That wasn’t morbius…..

What are you doing, step Leto?

EXCUSE ME 👀

Oh geez oh frick

more like whorebius

it’s morbin time

Its morbing time. It is morbin time.

It is more bing eous time!

I love this lol😂

That sounds like an amazing job, I wish I got to see bats every day. It's Morbin' time.

I’m just imagining Eddy comedically sneaking across the walls while the theater people pretend to not see him for the 5th day in a row

if he went just one more time they would have called a help line for him

they feared he would suck them dry

as someone who works in a theatre, we definitely recognize people and we definitely judge people who see the same movie every day. its rare, but it happens, and i am always incredibly confused by it. if i saw someone doing this w morbius i’d need an extra therapy session that week

they all get together in the staff room. more people join their little huddle every day. "was he here again- he was? oh no, was it morbius again? IT WAS??? did you see him too? AND THE WATER TOO?? oh...... i hope mr burback is ok"

I bet they did

I’d like to think that as long as you paid to see a movie and you aren’t an underaged person sneaking into an R rated movie, employees probably don’t care.

@@tegantalks9612They don't get paid enough to care, especially since I doubt morbius had a big audience

@@tegantalks9612 or sneaking into multiple movies

they're probably not paid enough to care and yeah as long as he ain't doing anything wrong

Well obviously

Well, to be fair it's very unlikely that the bat has the disease as well

morst

I think the scene where morbius said "It's morbius time" was way better.

This could absolutely be a real quote and I would never know, because I’m never going to watch this movie.

Personally, my favorite scene was when he was fighting those villains on top of the train and he said, "It's morbing time", and then he morbed all those guys

the best part of this comment is i cant tell if its real or fake

Truly a morbin moment

"It's Morbin' time"

He wasn't looking at the camera when he said that, what are you on about? He was looking at *me*

@@TheMightofDab He was looking at Morbi US( focus on the us)

specifically, how to end it.

Truely the America experience

@@breadg1818more like the California experience.

@@Brother_Piner American experience.

The grove blows

@@foodcrumbs9136 The rot consumes

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear eli

@@AxxLAfriku play leuge of legends

@@paybafpvzimp6296 god no, hes asking for someone to suck the muscles out of him, not his life

@@AxxLAfriku Daddy AxxL I love you!!

@@cuteflamingo6196 he said your a shit box ?

“Run Barry run!” - Dalai Lama in Morbius, 2022.

Fr man. Totally morbed

This is why Morbius and his friend Florbius make such an epic duo

SPOILERS!!

@@grimsquad273 ye

HE SAYS “ITS MORBIN TIME” ?! IN THE MOVIE?

@@joutatheegg Of course Morbius said “it’s Morbin time,” that’s his catchphrase!

I know right? The scene right before he totally Morbs all over the bad guys. Amazing.

When Milo opened the doors of the MORBIS and it was bigger on the inside; that was a magical moment. Milo truly was a villain, and Morbius was undoubtedly the hero to compliment him.

@@joutatheegg no lmao

I pray to all things good and holy on this planet that you are lying, this can not be true

@@Sleeepy_eyes i think the fact that you need to ask says a lot about the movie

if this joke was actually in the movie and they botched it so hard it wasn't funny anymore, i'm gonna sue some people

@∆ Mighty Morbin Morbius

I like the part when he said "I'm morbiusly a beast."

Tonight is yet another attempt. Godspeed.

My condolences

You know what guys, go on without me. Just tell my mom I love her.

You got this

did you ever finish it

cope

that part was awesome

He totally morbed out in that scene for sure

The Megamorb was my favorite part personally

@Elon and depp. If there's no morbin' in this video I will be very disappointed

@@chipskylark5500 bots

Wow. That's crazy

thats so much money.... why are marvel fanbois like that please go enjoy another piece of media

@@Wet-Milk because its fkn awesome, if its makin them happy n not hurtin anyone, who cares?

Honestly no way home was really fun movie so i could prolly see it 50 times

@@Wet-Milk this feels like a weird take for something that literally does not affect you in any way

Taking the bit too far mixed with a tad bit of self harm lol

@@OddLeah what movie do they watch?

I’m certainly enjoying it

@@orangeants many.

define "brilliant".

I know right his ancient blood sacrifice really showed off in the special effects

Lmao, I'm literally crying reading all these comments and looking up memes. Well done 🤣🤣 BTW, Leto is trash and ruins most films he's in. He just can't do comic book films, idk why the directors let him on.

The film crew being slaughtered explains a lot actually

Honestly... that's a price they should be willing to pay

@@Jahu-qs2us A small price for salvation right? Lmao

NO!!! I like his videos, and it will all be over if he did that. No one could survive five viewings of Madame Web.

The fact that I can't tell if this is a joke is a pure representation of what I've heard about Morbius

I completely believe this

@@wsteelix1922 Same

What the morb are you talking about?

You gotta be morbing me.

You are a hero, I was wondering how many times it was said

@@mitchellpalmer7578 It’s not much but is honest work

Thanks Shannon! Your patronage will not be forgotten!

108 is the number of spare ammo you get for a battle rifle in Halo 2 *puts on tinfoil hat*. Coincidence? I think not!

I counted 111

He did see it but not for a follow-up to this video unfortunately.

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did that really happen lol i havent watched the movie . .it has to be a parody lol

@@alim3611 yea thats an actual quote from the movie

alim3611 I unfortunately saw the movie and can confirm they say this

@@alim3611 Yeah, I watched it last week and it was in there.

ITS MORBIN TIME!

u have 15 good friends ? bro wtf

@@vlc-cosplayer so like 10 to 20 friends? still a lot

Should got tickets to a better movie smh

@@JDyo001 The Morbius experience creates bonds stronger than Superman, who is like an equal to Morbius himself.

Don't you dare disrespect Morbius it is a movie that makes my dog be a dog.

hot take

Wow John Williams thanks for the input, I really appreciate your opinion in morbius.

upvoted to 420

​@@potatosordfighter666the most reddit comment ever

😂😂😂insanely underrated comment

​@@potatosordfighter666 hahahahahaha!!!! well memed my friend!!! 😂🍷

Dam that's crazy man

At least it wasn’t Fantastic Beasts 3?

Eyyy jarvie Johnnie!

@@thatsallreviews That's gonna be Jarvis's video where he brings Eddie along as revenge

but its Morbius the best film ever

I feel bad that you had to find that out.

My favorite part is this could be 100% inaccurate but no one could challenge it.

This was really good, made me laugh

@@femme_fatalist that was the original joke. They guy who came up with “it’s morbin time” is a tokusatsu fanboy

Best comment

*keep morbing forward

I think my favorite scene is when morbius gets arrested for morbsterbating outside of the local kindergarten and says "I did it for the morb"

@@isyt1320 *keep morbing morbard

and then he started grunting "MORB! MORB! MORB! MORB!" best scene in the movie

I'm seriously glad he said, "I would never morb a kid." Even though the high school janitor tried to do it to him.

yeah from the thumbnail on it was brilliant lol

what happened to his ugly friend? are they not friends anymore?

it's so perfect. i keep telling friends that there's no 'compliation' or scene that can show how bad this movie is. it's bad like the star wars christmas special is bad. it's too long, and drains your soul the whole time

@@Gamerkat10 really ? I mean it was bad. But to me, it was just "early edgy 2000 super hero movie" bad, like Spawn, Daredevil and Catwoman. Someone 100% ready to shut his brain down completly could get a little bit of entertainement out of it. Our standards are just way higher now. But don't get me wrong it was a baaaad movie. And watching it 5 times in a row ? Fuck

ok

shhh the credits are starting to

Employee-“Hey boss, should we kick this guy out? We keep catching him sneaking into morbius?” Boss-“What are you crazy? This guy has spent almost $100 this week on drinks alone. Just leave him be.”

@@briansteele5804 My cousin worked at a theater and he basically verified this when we were talking a year back or so. The staff aren't nearly as ignorant to what patrons are doing as they would have you believe. BUT they don't care as long as they're making money off you. They have no loyalty to a particular publishing house or director, as long as you bought tickets or paid for some overpriced food you can basically go wherever the fuck you want as long as you don't literally camp out the whole day.

Morbillions of people haven’t went a single day without returning to the theater. Every theater in the world still has tickets sold out to this day.

honestly i think i would just let him go. clearly the sign of a broken man

@HungerGamesFan88 That and he already spent more money than anyone ever should at a movie theater in a week

Wait, i thought this video WAS morbius?

sadly its the real plot. yes i saw morbius..

I saw it with my friends. It’s all exactly as described I shit you not

If anything, Eddy was too merciful when he was describing it. But yeah everything he said happened 💀

This is the real plot I saw it and the theater was empty and I had a friend there so it was fine because we made fun of the movie the entire time but if I had to sit quietly alone watching this horrid plot I think I’d have my own Jared Leto arc Also he was being very nice about the dance scene it was so disturbing and so difficult to get through

1st time: he is crazy? 2nd time: He is crazy. 3rd time: Maybe im crazy? 4th time: Im completely crazy. 5th time: me, he, his friend and this whole fucking thing is morby.

@@ronaldomoura1932 Are you okay? "Me, he, his friend WHOLE FUCKIGN THING IS MORBY"

I watched Event Horizon at least 5 times in theatres, i brought a different friend each time. The workers noticed since I was watching it last showing of the night too and I don't remember it being very full each time.

He went to different theater locations

@@a.N..... it's literally the same location, he highlights the morbius door each time

"terrible, soulless cash grab" - 🤓

“Um, actually” 🤓

"morbius was a poorly made cash grab" - 🤓

@@quantumsnapchannel ok

what are these replies

Seeing Morbius five times in a week is pretty relatable too.

Literally me

Vampires don't have a soul so the sensors didn't saw him, just saying

I’ve been to that specific theater, shit usually never works lmao

Aww! Tiny bats 🥺

Most Most bats are fruit or bug eater, like flying foxes

I’m here for the vampire bat defense! They also have “friends” and will feed their friend if they didn’t get a meal that night (they’ll starve pretty quickly - I might be wrong on this, but I think they can die if they don’t eat one night) so if their friend gets food their friend will feed them to keep them alive. It’s pretty adorable ☺️

@@sonorasgirl i dont care if this isnt true, its my head canon

Yup. Their small size is adaptive to feeding on the backs of large animals like typical livestock. Their size, in addition to a few other adaptations like anti-coagulant secretions, helps them go unnoticed. They can feed for several hours, repeatedly coming back to the same spot before they're noticed.

you really think anyone gonna go to court over sneaking into MORBIUS?

Most theatres won't care unless it causes a seating issue.

@@zgra74 Which is convenient because nobody in their right mind to come to pay Sony to watch Morbius, unless they themselves do a Burback.

Exactly

2 million, now. can't stop the morb

dont forget sonic 2

@@uhohspaghettio2195 yeah, that’s also a fun movie, definitely better than this dumpster fire!

Sounds like purgatory

morbius >>> twilight batman

@@SilverDOMO192837 Twilight ended a decade ago, I think it's time to let it go

Bruh that movies is a 10/10 and already seen it 3 times

@@wilsonruleman If there was any movie I’d subject myself to seeing multiple times in theaters just for pure enjoyment and to continue supporting the movie, it’d be that one.

Morbius is a life changing experience. Everyone knows the moment where he says "its morbin time" and starts morbin everyone, but an underrated moment is when morbius says "if you cant handle me at my joker, you dont deserve me as morbius". That totally morbed my mind

If I had to watch a movie in theaters multiple times in theaters it would be the original spongebob movie

could not have said it better myself, actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.

@@ines868 I’m having a legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf

I just had me a delicious KFC meal and s*** in my neighbor's driveway. God damn I feel great

Thank you, Shia LeBeouf, who must often be confused with Shia LeBouf I would imagine

one time i couldn’t remember the name of that movie, so i looked it up, but i didn’t remember the name, so i *actually* searched up “all of the where everywhere all the time”

Seriously whaaat

No wonder everybody steals food from my local movie teather

💀

Wait like I know cinema prices are bad everywhere, but here in the Netherlands we pay like 4 euros for a beer... is that real?!! Who would ever pay that much for a drink anywhere ever?! Like it seemed like a shitty mix drink in a plastic cup, no way that is 27.50

@@gertjan3329 this is extremely crazy for the us. Average mixed drink at a shitty bar like that is probably 12-15. I’m guessing he included the tip to the bartender

you mean the cgi was

morbius is the movie

lol. ♥ whenever it came to a terrible movie my late Dad would always say "of all the movies I've ever seen, that certainly was one of them."

@@SciFurLycan a*

Yeah and did you see those stunts? They were so.... stunty.

Back in high-school I worked at a movie theater and the only theater hopping we cared about is if kids were trying to get in R rated movies. That or if you saw your movie and tried to stay long to see a second film.

Morbius is such a movie, filled to the brim with scenes, with actors "acting." Fixed it for you.

@@seanbrewer1232 morbius is such a “movie”. filled to the brim with “scenes”, with “actors” “acting”

@@alecsernett2163 "morbius" is such a "movie". "filled" to the "brim" with "scenes", with "actors" "acting".

@@p3gasus-M "Morbius" "is" "such" "a" "movie" , "filled" "to" "the" "brim" "with" "scenes", "with" "actors" "acting".

@@Streetcleanergaming “”””””””””””””””.

@@isaiahc8390 it’s morbing time

@@isaiahc8390 no

i morbed my pants

​@@RubyHoshino12f that's a dub mistranslation. In the original morbianese he actually says "let's get this party morbulating"

@@Sandux930 none of these words are in the bible

😂😂😂

wtf?!

You shit your pants? I morbed mine.

Little Morblings

m o r b l i n g s

I would guess it's proposing nominating Morbius for all the Oscars and it winning them all. A sweep is usually when one film wins a number of those, or any of the ones they're nominated for, I think. A rare event, but not unprecedented.

Maybius moreeddy is the onlyius personius in the worldius who’s moreseenius mormorbiusius

MORBUSSY

@@Ty-vj4wg faxxx bro

I truly loled at this

@@juwannlowe4608 down bad for the morbussy

Assistant to the manager

I don't have to pay for movies either ;)

@@AmariKhumalo Piracy 😏

@@Aleksimaier well, technically nobody HAS to pay for movies... because nobody has to watch movies... but yeah... piracy...

Well there’s still Kraven this summer

That isn't a real line right?

No way lol

@@lossnt557 oh it's real, I don't remember it exactly so he could have used slightly different synonyms or said them the other way around but still

@@lossnt557 it is unfortunately real. I think the exact line is "to bats, it's lethal. to humans, it's deadly." who the fuck wrote this shit

@@lifeHacker42 Technically deadly doesn't mean guaranteed death. So he could mean that it kills bats for sure, but humans it is "Able to cause death" according to the definition.

Morbius exists and frankly, I am in love already.

Morbius is the first movie.

Morbius is the first.

Morbius is THE

Morbius is

avengers, assemblius

@@willehster9467 morbvengers, morbius*

@DiIIian Whyte 🅥 Finally, the dogshit spam is here.

Do y'all read "It's morbin' time!" in a really whispery and overdramatic voice or in the usual Power Rangers voice?

@@ashikjaman1940 the second way, but now I'll try the first way too cause it sounds funny

I had to go out and buy the vampire medallion for my morpher

@@ashikjaman1940 mighty morbin power rangers

It had a little something for everyone: editing, plot, and a soundtrack.

Yes it was definitely a movie in the truest sense..

The scene where he touched a bat's morberries was awkward, though. That's how he got his powers. I was like, "maybe not for me."

only problem is it wasnt acting. jared leto actually became a vampire for the role

Thats a f***ing scam I can buy like 9 beer's at the hipster barber shop I got to with a beer license for that kind of money.

@@otakunthevegan4206 Ive heard brewing your own beer is cheaper in the long run, if you’re fine with the prep and work.

I guess this theatre gives you molten gold and platinum as drinks

And they came in plastic cups!! highway robbery

that spinoff is gonna be the morbiest

His name was Morbo, how could you forget? I'm gonna morb you now for that mistake.

@@alexanderm.635 no I believe you're thinking of the part where Morbius and Borbius discover their long-lost, even eviler triplet, and then all three of them take turns plying on Borbius' DS.

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Honestly same XD

That movie was so goood

That movie was trash too 🤮

@Garmon it was loud, obnoxious and had no emotional pull. Horrible.