"Should have known she'd cheat on me.."

Yes, our marriage is a joke, honey?

"Jimmy Carr set us up at a gig, and yes, I knew she was slutty from the second I met her."

*mommy.

D.B. Oh poor thick American You are the anomaly here

I didn't get that joke. Why??

@@stefanosantini196 go and read viz

@@stefanosantini196 its a typical slags name from england

Please explain

@@nihalr385 I thought “Ofcourse it is” as well, it’s a little bit of a common name, she sounded like a Tracy lol

Thats what im saying this man is a genius!

Did you know that he sets up lots of those jokes by organising to have the heckler yell out

i like these videos before even watched them

Yeah their probably set up

Only from the uk

Imagine that, people finding stuff funny without being told it's funny. Only Americans would need humor to be spoonfed

Yes, they have brains

That's because, when that Lady said her name is Tracy I said Of course it is before Jimmy did.. LOL!!!!!

it's all crowds that aren't american...

​@@maxroesch7138 you ever seen the American footy chants? They need somebody at the front shouting the words for em and they repeat em back lmao, pitiful

this was in 2014

@@willdenoble1898 timestamp?

Steve Thea 4:23

Your profile pic is fucking creepy😂

You actually really can chip a tooth on like a bone or some bad stuff

@Blind Bob No one knew it then in that clip

Haha I was looking for this comment

He was guilty of tax avoidance which isn’t a crime, so in real terms nothing to see her just your subjective opinion

combathotdog ur a right pleasant guy aren’t u fella

@@Rob-cy8xc It’s not about being legal or illegal it’s about being ethical or unethical and about having the right to joke about it since he either way doesn’t pay his taxes

They call that alcohol.

@@robs715 Ahh, yes. Liquid courage.

That 14 year old boy is straight out of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

No but Kyle and his sister did

They're married, there on insta to

@@Sii6X are they

@@franklahache3679 no

@@Sii6X sarcasm or not like I actually can't tell

Is that the knockoff version on nickelodeon

Zack*

@@ellisdavison5688 I THOUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS AUDIENCE ROASTS JIMMY

Enjoy school 😂

@@alecmicah 3 months might've passed, but I finally corrected it! Thanks!

I think I miss some cultural references here because I'm Spaniard, but somehow it made me laugh. Is Tracey a name typical for that kind of girls or something??

@@adrianprieto7470 Yes...Tracey or Sharon 😂😎

she looks good tbh

@@tft_and_chill do they both like soup?

@@rucu8311 they both look like soup

@@torsteinhaland2598 they both make soup on each other

@@nitromenoob r

Twlight Zone :)

Yeah, it actually surprised me because it's an extremely rare occurrence, and when it happens, it's just for a slip second before his usual laugh comes out.

@@Pumpkin0_0 yeh his persona laugh. I can laugh like that but it's fake.

I DONT LIKE ITTTT

Yeah the programming they use on him nowadays is getting better!

I think they had, that's what made it funny 😄

I don't understand 🙈

@@Jifflan Tracy is a name in the UK that's commonly associated with being promiscuous.

@@AutomaticDuck300 oh haha!!

Dara O’Breien is very good too. He remembers every detail they tell him and incorporates them throughout the show. Jimmy does too but I think Dara does more of that.

@@ToddPierzina go back sleep Todd. 😂🤣

Or naive.

Or have a degradation kink

He invites heckles if you watch some of his other specials, but yeh its pretty much Heckle suicide cos your gonna instantly regret it haha!

Ffs...😱

No you didn’t. I did though.

@@ThePrblmKd91Xx PHIILLL

@@JenifAR87 huh? 😮

and yet you can even spell his name right???

@@binguscultist can’t* even spell his name right- I think is what you meant 🤦‍♂️😂

nice catch

Yep. That there is his real laugh. Gotcha!

MusicMasterTasmania Nah... you can hear him laugh/try not to laugh in the background at other comedians gigs, his laugh isn’t fake

+IDoge you must be new to Jimmy Carr, his laugh is always like that!

@@MusicMasterTasmania that was a giggle, which I've never heard him do lol. His real laugh is definitely that seal fucking thing

wtf. spot on lmao.

That's an insult to C3PO - At least he was funny and intelegnt and not made of wood😂

dude mocking about not paying tax. man this never gets old xD

He did pay his taxes, he just finessed the system by storing money elsewhere.

I'm going to use that one day, "No officer I wasn't dodging my taxes. No I insist, I was just finessing the system."

​@@joewilson3575 "I appreciate as a comedian, people will expect me to 'make light' of this situation, but I'm not going to in this statement. "As this is obviously a serious matter. I met with a financial advisor and he said to me 'Do you want to pay less tax? It's totally legal'. I said 'Yes'." "I now realise I've made a terrible error of judgement. " "Although I've been advised the K2 Tax scheme is entirely legal, and has been fully disclosed to HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs). " "I'm no longer involved in it and will in future conduct my financial affairs much more responsibly. Apologies to everyone. Jimmy Carr." He did nothing illegal.

McSpitfire there’s a difference between what is legal and what is moral. His actions may have been legal, but they were not morally correct.

I wonder if he's actually gay

@@flappetyflippers either way, he still isn’t legal...

… or severe lack thereof? 😂🤣

I would give you your fill Mary….. 😏😌👌🏼 Incidentally; my name is actually Phil 😂🤣😤

@HANA VEJVODOVA basically they 14 year old saying he was gay on a live DVD and all his mates will see him say it, so he has to go to school after admitting that. It's a joke, but could be on him lol.

She wasn't amused lol

If you want to dress in that manner and live in a lay-by, it's very much up to you.

@@darraghcorr2520 Yeah what a burn!, haha I love that guy, he actually makes me laugh so hard.

I don’t get it...:(

​@@broccolihighkicks3857basically not the uni you wanted, but it's better than nothing sort of thing

Joseph Tolman-Lopez why?

He got caught evading tax

@@Mediocresinger No, avoiding, which is legal. Evading is not.

CuddlesForDays - tax avoidance, not tax evasion.

@@Mediocresinger that makes no sense because evading is illegal and he would have been in prison. he probably was avoiding. which is legal

Damn you watch the right videos for your taste!

Daddy how did you meet mommy Well...

After asking her name, she said Tracey, Why did Jimmy say "Of course it fuckin' is!" ?? At 5:23

@@ojibwayne2896 Bit of a stereotype. Look up Essex Girl.

Bruv Bruv So Sheldon?

Well he would love to lay claim to the big bang theory, (the sexual big bang that is) lol.

Regular uploads are a vital requirement for regular income. Especially when that income is tax deductible

@@nitromenoob lmao do you see any ads in jims videos bruv? He aint getting paid much to upload these, definitely not enough for steady income lol his shows are where his income is, youtube is just advertising for him i think

He responds to us sometimes as well, pin comments, lovely guy really

More likely it's a manager or assistant that's uploading the clips.

@@Arcterion f off killjoy

I'm taking nothing away but I think they were plants...stand out TOO Much to be fair lol.

@@UKKC80s going from Jimmy's reaction they most definitely weren't. He was far to shocked to even come up with a response for a wee while

He's paid quite a lot of tax, notwithstanding. I'm guessing more than most, incl you.

I wouldn't believe an (unmarried) woman to say no. In some prank videos, they often show the "normal" reaction at first, followed by a few seconds of looking closer and thinking about it. It's just not allowed, but otherwise no problem.

@@bfkc111 ?

@@tomcrook5269 Sometimes UKposts puts the reply on the wrong comment or video.... I hope

@@bfkc111 wtaf...

To be fair they made it sound like you just crap into a bag

*Newcastle

You sure it isn’t Tracie with a winky face dotting the i?

@@Bobal27 you could be right lol

smart identity, I was conflicted for a minute

pay the UKGOV money for what anyway.. to fund and support Genocide on the other side of the world so hopefully nobody would notice..? why you pay money to terrorists in UK Parliament.. think about it..then stop paying any more money to criminals

He payed it all back. By having a 50% wage cut for just over a year and now he don't have a limited company now. He's just self employed and pays 40%.off his wage on taxes.unlike most off celebrity's.

But then again he's rich

Rich indeed.

@@ruby-maychannel847 Did you let your 8 year old finish off your comment?