Even Vladimir Putin & Mitch McConnell Know Trump Lost

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Kylie Jenner & Kanye West topped the Forbes list of highest paid celebrities in 2020, day 42 of #Squattergate is upon us despite the Electoral College making it official for Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell and Vladimir Putin both sent their congratulations to the new President-Elect as Trump and his staff continue to claim election fraud, Mayor Pete Buttigieg got a nomination for Secretary of Transportation by Joe Biden, Ivanka Trump considers a run for US Senate in Florida, an exciting solution for your cancelled office holiday party, and the Chanucorn returns to prove that he is real once and for all!
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@barrymichael4790
@barrymichael4790 3 роки тому
I don't want Trump to concede I want him thrown out of the white house.
@jessewahwah
@jessewahwah 3 роки тому
And who's going to do that? The military who LOVES HIM?
@dragonballflee9882
@dragonballflee9882 3 роки тому
Did you know that trump is the only president to have the lowest unemployment rate, lowest black and Hispanic unemployment rate, lowest poverty rate, and lowest womens unemployment rate, all at the same time?
@DOLsenior
@DOLsenior 3 роки тому
@@jessewahwah I'll do it ✋
@DOLsenior
@DOLsenior 3 роки тому
@@dragonballflee9882 highest UNDER employment rate too.
@marcvu4379
@marcvu4379 3 роки тому
@@dragonballflee9882 girl, that was a lie.
@camelot544
@camelot544 3 роки тому
Mitchell McConnell literally doing the bare minimum and I'm supposed to act impressed? Gtfo
@keithpugh7538
@keithpugh7538 3 роки тому
@@dollarroll2000 God bless you
@KennethD000
@KennethD000 3 роки тому
We tried to get the Kentucky gobbler out!!
@AngelLPena
@AngelLPena 3 роки тому
@@dollarroll2000 Remember to tell your therapist about this.
@geraldhaynesjr1815
@geraldhaynesjr1815 3 роки тому
How about that America.
@DOLsenior
@DOLsenior 3 роки тому
@@dollarroll2000 he is from Kentucky
@Lilpat60
@Lilpat60 3 роки тому
If you want the complete definition of a "Bootlicker" just think of any GOP member that comes to mind.
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
@rubenharo250
@rubenharo250 3 роки тому
Ah! The times Jimmy has delivered me from maniachal-depressive moments...he is a savior. No hurt feelings, Jesus.
@divinecomedy0
@divinecomedy0 3 роки тому
“Even that son of a Mitch McConnell”... hilarious!! 😅😂🤣
@dollarroll2000
@dollarroll2000 3 роки тому
If you are a Republican in Georgia why would you vote to make McConnell Senate leader? He sold our country out to the deepstate. Q warned us about him and we didn't listen. Vote all Republicans out because Trump is still going to be our president, lord and savior. DO NOT FORGET, GEORGIA! McConnell sold us out! A vote for McConnell senate is a vote for Hillary, Obama, Comey, deepstate, liberals, Jews, uranium one, Benghazi, Detroit, Atlanta, Socialism, communism, China, democracy, APC, dominion, Hugo Chavez, John McCain, Pelosi, Iran, Hunter Biden laptop, fpx news, CNN, MSNBC, Soros and Kamala and to the blacks and the illegals. WE MUST NOT ACCEPT THE DEEPSTATE Republicans in Georgia, please don't vote! They betrayed our greatest president and spiritual leader. They will steal Christmas from us. They will take away our guns, steak and moonshine. Vote Trump in Georgia or don't vote!
@anti1training
@anti1training 3 роки тому
@@dollarroll2000 Stop
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@dollarroll2000
@dollarroll2000 3 роки тому
@@anti1training but but what about dominion, uranium one, Benghazi, Hunter Biden's laptop? huh, what about the affidavits, huh? What about the hearings? What about the videos? I have not watched the videos but Alex Jones said we have videos for secret evidence when Trump goes to the supremes. Why did they stop the votes. We wanted them to count the votes then stop the votes. How can Joe Biden get more votes than Hillary, Obama and Hugo Chavez combined? Haha I bet you didn't think about that one, huh?
@albertzinger5222
@albertzinger5222 3 роки тому
@@dollarroll2000 trump won the election
@candielandssweetadventures
@candielandssweetadventures 3 роки тому
So depressing hearing Kylie Jenner made almost $600 million dollars this year. I must be doing something wrong with my life.
@TheHighSpaceWizard
@TheHighSpaceWizard 3 роки тому
Tell me about it.
@deelee1569
@deelee1569 3 роки тому
Nah, she was born to get payed for nothing
@mihikajain5197
@mihikajain5197 3 роки тому
And I read that the bangladeshi workers who work in her brand's factories are not even being paid properly in the pandemic
@dutchdna
@dutchdna 3 роки тому
Depends. Show us a picture.
@mihikajain5197
@mihikajain5197 3 роки тому
@@dutchdna of the article? I can't really do that on youtube, can I? 🤷‍♀️
@Supermankev2001
@Supermankev2001 3 роки тому
"Son of a Mitch " LOL I am still laughing
@sheilapearson4042
@sheilapearson4042 3 роки тому
I'm really liking Jimmy Kimmel late night commentary style...funny, factual, oh so stylish, great eye candy, and hip for all who are young and young at heart..that will be me!
@xs10086
@xs10086 3 роки тому
Putin congratulated him. Mitch got the cue. Did the same.
@TheHighSpaceWizard
@TheHighSpaceWizard 3 роки тому
Good old Moscow Mitch.
@richietattersall2122
@richietattersall2122 3 роки тому
He was waiting for Putin to call him to tell him to do it, he didn't want to piss-off his boss.
@anti1training
@anti1training 3 роки тому
Lol good thing people don't actually believe in conspiracy theories haha 😂
@TheHighSpaceWizard
@TheHighSpaceWizard 3 роки тому
@Marvin Martian Russia.
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@elroy8272
@elroy8272 3 роки тому
Trumps Christmas party for 900 was a huge flop. Only around 70 showed up. According to Rachel Maddow. Even Santa wore a mask. And. Mike Pompeo didnt show even though supposed to give a speech. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@frankie1012
@frankie1012 3 роки тому
😂
@richardbourne3333
@richardbourne3333 3 роки тому
What, Satan showed up at Trump's party? Oh, sorry, it was Santa. Well if he gets COVID, this will be the worst Christmas ever!
@Darling_Nicci
@Darling_Nicci 3 роки тому
Is this true? How embarrassing 😳😳😳
@elroy8272
@elroy8272 3 роки тому
@@Darling_Nicci gosh , I hope so. She mentioned it at end of her show. Ignore him and perhaps he will go away!
@dcliffe8539
@dcliffe8539 3 роки тому
that's still more than old joe's first rally, cough!
@rahiemthomas579
@rahiemthomas579 3 роки тому
When Mitch McConnell is telling his campaign to congratulate Joe Biden, that's when you know it's over!!!
@bettysmith4641
@bettysmith4641 3 роки тому
The Hanukkah Unicorn made me laugh out loud 😂
@themagnificentwhiskerbiscuit
@themagnificentwhiskerbiscuit 3 роки тому
GEORGIA DEMOCRATIC VOTERS! PLEASE turn out just one more time and help ensure the success of the next four years!! Vote Jon Ossoff And Raphael Warnock for senate! VOTE💙VOTE💙VOTE💙
@camelot544
@camelot544 3 роки тому
Ga voter here voting tomorrow :)
@petuniapop7819
@petuniapop7819 3 роки тому
No pressure GA but THE ENTIRE COUNTRY is in your hands... again!! Sorry about that!! 😬 also someone please give Abrams a wonderful vacation when possible lmao
@dollarroll2000
@dollarroll2000 3 роки тому
If you are a Republican in Georgia why would you vote to make McConnell Senate leader? He sold our country out to the deepstate. Q warned us about him and we didn't listen. Vote all Republicans out because Trump is still going to be our president, lord and savior. DO NOT FORGET, GEORGIA! McConnell sold us out! A vote for McConnell senate is a vote for Hillary, Obama, Comey, deepstate, liberals, Jews, uranium one, Benghazi, Detroit, Atlanta, Socialism, communism, China, democracy, APC, dominion, Hugo Chavez, John McCain, Pelosi, Iran, Hunter Biden laptop, fpx news, CNN, MSNBC, Soros and Kamala and to the blacks and the illegals. WE MUST NOT ACCEPT THE DEEPSTATE Republicans in Georgia, please don't vote! They betrayed our greatest president and spiritual leader. They will steal Christmas from us. They will take away our guns, steak and moonshine. Vote Trump in Georgia or don't vote!
@waynesharp3503
@waynesharp3503 3 роки тому
Is there a collective name for clowns?
@angellizarraga9502
@angellizarraga9502 3 роки тому
@@dollarroll2000 LOL Poor you
@keyqchan
@keyqchan 3 роки тому
Mitch McConnell's face is so obnoxious.
@DOLsenior
@DOLsenior 3 роки тому
😅🤣😂👍 ikr?
@rogerswab53
@rogerswab53 3 роки тому
the least of 'obnoxiousnesss'🤪'
@Bombdizzle
@Bombdizzle 3 роки тому
His existence is obnoxious
@TheOfficialTarynTots
@TheOfficialTarynTots 3 роки тому
All he needs is a cat to pet while he makes his faces and we can send out Inspector Gadget to get him.
@DOLsenior
@DOLsenior 3 роки тому
@@TheOfficialTarynTots lol
@inspectorpouzo
@inspectorpouzo 3 роки тому
"The president is still involved in ongoing litigation" = The talking pumpkin is still throwing hissie fits if anyone even mentions the name Joe. He is also firiing everyone named Joe and anything that rhymes with it.
@johncampbell9448
@johncampbell9448 3 роки тому
Oh no, looks like some more lay offs. He fired Joe, Joe, Joe, Boe, Loe, Joe, Poe, Joe, that’s just a book of poems being escorted out, I don’t think that even rhymes, Joe, Low, Joe, Joe and, oh no not Joe ( The Low.) Poe.
@patangman2117
@patangman2117 3 роки тому
I would never by a pillow for a company lead by someone who has no attachment to reality. Why would I believe a guys word on his product if he can't be honest on the most basic stuff?
@msteach3082
@msteach3082 3 роки тому
That Texas electorate guy was like a giddy school girl when he made his announcement.
@DOLsenior
@DOLsenior 3 роки тому
@@myname8175 time to relocate
@Girlgamssilver
@Girlgamssilver 3 роки тому
It sad when the bar is so low you have to dig a hole to get under it
@DOLsenior
@DOLsenior 3 роки тому
@@myname8175 not here in Massachusetts 😉
@Emma-dh1lx
@Emma-dh1lx 3 роки тому
@@myname8175 Move to a big city like San Antonio or Houston! Minorities out number Dump Trump supporters.
@karlditz8631
@karlditz8631 3 роки тому
@@myname8175 Trump knows they are stupid that is why he just feeds them hate.
@tammylynnbr
@tammylynnbr 3 роки тому
I'm so embarrassed to have been BORN and raised in this state of Texas
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Another liberal think he speak for all texas lmao😂😂
@valenzuela940
@valenzuela940 3 роки тому
In the military, soldiers have this annoyance with Texans. We're cocky and very proud of where we're from. You'll never run into a Texan and not hear them tell you about how Texas is the greatest country in the world lol. I was one of those. Now I'm just embarrassed. Hoping we can get some honor back. I mean, what am I supposed to do with the 10 state of Texas tattoos on my body?
@Auroramcfarmland
@Auroramcfarmland 3 роки тому
well, I'm from the same state as the my pillow guy, so I know how you're feeling right about now
@Indanao1
@Indanao1 3 роки тому
Repeal the 2nd, it's only a man made law.
@mariemaroney7891
@mariemaroney7891 3 роки тому
Jimmy, you are by far the funniest show host on TV at this time. I’ll be honest, when you first started this show I watched the others. I wasn’t really “into” watching your show. I found the more I watched you the more I literally laughed at loud every time. I’ve done a 360 with my opinion. Love, love, love your comedic talent. 💕
@natbfunky
@natbfunky 3 роки тому
Thanks again, Jimmy we couldn't have pulled this magnificent victory off without you. .. “Sometimes the simplest things mean the most.”
@makiburgess5733
@makiburgess5733 3 роки тому
If Kylie Jenner was standing in front of me in a line at Tim Horton’s, I wouldn’t recognize her.
@to-isengard
@to-isengard 3 роки тому
Sure you would. You'd trip on her lips.
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
She overrated
@wonderyearsdouche475
@wonderyearsdouche475 3 роки тому
Being ugly sucks
@andrewguzman2964
@andrewguzman2964 3 роки тому
Vote Jon Ossoff And Raphael Warnock
@lyndajames6396
@lyndajames6396 3 роки тому
Should be a no contest, the opposition consist of two dishonest brokers(literally), unless you buy stocks and shares vote Democratic.
@Nebraska2002
@Nebraska2002 3 роки тому
Hell no
@Lol-ch1zn
@Lol-ch1zn 3 роки тому
Denver, the leave and go to russia. Sugar vladdy putin is waiting for you
@thrawn7600
@thrawn7600 3 роки тому
@@Nebraska2002 Go to russia and take Donnyski Trumpovic, Moscow Mitch, Purdue and Loeffler with you. Never mind Putin is waiting for you
@xiomarasamudio9991
@xiomarasamudio9991 3 роки тому
Done 💙👍
@MasterOfDarkness42069
@MasterOfDarkness42069 3 роки тому
The Texas Legislature cheering: "Yay! We're still idiots! Whoooooooo!"
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@NicolaW72
@NicolaW72 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera You know how to use the copy & paste function of your laptop...
@johnteeter2857
@johnteeter2857 3 роки тому
Texas is smart enough not to use dominion machines and highly limited mail in ballots which are both conduits for fraud.
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
@@NicolaW72 democrats are powerless 😂😂
@JL-vx1rb
@JL-vx1rb 3 роки тому
Everyone seems to want to move to Texas to maintain their freedoms!
@nebulonv6015
@nebulonv6015 3 роки тому
I continue to be awed by the digital editing done byJimmy's team... so funny, and REALLY convincing. impressive!
@tonifox1247
@tonifox1247 3 роки тому
Kanye should have not gotten a PPP loan if he is Number 2 on the Forbes list.
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@justsaying3548
@justsaying3548 3 роки тому
The PPP allowed for almost all rich people to get this kind of “kickback” something the republicans said was necessary to keep the economy afloat but it didn’t work due to Covid worsening.
@jehovahwitness4584
@jehovahwitness4584 3 роки тому
Dude why wouldn't he when Biden and Hillary also got PP loan.
@TahtahmesDiary
@TahtahmesDiary 3 роки тому
Who tf was paying Kylie Jenner?! What does she even do? 😂🤦🏾‍♀️
@omg1103
@omg1103 3 роки тому
Nothing but copying black women.
@supagirl277
@supagirl277 3 роки тому
She has makeup, clothing, perfume, and skincare companies.
@weemeemoo
@weemeemoo 3 роки тому
What a damn HOAX - that family is a sham spinning stories that no one believes
@dandruff3414
@dandruff3414 3 роки тому
Being a step sister of Kim Kardashian
@Maddog969
@Maddog969 3 роки тому
She's a billionaire
@ihateadverts
@ihateadverts 3 роки тому
The longer Trump doesn’t concede, the closer we get to seeing him being dragged out on live TV
@ihateadverts
@ihateadverts 3 роки тому
@Marvin Martian pay per view White House extraction
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Get ready for civil w*R 75milion of trump supporter is enough to overthrow democrats in congress after all they own milion of Gunsz 😂😂😂😂
@CodenameHaswelly
@CodenameHaswelly 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera cringe kid
@scarlettrhoads1726
@scarlettrhoads1726 3 роки тому
God, I hope they let us off work to watch! I'm gonna do it either way!
@beenaplumber8379
@beenaplumber8379 3 роки тому
Aw I wanted to see Guillermo's dangerous toys bit! He's the best sidekick in late night history.
@justineharper3346
@justineharper3346 3 роки тому
What the hell is the My Pillow guy talking about? Algorithms breaking voting machines and hands and feet? Wtf? 😂
@maureenawty6629
@maureenawty6629 3 роки тому
Dont forget he was once crack addict 😬😷
@ntandosekay
@ntandosekay 3 роки тому
Maybe he is back on crack again 🤔
@maureenawty6629
@maureenawty6629 3 роки тому
@@ntandosekay wouldn't surprise me Carol 😬😷
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@whostosay3256
@whostosay3256 3 роки тому
It all makes sense in Trumpland
@lindagleeson2702
@lindagleeson2702 3 роки тому
Kayleigh desperately flicking through pages always looks like she has her book of stupid and her book lies mixed up.
@carmenfalcon1866
@carmenfalcon1866 3 роки тому
KaLIE McEnema
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@whalesong999
@whalesong999 3 роки тому
The white house has become an asylum.
@randomrangoon5476
@randomrangoon5476 3 роки тому
It's a book of stupid lies. Just one book with pictures
@robs6661
@robs6661 3 роки тому
Us election is a joke. Not secure full of backdoors. Very irregular
@jack4ss192
@jack4ss192 3 роки тому
Putin: "You can't even do basic dictatorship Trump, I'm done with you."
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
George soros is mad cause he can't outsmarted Putin. Even cia can't remove erdogan 😂😂😂
@kerriekupar6466
@kerriekupar6466 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera oh have patience they will be removed eventually.
@danielcarvalho1453
@danielcarvalho1453 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera antisemite
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
@@danielcarvalho1453 Do you think all jews love George soros?? Dude even support BDS movement. lmao
@shesgoneforeverlife
@shesgoneforeverlife 3 роки тому
Times like this makes me sad to live in Texas. I do not represent these mad people.
@ouissandy2806
@ouissandy2806 3 роки тому
I don't buy Goya and I burned my mypillow. Nuff said.
@stanleygood7909
@stanleygood7909 3 роки тому
So depressing hearing Kylie Jenner made almost $600 million dollars this year. I must be doing something wrong with my life.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 роки тому
Barr is 'stepping down', or 'running back to the Jellystone Park'... to-may-to, to-mah-to.
@old-fashionedcoughypot
@old-fashionedcoughypot 3 роки тому
I'm hoping he gets together with Roseanne Barr and do a podcast together. Call it "Barr Squared" or something young and hip like that.
@timduggan1962
@timduggan1962 3 роки тому
Billy Barr (Jabba the Hutt) is getting out early to beat the Holiday traffic rush...
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@rumpvirus7393
@rumpvirus7393 3 роки тому
Send them all Trump Ideas and watch them implode..That might be against the Geneva convention.
@tommyp6959
@tommyp6959 3 роки тому
Don't be, it's not your fault
@papichulo5552
@papichulo5552 3 роки тому
Thanks for doing such a great job not dividing our country Jimmy.
@avincb
@avincb 3 роки тому
Jimmy, wishing you and your families a Happy, Safe, Healthy New Year. Thank you for all the comic relief in a grim year. Best in 'class.' Thank you.
@martintaper7997
@martintaper7997 3 роки тому
Elec-toral College: "Biden". Elec-trical Chair: "Trump".
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 3 роки тому
still 4 more years 🤣
@brandonaldaymachuse6669
@brandonaldaymachuse6669 3 роки тому
Huh? Not even child rapists get the death penalty anymore. Quit being so...extra.
@MC-vg1tl
@MC-vg1tl 3 роки тому
Lol 😂
@marcowl5680
@marcowl5680 3 роки тому
@@tuyenle8107 hold your trashy presidents Lzzzz deal with it
@Levi-rc8kh
@Levi-rc8kh 3 роки тому
@@tuyenle8107 Oh, you're still coping. It's ok, I'll wait.
@agentcodydanks
@agentcodydanks 3 роки тому
“Kayleigh your not mcEnany sense.”
@lydiaanderson842
@lydiaanderson842 3 роки тому
@agentcodydanks Yes that exactly and how are you doing?
@carmenfalcon1866
@carmenfalcon1866 3 роки тому
Good one.🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@Azrael442
@Azrael442 3 роки тому
You're*
@AllegedlyHuman.
@AllegedlyHuman. 3 роки тому
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
@AllegedlyHuman.
@AllegedlyHuman. 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera O... kay. 🤨
@garyburnett4243
@garyburnett4243 3 роки тому
Democrats don't have to remove anybody those countries own people will remove them just like the people of the united states removed trump.
@SideOfLameSauce
@SideOfLameSauce 3 роки тому
Great, just GREAT! Now I will never know how dangerous my 1st Machete is! If my kid lobs off an arm or a leg Im comming for you Hanucorn!
@kaintudigit1599
@kaintudigit1599 3 роки тому
I was hoping the congressman from Michigan who left the GOP would start getting others outta their seats and off the train, too.
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
George soros and democrats is mad cause they can't outsmarted Assad, putin, erdogan in Syria 😂😂😂
@kaintudigit1599
@kaintudigit1599 3 роки тому
Why remove anyone? Restore US. Develop non-authoritarian allies. Try to maintain peace by any and all means. Why is war and "removing" leaders always on the top of conservatives' list? I'm moderate independent. And far as smart, I'm pretty blessed. But no desire to "outsmart" anyone. How about rational thinking without control of others to the point of militarianism? BTW, your Google picture looks pretty smart. Is that a suit and tie? You evangelical?
@aubrey1633
@aubrey1633 3 роки тому
Kylie Jenner?? Wtf....for what?? That is insane.
@joshh535
@joshh535 3 роки тому
“Punching *little* holes in the wall”… With his *tiny* hands
@1Tomrider
@1Tomrider 3 роки тому
Percentage of people killed at Hiroshima: 30%. Percentage of people fired from the Orange Sphincter's cabinet: 91%!
@demonlord10237
@demonlord10237 3 роки тому
Last time I was this early , every losing candidate had conceded the next day of Election
@waynesharp3503
@waynesharp3503 3 роки тому
And America has the nerve to tell us all what to believe
@SirTomFoolery
@SirTomFoolery 3 роки тому
@@waynesharp3503 hmmm?
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@SirTomFoolery
@SirTomFoolery 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera Hmmm? What do you mean "democrats" worst nightmare lmao??? Is that george soros behind you!? Look out!!!!
@marco05171
@marco05171 3 роки тому
@@SirTomFoolery hes a bot
@geniemememe5936
@geniemememe5936 3 роки тому
Mayor Pete, 😂. God this is literally the funniest night show... Pete the “first cabinet member who can actually fit in a cabinet.” 😂🥰😍
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@suzannemulvehill2215
@suzannemulvehill2215 3 роки тому
This show gets better all the time!
@videowatchr5565
@videowatchr5565 3 роки тому
Doesn't this highlight our world is upside down. Baseless humans earn the most😒
@tamikahorsforf3593
@tamikahorsforf3593 3 роки тому
The way trump behaving is like a bad breakup
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@luisramirez687
@luisramirez687 3 роки тому
He is acting like a child more like it.
@wood8715
@wood8715 3 роки тому
The Whitehouse is so nuts, I cant take it anymore
@unknownpresident
@unknownpresident 3 роки тому
Putin finally told Mitch McConnell , to accept Biden's win .
@_UNISTAR_
@_UNISTAR_ 3 роки тому
I lost it as "...son of a Mitch McConnell" LMFAOO
@RayneBubble.
@RayneBubble. 3 роки тому
“Son of a Mitch...” 🤣
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
@elmaestro30
@elmaestro30 3 роки тому
The pillow guy needs to get off the drugs..lol
@furball8967
@furball8967 3 роки тому
Hes on drugs? Hahaha....
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@robinjackson7882
@robinjackson7882 3 роки тому
Or get more sleep
@KS-jg6bx
@KS-jg6bx 3 роки тому
So glad Trump is gone. What a freaking nightmare that was.
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@johncampbell9448
@johncampbell9448 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera you, you gonna just keep copying and pasting that comment.
@johncampbell9448
@johncampbell9448 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera, I’m not trying to be mean, it’s just I’ve seen that commitment written by you 4 different times.
@billphillips1639
@billphillips1639 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera Republicum lacky's worst nightmare. Where they gonna stick their tongue's and nose's when the Orange anus goes to prison? LMFAO
@redzoom7857
@redzoom7857 3 роки тому
They are a lame troll, don’t feel bad for calling it out.
@JetLeft008
@JetLeft008 3 роки тому
The Kardashian crew has figured out how to make stupid people make them rich.
@everydayjokes2321
@everydayjokes2321 3 роки тому
Joke of the day: To the guy who stole my antidepressants.. *I hope you are happy*
@xxsaruman82xx87
@xxsaruman82xx87 3 роки тому
👌👌👌
@sayoryeetbeems379
@sayoryeetbeems379 3 роки тому
Oof
@FunFitandWell
@FunFitandWell 3 роки тому
🤣🤣👍🏼
@heatherdequetteville9184
@heatherdequetteville9184 3 роки тому
Love it 😀
@dollarroll2000
@dollarroll2000 3 роки тому
If you are a Republican in Georgia why would you vote to make McConnell Senate leader? He sold our country out to the deepstate. Q warned us about him and we didn't listen. Vote all Republicans out because Trump is still going to be our president, lord and savior. DO NOT FORGET, GEORGIA! McConnell sold us out! A vote for McConnell senate is a vote for Hillary, Obama, Comey, deepstate, liberals, Jews, uranium one, Benghazi, Detroit, Atlanta, Socialism, communism, China, democracy, APC, dominion, Hugo Chavez, John McCain, Pelosi, Iran, Hunter Biden laptop, fpx news, CNN, MSNBC, Soros and Kamala and to the blacks and the illegals. WE MUST NOT ACCEPT THE DEEPSTATE Republicans in Georgia, please don't vote! They betrayed our greatest president and spiritual leader. They will steal Christmas from us. They will take away our guns, steak and moonshine. Vote Trump in Georgia or don't vote!
@annemerevo1038
@annemerevo1038 3 роки тому
Stepford McEnany, 36 more days, girlie!!!
@rosemondealtamirano6552
@rosemondealtamirano6552 3 роки тому
How did this lowlife Kayleigh University of Florida Law Student get a FINAL year placement at Harvard Law School. It is unprecedented that Harvard would accept a Student in their Law School for only the Last YEAR! WOW !!!!!! WHATS THE REAL STORY?
@Emma-dh1lx
@Emma-dh1lx 3 роки тому
@@rosemondealtamirano6552 She Blew the Dean for an entire year.
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@stephanienatour9948
@stephanienatour9948 3 роки тому
"turtle face son of a Mitch" 😂😂😂😂😂
@lizpopolow357
@lizpopolow357 3 роки тому
"Have some knishes!"" I laughed so hard at that, I want a knish so bad!
@donyaiverson4236
@donyaiverson4236 3 роки тому
the my pillow guy sounds like jesse ventura that swallowed a pillow
@bigvalley4987
@bigvalley4987 3 роки тому
@Just Trying 2BMe I forecast that his sales will be going down. And that pillow is not a pillow that I would buy again. The only thing that separate that pillows from others. You can wash it, comfortability is nothing to write home about.
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@JenA2145
@JenA2145 3 роки тому
donya...🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johncampbell9448
@johncampbell9448 3 роки тому
@@bigvalley4987 personally I like my plain matters without a pillow than with his pillows, for me they’re just super uncomfortable.
@madisonnight9810
@madisonnight9810 3 роки тому
Okay this is to ridiculous even for me. I'm going to bed.
@caseypride
@caseypride 3 роки тому
Poor Guillermo.
@alexandergames9164
@alexandergames9164 3 роки тому
Night
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@DOLsenior
@DOLsenior 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera ok Ryan...copy and paste this bizarre comment 🤔 ...how many times?🙄 It makes NO sense.
@whalesong999
@whalesong999 3 роки тому
Yeah, it's best not to go to bed with this being you're last eyeful for the night. Probably why I watch the videos in the mornings.
@chazalan1398
@chazalan1398 3 роки тому
keep doing your thing man, you and Conan are my favorites.
@voyageurdumonde9483
@voyageurdumonde9483 3 роки тому
Jimmy Kimmel is still the BEST! Better than ALL the rest!
@magmaking1770
@magmaking1770 3 роки тому
4:54 did he just say "Kayleigh Macaroni" or was it just me?
@kathleensposato5529
@kathleensposato5529 3 роки тому
He did
@michaeldentzer7475
@michaeldentzer7475 3 роки тому
Well, trump called the president of Italy. “President Mozzarella”
@quelodequelo
@quelodequelo 3 роки тому
Italy here, when Napoleon invaded Rome the nobles sent their servant to the grand ball. If I were in charge of a national newspaper at this point I would send my canteen employee to interview Macaroni as revenge of trump administration's bad attitude to journalists
@carmenfalcon1866
@carmenfalcon1866 3 роки тому
I thought the same thing, but she's still KayLIE McEnema
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 3 роки тому
He calls her that almost every time. I think of her as "Buchenwald Barbie" myself, but Jimmy's nickname is definitely more family friendly.
@whiskydrinker2911
@whiskydrinker2911 3 роки тому
Moscow Mitch got his order from Putin "Tell all the rat to jump ship NOW "
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
doesn't matter anyway. Joe biden win will cause more wars in the middle east, trust me! Dude already done Syria and Libya in 2011 under Obama administration. lol
@georgeviau4558
@georgeviau4558 3 роки тому
...ABSOLUTELY KILARIOUS MR. JIMMY KIMMEL AND SR. GUILLERMO RODRIGUEZ...THANK YOU FOR BRINGING A SMILE TO THIS OTHERWISE MISERABLE YEAR...
@Reggie707
@Reggie707 3 роки тому
I can’t be the only one that hears that woman’s laugh 😂
@leeandadaelliott
@leeandadaelliott 3 роки тому
The republicans are like someone watching the movie "Titanic", and thinking that this time, they'll see the ice berg in time to miss it and the ship will make it to NY.
@dollarroll2000
@dollarroll2000 3 роки тому
If you are a Republican in Georgia why would you vote to make McConnell Senate leader? He sold our country out to the deepstate. Q warned us about him and we didn't listen. Vote all Republicans out because Trump is still going to be our president, lord and savior. DO NOT FORGET, GEORGIA! McConnell sold us out! A vote for McConnell senate is a vote for Hillary, Obama, Comey, deepstate, liberals, Jews, uranium one, Benghazi, Detroit, Atlanta, Socialism, communism, China, democracy, APC, dominion, Hugo Chavez, John McCain, Pelosi, Iran, Hunter Biden laptop, fpx news, CNN, MSNBC, Soros and Kamala and to the blacks and the illegals. WE MUST NOT ACCEPT THE DEEPSTATE Republicans in Georgia, please don't vote! They betrayed our greatest president and spiritual leader. They will steal Christmas from us. They will take away our guns, steak and moonshine. Vote Trump in Georgia or don't vote!
@jessewahwah
@jessewahwah 3 роки тому
No. We're like the astronauts in Armageddon.
@Girlgamssilver
@Girlgamssilver 3 роки тому
nope. They missed it
@marcvu4379
@marcvu4379 3 роки тому
@@dollarroll2000 guuurl, you are a mess...
@simmonsgalloway8466
@simmonsgalloway8466 3 роки тому
Now that is the best analogy I've heard .
@reellifewithlove4411
@reellifewithlove4411 3 роки тому
Omg!!!😭😭😭😭 this has me rolling! Pete Boutacich..... that little kid with the train! Excuse the spelling!
@anywaythewindblows8912
@anywaythewindblows8912 3 роки тому
I was was hoping one of the talk show hosts would make a Paul Mitchell hair joke. Thanks, Jimmy!
@carlyluvesu
@carlyluvesu 3 роки тому
My pillow dude..... I have no words😂😂😂😂😂
@marcus_ds_44697
@marcus_ds_44697 3 роки тому
The trumps will become a political dynasty... A dynasty of Flops!
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@Indanao1
@Indanao1 3 роки тому
Trump should have put his boys into Soccer at an early age - they all Flop.
@FunFitandWell
@FunFitandWell 3 роки тому
Trump's reaction to McConnell’s congratulatory statement urged ”MyPillow guy” to create a new pillow version that comes with buckets 🪣 for the tears! 😬🤣
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@pfzht
@pfzht 3 роки тому
The Left can't meme.
@ChristianZiya
@ChristianZiya 3 роки тому
I honestly believe the guy that said the rock 😃 . “ what do these people do again? “ 😂😂😂😂😂
@MrPooPooJohn
@MrPooPooJohn 3 роки тому
As a person of Jewish descent I find Gary the Hanukkohrn and all of his _offensive Jew jokes_ hilarious! 😂 I hope to one day see Gary the Hanukkohrn *more* than one day a year and staring in a TV sitcom with his very own line of moychandising.
@jimilee4660
@jimilee4660 3 роки тому
I can't help picturing Lindel, wired on crack, trying to go to sleep, and cursing out his pillow for keeping him awake.
@Patricia-qy5kb
@Patricia-qy5kb 3 роки тому
You know it's dead over for Trump when Vladmir Putin congratulates Joe Biden. It may have even ended his romance with Trump.
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
doesn't matter anyway. Joe biden win will cause more wars in the middle east, trust me! Dude already done Syria and Libya in 2011 under Obama administration. lol
@wendymiller5779
@wendymiller5779 3 роки тому
36 days from now, it will be the longest 36 days of my life.
@sadhbhhughes8778
@sadhbhhughes8778 3 роки тому
The Office Party Party Ad your man from Even Stevens was in it xD Can't believe I forget his name..
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 3 роки тому
Seeing how pained "Obama will be a one term POTUS" Mitch McConnell was facing the fact Obama's VP will be our next president... that was nice.
@NicolaW72
@NicolaW72 3 роки тому
:-)
@TheBerny32
@TheBerny32 3 роки тому
Beautifully ironic, isn't it?? :-D
@lejuaneoswald
@lejuaneoswald 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣
@poonhandler520
@poonhandler520 3 роки тому
Did the "My Pillow" guy just crash a Moms for America rally? So he could rant about his hand and foot 😆😂🤣.
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@ErLeuchten
@ErLeuchten 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera you sound so mad and that makes me happy :)
@elbinx760
@elbinx760 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera *MAGA TEARS* *DELICIOUS* *YUMM GIMME MORE!!!!*
@elbinx760
@elbinx760 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera *4 MORE YEARS!*
@elbinx760
@elbinx760 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera *12 MORE YEARS*
@sideshowbob1776
@sideshowbob1776 3 роки тому
Do you have a live studio Jimmy? I thought we had a pandemic
@reginaldcharles1133
@reginaldcharles1133 3 роки тому
Haha wait what ongoing litigation....hahaha
@PatriciaPerez-kt7rp
@PatriciaPerez-kt7rp 3 роки тому
THOSE WHO CAN MAKE YOU BELIEVE ABSURDITIES CAN MAKE YOU COMMIT ATROCITIES. VOLTAIRE
@GaliSinatra
@GaliSinatra 3 роки тому
Such a shame, I will never buy another mypillow.
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@GaliSinatra
@GaliSinatra 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera Voteflake
@johncampbell9448
@johncampbell9448 3 роки тому
@buggy he’s been doing that for every comment that says something bad about his precious trump.
@diegofortes5
@diegofortes5 3 роки тому
"We are barreling towards the most depressing holiday season of our lives..." YET
@MadRussian_PS
@MadRussian_PS 3 роки тому
"KGBFF Sugar Vladi Putin". Jimmy stole my screen name 😂
@nbbim2012
@nbbim2012 3 роки тому
NOBODY AND NOTHING interrupts the perfect beloved Guillermo... how will you rectify this disrespectful injustice Kimmel????
@dannmarceau9743
@dannmarceau9743 3 роки тому
He's playing his donors/supporters hard. Lol.
@chigozienwankwo234
@chigozienwankwo234 3 роки тому
This is the real truth, plus to keep his Republican base riled up till the next election...
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Even Joe Biden have donor lmao😂😂
@KevinWakliFitness
@KevinWakliFitness 3 роки тому
Americans don't know how much we Kenyans love them...America🇺🇲 Kenya 🇰🇪 loves you💯
@qasimahmad8165
@qasimahmad8165 3 роки тому
Dear Jimmy, 2020 has been kinda rough for me, can I get a dose of Cousin Micki’ every day or every other day, I NEED THOSE GOOD MICKI VIBES IN MY LIFE!!!!
@johnnyhunter
@johnnyhunter 3 роки тому
They flag his tweets because they know that 1) They're false, and 2) They know it probably boils his blood when they do that.
@tonifox1247
@tonifox1247 3 роки тому
Moms for America had this guy as a speaker? Ugh!
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Atheist and Secular people can't stop religion from growing HHAAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣
@ErLeuchten
@ErLeuchten 3 роки тому
@@Saiputera you sound so mad and that makes me happy :)
@gankhef5564
@gankhef5564 3 роки тому
Love to see commitment to the bit.
@ryitghost9869
@ryitghost9869 3 роки тому
1:05 Chanel West coast is back I guess. You can hear that laugh from miles away.
@elvira-irinareisinger6370
@elvira-irinareisinger6370 3 роки тому
Whenever Kayleigh McDummy says PresidentTrump, a braincell dies
@heatherwaldorf
@heatherwaldorf 3 роки тому
So that leaves you with how many? 😎💅🏻
@greendro6410
@greendro6410 3 роки тому
Trump lost yeah even the whole world knows that
@tigresita40
@tigresita40 3 роки тому
You wish 😂😂😂
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@Saiputera
@Saiputera 3 роки тому
Do you think the whole world is liberal or Democrats fan?? lmao😂😂
@el1te1984
@el1te1984 3 роки тому
Dominion audit in Michigan says otherwise.
@rusan7186
@rusan7186 3 роки тому
Except himself.
@harveysmith9046
@harveysmith9046 3 роки тому
Jimmy Kimmel is a great man.
@isarr1042
@isarr1042 3 роки тому
Hey Jimmy Kimmel baby! Love your show and love you!
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