I was genuinely concerned when Kris started struggling to breathe 😂 The commitment to the joke/compliment was 🤌💕

I love how every comment is either about how much Kris brightens people’s day, how caring she is or how much they want to see her editor doing her voiceover. And I agree with it ALL 😂

Can we must take a moment to appreciate the lovely randomness that spews out of Kris's mouth 😂❤

That feeling of wanting to jump off high places is so common it actually has a name, it's called the call of the void and can also manifest in wanting to walk onto busy roads, drive your car into walls and several other things that are very not good for you. I think the running theory is that it's your brain going "Remember, doing this thing will hurt you, don't do this thing right here!"

I'm totally okay with Jay controlling everything. It sounds like things will be interesting.

Kris constantly attacking Pete makes my day 😂

I love when kris compliments us and supports us ❤

suddenly realized that try not to laugh challenges are perfect for when you feel like there is nothing that could make you laugh at the moment. thanks kris

Kris is totally a golden retreiver, shes always happy to see us and if she had a tail it would be going 24/7.

Dear Kris, I suffer from anxiety and depression. I've been binge-watching your content and it's really helping me. Thank you for being so funny and entertaining, and overall just a really awesome person. I love you.

who else was actually worried when Kris started choking 😂

"I used to drink that sh1t from the bottle" Girl, who are you? Sans?

I was legitimately concerned Kris was choking and dying only to receive the smoothest of compliments. 😂😂 Love you Kris ❤❤

Kris: "Ow I hurt my arm!" Also Kris: *proceeds to annihilate Pete with the same arm* Kris 1.5 seconds later: "Wow that really hurts..."

They all start with J’s guys. I’m just realized. Kris, Keanu, Kevin, and Kermit! And then theres Pete 😭😭

my dumb-butt thought she was actually choking 🤣 your videos are awesome and so are you Kris❤

2 things: 1. I just realized that if this is the first time someone is watching Kris, they might freak out at the kidnapping dragon scenario. 2. I genuinely thought you were choking for a second and was super scared for you because you might be alone. Then I remembered that Jay edited the video so you're fine. so... Kris, *no choking on behalf of our beauty please* or else *you'll die when you take a glance at the mirror* okay? cool!

Are we not gonna talk about how impressive it was that kris actually landed that flying kick?! 5:02 damn ✨👏🏻

The taxi driver showed me that there is still precious people in this world. I already love him so much. Stay safe kind soul. 🤟🤟🤟

I love how kris compliments everyone at the start of every video

Can anyone else 100% see Kris as a cat just knocking her owners stuff over with her paw while staring them directly in the eyes just to spite them?

I absolutely love how kris compliments everyone every single video.

yo the swing you did with that hammer was sick

I love how Kris always says how good looking we are! It makes my day!

Kris showing us that she's not to be messed with, seems like the training is going well! Love the energy she's putting into these skits, hopefully she didn't actually hurt herself. With all that talent and skill combined with her beauty, no wonder that she has the following she got. So open about everything, you can't avoid seeing the person as she is. Keep being awesome Kris, take care and stay safe!

Kris is literally just a culmination of all of our anxiety, ADHD and introversion

literally every time you compliment the viewer i smile

I love how Kris's intros just keep getting better and better. she puts so much effort in her videos and they always turn out. great job Kris

i love kris' genuine laugh every time she punches pete

Bro I love Jay the man deserves more love

That intro was so chaotic and I loved it

Just imagine being Jay and getting to have Kris send you a bunch of raw comedy-gold to then edit into a kickass video. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 They're such a great team.

Kudos to jay for all the behind the scenes and kudos to kris for the enjoyment that she brings to our lives

Jay puts so much effort into these videos.

Right back at ya kris! Looking great like always!

Can't do Saturday without a new video from Kris! Still keeping my fingers crossed that Jay doing her voiceover will come soon. Please let us know Kris! 🙂

The way Kris just abuses Pete is iconic😂😂😂😂

The lore gets heavy huh😂

HER INTROS ARE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY

02:00 I lost it when the moustache dropped 🤣🤣

4:53 Kris immediately understanding the assignment HAHAHAHAHAHA

Peets definitely coming back for revenge 😂

we all know that whenever kris uploads its gonna be a good day!!! love you kris!

Hey Kallmekris, I have a chronic health condition that puts me in crippling pain and watching your videos when I'm sore and tired is really therapeutic. Thank you so much!!!

The mustache falling twice greatly improved my day. Thank you, Kris.

I love the little horror movie serial killer picture in the back. It looks so cool.

The intro was pure awesomeness good job auntie Kris 👍😂

10:56 I always think of jumping.

5:02 THAT KICK THO!

Her intros are so funny and fun to watch 😂

Kirs would be a ginger cat 😂 just chaotic af !

Kris, you compliment us every video, so today I'll compliment you. You're such a beautiful person, both inside and out. You always know what to say, and somehow all your intros are complimenting the things I'm insecure about, and it makes me feel much better about myself. Your hair is always completely perfect, and your make-up is done to perfection. However, you don't need it, you're drop-dead gorgeous without it too. I hope this year is amazing for you, you deserve the best

I love how Jay has become such a part of these videos. You two make a great team!

kris's outfits are always so pretty I honestly don't know how she does it

i love ur entertaining intros

Doubt you'll ever see this, but I've been going through a really hard time -- --and seriously your content is one of the few things that help me feel okay enough to fall asleep some nights. I have trouble watching videos that were posted in the past thinking about the me who was happier back then, but somehow I've been able to overcome that watching your content. I hope you know that you have a positive impact on at least my life. Through all this chaos, I'm so glad you still can make me laugh! (TW for trauma dump and I'm talking losing 3 grandparents, one of my grandparents passing away in my house on my birthday, losing two pets, an uncle, almost losing my dad, sudden breakup with my longterm bf over text days after talking about wanting to get married one day then proceeding to work next to him everyday for five months full-time, finding out my grandmother has dementia etc)

0:25 that effortless swing around ☺️👌

Kris as made my day every time i see one of her videos

A black sassy panther was the first thing that came to my mind when kris asked what she is😂

First of all: Jay, your editing is masterful sir, thank you for your service in this comedy genius! Secondly: Kris, you are totally a golden retriever with your energy!

Kris always has great intros; this one was one of the best so far! LOL! Pete's 'takeover,' then "you took my breath away,' I LOL'd. Keep 'em coming, Kris; we love it!

I just love watching Kallmekris instead of sleeping

Kris has the unique ability to cheer you up with every video she drops. Release Kris! 😂

8:34 sounded like Quagmire's laugh

6:32 you remind me a bit of Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon; you have moments where you get completely distracted by something else entirely, you’re sense of humor is schadenfreude with a touch of sarcasm lined in, you’re encouraging to others, you’re playful weird and goofy in a fun and endearing way that draws people in, you can kick some ass, you’re creative in unexpected ways, and you’re one-of-a-kind! Love your videos! Keep up the great work!✌️😁👍

That's a WILD intro

Kris makes me so happy with her humorous videos. Ditto on hoping to see editor does my voice over :)

1:37 It's me, I , I'm the Problem, it's me.... 😂😂

Kris you are the best ❤

Who else got an ad for Pizza Hut right after the little skit she did cause when I got it I just started laughing harder 😂

Can we talk about how cute Kris's laugh is when she hits Pete ❤❤

Kris's chaotic intros are everything

I'm a little self-conscious admitting that you are the best part of my day and I love you. But seriously.

I smiled SO BIG when I found out Kris new L 😭❤

7:41 😂 I’m rolling-

5:40 Kris might have lost a sister, but it was worth it.

Amazing video Pete, Kris and Jay 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

POV: kmk always compliments you but most of the time it’s 3am

00:52 "Jesus" 😂😂😂

Ok but we can’t ignore the fact that kris had a pen AND paper at her desk. This deserves a bravo, a well done, a you go girl whatever you want to say but this is incredible, monumental! Well done Kris

I also was a weirdo for sauces, specifically bbq sauce. I’d put that on EVERYTHING! I’d put it on rice, grapes, strawberries, ice cream, cheese… EVERYTHING!!!

I love how she starts Every video with a compliment, it's so nice

11:09 that girl knew exactly what she was doing

Wait- Kris do you watch DEATHNOTE? also thank you Kris for the compliment you take away our breath too ☺️

we need a full version of the intro frfr

ME AND MY FRIEND WERE THE KETCHUP-QUEENS. THE SCHOOL CALLED US THAT AND ITS HILARIOUS 😂 Nah, cause I had ketchup with Apples, sandwiches, macaroni, spaghetti, rice, meat, salad, mashed potatoes, literally anything. It grossed everyone out 😂😂

I love that Kris starts every video with something that will keep us watching and a complement ❤

Can’t wait to see the voiceover if it happens. Loved this video, it truly made my day. I needed a few laughs. Let’s hope Pete doesn’t take over the channel again. That sure made me laugh. ❤

I love hiw chris just makes up names for the people on the spot

If Kris was a cat, she'd be a Siamese. The second she asked what cat she was, that was what I came up with. Friendly, talkative, maybe a bit chaotic at times (in a good way), and an overall ball of energy and fun ^^

Kris is always so caring and compliments everyone in every video, I have been watching her for so long and I love seeing how much her channel and accounts grew

I was literally just crying , and I immediately put this on, you always make my days even when I’m already happy , but more so when I’m crying 🥲 I love you kris and this wholesome community !

I love Jay, he is so sweet. Yes, I have intrusive thoughts, constantly. I have BPD and ADHD. The universe has done me wrong! 😂😂😂

Kris! You aren't the only one that ate ketchup sandwiches 😂 I was *obsessed* with them LOL!

People in the comments are talking about how they love Kris and the way she compliments everyone in her every vid... And here I am trying to move my thumb without moving my index finger. Like WOAAH- Thanks Kris for opening my eyes to this! Love you and your videos!🖤

Can we just appreciate how kris puts so much time and effort into her videos 😭🥹it honestly makes my day💚💜

Kris, i adore you! You're so awesomely special. Jay, if you are controlling everything, FIX MY LIFE MAN! Lmao

"AhAH I think I hurt my shoulder" Also Kris *hits Pete at full speed*

I just wanna say that KallmeKris is the literal best UKposts channel existing on planet earth and whenever I’m feeling down or sad I watch her and I always feel better and more prepared to face the world. Thank you Kris ❤❤

10:48 for anyone wondering the that thought is called, science have decided called it ‘call of the void’ from French ‘ l'appel du vide’