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Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Opening arguments began this morning in the People of the State of New York vs Donald Jeraldine Trump, he posted little bursts of lunacy on Truth Social in protest, his lawyers made it clear that they are going to continue to deny Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels, Trump is rumored to be farting in the courtroom but there’s no way to prove it so please don’t repost this video out of context with dumb captions like “The Shart of the Deal” or “Gassolini”, Donny has reportedly been stewing in private over everything from the look of his courtroom sketches to Jimmy making fun of him, New York Times reporter Susanne Craig wrote that Trump is STILL having trouble staying awake during the trial, we will hear testimony from his old friend David Pecker tomorrow, Taylor Swift’s album dropped over the weekend and Jimmy was confused about a bumper sticker he saw, and Guillermo went to Mexico City over the weekend as a special guest of Madonna who pulled him up on stage at her concert!
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@kelleywimberley
@kelleywimberley 11 днів тому
Now you know why those large men who come up to him calling him sir - have tears in their eyes!
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 11 днів тому
😅
@michel_michel
@michel_michel 11 днів тому
💨💨💨
@Cx8103
@Cx8103 11 днів тому
Best comment 🤣🤣
@sid7088
@sid7088 11 днів тому
Big man, strong man. He said Sir.........😂😂😂
@susanpeck530
@susanpeck530 11 днів тому
😂😂😅😊
@I_Am_Become_Light
@I_Am_Become_Light 11 днів тому
It's way, way, way past his jail time.
@kekojones7641
@kekojones7641 11 днів тому
😂😂😂😂
@vedagower-my5wy
@vedagower-my5wy 11 днів тому
The courts are afraid to put Trump in jail because they are afraid of riots. VoteBLUE 💙
@tristanbenning8168
@tristanbenning8168 10 днів тому
Yea for the Biden Crime Family
@govindagovindaji4662
@govindagovindaji4662 10 днів тому
Guarantee you, it will NEVER, EVER happen. It is just like why they were unwilling to put Madoff's wrongdoings on trial of any kind. If they had, too many banks and big corporations would have had to testify to their own dereliction of duty. If Trump is convicted in this trial, which I also doubt, he will get a suspended sentence. Guaranteed.
@aldamakazumi
@aldamakazumi 10 днів тому
They are just letting him finish his movie: 'Fart and Furious'🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dc7468
@dc7468 10 днів тому
I was in a restaurant a year ago and Don jr. and Eric were seated at the table next to me. Both cut farts out loud all evening long. Must be a family thing where they blast gas non stop.
@easyduzit6118
@easyduzit6118 10 днів тому
He was literally breaking new wind as the first President ever to pass gas most uproariously while being tried for various felonies.
@alwilson3204
@alwilson3204 8 днів тому
The first POTUS ever to keep all his campaign promises. And Biden's first executive order is to shut down the oil pipeline and raise inflation! 🤒
@user-fj5qf7gt6n
@user-fj5qf7gt6n 11 днів тому
Nice to see Ben Meiselas making it on Kimmel, you go Ben!
@d.b.1176
@d.b.1176 11 днів тому
No Popock of KFA though.
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 11 днів тому
They've come a long way, the Meiselas brothers.
@markwitte303
@markwitte303 11 днів тому
meisalas are amazing and trumps arch nemesis
@a.j.schlatterflynn5128
@a.j.schlatterflynn5128 11 днів тому
❤ The Mighty
@SamWlodawski83
@SamWlodawski83 11 днів тому
Meidastouch forever y’all.
@tmtm5595
@tmtm5595 11 днів тому
He's going to be pissed off with this one Jimmy! Ha ha ha..
@KrakenIsland64
@KrakenIsland64 11 днів тому
He won't be happy about that at all, according to Stormy he prefers to be pissed on! Who needs writers, Trumps life writes the jokes all by itself 😂
@user-bd1bj8gk6j
@user-bd1bj8gk6j 11 днів тому
Why does this comment sound like a threat lmao
@isybee
@isybee 10 днів тому
After Noemi said, "Trump doesn't think he's better than anyone else." Or something along those lines, I absolutely lost it. I'm still crying from laughing so hard. OMG, I have not laughed that hard in years!
@levent8208
@levent8208 10 днів тому
😂😂
@sachadee.6104
@sachadee.6104 8 днів тому
I think she misspoke, or misquoted? It was supposed to be : Trump thinks he's better than anyone else. In the world. !".
@levent8208
@levent8208 8 днів тому
@@sachadee.6104 😅
@MrMatteNWk
@MrMatteNWk 6 днів тому
Her dog ate her speech. Which is odd because she murdered her dog many years before...
@SPQSpartacus
@SPQSpartacus 9 днів тому
We know he is obsessed and will watch. And he will be furious. He will stay awake Late into the Night, and even More sleepy in the courtroom.
@oldman3319
@oldman3319 10 днів тому
In Europe we don't understand that somebody who is indicted for so many cases, can still run for president?
@juliemissick4206
@juliemissick4206 10 днів тому
We don’t understand it either.
@lauraturner7048
@lauraturner7048 10 днів тому
There is no law saying he can’t. Unbelievable, right?
@oldman3319
@oldman3319 10 днів тому
@@lauraturner7048 suppose he will be convicted, what happens then? Can he still run?
@curiosdogg
@curiosdogg 10 днів тому
​@oldman3319 unfortunately. The thought was that a person could be wrongly convicted by the opposing political side. Imagine Nevalny in Russia. Putin put him in prison for nothing. In America, that person can still run for President which in that case would be very fair. It was a good, original thought. It backfired horrendously, but the premise was sound.
@elimaurer9491
@elimaurer9491 10 днів тому
I've heard of a German politician who went to jail for 'Trouble Making' in 1921 and then on a separate case in 1924, was convicted and imprisoned changed with 'High Treason'.
@stevewarwick2103
@stevewarwick2103 11 днів тому
Trump sure knows the Fart of the deal! 😆
@timothyburnett2770
@timothyburnett2770 11 днів тому
Yes a wet silent one
@the80sliveagain63
@the80sliveagain63 11 днів тому
😂
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 11 днів тому
He is, after all, the Chief Queef!
@makepeace234
@makepeace234 11 днів тому
😅😅😅😅
@ZootZinBootZ
@ZootZinBootZ 11 днів тому
Old trumpet but
@JoseGonzalez-pv6sy
@JoseGonzalez-pv6sy 9 днів тому
To see him with Madona is history in the making congratulations for this Jimmy, Guillermo nailed it
@cathyflorence8040
@cathyflorence8040 9 днів тому
Oh this is absolutely hysterical 🤣 😆 I don't know your laws, but if he was anywhere else in the world, I'm sure he'd be in jail!!! 😮😮
@JM-wn1gr
@JM-wn1gr 12 годин тому
Here in America, we believe and due justice even when there was a corrupt prosecutor and judge We don’t just jail, people specially when they’re innocent
@cathyflorence8040
@cathyflorence8040 2 години тому
@@JM-wn1gr oh I see, so he's innocent. 😊
@rclausen
@rclausen 11 днів тому
Trump must be FUMING over this episode. Jimmy Kimmel and MeidasTouch - his two least favorite shows.🤣🤣 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
@johnhammond9962
@johnhammond9962 11 днів тому
From what I hear, there are plenty of fumes coming from him.
@rob9241
@rob9241 11 днів тому
Fuming nah he is living up to the English meaning of his name, fart.
@johnl6176
@johnl6176 11 днів тому
@@rob9241 As Jimmy said "We're in unsharted territory here", at least for the time being.
@teresatrigiani7838
@teresatrigiani7838 11 днів тому
@@johnhammond9962 from the diaper
@tinadiffee3900
@tinadiffee3900 11 днів тому
@@johnhammond9962HA!! You got it!!!
@crashburn3292
@crashburn3292 11 днів тому
Seeing Ben Meiselas on Kimmel is like watching the local neighborhood kid get instantly famous.
@MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch 11 днів тому
😌
@ruvoodoo4862
@ruvoodoo4862 11 днів тому
Exactly! 😊
@roserose8283
@roserose8283 10 днів тому
Hi Ben! Nice to see you on Kimmel. 🙋‍♀️
@mcdutchpatriot6763
@mcdutchpatriot6763 10 днів тому
Trrrrrumph 🤢 I am Dutch and I can’t wait to see behind bars 🔒
@susieroberts8175
@susieroberts8175 9 днів тому
Lekker!
@vjcodec
@vjcodec 8 днів тому
@@susieroberts8175double lekker!!
@VanessaNoname-lb2dc
@VanessaNoname-lb2dc 6 днів тому
Oh how impressive you're dutch! Wow can I have your autograph!
@noelleonard2498
@noelleonard2498 6 днів тому
Can't wait till Ukraine is part of Russia
@mcdutchpatriot6763
@mcdutchpatriot6763 6 днів тому
@@VanessaNoname-lb2dc hi Marjorie tailor Green, are you a little upset ? Don’t think Trump is popular outside your MAGA cloud
@margaretcortes9809
@margaretcortes9809 9 днів тому
The problem is that he has already spoken about all those people. Now, he has to take whatever they dish out. They also have freedom of speech, and now they're going to use it without fear of retaliation.
@e.d.h5533
@e.d.h5533 10 днів тому
Before Trump, that courtroom was "unfarted" territory.
@J-CNick92106
@J-CNick92106 10 днів тому
Good one
@DennyToth-uf1bg
@DennyToth-uf1bg 10 днів тому
Let it rip
@debylove16
@debylove16 10 днів тому
Don’t leave me 😂😂😂
@mikibihon8826
@mikibihon8826 10 днів тому
Donnie denies he is a serial farter! Taking Ozempic as a side effect is flatulence and diarrhea.
@markedly1013
@markedly1013 10 днів тому
Good one! And now? Fart Attacks!
@k.alicepritchett4638
@k.alicepritchett4638 11 днів тому
This is so funny!!!! Kimmel is a master at ridiculing Trump!!!! KEEP IT UP!!
@ln8116
@ln8116 11 днів тому
He is producing Fartaroma.
@Yahyia-cv3sx
@Yahyia-cv3sx 11 днів тому
Trump makes it so tempting to ridicule him. And it's necessary! To defend our nation, our freedoms, our impressionable youth!
@Danceer-uz8kp
@Danceer-uz8kp 9 днів тому
So far, the judiciary, despite being law-abiding, clean and acting in good faith, have done everything they can to delay Trump's trials and have done everything they can to doubt and question the evidence, just so as not to give the impression of being biased. It remains to be hoped that this chivalry, fairness and decency will not ultimately turn into a boomerang.
@erikawindt529
@erikawindt529 8 днів тому
The “Gag” odor causes everyone in the Courtroom from Stinky’s Stench Everybody needs gasmasks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Columbiastargazer
@Columbiastargazer 11 днів тому
trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal
@tylersmash7134
@tylersmash7134 11 днів тому
I mean, he's violated numerous gag orders and is STILL talking crap about jurors.
@heidiperez1387
@heidiperez1387 11 днів тому
💯%!!!
@Electric_Skunk
@Electric_Skunk 11 днів тому
Did he swear on the New Testament or the Trump testament with his constitutional cliff notes
@broadwaybaby348
@broadwaybaby348 11 днів тому
Nailed it
@resQfurppl
@resQfurppl 11 днів тому
@@tylersmash7134 and complaining that he’s gagged & can’t talk - while he’s talking
@mariemelansongundy-vx4ox
@mariemelansongundy-vx4ox 11 днів тому
To think hundreds of thousands of taxpayers dollars wasted on this asses security.
@ray24051
@ray24051 11 днів тому
More like millions of dollars every year.
@mariemelansongundy-vx4ox
@mariemelansongundy-vx4ox 11 днів тому
@ray24051 I'm just counting the 5 guarding Trump. Not the rest of the family which is yes millions of dollars.
@SuperCaliforniaBarbi
@SuperCaliforniaBarbi 11 днів тому
Millions
@Cheryldqt
@Cheryldqt 11 днів тому
Think of the tax dollars going toward everything having to do with tRump's criminal behavior and court costs, etc.
@EndlessTravels
@EndlessTravels 11 днів тому
I know right, millions wasted, we could totally add that to biden's TRILLIONS to cover border protection abroad for 3 current wars....
@grantharrison5307
@grantharrison5307 10 днів тому
Hi, just wanted to say love Jimmy it’s part of my day to watch his monologue and laugh, absolutely tare Donny boy apart, you get under Trumpys skin. Can only watch the clips because we don’t have JKL on telie in Australia, Hi from Perth Western Australia. Keep up the great work laugh out loud tear rolling laughs, coming to see the show when I’m in LA next my Wife’s American. Grant from Perth! Jim on TV in oz please,
@guitarholio
@guitarholio 10 днів тому
Dildonald Trumpkin probably passed out in court from his own stench.
@MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch 11 днів тому
There’s a reason he says so many people approach him with tears in their eyes.
@MutethatBozo
@MutethatBozo 11 днів тому
Rock on, Meidas Mighty!🙂
@roserose8283
@roserose8283 10 днів тому
👍😆
@jeffreyh1778
@jeffreyh1778 10 днів тому
Yooooo Ben! You made it to Jimmy Kimmel!
@Kid_Ying
@Kid_Ying 10 днів тому
Hell yeah! Awesome to see you guys here.
@macrent2
@macrent2 10 днів тому
They are probably tearing up from his stench.
@laurirohr5364
@laurirohr5364 11 днів тому
Trump is the biggest embarrassment in America. In every way. So many crimes...lock him up! You're on fire Jimmy & were here for it!💙
@Loknath009
@Loknath009 11 днів тому
Even worse is the people who voted / want to vote for him!
@AAZEDLARC
@AAZEDLARC 11 днів тому
I agree and would add "on the planet." Jimmy K deserves a Presidential Medal of Freedom during Old Handsome Joe's second administration :)
@2bunnies254
@2bunnies254 11 днів тому
It's sad we put President in front of his name.
@rcpilot179
@rcpilot179 11 днів тому
The first witness is a guy Trump stole $150K from... this is perfect.
@carlocalingasan998
@carlocalingasan998 11 днів тому
@@Loknath009 I think you should try to know them more before you judge them. They are our poor American brothers forgotten by Bush, Obama, Clinton and Biden.
@CloyMc
@CloyMc 10 днів тому
I guess MTG would breath the farts of Donald Trump with distinction.
@gaylhowell6545
@gaylhowell6545 10 днів тому
Jimmy, thank goodness for your humor 😂😅😂 You help keep us sane!
@KennethDonnellyStargazer21
@KennethDonnellyStargazer21 6 днів тому
It's excellent therapy in a country gone mad.. the MAGATS side that is 👽
@gedigi9010
@gedigi9010 11 днів тому
How can his lawyer possibly keep a straight face and not start laughing at him? Trump is such a buffoon .
@morstyrannis1951
@morstyrannis1951 11 днів тому
The answer in two simple words, “billable hours.”
@SixteenTonesStudio
@SixteenTonesStudio 11 днів тому
​@@morstyrannis1951 he's hoping T***p Tower still has a functional "accounts payable" department
@amberturdcoloringbook1733
@amberturdcoloringbook1733 11 днів тому
They laugh at Trump when he is not looking 🤭🤭
@Jyard
@Jyard 11 днів тому
Lawyer is worried about getting paid!
@sbh344
@sbh344 11 днів тому
His lawyer probably believes trump will pay him the bill.
@LvndrHppE2
@LvndrHppE2 11 днів тому
Oh man, Ben Meiselas is going to be thrilled to know he was shown on your show.
@randy7003
@randy7003 11 днів тому
👍!
@Mister_Listener
@Mister_Listener 11 днів тому
He would already know when it was going to air beforehand.
@scarygreenmonster4130
@scarygreenmonster4130 11 днів тому
MEIDAS MIGHTY!!!!!
@jenbobcat387
@jenbobcat387 11 днів тому
I was ridiculously excited by the cameo 🙃
@ArchdukeHesperus
@ArchdukeHesperus 11 днів тому
Is he the spokeswoman for the LQBTQ bowel movement?
@joannejackson5229
@joannejackson5229 10 днів тому
Geezzz, Jimmy, you're killing me laughing this time of the morning 😂! Love you, mate!❤
@3ver4fter53
@3ver4fter53 10 днів тому
Trump... Madonna... Honnestly I don't know who was the most embarrassing to watch.
@brianharrington5353
@brianharrington5353 11 днів тому
A haiku for you: Old man sleeps in court Toxic stench is all around Men with tears in eyes
@ZolaClyde
@ZolaClyde 11 днів тому
Nice job! (I love haikus)
@ytsux9259
@ytsux9259 11 днів тому
Come up and say, "Sir, you are the best ever, the best con in history"
@terri6854
@terri6854 11 днів тому
Nice. Translate it into Japanese.
@handmadehearts
@handmadehearts 11 днів тому
@Cheryldqt
@Cheryldqt 11 днів тому
Courtroom disclaimer: Enter at your own risk. People with breathing issues may prefer to inhale the fumes from taxis outside.
@freespeechbeyond2024
@freespeechbeyond2024 11 днів тому
We The People of The United States of America do not need a " Dictator " . Please Vote for Democracy America.
@teelo12000
@teelo12000 11 днів тому
Please vote Trump back in so we can go back to laughing at you again. Sincerely, ~Rest of the world
@ace9840
@ace9840 11 днів тому
Rather have a Constitutional Democratic Republic.
@phampton16
@phampton16 11 днів тому
Absolutely 🇺🇸💙
@eriksparks9179
@eriksparks9179 11 днів тому
​@@ace9840Why do you people insist on this game of semantics? A democratic republic is a function of democracy. It doesn't matter if you call it a democracy or a democratic republic. The majority still chooses it's leadership and we don't have fascist dictators. It's funny how nobody ever had a problem with the concept of democracy before Trump lost the 2020 election.
@CX103
@CX103 11 днів тому
@@ace9840 The more qualifiers people add to the word republic, the more obviously it is a dictatorship: People’s Republic of China Democratic People’s Republic of Korea German Democratic Republic and so on Do you really want the Constitutional Democratic Republic of the United States of Trumpia to join that list?
@KC-nb3st
@KC-nb3st 9 днів тому
Love your work Jimmy! Keep it coming!
@doc0815martens
@doc0815martens 10 днів тому
Ben Meiselas on Jimmy Kimmel live. 😂😂😂 ... and the clips afterwards, my belly is hurting from laughing. 😂🤣
@LyonsM
@LyonsM 11 днів тому
Stop letting trump testify In front of the courthouse. If he wants to tell his side of the story then let him get on the witness stand and testify. Where he can be cross examined!!
@allison4970
@allison4970 11 днів тому
He keeps incriminating himself and violating gag orders... I say let the man SPEAK!
@TravelwithTasha393
@TravelwithTasha393 11 днів тому
They aren’t stopping him. They can use it in court. He is doing the prosecutors job. They can enforce the gag order that would be great
@deenormus1975
@deenormus1975 11 днів тому
I second that
@grammysal
@grammysal 11 днів тому
I agree!
@joemtnclimber793
@joemtnclimber793 11 днів тому
1000%
@mattfoley6082
@mattfoley6082 11 днів тому
I just left a comment on Fox: "Whatever you do, DO NOT watch Jimmy Kimmel's monologue!"
@AlexaJane9091
@AlexaJane9091 11 днів тому
Haha wait for the trollers to arrive over here with their outrage 😂
@4-Methylaminorex
@4-Methylaminorex 11 днів тому
I just saw Dog the bounty hunter on fox, thought it was MTG for a second
@salviaspuzzle
@salviaspuzzle 11 днів тому
@@4-Methylaminorex they're 2 different people? 😂
@Lib-Tard
@Lib-Tard 11 днів тому
Perfect!😊💙
@justsayin5609
@justsayin5609 11 днів тому
😂😂😂
@ronaldmacpherson3345
@ronaldmacpherson3345 8 днів тому
He’s been gaslighting all the time. So that’s why he makes a stink !
@vernalc2449
@vernalc2449 10 днів тому
Fynny how someone who claims to have "committed no crime" keeps insisting that he has "immunity"!
@paulbruney1072
@paulbruney1072 10 днів тому
He says he’s not allowed to speak but the S. O. B. Never shuts up!
@nancyx6390
@nancyx6390 10 днів тому
I know!!! He keeps talking....and talking...and talking 🤦. I now mute him whenever they show him talking 😊
@bobheck8326
@bobheck8326 10 днів тому
@@nancyx6390 👍💯
@steve-uu6bb
@steve-uu6bb 10 днів тому
@@nancyx6390 its like listening to Putin, you know 90 percent is complete bullshit
@stephenhatt742
@stephenhatt742 10 днів тому
Thanks I needed that laugh , you totally nailed it :) Zoe , Canada
@stevepierce9152
@stevepierce9152 10 днів тому
He can't shut up. He is a narcissist. He HAS to be right, and will accept nothing less. Pointing the finger at everyone else out to get him and ruin him trying to be The Emperor.
@veganbutcherhackepeter
@veganbutcherhackepeter 11 днів тому
Given his diet, I'd be really surprised if he didn't pass rancid gas all the time.
@teresatrigiani7838
@teresatrigiani7838 11 днів тому
you can bet he's a chronic
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 11 днів тому
That orange cheese from McD's is all-pervasive...dyeing him orange, fermenting to yield noxious fumes, lubing his nether pipeworks...a multiple use food product.
@rosablume4346
@rosablume4346 10 днів тому
You mean like an anging Labrador, like Sorrow? 🤪
@veganbutcherhackepeter
@veganbutcherhackepeter 10 днів тому
@@rosablume4346 I love 'The Hotel New Hampshire'! 🥰
@Fifty1100times
@Fifty1100times 9 днів тому
Oh he does! His Aides said they had to fumigate the Oval Office when he left and clean the food off the walls that the threw at people in meetings in staff meetings
@elizabethphillips7838
@elizabethphillips7838 9 днів тому
I was expecting him to pull his own finger in that last clip!😂😂😂
@nogoogleplus
@nogoogleplus 11 днів тому
Honestly I’ve never been a huge fan of Kimmel, but he’s won me over with the way he fearlessly rips on Trump…excellent work Jimmy🤣
@karmaalstad5588
@karmaalstad5588 11 днів тому
Laurence O'Donnell does a great job too.
@teresatrigiani7838
@teresatrigiani7838 11 днів тому
Kimmel rules on comedy over the orange man.
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 11 днів тому
@@karmaalstad5588 I can't watch him without picturing those clips of him yelling at his staff. They're so funny and depressing at the same time.
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 11 днів тому
For a former president to be obsessed with a comedian, that's another level
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 11 днів тому
Keith Olbermann & Seth Myers does a fine job. Basically, that’s all KO lives for.
@robwakelin5559
@robwakelin5559 11 днів тому
The thing that hasn't surfaced is that in England, the word trump is used as a polite way to say that someone farted!! Hence his surname has always been a joke to us Brits.
@martinconnelly1473
@martinconnelly1473 10 днів тому
If he has his orange jumpsuit on you can say he has trumped in his romper.
@AladimBR
@AladimBR 10 днів тому
Donald Fart 😂?
@AladimBR
@AladimBR 10 днів тому
Donald Fart trumped in the courtroom 😂
@johnbeer4963
@johnbeer4963 10 днів тому
I've been saying it and laughing about it since he waddled for president the first time. I called him president fartypance and president stinky all through his presidency
@Lumibear.
@Lumibear. 10 днів тому
I’ve been singing versions of Nelly The Elephant in my head since he first appeared, so this has really gone full circle now, hahaha.
@curtiscarlson8958
@curtiscarlson8958 10 днів тому
Shout out to Meidas Touch Network! Kimmel points out the MTN exclusive on DJT farting in the courtroom.
@Bookwright
@Bookwright 9 днів тому
To be honest. All people in that courtroom farted at on time or another. They are in there for a whole day after all. Just imagine all the farts...😅
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 11 днів тому
Not for nothing, there's an actual video of Trump farting on camera. He was next to Diane Feinstein when he did it and her response was classic.
@4-Methylaminorex
@4-Methylaminorex 11 днів тому
I've seen it, her face is hilarious. Rudy did the same thing.
@marcusott2973
@marcusott2973 11 днів тому
People say, it's that moment when her dementia started. Poor woman Edit: he literally melted her brain
@andrewcrowder4958
@andrewcrowder4958 11 днів тому
Sent her into her final decline.
@ytsux9259
@ytsux9259 11 днів тому
I hate that orange thing, but gotta be honest here, pretty much all elders fart a lot. It's no big deal really.
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 11 днів тому
Was that the time when she stopped, looked at him and asked "What have you been eating?"
@stevendouglas6593
@stevendouglas6593 11 днів тому
Thanks for sticking it to him Jimmy, he deserves it.
@hollyjones8775
@hollyjones8775 11 днів тому
So do you for voting for dementia joe
@joaparra2174
@joaparra2174 10 днів тому
Awesome! I have not laughed this much at 3 pm in the afternoon!!!!!!
@chessdad182
@chessdad182 9 днів тому
Have trump sit in a glass booth in the courtroom.
@kamibloodmoon7651
@kamibloodmoon7651 11 днів тому
“Trump” literally means “fart” here in the UK
@TheViolalove
@TheViolalove 10 днів тому
Talk about living up to one’s name!😂
@RoccoGucci
@RoccoGucci 10 днів тому
Do you mean like. "Bluddy hell, that curry was spicy, I'll be Trumping all night."
@TheDonna200
@TheDonna200 10 днів тому
Yup, you’re not wrong about that!! 😂😂🇬🇧🇺🇸
@TheDonna200
@TheDonna200 10 днів тому
@@RoccoGucci Exactly! I couldn’t have put it better myself 🤣🤣
@t.dwhitaker8808
@t.dwhitaker8808 День тому
Or only if you knew what UK means here in the USA, you would probably puke up your tea and crumpets
@geekishgir
@geekishgir 10 днів тому
I was at a neighbour's house and she'd sent her obnoxious 6 yo son to his room for a time out. He sat in his room shouting juvenile insults at her about how it wasn't fair. At one point I laughed and said, "you got Donald Trump locked up in there?"
@dianep6791
@dianep6791 10 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😂
@Ahtaht227
@Ahtaht227 10 днів тому
A 6 yr old would not yell insults to me his mother and still keep his teeth…that’s how you get an adult trump
@jaygray7102
@jaygray7102 10 днів тому
@@Ahtaht227 oooohhhhh.....gotta' be real tough to take on a 6 year old
@user-zn6wz5ox6d
@user-zn6wz5ox6d 10 днів тому
😂
@geekishgir
@geekishgir 10 днів тому
@@Ahtaht227 oh dear, I feel I should call social services! lol No it wasn't that bad, it was whining how it wasn't fair, not his fault, he did nothing wrong. Mom just kept giving him more time out time. So yea, very Trumpian
@robdarney2288
@robdarney2288 9 днів тому
Brilliant , loved the librarians 😂
@dustinsanchezmusic5851
@dustinsanchezmusic5851 10 днів тому
I bet he doesn’t get on the stand to defend himself! But he sure tries to outside the courthouse 😂
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 11 днів тому
Protesting a gag order by saying "They've taken away my right to express myself" is a weird way to admit that you can't distinguish between expressing yourself and attacking people.
@Anabee3
@Anabee3 11 днів тому
Well...he's a weird cat.
@dmann1115
@dmann1115 11 днів тому
Excellent point!!
@takaorobinson8719
@takaorobinson8719 11 днів тому
Well said
@penelopesimpsonadams624
@penelopesimpsonadams624 10 днів тому
@@Anabee3 He does not display any critical thinking skills. Puppets and madmen usually don't.
@freespeechbeyond2024
@freespeechbeyond2024 11 днів тому
" Dictator Don " . " But Her Emails ". Please send this wannabe " Dictator " " Dictator Don " packing. Please Vote for Democracy America...
@MG-jw6uy
@MG-jw6uy 11 днів тому
Send him to Mars on Space Force one way ticket.
@Prince_the_One
@Prince_the_One 11 днів тому
you dont care about hillarys emails because all you care about is trump
@Zomby_Woof
@Zomby_Woof 10 днів тому
​@@MG-jw6uyMany people say we should only send him halfway.
@Mr80jb
@Mr80jb 10 днів тому
Vote for the deep swamp state? 😂
@lynemac2539
@lynemac2539 10 днів тому
​@@Mr80jb Spanky's world is the swamp, if you haven't noticed.
@Sam-er1zx
@Sam-er1zx 9 днів тому
"I should be allowed to speak!" whines an elderly man who speaks constantly
@robungerer3813
@robungerer3813 10 днів тому
Skunks use the same tactic to scare away their ennemies ... Well done Donald Skunk !
@SayAhh
@SayAhh 11 днів тому
If Trump only felt the same way about the freedom of speech of the people he forced to sign NDAs. Why won't he let them speak?
@diane9247
@diane9247 11 днів тому
Excellent point!😂
@RobButler-ez7mv
@RobButler-ez7mv 11 днів тому
They are speaking , what do you think this circus is about!
@UK1uno
@UK1uno 11 днів тому
NDAs are signed globally. What's your point?
@Max_Mustermann
@Max_Mustermann 11 днів тому
@@UK1uno There are valid reasons for NDAs. Keeping one's extramarital affairs secret isn't one of them.
@Kerry-uo6og
@Kerry-uo6og 10 днів тому
They are speaking. All of them.
@BK-dy8jk
@BK-dy8jk 10 днів тому
IT was exactly how his presidency went too. A lot of promises, but all we got was a lot of farting, wheezing, complaining, whining, self grandizing, dictatorship and $8 trillion added in debt to show for it.!
@brdnrd
@brdnrd 10 днів тому
This comment was edited?? Get a new editor!
@bauerpower83
@bauerpower83 10 днів тому
How's your new president doing? The country sucks right now. I'd take Trump and a fake fart over this mess.
@edg3048
@edg3048 10 днів тому
and golf. don't forget the golf.
@easymoneysniper9013
@easymoneysniper9013 10 днів тому
​@@bauerpower83what sucks?? You're impoverished??
@easymoneysniper9013
@easymoneysniper9013 10 днів тому
​@@bauerpower83my life is awesome maybe just YOUR life??
@officialSgtPepperArc360
@officialSgtPepperArc360 9 днів тому
0:17 - It's the Randy Rainbow reference for me! 🤣🤣🤣
@lezafreemont1863
@lezafreemont1863 10 днів тому
Ok DJT will have to be known as FARTY FIVE😂😂😂
@everso2151
@everso2151 11 днів тому
Why is he allowed to stand outside spewing his lies?? Anyone else would be done for contempt of court!
@markedly1013
@markedly1013 10 днів тому
They send him outside to fart.
@dllwillis
@dllwillis 11 днів тому
Loved seeing a real political news outlet on the show. Shout out to the Meidastouch Network. Just the facts from those guys. Vote blue!
@MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch 11 днів тому
😌
@Ceerads
@Ceerads 11 днів тому
And shoutout to Brian Tyler Cohen for his very informative daily videos of the trial! And to Jay Kuo of “The Status Kuo” articles.
@penelopesimpsonadams624
@penelopesimpsonadams624 10 днів тому
@@Ceerads And to Glenn Kirschner for Justice Matters!, Joyce Vance, Karen Agnifilo and Michael Popok--lawyers/prosecutors extraordinaire. And to Heather Cox Richardson for historical education and teachings of how history repeats. Education is essential in America to sharpen critical thinking skills that would never allow an entire party to commit insurrection and treason against our government, supported by hostile foreign dictator/s.
@Ceerads
@Ceerads 10 днів тому
@@penelopesimpsonadams624 Thank you! 💙💙💙 I knew about Kirschner from his being with Bryan Tyler Cohen and I knew and read Richardson, but I didn’t know about the others. Good to know! Will follow them.
@MARIE19986
@MARIE19986 10 днів тому
Thank you Jimmy that show had this 70 year old heart pounding!!!!!.
@cosak23
@cosak23 10 днів тому
Donny Fartpants has invented his own style of gagging order
@leahmurphy59
@leahmurphy59 11 днів тому
I literally couldn’t wait until Monday just to hear Jimmy’s monologue about all that happened during this moron’s trial.
@joko09010
@joko09010 11 днів тому
😂😂😂🙌🏻
@livewiiiiire
@livewiiiiire 11 днів тому
Nvm I misread your comment lol
@lenkacfk7155
@lenkacfk7155 10 днів тому
But I'm in crisis because, apparently, this week Seth AND Stephen are off the air - HOW is that even allowed?!?
@freespeechbeyond2024
@freespeechbeyond2024 11 днів тому
The United States of America does not need a " Dictator " . Vote no to "Dictator Don " . Please Vote for Democracy America...
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 11 днів тому
Dictator Don against Democracy Joe
@phampton16
@phampton16 11 днів тому
Absolutely agree 🇺🇸💙
@jewelmueller
@jewelmueller 11 днів тому
Please vote for anyone besides trump
@hollyjones8775
@hollyjones8775 11 днів тому
What did he dictate? I’ll wait
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 11 днів тому
@@hollyjones8775 "I'll be a dictator on day 1" -Donald Trump. He's on video.
@user-pr8cw7zx1t
@user-pr8cw7zx1t 9 днів тому
Most definately , OUTRAGEOUS ! But Madonna knows how to get Attention !
@alanstevens2512
@alanstevens2512 10 днів тому
President Truman: "The buck stops with me." EX-President Trump: "I don't take responsibility."😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CaptainCologne
@CaptainCologne 11 днів тому
Trump’s rapid hand motions are to circulate the gas.
@4-Methylaminorex
@4-Methylaminorex 11 днів тому
Wind milling
@Moluccan56
@Moluccan56 11 днів тому
@@4-Methylaminorexand fanning.
@grahammcfadyenhill9555
@grahammcfadyenhill9555 11 днів тому
Accordion fart fan. The newest musical instrument.
@handmadehearts
@handmadehearts 11 днів тому
Accordion hands 👐
@CaptainCologne
@CaptainCologne 11 днів тому
@@handmadehearts That’s right, and to be fair he does do that rapid sniffing too. That’s when he’s taking one for the team.
@user-gx8wc9pt5g
@user-gx8wc9pt5g 10 днів тому
A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT...!!!!!!!!
@wc6564
@wc6564 10 днів тому
2024 trump,not criminal biden!!!!
@michaelhorath6851
@michaelhorath6851 10 днів тому
@@wc6564 LET`S GO STORMY ... LET`S GO !!!😁😂🤭🤭🤭🥳🥳🥳
@GOPexorcism-we4mp
@GOPexorcism-we4mp 10 днів тому
@@wc6564
@murphyrod4839
@murphyrod4839 10 днів тому
@@wc6564Republicans Hate the Truth, VOTE BLUE For Joe Biden and Blue Top to Bottom for America 🇺🇸 💙💙💙💙💙
@Ivansky1
@Ivansky1 10 днів тому
@@wc6564 Just use Google Translate if you don’t Speak English!!!!! OR is it just Dyslexia!?!?!?
@dangroat4438
@dangroat4438 10 днів тому
LMAO! Jimmy you are missing out on a gem of an opportunity here. When "The Farting Preacher" videos came out they took off like a rocket. ..trust me, "The Farting Politician" videos would take off like an asteroid.
@marcusjewelry
@marcusjewelry 9 днів тому
Trump and DeSantis should run together.
@k.bryant8174
@k.bryant8174 11 днів тому
So you're saying Trump is a human windmill and killing a lot birds, reporters and the ozone
@Cx8103
@Cx8103 11 днів тому
😂😂😂😂
@charlesljones2454
@charlesljones2454 11 днів тому
Republicans claim that gas costs too much .....trump is distributing gas .....for free.
@j.c.5749
@j.c.5749 11 днів тому
Causing cancer too!
@Pelvacus
@Pelvacus 11 днів тому
Many people come up to him, big strong men, with tears in their eyes, and they ask. "Mr. president, did you just fart?"
@bigoldgrizzly
@bigoldgrizzly 10 днів тому
Judge ....Mr trump, was that a fart ? Trump.....Erm ... Some of it was ;
@dawnstanley1733
@dawnstanley1733 10 днів тому
🤣🤣🤣
@k.mccandies1505
@k.mccandies1505 10 днів тому
Then they say, " Thank you sir, may I have another?" 😂
@dking4503
@dking4503 9 днів тому
Jimmy Kimmel ripping Don Gasolini several new ones 😂😂😂The man doesn't know when to stay down ... Don Snoreleone v Jimmy Kimmel ... Kimmel everytime by a KO!
@helencourtnell5621
@helencourtnell5621 11 днів тому
And if he's so innocent why isn't his loving wife, Melania, supporting him during his trial?
@J-CNick92106
@J-CNick92106 10 днів тому
Or his children of the corn?!
@LanceZaan1
@LanceZaan1 10 днів тому
She can't handle the outburst that comes out of his you know what.
@user-vv8ux1kn3n
@user-vv8ux1kn3n 10 днів тому
Melania who?
@kalamazoousa4412
@kalamazoousa4412 11 днів тому
Law & Odor Odor in the Court!!!🤣🤣🤣
@Kwami357
@Kwami357 11 днів тому
😂😂😂 air pollution in the court
@socaltriker4212
@socaltriker4212 11 днів тому
Priceless 😁
@bonzrh68
@bonzrh68 11 днів тому
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 11 днів тому
Hey, Kazoo! Raised there 👋
@MrMikeyt65
@MrMikeyt65 11 днів тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-en8so5of6l
@user-en8so5of6l 9 днів тому
Put him n jail where no proud boys cant see him or hear him. Hes try n to incite another mob action on our government buildings.
@user-oe3ht3hy4l
@user-oe3ht3hy4l 9 днів тому
Now I know why there are no family members sitting behind him!
@SeeJayPlayGames
@SeeJayPlayGames 11 днів тому
I've been calling him Shitler for a while. But I never knew how appropriate that was...
@vickijarabek79
@vickijarabek79 10 днів тому
So true and funny if not so awful that Republicans endorse him.
@TheNixie1972
@TheNixie1972 10 днів тому
“I should be allowed to speak” he is yelling into a dozen tv cameras and two dozen microphones. All broadcasting live. Oh, the irony.
@heatherfitzgibbon
@heatherfitzgibbon 9 днів тому
If Ben Meiselas reports Trump farting then Trump WAS farting!! 😂.
@profdrrameshkumarbiswas1337
@profdrrameshkumarbiswas1337 7 днів тому
“Trump” in Scotland means “fart”! You would have thought trump’s Scottish mother would have told her husband!
@EZE6_4166
@EZE6_4166 11 днів тому
Can someone tell that man he isn't the president anymore and doesn't have power to say what he wants.😂😂
@susanturner8537
@susanturner8537 11 днів тому
It's America's fault because we continue to tolerate his crap , it's sad to say we have no leadership on both sides, If we want change we need to start with ourselves .
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 11 днів тому
He didn't have that right as president 🙄
@EpisodeCJSII
@EpisodeCJSII 11 днів тому
Guillermo is living the life! 😅😅 From parking lot security to joining Madonna on stage...
@suzannel7168
@suzannel7168 5 днів тому
I wish I’d been standing outside that bodega to turn “Four more years” into “Forty-four years IN JAIL!”
@dexterpoindexter3583
@dexterpoindexter3583 9 днів тому
🎶 There's a kind of stench All over the world, tonight; All over the world, people just like us Are falling in droves, You know what I mean; Just the reek of him... His foll'wers have fled, in fright; There's nobody else, there's just him and gas, And our lips are clenched tight. So inhale very carefully, Closer now, and you will know what I mean... (Please make it a dream;) The only time that you can say It's safe to breathe, is when he's locked up to stay, Forever and ever... There's a kind of stench All over the world, tonight; All over the world, people just like us Are falling in droves. Yes they're falling in droves. They're falling in droves. 🎶
@connieg2581
@connieg2581 11 днів тому
"He didn't think he was better than anybody" . . . except for the generals, the doctors, etc.😅
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 11 днів тому
And Abraham Lincoln.😁
@Tocsin-Bang
@Tocsin-Bang 11 днів тому
Thursday, this week, Portugal, where I now live, celebrates the 50th anniversary of the Carnation Revolution when they removed the dictatorship of the Estado Novo. Surely America doesn't want a dictatorship, even for a day. Under a dictatorship you would lose all your Constitutional rights!
@juandilla8009
@juandilla8009 10 днів тому
Dictator Fidel Maduro trump.
@alisonponce8337
@alisonponce8337 10 днів тому
Some people do. They want to destroy the "system". They don't realize that is end of democracy.
@chiggins4399
@chiggins4399 10 днів тому
Lived there under Salazar and PIDE. Some Americans have no idea what they say is okay is very dangerous.
@Wishes890
@Wishes890 10 днів тому
The Republicans think that he will only be a dictator to Democrats....they are 🤪
@stevejarred6484
@stevejarred6484 10 днів тому
Yet if you try to overthrow a dictator in the US, you are accused of causing an insurrection, if you cause an insurrection then you are guilty of treason - Unless you are "crooked" Donald Trump, it seems!
@williamgabbey8008
@williamgabbey8008 8 днів тому
Been following you guys since you first got together. Great ro see you back. Best wishes in your new ventures.
@anastasiae.5338
@anastasiae.5338 9 днів тому
Hard to believe that guy I used to see sitting on a stool on Win Ben Stein's Money, is getting under the skin of a former president. Keep it up!
@EddieEads
@EddieEads 11 днів тому
Imagine being mad about a gag order when you paid someone to stay quiet 😂
@DakotaDeb
@DakotaDeb 10 днів тому
As a native South Dakotan, I apologize for Christie Noem. We are not all that stupid, which I can only imagine Floridians,Texans, and many southerners find themselves saying frequently.
@jimijames63
@jimijames63 10 днів тому
Florida here. I concur.
@motherlove202
@motherlove202 10 днів тому
As someone who currently lives in Texas, I agree
@Jschepen1
@Jschepen1 10 днів тому
I am from south Florida the smarter side……
@joebarr725
@joebarr725 10 днів тому
I saw Noem on TV recently. I'm sorry for your state.
@winstonoboogie6725
@winstonoboogie6725 10 днів тому
We love you guys out there in NC, and when we in California vote, my heart is with you too in red states or blue... we are voting for the United States and all the people in it. That's you, my friend.
@annecastle7268
@annecastle7268 6 днів тому
This was hysterical. Every bit of it! Bless Kimmel's heart. ❤
@pepseecooldebilde239
@pepseecooldebilde239 День тому
And this punk is running for president??????? A statement made by the Arizona Attorney General, Kris Mayes, agrees, thank you from the bottom of my heart, Pepsee.
@errgag3580
@errgag3580 11 днів тому
DJT vocabulary is limited to 50 words. That is why he repeats himself so much.
@4-Methylaminorex
@4-Methylaminorex 11 днів тому
I know words, I have the best words
@msimm8612
@msimm8612 11 днів тому
You are being too generous
@cjcarver6290
@cjcarver6290 11 днів тому
Your Constitutional right to speak comes once you take the stand, oh, Orange one!
@evasilvalayton758
@evasilvalayton758 11 днів тому
Please take the stand 😂
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