Bill Burr making fun of Europeans,meanwhile he's dressed like every slavic hoodlum I know 😂😂😂

Bill is dressed like every polish corner store owner in London

There is nothing better than a good bill burr rant

I'm American, but one time I was travelling through Europe with a couple friends, and we had been on the road for 4 or 5 hours. We decided to pull off at this tiny little village in France to grab something to eat real quick. I don't remember the name of it. It was kind of up in the hills with gorgeous views, charming little shops, but not many people walking around. The type of place you could drive right passed on a long road trip and not even remember driving through it. It looked like there was only 1 actual sit-down restaurant, so we made our way there. There was an older overweight woman near the door who gave us some menus and pointed at the outdoor tables to take a seat. About 15 min later, the waitress came to take our order. I shit you not, to this day, she was the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life. Perfect tan, green eyes and strawberry blonde hair. She had that alien beauty that Bill was talking about. Like you couldn't find a flaw on her. I work in a part of L.A. where I see a lot of celebrities and models. They had nothing on her. I'm no simp but she was beautiful on a whole other level. And she wasn't even wearing makeup. Just completely natural beauty and a simple ponytail. Her english was very limited, so she was struggling with understanding us. She got really nervous, which was unlike the other French people we met, who would just repeat what they were saying in French but louder and a more angry tone lol. She had an innocence about her. She went and got the older lady to come and help her. Turns out that older lady was her aunt, and she was born and raised in that tiny little village. She probably had no idea how beautiful she was on a global scale.

Not everyone has the natural looks to be a model but being physically fit is obtainable to almost everyone

henry cavill said in a interview he got rejected for being overweight, but he didn't take offense. He worked hard and look at him now.

Bill Burr cracks me up. He could be describing paint drying and i'd be entertained 😂

Great talk! Love Bills attitude and outlook on life. Seems like a genuinely happy dude.

"When you're ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust." -a weirdly deep Drax quote from Guardians of the Galaxy 2

It doesn't matter what he's talking about, Bill Burr is f*cking hilarious.

All I can focus on is A) How funny Bill burr is and B) how Joe keeps bringing it back to female beauty standards while Bill tries to balance shit with male actors/models... Much respect Bill.

Wish my life had taken a different trajectory so I could hang out with these guys. So witty!

Don’t get me wrong, Margot Robbie is a talented and fantastic actress, but she wouldn’t have got her breakout role in Wolf of Wall Street if she was fat or wasn’t blessed with a gorgeous face...it’s just how it is...

There’s so much foreskin in this video absolute 10/10

There is a literal war on personal accountability. It’s absolutely insane! Just cancel anything that may expose your lack of personal responsibility.

the level of acceptance of these guys is really strong. Some people have better qualities. Accept it and admire it, use it as an inspiration.

Of course Jason Momoa is super-fit. He carries around a six-foot salad fork.

next time they do a podcast they should get a shampoo sponsor

I just about joked on my cookie when Rogan said, "Look we don't want you to be fat." So diplomatic. Too funny.

I don't understand how ppl say its "unattainable" when they are complaining about ppl who have obtained it, its ridiculously.

When I do see people with “unrealistic” physiques I tend to see them at the gym.

Bill looking like he's gotta go bowling with his cousin at 4 PM

As a norwegian, I almost died at the end there 😂

Its not unattainable if someone else has attained it

Do bald people use shampoo or just body wash?

When I was fat... I was like, damn I feel like a piece of shit. Then, I worked out for years until now. Now, I don’t feel like a piece of shit

Essa foi realmente uma ótima conversa! sim, é um padrão que poucos conseguem. Geralmente é pura genética. É isso. Continua aí, Joe😉

one of the most stereotyped interview, loved it

Bill Burr looks like a default character for GTA IV online

I think if Bill Burr's head came in contact with Joe Rogans, the space time continuum would collapse.

Good , entertaining show, well done Joe Love Love Love

You need a Friend like Bill 😂😂 he is super funny

Bill Burr is the only comic who hasn't Bent over to the masses and just talks like he is at cookout

Bill burr looks like a default human in a video game as you make your selection, hmm what eyebrows do I want 🤔🤣🤣🤣

Bill has such a good take on reality.

I'm really very new to Bill. Just great. Right up there with rickles, dangerfield, Rob Williams. Really so much fun

"Unobtainable" beauty standards should be those gotten through photoshop, not a gym.

"the way they eat fish and chips over there thats gonna be almost everybody" oh my god now even americans are calling us fat

Saw a movie Bill Burr was in and Loved it, good one Bill, do more

Man I'm in 2 minutes and this is Fu#king hilarious! Love these guys!

You could be a handsome man like Hugh Jackman, but to go into the role of Wolverine, he still needed to work his ass off in the gym and eat until he puked. He had to look like the actual character. He never complained.

“Anything worse than water in gloves” Water in socks is soooo much worse

Standards are individually acquired. The unhappy people are not living their own. They expect others standards to make them happy. And if this goes on long enough they will have a even harder time figuring out how to be happy. Self validation goes further than personality for happiness.

The UK didn't ban that from all advertising, it was just on the London Tube posters which is a tiny fraction of overall UK advertising

“That’s why ugly people are complaining so much" truer words have never been spoken

Christian bale had to starve himself to get to 110 lbs in the machinist, then gain over 100 lbs and look ripped to play Batman the next year, and there’s people complaining about having to lose 15 lbs Edit: to everyone saying Christian Bale was not a natty in his preparation for Batman, please watch “more plates more dates” ‘s video on the topic.

Well i think that beauty standards are mainly problem on Social medias, where mainly young people have tendecies to compare themselves with not only celebrities, but even with fitness influencers or influencers overall (which are many). There are much more people like that, which has 100k+ followers and captures only like 1% of their happy life on Instagram. This makes lot of people think, that they are always happy and their not, so they want to live like them, although 9/10 of them never can. I have good self awareness and when I used these medias, I never had that problem, it was only way of relax for me like 30 minutes per day maximum. Many people don’t realize that and cannot divide their for example Instagram life and real life.

Bill Burr is so funny to me. He speaks real and makes fun of everything including himself like guys I grew up with. Est.1971

Bill: “I’m a bald redhead”. Well he’s half right.

Also, I'm all for beautiful people especially if they promote health and commitment, but whenever I hear "unrealistic beauty standards" I think of crazy plastic surgeries, Instagram filters, and photoshop. That's the stuff that fucks with your brain and distorts reality. One of my biggest missions in life, when I have a daughter, is to teach her that beauty is not everything and also to teach her to not measure her worth by her beauty. My family is very shallow and it's taken me many years to appreciate beautify and to no envy it in a negative way.

Unrealistic beauty standards is when plastic surgery is involved and a lot of those celebrities don't want to admit that they received plastic surgery because being "natural" is "better". The butt lifts, tummy tucks, breast augmentations......that's the unrealistic beauty standard

worked out for over 40 years. 61, yes looks at you in a lot of places. in fact can go from disaster to a good place because of it. and working out just falls right into place not to mention it's good for you 160 push-ups everyday before 5:00 a.m. .sit ups

Attraction: The Resume Personality: The Interview

Look at what christian bale has done for roles.

Lived in the UK my whole life and never realised that ban was even a thing lol

When some new actor/actress pops up out of nowhere with no real outstanding looks I gather that they have relatives in the industry and I'm rarely wrong. I'm not even talking about talent!

dude both of them should be two detectives together in a movie.

"swedish people are all gorgeous" clearly these guys haven't met me

I agree with Joe on this subject I will counter with this: Joe said they would want the actress to lose weight so the product can be better. You have a better product more people come to see your film. Could the actress that loses 15 lb only make the product better because the previous 20 actresses also lost the 15 lb hence making that the standard of beauty.

Totally done this in Norway. They people looked amazing. My girlfriend and I were blow away by how attractive they all were and how much they looked after themselves.

My understanding of the UK ruling on 'unattainable standard of beauty' was that they wanted to discourage doctored images of models who are photoshopped to perfection: so LITERALLY an unattainable standard of beauty, not just super attractive, well toned etc.

I love listening to bill burr just talk. I love his take on shit.

It is attainable. I got some. While I was getting it this thought kept going through my mind. "I can't believe I'm getting this" it's like showing up in a four-star restaurant without reservations and all of a sudden you got the best seat in the house and you're getting fantastic service. "I can't believe I'm getting this"

We need more Bill Burrs.

"doesn't water get in the gloves?" HAHAHAHa

Bill said: “Niko let’s go bowling”

The beauty standards are not unattainable as such. They can be attained by those work on it like their livelihood depends on it and have an awesome photographer with a Bunch of photoshop artist and make up team to create it. But a regular joe working 12 hrs daily on a different job for his livelihood will obviously feel it as unattainable. Cause their livelihood needs their energy, discipline and focus.

They’re opinions are absolutely the exact same as mine

“Doesn’t water get in the gloves?” Killed me

Bill Burr is the only comedian who is guaranteed to crack me up every single time I listen to him. Funniest guy on the planet.

I agree with Bill about the people in Stockholm. I was in Copenhagen and seen a woman easily in her sixties, about twenty years younger than me. And she was absolute gorgeous. Everybody on the tour was amazed at how beautiful the people were.

Working out, running and biking feels good. So for men wanting to get buff, it should be fairly easy.😊

Lots of women have gotten on magazine covers without doing a single sit-up. When you see the male model's six pack abs, every man understands how much work that takes.

How can an actress be mad about having to lose 15 pounds. Like I’d happily drop some pounds if it meant getting to star in a movie and make a shitton of money.

Love how he described artie Lange. Nailed it

Honestly, you two gave me a different perspective 😅

Burr was killing me when he was talking about water getting into Jason Momoa's gloves as Aquaman!

Bill Burr is bald and a red head all at the same time

This is so sad...but its sooo true!

It matters. I had a buddy who was that guy. Girls used to approach us offering drinks/beers when we were living the dream as 20-somethings in Scottsdale back in the early 2000s. Never a shortage of womem at our house. He also had a helluva career for a guy his age. Never a shortage of female bosses that wanted to give him an opportunity and a decent salary. And every time we flew to Vegas...flight attendants would ask where we were headed later. It's a two-way street. Oddly enough, more than a few of us thought he might be gay. He wasn't. He just got tired of how easy it was. He's the model chick or exotic dancer that thinks men...are pitiful and desperate. He got the same feels about women.

One thing is amazing bodies, another thing is all the photoshopping involved. Then it is truly unobtainable.

Studio: we will literally give you your dream job and millions of dollars if you lose like 10-15lbs. Woman: how dare you

.."It's the ppl who complain who don't wanna work for it.." SO.👏 ON. 👏POINT. 👏 🤜🔥🤛

When you become self-conscious before your ideal, you can make sacrifices to it or break the mirror. The problem with the latter is what do you have left to strive for then?

Bill Burr can turn anything into a joke. A true legend

Complaining about unrealistic beauty standards is like saying pro athletes are too good and make me feel uncomfortable in my sporting ability

People who complain about unattainable beauty will also quote 'you cant be it if you cant see it'

I get a little insecure about my looks sometimes, but i have it under control. I wouldnt sit there and brag about how much im not jealous though, it sounds weird

Imagine Joaquin Phoenix bitched about loosing weight for JOKER?

"I'm a bald and red-headed male." Both?

Hell yea both of you guys are right

How you are promoted is key. There are a lot of movie stars that are average but if they tell you they are beautiful long enough people start to believe it. They have so many people helping them to look beautiful. Let's be honest. Natural beauty is special.

Problem with beauty standard is the photo shopping. You can't fix stupid, but MOST people would not have a problem with pure beauty if they didn't modify these super models into even more beautiful... so, that is where I stand. If they Photoshop, they should have an asterict noting that it was modified. That would hopefully relax peoples judgement and know what is real and not real and hopefully encourage REAL people, unaltered on the covers.

The vibe got weird when Joe brought up the Vikings lmao

That part of The Jerk is one of the funniest jokes in a movie ever.

I totally agree

We need more Swedish impersonations from Bill Burr

Bill Burr your beauty is unattainable. It is inside....with your honest comedy. Such a character. Love it. Keep being hilarious.

BASED! jeez i love this podcast

These guys sounds like having late night drunk conversations with your mates at the local pub