Bill Burr is a standup comedian and also hosts his own podcast called "The Monday Morning Podcast" His latest special "Walk Your Way Out" is available now on Netflix.
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@officialpxlse3 роки тому
"There's no grown ups, just babies that got old " I felt that
@qanon12863 роки тому
Your comment history, subs and profile agree with you
@user-qt5eh9wb7g3 роки тому
@@qanon1286 The fact that you went through his comment history agrees for you as well. And also makes you a douche.
@devinsmith52323 роки тому
@@qanon1286 you aint got nothin better to do with ur life than go through someone's subs, comments, etc to prove a stupid ass point? 😂
@KP-vy9ro2 роки тому
@Tyler Pulse dude its the fucking truth! And Q Anon is just the biggest point proven...and go ahead and go through my shit Q. And want to say the same shit, get a job that doesn't allow you to spend all your time talking shit about people on UKposts you grown ass baby...
@Chryztallic2 роки тому
With their shiny head like that, i completely agree
@spookeddudedevito7 років тому
Bill Burr is my therapist... and he has no idea.
@danilomcvi7 років тому
I know the feeling..
@Joker-yw9hl6 років тому
Lol so fuckin true
@ralphbki6 років тому
Right?! Billy the Sunburn Kid is a genuinely wise man, his podcast is soul balm
@iSeeRobotz6 років тому
Duncan Trussell is mine and he doesn't even know I exist.
@Dzilla646 років тому
Bill Burr is a piece of shit.
@smoothpotato957Рік тому
“Shes 70 years old, 85 years.. shes 122 years old” 😂😂😂
@kevinobeyant1465Рік тому
Katt Williams used that joke in his last comedy special about Biden
@tristanvantijen4070Рік тому
Bill is the only person no matter how dark of a hole I’m in, no matter how heavy the weight of depression is can make me laugh. Sometimes even belly laugh, which at those moments can feel abstract as it’s a sensation so foreign. He brings that. Thanks Mr Burr, I wish you well
@desacrificial_lamb934Рік тому
I watch him when I have my own episodes of sadness
@pHilL1008Рік тому
thats just great man. im sure bill would love to see this i can relate aswell :p
@waynejones7825Рік тому
He makes light of all that shit that usually holds you back so you can learn not to take it so seriously, not to mention you realize how stupid it really is when it's explained in his unique way!
@jordancave3089Рік тому
Can I ask why? I know everyone think a little different…and depression is something I’ve never been able to imagine because ig it’s just the way I happen to be wired. Like, I feel bad when I watch stuff about little kids getting killed, women getting raped, people starving to death…things like that…but that’s obviously not depression. Although, it’s the closest feeling I can relate to it…which is why I am curious about it, but if you’d rather not talk about it, I definitely understand…
@waynejones7825Рік тому
@jordancave3089 Most comedians battle with depression, they are one of those groups where almost everyone in it deals with mental illness. I've always used humor as almost a defense mechanism and to make things not seem so bad! But if you ever want a great description of depression, Chester Bennington does an interview in which he says, when I'm depressed I don't want to kill myself or anything like that, I just want to crawl over in the corner and not eat or drink and just lay there until I go! To me depression is the loss of any and all hope, there seems to be nothing that could help, so you've essentially given up!
@WhackashitCollaborations7 років тому
"If you do heroin in your 20s, you're kind of like, shredded for life." - Bill Burr
@EXTENDEDWARRANT7 років тому
Whackashit Collaborations I'm Gonna take his advice
@SmEiF-7 років тому
I spent my teens shooting h into my ball sack and im a plump fat fuck with a beer belly and i dont even fkn drink,
@lamosos7 років тому
God dammit, wish somebody had told me that ten years ago, now I'm a fat cunt for life.
@SmEiF-7 років тому
lamosos try meth mate, hear it does wonders. Can even get rid of those pesky teeth that enable our fatness, can't see how anything bad could happen. Hell I don't know why it isn't legal. Meth it melts the fat away like butter.
@MossadDid9117 років тому
Vagabond 🔥
@violentvegan55443 роки тому
“She’s 70 years old, she’s like 85 years old, she’s 123 years old.” I’m feckin dyiiiin
@cweston94403 роки тому
It made me chuckle that bit
@ellamayoxoxo95103 роки тому
@@cweston9440 right 😆
@kevincremen77543 роки тому
@@cweston9440 and the others who were looking to get the shoes on their own for Christmas for them for a little more and
@supreme55802 роки тому
That annoying humor that Joe has, with that douchy smile reminds me of a friend of mine in high school. Love it
@DirtSpud2 роки тому
@@supreme5580 I have an old friend like that. He is the most ignorant and inflammatory person I have ever met and it's almost an art form. He can read people for their inscurities like a book and knows how to push buttons. Shit I've almost fought his ass a few times lmao. Got a ton of love for the guy.
@ubernate860Рік тому
Hey Joe it's been a whole two years since Bill Burr appeared. We need more. Thanks
@doomed2die595Рік тому
this 100%
@garybuttherissilent5896Рік тому
@@doomed2die595 w
@coreydiculousРік тому
He just finished up his Slight Return Tour a couple days ago in Texas, so maybe it's on the way?
@itzgravybabyРік тому
Word
@DirtbagAlertРік тому
Nah, more Joey Diaz
@bestescapesРік тому
This is still getting views every day. This is how you know Joe and Bill are just a joy to watch. I can watch these 2 talk all day
@joebrown92806 років тому
Bill Burr dressed like he works in the death star
@xero32515 років тому
You can't tell me that jacket isn't fly as hell. I've spent the past hour looking for it online.
@JohnDoe-le7ml5 років тому
I have that jacket.
@Andrew-dc4uy5 років тому
I’m thinking damn bro aren’t you hot right now!? Its LA...it can’t be that cold.
@esculenttechnology5 років тому
Mans not hot
@marcelroberge50115 років тому
Austyn Moore he looks more like a mechanic from the matrix.
@undefeatedandundisputedcha37737 років тому
Of any of Joe's regular guest, I wish the podcasts with Burr lasted longer. We need a soild 3.5 / 4 HRS of these two
@undefeatedandundisputedcha37737 років тому
Richard Skully that's a silly thing to say. they just agreed to fly to Bakersfield in Burr's helicopter to do a show! Hahaha!
@undefeatedandundisputedcha37737 років тому
Richard Skully he obviously comes on to promote his special, he's been on many shows to promote it the last week. But to say Burr don't like Rogan is silly lol, but who gives a fuck anyways I'm just tryna smoke and laugh at Burr and Rogan shooting the shit.
@MRCOCAINECITY17 років тому
Undefeated And Undisputed Chael Sonnen not sure bill burr would even want to talk that long to anyone he's a man of few words so an hour is almost a limit
@bigpharm66857 років тому
Agreed but Alex Jones and Eddie bravo for Episode 911 will be BANANAS.
@thasco7 років тому
troll spotted
@hew19505010 місяців тому
"Who you are is different with different people ". That brought the whole relationship dilemma home for me.
@johnmcdonald1306Рік тому
The way Bill engrossed drumming as an outlet his energy in a positive way to an artistic passion he had all along. My older brother at 55 used it to stop all his bad habits and obsess with the drums taken lessons for five years playing constantly and his talent showed when he sat in to play at open stage. I asked him about how do you control your hands, I then was sat down and taught paradiddle's and so much more about percussion and the snare and bass. I then told him I was proud that you have mastered this musical talent to show we have artistic ability that no other Irish, Scottish, German has done in our family. He showed me any negative power can be a positive through drums
@moresnacksplease526Рік тому
A) If there’s ONE instrument a martial artist should appreciate, it’s drums. I didn’t appreciate martial arts until I learned drums. B) A few weeks ago there was a dude on stage playing a little suitcase kit who was literally 93 years old. As long as you can still move while sitting in a chair, you can still exercise by playing music.
@philgoodyear15139 місяців тому
And, tuning is as personal as the individual. However, it seems: bass drum E, Tom A & floor G. If it doesn't get your band mates' attention, your in.
@fern69783 роки тому
The synchronized villainous laughing between these guys is magical 😄
@dennisoverholts83962 роки тому
😁
@kylespevak6781Рік тому
They're both Megamind
@bobfalfa767 років тому
Bill Burr,Joey Diaz...best guests ever
@BrandonHeat927 років тому
Bob Falfa "Best Guest Ever" would be Conor Mcgregor which is Highly Unlikely to be on the Podcast.
@hughmungus29747 років тому
Bob Falfa Les Stroud
@bobfalfa767 років тому
***** Connor would be a good guest but Joey's fungi toe is funnier than Connor
@BrandonHeat927 років тому
Hugh Mungus The Legend27 No thanks
@BrandonHeat927 років тому
Bob Falfa If you want Funny, sure you'll get a lot of laughs with Conor but Joey's always fun.
@brandonbonner5907Рік тому
“Have ya seen hidden figures” made me laugh every time bill said it 😂
@05Framer82Рік тому
2 legends. I don't know how many times I've watched this episode. Let alone the others w/ Burr that have been made, I'm sure.
@bryanergau6682Рік тому
Why is your name the character AND the movie?
@adh3247Рік тому
@@bryanergau6682 great question
@tangentquo7996Рік тому
gulp
@shangee2275Рік тому
That last sentence is crazy as heck, yo.
@AlphaGiraffe4207 років тому
"I had a whole bit about it" - Joe Rogan /All the time
@pwn3d5427 років тому
ActionGirafe "People love being on teams" - Joe Rogan/Every podcast for the last 6 months
@hw9347 років тому
he might be the best ever
@suu22127 років тому
Then he will start telling the premise of the bit, in a whispery tone of voice, and the guest will give a little courtesy chuckle.
@Exhorderx7 років тому
a WHOLE bit??
@djdadbode30687 років тому
he has a lot of bit's
@mandelw3 роки тому
Burr on golf: “I can’t get into a sport where no one is trying to stop me”. He is the best
@MikeSulo3 роки тому
My sister always said "It's not a sport if the crowd can be held back by a string"
@jeffreypearce95723 роки тому
@@MikeSulohahaha true and that backs me up because i love baseball and now some people are trying to say that shouldnt be considered a sport
@walkwitmeg77613 роки тому
It's not a sport if the participants can collect Social Security
@jeffreypearce95723 роки тому
WALKWITME G it’s not a sport if some of the fans are in better shape than the players😂
@jeffreypearce95723 роки тому
WALKWITME G it’s not a sport if the crowd has to be quiet for some of the game
@DavMCycleРік тому
Bill Burr has a magnetic way to talk and is naturally funny, it shows the respect and great friendship that he has with Joe, one of the best.
@shardfilterbox5 років тому
Bill Burr is totally moral. Think about it, just about everything he gets pissed off at is some sort of injustice that's screwing someone else over. It may sometimes be misguided by personal shortcomings, but he's always the first to admit that. That just makes him even more righteous lol.
@jgavalos5 років тому
Well said.
@glenngodley65875 років тому
He’s a hilarious grumpy old guy
@jamesyboy46265 років тому
"BOOM" there's your 100th like. Bill is like a lot of people around me, the only problem is that these are the people with no power.
@sursomsatan12255 років тому
Jesters are supposed to be at the top of any group of people. Imagine Bill getting mic time in the house of representatives and senate, he would have delivered the deadliest improv anyone has ever seen.
@realdoozy28575 років тому
I can't help but love him.
@BenState4 роки тому
"everyone of us is one decision from a disaster" so true.
@SuperLadiesman6194 роки тому
Ayyy im like 3 decisions past disaster lmao
@letsfindout16213 роки тому
@@SuperLadiesman619 Made me lol for real 🤣
@nickvazquez8256Рік тому
I really like how Bill was describing how wonderful his wife was that was really cool you can tell him and his wife have a good time with each other
@johnbshandyman6096Рік тому
Two of the greatest..... Joe your podcast is amazing I love how you bring your guests to other conversations and it never gets old..... Your knowledge is unbelievable.... I appreciate the way you two talk it out and if you haven't heard Bill Burr's podcast you have to listen because he's pretty damn great
@tommybunk22926 років тому
Bill Burr should not feel bad about his feelings at his child's birth... My first thoughts for both of my kids at birth was "oh my god, it looks like me" poor thing... They were ugly... 30 some years later they love their "Pops", and only one of them is ugly.
@yellowbelly78636 років тому
The Bunkster that's hilarious!
@jimiseverus5 років тому
LOL
@jayjohnson1445 років тому
The Bunkster hahahaha funny as fuck bro
@treebeard94615 років тому
The kids are gonna hear that and wonder who’s ugly
@marinecor235 років тому
i feel like they already know
@JonathanDLynch7 років тому
Not much need for hairbrushes this episode.
@creator44137 років тому
Jonathan Lynch it's like two full moons orbiting each other
@MrMaximum917 років тому
creator 44 yes hahahaha
@SeoDRIFT7 років тому
UncleJemima420 w
@dmikebuechler7 років тому
Billy Corgan was hilarious here!
@Nebula_Ultra7 років тому
the future is bald
@JP-rw5cd8 місяців тому
That dude with the basketball story would killing himself knowing that story is about him 😂
@raulretana7981Рік тому
Bill burr is one of the most intelligent persons I have seen in this podcast. He never bites the bait and knows how to use his humor. Respect for him, he doesn’t talk bad about anyone.
@ingridgallagher1029Рік тому
He definitely doesn't cave to pressure from anyone
@mostlyysorryyРік тому
@@ingridgallagher1029 ikr so cool
@kharismanando9051Рік тому
For me, its brian greene, the way he explain quantum mechanics for my brain to understand just great
@AdamSchroeder-qg8jxМісяць тому
I noticed this too
@lionsden51233 роки тому
Bill is literally one of the funniest people alive. What a hilarious dude he is!
@piercemoore33193 роки тому
Yeah I agree. What a funny guy!!
@doncacao37413 роки тому
100% agree
@lionsden51232 роки тому
@Jim Eagle I said that because out of the funniest people alive, bill is one of them. That’s why we have words for things. Not everyone is a hippie.
@corbincameron782 роки тому
@Jim Eagle literally shut the fuck up
@phuckit19022 роки тому
Is this Ken Shamrock? Lol
@cryptominingproject8355 років тому
Bill Burr seems like a genuinely good guy.
@rawnorth78824 роки тому
Id hangout with him
@austinpinion92194 роки тому
@Joebatain Maxx I hope you find happiness man for real
@leonardotrujillo43254 роки тому
He is happy his balls are free now 🤣
@kakapopo21384 роки тому
@Joebatain Maxx relax man
@itsokay79894 роки тому
@@kakapopo2138 that dude is in every comment chain here praising Bill, just putting him down. It's hilarious how transparent it is.
@openmindedrhymesРік тому
Joe: Do you golf? Bill: No Joe: good for you 😂
@NoName-qq9ziРік тому
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@bryanergau6682Рік тому
You a rapper? Cuz I am. Hit me with somethin.
@nateesnowРік тому
Just watched a video of Bill golfing 🤣
@openmindedrhymesРік тому
@@nateesnow joe would be very disappointed 😂
@jking0.o121Рік тому
Bill does golf lmao.
@leighleigh747Рік тому
My son went through the same thing he was born in 98 and he was obsessed with Mariah Carey and when I told him that she was the same age as Grammy (my mom) he was devastated
@roddo1955Рік тому
Tell your son that Mariah doesn't acknowledge birthdays. She has 'Anniversaries'😉
@misterwafflezzzРік тому
What? If you had your son at 18 and your mom had your at 18, then your grandma would have been 36 in 1998. That should make her at least 60 now. Mariah Carey is 52.
@SmilebefineРік тому
Age is just a number😂
@TheretardedPaulbrotherРік тому
This B Is dumb af
@Marvelous.Leonardo6 років тому
She’s 70 years old, shes 85 years old, shes 122 years old
@SamFarley0985 років тому
Fucking lost it at that
@shaokhan44215 років тому
Lol double down always
@beastmasterbg5 років тому
i died LMAO
@RepairRenovateRenew5 років тому
She was kinda chubby... Hott
@dobber435 років тому
What's the time stamp on this I was in and out and I'm curious what that is
@stevilknevil1074 роки тому
Joe “people are gonna observe my remarks and put them in quotations between my first and last name” Rogan
@AngryTurds4 роки тому
mmmm, something something dmt
@felipej6744 роки тому
Stevil "I like to state the obvious" Knevil
@stevilknevil1074 роки тому
Andrés “My Name Is Too Long And I Don’t Understand The Concept Of A Joke” Felipe Jaramillo Giraldo Jr. Esquire III MD
@everydeceptaconever37764 роки тому
Joe "I wanna smoke groot as some dmt" Rogan
@sjruiz74 роки тому
@@stevilknevil107 I'm dying LOL
@artifactland6911 місяців тому
"War should be illegal" 😂
@muchappreciated.56634 роки тому
13:19 "Shes 70 years old or smth..." "No she's--" "She's 85 years old..." "No sh--" "She's 122 years old 😂..." " *She's 58.* "
@abhinandansrivatsa84023 роки тому
I lost it at this !
@benjaminlindl3 роки тому
Greatest thing I’ve ever heard
@hplovecraftmacncheese25843 роки тому
"What if you're blowin' somebody and something goes wrong..."
@sumuqh3 роки тому
Classic Joe Rogan
@robertlust62343 роки тому
deleted data?
@chieftonga6 років тому
*Joe Rogan doing his breathing exercise* BILL: Dude you look like you got shot and you're waiting for the ambulance.." 😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜
@Estephan20136 років тому
CHiEF TONGA hahaha glad he brought him back to earth
@moyasujigoku84016 років тому
Camp Matthew How pathetic is your life that you get mad over something as dumb as emojis
@moyasujigoku84016 років тому
Camp Matthew It's pretty obvious that you did lmao
@moyasujigoku84016 років тому
Camp Matthew And now you're getting mad again lol you should really see a therapist about your inability to control your emotions
@moyasujigoku84016 років тому
Camp Matthew Nah, I don't think that's it. You're showing clear signs of anger here.
@willdenoble1898Рік тому
“What if a tooth falls out…” 😂😂😂😂
@DoinBitsSince817 місяців тому
Joe adapts to almost every guest. Drops the C bomb way more times than usual cos it’s bill’s favourite word 😂
@brandonf24Рік тому
Much respect and admiration from Nashville, Tennessee. 👍 Thanks guys for keeping all of us sane.
@mattycrow96882 роки тому
Watching Bill Burr's character arc over the past decade really gives me hope. It brings me endless joy to see this raging, irate red-head having some moments of bliss and love when he speaks of his family
@SuperHns2 роки тому
you know that was just an act right?
@wocket42Рік тому
@@SuperHns it wasn't
@DerexWolfheartРік тому
@@SuperHns you know that was just real life right?
@SuperHnsРік тому
@@DerexWolfheart 100% I wanna bet it was not real. As real as the WWF
@gleipnirrrРік тому
@@SuperHns ur mom lol
@noahceremony40817 років тому
I'll know she's the one when she looks at me like Joe looks at Jamie after he makes a joke
@larryhoover7187 років тому
Noah Ceremony the "right Jamie?" Confirmation look. I love it
@TheBolondron7 років тому
It's funny because it's true
@Tupemo7 років тому
And Jamie keeps on smiling to keep his job :D
@Tupemo7 років тому
Jamie is the reason Joe is still trying to be a comic
@allafricaminerals32327 років тому
Tupemo j n
@sandylotionРік тому
Please post more of your shows! I can't stop watching, feel like I'm being life coached with the boys. The more I listen, the more I respect Joe Rogan, the advice is priceless!
@lizardking2356Рік тому
Spotify my guy
@arcanesugarРік тому
Ya dude ^^^ what he said
@stancexpunksРік тому
You live under a rock or something? Never heard about his Spotify deal?
@robertthabassheadjacobson4968Рік тому
Dam, this podcast was 6 years ago already! Crazy. 2023 and watching old podcasts.
@fck46407 років тому
Bill clearly loves his wife, who is now the mother of his child, and some of his fans can't handle it. Get over it, I'm happy for the guy, and he is still fuckin' hilarious.
@perunlowtuned6 років тому
Well said.
@SuperVladamere6 років тому
Insecure boys. I've never had a problem with his wife. She's the opposite of his and you can see that it gets Bill going. It gives him life.
@cooperkinz5 років тому
It's a bunch of mouth breathing basement dwellers that hate women lol and they dated for like 8 years before getting married so it's not like she's new. I don't understand these people.
@tomservo22025 років тому
I agree. He didnt just trash women, he trashes everyone. And he loves his wife. Nothing wrong with that
@kaiser03425 років тому
Never heard anyone talk shit
@jessnear66133 роки тому
The reoccurring “have you ever seen hidden figures??” was ridiculous funny
@MelissaSzarka-cp2cv6 місяців тому
Its a beautiful rapport between these two men. Thanks for all that you do.
@stephenw4720Рік тому
Listening to Bill Burr always cure the blue moods.
@HDA_III2 роки тому
This is one of the best damn podcasts I’ve ever heard.
@painmt6518 місяців тому
Two guys that I can listen to without getting pissed off, or feeling like I am being pissed ON. Entertaining!
@NavdeepGaurРік тому
"I don't wanna hurt him, he is already hurt so much by life" Dude, he'll listen to this
@carlosledesma91545 років тому
Joe "a buddy of mine" Rogan
@personofinterest40485 років тому
Joe "I've got elk in my freezer" Rogan
@daviddruen8585 років тому
Joe "Heads poppin out of pussies" Rogan
@matthewgruter29375 років тому
Joe "we're talking about a guy who" Rogan
@JdR-ew9dk5 років тому
Joe "pull that up" Rogan
@boboryan695 років тому
Joe”I’m to big of a pussy to tell bill that jack and Jill movie sucked ass”Rogan
@lolijustfartedРік тому
It's actually so sweet to hear Bill talk about his wife and her energy. The smile on his face says it all. True love right there.
@PlebzzzРік тому
watching how Joe Rogan socializes with his friends and his guests is super good for learning how to socialize yourself
@atozproductions966011 місяців тому
Joe's over here talking about somebody's trying to steal his identity and Jamie's over there trying not to make eye contact ,twiddling his thumbs and whistling😂😂😂
@brucemorris3830Рік тому
I say it every time I see these guys on the podcast together. But seriously I could listen to Joe & Bill for about 12 hours and probably not get tired of it
@Vote_By_MailРік тому
Just listening to Joe & Bill talk Jack & Jill.
@davel80433 роки тому
I've probably rewatched this 5 times. Rogan, burr, can't go wrong
@leithdudley52403 роки тому
Ahahhaha one of the best set of podcasts (joe rogan and bill burr)
@hamoostaffat3 роки тому
Gotta make the most of these old ones before they go away.
@jtobiasthomasrose3 роки тому
Watched years ago for Rogan... Now I'm here for Burr
@chrisohio93373 роки тому
One of the best combinations of comedy minds
@joshuaha76613 роки тому
This is the best of the four episodes with Bill Burr. But they're all pretty good.
@ng53096 місяців тому
JOE subtitles are essential for us non english people
@ReadyPlayerDog3 місяці тому
26:15 I'm from the UK, and we had this legendary English football player called Stuart Pearce, affectionately nicknamed Psycho. He once did a tackle, and unknown to him at the time, played the rest of the match on a broken foot. He also had a Moldovan footballer try and take him out with a very rough tackle that took both players into the advertising boards. Pearce just got up and walked away, the other guy was carried off on a stretcher 😂😂
@evman9817 років тому
is alex jones really gonna be on episode 911?
@hardhouse877 років тому
Watch the last 5 seconds of this vid, he says "Tomorrow Alex Jones episode 911'
@evman9817 років тому
hardhouse87 awesome
@mrveritas7007 років тому
so when is episode 910 ?
@mrveritas7007 років тому
so when is episode 910 ?
@crawdadds7 років тому
captain black tonight after Bills.
@joemorten24 роки тому
Bill Burr almost had a nervous breakdown watching Wall-E
@eranmeir90Рік тому
Did anyone else notice that Bill seemed to be evading the topic of politics by providing brief one-word like responses, but then when Joe inquired at 1:43:40 about his preferred presidential candidate he suddenly unleashed a precise and detailed political analysis, similar to a seasoned political commentator? I adored his perspective and this whole podcast, thank you !
@steve6729Рік тому
I am a baseball guy. Hall of Famer Rod Carew corked his bat once, and never used it in a game. He felt no one would believe it if he hit with that bat. Yes, it does make a real difference. I used to put superballs in my bat. Gives you an extra 10-15 feet on a ball you catch near the sweet spot. Old time baseball. During a rain delay, in the 1970s, "Hawk" Harrelson and Tom "Wimpy" Pacoreck (not sure of the spelling) showed the fans how you corked a bat on the television broadcast. You will not see that today, LOL. There is an old saying in baseball: "If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying".
@DaPoopIsInDaPudding5 років тому
There’s many people out there whose greatest accomplishment will only be adding something in quotations between Joe Rogan’s name.
@JonSmith-cx7gr5 років тому
Joe 'some people make inexplicably bitter comments on my YT vids' Rogan.
@brendontompa-clinch23065 років тому
Whatever. Alien "There's many people out there whose greatest accomplishment will only be adding quotations between Joe Rogans" Brain
@sarahwaiyee91375 років тому
And that's ok with me
@danielherve8564 роки тому
JunkDealer 😂😂
@rverro84784 роки тому
Come on ! It's just fun and games. "If you're not worth being laughed at, you're not worth much".
@PatrickRob823 роки тому
31:08 it was exactly the same for me. I held my son for the first time at about 9am and yeah, it was a big moment but I was kind of in shock or maybe I was just acting how I thought I was supposed to. Then all the family and friends came and went throughout the day and it all felt vaguely ceremonial. Touching, sure, but it wasn't until that evening that I really truly fully felt it. My wife had this "Blackbird" instrumental song playing softly on her phone and I was walking back from the bathroom. I looked down at him and my wife gently swaying to the music and WOOSH. It felt like I (the new me) had just been born. It was intense and fucking magical. Now he's 6 and won't shut up about Minecraft.
@PatrickRob823 роки тому
@@lostalone9320 Yeah, thanks. I'm aware of that.
@Zanarkendjp2 роки тому
Sounds like you’re taking your weak pull out game out on your offspring. When he goes up for adoption I’ll gladly take him in.
@PatrickRob822 роки тому
@@Zanarkendjp sounds like you're a dumbshit with no sense of humor
@mj69012 роки тому
That’s so beautiful. My husband and I have decided to not have children even though we’d love to but we can’t afford to homeschool. I know he’d be a great dad though. The end of your story cracked me up.
@renafarted90752 роки тому
Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha beautiful consciousness emergence stage
@megwon1987Рік тому
Bill was totally talking about Toy Story 3 when the toys were about to be incinerated. I couldn’t handle it either Bill 🥹
@kireetinaralas.27055 місяців тому
I love Bill and Joe together cuz it reminds me of how I used to roleplay with my thumbs as a kid
@MrSapper217 років тому
joe has much discipline. "i dont wanna hurt him, the guy is hurt by life"
@DiscoMatty796 років тому
MrSapper21 I read that just as he said it. The universe bugs me out.
@rem2996 років тому
yeh that always happens to me discomatty.
@ph0kused6 років тому
Then bill says he would wrap the guys face with duct tape lol
@alpayseckin10016 років тому
wtf that has to do with discipline. lol
@JackM-px3ph6 років тому
MrSapper21 mmmijij,,,j,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Mauiii
@mcprofacy3 роки тому
"Dude, have you seen Hidden Figures?" 😂😂😂
@jaymileigh83863 роки тому
I kept looking to see if the podcast had restarted... like groundhogs day 😂
@frankthetank75963 роки тому
Theres no other way to ask about Hidden Figures 😂
@Zaz5y2 роки тому
Hidden figures is the shit
@YoursUntruly4 місяці тому
30:53 when I saw my daughter for the first time in the hospital I cried more than she did HAHAHA
@samuelsnow16623 місяці тому
I wanna see Joe do some more stand up, I love listening to his crazy shows!! Have some more recorded albums.
@caryn7997 років тому
A JRE "Best of Bill Burr" is way overdue.
@romanfox53687 років тому
Is it WAAAAYYYY overdue? I don't know about that.
@kevind1357 років тому
Nia is that you?
@BJ-ru2kw7 років тому
Kevin D Jesus Christ lol
@Slassh69x7 років тому
CN Small yes indeed. Burr is the fucking man.
@kephatodd33285 років тому
Caryn I want you in a major way!!!
@TheOnailer7 років тому
The bit about grownups is so fucking spot on. I'm turning 32 and it just hits me right in the feels. Nobody is grown up.
@davidjd1236 років тому
Michael O'Neill so true.
@mattshu6 років тому
*hits blunt**
@ardysmith99876 років тому
Michael O'Neill iiii
@richardsanchez91906 років тому
well yeah usually grown ups dont say things like "hit me in the feels"
@flopimus5 місяців тому
People bring the best n worse out of u. This is a great episode
@BeckyBee863Рік тому
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa I'm only 13 minutes into this I can't believe I've overlooked this for 5 years already wtf seems like yesterday 😉✌️
@JakeMGolle4 роки тому
I feel like Joe is the only person that effectively interiews/podcasts with Bill. Everyone else annoys Bill at some point.
@karmickarmy13984 роки тому
If you genuinely believe that Jake, then all I can say is that you’re not looking hard enough.
@deanrobbins78234 роки тому
@@karmickarmy1398 Conan and Bill are gold together m8!🥃🍺
@Luke-xi2pq4 роки тому
Yep, he just let's Bill talk and they get alone. I also think it is due to the fact that they are good buds, get along together, and respect each other!
@anitabonghit76064 роки тому
CONAN O'BRIAN
@thomaschristopherwhite90434 роки тому
I think it's because most people are intimidated by Bill off the bat because Bill has this angry man persona. Next thing you know shit gets weird and they freak out and then Bill freaks out. The key is to just treat Bill like how you'd treat your goofy friend and just shoot the shit. Notice how this entire podcast is absolutely pointless? Yeah. Just chill and talk about whatever.
@YesYesYesJeffРік тому
WOW. Bill Burr doesn't like torture or war. What a fucking hero.
@paranoidyouthРік тому
I love that they still have his videos on here
@paulthoresen82417 років тому
Jack and Jill is hilarious? is it Joe? is it really Joe? comparable with Waterboy, really Joe?
@weemadangus18347 років тому
It depends how much drugs he was on then maybe it could be funny!!
@bensons10907 років тому
Paul Thoresen He clearly made the stipulation that it is funny if your 6 years old.
@danacollins13007 років тому
I watched it on shrooms it was hilarious. Then again I basically become a 5 year old when I'm on them.
@conorallen1007 років тому
waterboy is terrible too
@weemadangus18347 років тому
My mate 6 year old son was ask by my brother "Who is your fav star wars character?" The answer Jar Jar Binks....
@ChuxDiaz7 років тому
Bill Burr is my Favorite comedian
@larryhoover7187 років тому
Chux Diaz good for you
@Syko19857 років тому
Chux Diaz mine too but his new special was weak for me.
@Nathan-px6dh7 років тому
Paul Smith that newest one on Netflix wasn't very good disappointed here
@bosco45337 років тому
Was disappointed with it too
@dblstndrd526Рік тому
lmfao the basketball dad story and impression, Joe you're the best lol
@stancexpunksРік тому
When I first watched this podcast, I wasn’t a parent so I couldn’t relate to what bill was saying about not having that super emotional, picturesque experience that parents often talk about when they first see their baby. But now that I’ve had my first baby a couple months ago, I 100% can relate and am glad he talked about it because I thought I was alone in feeling the way I did. I never even announced my pregnancy and only told a few ppl. And I didnt even feel love for my baby until the first time I held her, 4 days after birth. Every single post I see on fb of someone announcing their pregnancy, they appear extremely happy and talk about how in love they already are with their baby, and then after they’re born are constantly posting pictures of them. I still haven’t announced her birth or posted pictures. When I was pregnant I kept wondering when am I supposed to start feeling love for my baby? The majority of the time, I mostly had negative feelings. I felt scared; anxious beyond belief, depressed, hopeless, unprepared, unsupported, and when it really got bad I even felt a ton of resentment and anger towards my unborn baby. My experience didn’t match the perfect stuff I saw on fb, and I have to understand that everything on fb is just a front and feeling differently is prob much more common than I think.
@wphh7272Рік тому
I had those same feelings when my wife was pregnant with our first child. I think it’s not unusual. Congratulations on your motherhood!!
@zackbennett5609Рік тому
Well, you’re a sociopathic narcissist
@mesmith25265 років тому
When Bill mentions the guy breaking both his legs: Joe: “DON’T PULL THAT UP JAMIE!” ROTFLOL 😂 😂 😂
@prototype47505 років тому
Hahaha cringe worthy moment
@filipinab0nita3 роки тому
"I'm not degrading you, but I'm saying it's not good enough" lol
@GetsixOfficial3 місяці тому
37:16 that little Rodney Dangerfield reference was amazing to me lol
@420slayer3Рік тому
Lol Bill Burr is the kid on A Christmas Story with the aviator goggles...Do you like Santa?😁
@wellslapmyassandcallmesall87337 років тому
I like how bill never brings up that his wife is black and the difference between marrying a black women vs a white women, those comedy routines become tacky.
@dalechalfont1127 років тому
Your Likes Make Me Moist His wife is extremely well spoken and educated, he hardly has any 'suburb upbringing vs ghetto upbringing' stories.
@pwn3d5427 років тому
Dale Chalfont I'm surprised he doesn't talk about the weirdness caused by his nonchalant-ness and her hyperliberalism. That'd be interestinv
@Exhorderx7 років тому
Dale Chalfont "Bill Burr & Nia - Dilemma: Daughter Or Gay Son" here on UKposts says different. I'm surprised they even get along, but good for them if they're happy.
@trentman97637 років тому
Smart people get along, regardless of their political affiliation. Bill and Nia both see most of the shit the idiots listening get riled up about is all bullshit.
@dozyproductionss7 років тому
live a little bit longer and you'll know
@adztronomical7 років тому
"I don't wanna hurt him he's hurt by life." I spat my drink through my nose.
@CoreyLeithTV6 років тому
I know right I was fucking dying 😂
@user-ok7nu9ht1q2 місяці тому
😂 Happy place! You guys are the best! Thank u.
@danxthexman82x7Рік тому
What a memorable episode! "It's like verbal water-boarding!" 🤣 THAT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT IIVE EVER HEARD!
@keithcollard39334 роки тому
Bill "I have A.D.D" Burr baking pies learning french and playing drums.
@johnthiris97903 роки тому
heads up with ADD it is typical to have a hyper focus on activities/subjects you are passionate about
@Vaporvice843 роки тому
And flying helicopters lol
@UnendingGrimness7 років тому
Bill's new special had me crying the entire time! Fuck that Nashville crowd...Bill is a genius!
@UnendingGrimness7 років тому
Pa Pa ???
@spookeddudedevito7 років тому
UnendingGrimnesS from all Nashvillians...fuck u
@UnendingGrimness7 років тому
spookdude devito hahaha that couldnt offend me in the slightest.This is not my singular opinion lol Check the reviews, everyone loved it but hated the crowd. You weren't there so wtf do you care? Just know that Nashville is just politically correct these days and cant find humor in jokes that arent PC. The crowd that is...not you personally unless you didnt like it..Was it too dark for your taste? Not a fan of the holocaust jokes? I laughed my balls off \m/
@wizleyftw7 років тому
It was shit. It wasn't nowhere near the level of his previous specials. It's like watching Louie CK lose his ability all over again.
@UnendingGrimness7 років тому
Michael Dunbar Eh your taste in comedy sucks lol His bits were genius and so were his improv moments \m/ Fucking Legend \m/
@amykelly235 місяців тому
Happy Gilmore is my favorite comedy movie ever
@theaccountant465Рік тому
5 years solid and hilarity is off the charts…. If it bleeds we can kill it I’m fuckin dead
@timhill81427 років тому
"the guy's hurt by life" lol fucking classic
@mackieincsouthsea3 роки тому
We need another one with Bill, such a great dude and clearly such good pals
@amandafitzwater242Рік тому
Good for him….. and that laugh Joe let out had me rollin!!!! I love when these two get together! Bill just gives zero fucks one minute then rages the next and Joe just loves to start that fire under him 😂😂😂😂😂
@treecloserРік тому
It's heart warming to hear Bill Burr in the role as guest of any podcast he brings up the name of his dear late friend Patrice O'Neal. Anybody else noticed this? Rip Patrice O'Neal The greatest of all!!
@MentholKratom6 років тому
bill burr and his wife are relationship goals. the way he talks about her is the way i want to talk about my future girlfriend/wife
@toastycabbagewaffles21155 років тому
gay
@therookie88955 років тому
Toasty Cabbage Waffles you can get a lot of ass being gay.
@bekimbomova87515 років тому
Lol that’s super gay
@BudMasta5 років тому
Bekim Bomova it's only gay if your balls touch
@michaeldiamond765 років тому
geighist comment ever
@roberthutchins946Рік тому
Seen Bill in Indianapolis last December. By far my favorite stand-up comedian. I would love to sit and have a beer with ya Bill. I can relate with him on so many fuckin levels it great. Awesome you play drums. I as well and guitar as well. Very therapeutic. So many peoples lives have been saved because of music hahahahaha! Love ya'll. Keep it goin.
@cougar7n10Рік тому
"Did you buy a Ham hock at the strip club in Vancouver?" lmao