Criminals Who Stormed the Capitol are Incriminating Themselves All Over Social Media
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3 роки томуWe celebrate the 18th anniversary of our show, and Jimmy talks about the first Biden and Trump jokes he ever told on the show, federal investigators tracking down the criminals who stormed the capitol three weeks ago, an alarming new warning from Apple, the MyPillow guy Mike Lindell getting kicked off Twitter for spreading misinformation, former Ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley commenting on the impeachment of Donald Trump, a new ad for Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ run for Governor of Arkansas, our Unintentional Joke of the Day starring VP Kamala Harris, the fate of Donald Trump’s Diet Coke button from the White House, and we revisit an old bit we did about Joe Biden that someone on Reddit claimed we took down as part of a conspiracy.
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@carmenm9068 3 роки тому
Love the girl who's been tracking down insurgents via a dating app. Thanking her for her service!
@tatiana4446 3 роки тому
Now THAT'S patriotism!
@adeleweiss8130 3 роки тому
That made me laugh too.
@candicemonique5927 3 роки тому
I thought that was hilarious. 😂🤣😂🤣
@abelis644 3 роки тому
@@candicemonique5927 We women are so funny and smart, those losers never knew what hit them... PRICELESS!!!😅😅😅
@muhchung 3 роки тому
Pure genius.
@yorkbizz 3 роки тому
Why should we give him a break? He didn't give us a break for almost 5 years. And we didn't break the law.
@robinjackson7882 3 роки тому
Nor did we start an insurrection
@DavZeugme 3 роки тому
"When they pil-low, we pill-high" was underappreciated. I'm using that dad-joke until my last day.
@SaadTheLegend 3 роки тому
"Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." - Sandy Cheeks
@stephluvsdave 3 роки тому
To the person who changed her dating profile to catch the criminals that stormed the capital...not all heroes wear capes. ❤️
@Aya_Brea1998 3 роки тому
Actually no heroes wear capes unless you're 5 years old or ride the short bus. Most heroes like SEAL team six that put a bullet in Bin Laden's head or D-day WW2 wear submachine guns and grenade launchers.
@faithfulgrl 3 роки тому
Now THAT Is 🦅 Patriotism! 🇺🇸📜
@thewarriors3048 3 роки тому
@@Aya_Brea1998 I bet you're fun at parties
@tundrawomansays5067 3 роки тому
No, some of them just charge them: Helll-oooooo Insurrection Indiscretion.
@fhvxdhbx1775 3 роки тому
@@Aya_Brea1998 were they heroes or war criminals it’s all subjective some believe both sides where wrong and America can get away with what they want
@NewMessage 3 роки тому
Ah yes.. the 'Law and Order' party is screaming that we shouldn't uphold the law when it's one of their guys. Sounds about right.
@tuyenle8107 3 роки тому
Trump 4ever 😍😝
@THINJIMI 3 роки тому
@@tuyenle8107 - Forever a loser.
@northernpunx1978 3 роки тому
Their so vile I feel like puking whenever they lie which is constant. The world needs these criminals deported to Mars.
@18Hongo 3 роки тому
@@northernpunx1978 That seems unfair to Mars. Martians are gonna be sitting there like "these earthlings are NOT sending us their best people!".
@hockey1freak 3 роки тому
@@18Hongo Not fair to Jimmy's arch enemy either.
@shakejones 3 роки тому
Congratulations Jimmy and the crew!!! you guys rock! thank you for 18 years of good fun and laughs! much love from the Isle of Manhattan!
@davidstill754 3 роки тому
Congratulations on 18 years!! You've been honest and steadfast and the type of comic release the country needs and enjoys. Johnny Carson and Jay Leno set a pretty high bar for late night comedy acts to follow and I think you belong in that club as well. Thanks for doing what you do
@nidhinarendra3728 3 роки тому
Jimmy is aging like fine wine. Just like Steve Carrell
@a.j.9115 3 роки тому
Better than IMO 😂
@TheMeloettaful 3 роки тому
I was just thinking the same thing lol 😂! He looks so much better than he did in 2004! Aging like fine wine indeed 😘💕!
@fishrgirl5980 3 роки тому
I agree!👍i like facial hair on men, as long as it's clean! & not scraggly.😂or spotty.
@KittySnicker 3 роки тому
“Just wanted to incriminate myself a little.” Mission accomplished!
@Andrew-ih2gz 3 роки тому
Read that in George Bush's voice.
@9thwardslim2105 3 роки тому
The election is four years from now😂
@wvrjl 3 роки тому
But it's not the first self incrimination. A lot of thieves, and other criminals have done this.
@Alwaysroses1 3 роки тому
Seriously, what a group of STUPID, dangerous, people, just like their supreme leader.
@Dan__W 3 роки тому
Bigfoot scribbling on some documents was gold. 🤣🤣
@MarciaAguiarmutts 3 роки тому
It's amazing how Jimmy Kimmel looks much younger now than in 2004. That haircut and those sideburns truly added some years on him.
@Benz5469 3 роки тому
It still baffles me how much better Jimmy looks now compared to when the show first started. Age definitely did him well.
@MarcosElMalo2 3 роки тому
It took over two decades to remove the faint scent of Adam Carolla.
@mandywathen7847 3 роки тому
I was thinking the exact same thing... He definitely looks better now.
@susanjohnson8396 3 роки тому
That stupidity of people's lack if knowledge about Politics isn't funny anymore.
@WaningGibbous 3 роки тому
It's the sad truth.
@franklerch1012 3 роки тому
never was...
@Levi-rc8kh 3 роки тому
Seriously. People think that Joe Biden's actions while in office are terrible and that just because he has a speech impediment means he has dementia. The ignorance of people these days. 🙄
@faithfulgrl 3 роки тому
When lack of one's own thoughts and camaraderie hold hands it becomes dangerous, for everyone.
@tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому
@@WaningGibbous How are you?? Hope you and your family are safe???
@untermench3502 3 роки тому
The last line of Maximilien Robespierre's diary read: Note to self: Do not incite a mob of Idiots.
@tinaloye2014 3 роки тому
After executing hundreds of ppl, and inciting others to report opposition, he’s annoyed ppl got fed up and mad?
@torryjobe6244 3 роки тому
Jimmy definitely had a "glow up" stage later in life. Love it.
@mamababycats 3 роки тому
The woman using dating app to find these criminals is a genius and should be considered a great activist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@skeletorlongbottom 3 роки тому
Yeah, it won't be long before she'll be sewing little stars on the clothes of Trump supporters and telling them "work makes you free".
@krisfrederick5001 3 роки тому
That is brilliant and hilarious.
@whynottalklikeapirat 3 роки тому
@@skeletorlongbottom Your love of the halflings longbottom leaf has clearly slowed your mind
@mattjohnston2 3 роки тому
Yeah, I thought this was great too! lol
@everwhat013 3 роки тому
fbi gonna recruit her
@lw3269 3 роки тому
Props to the Airbnb host. Can't stop laughing at that one.
@waryaawariiri1812 3 роки тому
Someone should post the direct link.
@JDMimeTHEFIRST 3 роки тому
People need to check Facebook before renting out. If they’re on Facebook, don’t rent to them. 😄. Unless you like people who repost white supremacist blogs from their mom’s basement or who are trying to convince the world they AREN’T getting a divorce.
@jmibarbia14 3 роки тому
Happy anniversary to Jimmy and his crew!!! 💖
@tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому
How are you doing??? Hope you and your family are safe??
@SundanceWolf 3 роки тому
A politician only has to say "'god bless" and suddenly everyone loses their critical thinking. Omg they said God! Must blindly follow them!
@derekmetcalf7657U.S.A 3 роки тому
Who's the "Politician"?
@khamilton7537 3 роки тому
Jimmy is like a fine wine, he gets better as he gets older.
@samanrabati701 3 роки тому
Who cares 😂😂😂😂
@angeljesus9674 3 роки тому
@@samanrabati701 I do
@zobbukit 3 роки тому
...and thinner.
@mintgumornot 3 роки тому
...in upside down world...
@comehomeaustralia2374 3 роки тому
Yes, it's called vinegar. Good for cleaning away things like independent thinking, self determination, friendships, stuff like that.
@bonnielass82 3 роки тому
Jimmy is getting more handsome as time goes by!!
@misskitty6586 3 роки тому
He's aging VERRRRRY well!
@TheHergeea 3 роки тому
Agree-it is amazing.
@tatiana4446 3 роки тому
I actually didn't recognize him in the clips until Guillermo said something about his hair. Looks way better now!
@stormyweather8798 3 роки тому
He is sexy now.
@davidsucesso2419 3 роки тому
It's older only
@aarondixon8783 3 роки тому
Thought the phone joke would be 'Cricket, it won't make you croak ' XD
@choosumfat 3 роки тому
Dang, i can't believe how much better Jimmy looks now vs then
@kerensabirch5214 3 роки тому
To be fair, when the country is running along relatively smoothly, not everyone is that interested in politics or who's currently in government. I'm Australian and could not tell you who our Deputy Prime Minister is right now. I actually know way more about American politics than our own, thanks to Trump and his corrupt family and administration.
@joesix-pack4022 3 роки тому
Ignorance is nothing to boast about, Kerensa. You SHOULD know who's running the country. BTW, the deputy PM is a complete moron named Michael McCormack.
@blackjack4681 3 роки тому
@@joesix-pack4022 Sounding a bit arrogant there, mate.
@anderjpoo 3 роки тому
@@joesix-pack4022Well said
@gmun2248 3 роки тому
@@blackjack4681 You're siding with 'assistant president/ movie star/ terrorist' over 'we should all know who is running our country' with that comment. Arrogance is not the opposite of ignorance.
@joesix-pack4022 3 роки тому
@@blackjack4681 Not at all. She said everything's going just great in Australia, with our right-wing government, when it is NOT! Then she says she pays so little attention she doesn't even know who the Deputy PM is. And his name was all over the papers a week or two ago for some stupid comments he made.
@bunkey653 3 роки тому
Okay but Jimmy has aged like fine wine holy moly 😍😍😍
@tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому
How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??
@marshamariner7897 2 роки тому
He looks so cute tho I. The earlier shows 🌹🌹💖💖 and ya he has gotten better 🌹💖
@todd3205 3 роки тому
We would like to thank you for what you have done for America these last 5 years, Mr. Kimmel.
@TheRealBeep5050 3 роки тому
Guillermo: "I'm laughing about your hair." I'm laughing because he looked like Elvis before he died
@skidart9063 3 роки тому
Lmao. Good one
@levertsanders3323 3 роки тому
Most Definitely 😃
@nathanvinson7639 3 роки тому
Funny, seriously you should be on the show for pointing that out🤣🤣😂
@olefella7561 3 роки тому
"When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov
@supremelyeducated3273 3 роки тому
Ha ha ha.
@thykingdomcome7238 3 роки тому
He he he!
@ms.gregoria2249 3 роки тому
Agree
@mikedbigame3398 3 роки тому
Being intelligent has been demonized.
@danielwhyatt3278 3 роки тому
Agreed. He sure was right.
@evad520 3 роки тому
"They didn't have a trial in the House". Someone might want to explain to her what impeachment is.
@jkap34 3 роки тому
You missed a "y" in your original post. I understood what you meant, but there will be someone who doesn't.
@tarrynlea 3 роки тому
Think she meant committee hearings. But those aren't a requirement. Bet she didn't complain when the GOP blocked the previous impeachment from having any witness testimony though...
@lovemoviesful2 3 роки тому
She one of those Trump cult, so don't expect her to know much about anything outside of Trump.
@ninij9692 3 роки тому
Melissa is about to take a "stay-cation" in a gated community.
@marshamariner7897 2 роки тому
Ill go. I'd 💕 to c Jimmy at 🏠🏡💕🌹💖
@sharonbarton1888 3 роки тому
Congradulations! On this great show's anniversary!!
@pcr5539 3 роки тому
Your jokes have gotten better and you've gotten skinnier… What more could you ask for
@peggyreely8339 3 роки тому
He gave me his weight....seriously what I was thinking when I saw his 2008 clip...lol. I love the guy. He's the best on latenight.
@eduardog8782 3 роки тому
My dude aged like a fine wine lol
@garla5851 3 роки тому
Patriotism means to stand with the Country, Not to stand With The President! ✅ Theodore Roosevelt
@mikaelleonbriones6356 3 роки тому
Trumpies: I'm gonna pretend i didn't read that
@alexrowdyrodrigues9716 3 роки тому
@@mikaelleonbriones6356 they can't read anyway so don't bother the only thing they can read a McDonald's drive thru menu
@fezzik7619 3 роки тому
How many videos am I going to see this same quote cited?
@WayneTwitch 3 роки тому
Yea you know how they rigged are election for Biden because China knew what Trump was going to do to them ? If thats not standing up for are country idk what is down let me guess thugs burning citys down is ?
@garla5851 3 роки тому
@@fezzik7619 Keep us posted, and let us know what the finally tally is !
@grant4735 3 роки тому
that bit with your family and workplace harassment was solid gold. Youve got a good family, Jimbo.
@perolannes 3 роки тому
The assistant president guy was really close enough! Haha
@ArtfullyGifted 3 роки тому
I didn't realize Jimmy had lost weight. He looks healthier now.
@comehomeaustralia2374 3 роки тому
You've given me a lot to think about... Like how many times did you vote for Hidin Biden? Seriously?
@abelis644 3 роки тому
Oh yeah he was quite chubby back in the day, he really looks terrific now!
@mickeskogen3184 3 роки тому
Hes been on a drug binge...
@darkhorse7460 3 роки тому
I'm pretty sure he did a two-day a week low-calorie method
@parrisprice5892 3 роки тому
Happy Anniversary, big thanks for helping us ALL get thru the past 4 years of hell under dump. Stay safe everyone💙🇺🇲
@butchmcqueen5625 3 роки тому
This is hands-down the best late night on TV right now
@littlemrpinkness295 3 роки тому
It's so unfair to try to convict someone AFTER he's committed the crime!
@ahsansiddiqui4263 3 роки тому
Very Unfair. What a world we are living in that ignorance of a premediated perpetrated doesn't acquit the accused.
@tanitaindelicato5649 3 роки тому
🤣😂🤣the courts have cases on their dockets for nothing and I guess all criminals will be released with free passes...smh
@chipschannel9494 3 роки тому
When you try to overthrow the Constitution, the punishment is harsh and ruthless. Don’t “fas” yourself, N.Y. State is going to convict him on tax fraud and evasion, like they did Al Capone , that will be 10 years in Sing Sing , because Deutschbank is going to give him up, they are already in trouble with the German government. You understand if you do something criminal, you have to pay , or else you must release all incarcerated persons, that would be “fair” right?!
@tjfreno69 Рік тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....um...that's the only time.
@lindaj171 3 роки тому
Jimmy gets better as he ages . . . like a fine wine! 🍷
@tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому
How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe???
@paultrevorbale2440 3 роки тому
He’s better looking now than he was 18 years ago!
@TheMeloettaful 3 роки тому
I was just thinking the same thing lol 😂! The grey hairs makes him look even better!
@gberi317 3 роки тому
True
@nanyonikatola5689 3 роки тому
I like him older, he looks way better older especially with the beard
@louloubell6586 3 роки тому
Few men get better with age like Robert Downey Jr, Jimmy is one of them.
@miciboo9993 3 роки тому
He’s aging too fast. Lost lot of weight.
@DV-ou1yu 3 роки тому
@@miciboo9993 He looks healthier than ever slimmed down. He looked like a heavy beer drinker younger. No matter what people say, weight lost always leads to people saying "you look great". That doesn't happen when you put on weight.
@willmdmv8848 3 роки тому
I’m 31 now and luckily I’m also one of those ppl that looks better with time
@nefariousmex2352 3 роки тому
@@willmdmv8848 You're still young lol
@dersimmassukach1998 3 роки тому
Happy anniversary to all the staff members we never see thank you for making this Show possible:)
@melgallardo2012 3 роки тому
Everyone seems extra happy today. I just realized how tense the last 4 years have been for y'all.
@James-lz6eh 3 роки тому
I think we need to sick the DOJ and FBI on all these corrupt politicians!
@horseceelover 3 роки тому
Bro right after he said its time for a new pillow i got an ad for “cube pillow”
@seer1623 3 роки тому
Man has Jimmy ever slimmed down. Good for him.
@ClownP1SS 3 роки тому
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@edvardferand9934 3 роки тому
Kimmel looks better now than he did in the flashback. Good for him.
@amaliarincon736 3 роки тому
Edvard Ferand I hope he doesn't cut his beard.
@DV-ou1yu 3 роки тому
Or put the weight back on
@googleuser2874 3 роки тому
Jimmy has only improved with time, in every way really.
@realalbertan 3 роки тому
The guy on bail for B&E who was busted by his ankle monitor
@Tadicuslegion78 3 роки тому
Jimmy's lost a lot of weight.
@MsLila44 3 роки тому
Re-match 🏀 vs Ted Cruz!
@victoriawilliams2786 3 роки тому
Probably trying to keep up with his little kids! They're really cute!
@honeybear9564 3 роки тому
I think he’s aged very well. Someone(s) looking out for him (himself included).
@stargasior 3 роки тому
He looks much better now. 👍
@laurab3876 3 роки тому
He is better looking now. more handsome
@nastybedazzler 3 роки тому
"When are you going to put it in?" "I hear that a lot." That was hilarious.
@shantoreywilkins651 3 роки тому
🥂
@dahawk8574 3 роки тому
"Unintentional"? More like Kamala's 4000th time using that line.
@thejiggy 3 роки тому
She went with the less-risky option, I might have accidentally blurted "thatswhatshesaid" haha
@wendylott6920 3 роки тому
You sir, made my soda both explode from my nose and nearly drown on it at the same time. Should we ever meet I owe you a cookie.
@jillrb7638 3 роки тому
@@dahawk8574 Oh yeah i'm sure you're so right. ha.
@hussarguitar 3 роки тому
In the "who's Joe Biden" bit, I like how the woman asking the questions jokes, "You think Condoleezza is the VP, a black woman VP"? Not so incredible any more.
@KryptoBright 3 роки тому
Lol definitely
@crystalwolcott4744 3 роки тому
I mean she said first, like if she was the first they would have made a big deal about it, just like they are now lol
@tradrudeboy 3 роки тому
Jimmy's delivery on "just push the button" got me.
@BecksBet 3 роки тому
Happy Anniversary! Thank you for all the years of laughter.
@kelgreen99 3 роки тому
When they pillow, we pill-high.
@MarcosElMalo2 3 роки тому
I didn’t realize we were living in a simulation until I was Red Pillowed.
@maryelizabeth6797 3 роки тому
A pun my word! LOL
@pinkLeopard580 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@anderjpoo 3 роки тому
that did not get the laugh it deserved!
@lordbaemon1467 3 роки тому
Wait the diet coke button was actually a thing? I thought that was a meme XD
@PM-rm7nr 3 роки тому
Kamala: Is it in yet? Nurse: That's what she said.🤣
@supremelyeducated3273 3 роки тому
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ~ George Carlin
@elbonnybar 3 роки тому
man, i loved that special. the man was truly on point in his criticism.
@MTKRAILROAD 3 роки тому
Like religions both sides use this (George's quote) against the other
@juliomiramontes9470 3 роки тому
You must be talking about BLM and Antifa.
@colinthurmeier281 3 роки тому
Would it ever be interesting to hear George's take on this Charade.
@mehboobkm2018 3 роки тому
But he never had us public in mind!
@shirleycochrane8788 3 роки тому
Shows what a good influence his wife has had on him over their time together. He looks much fitter and healthier now than he did years ago! Molly must really love him!
@FakingANerve 3 роки тому
Orrrr, and hear me out, Jimmy knows he's punching above his weight class and is trying to make sure she sticks around. Munch on it for a while - see how it tastes. Just a thought.
@shirleycochrane8788 3 роки тому
@@FakingANerve Funny. but she is much prettier than he is so ...your not wrong.......
@tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому
How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??
@shirleycochrane8788 3 роки тому
@@tylerjakes6674 I'm fine and family has had a few covid battles(son and his wife) but everyone pulled through and we are quarantining like the rest of the world! Hope you and yours are fine and thank you for asking! rare these days.
@benjaminmurray455 3 роки тому
It is equally amusing and terrifying that some American didn't know who Joe Biden was!! 😂😂😂
@thepoet456 3 роки тому
60 percent of Americans think angels are real
@benjaminmurray455 3 роки тому
Lol 😂😂 okay
@Twig2250 3 роки тому
Spoken like a true non American
@ilovesuisse1 3 роки тому
That’s because he’s such a non-entity, total bore.
@BlackEpyon 3 роки тому
People are letting their guard down? This is the US we're talking about. Their guard was never UP to begin with!
@meganesenpai 3 роки тому
Whoever edited that promotion clip should get a raise. The cut, the lightning, the effects, all were perfect.
@rickgarza7877 3 роки тому
Looks like the FBI are going to have an easy time arresting the "domestic terrorists" who stormed the United States Capitol.
@andychyld9275 3 роки тому
Jimmy Kimmel: When they pil-low We pil- high Mrs Obama: 👍🏾
@lexplained 3 роки тому
Unbelievable! That was really you, Jimmy?!
@joet5252 3 роки тому
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
@julieannmaloney7187 3 роки тому
When ever im having a bad day I just remind myself that at least I have never live streamed myself committing a crime.
@tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому
How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??
@lisazabriskie4773 3 роки тому
Good one. 🥴
@lisazabriskie4773 3 роки тому
@@tylerjakes6674 you threatening people everywhere is not very smart Tyler. Reverse I.P address. Heard of it? 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸
@tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому
@@lisazabriskie4773 I'm not threatening anyone okay
@ntandosekay 3 роки тому
Yep! The Trump supporters have turned us into geniuses . We can never reach even half of their level of stupidity no matter how hard we tried.
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 3 роки тому
It’s scary how uninformed some Americans are. Not knowing who the VP is after he’s been in office for 6 years is almost unbelievable.
@zylka172 3 роки тому
unbelievable and even more so, embarrassing!
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 3 роки тому
@Third Party Don’t encourage them. 🤣
@AutotuneSucksBalls 3 роки тому
@Third Party in Mexico the presidential term is 6 years. The OP is probably Mexican 🤣
@StudeSteve62 3 роки тому
Unbelievable? Hardly...
@AutotuneSucksBalls 3 роки тому
@Third Party yup. And only one term is permitted under the constitution so six years tops for any one candidate is the most the law allows in Mexico. So what do you think is better? A term and a half (by US standards) straight up with no re-election in Mexico or one 4 year term with the possibility of reelection in the US? I’d be interesting to know what you think 🤔
@michele2161 3 роки тому
Jimmy is one of those rare people who get better looking with age.
@reddog6256 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣this is exactly what i thought and wrote then i saw your comment
@Itsthevoices29 3 роки тому
11:10 Jimmy: “you’ve been eating at the kitchen counter ...” Me : * stops chewing midway eating at the kitchen counter * how did he know 😱
@tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому
How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??
@jennifercamille16 3 роки тому
I can't believe it's been 18 years! Congratulations, man! 🎂🎉
@MegaShrinkage 3 роки тому
Imagine being so entitled that you think you can commit crimes and publish it for anyone to see!..
@denisek4392 3 роки тому
That is what BLM and antifa did all last summer. Over 2 billion in property damage.
@shem269 3 роки тому
@@denisek4392 Denise K unt
@DeeHughes 3 роки тому
@@denisek4392 whatabout whatabout whatabout
@rudimine4679 3 роки тому
Haha Yeah, BLM and Antifa doing it all year 2020. Burning, looting, stealing new iPhones. Wonder why noone was put in jail? It's called double standards and works as intended for brainwashed people
@gelynch52phPH 3 роки тому
I call Lil' Sarry by her Cherokee name "Sarry Looks 2 Ways."
@lydiaanderson7752 3 роки тому
@Hello Jerry how are you doing?
@karenvalfon 3 роки тому
Congratulations on your anniversary!!
@christopherkraft1327 3 роки тому
Happy anniversary Jimmy & crew!! 🎉🎈
@Justusson 3 роки тому
Why the USA never evolve politically: No one is ever held accountable. Politically,..
@comehomeaustralia2374 3 роки тому
Until very soon. But like any good movie, the plot has a WILD twist
@encarnacionvillazana3270 3 роки тому
I believe in technology for positive and negative advantages in our lives.. Mr Matt Horner AI I believe, as well as other people, is the REAL climax to destruction of humanity.. Just like the iPhone- pacemaker Warning! 👍👍👍
@comehomeaustralia2374 3 роки тому
Matt Horner AI not reporting for duty. Trump good, Biden bad, must troll people with different opinions. Cause chaos. No, in all seriousness, just sick of 50% of comments on bitchute coming from obvious AI and thought I'd check in on how the old youtube is going. Seriously, 50% of comments are AI on bitchute. We already left youtube. Tell your people to get a real job. I'm half kidding, I know they're not your people. Just bummed because a voice has been silenced from the public square and the square gets smaller and smaller. Who's really dividing everyone?
@zachcarter3186 3 роки тому
Truman,McCarthy, bush Sr bush Jr, clinton, Obama, Reagan all got away free
@samdowner1792 3 роки тому
@@comehomeaustralia2374 WTF are YOU babbling about? You stoned ?
@davidanthony6408 3 роки тому
The selfie incriminated.
@alexalexalex797 3 роки тому
They even stomped over eachother and had heart attacks and strokes during it, sad as it seems. Self incrimination is the least ridiculous thing about them
@KKISCRAZYFUL 3 роки тому
That one girl on bumble is a genius
@matthewkoch6937 3 роки тому
She's the 21st century equivalent of Mata Hari. I applaud her efforts.
@greeneyedlady5580 3 роки тому
Actually, a lot of women on dating services started doing that right after the insurrection.
@TheAussieLeo 3 роки тому
Happy Birthday Guillermo!!!
@trishplusmama 3 роки тому
Happy birthday, Guillermo! ❤️✨
@wesleyc.4937 3 роки тому
THE SCENE of the CRIME ---- Your Honor, I know what I'm talking about, I'm an expert, I was there, you weren't!
@peggygibbons479 3 роки тому
The BEST part of the shows being from home was us getting to see Jane and Billy. For real. Those kids make me SMILE!!
@TNDRAV 3 роки тому
Jimmy Kimmel looks 1000% finer now WOW. He got younger lol 😂
@TNDRAV 3 роки тому
I think I’m in love.
@charro028 3 роки тому
Jimmy is definitely better with age! He looks great!
@helixfire1198 3 роки тому
Happy 18th anniversary Jimmy! Funny as ever! I LOVE your show!
@brandonyoung-kemkes1128 3 роки тому
Happy birthday Guillermo.
@karenhartman9774 3 роки тому
I love you and your show. Blessings to everybody working to make it happen.
@brycepatrick5393 3 роки тому
☺ Me too
@brycepatrick5393 3 роки тому
Hello Karen
@georgei546 3 роки тому
Omg the Sara ad had me on the floor laughing.
@shellymccauley4623 Рік тому
Jimmy…you keep it fresh, funny, and honest. Thank you! Don’t ever stop being you.❤️
@jdbeards1 3 роки тому
The cult of jimmy, we are in trouble!
@randomname1251 3 роки тому
Congrats on 18 years, Jimmy! I love your show
@agirlandherhusky7014 3 роки тому
“He’s the assistant president.” Before I watched this I wondered, how did we get here? Now, I’m good. I understand. 🤦🏼♀️
@mikesoprano9518 3 роки тому
So apethetic this is why civilizations collapse.
@jbd96039 3 роки тому
Yep. In this country you can't legally, drive, fish or get married without a license yet anyone over 18 can vote to elect arguably the most powerful person on planet...yep that's how we got here.
@kbanghart 3 роки тому
@@mikesoprano9518 why?
@joca1378 3 роки тому
Listening to someone say "he's the assistant president" is not as scary as realizing that he still managed to have the closest answer...
@Shuizid 3 роки тому
@Hudson Donald He was the second highest politician in the country for 6 years - over half a decade. Even if you can't name him on the spot, the moment his name is mentioned EVERY ADULT should at least identify him as a POLITICIAN. And that's already a pretty low bar in a country with only two parties and strong party alignment.
@ClaytonDerby 3 роки тому
Jimmy aged like fine wine!!
@mysunnybird 3 роки тому
THE IGNORANCE OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IS SOMETHING THAT I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT !!!!! Ignorance is the worst thing that people can have. They can take away your car, your money, your home, etc., but NOBODY can take away what you know and what you have learned. The more that you know the more valuable you are.
@tylerjakes6674 3 роки тому
How are you doing??? Hope you and your family are safe??
@cybrfriends5089 3 роки тому
GOP: “We believe in no consequences for Trump crimes because we are too coward to stand for accountability and justice”
@haterade8328 3 роки тому
I agree. I think they should hold all the Dems that defended and provoked BLM and ANTIFA when they was destroying cities and killing cops as well.
@alwayslernin4400 3 роки тому
@@haterade8328 except there were no Dems defending cop killers.
@sarahsnowe 3 роки тому
Not a spine among them.
@johndoe-ek1qs 3 роки тому
@@haterade8328 Can you give any examples of antifa or blm having actually killed any actual cops? Or is that just made up bullshit?
@janischristiansen6689 3 роки тому
We'll do anything to stay in power, cheat, lie, steal...defend our idiot...
@anthonytrainer 3 роки тому
I’m so happy he continued with the show and has made it worth watching. I never see his jokes coming and love them all
@mikekirk1513 3 роки тому
Happy birthday Guillermo!!!
@EvolvingLark 3 роки тому
"Assistant president!"
@lindadepauw4902 3 роки тому
At least had a clue...this is so sad.
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