Takes a true showman to do FUNNY clean comedy, master comedian.

Everything he said about a Volkswagen bug was 100% spot on. My Dad had 2 of them. Oh wait the second one was a 'superbeetle'.

"Dad? What does Coupe de Ville mean? "It's a French word meaning boat." So true.😂😂😂😂

Top tier comedian right there.

Love, love Jeff Allen, so much, actually everything he says is spot on and makes it hilarious!

Oh my gosh I can’t handle how hilarious this guy is!!!

Funny and clean. You see, it can be done!

Only just found this guy. I hope my underpants eventually dry.

Jeff Allen is my favorite comedian

You can actually tell jokes without cussing wow,,,excellent

Love this guy and one of the very rare comedians who is actually clean. You can show him to anybody without being embarrassed over the XX rated content. Philip

This guy is hilarious and the comedy is clean (what a concept). Listen and enjoy.

One of the best comedy bits I've ever seen. Nice job!!

Loved your routine! Kids are so dense about cars. I made my daughter learn how to change a tire by hand, change the oil, gap the spark plugs. She learned to drive and bought a computerized car! Traitor!

He is hilarious and clean.

That 66 caddy horn had me dying. Lol

My new favorite comic we need more!!!

When I was in the air force one of my friends had a 69 Chrysler New Yorker. We called it the Gray Ghost. Power everything, nothing worked.

Yea… love that going full speed down the freeway, hanging on for dear life….. and people passing you going 45

I never heard of him. Now I have to find more if him.

Funniest bit he has. I almost fainted laughing so much!

I like this comedian. Not once did I hear him say any of that "he slike" "I slike" foolishness that many comedians use.

"Gym shoes" Straight outta Chicago!!!! 😂

😂🤣😂🤣 the VW jokes

Oh dear Gert! The Bug bit....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

First car a Plymouth Horizon with unassisted rack n pinion. Started sliding around one snowy night from work. I found Jesus that night. 😳😳😳

I drove my dad's Geo Metro. I could park anywhere in that thing. Got great gas mileage too.

"All she was thinking about was things you have to do" - FREAKING HILARIOUS My wife has a Geo Prism when we got married, we are shipping her old 70s VW Beatle to our house to fix for my son to drive. This video was awesome

Love the bit about the Bug...my friend had one. While in the Air Force (1970), I decided to splurge and go "top of the line" and bought a Volkswagen Khamann Ghia. Brand New, fully loaded- including the wimpy horn - LOL it set me back $2500

This guy made me laugh so hard I gasped for air! Love this guy.

Omg..when my husband and I were dating he owned a grimlin...lol..every time we went over a cattle grate the muffler fell off or a hole in the road...lol...he kept old wire hangers in the back floorboard to tie it back up...lol

I laughed until I had tears in my eyes.

Very very funny and original material 👏😂

One of my friends used to drive a 76 brown Datson. We used to call it "The Turd Car."

One of the best skits ever! Love Jeff Allen!

I'm sending this video to my father, a mechanic who can usually fix anything with an engine. Its perfect. His specialty? Volkswagons. His addiction? Volkswagon buses. Love of his life? Undecided. His favorite quality about his spouse? Not sure, maybe her beauty since she's a classic, maybe her interior, maybe her rear end, headlights, or shine, but I think its when she doesn't try his patience, give him any problems, or tell him the way he repaired her is wrong when he's working on her or fixing her to run just right. He just wants her to listen the first time so he can sell her & purchase his next project. Nevermind the lady inside the house who says she's his wife.... My dad, my hero & most stubborn man I've ever met taught me the value of a dollar, hard work, productiveness, taking care of your things, never giving up, & having a hobby. His wife... She's a damn saint! Her quiet, still, relaxed calm, patience, love, acceptance & understanding, who knows when to disengage...she's priceless!

Haha! My first car was a 1976 Ford Pinto. It was fun going forward, but you did NOT want to stop suddenly with cars behind you! 🥺

7:45 that laugh XD 😂😂

😂 Had a ‘74 Bug ... thought the ‘heater’ would melt my shoes!

That junk joke is perfect for me! Had a junk car for 5+ years while paying off student loans and never once thought twice about parking next to that a**hole who parks on the line so that he/she can't get in the driver side , since I wasn't worried about them wanting revenge; then I went out and got a new car and the first time I tried that I realized what I had done and immediately moved to a new spot.

lol i drove Hooptys all my life.. i loved my 64 Vw Beatle...he so right ! esp the horn ..roflmao!

My girlfriend had a firefly that got over 60 mpg . Drove it 287k km and sold it still ran great . It was great for one or two people. Got over 40 mph in rush hour traffic at the end

My dad had a VW Bug when I was 6. Driving from Bereaved to Cleveland and back to see my grandparents was pure torture in the winter. My mother buried us in blankets and we prayed for some heat from the front of the car. 20 below and Lake effect snow? Your ass if frozen solid!

You are so funny! I love it.

I just love the way this man tells jokes, you know, ones that you could tell your grandmother or young child ! Thanks Jeff

I Got My License In A 66 Coup DeVille..My Grandmothers😂😂

Well done...

My truck is a 1st gen dodge pickup. I love it. They all stay away.

So, 6:36 funny. Thank you, Jeff. I related to every word. God Bless

He is spot on about the Volks Wagon Beetle. What defroster ?It only worked in the summer Also loved my 1995 Cadillac Deville. The air filter on the Cadillac was the size of the state of Rhode Island.

Hilarious!

A carburetor built by Hoover! Brilliant! :)

...72 deville ...miss that car!

My first car was a '65 Chevy Impala. Miss it.

SO MUCH FUN!!

very funny guy.

Oddly enough I had my biggest speeding ticket ever in a geo metro

So, funny my jaws hurt lol

He was right about the Carb on that thing is had the suction of a hoover and a kirby combined

My first car was a 1965 Chevy Impala- 4 door! This is true; I went to my local Unemployment office to do some business. I parked in the parking lot in a parking stall, when I came out of the EDD office to where I parked my car, the front tire, the driver side, WAS ON the 5-6 inch high cement curb! And on the ground was the aluminum corner trim with a small gash in the middle of it. I told myself What did they hit my car with? Another '65 Chevy? That is the honest truth. To this day I have no ideal what happened. And no, there was no other damage to my car.

Reminds me of my old ford explorer. Lol the power steering was out on that after 3 years. Had real nice AC though.

We bought our daughter her first car, it was a Geo. The deal was we put the down payment on it and she pays for it. We had to repossess the car so we drove it. I really liked it except it was way too loud. Every working part under the hood could be heard. LOL But it had great get up and go! Was awesome on gas. Had plenty of room but it was uncomfortable for longer rides. I love Jeff Allen, he's so funny!!

This guy is really funny!

I remember the first time I filled up my '78 Eldorado... I thought "I've driven this pretty far on one tank, maybe the gas mileage isn't as terrible as they say." Eighty dollars and 25 gallons later she was full, the gas tank is like a bottomless money pit!

How old is this clip? He is on Dry Bar Comedy 2019 and is grey haired and hunch old. Plus here he reminds me of the father in the Munsters.

How bad is it that my dream car is a bug? Lmfao

My Dad made the mistake many years ago of buying a 4 seat Geo Metro for our family of 5. We about tore that car up. First of all, 3 cylinders is never enough. Thats nothing more than a souped-up moped. Secondly, they put a 5-speed manual transmission on it. With an engine that weak, it shouldn't have had more than a 4-speed, because you rarely use 5th gear with a 3 cylinder engine, there's just not enough power there. There's a certain hill coming out of Ozark, Arkansas on U.S. 64 that we travelled often. Most stick shifts can pull that hill in 4th gear, some maybe have to go to 3rd....our Geo Metro?? 2nd. And barely crawling up the slow lane! You MAYBE could do it in 3rd if you had 3 people or less on board. And you can forget about air conditioning! I was ELATED when he got rid of that hunk of junk!

Luv this guy just 2 gud

True about junkers. Never a problem with my 2004 Toyota Tiger diesel pick up. Runs strong, drives good and looks like crap. Nobody tries to take my right of way away with their nice late model vehicles. No one wants to steal it and if it gets keyed, I have a new pinstripe.

my dad will concur with this, the focus is the worst automobile he's ever driven! no joke, his boss said he didn't want it cause it "worked" so bad and he apologized when he found out that my dad got it! lol

i had a geo metro its so true that car was slow as dirt

Just learned of this guy. He is younger on this one but he really is funny. No profanity.

haha LOVE IT ! ..

When your child tells you he is going to drive next year 😂😂😂prayer time on the way to church with learners permit 🥳on way to Cracker Barrel .. ?? .. 32,000 truck ?? D “ in math 😂😂.. going to travel agent now after getting hit in used car🥳.. spare engine in the trunk 😂happy horn 😱😂driving a bug 😂😂flame thrower on floor board when use heater 😂😂Volkswagen Heater😂... the wife was praying when he was driving crazy 🥳😂😂😂 coupe horn 🥳🥳🥳Cadillac 66 crushing 😂😂🥳Wife asks fatal question 😂👏?? Thinking ? How many miles per gallon does the 😂😂 car get ??

My first car was a '61 VW bug, 10 years old. First gear slipped, so I had to hold the stick shift going up a hill until I put it into 2nd. The heater was wired into the "on" position, and yes, I remember how HOT it got. I also remember how weak the headlights were. They did NOT shine down the road very far. When I was in labor with my first child, my visiting mother decided to drive us to the hospital via the freeway...in my VW. (She was used to her Pontiac Grand Prix.) If I hadn't been in such discomfort, I would have enjoyed all her complaints much more.

That laugh at 7:44 😂

Truly funny

You’re hilarious. Here’s a freebie, Jeff. You should do a Herman Munster act. You look just like him.

This guy is hilarious my first car was a 65 Buick Wildcat do every bit of 120 miles an hour down the road there was just one problem you couldn't stop that monster

Nice Jeff

Haha this is great😂👊🏻

67 bug. A whopping 40hp!

Ran over a SCHIFF in my car and messed up the suspension

Easy on the Bug. Designed in the 1930 for crying out loud. One of the biggest selling cars of all time. It had character and could float! They were manufacturing quarter million a year in the 50s. Put that in context... In the 50s This guy's hilarious!!

Amen

My first car was a Dodge Demon with a slant six. Then a Dodge Dart. When I was 18, working my first full time job, I was promoted to department foreman and they more than doubled my pay. I went to the Pontiac dealership and bought a Firebird from the showroom floor. They opened those big glass doors and I drove it out onto the street, feeling king of the world. Wish I still had that car. I still have dreams about it and that was 42 years ago. A buddy of mine once said, "remember high school, when every guy had $100 car with a $400 radio?" Now that was funny, and somewhat true. Nowadays, kids are driving Mercedes and Escalades to school.

Back when comedy was actually funny!

Good

This guy is funny as hell but is it me or does he look suspiciously like Herman Monstor? I hit a nightcrawler, plublop. GOOD THING THE SUN ROOF WAS OPEN! 🤣🤣🤣

Ryan Gosling in 20 years...

very cool much video

That was funny.

Had a service truck that had the same horn and lucky if you got to 60

Funny, funny, funny

My dad had a very long white Cadillac in Germany beginning of the 1970s. I still have photos. Those were real cars. Nowadays u could not find a parking space with them. They were called Strassenkreuzer in Germany. Street cruisers.

Nice horn!! Fuckin funny!!

The 60s and 70s, when everything that came out of Detroit was a "land yacht".

He had a T.V . show at one time.

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No. He is not Tim Allen’s brother. No relation