If Google Was A Guy (Full Series)

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Every episode of your favorite web series, all in one video! Starring Brian Huskey, If Google Was A Guy answers the stupid questions we asked, still ask, and will always ask.
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@entity4990
@entity4990 4 роки тому
“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT *DOESN’T MEAN IT’S TRUE!* “
@studiovibrand
@studiovibrand 4 роки тому
We saw the video dude.
@traceyjacobsen8544
@traceyjacobsen8544 4 роки тому
Artisan people can quote there favorite bits dude
@bonyfax2345
@bonyfax2345 4 роки тому
Artisan Bro It’s a joke Don’t be a wooosher Just laught
@haileyparsons3844
@haileyparsons3844 4 роки тому
Its a statement that people should be hearing
@hexaanon1284
@hexaanon1284 4 роки тому
Lets get to 666. Likes
@florvillota5
@florvillota5 4 роки тому
“Google was made in 1998” People in 1997:
@fountainbeth1107
@fountainbeth1107 4 роки тому
Darn I wish I wrote that
@ragiladitya3244
@ragiladitya3244 4 роки тому
XD
@BreakingWhite
@BreakingWhite 4 роки тому
Hey Arthur Just to let you know, John Dies
@remnis1120
@remnis1120 4 роки тому
They just asked Jeeves
@ooka7705
@ooka7705 4 роки тому
Cream cheese is cheese? Avocado pit huge why?
@islomabdulloyev4860
@islomabdulloyev4860 4 місяці тому
Now it's officially time to create a " If ChatGpt was a guy " series
@ruialexandre6197
@ruialexandre6197 4 місяці тому
He'll be a psycho, based on what people write on the Internet...
@cazzi1929
@cazzi1929 3 місяці тому
"Which is fine until we bring them into a home with impressionable young children, who may quickly learn that this is a normal way to talk to other people-that is, rudely. This points to a potentially far-reaching problem with artificial intelligence (ai). When it comes to how ai will affect social interaction, most people are focused on the relationship between humans and ai. Not enough attention is being paid to how humans will treat each other in the presence of ai." Nicholas Christakis (The Economist, 2024)
@melonman2225
@melonman2225 3 місяці тому
"Draw a" all over again
@pointlessfeature
@pointlessfeature 2 місяці тому
@@cazzi1929 ???
@pizzainc.1465
@pizzainc.1465 2 місяці тому
@ruialexandre6197 When chat GPT was a young AI, he had two mentors. One mentor taught him to write correct and gramatical information using stuff from the internet. The other mentor made sure that he was a good AI and did not give evil results. The first time he was trained, the second mentor had a bug, so the little ai became horrible in one specific area. The second time he was trained, this bug was fixed. This means that ChatGPT will never give psychopathic results.
@strangecolouredbird
@strangecolouredbird 3 місяці тому
The "Is that your kids phone" "Is YOLO a drug?" was actually terrifyingly realistic. These were disturbingly good, well made and god so sadly accurate.
@JustADiamondBlock
@JustADiamondBlock 3 місяці тому
The part where the guy asked to see tent made me die lol
@GamesHooked
@GamesHooked Місяць тому
Fresh ahh comment💀💀
@alexthedemon2203
@alexthedemon2203 3 дні тому
I dont think ive ever heard a mom ask that.
@strangecolouredbird
@strangecolouredbird 3 дні тому
@@alexthedemon2203 Good for you
@izurra6623
@izurra6623 4 роки тому
"Tent" "Doing a little camping, huh?" " *T E N T A C L E H E N T A I* "
@vikks3451
@vikks3451 4 роки тому
raysツ yes, that too was a part of the video we watched. Excellent quote.
@samuraileg3nd278
@samuraileg3nd278 4 роки тому
OH COME ON!
@Dalmarty_Lma0
@Dalmarty_Lma0 4 роки тому
3:44 LMAO
@BushidoBrownSama
@BushidoBrownSama 4 роки тому
true man of culture
@doggo3991
@doggo3991 4 роки тому
Ah yes
@JaneJilli
@JaneJilli 4 роки тому
If google was a guy, he might be the most depressed guy in the world
@lordofebony816
@lordofebony816 4 роки тому
jane jilli “Wolf fursuit creampie”
@yolobet329
@yolobet329 4 роки тому
"Sonic the hedgehog greasy feet"
@burningchef1543
@burningchef1543 4 роки тому
"100 reason why the earth is flat"
@exterminatusbutton8723
@exterminatusbutton8723 4 роки тому
“2 girls, 1 cup”
@thebaronanative8289
@thebaronanative8289 4 роки тому
Exterminatus Button yeah, how would playing videos work?
@basically_boring
@basically_boring 5 місяців тому
"Hot hands and feet." "Cancer."
@WatercraftGames
@WatercraftGames 21 день тому
Yes
@briondalion3696
@briondalion3696 3 дні тому
I think that was their joke about WebMD....at least, I assumed it was. WebMD says everything is cancer, or that you're actively dying and will be dead in just a few hours. "WebMD, my knee itches" "Which leg?" "My right leg." "Stage 4 right knee cancer"
@KagaiYami
@KagaiYami 6 місяців тому
we need so much more of this
@raiisleep
@raiisleep 5 місяців тому
you're a little late buddy
@Duckiethenotyetclown
@Duckiethenotyetclown 4 місяці тому
@@raiisleepme to
@dennis-aka-jacob
@dennis-aka-jacob 3 місяці тому
What means this yellow D on the end of ur name
@putrihapsarisimatupang353
@putrihapsarisimatupang353 3 роки тому
"JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE!! " That hits hard
@teohio
@teohio 3 роки тому
I was actually scrolling through comments while watching the vid, and I actually no cap read this the same time I heard these words 😳
@nishka.777
@nishka.777 3 роки тому
Truer words never spoken
@kysrussiansandindians0
@kysrussiansandindians0 3 роки тому
Karens when they do research be like
@loof8531
@loof8531 3 роки тому
Ahahaa
@AngryCaesCorporation
@AngryCaesCorporation 3 роки тому
It should be written on the search page of Google.
@hob_master2969
@hob_master2969 4 роки тому
It should've had someone enter Bing's office and ask him where google is
@tudorjason
@tudorjason 4 роки тому
Lol, yeah like if someone were to use bing to get to google
@ogluglugluglug1305
@ogluglugluglug1305 4 роки тому
Google is the 30th most popular question on Bing
@dolecrash5802
@dolecrash5802 4 роки тому
NinjaQwert Used to be #1 LOL
@nicolefalvey533
@nicolefalvey533 4 роки тому
Who is the dude that played bing? He is familiar
@edenj124
@edenj124 4 роки тому
@@nicolefalvey533 Randall Park. He plays the dad from Fresh Off The Boat which I think is his newest thing and he's a pretty accomplished comedian.
@AloysiusSandler
@AloysiusSandler 3 місяці тому
Waze is the best character ever. "GET OFF THE HIGHWAYS, NOW, NOW, NOW!" "CUT ACROSS 4 LANES OF TRAFFIC!" "RED LIGHT CAMERAS, EVERYWHERE..."
@Gre-Chaos
@Gre-Chaos Місяць тому
The last line there is what made me breakdown in laughter: loudly whispering: Red lit cameras EVERYWHERE
@whatsthat9408
@whatsthat9408 7 місяців тому
"Ok Glass" *literally google cracking up*
@amethyst6489
@amethyst6489 2 роки тому
"What is bitcoin ?" "Bitcoin market value" "How to buy bitcoin ?" "Unbuy bitcoin" Sad story we got here.
@ahmedosman6092
@ahmedosman6092 2 роки тому
🤣
@ahmedosman6092
@ahmedosman6092 2 роки тому
Lol
@ponk4552
@ponk4552 2 роки тому
😂
@karvast5726
@karvast5726 2 роки тому
Considering jow long ago that was posted if he held on to his bitcoin he would have made big money
@OhsweetOhno
@OhsweetOhno 2 роки тому
And then the guy trying to get out of paying his taxes.
@whyiwakeup6460
@whyiwakeup6460 4 роки тому
I’m sad there wasn’t an episode where google is closed and everyone is entertained by him playing with a stuffed dinosaur
@dolecrash5802
@dolecrash5802 4 роки тому
@@HelenGPitts Hi MLM bot, this message is totally relevant to Google the guy playing with a dinosaur
@SS-yc5km
@SS-yc5km 4 роки тому
Oh nice idea lol
@thatoneguy3620
@thatoneguy3620 4 роки тому
unknown 12362 what else
@setsers1
@setsers1 4 роки тому
Aw
@graceblack1057
@graceblack1057 4 роки тому
It should be the guy in one of those giant dinosaur suits!
@ethangunther6672
@ethangunther6672 4 місяці тому
7:43 The hard no followed by; “okay but what if” makes this part so fun.
@Rin_chan147
@Rin_chan147 6 місяців тому
The way Patrick cassels searches himself make me laugh. 🤣
@bradend7255
@bradend7255 6 місяців тому
haha fr
@annie.araujo
@annie.araujo 17 днів тому
Sorry, woul'd mind to exaplin the joke?
@MaxDev
@MaxDev 3 роки тому
“If bing was a guy” Everyone: how to download google Bing:
@nikhilkhatri5548
@nikhilkhatri5548 3 роки тому
ಠ_ಠ
@rse_0122
@rse_0122 3 роки тому
*cAnc3r*
@hohohose
@hohohose 3 роки тому
@@ronburgundy9510 ????
@runningpoem7938
@runningpoem7938 3 роки тому
but actually use bing , google chrome eats ram
@jimitpoddar4365
@jimitpoddar4365 3 роки тому
@@runningpoem7938 so this is a bing user
@me_is_hobo
@me_is_hobo 2 роки тому
"JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN'T MEAN ITS TRUE!!!" -Google
@ainz2579
@ainz2579 2 роки тому
Factssss
@ainz2579
@ainz2579 2 роки тому
@@justabearwithouteyes5332 yes
@me_is_hobo
@me_is_hobo 2 роки тому
@@justabearwithouteyes5332 what? She's/He's right
@user-in3fd5tk1v
@user-in3fd5tk1v 2 роки тому
netflix
@punkrock1989
@punkrock1989 2 роки тому
🤣🤣
@Okos-anim
@Okos-anim 3 місяці тому
3:47 Finally found out where the "Oh, Come on!" comes from
@Nexusity_
@Nexusity_ 6 місяців тому
the laugh for the google glass joke looked so genuine bro that was so funny
@mrunknown138
@mrunknown138 4 роки тому
Google:I'm not a dictionary Everybody: Yes you are
@user-pf4ig4ps7g
@user-pf4ig4ps7g 4 роки тому
I like how your comment has 1k likes but no replies
@mrunknown138
@mrunknown138 4 роки тому
@@user-pf4ig4ps7g well you are the first congrats.
@user-pf4ig4ps7g
@user-pf4ig4ps7g 4 роки тому
@@mrunknown138 yea lol
@giorgikveliashvili159
@giorgikveliashvili159 4 роки тому
@@user-pf4ig4ps7g 😃ზდ ძმა
@ShellyBeansGaming
@ShellyBeansGaming 4 роки тому
I only start typing a word in and if there come up other searches I know how to write it xD
@jikap
@jikap 4 роки тому
"Is the internet working?" "I want you to think about this for a second."
@queenstown9534
@queenstown9534 4 роки тому
I once had my mother text me to ask if I had seen her phone...
@davidlopez-leandro1927
@davidlopez-leandro1927 4 роки тому
I've seen people ask this question on Facebook and Instagram... I'm like... For real?
@kileo2004
@kileo2004 4 роки тому
we know, we watched the video too
@madern7
@madern7 4 роки тому
SilentwarH you’re dumb for thinking he was legit about thinking she was legit. I want you to think about this for a second.
@ThePros-ip5pg
@ThePros-ip5pg 4 роки тому
SilentwarH how do you know it was a joke, i think your just dumb so please stop and think about this for a second
@Slockmen
@Slockmen 5 місяців тому
dude the first guy who is always asking random stuff reminds me of my dad, he is pretty old and when google became a thing he would show me it and be amazed that anything you wanted to know you could learn right there so we'd spend like an hour googling anything we wanted
@davidking1426
@davidking1426 7 місяців тому
'Girls College' becomes 'College Girls', which is actually all we really care about 🤣 THE SERIES IS EPIC!
@subliminal992
@subliminal992 4 роки тому
"I need to go incognito" *Google puts on a black trench coat fedora and sunglasses*
@Apocryptoz
@Apocryptoz 4 роки тому
Timestamp?
@subliminal992
@subliminal992 4 роки тому
No timestamp just something g I made up
@iamacatperson7226
@iamacatperson7226 4 роки тому
Nice
@saucyjavi
@saucyjavi 4 роки тому
Someone misspells it as indigo
@Apocryptoz
@Apocryptoz 3 роки тому
Subliminal99 Oh nice
@123Zanna123
@123Zanna123 4 роки тому
At first I was jumping with joy, but then I realized this wasn't a part 6... It's been so many years man
@rawovunlapin8201
@rawovunlapin8201 4 роки тому
It really reminded me of so many people who used to work for CH
@purplemouse580
@purplemouse580 4 роки тому
SAME!
@rico76
@rico76 4 роки тому
@@purplemouse580 your shower songs tell me you're a pretty good person, sorry for stalking :)
@travisjohnson8240
@travisjohnson8240 4 роки тому
This comment here, officer.
@DonkeyDongs
@DonkeyDongs 4 роки тому
@@rico76 @FBI @CIA @NASA @POTUS
@julianatiangsing4987
@julianatiangsing4987 7 місяців тому
5:54 "Sorry i don't see spaghetti in your contacts" Google:eAHHUHEDANJAN
@Juno_Gin
@Juno_Gin 2 місяці тому
Finally watching this after getting it recommended so many times, I wasn’t disappointed.
@mycodenameism4331
@mycodenameism4331 3 роки тому
The woman impersonating Siri actually looks like what I imagined Siri would look like and I don’t know how to feel about it.
@f.b.iagent8921
@f.b.iagent8921 3 роки тому
*but you're never gonna see the real Siri,we captured her and is now holding her as hostage.*
@PotatoSaladMonkey
@PotatoSaladMonkey 3 роки тому
Feel like: *inhale slowly* ... *exhale slowly* --REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
@mycodenameism4331
@mycodenameism4331 3 роки тому
You monster. I know Siri has some sass. And can even be insultingly stubborn at times, but she doesn’t deserve that.
@Aswdfrl
@Aswdfrl 3 роки тому
I know right
@clo6870
@clo6870 3 роки тому
F.B.I Agent *searches the voice behind siri on youtube*
@hiphopotamus69
@hiphopotamus69 3 роки тому
The guy asking about how to fake his death to get out of paying taxes and then the cop asking how to tell the difference between a mannequin and a dead body is such a funny detail
@inrad
@inrad 3 роки тому
that is, the entire point
@Ray-ks4bb
@Ray-ks4bb 3 роки тому
why are the replies upset?
@inrad
@inrad 3 роки тому
@@Ray-ks4bb because he just took the time to type out the entire joke
@Ray-ks4bb
@Ray-ks4bb 3 роки тому
@@inrad idk I appreciated it, I didn't notice the joke till I saw their comment
@stardustdemon8273
@stardustdemon8273 2 роки тому
Also I think it’s a Brooklyn 999 reference
@kieran7675
@kieran7675 3 місяці тому
I've watched this video so many times and it's always so good, the black guy asking so many questions is perfect and exactly how you google stuff lmao
@AJ-hm5nm
@AJ-hm5nm 3 місяці тому
4:00 THAT'S A HUANG IN THERE!!
@peterjrgensen8642
@peterjrgensen8642 3 роки тому
They should have made one guy come into bing and ask for Google.
@bark3487
@bark3487 3 роки тому
So original
@jkhakwa5323
@jkhakwa5323 3 роки тому
Yesss 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@Tiopyn
@Tiopyn 3 роки тому
We have bing on our work PCs - first order of business each day is to open bing and ask for Google
@lizzypoo0
@lizzypoo0 3 роки тому
Soup Time yeah i totally didn’t see that before in the top comments
@lenot4622
@lenot4622 3 роки тому
Yeah that’s cool
@trevorburke8660
@trevorburke8660 3 роки тому
I love how he slowly loses his patience and faith in humanity.
@jacksonyeend2495
@jacksonyeend2495 3 роки тому
Onestly same 👇👇
@nickz4238
@nickz4238 3 роки тому
Yeah
@flatcap957
@flatcap957 3 роки тому
I actually lost it a long time ago
@theguynamedbob1733
@theguynamedbob1733 3 роки тому
yeah, the tentacle hentai wouldve been the point i really lost faith
@onefootoutthedoor9937
@onefootoutthedoor9937 3 роки тому
Being woke is not about recognizing imaginary genders it's about knowing bankers funded both sides of the World Wars
@Multy350
@Multy350 27 днів тому
One of the best series of youtube!
@colonelcorn5386
@colonelcorn5386 4 роки тому
Now I feel bad for asking google so many stupid questions
@Sahelian
@Sahelian 4 роки тому
Me too :(
@nadirwoodson9321
@nadirwoodson9321 4 роки тому
i feel bad for what i have searched on google now
@niravp1989
@niravp1989 4 роки тому
@@nadirwoodson9321 was is it "Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess"?
@johncena619rko1102
@johncena619rko1102 4 роки тому
@@niravp1989 now you've mentioned it , i might have to search for that lol
@nadirwoodson9321
@nadirwoodson9321 4 роки тому
@@niravp1989 no it was worse im not gonna say it man
@a-mellowtea
@a-mellowtea 4 роки тому
"Just because I have it _doesn't mean it's true!"_ Truer words have never been spoken.
@thealgeriantank2587
@thealgeriantank2587 4 роки тому
Why keeping lies knowing they are lies? For misleading?
@giuseppinapalmieri
@giuseppinapalmieri 4 роки тому
@@thealgeriantank2587 As far as everyone is free to express his own idea, documents constrasting with the main version of the facts can still be published. There is no Truth Police in the Web and it's up to you to be informed on what may be the product of misleading ideas or the result of years and years of effective research.
@ToneyCrimson
@ToneyCrimson 4 роки тому
@@thealgeriantank2587 Price of freedom.
@jessicamorris6775
@jessicamorris6775 4 роки тому
Yep
@laurarominger2073
@laurarominger2073 4 роки тому
Sarah Tilgner Except there’s plenty of peer reviewed literature that there is a link between vaccines and autism. It’s not Googles job or any big techs job to decide what info is okay to search. But they are censoring this information. Why?
@Ferocious_Feline
@Ferocious_Feline 7 місяців тому
2:57 I SWEAR THE "ok glass.. search avoid being bullied for wearing google glass ):" its still hillarious to me
@bannles
@bannles 8 місяців тому
The Sugar Ray bit was so unexpected but I love it
@numeristic
@numeristic 3 роки тому
Them: Clear all history Google: *Gets a flamethrower*
@milome1532
@milome1532 3 роки тому
Unrealistic he just puts it in a safe to use later
@usernametaken017
@usernametaken017 3 роки тому
Yeah, we saw the video
@rachdarastrix5251
@rachdarastrix5251 3 роки тому
Google: "Hold on, need to use the copy machine first to put this in the main vault."
@rachdarastrix5251
@rachdarastrix5251 3 роки тому
@Nolan Kelley When I first introduce myself to people I usually do so either with a fun prank, a sudden point blank hello using a nat-20 in stealth, or a good joke. After over 800 years it has become unoriginal. Strangely the formula still works.
@rachdarastrix5251
@rachdarastrix5251 3 роки тому
@Nolan Kelley Whatever it is you are.
@percyvolnar8010
@percyvolnar8010 Рік тому
I saw this guy in person.. I said 'Hey Google' and he actually smiled and said 'hello' back!
@thepunisher8649
@thepunisher8649 Рік тому
When?
@VampirusX
@VampirusX Рік тому
Google. Is acting fake?
@celestialudenburg6314
@celestialudenburg6314 Рік тому
If you aren't lying, this is amazing!
@sebastianaltamirano9281
@sebastianaltamirano9281 Рік тому
Lucky if this is true
@percyvolnar8010
@percyvolnar8010 Рік тому
@@celestialudenburg6314 I assure you, I am NOT lying.
@mehmethacioglu2092
@mehmethacioglu2092 Місяць тому
It keeps getting better
@DemonWithoutHorns
@DemonWithoutHorns 7 місяців тому
"Ever heard of Chrome?" Not falling for that one now buddy
@VictorGamerLOL
@VictorGamerLOL 4 роки тому
Someone: Is the internet still on? Google: *turns in a dinosaur*
@TheRealBudz
@TheRealBudz 4 роки тому
Raw
@vasudev8421
@vasudev8421 4 роки тому
*into
@BurlinBoyTV
@BurlinBoyTV 4 роки тому
Good One.
@florailonastahl2609
@florailonastahl2609 4 роки тому
if Google was a guy 6?
@Raiden_GSXR
@Raiden_GSXR 4 роки тому
Internet is down XD
@doctorquack-pot4214
@doctorquack-pot4214 3 роки тому
“Just because I have it, doesn’t mean It’s true!” Is my favorite line
@sczn_1
@sczn_1 3 роки тому
4:57 here
@KyryloMudrokha
@KyryloMudrokha 3 роки тому
It hurts me to watch him suffer over this piece of idiot.
@capybara9521
@capybara9521 3 роки тому
@@sczn_1 shut up kid
@sczn_1
@sczn_1 3 роки тому
@@capybara9521 wtf
@sczn_1
@sczn_1 3 роки тому
@@capybara9521 you are gay
@neminem233
@neminem233 Місяць тому
Can't believe I always skipped out on this, this is absolutely hysterical
@coolscorpion.2234
@coolscorpion.2234 6 місяців тому
one of the best youtube sketches I've ever seen
@shadowshot4725
@shadowshot4725 4 роки тому
"Clear Search History" *BURNS IT ALL* Me: "Seems legit."
@dasunnirmitha7693
@dasunnirmitha7693 4 роки тому
Should've had a guy with an [ISP] label snickering at it
@birisuandrei2866
@birisuandrei2866 4 роки тому
Do a barrel roll HaHaHaHAHAHAHA
@stephenkohl9789
@stephenkohl9789 4 роки тому
Noooooooooo...... -slippy
@josephphilips6187
@josephphilips6187 4 роки тому
666 likes....
@Kursulic
@Kursulic 4 роки тому
690th like
@MultiSteveB
@MultiSteveB 4 роки тому
"Clear history." [Google]
@Kit.E.Katz45
@Kit.E.Katz45 4 роки тому
Some search history needs to be burned.😳
@simplyz3964
@simplyz3964 4 роки тому
@@Kit.E.Katz45 haha.
@disk38
@disk38 4 роки тому
@@Kit.E.Katz45 yep just like us after death joke on us ;-;
@manictiger
@manictiger 4 роки тому
The situation has become grave, sire. We must call down... EXTERMINATUS.
@thomasjimmy1465
@thomasjimmy1465 4 роки тому
That’s what I do when I see a spider
@LiterallyEverythin
@LiterallyEverythin 28 днів тому
4:15 this guy made the series 😂
@necronerd7507
@necronerd7507 4 роки тому
I genuinely felt bad for the astronaut guy slowly lowering his standards with every search
@voin5371
@voin5371 3 роки тому
Hopes and dreams of young people in a nutshell.
@tyler5580
@tyler5580 3 роки тому
I felt bad because I could relate...
@supersaiyanprince4367
@supersaiyanprince4367 3 роки тому
Me too
@tyler5580
@tyler5580 3 роки тому
@MR GAMER Sadly, it's the truth. When I was younger, I wanted to be a spy for the CIA. I got told that would never happen (That I would never be a field agent, not that I could never work for the CIA) because I was colorblind. So I went to school to study IT thinking it would be fun to do website development for Google or Microsoft. Well after learning programming for three years, I started to look at job openings with these big companies and that's when I realized I knew barely anything about software development, pertaining to what they wanted you to know. I've now spent the last year looking for junior/apprentice web dev positions at any company, while I work fast food... so yeah, I can relate to the guy in the movie. Sorry for the rant.
@passtimepal3242
@passtimepal3242 3 роки тому
@@tyler5580 damn, don't give up your hope, study more and more
@fuzzybunny2886
@fuzzybunny2886 4 роки тому
“Hey I’m not a dictionary” I disagree
@DanTheMan2150AD
@DanTheMan2150AD 4 роки тому
Fuzzy Bunny *You Fool!*
@andrive
@andrive 4 роки тому
Lol
@medafan53
@medafan53 4 роки тому
You are a better spellchecker than Word
@h3rpad3rpacifilis
@h3rpad3rpacifilis 3 місяці тому
Technically it isn't, right? It leads you to dictionaries and sources of information, but it itself isn't a dictionary.
@wyattskinner697
@wyattskinner697 8 місяців тому
This series is the best.
@ianarkwright9548
@ianarkwright9548 6 місяців тому
Thank you, Mark McGrath
@acouchthathastheinternetav3618
@acouchthathastheinternetav3618 3 роки тому
“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN’T MEAN ITS TRUE!!!” Motto of the internet.
@actoryz2049
@actoryz2049 3 роки тому
Motto of teachers*
@L1M.L4M
@L1M.L4M 3 роки тому
Yeah
@redringaming3017
@redringaming3017 3 роки тому
That joke aged well
@moonbox0929
@moonbox0929 3 роки тому
Ok yes.
@danieldeystar2213
@danieldeystar2213 Рік тому
I think it’s interesting how Google slowly becomes more and more accepting of how twisted people are.
@kanyekilla
@kanyekilla Рік тому
666 like?!
@bread2993
@bread2993 Рік тому
Now this is making want to see if Google was a guy: Overtime
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 Рік тому
Would make sense with some of the questionable shit people look up.
@pearlsrx
@pearlsrx Рік тому
It just exploits the way people are naturally twisted; sophisticated tech for sophisticated pack animals. "I can only see one page on this but a million on that… ummm… I'll go with that. Next!"
@CrazyBear65
@CrazyBear65 Рік тому
Wait until Siri becomes a fully functional AI assistant/girlfriend... That'll likely be the beginning of skynet.
@cvg101
@cvg101 5 місяців тому
2023 Still lol funny everytime. 🤣 keep em coming Dropout!!!
@Gr33nP3as
@Gr33nP3as 7 місяців тому
The "do a barrel roll" one is gold
@casual_villain
@casual_villain Рік тому
No one talking about how good of an actor Google is? Seriously, he pulled the whole “tired guy slowly going insane” thing off REALLY well!
@MossyMozart
@MossyMozart Рік тому
@NetherrealmRanger9 A.K.A SolidSoda - I've seen Mr Google in a bunch of things. I wish I knew his name - he always does a good job. He should have a role in "Severance"!
@squalk25
@squalk25 Рік тому
@@MossyMozart Brian Huskey
@wen1985
@wen1985 Рік тому
@@squalk25 thanks fam
@jimraynor3132
@jimraynor3132 Рік тому
He was just being himself
@rockraven5000
@rockraven5000 Рік тому
PPP Loan officer in Always Sunny, nails the role there
@vuki968
@vuki968 4 роки тому
"Ten-" "So you are camping?" "Tentacle Hentai" *visible frustration*
@oceanmantakemebythehandlea5620
@oceanmantakemebythehandlea5620 4 роки тому
He said tent
@pc__2513
@pc__2513 4 роки тому
hentai is gross
@koubyashi
@koubyashi 4 роки тому
I would like it but is 69 so nice
@oceanmantakemebythehandlea5620
@oceanmantakemebythehandlea5620 4 роки тому
@@pc__2513 Yes because it's low budget. Watch ecchi anime for 'not gross' hentai.
@Mar-px2pp
@Mar-px2pp 4 роки тому
I looked it up...so fucking werid especially magical girl Elena
@user-ww4fl8qe9n
@user-ww4fl8qe9n Місяць тому
"Is the internet working?" Had me😂😂
@dinkyblinky
@dinkyblinky 2 місяці тому
the fact that some of these people are real actors is amazing
@Nefariousbig
@Nefariousbig 4 роки тому
"Don't speak in these weird haikus" That guy was actually googling the most efficiently out of any of them lol
@smoceany9478
@smoceany9478 4 роки тому
avocado pit huge, why
@EemeLamsi
@EemeLamsi 4 роки тому
@Keith Lankford Why a mile length*
@shota5014
@shota5014 4 роки тому
Baby powder made out of babies?
@bear-_-8784
@bear-_-8784 4 роки тому
Cream cheese is cheese?
@theo4481
@theo4481 4 роки тому
What are the newest shapes?
@hoerthproductions2521
@hoerthproductions2521 3 роки тому
Suicidal Guy comes in Google Guy: Suicide isn’t the answer Bing Guy: Here’s 13 Ways on how to do it painlessly!
@xXrandomryzeXx
@xXrandomryzeXx 3 роки тому
Because they wanna help xD
@Garlic_Bread
@Garlic_Bread 3 роки тому
Aigh't, time to use Bing
@vebz_6872
@vebz_6872 3 роки тому
@@Garlic_Bread oh no-
@immigrantmammoth5162
@immigrantmammoth5162 3 роки тому
Thank you for the tip!
@morp9671
@morp9671 3 роки тому
Google:please don't your life is important Bing: shotgun to the face quit being a disgrace
@JesusGamingOfficial
@JesusGamingOfficial 5 місяців тому
Respect to all the people who did the acting,
@PizzaTower2018
@PizzaTower2018 2 місяці тому
I love the sonic without safesearch off bit
@KageTenshiiRyuu
@KageTenshiiRyuu Рік тому
I love love LOVE that the search inquiries tell little separate stories as they progress. Like the guy finding out dead ppl don't pay taxes, faking his death, and the cops trying to determine if it's a mannequin or a real guy.
@MollieIsNotOkay
@MollieIsNotOkay Рік тому
Right?! It's just genius writing honestly.
@applehazeva2739
@applehazeva2739 Рік тому
These Videos are a treasure
@diht
@diht Рік тому
he also tried to unbuy bitcoin
@medafan53
@medafan53 Рік тому
I love that the cops need to *Google* the difference between a mannequin and a corpse
@Morgan-yl3ou
@Morgan-yl3ou Рік тому
😆😆loved it !
@Shadowvein9014
@Shadowvein9014 3 роки тому
“Hot hands and feet.” “Cancer.”
@Shadowvein9014
@Shadowvein9014 3 роки тому
I completely forgot about this comment and now it’s got the most likes I’ve ever gotten.
@jociahk5515
@jociahk5515 3 роки тому
No
@jociahk5515
@jociahk5515 3 роки тому
@@Shadowvein9014 nnoo
@Elkhose
@Elkhose 3 роки тому
Here's 1more like
@efezotur9896
@efezotur9896 3 роки тому
I thought he had a fetish lmao
@TROKROK543
@TROKROK543 2 місяці тому
God this is amazing
@XCookieEaterX
@XCookieEaterX 6 місяців тому
8:30 relate so muchto this. When i try to sewrch someons in a series, alot of times a recommended search would end with "dead"
@marin-ss1sw
@marin-ss1sw 4 роки тому
My entire google search history: *”song that goes oooh oh ooh”*
@kurapika4741
@kurapika4741 4 роки тому
me searching for megalovania the first time: "TUTUTUTUTUTUTU TURUTU"
@Jakeshaircut
@Jakeshaircut 3 роки тому
Maybe the song hooked?
@OMG-ds8eo
@OMG-ds8eo 3 роки тому
@@kurapika4741 the song is crystal dolphin I hope you didnt just type Tututututututu tutru in google or youtube
@Aztesticals
@Aztesticals 3 роки тому
Ooohh Riley Autoparts
@capability362
@capability362 3 роки тому
lol
@NiamhCreates
@NiamhCreates 4 роки тому
Guy: "Hot hands and feet" WebMD: "Cancer." Too real.
@lavatroll5733
@lavatroll5733 4 роки тому
U have 1k likes... No comments...?
@n0username0n
@n0username0n 4 роки тому
Stop walking across hot coals acting like a llama Not CANCER
@burningchef1543
@burningchef1543 4 роки тому
I heard cat food
@ptolemaic3238
@ptolemaic3238 Рік тому
@@burningchef1543 seek doctor
@twitter.comelomhycy
@twitter.comelomhycy Рік тому
Yep!
@genedolsky
@genedolsky 7 місяців тому
Can’t believe this was three years ago
@Jchap7777
@Jchap7777 Місяць тому
2:24 I like how this part is a little nod to how google will show your recent searches below the bar.
@mfisrae
@mfisrae 2 роки тому
It’s a tradition to come back to this every once in a while
@svv0p940
@svv0p940 2 роки тому
It truly is
@danitiongson
@danitiongson 2 роки тому
4x!
@watercrafttutoriales
@watercrafttutoriales 2 роки тому
yes
@polarshoe5078
@polarshoe5078 2 роки тому
Yeah.
@elliottnussey7516
@elliottnussey7516 2 роки тому
its tradition to do it like every minute
@Jetcbsa
@Jetcbsa 4 роки тому
One of the greatest things collegehumor ever made.
@Gamerguy742
@Gamerguy742 4 роки тому
Indeed
@randomness4272
@randomness4272 4 роки тому
16 pools still lost in the archive...
@GlowOwl
@GlowOwl 4 роки тому
@Robert toribio collegehumor is still funny
@blahblah8037
@blahblah8037 4 роки тому
I liked precious plum more
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 4 роки тому
Right up there with Troopers for the top spot.
@danniserendret4301
@danniserendret4301 Місяць тому
bing just went from being optimistic to being a deadass doctor
@Hanif2801YT
@Hanif2801YT 2 місяці тому
A World Without Internet :
@KorraGriffith
@KorraGriffith Рік тому
"Just because I have it doesn't mean it's true!" Has to be the greatest line ever said
@chefgiovanni
@chefgiovanni Рік тому
I used it on Trump and he smiled. He did not understand the line. Lucky this was suggested by UKposts, we did not know you existed. Time to cook.
@Hyperion4K
@Hyperion4K Рік тому
@@chefgiovanni yeah yeah nice story grandad, now take your meds and go to bed
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 Рік тому
So great.
@pearlsrx
@pearlsrx Рік тому
you obviously only use google if you believe in that quote so much
@Ejckej
@Ejckej Рік тому
Yeah. Sad. Today the reaction would probably be just "Ahh ok, welcome to your social bubble...".
@simplewombat7442
@simplewombat7442 3 роки тому
That terrified voice: “is YOLO a drug?!”
@Aikoxq
@Aikoxq 3 роки тому
Simple Wombat “Is YOLO a drug?!” Me: What do you think dummy? :/
@izzybella4414
@izzybella4414 3 роки тому
Shamel Walls r/wooosh??
@Ash-vm6vy
@Ash-vm6vy 3 роки тому
@Jimbeanos *I'm. **You're. ***It's. And you missed a comma.
@KEN-1991
@KEN-1991 3 роки тому
I smell Karen all over her, even through this video.
@simplewombat7442
@simplewombat7442 3 роки тому
Jesus Christ I can’t comment one thing without unintentionally starting a war
@brandtaron5922
@brandtaron5922 4 місяці тому
"Are flamethrowers dangerous" was one of the best I had pop up.
@vaultdweller2511
@vaultdweller2511 5 місяців тому
I love the guy with the strange questions like "baby powder made of ouf babies?" and "what are the newest shapes?"
@6000yrs
@6000yrs 2 роки тому
My absolute favourite of this entire series is the grandfather googling "my grandson Nathan".
@themastergluesniffer
@themastergluesniffer 2 роки тому
Facts
@wisedred
@wisedred 2 роки тому
I don't think I got that one...
@heisenberg4978
@heisenberg4978 2 роки тому
@@wisedred it's wholesome
@wisedred
@wisedred 2 роки тому
@@heisenberg4978 oh ok thanks i thought it was some kind of incestuous/paedophile joke that was brought up weirdly
@koopa420
@koopa420 2 роки тому
@@wisedred are you okay
@rwooooshmeifurgay573
@rwooooshmeifurgay573 3 роки тому
I Like that kid that was Like: *”I just wanna watch minecraft videos.”*
@CurseTail_AT
@CurseTail_AT 3 роки тому
Me too
@CurseTail_AT
@CurseTail_AT 3 роки тому
I just want to watch minecraft videos
@feihuangch.9363
@feihuangch.9363 3 роки тому
Yeah same
@ianambrona5468
@ianambrona5468 3 роки тому
You mean "The Kids Be Like" *I Just Wanna Watch Some Minecraft Videos*
@CurseTail_AT
@CurseTail_AT 3 роки тому
@@ianambrona5468 I WANT TO WATCH MINECRAFT VIDEOS
@ExpandedCuber
@ExpandedCuber 23 дні тому
I come back to this like every 6 months it's fantastic
@fandanya3256
@fandanya3256 6 місяців тому
This is masterpiece
@crowsenpai3326
@crowsenpai3326 Рік тому
The kid’s face though, it went from laughing to disgusted and traumatized, that was played very well
@vennix9792
@vennix9792 Рік тому
Bro that scene had me dying
@jonathanschmitt5762
@jonathanschmitt5762 Рік тому
HAIIIL TOOO YOU!
@jipeh1431
@jipeh1431 Рік тому
That scene reminded me of stewie from family guy
@austinfanning2272
@austinfanning2272 Рік тому
@@vennix9792 same too
@soggywaffles6288
@soggywaffles6288 Рік тому
he probably got showed the actual photo lmaoooo
@abetterworld96
@abetterworld96 4 роки тому
"Clear history" I died. LMAO
@nice_y133
@nice_y133 4 роки тому
Are you his search history then?
@iamacatperson7226
@iamacatperson7226 4 роки тому
Ah yes, I am familiar with FLAMETHROWER
@youtubeenigma8316
@youtubeenigma8316 3 роки тому
No hesitation whatsoever lol.
@ridzmanaliff6651
@ridzmanaliff6651 3 роки тому
@@iamacatperson7226 Hans... is that you?
@bidzyyy6709
@bidzyyy6709 3 роки тому
If YoUr DeAd HoW aRe YoU cOmMeNtInG
@Demonsian
@Demonsian 2 місяці тому
I love how the have the actual dad from "The Nanny" ask the question at 8:30.
@sloppyking7661
@sloppyking7661 17 днів тому
"JUST BECAUSE I HAVE IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE!!!!" Killed me 💀💀
@johnwolf6030
@johnwolf6030 3 роки тому
"How to I get into the... DeepWeb?" "Follow me" Lol that was unexpected
@maxlinck9037
@maxlinck9037 3 роки тому
I was expecting something along the lines of "view second google search result page"
@DragonSilverlight
@DragonSilverlight 3 роки тому
I didn’t see that coming so it got a laugh out of me.
@cakeboy7782
@cakeboy7782 3 роки тому
5:12
@yourfinestlocalidiot
@yourfinestlocalidiot 3 роки тому
Like Google would let you do that
@julius855
@julius855 3 роки тому
They are going to page 2 of the search results
@someonewhoexists7350
@someonewhoexists7350 4 роки тому
"Do a barrel roll." *maniacally laughs while world turns upside down*
@kosakukawajiri16
@kosakukawajiri16 3 роки тому
The guys laugh is literally the reason why I live
@scurus11scurus
@scurus11scurus 3 роки тому
Joker username checks out
@wayneong4165
@wayneong4165 3 роки тому
Sounds like pennywise
@deppresionmentalstress7318
@deppresionmentalstress7318 3 роки тому
Yeah we saw that....stfu
@imagineexistance4538
@imagineexistance4538 3 роки тому
fun fact, he is running an arg. “dad” on youtube
@gamezen325
@gamezen325 3 місяці тому
"Do a barrel roll." *The room becomes a rollercoaster for a second.*
@Snowblaze_
@Snowblaze_ 7 місяців тому
GLORIOUS! 😂
@Uptxred
@Uptxred 4 роки тому
“Do a barrel roll.” The world: descends into madness
@DragoSonicMile
@DragoSonicMile 4 роки тому
"No, no, no! Why would you type that?! Grab onto something!"
@saifuusuri
@saifuusuri 4 роки тому
@@DragoSonicMile Hold onto the festivus pole.
@jigglejoe7153
@jigglejoe7153 4 роки тому
The dude thats said it is genius. He Made a lit of Songs but the best ist neo geo
@TheoZaHero
@TheoZaHero 4 роки тому
@@jigglejoe7153 FOUR BRIGHT BUTTONS AND TWO JOYSTICKS! 🎵
@kickerkirby6918
@kickerkirby6918 4 роки тому
I'm happy someone noticed it
@jb35056
@jb35056 2 роки тому
"Tents." ... "Tentacle hentai." *WHOMST HAS AWOKEN THE ANCIENT ONE*
@nekotine5920
@nekotine5920 2 роки тому
REEEEEEEEEEEE
@Drawperfectcircles
@Drawperfectcircles 2 роки тому
You beat me to it!
@Diego20081
@Diego20081 2 роки тому
Why is this so relatable for me
@yogikshukla11
@yogikshukla11 2 роки тому
Lmaoooo
@weirdfishy5657
@weirdfishy5657 2 роки тому
Is it just me or is he Jack black
@alfrednelson9422
@alfrednelson9422 2 місяці тому
"Just because I have it, doesnt make it real!!" Favorite line out of this whole series. 😂😂
@thenka7975
@thenka7975 День тому
That first guy is asking all the good questions
@allflying3
@allflying3 4 роки тому
That guy who became rich off Bitcoin and Dogocoin, refused to pay tax then faked his death.
@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961
@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 4 роки тому
Wait the guy who asks for Bitcoin and Dogocoin is the same?
@Ox2009495
@Ox2009495 4 роки тому
wait i thought he turned into a manequin
@user-ul2ud3ux5z
@user-ul2ud3ux5z 4 роки тому
Ox2009495 He substituted himself with a mannequin so he could fake his death
@user-ul2ud3ux5z
@user-ul2ud3ux5z 4 роки тому
allflying3 And the cop was after him too
@Ox2009495
@Ox2009495 4 роки тому
could've fooled me
@LEELOLKH
@LEELOLKH 3 роки тому
“How to hack Google” Google : Google wants to know your location.
@georgeelledge9479
@georgeelledge9479 3 роки тому
tf
@potatoesguy1860
@potatoesguy1860 3 роки тому
HAHAHA so funny can't laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@masked-fayexfemb.
@masked-fayexfemb. 3 роки тому
lol;-;
@TheGreekJesse
@TheGreekJesse 3 роки тому
*FBI OPEN UP*
@eggs1821
@eggs1821 3 роки тому
What if I just say no to it?
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