Gonna have this talk with my kids one day

That's a family

true love man

That's the only way to have a family

this comment 😭

jenna too lmaoo

you get it

why stop in fiction

The nerd in me wants to say that love triangles often represent the pull between completely different lives or ideologies, in which case choosing both muddles the conflict. The nerd I'm in thinks threesomes are awesome.

@@honkstheclown8631 i bet there's someone else in that nerd right now

That ain't no resolution.

Haha so true

I couldn’t believe no one pointed out how the “I hardly know her,” line is one of Kurtis’s iconic jokes and how great it is it’s incorporated into the song.

I think it's because it's super ironic whenever he does it

@@Bung33Boy AND super iconic 😎

@@lilykat. OH heck yes

Hey this comment changed my life

my favorite line ✨✨

Liam Neeson's knees, son!

God truly helped out with that one

@@timallenbrown Liam Neeson's Niece's Son Drives a Nissan

SHDHHFF

I didn't think it was possible

I witnessed it live and everyone in chat was so shocked and confused cuz it came out of no where lol.

"innuendos" they literally said they were gonna have sex lol

IKR

Yes, everyone else heard the lyrics too.

@@englishatheart no need for this comment btw

@@gag9500 yeah fr 😭

@@englishatheart They’re pointing out how some of the lyrics are well written and funny. Don’t be a dick.

"break the bed 'cause we ain't sleepin' tonight" is such an Ariana Grande coded line

oml

It'll be so strange for all the kids of influencers to be able to watch videos of their parents when they're like teens/young adults

​@@decm3_727 and almost all danny's life still online

I’d be so embarrassed if my dad made this LMAO

We were hoodwinked!

he bamboozled us!

"Guys is this a haze?!"

Completely fooled I say!

Wasn’t it Danny Gonzalez that said that? This this Danny GAMEzalez, different person

Yes! And “Let me explode in your cave”😃

“He’s got raw pork chop and I got bone meal to feed ya”

Baaaars

That's what she said before exploding

😭😭😭

Frr, what a gentleman

AND THE CREEPER IS IN THE MIDDLE 😭😭

And the Creeper turns to Danny 💀

The whole verse was Smooth

Even smoother than smooth peanut butter.

0:58 just keeping it here for myseld

Omg yes

“Sticks and planks to make a sign” I swear 🤣

DUDE GET OUT I SOO AGREEE. such a kurtis thing to do

iconic tbh

No it is “creeper, I hardly know her.”

@D Jeffree yes and?

@@djeffree1942 Writing's not easy. That's why Grammarly can help. This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy, and hard to read. It undermines the writer's message and the word choice is bland. Grammarly's cutting edge technology helps you craft compelling, understandable writing that makes an impact on your reader.

I don't think you know what a parody song is. A funny song doesn't equal a parody. This isn't parodying anything.

​@@englishatheartWHATEVERRRR4R THE POINT STANDS DUDE !!!!!!!!!

I agree

Weird Al? Neil Cicirega?

me watching this right now unironically cause it was stuck in my head

You forgot “planks and sticks baby give me a sign”

“Can’t get you outta my mind so I gotta craft a way to make you mine”

"Ay, let me explode in your cave"

going hard indeed

You’re what? Finish your sentence Are you ok? Maybe you have Alzheimer’s and forgot what you were doing.

they just grabbed the shoulders of an enderman... and vwooped there, it isn't dat hard

Damn I wanted to woooosh someone

@@underscorestarninja3156 Honestly, I was expecting someone to be like "OmG YoUr SoOoOoO dUmB. It'S a GrEeN sCrEen."

@Nishchay Dutt 4/wooooosh

@Nishchay Dutt I know what I must do, but I do not know if I have the strength to do it.

SAME💀😭

I got to "Let me explode in your cave" until I was like yup this is the worst, I love it

Lord have mercy what did I just listen too 💀💀💀

the worst part of it all is that the song is actually quite well produced

@@StormChasingNinja I need some holy water!😭

@Joshua Roehl bro stfu

EXACTLY😭

@Joshua Roehl I fucking despise the self advertisement, love the song tho

Wow fr

AGREE 100000 TIMES

LMAOO hahahsj

Ahh I was just gunna comment that lmao he needs "I hardly know her" as merch

RIGHT LMAOO

surprised he didn't make a camo joke

HAHAHA

i will forever use "i gotta craft to make you mine" as a pickup line until i die mammon supremacy

"my sword's got level 3 protection" is my personal favourite

Yeah I'd frick a creeper

"I'm in her nether regions"

you might even say im a minor

Kurtis

curtis

liam neeson's knees, son

Threesome is a word don’t write 3 some. Sorry I’m a grammar nazi

@@slamduncan6685 lol sorry it is not too often that I am spelling out threesome

He probably can’t take it off lol 😂 Happens to wedding rings sometimes.

@@knoelle1357 i guess that’s one way to be loyal

shordy gotta creeper mistress

Maybe it’s a sign

@@Izzy-et9cl maybe..

@@Izzy-et9cl sɪɢɴ ˢᶦᵍⁿ

Yeah but I wish it was on

No frrr

dont worry it will

ye if it wasnt this bad LMAO

@Fiona Hagan ur mom not truly Greg

Fr

PewDiePie's Mine All Day exists

@@FaissalsAnimation bruh that's not bad at all

Imma need the crafting recipe for this. For person reasons of course..

🤣🤣🤣

YES

"I had so many ingits"

Just having to imagine them sending the videos of them dancing in front of the green screen to edit them together how do you keep a straight face when your friend sends you that?

0:19 must’ve looked so strange-

Danny spanked himself in front of green screen, this is vanilla.

the way this is edited too like omg...

@@DaviniaHill OUTTA POCKET

Ikr lmao

D A N Y

I don't think anyone can.

it will forever live in my head

Same

i love it bc kurt ALWAYS makes that joke so it's perfect

it was so expected yet so unexpected

i hate that i read this comment as that line played

Damn which one was yours in before? Mine was a cactus

No, the Creeper is actually turning its back because she's turned on

Phrasing

you mean to say there's more than just Danny and Kurtis?

@Smithson Alexander hes racist and antisemitic so idk if he should be included in with the Normal Gsuy

@@ratclown690 1:36

@@ratclown690 1:44

LOL

LMAO

lol

YES

Felt that

Lmao I was thinking the same thing

yayyy!

Ahaha

healthy? she literally blew them both up

@@daddylonglegs3420 ikr like why is everyone just sliding over that

This is what I blast on a stereo when my parents are out

this

@BenOftheWeekiA I- WHO'S COMMENT WHAT?

Same

Same

its cause he's dead Danny, i mean

@@biggaylol5438 he lost his ingots too

it’s his birthday tmr put some respect on his name 😡😢🙄💪🏼

@Scooble who? Danny or Shakespeare

@Scooble if you meant Shakespeare you know he's only been dead for 405 years, roundabout

lmao same

😂 *ÎÑGØTŚ*

inGITs

_Ëëngæts_

IKR

Bruv

1000th like😎

It’s the possibility that this isn’t the first that bothers me

i love the (probably)

nice pfp

*confused twerking*

Please explain, I don’t understand that reference

@@___OanonymousO___he sometimes makes those jokes in his videos :)

@@charlieelioooo thank you :)

@@charlieelioooo Its been a joke for a decadde

IKR TY

best comment !!!

Stupid that is drew gooden

What’s it called

@RYA FITZSIMMONS the drew gooden and Harry styles song stupid

@RYA FITZSIMMONS actually I like nial stupid

AHAHAHAH great direction on their behalf

Right 😂

smh they filmed this together in minecraft 🙄 when will ya'll learn

@@mountaindewbajablast4794 ikr this is amateur hour smh

@@justruthh right smh🙄

🤖yes🤖

That's wholesome

we stan the consent kings 😫💖

@@seauqis you stalk them? Okay then.

@@tatsumitatsumi625 hug

CREEPER? I HARDLY KNOW HER

SERIOUSLY IT WAS SO FUNNY

LITERALLY!!! FOR WHAT?!

💀

EXACTLY

Oh shit

You talking to your mom:"let me explode in your cave" Your mom: 👁️👄👁️

As a 13 old I can confirm my generation is ruined, we knew the meaning of these lyrics since we were 10

they just have a like, *really* low render distance on for lag reasons

millenials always on their phone

@Joshua Roehl what is this

real

if they dont play this at my funeral, ill be dissapointed

WHY DOES THE TWERKING IN THE CAVE TO GET CASH PART HAVE SO MUCH RHYTHM

idk man i just love the implication that minecraft is a genre of music-

@@gremlinofart1504 its the only acceptable genre 😌 /j

We grew up xD

@@Dirt. who the fuck uses /j, like everyone knows you were joking

How old are you now?

@@neo-uz7um 21

Understandable

@@BananaSmoothie- me, a 29 year old “hey Siri what’s 21-11??” Doh

@@BananaSmoothie- ya that's probably about right

RIGHT!!! it’s well written which is especially tough for a Minecraft parody song lmao

Songs funny and pretty good...but maybe you should listen to some more lyrical hip-hop. It does have better lyrics than most hip-hop these days though...

@@timmybee3669 i do listen to lyrical hip-hop, i’m a big fan of rappers like tupac, biggie and kendrick. i just mean that, considering it’s a minecraft parody song, the lyrics are very fucking smart

except when his sword has protection 3

@@timmybee3669 dude nobody said they were the same as lyrical rappers 😭 of course it’s not the same

well of COURSE kurtis had to say that lol

@@noah.reissmann true lol

He did say that on stream the first time Danny mentioned a creeper.

"it’s called a hoodwink" -Also Danny on Twitter

he pulled an uno reverse card and hazed us this time

1:27

We've been bamboozled ;-;

@@CapybaraEnthusiast71508 Hoodwinked moment

Ye

Callback

Og here

@@celestereyes1279 when did he even post that video

Totally.

I had so many eengits :(

ingies😩😩😩

The sound of a fork in a garbage disposal is better than yummy by Justin beiber. This song definitely slaps tho

i think everythings better than yummy

Danny made boss own version of Yummy

And the fact that this song doesn’t have people using it for their racist conspiracy theory is definitely a plus

@@zoeishahaha what do you mean?

Real

Wouldn't it be X rated isn't r rated gore

PewDiePie did it first 😎😴✨

i need thoses as a remix

@@ordogordo6589 what, say the n word lmfao?

@@jjju3 made a Minecraft song

wilbur and baddie smp collab ??? 😳😳

True though

" *EE* NGOTS"

He going so hard on that line XD

probably, but there's so many comments and only seven or so get to the top

@@Mecal21 that’s how I pronounce ingots. “Ee-nguts”

I would like your comment, but you currently have 69 likes :(

Isn't he dead?

@@noahatwater408 yes.

Maybe cuz he's dead....?

@@chamliyanawaduge7496 not you taking a joke literally

my fav part was when they were callling you eacher

I guess the creeper did want to be put into a weird position

iconic consent king

"Ok" would have rhymed better but they had the creeper say yes 😩 we love our consent kings.

yay applauding basic human decency

work ittt 🕺💃

**explodes in twerk**

🖐👁👄👁👍

Ayeeeeeeee im biiiiii yo

I hate these comments