To be fair to her she actually started to leave her kitchen to get to her car 23 minutes before the video started.

Please, please don't insult cows, they are such angelic creatures.

She only came out because Greggs texted her there was fresh batch of pies coming out of the oven.

People who have given up on themselves have definitely given up on strangers.

Unbelievable, no acknowledgement, no apology and carries on talking, well she's famous now.

Ugly -yes Inconsiderate -yes Bloater - yes Ignorant -yes Fit to drive - NO

You have to be commended for you patience, I would have lost it with her, so massive respect to yous.

As an American i've always found British insults amazing and hilarious

Driver in the blue car worse, they are obviously together she could have defused the situation with a polite "she coming now, sorry"

Can't help but think if the tables were turned and whether she would have gone full Karen in seconds! What if this had been an emergency vehicle responding to call... selfish attitude at it's finest!

Your description of this lady is extremely accurate, full marks for observation !

She probably had difficulty tearing herself away from cakes and cigarettes.

Guaranteed to be a DLA car too. Bought and paid for by the tax payer. Never has a description of a person been more accurate.

You are so patient, you get my respect. The two females were just down right rude, priveleged , and a total waste of space.

She was just returning a set of "I speak your weight" scales to the shop to get a refund.... because of a fault with the speaking part of them.... Apparently all the scales would say is.... ONE PERSON AT A TIME PLEASE!!!

Best thing about this video is the thoughtful title 😄

It's times like these when you wish you had some sort of James Bond gadget that could vaporise the car without trace.

There's two kinds of people in the world. She's one of them.

I remember a similar incident, two ladies were talking at a passing place and blocked the road for 10 minutes, I beeped the horn and was just ignored. I got out my car and told them to move, and the lady just said we are in conversation! I said you’re blocking the road and looked at me like I was the problem, they moved but never said sorry. I hope one day a fire engine or police car on am emergency call crushes them

And they'll be the first ones to complain when their house burns down because a fire engine cant get down the street

There is no way i would have been that patient, i'm guessing that its a not so friendly neighborhood round there...

There's literally laws against this, just so you know... Forward to you local constabulary. They may not prosecute, but may write them a letter...

This happened to me once and I pushed her car forward with my car to create enough of a gap to get through. Her car only suffered a pushed in bumper and a few scratches on the front, near side wing. That'll learn her. 🤣 To be fair though, if she parked any further away she runs the risk of losing some weight.

I'm glad you were patient and didn't make her angry. I've seen on UKposts what those elephant seals can do to a car!

Unfair on her really, she is waddling as fast as she can.

It’s always the ones who would benefit from a little more exercise who always avoid the extra walk from a sensible parking space. And obviously she has no respect for herself, she is not going to have respect for anyone else!

When I lived in Italy in the early eighties I owned American cars with real bumpers. I was amazed how often I used them.

The way she strolls back to her car!....if its McDonald's you see her running 😉

Unbelievable level of entitlement. She didn't care less.

Ya can tell these two don't work,no rush,no consideration for others and been sat staring at some screen or other on an evening eating 😂🤣😂😁🐒

You were way more patient than I would have been. I'd had have been all horns blaring after 30secs

Question how did she fit in that car? Both drivers "THICK" and by looks of them bloody lazy, and you disturbed them while they were having tea and fresh cream doughnuts, You should have just waited until they went to do there school run time

She was having to fight off Greenpeace at her back door. They had come to capture her so they could roll her back into the sea.

Imagine just eating until your limbs are like tree trunks. And then being unable to park somewhere and walk to your destination, as it burns too many calories so you need to park just outside. That is her.

A total different age from years ago, certain people only think about themselves. The result wasn't hard to believe, self self self just by looking at her.

Just watching the video, I was losing my temper. Brilliantly said!

I'm usually against hunting whales but there are exceptions.

It's sickening. Think she has the right to block the road. Then when she finally comes out there's zero apology. Zero haste. Fair play to being so calm.

Just the sort that can afford to run a new car but will be at the front of the food bank queue.

It baffles me the number of people that won’t just give a simple ‘thank you and sorry’ gesture in a situation like this. I wonder if it’s ignorance of social norms/poor upbringing or just selfishness.

Ahh come on that's not fair. She was far too fat to have parked further down and walked all the way back to that house 😂😂😂😂😂

She was probably finishing her chips with extra gravy first.

Ok. I actually thought you were talking about a real cow getting in your way. But this was a special breed I didn't know about.😄

I'm surprised that her braincell had enough power to let her walk and breathe simultaneously. Her friend in the blue car was a complete dredger, too. Kudos on your patience, by the way. People like that would have made me come back later with a road roller.

That female was truly grotesque in many many ways...what a vile woman.

That's alright Mate... her punishment is lookin in the mirror every morn right? Getting on the scale also. You're a patient man. 👍🏾🍻

Wow…that hit every branch when falling out of the ugly tree.

She was asking the way to McDonald's!

I thought they were supposed to have a bell around their neck? 🤷 You're very patient 👍🇬🇧

This is why I drive old beat up cars, so I don't mind giving alil bump here & there

Thoughts and prayers for that cars suspension

You’re a better person than me, I’d have been hanging on that horn constant until they moved.

Those two have escaped from the ugly farm now I can’t unsee it 😩😩

She was exactly what I expected. Do these people have absolutely no conscience of anybody else on this planet? I don't know 'how' you remained so calm; she wouldn't have like me. I just can't put up with them these days.

That’s exactly what came to my mind when I saw her!

I lost patience with his patience

Your verbal description made me chuckle :-)

We need a satalite with lasers for days like this

How did he read my mind like that? The exact thoughts going through my head at time he spoke

Great choice of words, hit the nail on the old head there - I actually think you were an example of patience, top lad

ts at times like this one realises why the English langue contains contains measured degrees of insults to so effectively temper our frustration. Sir, spoken like a gent.

that's sounds just like me. waiting for some fat git to move lol

I'd've sat there for another five minutes, to make the other one wait.

She was obviously in there having lunch

These punts are everywhere all sizes all shapes and colours

I'd have been tempted to get out of the car and make a quick call to make her mate wait for a bit.

She was proper taking the piss with leaving her door open and reversing towards you. Patience of a saint. I would have dragged that guy out of the blue car for starters lol.

The way of the absolute selfish world we live in.ME ME ME.

To right, as ugly as her car and the style of her parking. Very discraceful and rude. I imagine her neighbours must enjoy her company too (NOT!)

The suspension on that vehicle must be f#cked.

A cow doesn't take this long to move out of the way, maybe a donkey

Tramps like that get you into trouble, I would have broke every pane of glass in both cars

It’s just par for the course nowadays unfortunately! Get yourself a JCB and try that run again? Even better, call the fire brigade!👍🏻

Looks like something out of fat slangs

I would destroy her car by then. You have so much patience

Great example of female privilege. You do get men doing it but there is always the undeclared threat of violence with two men that tends to hold things back. These two athletes know full well the odds on you getting out of the car and it escalating to fisty cuffs are very unlikely. In the words of Bill Burr, "Do you realise what an asshole I would be to others if it was socially unacceptable to smack me in the mouth for it?" Women like this, lets be honest are fairly rare, most men and women are fairly considerate

Should have told her the all you can eat buffet was half price and she'd have been gone in a in two milkshakes of a double cheese burger with fries.

Get it out of our street lol. 🤣🤣

No common sense and definitely not a looker!!

How did I know exactly what she looked like before I even saw her

That is beyond ignorance. You were way too patient, i wouldn't have been able to, your a better person than me.

I am the most patient person in the world ( I've had 4 kids!! ) but get me behind the wheel and I'm an impatient demon. I wouldve lost the plot here..lol

Legitimately spat my tea at the “get it shifted” haha!

I would have have reversed back after poking holes 🕳 in all 4 tyres

Just had a long night shift, got home made a cuppa and this popped up on UKposts... had me crying laughing... thank you 😄😄

I believe the word is Heffer

This a situation where you could do with a pop up crane on the car. Move it for them! lol

This is getting a far to regular occurrence with people, there is a fuck you jack I’m alright attitude and it getting worse

Should have taken a wheel brace to its windscreen!

She almost tripped over her flaps.

Drivers in Mexico City would have honked their hearts out in a situation like that. You ŕeacted incredibly patient.

🤣🤣🤣 absolutely loved the spot on description of that lard ass at 1:31 🤣🤣

It's untaxed atm, I wonder if someone less patient than you had enough of her shit.

I'd have gladly taken the hit on my no claims bonus to resolve this.

Thats rather a picturesque area, shame about the lardy blob though. After being as patient as you were i think i would have to grab her keys out of the ignition & popped them down the nearest drain.

Admire your patience mate .. waiting for her to eat all those pies ! 🤣

I would have got out, locked my car and left it there but then again my car is a POS! 🤣

Loving the drifters playing in the back ground

Kudos to you man, you are not only very patient with the drivers but you also liked every comment and from what I can tell commented on nearly every single one!!

🎶 Saturday night at the movies... 🎶 And then Earth Wind & Fire. Nice soundtrack!