 3 роки тому
@@officersoulknight6321 seems like you’ve thought about this... smart idea i guess tho xD
@thatonetoaster9352 3 роки тому
@@officersoulknight6321 mmm is that flex glue I smell
@Starboy785 3 роки тому
Nah it’s safe had it since the age of 7
@louizestacio6074 3 роки тому
Jolly Rancher Shank: 5-8 damage +5 damage against players with diabetes 8 uses only Items needed to craft: Jolly Ranchers Fire Nail Polish
@jtiumproductions7629 3 роки тому
lolololo
@daand.1042 3 роки тому
Extra damage if the attacker licked it before stabbing as well, human saliva is full of shit that can make others sick
@r1a2l3o4 3 роки тому
@@daand.1042 As if I needed another reason to be asexual
@r1a2l3o4 3 роки тому
@@daand.1042 I was referring to kissing by the way...
@prehistoriccreator9600 3 роки тому
Daan D. Extra damage next hit if you have aids or the person you stabbed does, let the blood dry, then next stab, it's itchy, gives bacterial infection, and AIDS
@riverclay 2 роки тому
Congrats on being the “video I put next to my ear as I dozed off” tonight. Extra congrats for being there when I heard whispers in my sleep paralysis ☠️
@bigsmall246 Рік тому
You need a retaining pin for the cucumber knife. Will probably work surprisingly well, but as the video mentioned, a regular knife is probably more discreet.
@dod4041 3 роки тому
Louis: “The knife punctured!” Me: “That’s what they were made for.”
@aarondavis7526 3 роки тому
Its like that time 1.1 million knife's were recalled for a laceration hazard
@chimaera2611 3 роки тому
@@aarondavis7526 bruh
@benjowells5407 3 роки тому
“That’s why today I’m gonna be building myself an arsenal of the internet’s best DIY weapons” People behind him in the office: 👁👄👁
@deepfriedcardboard3062 9 місяців тому
Imagine mugging someone and then they start pulling out a gum wrapper, a battery, nail polish, and jolly ranchers.
@Mrcrazy77 Рік тому
For an internet weapon, the candy shank was actually really effective. Plus, even if it breaks, which it did, you could just repair it via fire.
@suzannross5837 3 роки тому
No one: Me seeing the jolly rancher shank “The snack that stabs you back!”
@crowthefunkyartist9988 3 роки тому
@Wesley J. so much better than what I was gonna say!
@FrauleinKarla 3 роки тому
Tim Hortons
@goigonk4460 3 роки тому
Jolly Ranchers!!
@goigonk4460 3 роки тому
@LANDYN HOLDEN I mean... NotSo-Jolly Ranchers
@tails183 3 роки тому
You know what would make this funnier? Removing the unneeded "No one:."
@carlomatismus8458 2 роки тому
Ah yes the "Pickle Rick", "The Heels", the "Pain Roller" and "Sweet Revenge"...
@thechargentarge1341 2 роки тому
*”I’M PICKLE RIIICKKK”*
@Iianator 2 роки тому
I know I might be wrong but The person who put pickles in food is a disgrace to humanity
@Voidboi223 2 роки тому
Omp
@Voidboi223 2 роки тому
Oml
@Voidboi223 2 роки тому
@@Iianator I agree
@TheCarpet- Рік тому
Weapon that everybody made as kids: candy cane knife
@marleyboy7732 2 роки тому
I've tried the whole gum wrapper & battery trick. And it worked. But you also shock the hell out of your fingers too when you press the ends down on the battery.
@JunkyardDigs 3 роки тому
I love how the dummy coughs out stuffing when hit🤣
@julwoshere 3 роки тому
yeah that was good. so it kinda also mimicked an anime punch because the victim coughed after getting hit.
@sleepingturtle32 3 роки тому
Ikr
@noahhill8891 3 роки тому
Junkyard digs fancy seeing you here love your videos man
@thememeguy2135 3 роки тому
@@julwoshere anime logic
@mitekid 3 роки тому
lol
@endlesswanderer1753 3 роки тому
In high school, we heard about the candy cane shiv, which involves just breaking the loop part and licking the jagged end to a sharp point. They were incredibly sharp. Fragile as hell, but we were able to stab one through 5 layers of cardboard. In the end, a girl stabbed her tongue and that stopped our experiment.
@disrike2909 3 роки тому
damn
@PatriciadeMeij 3 роки тому
partypooper
@simonspacek3670 3 роки тому
Fragile might be advantage in prison environment. You have one good stab and then the tip stays inside. I don't know what exactly is in those things but I doubt that you want it stuck in your body. It will dissolve quite quickly, but I think that it would also feed bacteria there, so it is not only painful stab but also inflammation and probably some strong antibiotics would be needed. And if other people disarm you, the weapon is useless now, because the sharp bit is gone.
@PatriciadeMeij 3 роки тому
@@simonspacek3670 or if you poke it in the eye you would go blind and probably lose ur eye because of the sugar and bacteria
@simonspacek3670 3 роки тому
@@PatriciadeMeij Poking eyes is definitely awful thing. Even the nerf gun with pins would probably stop man if it would hit an eye.
@edenengland1883 Рік тому
"the back half isnt all that strong" *cut to him literally drilling the entire back half out*
@reallifeproductions9776 Рік тому
4:42 the woman looking over her shoulder gets me every time 🙃😂🙃
@punu3675 3 роки тому
So no one is going to talk about how his teacher let a kid chase him down with a thumbtack restrain him and then stab him in the thumb?
@KaitouKaiju 3 роки тому
And that's why now kids can't get anything remotely unsafe
@ceecraft1362 3 роки тому
boomers: **hank hill voice** "it builds character!"
@marzipancutter8144 3 роки тому
Nah that's just accepted as fact nowadays
@Healthandwealth9422 3 роки тому
The quiet kid started young
@KaitouKaiju 3 роки тому
@the golden doomslayer Well, unfortunately kids like to stab and throw fireworks at each other ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Averi429 3 роки тому
When the jolly rancher shank is more effective than some forged in fire weapons
@pumkin610 3 роки тому
I dont think it would hold up to the ICE CHOP
@thIDthIRreenactor 3 роки тому
@@pumkin610 nah but as Doug would say Et weel keel
@stevenseagull7589 3 роки тому
*It will K E E L*
@declanc9791 3 роки тому
O B J E C T I O N
@18booma 2 роки тому
You can't beat a shank. You break a shank, now you have two shanks.
@flipflop356 2 роки тому
Imagine getting into a fight and your opponent takes out his cucumber
@warlord6223 2 роки тому
Omg its six from little nightmares
@Blubgamer 2 роки тому
Imagine 69 likes
@somerandomperson4693 2 роки тому
imagine kicking a guy in the nuts and you accidentally activate the shoe blade
@tripple1636 2 роки тому
@@somerandomperson4693 bro
@pixeldinoeditz 2 роки тому
@@somerandomperson4693 AHHHHHHHH IM IN P A I N JUST BY THINKING OF THAT
@patdeen3960 3 роки тому
"Literally everything is a weapon, son. That folder is far deadlier in my hands, than this bow is in yours." Ron Swanson
@deltab9768 3 роки тому
Anything... if you're brave enough... especially a knifecumber.
@yellowice0 Рік тому
The thing I feel you should have mentioned about the shiv, it’s intended for repeated motions, it’s not just the one stab you take, but repeated stabs, and stabbing at the torso to puncture a organ for certain fatality, unless they’re rushed to the hospital, death is a certainty in those situations
@sdsdfdu4437 Рік тому
"what are your specialties?" I can make a knife out of a cucumber and a knife
@katsmith2291 3 роки тому
Petition to call the spiked paint roller "The Pain Roller"
@KaiMCGRPS 3 роки тому
Yes
@doggoalliance7284 3 роки тому
no
@quantumfoxgaming2722 3 роки тому
Yes
@deadplthebadass21 3 роки тому
Where do I sign
@ajd489 3 роки тому
It's paints people red without paint!
@kartoffelpommes8392 3 роки тому
That paint roller was probably a selfmade spike roller used to pierce holes into the wallpaper so it can be removed more easily.
@joybreegaming8781 3 роки тому
That... actually makes sense
@theodoreharvey4814 3 роки тому
I thought it was for electric play
@RASK1904 3 роки тому
Or no ring death matches
@maudiojunky 2 місяці тому
For the battery and gum wrapper thing, it works precisely because it's not a great conductor, so it inevitably develops a hot spot to ignite the paper. If you short a battery out with some heavy wire you'll see the battery gets hot and blows up before you generate enough heat for a fire because the most energy dissipates wherever the greatest resistance is in the circuit.
@bloodhound3870 2 роки тому
Home intruder: kicks back door in and runs in house Me: opens freezer and grabs jolly rancher shank knowing it worked on duct tape
@fishnumber2 3 роки тому
Sean: *tries to murder an 8 year old* Sean The Impaler: *gets a cool nickname and no punishments at all*
@jtiumproductions7629 3 роки тому
once someone tried to twist my pinky off
@friendlyneighborhoodcow8776 3 роки тому
Kindergarten is 5 years old
@thatromanfella8377 3 роки тому
Murder with a thumbtack. Very common
@trepanier01 3 роки тому
You could just call him Chucky
@4tbf616 2 роки тому
@@friendlyneighborhoodcow8776 *MURDER THE YOUNGLING ANYWAY*
@henrybors491 3 роки тому
Two of the weapons are actually just knives that are inconvenient to pull out to protect yourself with but things like the shank are pretty innovative
@Kapados_ 3 роки тому
yes knive can stab human, what a surprise
@julwoshere 3 роки тому
Yeah i was waiting for him to say 'well... it is a knife'.
@LeRodz 3 роки тому
@@Kapados_ It's more edible than other knives.
@sil3ntkn1ght27 3 роки тому
The candy shank was used to kill someone in prison
@rileygshep7606 3 роки тому
@@sil3ntkn1ght27 article?
@Prince_Luci Рік тому
I get the feeling the paint roller thing wasn’t designed as a weapon but as a purpose built tool for someone’s trade. Like a cobweb clearer or something.
@TheAwesomes2104 2 роки тому
"That's not a knife. This is a knife!" -whips out zucchini
@thatoneguy8355 4 роки тому
"Cucumber concealed knife" well... I know what at least a few of you are thinking on where to hide that.
@josephpressinger1525 3 роки тому
69 likes as well 😂👌
@pepsicola4718 3 роки тому
Bag of groceries. Party salad kit Planned assassination in the produce isle.
@Stanfordscienceman 3 роки тому
K n i f e c o c k
@abbc2105 3 роки тому
Yeah, in my stomach! Oh wait...
@thezenendorser8405 3 роки тому
Time to make a Caesar Salad
@patrickstar4876 3 роки тому
Who woulda’ thought, the knife acts like a knife regardless of the handle.
@notanerd5220 3 роки тому
Just imagine the knife flinging out
@alternatecheems8145 3 роки тому
@@notanerd5220 *B R U T A L I T Y* Cucumber dart wins
@patrickstar4876 3 роки тому
@@notanerd5220 You’d be in a bit of a pickle.
@Kan_ofc 3 роки тому
@@patrickstar4876 pfft 😂
@zerrierslizer1 2 роки тому
i love the fact that while making the intro, everyone in the backgroud scrable to get the fuck out of dodge lmfao!
@howdee2173 Рік тому
carrying a cucumber in your pocket is even more suspicious lol
@cyber_nuggets8302 3 роки тому
Officer: whatcha got there? Person: *sweating nervously* a cucumber Officer: why are you bringing a cucumber into a military base Person: it's a kn- I mean a snack
@Weisz 3 роки тому
Person: *drops cucumber, knife falls out* Officer: sir, why is there a knife in your cucumber Person: to cut it Officer: what Person: to cut it into slices so i can eat it for a snack Officer: but it was _inside_ Person: it was stored _for convenience_
@michaelhanson5487 3 роки тому
@@Weisz lmaooo
@michaeltian 3 роки тому
Officer: Oh dude sick, I’ve got one too! [swings around baton in huge cucumber]
@cyber_nuggets8302 3 роки тому
@@Weisz just made my comment 2x better
@drigondii 2 роки тому
That paint roller isn’t a DIY weapon. It’s a diy wallpaper perforator XD the sandpaper is held on with the wire so you can change out nails and paper
@juliojimenez4454 2 роки тому
Imagine getting stabbed in the crotch by a jolly shank then you wouldn't be that jolly
@codysurfer8232 2 роки тому
that sounds more believable. the TSA has been known to be extremely creative in their definition of weapon and frequently has to reprimand agents for taking things for novelty instead of safety
@michag4337 2 роки тому
@@codysurfer8232 but still...why would you take that on a flight? Like what are you doing in life that you need a diy wallpaper perforator at all times? If you're a pro then you probably aren't using this MacGyver ass shit, so why? I feel like this story is prefaced with florida man...
@codysurfer8232 2 роки тому
@@michag4337 I wouldn't, you wouldn't, but people do a lot of weird things
@doggodoggo3000 2 роки тому
@@michag4337 probably working. Youd be surprised how much certain craftsman travel. I knew a guy who installed window blinds and oddly enough that job took him all over the country. yea you could buy one when you are there but maybe he likes his better.
@arforafro5523 2 роки тому
Missed the opportunity to nickname those two as "The Jolly Shanker" and "The Pain Roller"
@ponyboy.curtis 10 місяців тому
I think the cucumber blade is plausible if you pretend it's a regular cucumber in a bag of groceries. You get mugged, reach into your groceries, boom, cucumber knife.
@JoelCreates 4 роки тому
"if you like to talk to tomatoes..." *stab*
@Weisz 4 роки тому
LARRY NO
@Sherburneee 3 роки тому
@@Weisz *YES BOB IT MUST BE DONE*
@tomatoboi5735 3 роки тому
Ok stay away from me
@robertdipietro5169 3 роки тому
Woah
@nah.68 3 роки тому
@@tomatoboi5735 lol
@kadesh5777 3 роки тому
"Whats that bulge in your pocket?" "My knife"
@PUNishment777 3 роки тому
"M,friend"
@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 3 роки тому
I think you mean “My cucumber”
@seankrkovich2869 3 роки тому
@@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 No, it's an ancient family heirloom of tremendous power.
@Banan_Man_ 3 роки тому
"Is that a cucumber in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" "Oh, its a cucumber" *stabs them*
@ramenbowly_tbh Рік тому
imagine being in a fight and 2 knives pop out of your opponent's shoes
@lildvsvevo 2 роки тому
“Some show called ‘Black is the New Orange’” Me, neither, my guy.
@drvgxn4719 3 роки тому
me: *kills someone* also me: *eats weapon*
@griffindotexe6620 3 роки тому
No evidence
@thIDthIRreenactor 3 роки тому
Haha
@drvgxn4719 3 роки тому
@@griffindotexe6620 in prison evidence equals death
@Kadamien 3 роки тому
Also you: just ate nail polish coated jolly ranchers double coated with blood and tears
@drvgxn4719 3 роки тому
@@Kadamien Yeah
@aaroncraft4328 2 роки тому
I'd imagine the paint roller is actually for removing wallpaper rather than as a weapon. You need to put small holes in wallpaper, then moisten it before it can be peeled off easily. This seems like an effective way to put small holes all over and as a plus you use the same handle when you go to paint the walls
@Luigicat11 2 роки тому
That does sound like it could work.
@andrewholdaway813 2 роки тому
My first thought too
@gravitywaves2796 Рік тому
I figured there had to be some alternate use other than a weapon. It just doesn't make sense to take the time and effort to make something to use as a weapon when it's so useless let alone bring it somewhere away from home. Wallpaper is definitely a good theory, it has to be something that needs lots of little holes.
@balinchainly420 Рік тому
I was guessing it was a tool also
@SaintSaint Рік тому
I agree. I thought it was a tool for laminate work. I think you'd have a hard time puncturing even wallpaper, but you could use it for soggy fiberglass as it was setting up. You'd want to use it like a rolling pin and not a paint roller though. It's essentially a "bubble buster".
@greyrifterrellik5837 2 роки тому
I'm just gonna point out that the jolly rancher shank is probably *MORE* dangerous, having the potential to break off. Because it could theoretically break off, WHILE stabbed into a person.
@Ziegeri 2 роки тому
I think it is less suspicious to carry a knife than a cucumber in public.
@snake_wit_tophat9835 3 роки тому
robber: give me all your money! *stabs robber with jolly rancher*
@notdavidgilmour5723 3 роки тому
Idk why but I laughed
@savagenoob1016 3 роки тому
69 likes
@zsmall 3 роки тому
Best comment, this made me laugh so hard!!
@MultiNaruto900 3 роки тому
"Ain't so jolly NOW, are ya?"
@doodlepaper6236 3 роки тому
@@MultiNaruto900 Underrated comment
@ReinBelmont 3 роки тому
The diy weapons instructions be like: Step one: get a knife. Done.
@johnisaacburns7260 3 роки тому
or get like a stick. Alot of sticks you just pick up from the ground can hit people pretty hard, granted they break easily but then u just have 2 sticks. Stick win everytime.
@circa134 3 роки тому
@@johnisaacburns7260 Just get a lot of sticks And get a lot of knifes Stick the stick to the knifes Knife sticks
@micropaw1732 3 роки тому
@@circa134 so a spear?
@nathanholyland9493 3 роки тому
@@micropaw1732 nonono attach the stick to the knife. A stick with a knife handle
@micropaw1732 3 роки тому
@@nathanholyland9493 ohhh, I don’t what I was thinking, your totally right, my bad
@titanomachy2217 4 місяці тому
I would assume a man with a cucumber in his pocket is just happy to see me.
@allspice5999 2 роки тому
not wearing safety glasses and just closing your eyes made me so anxious
@technohellscape 3 роки тому
The lack of eye protection when shooting pieces of pointy metal at a bouncy material at close range gave me anxiety
@BakaTaco 2 роки тому
How do you feel about 16:06 then?
@Saitama-gm9fv 2 роки тому
Egg
@selenefrost6267 2 роки тому
and not when he puts the paint roller covered in nails up to his eye?
@technohellscape 2 роки тому
@@selenefrost6267 honestly, no. It's quite clear that it can't go into his eye, and he is holding the roller firmly in his hand - he has complete control over the movement of the roller, and where it goes. Unlike shooting pointy metal at a bouncy surface, where he has no idea of - nor control over - where it bounces to
@selenefrost6267 2 роки тому
@@technohellscape yeah honestly fair. The spike roller thing is something you might do to scare your friends but bouncy sharp metal is just dangerous.
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