Jim Jefferies Doesn't Understand Americans
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5 років томуJim talks about American things he doesn't quite understand, having a job at a young age, working the Filet-O-Fish station at McDonalds and he reveals why he eventually got fired.
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Jim Jefferies Doesn't Understand Americans
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@NxDoyle 5 років тому
Professional Australians always seem to be at least 25% more Australian when they're overseas.
@gaelic229 5 років тому
Professional ........ hhmm. its ok .. you can say, whores :-)
@patrickmcshane7658 5 років тому
tie me kangaroo down mate
@richo6537 5 років тому
PATRICK McShane Give me koala back Jack
@patrickmcshane7658 5 років тому
Cool J McCool I hate Quantus
@richo6537 5 років тому
PATRICK McShane I don't know what your talking about, I thought you were referencing "tie me kangaroo down" song my bad.
@shee3536 5 років тому
Day/Month/Year is the only way to do it.
@Ozepyon09 5 років тому
Year/Month/Day is much better
@JunixKuizon 5 років тому
Ozepyon09 not really! So if someone ask you todays date you say 2018 Oct 10th?
@MTOvideos 5 років тому
However its faster to say "February 16th 2012" than it is to say "The 16th of February 2012". Also its just cleaner when incrementing days "2/16, 2/17, 2/18" vs "16/2, 17/2, 18/2" its just much better the US way.
@BlinkLed 5 років тому
As a programmer I agree with Year/Month/Day.
@JunixKuizon 5 років тому
NetWalkthroughs totally different. The data is formatted differently during display. No one displays data in ccyymmdd format.
@Lolleka 5 років тому
- "I didn't know that about you!" - "... Why would you?!"
@jeremylabove5339 4 роки тому
Yes thats what they said
@sahaj5031 4 роки тому
I died 😂😂
@heathermca1351 4 роки тому
2:18
@phatasssheep8338 4 роки тому
Ricky Gervais, bill burr and Jim Jeffries. That would be the trio of dreams.
@a5ym 4 роки тому
read my mind
@brindlebucker4741 4 роки тому
But see, it gets boring when it's all so similar.
@Mudaseki 4 роки тому
Bill hates Ricky tho...so probably wouldn´t be that fun.
@Mudaseki 4 роки тому
@Rosida Andriyana I don´t really know why, and I guess hate is a strong word. But he was very displeased with Rickys first Golden globes shows, thought it was hacky to come there and just diss people. It´s from his podcast 7-8 years ago tho so who knows, things may have changed.
@andrewhnamte1315 4 роки тому
@@Mudaseki I don't think Bill hates him He just don't get why Ricky did the job.
@entwistlefromthewho 5 років тому
I'd love to see a conversation between Jim Jeffries and Ricky Gervais
@stevehunt914 5 років тому
wow, thats an interesting mix! for some reason i REALLY don't see them getting on.
@stevehunt914 5 років тому
47 hours straight 28 pots of coffee 52 cigarettes and i still couldn't have fashioned a more perfect 'internet psycho' comment well done guy... you must be a big hit with the rest of the guys in the ward!! can we be mates?, you sound awesome! ps,.. definitely get more guns, you sound the right amount of 'stable' to own at least ten more.
@mentalmaud8894 5 років тому
Steve Hunt 😂😂😂😂😂
@doeyjiaz4798 5 років тому
Theyre both painfully PC urethra lickers, why watch
@stevehunt914 5 років тому
Why pretend to be someone funny when you're really someone who doesn't understand humour?
@amjadwarsi7417 5 років тому
He is spot on with regards to the stupidity of the American system of measurements. Metric system is the best and the most logical.
@unc54 5 років тому
Not when it comes to height. There is a sense of relativity there that makes much more sense in the imperial system.
@fannikingapocsveiler3736 5 років тому
There's a sense of relativity in the metric system too though? Any system that involves a succession of things will have it.
@jonhall4858 5 років тому
Actually the "American" system is the British Imperial measurement system, it's just that the British upgraded to metric and America continues to use the superceded, British, Imperial system. Look it up. You know, a foot was the length of the King's foot, advanced stuff like that.
@madman2u 5 років тому
+Hemanth Swarna *It* really doesn't because it's not logical. The only way it makes sense to you is because you've learned the set measurements. Generally speaking a foot is not a set measurement since feet come in different sizes. It'd be the same as having measurements in trees and define a tree as 10 meters tall even though trees comes in many different sizes. It's completely arbitrary just like the imperial system.
@lefterisphasarias8934 5 років тому
Hemanth Swarna what sense of relativity are you talking about? feet? i'm supposed to look at someone and imagining in my head how many steps i would take on them to cover them face to toe? and even then, its not about my foot's length but a dead king's one, so i would still be off. No, i dont get it, it still makes zero sense.
@MrJchristopher7 5 років тому
the metric system needs to be adopted by everyone. it is just more accurate and it makes sense.
@NellieKAdaba 5 років тому
Right
@timzimlich1301 5 років тому
Did you know water freezes and boils at different pressure levels? Even the supposedly more precise metric system makes a simple common sense call in the way temperature is measured. if you wanted to be precise you would have to say 100 degrees celsius is the boiling point for water _at sea level_
@Josh-se2sj 5 років тому
Tyrant it’s not YOUR system though is it, invented in Britain, and even we went “yeh this metric stuff is better, we”ll just keep miles for the roads though”
@Josh-se2sj 5 років тому
Tyrant 🤷🏼♂️ great reply, much thought put into that eh 😂
@Josh-se2sj 5 років тому
brutus brutalis nobody said it was invented in Britain 🙄
@marcoapdias 5 років тому
Jim is just a story-telling machine! His interviews are never the same, always have some new funny stories to tell. Amazing.
@insanitywhiskers694 5 років тому
I'm American and I don't understand Americans either.
@AurioDK 3 роки тому
Very late answer. There is nothing to understand, with such vast cultural differences it´s practically impossible to agree on almost anything collectively. Americans aren´t on a railroad track, they are on a bumpy highway with thousands of signs wanting each individual to go in a different direction. The big issue you are facing now is the adversarial mentality which mr. Trump unfortunately seems to be fueling, on top of that your very opinionated news media isn´t helping.
@Poemi10304 3 роки тому
Well, people suck, you know?
@MJFAN666 5 років тому
That was like a free standup routine for the audience. Pretty great.
@xchx544 5 років тому
His newest special is awesome!
@lukas.strautins 5 років тому
How old are you, 12?
@TheAnnorexicElephant 5 років тому
All talk show interviews are "bits", this was great
@ekuliyo 5 років тому
Comedians always tell talk show hosts what to ask them to be able to launch into their bit. So Jimmy asked him "how long have you been in America now?" to launch him into the coin bit, and then "what did you do before you were a comedian?" to launch him into the McDonald's bit. I'd bet 100 bucks all these stories are in his next stand-up special.
@XboxGOLDFree 5 років тому
Yeah it sounded really forced when he asked that question lol
@hectorpcmr. 5 років тому
It seems like Jim Jefferies can talk for an eternity, and I would listen while laughing my ass off.
@MattBizzle10000 3 роки тому
Im convinced the imperial system of measurement was invented by a bunch of drunk mathematicians rolling dice.
@kardiaclark8111 3 роки тому
OMG hahahaha it's funny 'cause it's true 😂
@jonathanallard2128 3 роки тому
If the dice were also drunk.
@vedrankrajinovic848 3 роки тому
It's just an old system. All cultures used to have similar measurements, like fingers, elbows, steps, days of horse-back riding, etc. And every country that uses the metric system has actually switched to it at some point.
@gazzaclarkson2547 3 роки тому
It was in Persia, thousands of years ago. Try doing some research, you uneducated prick. And then try working out why it still works better than the metric system, even today. But that would require you having to think, so I won't hold my breath.
@Qui-9 3 роки тому
@@gazzaclarkson2547 that's pretty abrasive, WTF is your problem to reply like that? It's just a joke.
@aamirtanoli4084 5 років тому
Fully agree with metric system and date format in US. THAT. REALLY. IS. STUPID
@faithfulrose5372 5 років тому
Aamir Tanoli why does the date format bother you though it just a different way it’s not hurting you is it
@aamirtanoli4084 5 років тому
FaithFul Rose America literally lost an orbiter because of the miscalculation by NASA purely because of the metric system. And why it bothers me is perfectly explained by the guest in the show
@aamirtanoli4084 5 років тому
Chris Eli hi Chris, i am in my homeland and i have no plans to come to America. So, you dont have to waste your energy driving me back to my homeland :) Have a good weekend
@faithfulrose5372 5 років тому
Aamir Tanoli I said the date format not the metric system itself need to learn how to read before you come for me like that and I agree with the metric system with science and math
@aamirtanoli4084 5 років тому
FaithFul Rose oh my bad, but last part of my reply was specific about why date format bothers me. As jim explains it, it just makes sense to have day, month, year.
@blackbird351 5 років тому
"Can I swear?" after he's already been bleeped out twice .
@marymary1888 4 роки тому
Blackbird why beep it out?
@art.sthetic1615 4 роки тому
Mary Mary because it’s America, you can’t swear on national television like abc and nbc bc of.... kids I guess? lol
@marymary1888 4 роки тому
art.sthetic _18 what kids would be watching this, in Australia they have sworn for decades on tv
@art.sthetic1615 4 роки тому
Mary Mary Idk bro, idk
@paulmedcalf362 5 років тому
Jim Jefferies is pure gold! from the lack of laughs from the audience though it sounds like the title should read "americans don't understand jim jefferies"
@mikewilliams258 5 років тому
SS 44 I think you need to have a hearing test.
@johndefriee1982 5 років тому
yeah he was speaking chinese!!
@billygrey8087 5 років тому
It’s because he’s not funny.
@zero71234 5 років тому
@@billygrey8087 It's because you can't criticize 'murica
@jasonburris334 5 років тому
I think it's because most of them know his show is highly edited to make him look good and his guests look like crap and it's kind of uncomfortable to cheer for a lying piece of human garbage... no matter how funny he happens to be.
@a.t.3192 5 років тому
"They use chicken now" 😂😂😂😂
@kardiaclark8111 3 роки тому
I'm not convinced 😂
@doommuffinz5276 5 років тому
😂 "Ididnt get anything, but I had a lot of dreams"
@lilquorey723 5 років тому
I thought he said drinks
@T3hub3r1337 5 років тому
No, he didnt. The whole 'American Dream' Idea is a huge butt end for his jokes. Because frankly, it is a joke.
@lilquorey723 5 років тому
We’re not even talking about that.
@madbear3512 4 роки тому
That why it called a dream because you have to be asleep to see it
@natedavies954 4 роки тому
As I was watching, I was thinking back to working at Subway at 17. And yep, I can totally relate 😂
@doc4062 4 роки тому
I remember when McDonald's switched from Styrofoam to cardboard. I remember it because I thought to myself; "Someday they should try switching to meat".
@lynnwilson1797 3 роки тому
Jim, I'm with you 100% on the metric system. One of the greatest disappointments of my life is having to give up on trying to convince Americans that our system is STUPID! They just can't understand
@Crimethoughtfull 10 місяців тому
I moved to New Zealand a few years ago from the US--man, metric is just the greatest.
@jamesimeson8554 4 роки тому
I could listen to Jim talk all day. Imagine going to the pub with him over beers. Wow
@Barnstormer79 Рік тому
Yeah like every Australian pub...
@TheKamilkrawczak 5 років тому
You just let Jim loose and step back..
@goodgaiawitch8800 5 років тому
the rabid Jeffries show
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@TheKamilkrawczak 5 років тому
Comedy is a matter of taste. Jim is not for everyone but I think he's fantastic.
@christopherrichardson6092 5 років тому
I SO TOTALLY agree with Jeff about the date format... I've been saying that foreva!!!
@artgoat 5 років тому
Actually, the dime says "one dime," which doesn't really say ANYTHING about how much it's worth.
@sycois 4 роки тому
What do you mean? It's worth 1 dime!
@l.h.9747 4 роки тому
@@sycois yes but how many dimes are a dollar
@GabrielHernandez-hj1iz 4 роки тому
Dime comes from the latin word “decem”, which is ten. English is a derivation of latin.
@jafsantos 4 роки тому
@@GabrielHernandez-hj1iz More like influnced
@kinderjoker 4 роки тому
@@GabrielHernandez-hj1iz You say this like the "average" American knows Latin or what it is. I bet most of them would think Latin means South America.
@kadafi4lyf 5 років тому
he's from my local town in melbourne called st kilda. we love him here!
@AT-st5dr 4 роки тому
yakikadafi no he’s not he’s from Sydney.
@maggie198333 5 років тому
I agree. U.S. should use metric system.
@zayzanotti1399 5 років тому
maggie198333 Too late now
@Sasquatch-Mountain 5 років тому
Yeah, USA should probably get with the times and join the rest of the world... Keep in mind NASA actually had to use metric system just to accomplish going to the moon. Cause imperial is so wack it literally doesn't even make sense to rocket scientists lol
@jeffreyslater6556 5 років тому
DailyChronical that’s completely false. They used the engineering system. It’s the SI system which is similar to the imperial but measurements are divided by ten. So an inch is split into ten parts.
@Sasquatch-Mountain 5 років тому
Most physicists and engineers in the United states use metric these days.
@nelsonw.9483 5 років тому
Imperial system makes no sense
@FixItAngel 5 років тому
4:02 at age 14 you can work for McDonald’s in Australia
@tackett7166 5 років тому
Fix It Angel 14 in some states in the U.S.
@GODDESSVEE28 5 років тому
It's actually 14 and 9 months if were are talking semantics lol
@jamesf4083 3 роки тому
Wow, that’s some amazing comprehension skills there
@ninjacat4929 3 роки тому
😂😂
@cinnasharon980 3 роки тому
My daughter was working at 14 with my permission in US. Simple.
@RobespierreChelsea 5 років тому
The tax is not included into the item price tickets in the supermarkets. Drifts me into a thousand yard stare every time. 😂
@stephenvaldez6335 4 роки тому
The majority of states do not collect tax on food purchased at supermarkets. The price on the label is the exact amount you pay. That’s only for food, Everything else in the supermarket is taxed. And of course the sales tax that you have to pay will vary from state to state. Madness lol
@jl1998ch 4 роки тому
Right, I hated shopping in America because it‘s always more expensive than you thought. Why is that? Why can‘t they just include the taxes on price tags like most countries do?
@Thrill98 4 роки тому
it looks cheaper for deadbrain customers
@BraveFencer 3 роки тому
Whatyalookinat it’s part of their scam
@plasticoyster8131 3 роки тому
The conservative American response is “well then how do I know how much I’m being taxed?? I don’t want the government hiding anything” When in Australia we just know “It’s 10% unless it’s one of those magic tax free things, like apples (but not tampons), that we don’t discover until the checkout. We know what we pay. That’s what makes Australia great. We can worry about how much the tax is when we look at the receipt later. My top priority is my budget
@paulforryan4253 5 років тому
Jimmy Kimmel makes me glad that the UK has Graham Norton and Johnathan Ross.
@Danno1983 4 роки тому
Our Graham Norton is a .National Treasure
@jonjaquez 5 років тому
This guys funniest when he's not trying
@jesscateyesquad 5 років тому
jon jaquez yeah that feels like me😀😀😀tell a joke no one laughs but laugh when just regular me 😀😀😀
@justinkirschenman2232 5 років тому
J. Harris. He hasn't been funny in a while.
@BruceWayne-us3kw 5 років тому
I’m like that too.
@theoriginal1647 5 років тому
I recon his funniest when his pissed
@CaliGirlJade 5 років тому
J. Harris. Your sense of humor is odd then.
@JohnnyRoseofVersailles 5 років тому
Jim is outlining all annoyances us non Americans have with the US.
@LeifEricson123 5 років тому
Joni Rose Going back to watch it again for educational purposes.
@animock3051 5 років тому
Dark Days >orange joffrey Are Dems really this butthurt?
@TheAgentAssassin 5 років тому
So what happens in the US when you bring in a Honda Civic for repair work? You can buy a vowel if you want , or phone a friend.
@bluflare12345 5 років тому
Animock yes
@bluflare12345 5 років тому
Sean King obama turned my hardcore democrat parents into conservatives. He did a lot of good, but didn't fufil a lot of his promises.
@Skankhunt42.... 3 роки тому
He's so right about the silly date thing. It makes no sense to list the month first. Always throws me off. Here you say the day first. Like today... 24/10/2020
@SuperLeica1 2 роки тому
I prefer my own system, fex 2021-0602. Far better in spreadsheets.
@dr.christopherdiaz4473 4 роки тому
Jim: If the gays came out with a better chicken sandwich... Popeyes: Hold my beer
@thehellyousay 5 років тому
Quadrupled the work without quadrupling the pay. How American.
@HotCrossJuns 3 роки тому
He was working in Australia at the time tho...
@OscarBlancoSketchToon_com 5 років тому
Comedians that rant are the best! Jim and Bill Burr are great examples of just how great it can be! You just go along for the ride! There are many others that would simply go off, not necessarily on a rant, but just non-stop machine gun jokes, and for that, there was no one better than Robin Williams. RIP.
@HyperVectra 4 роки тому
Best thing about the metric system? 1 Litre of water weighs 1 Kilo
@i3osco717 4 роки тому
Also its 1decimeter x 1 decimeter x 1 decimeter.
@HyperVectra 4 роки тому
@@i3osco717 Oh ok, thanks! Come on USA, switch to the damn metric system. Its just you guys and Burma/Myanmar & Liberia who use it. I don't know why you didn't switch after the boston tea party & war of independence... damn the British! The french came up with the metric system and even gave you Lady Liberty yet abusing the french is like a national sport.
@LanaMuckraker 4 роки тому
@@HyperVectra it will never happen. US is one of the most tribal and stubborn cultures that think anything that might improve on things is a threat. Im a carpenter and say you want to divide 87 inches in 10 parts. 8.7" ? nope! its a bit complicated. Get a decimal and convert to fractions of eights or 16th. With metric, 87 centimeter divided by 10 is 8.7 centimeters. No calc needed.
@rvdb7363 4 роки тому
I often use that fact if the measuring cup is in the dishwasher. Need 400 milliliters? Just weigh 400 grams. I only realised how convenient the metric system is when I tried to bake a cake from an American recipe. I ended up buying a complete set of measuring spoons and cups in the American system, because having to convert all these different measurements to the metric system drove me crazy
@hashtagunderscore3173 4 роки тому
@@rvdb7363 This is why Europeans can't cook. You all have no realistic means of measuring spices. In the US, it's a teaspoon of salt. In the metric system, it's 4.2 grams. Do you really measure out 4 grams of salt? I doubt it.
@lachiem2424 Рік тому
I don't know what it is but whenever any Australian goes overseas, we have to act as Australian as possible. And its the best. 😂
@ATidw1 5 років тому
Im American and I don’t even understand us.
@nick260682 5 років тому
Alissa Leigh It stands for “United States”
@ATidw1 5 років тому
what?
@ginge641 5 років тому
@@ATidw1 Wooooooosh
@bobcharlotte8724 5 років тому
I understand you're the best and have the greatest country on Earth, because all of you say it so much.
@nikolinac.4237 5 років тому
And you have the biggest debt in the world also
@ThatTempesTGuy 5 років тому
I was drinking a sip of my water when you said "nuggets", I am now cleaning the water off my monitor and keyboard...
@Harkness197 4 роки тому
I love how he always sounds drunk lol
@drTinta 4 роки тому
Yeah I also thought that, he always sounded drunk :)
@quuks 4 роки тому
He is always drunk a bit
@marymary1888 4 роки тому
We all sound that way lol
@abbycross90210 4 роки тому
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's just an Australian thing, both sounding and being.
@ultimategamer2669 2 роки тому
And yet he's still pretty smart, somehow? No idea how that works...
@Ti4g00liveira 5 років тому
Why is the crowd so dead? He's hilarious!
@marioux1474 3 роки тому
They're too obtuse to understand lol
@NebraskaGonvilleJones 3 роки тому
Nick Halden Jimmy wasn’t giving anything to Jim. Almost felt like he was belittling him rather than feeding him like a good host should. I think the crowd was picking up on this
@KamilG225 5 років тому
I think anyone can listen to him tell a story for hours. One of the best story tellers out there!
@cassandro9445 4 роки тому
I love how he sounds just slightly drunk ❤️
@01HGG 3 роки тому
He probably is 😂
@louispks 4 роки тому
Jimmy Kimmel has cupcakes in the dressing rooms. Graham Norton has alcohol.
@carolinaxavier-walsh2330 5 років тому
Thank you! Metric system - day month year - small medium large. Everything that makes sense in the world! Not in America. ahahahah
@haverjamarosi680 4 роки тому
But it doesnt ?!?!? if somebody asks you the time you got SS/MM/HH ???? No ... so dont be so cocky .... first switch to YYYY/MM/DD , than brag abought making sense!
@heftyelf 4 роки тому
@@haverjamarosi680 But we do, in fact. Especially if using an analogue watch/clock rather than a digital one. We say, for example, "it's almost (seconds) twenty (minutes) to four (hour)". We don't say "it's three thirty nine and sixteen seconds"
@haverjamarosi680 4 роки тому
@@heftyelf How you write it ?!?!?! and how you say it if its, for example a runtime of any sort? So lame coput .... its like sayin you dont say meter first and cm last cos you can say ' i am 3 cm short of being 2 meters .... but it still doesnt change the fact everybody say one-ninetiseven And if i tell some1 we meet at five-forty everybody will be there at 5:40 (H:mm)
@heftyelf 4 роки тому
@@haverjamarosi680 On run times, we agree. On height, one-ninety-seven is short for one hundred and ninety seven centimetres, not one metre and ninety seven centimetres. If you tell someone to meet at five forty, that's digital format. In analogue format you would meet them at twenty to six
@vivadjango 4 роки тому
Not in the United States! (of America) The rest of America uses the metric system.
@1980alsful 2 роки тому
100% - putting the month first is just absolute insanity
@ZER0-- 4 роки тому
I'm so with Jim about the way Americas do the date. It should be the day, the month, and then the year. It really is that simple.
@jimsimpson2499 3 роки тому
Real simple,!
@ThaPliskin 5 років тому
I love the title, it discribes almost every one of his bits...
@mylesmudge 5 років тому
It doesn't say 10 anywhere on the dime. It says "one dime"
@josearqco 4 роки тому
Keep it! is a cultural thing, if someone doesn't know, they can (and have to) learn. So we don't have to be that lazy, there's no problem at all with using both systems; if it was for that, there only would be one language, wich would be such an awful thing.
@jeremylabove5339 4 роки тому
Dime=1/10th of one whole
@cameronf3343 4 роки тому
Take it from my American self; I’ve taught myself (and solely use) the metric system for the past 4 years, and have been doing day/month/year for about 3 years now. I’m 19, and because I’m only 2 years out of K12, I tell you; we don’t do a thing with metric. Even in Chemistry class we were doing oz’s in the beakers for some reason.
@Nemspy 5 років тому
I like the way he's comfortable enough in his Australianness to pronounce Fillet O' Fish the Australian/Commonwealth way and not translate himself for Americans. I found myself translating when I lived in the US. Now that I am back home in Australia it has taken me years to lose "cell phone" and I still haven't ditched "soda". Other words I use differently depending on whether I'm talking to Australians or my American wife -- "trash/rubbish" is an example here.
@NellieKAdaba 5 років тому
I live in the States, and I feel the same, I have to talk like Americans, moving from Belgium in 1994 up til now, until I move back. I prefer saying mobile phone.
@Jen.V843 5 років тому
I'm Australian and I worked in the USA in 2004. I still say "parking lot" sometimes and I still have a soft spot for iced tea and bagels.
@KL2010 5 років тому
But he said 'gas station' instead of 'servo' or 'petrol station', and 'fries' instead of chips. He's a yank!
@dingone100 5 років тому
the saaaame
@Marshy94 5 років тому
Wait whats the yank way? Fish Fillet?
@pop5678eye 4 роки тому
The US is literally one of only two countries in the world that hasn't adopted the metric system. For a country with lagging math abilities it is quite puzzling why we still insist on a system where 'there are 12 inches in a foot, there are 3 feet in a yard, there are 1760 yards in a mile' instead of the simpler 'there are 1000 millimeters in a meter, there are 1000 meters in a kilometer.'
@howler6490 Рік тому
America adopted the metric system MANY YEARS AGO...Officially. However, companies and folks refused to re-tool and the us is still struggling under IMPERIAL measurements.
@donprincoify 5 років тому
He reminds me of one of my Dad's mates.My mother couldn't stand him because he had no filter and took way too many liberties but my father always kept him around.My father insisted he was the only friend he could trust to keep him grounded.
@tkaz123 5 років тому
Yo, was this dude eating hot cheetos before his appearance? His lips are a BRIGHT red.
@TheHua89 5 років тому
thomaskazuya I was guessing maybe a popsicle
@Serprizebuttsecks 5 років тому
All jokes aside with jim it's very possible he had a bad gurn from some cocaine so might have bit them 😂 (probably not but had to be said lol)
@Sebbefilmerchannel 5 років тому
Why is this the top comment now I cant think of anything else...X)
@neelmoudgil4962 5 років тому
probably drinking alcohol
@avoiceinthefrequency9556 5 років тому
Good Eye bud. Jimmy probably playing games in the dressing room again
@KiIowatt 5 років тому
You heard him gays, start frying up some amazing chicken.
@jasminepina9058 5 років тому
😂
@MattSingh1 5 років тому
Homophobe.
@AlphynKing 5 років тому
Matthew Singh-Dosanjh Whoosh
@patrichewill5403 5 років тому
Matthew Singh-Dosanjh really??
@Sayori393 5 років тому
Whoosh
@TheDerider 4 роки тому
Thanx Jim, I just realized my old computer reset to M/D/Y and it was causing me great confusion so in Regional and Language I found the setting that says “English(Australia)”, clicked that and everything is working beaut. By the way you are a frikkin’ larrikin and good onya! 😎
@andrewdods2236 5 років тому
Me too !! American trip. "Ahhh mate, just keep it" ... hands over bunch of shrapnel (loose change in Australian slang) ......
@dilshanization 5 років тому
Jim Jefferie's accent is more australian then the australian's in australia
@doodcruise 4 роки тому
Nah we all talk like it haha
@marymary1888 4 роки тому
We all talk like that
@marymary1888 4 роки тому
We all sound the same
@brucecaldwell6701 4 роки тому
& then after that the Australians in New Zealand.
@gravedanger789 4 роки тому
@@marymary1888 don't realize we have a accent till you spend a couple of weeks in America. The we stand out a mile.
@petegtorcan 5 років тому
Totally DD/MM/YYYY Here in Canada it’s all over the place: DD/MM/YYYY, MM/DD/YYYY AND YYYY/MM/DD
@ksjaarda21 5 років тому
Pete G tell me about it it's the worst! So frustrating when doing tax returns
@AD-df5tm 5 років тому
I know! I never have any damn idea what people are doing when it comes to dates because in Canada everyone does something different.
@RanZR303 5 років тому
lol I feel you.
@jobeduardohernandez7672 5 років тому
Pete G unnj
@cmdtrigun 5 років тому
Canada doesn't know whether they're American or European... I personally think that the month is a lot more relevant than the day for info on forms
@shadowboxing1729 5 років тому
The "Hey Fella" joke was funny! Cause it's relatable... I'm very bad with names
@deborahduthie4519 3 роки тому
Good on you Jimbo.
@charlesjirkovsky14 5 років тому
If Seth MacFarlane was stung by a bunch of bees.
@josh021588 4 роки тому
@Charles James 👌🏽yes
@politerudeboi6898 4 роки тому
hahahahahahahahahaha u win today sir
@michaelwsperry 4 роки тому
Love to see Jim and Avi talk again.
@patricebennett1100 Рік тому
This guy is hilarious 🇦🇺
@guyshaddock4130 Рік тому
The way Jefferies can take such an ordinary (and sometimes contentious) issue and make it so funny is remarkable. Think how few comedians (think Robin Williams, Jonathan Winters) can improvise like Jefferies. He’s a genius!
@NewMessage 5 років тому
Choosing your ideological position based on how good the food is? I'd say he understands average Americans pretty darn well.
@nick260682 5 років тому
New Message If that was the case America would be mostly catholic or Muslim. And they aren’t.
@Cowcharge 5 років тому
It's called making a joke.
@Ardhant1 5 років тому
I see you everywhere... Enjoy your work
@neptune2644 5 років тому
3:00 exactly. Australians think like us English. rationaly, and normaly.
@haverjamarosi680 4 роки тому
EXACTLY NOT! how is it rational? Its totaly bacwards! it should be YYYY/MM/DD like any rational and normal peole use it!
@abbycross90210 4 роки тому
Yeah, the English are soooooo rational.
@neko_3851 4 роки тому
@@haverjamarosi680 so you go 2020/February(2)/25...?
@haverjamarosi680 4 роки тому
@@neko_3851 Exactly. (so now its 2020.02.25 19:44) from the biggest to the smallest
@theguywhoisaustralian1465 3 роки тому
Ah yes, the famously rational English. Invaded every country under the sun to expand their Britishness all over the world and who have soccer riots where hundreds of people die.
@cbglassiii9362 5 років тому
Day/Month/Year seems fine to me. Then again, I'm used to it via the US Navy.
@haverjamarosi680 4 роки тому
but year/month/day would make more sense! (like hour/minute/second)
@DeathWithinTenSteps 4 роки тому
Year, month, day, hour, minute, second is commonly used by a lot of nato forces though. I just assumed that was from the US. I’ve been in service so long it’s the only way I can write it now.
@onward-fp2fz 3 роки тому
6:26 lol same exact thing happened to me when I was 16. Wasnt fired but written up and suspended
@thekrevolution 5 років тому
both individuals represent the sarcastic comedy of their respective nations really well
@blazedandconfused477 5 років тому
Jim isn't an Australian comic.
@ErisRising 5 років тому
I hadn't thought about it, but Kimmel really is the master of sarcasm in late night now that Letterman and Ferguson have moved on. Fallon is so earnest that it's an awkward fit, and while Colbert employs it, he also isn't as detached as Kimmel.
@Juan_rivera 5 років тому
thekrevolution Jimmy is representative of crappy PC crap humor
@primus711 5 років тому
nobody likes kimmel fyi or jim in usa and kimmel is not funny nor does he represent it comedy of any kind he just got a show cause he is a yes man ill do whatever it takes
@jackredmond946 5 років тому
Jimmy kimmel is so boring
@simonmccauley6103 5 років тому
I watched his new Netflix special last night and I was absolutely crying with laughter. The chicken nugget shitting puking skit should come with a health warning it made me laugh that much,
@alanfoster6589 3 роки тому
13 months, each 28 days. Never changes. Holidays always fall on the same day, year after year. No confusion. One extra special day at the end of the last month to make 365 days in a year, two extra for a leap year. But no...we're still stuck on the ancient Julian calendar.
@cassiopee26 5 років тому
I clicked on that Thumb up as soon as he said that if because children are picky eaters it's because of their parents' fault. Now that's some truth served here!
@bannhim6697 4 роки тому
And me thinking that he said ,his child was a piggy eater,which in reference to the quality of the fastfood chains and pigs would have totally made sense. Pigs don't discriminate over their food,as they are known to eat everything infront of them.
@abbycross90210 4 роки тому
To be fair, being a picky eater is a major symptom of autism.
@-DaMox- 5 років тому
Jim Jefferies is great fun! Is it just me or can Jimmy K. really not be bothered with showing genuine interest in Jefferies' anecdote?
@gaelic229 5 років тому
jimmy just likes his weed :-)
@davidmaione2742 5 років тому
What do you expect? Jim Jeffries isn't bashing Trump so Kimmel isn't really interested.
@RMAGGR 5 років тому
Nah it's comedy interview 101. If the guest is funny, give them room to talk.
@ichijofestival2576 5 років тому
"RMAGGR" has got it right. I mean, where exactly was he supposed to jump in? Jeffries is clearly one of those guests where you don't really have to work. Just nod your head and he'll ramble on for six hours.
@-DaMox- 5 років тому
Ichijo Festival Maybe you misinterpret what I was saying. Didn't mean that he should have interrupted him every five seconds. It's just that he reacted to part of what Jefferies was saying the same way as a student when his daydreaming gets interrupted by the teacher. Especially towards the end with the McDonald's story...
@varadghodake495 5 років тому
I can hear Jim talk relentlessly about anything for hours.
@anotidachitando9220 5 років тому
Varad Ghodake same here
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 років тому
you really need to get down my local: it's Jim-style talk for days in there :-)
@varadghodake495 5 років тому
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey would love to be there someday
@wfcoaker1398 4 роки тому
He calls it fillet of fish! Yes! Meat comes in filets, fish comes in fillets. Lol
@RaptorJesus. 5 років тому
actually had my first fillet o' fish after this, damn you jim, you advertising pro you!
@cmila2468 5 років тому
I agree with everything lol
@claudiaam107 5 років тому
I LAUGHED SO MUCH WHEN HE SAID: “when someone asks you the date you don’t go ‘JULY’ “!!!! It’s so true! The simplest things in a day-to-day life are so weird in America! When he said the freezing and boiling temperature too! I also have 7 years living in America so I completely get it! Or like when people in America say football 🏈 (everyone else calls it American football) and they call soccer ⚽️ what the rest of the world calls Football!! Lol 😂
@DirtySouthGaming 5 років тому
Just watched the new stand up, absolute gut buster with a wholesome finish
@Johnny-lj5ef 5 років тому
The first time I saw one of jimmy's subscribe bits I decided to resist. I am now subscribed because no one should have to go hungry.
@vsquar3d 5 років тому
This dude is fkn hilarious
@moreofawave 5 років тому
He is literally one of the funniest comedians out there.
@marLamaDeo 5 років тому
His interviews aren't that funny imo, his stand up is far better.
@aternialaffsalot 5 років тому
NetMage11 found the gun nut!
@barcafanshd8378 5 років тому
Is he?
@j2times2006 5 років тому
Mildly amusing and I mean very very mild.
@muuuuuud 2 роки тому
I love his humor, but i appreciate mostly he seems like a truly decent, humble guy.
@dimitri00769 Рік тому
He definitely is all those outside of the lime light. How do I know? I’m a friend of his ☮️
@muuuuuud Рік тому
@@dimitri00769 I'm happy you got a good friend like him. Take care out there! :)
@dimitri00769 Рік тому
@@muuuuuud shout out from Australia 👋
@muuuuuud Рік тому
@@dimitri00769 Have a great afternoon! :) ...or evening..?
@dimitri00769 Рік тому
@@muuuuuud it’s Thursday 9.15pm here 👋
@carriebizz 5 років тому
I'm an Aussie and i totally agree with jim lol
@Planclanman3 5 років тому
Australians are awesome
@NellieKAdaba 5 років тому
Yes, always.
@cuntrash0 5 років тому
Yes we are
@cuntrash0 5 років тому
Tom S hahaha, you might want to do some research before you open you mouth dipshit, the majority of our economy is based on our export market, and the quality of our export products are considered second to none by the rest of the world. Shame we can’t export some intelligence to help you out you sub-par mongoloid😂
@billybob8857 5 років тому
And sand.
@dbg5744 5 років тому
Their beers are top notch, well except for fosters. But the rest are awesome Among the best out there.
@ThisWasAMistake007 5 років тому
I'm American and I don't understand Americans.
@will.s4893 5 років тому
No one does any more
@aaronstone2206 5 років тому
i'm a simple man, i see jim jefferies, i click
@psyched.shelby5391 5 років тому
nuke018 woah. Unnecessary
@rudebwoytroy 5 років тому
hes funny af
@aaronstone2206 5 років тому
Rudebwoytroy very funng
@johnnyblazem5326 5 років тому
then you are a stupid man
@Anne--Marie 5 років тому
Ditto
@boblozaintherealworld3577 3 роки тому
never saw this episode. really cool to see/hear Jeffries just react with kimmel.
@heartbreakrichy5826 4 роки тому
The way he says filet o fish is hilarious
@sheriashley7692 Рік тому
The way he says it is the only way it’s pronounced in Australia 🇦🇺
@on2wheels378 5 років тому
I was in the military (US). I write the day, month and year. Ex. 14Jul2018
@benabate7506 5 років тому
On 2Wheels I might be wrong but don’t you use the metric system as well, in the military?
@Joshua.R.Sims. 5 років тому
Ben Abate yes.
@benabate7506 5 років тому
On 2Wheels well thanks for your service anyway mate, cheers from Aus
@on2wheels378 5 років тому
Yes.
@rebeccaed2018 5 років тому
And what you call "military time"? We never write am/pm, 18:00 is six in the afternoon. Obviously... Do average americans not get that at all? I remember one guy not understanding what I meant and I was surprised he admitted it since its not hard to figure out even if youre not used to it.
@dmoonnm505sb 5 років тому
Jimmy told him there is a 5 and a 10 on the nickle and dime.. Well there is not that's how long since he touched change lol
@SmokeyTheBandit 5 років тому
No, they just say on the back of them five cents, which is just as good. The nickel in my hand has it clearly displayed...
@PBMS123 5 років тому
@@SmokeyTheBandit Yeah but for an Australian where our coins are literally just called 5c, 10c, 20c, 50c, $1, $2. Dime and nickel doesn't on the face of it tell you how much they are. It doesn't matter if it says it on the coin, it's about understanding it at the very beginning.
@T3hub3r1337 5 років тому
Get into weed culture dude, it'll make sense real quick.
@Mallrick 5 років тому
that was hilarious
@Quintinu 4 роки тому
Jimmy did not miss the opportunity to remind jim he had to sign the immigration form. Take it easy jimmy, those are just jokes
@roof1975 5 років тому
Us Canadians don't even understand them... It's all good..
@gaelic229 5 років тому
Lets talk aboot that
@MJFAN666 5 років тому
We have Nickle and dimes.. Not that we pay attention to that.
@Fireball8800 5 років тому
Ya eh
@Kloutkulture 5 років тому
Kermit of Rivia LMAO that's the thing with accepting Muslims they try and islamisize everything!!!! Soft countries let them in then play games
@phoenixb4974 5 років тому
Us americans cant even understand us
@camera423 5 років тому
This guy is right 💯
@Sold.Out.For.Freeee 2 роки тому
It’s been so long I can’t ask anyone now. So I’ll go on Jimmy Kimmel and announce it lol Jimmy
@lancebrowning4770 5 років тому
I can't handle the way he says Filet O' Fish lol
@stikndip 4 роки тому
Lance Browning I think that’s the only thing that Americans pronounce the way it should be i.e. the French way. I once heard an American boxing commentator pronounce Guillermo Rigondeaux as “ Ree-gone-dee-owks”. I almost vomited.
@aakkkbbb 3 роки тому
That's the way its pronounced here. Even in official advertising from maccas
@Icecube88 5 років тому
the u.s. needs to get rid of pennies and nickles.
@animock3051 5 років тому
Icecube88 Why?
@Icecube88 5 років тому
we waste money making pennies. they are absolutely worthless. and nickles because it makes counting easier. every number will end with a 0 or 5. if you want to make it even better, remove quarters. dimes and bills would be the only currency. every number would end with a 0. but pennies for sure should go.
@hungryblanket4413 5 років тому
Ok, how about if I have no credit card and I have to pay $4.62
@Icecube88 5 років тому
you would never have to pay .62 because pennies wouldn't exist. every number would end in a 0 or 5. right now you have to pay the .62 because pennies exist. or .61, .63, .64, and so on. if there were no pennies then it would be 4.55, 4.60, 4.65, etc. if you remove quarters then everything would be to the nearest dime.
@hungryblanket4413 5 років тому
Icecube88 that's one of the most retarded things I've ever heard, you would have to completely redo the taxing system as well as everything on the market. That would take years and the people who have pennies will be upset they they are losing money
@jasonburris334 5 років тому
Check out the uncut clip of Jim talking to Avi Yemini. It's freakin' hilarious.
@qasperr994 4 роки тому
I watched it. Avi can suck a fart with his lying ass.
@kristikoz8607 3 роки тому
Love love love Jim!!❤️🇨🇦...he’s wicked live :) ❤️ love u too jimmy;)
@Alfa-yk2qh 3 роки тому
My whole world came crushing down when they introduced the chicken mcnugget HAHA I FEEL THE SAME WAY
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