Trump REALLY Exaggerated His Wealth, Jimmy’s Pick for Supreme Court & Doocy’s Stupid Non-Questions

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We celebrate our 19th anniversary here at the show, a person named Rob Schmitt at Newsmax reacted to a joke Jimmy made the other night about Peter Doocy of Fox News, Eric Trump stopped by Fox News to peddle nonsense, Trump might be in the rough money-wise after it is estimated that he only has about 93 million dollars in cash, Justice Stephen Breyer is planning to retire and Jimmy has a great idea about who should replace him, the Winter Olympics are happening in Beijing next month and there will be no spectators but there will be condoms, China is cracking down on the internet and has plans to “purify” it, falling frozen iguanas are wreaking havoc in Florida, and since Southern California has been hit with a very old fashioned type of crime, we check in with Detective Mick “Mickey” J. McSullivan (James Adomian).
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@earFront
@earFront 2 роки тому
47th ? Trump, you are not getting anything but a room in the "Big House".
@muddyfalcon
@muddyfalcon Рік тому
They have no intention of allowing this nation to go through another presidential election, this country will be nuked and you're a moron for not having a clue about it
@lspthrattan
@lspthrattan 2 роки тому
OH HELL YEAH ANITA HILL FOR SUPREME COURT JUSTICE! JIMMY YOU'RE A GENIUS!
@kaynickerson6138
@kaynickerson6138 2 роки тому
👍
@mikelytou
@mikelytou 2 роки тому
subbing out an 83-year old to sub-in someone who is already 65? I mean, the ONE thing that Trump (from an unbiased strategic point of view) did right, is he appointed YOUNG justices to the supreme court, therefore making sure that his hateful influence on the SC is there for decades to come. Of the current SCJ, Sotomayor was the oldest at the day of her appointment with 55 years old.
@lspthrattan
@lspthrattan 2 роки тому
@@mikelytou Age IS a valid point to consider, but not the only one. I still think Anita Hill would make an excellent choice, and frankly he owes it to her (and honestly, all women) for the way he treated her during the Thomas confirmation hearings.
@OC-CPA
@OC-CPA 2 роки тому
Way too old. The whole point is to replace the retiring geezer with someone young who will sit on the court for decades. Perfect example of how Democrats get distracted by impractical idealism while Republicans prioritize political strategy.
@lspthrattan
@lspthrattan 2 роки тому
@@OC-CPA Actually it's more typical of our earnest desire to populate the court with highly accomplished individuals with a thorough knowledge of the Constitution and a desire to apply it fairly, rather than just play nothing but politics. Politics is a necessary evil, not the primary consideration. The real priority is in choosing the best person for the job, and I truly believe Anita Hill would fit the bill both in terms of qualifications and political considerations as well.
@bkk53
@bkk53 2 роки тому
The clip of Senator McCain and Dush Bag I mean Doocy killed me😂😂😂😂..Senator McCain what a CLASS ACT MAN..RIP🙏
@zanealberto7741
@zanealberto7741 2 роки тому
It was the best!!!
@kevinbwillson4161
@kevinbwillson4161 2 роки тому
Jimmy I hope you never stop telling the truth about #45
@connie9492
@connie9492 20 днів тому
Thank you! We all need this so bad!
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 роки тому
Anita Hill could tell Clarence Thomas to sit down and trigger Ginni' Thomas..😂
@RobertEskuri
@RobertEskuri 2 роки тому
The Trump jokes will never get old. We'll be laughing with Jimmy and Stephen long after he dies in prison 🤣
@jeffreyromanowski7334
@jeffreyromanowski7334 2 роки тому
Your words are perfectly stated. Thank you.
@hanagueen5535
@hanagueen5535 2 роки тому
Congratulations, we hope you stay with us for another 19 years, dear Jimmy🥰🌹🌺🙂🍀💐🇺🇸
@rpowarz
@rpowarz 2 роки тому
Imagine having to live with the late Senator Hero John McCain asking you why you would ask such a stupid question and it's forever on video..... Goodnight Irene.
@maintainingmomentum
@maintainingmomentum 2 роки тому
Hero mccain ??? Ba ha ha ha ha ha ....you misspelled TRAITOR !!!
@Larez121
@Larez121 2 роки тому
@@maintainingmomentum LOL 😂 spoken like the blind follower of trump you are.
@johnarnold893
@johnarnold893 2 роки тому
@@maintainingmomentum Traitors are the people that drummed up Jan 6th.
@michaelaj9019
@michaelaj9019 2 роки тому
Yes! for Anita Hill as supreme Court Justice! 🙌🏾🎉👍🏾
@john90230
@john90230 2 роки тому
If they can't get Ms. Hill maybe try for Whoopi Goldberg.
@sizzlinghotnhere
@sizzlinghotnhere 2 роки тому
Yes, Anita Hill! Then maybe get that dirty Clarence Thomas and his insurrection supporter wife can get the heck on. His hands are guilty with his wife funding busses for the folks trying to stop the certifying of election.
@antoniograncino3506
@antoniograncino3506 2 роки тому
Oh Gawd, yes, a brilliant suggestion ! She is eminently qualified: just look at her curriculum vitae. About as qualified as a person could be.
@antoniograncino3506
@antoniograncino3506 2 роки тому
@Jeri Mason You are correct, Sir or Madam. And it wouldn't be.
@Jfndh
@Jfndh 2 роки тому
@Jeri Mason did you watch the Brett Kavanaugh hearings!! 🤣🤣🤣 There’s less crying and screaming on a soap opera!! 🤣
@mmuller199
@mmuller199 2 роки тому
The difference between Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon is that Fallon isn't funny. Kimmel is.
@GladysAlicea
@GladysAlicea 2 роки тому
So true. Watched Fallon the other night...as we say in Puerto Rico, "Que soso."
@Legolas1717
@Legolas1717 2 роки тому
James Adomian is insanely talented. Every character comes through in a way that makes sense and packs humor into every few seconds.
@robin31165
@robin31165 2 роки тому
SO TRUE!! 💯❗️
@tcg4111
@tcg4111 2 роки тому
I lost it at "flaps open like a civil war hospital tent and looser than a coal miner's teeth" 😆😆😆💀💀💀
@kathleengallagher4833
@kathleengallagher4833 2 роки тому
McCain hit the nail on the head regarding Doocy
@OP-1000
@OP-1000 2 роки тому
Everything he says is a lie.
@amcmartin
@amcmartin 2 роки тому
Trump exaggerates everything: His wealth, his popularity, crowd sizes, his love for Eric.
@JP-xg6ij
@JP-xg6ij 2 роки тому
Mushroom top size
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 роки тому
Size of his “hands”.
@esburnside
@esburnside 2 роки тому
Lol
@bart5246
@bart5246 2 роки тому
Why is Jimmy still fixated on Trump? Trump is yesterdays news.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 роки тому
@@bart5246 Because low hanging fruit offers so much comedy.
@TheRealMake-Make
@TheRealMake-Make 2 роки тому
4:13 Ah, John McCain-remember how he saved Nakatomi Tower? Barefooted? Through glass? On Christmas Eve? An American legend. He could have been more had he only kept away from Sarah Palin.
@AC3handle
@AC3handle 2 роки тому
You can always tell the quality of a person by the enemies they make.
@augmanify
@augmanify 2 роки тому
Absolutely, no wander Trump is so attacked
@AC3handle
@AC3handle 2 роки тому
@@augmanify well you can also tell a person by the company they keep. So trump surrounds himself with yesmen/women, liars, cheaters, sycophants, grifters, and rudy Giuliani.
@fredrickhinojosa4568
@fredrickhinojosa4568 2 роки тому
No, no longer around, but under the ground, never make a sound! Mark, I'll take two over-easy!
@Radiotron47
@Radiotron47 2 роки тому
CONGRATULATIONS JIMMY !! ❤❤ 🇺🇸🇺🇸
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 2 роки тому
I don't like the idea of lifetime appointments on the Supreme court. There's no accountability to the American People once they've been appointed. You would hope only people of outstanding moral fiber would even be considered for such an honor, but look how that turned out. Looking at you Mr. "I Like Beer." (Brett Kavanaugh).
@ronnieking3848
@ronnieking3848 2 роки тому
Not to mention Justice Clarence Thomas putting pubic hairs on Anita Hills soda can. Lovely pair those two make.
@joannajamerson35
@joannajamerson35 2 роки тому
I agree
@mcfcguvnors
@mcfcguvnors 2 роки тому
it often annoyed me why the US Govt keeps so many secrets from its people I GET IT NOW ...IT HAS ALL BECOME CLEAR ,I AM ENLIGHTENED
@tomsampson8084
@tomsampson8084 2 роки тому
The reason the Founders gave Supreme Court Justices lifetime appointments was to keep politics out of the Court. The idea being once they are in, they are not subject to political pressure. The accountability to the people you speak of comes down to who you vote for in Congress and President.
@echo5226
@echo5226 2 роки тому
That's the point. No accountability means no outside influence on what they decide on dummy. Sorry it's not working out in your best interest.
@ChrisAlbertH47
@ChrisAlbertH47 2 роки тому
He also exaggerated his height, though curiously he underreported his weight, just as he underreported the value of his assets come tax time 😂
@dawnstanley1733
@dawnstanley1733 2 роки тому
Lol, now those are facts! 🤣🤣
@harryjove6725
@harryjove6725 2 роки тому
PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL PREVAIL
@sojournerkarunatruth4406
@sojournerkarunatruth4406 2 роки тому
@@harryjove6725 👻 oooo a scary keyboard warrior 👨‍💻
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 роки тому
No sh*t Sherlock! Look at his hair - there is no way a rich man would have that weak comb over!
@lexuses3942
@lexuses3942 2 роки тому
@@harryjove6725 Former president
@illyriumus2938
@illyriumus2938 2 роки тому
Anita Hill!!! 🤣😂 Please make it happen! I would love to see that Supreme Court telenovela.
@Seasidecc95437
@Seasidecc95437 2 роки тому
….flaps open like a civil war tent. You got me good, laughed so hard. Thank you Kimmel writers.
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 2 роки тому
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙❤💙
@420johonig
@420johonig 2 роки тому
Do u write this same comment on all his videos? I'm sure I saw it yesterday on another video
@aaronsakhai
@aaronsakhai 2 роки тому
@@420johonig these are all bots
@DiaryOfaCell
@DiaryOfaCell 2 роки тому
Trump 2024
@mystronghand4038
@mystronghand4038 2 роки тому
@@DiaryOfaCell 😭😭 MAGA TEARS
@Anthony-hu3rj
@Anthony-hu3rj 2 роки тому
@@aaronsakhai Hey minor troll, somewhere else if you're not here for the show.
@skycloud7637
@skycloud7637 2 роки тому
Every time Peter Dufus gets slapped down...An Angel gets it's wings!
@markman613
@markman613 2 роки тому
You win the internet today!!
@franktripodi8586
@franktripodi8586 2 роки тому
Slapped down, half the time President cabbagehead never calls him and the other half his questions never get answered..
@q.e.d.9112
@q.e.d.9112 2 роки тому
@@franktripodi8586 Jen Psaki slaps him down with grace and good humour at least once a week.
@bobwhite4671
@bobwhite4671 2 роки тому
@@q.e.d.9112 more like evades and lies.
@q.e.d.9112
@q.e.d.9112 2 роки тому
@@bobwhite4671 Earth calling planet Weird. One of yours (serial code b0bW/hite) seems to have found its way here. Request you recover this unit for replanetriation and re-programming. CAUTION: UNIT MALFUNCTIONS.
@dpulte
@dpulte 2 роки тому
Jimmy, your unrequited love for DT after all this time is truly touching. Hugs.
@anahata2009
@anahata2009 2 роки тому
I would give everything I own to see Biden nominate Anita Hill, and to be able to see the reaction of Crazy Clarence and his unhinged wife. It would be an historically beautiful act. Do it, Joe. My god, do it.
@OC-CPA
@OC-CPA 2 роки тому
Way too old. The whole point is to replace the retiring geezer with someone young who will sit on the court for decades. Perfect example of how Democrats get distracted by impractical idealism while Republicans prioritize political strategy. Republicans would LOVE for Biden to nominate a 65-year-old SCOTUS.
@mrzadezade
@mrzadezade 2 роки тому
I would agree if she were, say 20 years younger. A 65 year old justice may not have the longevity similar to those appointed by Mitch.
@BUILDanAMERICAthatputPEOPLE1st
@BUILDanAMERICAthatputPEOPLE1st 2 роки тому
We need SCJs without scandal. We all have flaws but if your integrity and morals are in question YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED
@fwscfemalewhiteseniorcitiz3711
@fwscfemalewhiteseniorcitiz3711 2 роки тому
So the opposite of Trump's choices.
@jeffreyromanowski7334
@jeffreyromanowski7334 2 роки тому
@@fwscfemalewhiteseniorcitiz3711 Agree. Trump never picked a "qualified" person for a position, during his entire presidency, including the Attorney General, and SCOTUS.
@darthlazlo
@darthlazlo 2 роки тому
He said, “Dip Schmidt.” Kimmel again kills it. I’m dead.
@chrichri6793
@chrichri6793 2 роки тому
Killing it?? His ratings are literally free falling lol
@darthlazlo
@darthlazlo 2 роки тому
@@chrichri6793 thanks for the ratings update!
@chrichri6793
@chrichri6793 2 роки тому
@@darthlazlo you’re welcome Lazlo!! Hope you have a great day and let’s go Brandon
@morugofuzuoku2369
@morugofuzuoku2369 2 роки тому
Why are you here ?
@darthlazlo
@darthlazlo 2 роки тому
@@chrichri6793 whatever makes you feel better.
@mrx1333
@mrx1333 2 роки тому
Wow!! 19yrs! Congrats Jimmy! You're way better than the other Jimmy!!
@halfpiint
@halfpiint 2 роки тому
"some caddies know how to wash balls!" Jimmy is everyone's favorite little brother! ❤
@jdubs604
@jdubs604 2 роки тому
Pick a better idol. You should learn about Jimmy’s past. It’s not pretty.
@runningdpm
@runningdpm 2 роки тому
God bless John McCain. Love him or hate him, he didn't hold back.
@simplybeautiful6498
@simplybeautiful6498 2 роки тому
I So Loved and Respected John McCain. He got off his sick bed to vote against one of Trump's choices - John walked down the aisle and gave a Thumbs Down 👎which is very symbolic to The Former Trump Administration...
@rendajones7368
@rendajones7368 2 роки тому
@@simplybeautiful6498 He did not support fascist including iQ45’s fascist regime.
@stevenfleming7769
@stevenfleming7769 2 роки тому
And,....look how good/smart Arizona is doing since his death.
@gerthmcnally2786
@gerthmcnally2786 2 роки тому
God bless Kyrsten Sinema
@NesQuik2258
@NesQuik2258 2 роки тому
Yes we know he sang like a bird when he was captured
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому
Trumpkin didn't come down from the private quarters until 11:00 am and never published his schedule so the American people would know what he was doing. Little Eric is a sad, sad boy.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 роки тому
Egotistical Nursery Rhymes Donny, Donny pumpkin head Had a psychopath father named Fred Wanting to be just like his dad Followed him around as a wee little lad Little Donny was the runt of the litter Started spreading unhinged rants on Twitter Until one day he was thrown off and banned He started waving his tiny little hands Blaming everyone for his own mistakes Hush money to porn stars, whatever it takes He called himself the chosen one Election was stolen and he really won Pillow head Mike is overly excited Even though Donny's organization got indicted His empire of corruption is about to crumble Can't even walk down a ramp without a stumble Oh Donny, Donny pumpkin head, when will you accept accountability instead?
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 роки тому
The release they used was 'dump will make many calls and hv many meetings!'🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😵😵
@kathleenr4047
@kathleenr4047 2 роки тому
For the 3 months after the 2020 election his schedule was a cut and paste, EVERYDAY and said, "The president will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and take many meetings."
@glennlrw
@glennlrw 2 роки тому
@@marshamariner7897 Which if you replace "dump" with Biden, sounds like what Psaki says in some pressers.
@dtsosie5836
@dtsosie5836 2 роки тому
During the onset of The Donald's presidential campaign he announced "I'm very rich" and we all know whatever he says it's usually 180 from what he tells the public
@grantgilbertson3533
@grantgilbertson3533 2 роки тому
Oh buddy, I am acutely aware of the difference between you and Jimmy Fallon. Thank you for being sincere.
@mystronghand4038
@mystronghand4038 2 роки тому
You can't spell HATRED without RED HAT!
@bluntedntoasted
@bluntedntoasted 2 роки тому
Happy 19th!!! What a great show. Thanks for all the memories over the years, And bless you for being a on the right side of history.
@brettjern3264
@brettjern3264 2 роки тому
On the right side of history?
@mrninja7157
@mrninja7157 2 роки тому
Could at least thrown in a few more pixels, could they not.
@B86432
@B86432 2 роки тому
Lol you sheep trying to destroy the country 🤣 how is that the right side of history
@Ghaleon42
@Ghaleon42 2 роки тому
@@B86432 lol cope
@Ghaleon42
@Ghaleon42 2 роки тому
@@brettjern3264 yup
@stevena.6760
@stevena.6760 2 роки тому
Jimmy Kimmel's show is always something I look foward to
@susanperkins1909
@susanperkins1909 2 роки тому
I love the look you had 19 years ago. What a sweet baby face. Now you have a wonderful kind man face and your sense of humor has never waivered. Thank you for the smiles and kindness
@robk.6591
@robk.6591 2 роки тому
Happy 19th Anniversary, Jimmy! Get Matt Damon on as a guest for your 20th Anniversary. 😄 🎉🎆👏🍻
@JohnDoe-jh5yr
@JohnDoe-jh5yr 2 роки тому
Tell him that fortune favors the bold, not the brave. Also, cryptocurrency is a pyramid scheme.
@professionalamatuer8064
@professionalamatuer8064 2 роки тому
10:44 - I checked and verified that both dogs are safe and unharmed.
@joemehere1151
@joemehere1151 2 роки тому
Congratulations Jimmy. Well done you guys!
@Shamustodd1
@Shamustodd1 2 роки тому
Pleasuring himself to Lou Dobbs! LOL whoever wrote that deserves a raise.
@Myrddnn
@Myrddnn 2 роки тому
Not only would her on the bench be a hoot, but it would make all the right wingers' heads explode. I'm in!
@sir_iosis6760
@sir_iosis6760 2 роки тому
“Hoot” … that sums up kimmels audience… lol
@joannajamerson35
@joannajamerson35 2 роки тому
I would love to have her on scotus
@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer
@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer 2 роки тому
@@sir_iosis6760 kkkeep kkkrying soreassed magatloser 😭🍷
@sir_iosis6760
@sir_iosis6760 2 роки тому
@@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer why the kkk im not a democrat
@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer
@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer 2 роки тому
@@sir_iosis6760 tell it to the trumper kkkultists carrying their cute little rebel kkkklan and kkkamp Auschwitz flags you guys used to goughe out cop eyeballs
@JohnsonsAtranny
@JohnsonsAtranny 2 роки тому
Another example of John McCain's heroism.
@jamesbutler8821
@jamesbutler8821 2 роки тому
I know! Right? Never seen that clip.
@ronnie_5150
@ronnie_5150 2 роки тому
Funny how liberals fell in love with McCain AFTER HE DIED.
@jamesbutler8821
@jamesbutler8821 2 роки тому
@@ronnie_5150 No, I liked and respected him quite a bit before he died too. In fact, had he not swung hard to the right in 2008 and then chosen that nutjob bimbo ditz Palin for a running mate he might have gotten my vote. He certainly had my respect for keeping his honor by going after the slime,Trump.
@kathyrichard8381
@kathyrichard8381 2 роки тому
Jimmy you're just too funny. I love watching your show.
@sritter66
@sritter66 2 роки тому
I am completely behind the Anita Hill for Supreme Court idea.
@hazelanderson1479
@hazelanderson1479 2 роки тому
Love James Adomian! This character is almost as good as his impression of Mike Pillow!!
@fonkenful
@fonkenful 2 роки тому
Yup, he’s a treasure for sure; definitely looking forward to more from him.
@frankfratto
@frankfratto 2 роки тому
Came here to say that. He's great! Pretty sure most of that is improvised too.
@stephanieadams3747
@stephanieadams3747 2 роки тому
Anita Hill would be awesome on the Supreme Court!
@kaynickerson6138
@kaynickerson6138 2 роки тому
👍
@parrisprice5892
@parrisprice5892 2 роки тому
Clarence thomas would turn white....er, than his white wife
@mikelytou
@mikelytou 2 роки тому
Maybe so, but subbing out an 83-year old to sub-in someone who is already 65? I mean, the ONE thing that Trump (from an unbiased strategic point of view) did right, is he appointed YOUNG justices to the supreme court, therefore making sure that his hateful influence on the SC is there for decades to come. Of the current SCJ, Sotomayor was the oldest at the day of her appointment with 55 years old.
@beaksofeagles
@beaksofeagles 2 роки тому
Has everyone forgotten Joe Biden's role in the hearings about her accusations regarding Clarence? She hasn't. Jimmy should have done a bit more homework.
@tos100returns
@tos100returns 2 роки тому
@@beaksofeagles Nobody forgot Clarence's role in asking her about a pubic hair on his Coke.
@DryBones271
@DryBones271 2 роки тому
Trump exaggerates a lot of things, not least which: His intelligence.
@mikelldaley9078
@mikelldaley9078 2 роки тому
amen lol
@kathrynchase4795
@kathrynchase4795 2 роки тому
Yep, he is a self described genius with his extremely large, UM, brain !😂😂
@cottonmouth8697
@cottonmouth8697 2 роки тому
@Us We * You’re @Us We * You’re Learn The Difference Points to remember Your is a possessive adjective. It is always followed by a noun in a sentence. You're is a contraction of two words, “you” and “are.” Contractions can be easily recognized by the apostrophe. Generally, contractions are not used in academic and formal papers and documents
@stephenshippos4604
@stephenshippos4604 2 роки тому
@@kathrynchase4795 He is an Ivy League graduate....
@itsaashish
@itsaashish 2 роки тому
Happy 19th Jimmy. Here's to many more.
@staghornthedruid957
@staghornthedruid957 2 роки тому
Put that man down as another Florida superhero who saved his dog or family from a wild predator. Bravo!
@karenwhinesmore9347
@karenwhinesmore9347 2 роки тому
Happy Anniversary Jimmy!!! We love you! You're aging better than wine!!
@TheRealYTIAN
@TheRealYTIAN 2 роки тому
That Pinkerton sketch wins the Monty Python's Flying Circus honor medal.
@rorykeegan1895
@rorykeegan1895 2 роки тому
Really? It was awful.
@paulandlesson
@paulandlesson 2 роки тому
The Pinkerton skit was very well done. Kudos to all who worked on it. Great history. Thanks
@Catherinzsl
@Catherinzsl 2 роки тому
I've always said there's not enough 19th century railroad humor in late night television. Thanks, JKL, for addressing this important issue.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 роки тому
I, personally, appreciated the many era-accurate references to various aspects of sexual activity at the time.
@clippersun88
@clippersun88 2 роки тому
Norm Macdonald would have loved it.
@Catherinzsl
@Catherinzsl 2 роки тому
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Nothing worse than anachronisms in erotica.
@princesssprinklesthecat4192
@princesssprinklesthecat4192 2 роки тому
Jedi knight luke?
@thisistheaccountname
@thisistheaccountname 2 роки тому
This week in Florida: We're expecting below 30⁰ F.
@billbaldwin3564
@billbaldwin3564 2 роки тому
News for you, you own horn tooter, comparing you to any of the other late nite hosts is ridiculous because there is no comparison. You are the absolute best.
@anabaird3835
@anabaird3835 2 роки тому
Congratulations and Happy 19th yrs! Sure doesn't seem that long.🥰 You're the BEST (by far) Jimmy Kimmel ❤
@coachdubz7533
@coachdubz7533 2 роки тому
Happy 19th anniversary to Jimmy Kimmel and crew. Love your reactions when Jimmy puts you on the spot Guillermo!
@TankUSA
@TankUSA 2 роки тому
Anita Hill! 💀 🤣 Damn Jimmy!
@dinijay
@dinijay 2 роки тому
Happy 19th Jimmy and team!❤️❤️
@evaadams8298
@evaadams8298 2 роки тому
“Dip Schmidt” Bahahhaaahaa You are HILARIOUS Jimmy!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@TentinQuarantino_
@TentinQuarantino_ 2 роки тому
I went to the first show, outside at Hollywood and Highland. George Clooney and Snoop Dogg walked tipsily past me and slapped my hand, and I saw Gwyneth Paltrow on the roof of Mann’s Chinese Theatre watching Chris Martin rehearse. As a dorky hayseed who had just moved here from Washington state, I was giddy lol. I used my blocky little Nokia to text my family.
@martica6755
@martica6755 2 роки тому
Happy Anniversary!!! Jimmy Kimmel YOU ROCK!! 👏👏👏👏
@andysandoval4572
@andysandoval4572 2 роки тому
Jimmy is a comedic genius and more important a very sincere and good guy!!!!
@piafunesbakker5095
@piafunesbakker5095 2 роки тому
👏👏👏Jimmy! Thank you
@ashwinf12
@ashwinf12 2 роки тому
Mike Lindell as Detective Mick “Mickey” J. McSullivan was quite refreshing 😆
@drzecelectric4302
@drzecelectric4302 2 роки тому
Love this guy!
@cosmosofinfinity
@cosmosofinfinity 2 роки тому
The Lindells are the heritors of the Sullivan bloodline. In fact, Mike was named after his grandfather, Mick
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 роки тому
OMG. Did Jimmy just talk about Fight Club? * shakes head *
@adamf663
@adamf663 2 роки тому
Never talk about fight club!
@shopwookie
@shopwookie 2 роки тому
AWESOME !!! that cracked me up...
@Emma-dh1lx
@Emma-dh1lx 2 роки тому
"I'm Jacks smirking revenge!" -Tyler Durden
@mysunnybird
@mysunnybird 2 роки тому
Yes, Joe Biden should nominate Anita Hill for the Supreme Court !!!!!! It is a great Idea, and I hope he does.
@UberLummox
@UberLummox 2 роки тому
"Mick" was comedy GOLD!!!!
@NPRGAdmin
@NPRGAdmin 2 роки тому
Anita Hill?! Brilliant!!!
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 роки тому
Love you Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo!! Happy Anniversary! 🤗💖💖💖
@missinformed9550
@missinformed9550 2 роки тому
John McCain, nice guy, real. I saw him a couple of times in my town. Once, he was standing outside the ice cream shop, eating an ice cream, looking at the view when I walked by. We looked at each other and he nodded, so did I. He was calm and cool, a good guy.
@xaviermagnate
@xaviermagnate 2 роки тому
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!
@thekeith-donovanexperience
@thekeith-donovanexperience 2 роки тому
Hey you all, my favorite fun uncle died today. Please give me some words of encouragement Kimmel family. I needed to smile today.
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 2 роки тому
Unfortunate to read. May he RIP. v
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 2 роки тому
Go live the life that your favorite uncle would have wanted you to.
@sandrapass4787
@sandrapass4787 2 роки тому
Yes! Anita's Hill. Jimmy, you are a Genius.
@robertmedina3982
@robertmedina3982 2 роки тому
Jimmy is not scared to say what’s going! What’s going on. Jimmy has some big balls.
@Worldswerth
@Worldswerth 2 роки тому
James Adomian is a national treasure. Surprised SNL hasn't scooped him up, but then he'd eclipse the rest of the cast.
@sylviaoesterwinter8858
@sylviaoesterwinter8858 2 роки тому
WOW!!!! Congrats and thanks to everyone on the Jimmy Kimmel team! We couldn't have made it without you.
@pauline_2373
@pauline_2373 2 роки тому
Some caddies really know how to wash balls 😂😂😂 I choked on my coffee!!!!
@gregorythomassr5485
@gregorythomassr5485 2 роки тому
Are you sure that's what you were choking on 😘
@chrisyoung9550
@chrisyoung9550 2 роки тому
Kimmel looks better now than he did when he was younger. He trimmed down a lot. Good for him.
@MandyRobWallace
@MandyRobWallace 2 роки тому
He probably has all the money he claims, it is just hidden off shore.
@HeriEystberg
@HeriEystberg 2 роки тому
Thank you for taking my mind off of the constant stress I'm experiencing lately!
@lovelyskull3483
@lovelyskull3483 2 роки тому
19yrs, wow! Well done Jimmy Kimmel.
@matthewotto8322
@matthewotto8322 2 роки тому
The Irish cop actor at the end . . . how in the hell did he get his face to turn that red 🤣🤣
@elbebeamarillo
@elbebeamarillo 2 роки тому
happy anniversary Jimmy, big fan of your show!
@matthewchick8908
@matthewchick8908 2 роки тому
You enjoy hate. Very sad!
@Opus313
@Opus313 2 роки тому
Donnie always exaggerates the size of things...
@frankperino4215
@frankperino4215 2 роки тому
Stormy will tell us the truth!
@sir_iosis6760
@sir_iosis6760 2 роки тому
@@frankperino4215 always trust a prostitute
@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer
@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer 2 роки тому
@@sir_iosis6760 I'd trust a women who sold her as before I trust a trumpsucking magatterrorist who sold out their country
@fernze.6478
@fernze.6478 2 роки тому
They say guys with small mushroom tops like to drive big cars to compansate for their man hood..In this case he likes to make himself big to make up for his micro lil tucker..Why do you think he likes teenage girls..They dont know any better..
@tomvalveede6808
@tomvalveede6808 2 роки тому
@@fernze.6478 Russian call girl says he's the Size of a Gherkin! That's why Trump in Big letters is found on all of his buildings. And why he wears those way Over-sized, Extra-long ties! LOL 😄😄😄
@russianbluecat6865
@russianbluecat6865 2 роки тому
Anita Hill for SCOTUS! Perfect!
@arthurneddysmith
@arthurneddysmith 2 роки тому
Trump played more golf in his first six months than any other president in their entire term. Entire term!
@salsaatrocitiesb1746
@salsaatrocitiesb1746 2 роки тому
I screamed YESSSSSSS when you said ANITA HILL. She is stronger than most human beings in this world.
@shannond7437
@shannond7437 2 роки тому
Doocy isn’t a reporter but rather an internet troll given an in real life option
@alistairmackintosh9412
@alistairmackintosh9412 2 роки тому
Yeah, notice even the right isn't objecting to him being called stupid, just being called a sunuvabitch.
@buckhorncortez
@buckhorncortez 2 роки тому
Then you must simply love Jim Acosta...
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 роки тому
Dropping a Doocy will now live in infamy.
@timtaylor9342
@timtaylor9342 2 роки тому
Libs with TDS.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 2 роки тому
@@timtaylor9342 The only derangement lies with Trump. Do you need a hug like Eric? Egotistical Nursery Rhymes Donny, Donny pumpkin head Had a psychopath father named Fred Wanting to be just like his dad Followed him around as a wee little lad Little Donny was the runt of the litter Started spreading unhinged rants on Twitter Until one day he was thrown off and banned He started waving his tiny little hands Blaming everyone for his own mistakes Hush money to porn stars, whatever it takes He called himself the chosen one Election was stolen and he really won Pillow head Mike is overly excited Even though Donny's organization got indicted His empire of corruption is about to crumble Can't even walk down a ramp without a stumble Oh Donny, Donny pumpkin head, when will you accept accountability instead?
@tannerplummer1996
@tannerplummer1996 2 роки тому
The “This week in Florida” was actually cool. That man saved his dogs from a bear!
@desireeespinosa3954
@desireeespinosa3954 2 роки тому
He did not 😳
@peanutbutterdragon4105
@peanutbutterdragon4105 2 роки тому
It wasn't funny though his dogs could have been killed
@larryadams458
@larryadams458 2 роки тому
Looked like the dog ended up outside with the bear and the human barricaded the door. Don't know if the dog survived.
@Nicole14289
@Nicole14289 2 роки тому
Good news, it sounds like both dogs were not injured! I googled it the guys name is Walter Hickox and reports say the dogs are ok!
@paulorganisation1
@paulorganisation1 2 роки тому
Good They are okay because it looks like the second dog was outside.
@sophiew1967
@sophiew1967 2 роки тому
Happy 19 th anniversary Jimmy 🎂x
@dspondike
@dspondike 2 роки тому
I had a Great Uncle who robbed a train. Stole the engine in Erie, PA. and drove it to see his girlfriend in Sharon. Got caught bringing it back. This was about 90 years ago.
@scbtripwire
@scbtripwire 2 роки тому
If Peter Doocy can be a reporter, anyone can.
@jeanninemurray6539
@jeanninemurray6539 2 роки тому
Sad to tell you, Peter Doocy isn't a reporter. So...
@sir_iosis6760
@sir_iosis6760 2 роки тому
I bet you drool when you type … just a “wild hunch”…
@randyevermore9323
@randyevermore9323 2 роки тому
Well, anyone whose pop works for the network.
@thedoog0106
@thedoog0106 2 роки тому
Like Jim Acosta
@Deuteromis
@Deuteromis 2 роки тому
I would grill any president what their facts smell like and turn it into a full-blown scandal.
@DonnaPeck
@DonnaPeck 2 роки тому
Happy Anniversary! And today is my 70th birthday! I never realized your show launched on my birthday! Keep up the great work! ❤️😂❤️
@carmellitale-man2671
@carmellitale-man2671 2 роки тому
Donna Peck happy birthday
@daviegriffin3539
@daviegriffin3539 2 роки тому
*Happy birthday & cheers from Mėxico!* 🇲🇽🏝️🍻😘😷
@francescaa8331
@francescaa8331 2 роки тому
Happy birthday!
@samanthamariefreeman335
@samanthamariefreeman335 2 роки тому
Happy 70th Birthday Donna Peck!! Fellow Aquarian! My b'day is next week, Feb 1. (Got one year on ya, though - turning 71)
@hoozle
@hoozle 2 роки тому
Happy birthday from Ireland ❤
@hanagueen5535
@hanagueen5535 2 роки тому
Jimmy, we love you. Please go on with your night. Our life would be meaningless without you. We wish you more success. We love you Jimmy. The best host💖🥰❤👍👍🌹🍀💐🙏❤
@vickymoffatt2163
@vickymoffatt2163 2 роки тому
Love ya Jimmy keep up the good work... The laughs keep on coming.
@exessex3522
@exessex3522 2 роки тому
5:41 I saw a report by Keith Olbermann quite a long time ago where he investigated Trump's claimed wealth and concluded fairly convincingly that Trump was nowhere near as rich as he claimed and was very dependent at the time from the money he made doing that TV show.
@stevebaldwin7192
@stevebaldwin7192 2 роки тому
LOL and Olbermann is an unhinged lunatic that can't even keep a steady job in mainstream media.
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 2 роки тому
@@stevebaldwin7192 Cult45 wants to talk "unhinged lunatics". Clever bunch, ain'tcha?
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 2 роки тому
My understanding is that 45 has been vastly exaggerating his wealth to get better financing terms, while simultaneously vastly underestimating it for tax purposes, for a very long time. In fact, he tricked Forbes into putting him on their "rich" list, and used that as a basis for the aforementioned, which snowballed into his Presidency.
@BishopWalters12
@BishopWalters12 2 роки тому
why does anyone care about Trumps wealth?
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 2 роки тому
@@BishopWalters12 Whatever Trump says, you can assume it's a lie until proven otherwise.
@MrVanderwel
@MrVanderwel 2 роки тому
Whenever I go #2 I say I'm dropping a Doocy.
@MsWarriordiva
@MsWarriordiva 2 роки тому
Me too only mine is a Doug Ducey. Lol
@sir_iosis6760
@sir_iosis6760 2 роки тому
Your mom and cats must think you’re the funniest unemployed soy in the room…
@sir_iosis6760
@sir_iosis6760 2 роки тому
@@MsWarriordiva your 32 cats must be so proud…
@jeffreyromanowski7334
@jeffreyromanowski7334 2 роки тому
@@sir_iosis6760 Trump lost! Butthurt?
@irishdivajeffries6668
@irishdivajeffries6668 2 роки тому
HAHA! 24 hours a day. Too funny!
@ryanbruner4633
@ryanbruner4633 2 роки тому
Liberals love John McCain now. I can’t get over that.
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