if shark tank was in the midwest
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in this video i get along with my parents
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.
@gustoonz 10 місяців тому
Playing Skyrim Golf and other mini games! Come say hi! www.twitch.tv/gusjohnson
@swiggyshark 10 місяців тому
Hi
@FBI8625 10 місяців тому
hello gus
@henrythebananaboy 10 місяців тому
@@swiggysharkhi
@henrythebananaboy 10 місяців тому
@@FBI8625hello
@alexanderrupert4379 10 місяців тому
I live midwest... If someone says they have "cable". RUN.
@somewinner8229 10 місяців тому
The only unrealistic part: They were talking for 8 hours, and no one offered him a cold beverage 😂
@DannySullivanMusic 10 місяців тому
rofl pro comment
@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse 10 місяців тому
unrealistic part: they're acting like Canadians claiming this is the mid-west.
@stankwilliamsjr.8949 10 місяців тому
@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse never been to Meenuhsotah huh?
@imonphyt 10 місяців тому
@@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse never been to Meenuhsotah huh?
@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse 10 місяців тому
@@imonphyt is that south of Toronto eh? no one in canada knows what exists south of toronto don'tcha know.
@1197Gamer 10 місяців тому
The saying goodbye just to double back into the conversation is too fucking accurate 1:28
@wolfdragon6073 10 місяців тому
As a midwesterner, I can agree
@litapd311 10 місяців тому
my parents: we're leaving now "starts talking" at this point i knew i had at least 15 more minutes to play
@milesgti 10 місяців тому
Called the midwestern goodbye. Say goodbye in the house, on the sidewalk out to the car, and again before getting in the car. Then you have to wave as you drive off.
@Brandon-qv5xd 10 місяців тому
Maybe I'm a displaced midwesterner
@sapaulgoogdmen9542 10 місяців тому
Don’t wanna seem rude like I don’t remember he got that new tv so I gotta ask how he’s liking it. I’m from the south and it’s how we get trapped in conversations too
@happybluedog 10 місяців тому
I've been a long time fan and I cannot remember a time when both mom and dad Johnson are in the same skit. What a treat!
@doktormabuse7329 10 місяців тому
i believe they both had an appearance in the christmas video
@DiamondPunk 10 місяців тому
the video about cheesy action one liners has Gus momma and poppa in the sketch
@AliceFlynn 10 місяців тому
I think there's one on hot food as well, but that could be Sven's
@Danny2113182 10 місяців тому
There were both in the video, When people in Hollywood movies fall
@guyr.6053 10 місяців тому
They were both great in "Hay" lol
@CertifiedWisconsinite 10 місяців тому
As a certified Wisconsinite, that is the fastest Midwest conversation ever
@Sonichero151 10 місяців тому
I'm going to assume speaking to a Wisconsinite is like the owl from Legend of Zelda, except you can't even attempt to skip the coversation.
@Energyone 10 місяців тому
It actually bothered me watching the Netflix Dahmer show because no one ACTUALLY talks like that in Wisconsin. The above video is also exaggerated obviously but it's like they take the accent from Bob & Doug Mackenzie from Strange Brew which is supposed to be a Canadian accent and think that's how people talk like that down South for some reason.
@pyrosteel5091 10 місяців тому
Minnesota is better
@Energyone 10 місяців тому
@@pyrosteel5091 especially when it comes to playing dirty in football
@omniferousswan593 10 місяців тому
8 hours is the fastest conversation?
@Pancreaticdefect 10 місяців тому
The good old Midwestern goodbye. It starts in the house, moves to the garage, then out to the car, then through the car window, then finally ends under one of several circumstances: 1.) The people talking get too cold (winter months only) 2.) The people talking begin to be eaten by mosquitoes (warm months only) 3.) The people talking realize its past the kids bedtime (all year)
@morgan.greene 10 місяців тому
The TRUTH 😂
@santinovalfiore 10 місяців тому
Italians have the same thing. They're out the door one minute, next two hours is them sipping their sixth espresso of the night, reminiscing about how Carlo used to steal gas from the neighborhood priest's car. Good times.
@n8archy121 10 місяців тому
Irish goodbye is where it’s at
@95johndeering 10 місяців тому
@@n8archy121 As an Irish person I find the Irish goodbye thing ironic. Irish people take hours to say goodbye.
@clickpond7825 9 місяців тому
This is scary accurate. Sometimes even after it's decided that it's too cold or there are too many mosquitos and it's time to get going, there's still a solid 10-15 minutes of conversation afterwards
@HeyLookImGerman 10 місяців тому
That was some intense back and forth between Gus and the Sharks. I can't wait for the next 8-hour episode to see if they convince him to take their money.
@zompocalpha1 10 місяців тому
What a great spin on the idea lol.
@stevengibbs8117 10 місяців тому
Sven looks like the type of person that would wear a baseball uniform to play golf
@Juber777 10 місяців тому
"ya, so? What's wrong with that?" 😂😅😊
@DannySullivanMusic 10 місяців тому
haha dude pro comment
@DragnSly 10 місяців тому
As a Michigander, I can confirm that all that was missing was a sound in the background of a dog barking, a mourning dove or red-winged blackbird, or a gunshot.
@candyman4769 10 місяців тому
Plus there’s gonna be couple lawnmowers running on that nice a day.
@reservoirdude92 10 місяців тому
I live in Canada in Windsor, just across from Detroit, and even here I can hear these EXACT accents from certain people. And don't get me started on the county areas on the outskirts of the city, where you can for sure hear the noises you referred to 😂
@inertboi 10 місяців тому
Ti Michigander, ja Balijander 🇧🇦
@slugoo6474 10 місяців тому
In Michigan I don’t think they can hunt doves but if you’re in other states, the sound of mourning doves and gunshots in September are related.😂
@yoshifan33 9 місяців тому
Seconded.
@AbbreviatedReviews 10 місяців тому
Less of a "Shark Tank" and more of a "Grain Silo."
@JasonHenderson 10 місяців тому
Gus acting like Gus in this episode was perfect
@SamSung-jn5fi 10 місяців тому
Polite, and genuinely enjoys talking about the weather. Very Midwest.
@michaelandersonfinance 10 місяців тому
Bone dry
@alexanderphillips1946 10 місяців тому
Man those are some of the toughest investors I've ever seen, they really made you work for it
@DannySullivanMusic 10 місяців тому
Naming dogs after gun manufacturers will always be my favorite Midwestern tradition
@dirk1998 9 місяців тому
I like how any representation of the midwest accent is usually a mix of cliche canadian mixed with irish.
@fintanbochra 10 місяців тому
Another certified neighborhood classic!
@kellylingro3288 10 місяців тому
There's 3 stages to leaving a get-together. 1. Saying goodbye where you're sitting and getting up to go. 2. Following you to the front door to finish the conversation then say goodbye again. 3. Walking you to the car and finishing conversations started at the door then saying goodbye.
@shadoninja 10 місяців тому
His dad offering him the 3 dollars he had in his wallet was the best part lol
@sapaulgoogdmen9542 10 місяців тому
My sister’s wife is from Iowa and upon meeting her family even from Iowa this is accurate. It was supposed to be a quick lunch at their house…how did they cook dinner without us noticing
@Scott.E.H 10 місяців тому
As someone from Chicago it's kind of weird to consider the entire Midwest as more rural but when you really think about it, that's how it is and we're the odd ones out lol
@grayski3324 10 місяців тому
As a fellow Chicagoan, I feel this. However this Midwestern vibe can be felt via the grandparents and elders.
@ViktoriousDead 10 місяців тому
Chicago is indeed a hell scape
@jarlbalgruuf2415 10 місяців тому
Read Chicago in that accent
@scudbucket_ 10 місяців тому
@@ViktoriousDeadyes Chicago is bad - but Detroit is so much worse. Never go to Detroit, ever. At least Chicago has some cool stuff and places you are able to safely walk around. The safe part of Detroit is a very small section of downtown and a few suburbs, everything else is awful.
@Ziggopotamus 10 місяців тому
@@scudbucket_ None of chicago is safe. Don't be stupid
@JustStopPlayingGames 10 місяців тому
This has got to be one of your best videos Gus. My wife and I had a real hoot and holler to this one. Thank ya there sport. Appreciate ya. How are your folks doin?
@nastybigJim 9 місяців тому
idk about Gus but tell your folks I says hi
@JustStopPlayingGames 9 місяців тому
@@nastybigJim Will do now Sport, much appreciated. Safe travels now, ya hear!
@scottd.1700 9 місяців тому
I live in the Midwest and I'm from the Northwest. I don't bother with the Midwest goodbyes. I tell people I'm leaving and I tell them how nice it was being there, I give them some compliments, and leave. I've been told it's rude and I still don't care. I'm not wasting my time saying goodbye and dragging my feet for an hour or two while they prattle on about someone I know and don't give a damn about.
@Reanderson83 10 місяців тому
*slaps legs* WELP, I guess we should be heading out.
@dagnabbit6467 10 місяців тому
Yeah, I suppose.
@kRAMs228 10 місяців тому
The midwest goodbye got me watching this on loop 😅
@HeisenbergFam 10 місяців тому
Gus' Shark Tank skit is so majestic they made Shark Tank in real life about it, truly inspirational
@namelesswalaby 10 місяців тому
youre in the comments of everything im watching
@RushProductions19 10 місяців тому
Insane that it all can be traced back to this verbal odyssey of an 8-hour long pilot
@limeflashlight4101 10 місяців тому
0/5 comment overused setup
@Astro_Crunch 10 місяців тому
"Gotta let Winchester out the kennel" Loving the continuity here
@robertdaniels-lane7321 9 місяців тому
Now only if we got to see the full Midwest goodbye they had during that 8 hours 🤣
@meowkitty3561 10 місяців тому
Midwesterners (especially Michiganders I think) actually enjoy talking about the weather because 1) it’s nice and polite and 2) our weather is so wild that you always have things to talk about lol
@undeadplague5264 9 місяців тому
This is terrifyingly similar to any conversation I'd hear at a family gathering. Yes, I am quite surrounded by cornfields
@willamshugo283 10 місяців тому
As a midwest person myself, I can agree
@ShadowFlame420 10 місяців тому
i know this might make me sound like an old lady but i bet those parents are so proud of raising such clever and funny boys 😂
@leeroy6638 10 місяців тому
First pitch: Flannel shirt with flannel lined on the inside. Second pitch: flannel pants lined with flannel on the inside. Third pitch: flannel shoes with flannel lined on the insides.
@arthurdurham 10 місяців тому
It's a crime you didn't get Charlie Berens in on this skit
@emmetthornton3443 10 місяців тому
fr
@thepush8629 10 місяців тому
Yeah, she fell a few months back. Yeah, a real AZZ over tea-kettel situation! favorite line and Glad to see dad got off the roof.😂
@alfredosoup 10 місяців тому
The whole family lmao 😂😂😂
@balancemantis4381 9 місяців тому
Jesus, I literally felt like I was hanging out with the family at a potluck.
@meltedlyricoriginal 10 місяців тому
If you find yourself talking after saying goodbye, then it's too late. You've just caught yourself in a midwestern long goodbye. I've had a few family members perish that way
@KaiLucasZachary 10 місяців тому
I love that the idea was apparent less than a minute but it continued to play out just as brilliantly as it started.
@disguisedcyclops4593 9 місяців тому
I love how he went on the show with the expressed purpose of getting funding, and he just spent 2 minutes telling them not to worry about funding him 😂😂😂
@Cyranek 10 місяців тому
if you don't name your kid after a gun brand you gotta name your dog after one
@mackie5million625 10 місяців тому
The good ol' Midwestern Polite-off
@ChlolarBear 10 місяців тому
If you're in wisconsin they are definitely offering him a cold beer right away 😂
@Pigness7 10 місяців тому
I just had a family gathering here in WI over the weekend and this was pretty much the exact experience, good job gus.
@CertifiedWisconsinite 10 місяців тому
“And fer dat reason, imma have ta say yeah no”
@coolxr70 10 місяців тому
i thought the goodbye part was everywhere. guess i really live a sheltered Michigan life
@faolan2174 10 місяців тому
I'm shocked Charlie Berens hadn't come up with this idea yet. It's right up his alley. But man, you sure nailed it, Gus!
@Westpine29 10 місяців тому
I guess people in the Midwest sound Canadian now
@codyh9175 10 місяців тому
I'm from Michigan and this is accurate
@captainblake9206 10 місяців тому
As a person form the middle of the midwest this a 100% factual
@Avetarx 10 місяців тому
This skit is a certified Midwest classic.
@truckingwithgearheads3190 9 місяців тому
Living in the midwest is truly one the experiences of all time.
@nikashae575 10 місяців тому
I forgot this was a comedy skit for a second cause this is literally what it's like talking to my family 🤣
@Will.Power55 8 місяців тому
So freaking good. You rock, Gus.
@dyslexicbatnam1350 10 місяців тому
I'm glad I just came back from the midwest a couple weeks ago to fully understand how accurate this is
@jakesazgari9201 10 місяців тому
You missed the “welp!” At the end of the conversation. True staple in the Midwest
@DavidSnyder-md9rl 10 місяців тому
its so funny how easily they go off track!
@evanweaver1060 10 місяців тому
Hey ya want some rhubarb before ya go? I just got some that popped up in the garden. Asparagus is blooming late this year, but you can take some of those home when they’re ready to go too.
@beanman8238 10 місяців тому
I would love to see a longer form of this skit! great stuff Gus!!
@spitfire4sergi 10 місяців тому
Literally heard ‘Ass-over-teakettle’ grabbing gas at a Columbus Kroger yesterday 😂. I’m from Philly but after 10 years in the mid west I gotta say I love it here
@thebreakfastmenu 10 місяців тому
G'dangit, Gus. I love your videos with your family so friggin much. And as a fellow mustache having rural midwesterner, these kinds of Johnson family collabs hit just the right spot for me.
@TheDorkle 10 місяців тому
Gosh that was recorded on such a gorgeous day. Good to see ya
@DragnSly 10 місяців тому
It was a bit dry though, I tell ya what. I remember a year or so back, it seemed to rain dang near every day in the summer. It's like this summer's just tryin' ta make up for that, ya know?
@TheDorkle 10 місяців тому
@@DragnSly oh boy do I ever. I’ll just be thankful my feet hit the floor each morning. Best to ya!
@JamesDeanLP 10 місяців тому
“Don’t say boogers” had me
@papermelon 10 місяців тому
mentioning it had been 8 hours at the end to properly convey what ACTUALLY happened is the frosting on this dawgon spot-on cake 😂
@icarusridickerus 10 місяців тому
this is one of my fav Gus sketches, g-dangit
@cyanide5181 10 місяців тому
could use some rain
@MrrQuackers 10 місяців тому
As a born and raised Californian midwest goodbyes are no joke. Had a family friend that would regularly take 30+ minutes to make it from the house to their car when leaving.
@JoshBrak 10 місяців тому
God what a cool family.
@MedallionYT 10 місяців тому
As a Minnesotan, I can say this is 100% accurate
@tanners5699 10 місяців тому
I really love your desk videos!!!
@GlutesEnjoyer 10 місяців тому
you have a good one here gussyboy
@ZephyrTsuki 8 місяців тому
Completely accurate. Bye means I'll leave after a few hours of talking and standing on the porch like instead of inside
@mrthompson3848 10 місяців тому
Because it’s Gus I can’t tell if he’s deliberately or accidentally making the Midwest look good
@Winter-mh3lb 10 місяців тому
Surprised to see the Johnson family stay in character this well
@wendibo 10 місяців тому
This is incredibly accurate
@hhscadets0925 10 місяців тому
The midwestern accent was perfect! It's like I was watching Fargo.
@Jokerbuzzed 10 місяців тому
Goddamn do I want to be invited to the Johnson family reunions now
@TheRolvaag 10 місяців тому
Ah yes, the Midwest Goodbye
@homegrowntwinkie 9 місяців тому
Jesus Christ this was so good.
@filthyflames4263 9 місяців тому
even at home BY MYSELF i still can’t get away from the never ending conversation
@Blue-it5bm 10 місяців тому
you can just taste the tension
@EscapeRouteMedia 10 місяців тому
I love your whole family
@ragnarocking 9 місяців тому
this was great! 🤣
@hanktrill3885 10 місяців тому
this would be more accurate if it took place in two cars stopped on the road
@achaerna.6662 10 місяців тому
I felt this in my (Canadian) Midwest bones.
@alixshultz7025 9 місяців тому
Why is this 100% accurate
@merrickdodge9760 10 місяців тому
The video never ended, because no one slapped their knees and said “Welp, I guess I should be going now.”
@darkcodes9748 10 місяців тому
The Northern Midwest accent always kills me 😂
@rickm9001 10 місяців тому
We need to see the outtakes from this lol
@TheGoatman07 10 місяців тому
Thanks for this
@charliepena2677 10 місяців тому
This is painfully accurate
@daxzia0 10 місяців тому
Anytime his parents are on, they are just gems!
@mikelabomusic7782 7 місяців тому
“Ass over tea kettle” Midwest GOAT
@SlimAirsoft 9 місяців тому
Excited to see Charlie Berens make a skit about Gus next
@chosenmaple99 10 місяців тому
As someone from the Midwest, I can confirm that there are many of us like this
@tannerg4511 7 місяців тому
Well dang I was hoping to hear the idea.
@sukifriend 9 місяців тому
Good characters!!
@ZodiacBoi42 10 місяців тому
As a Michigander, this is completely accurate
@HAZARD1095 10 місяців тому
Like it how your parents are in to that 😂😂😂
@Eighty4prcnt 8 місяців тому
Southern IL boi here. This is painfully accurate and I fucking love it.
@iceman-3024 10 місяців тому
Naming your dog after a gun or a beer is spot on!
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