This guy looks like a default human

Imagine trying to climb into a boat to get away from 15 foot crocodiles and your friends start punching you in the face to calm you down lol

The biggest croc we have ever had in Australia was a Croc named "Solomon" he was about 26-28ft+ and reached that size by digging up thousands of nesting turtle eggs. He was estimated to be over 120+ years old and weighed well over 3000kgs. They reach 20+ foot here on a norm. Its not that crazy to believe.

I gotta be honest if I’m in croc infested waters struggling to get back into the boat and you punch me in the face to “calm me down”, I’m pulling you in with me 💀

The two runners up to a Mr. Clean look alike competition talk about crocodiles.

If they bumped bald heads a new universe would instantly be created, replacing this one.

"It's fun till you get your arm bit off" In the most sad, disappointed voice I've ever heard, "yeah, I guess"

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT 05:14 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Joe really visualized that scenario!!!!

I really wish i could see Jamie's google search history.

Jamie graduated with an A in physics just for his job to be be pulling up photos of crocodiles.

There is a huge 20ft crocodile in the Adelaide River in Australia called Dominator. Literal monster. If you have ever seen a large saltwater crocodile in a zoo or in a wild setting, the first time you ever see one its a shock to the system, its unbelievable how large they actually grow. There is one in Melbourne Sea Life Center called Pinjarra and he's over 16ft and the girth on him is just fucking huge and you can witness him in all of his glory over there, a 16ft crocodile like him is literally like looking into the eyes of death incarnate! I can't even begin to imagine encountering a 20ft crocodile like Dominator in a wild setting! Truly chilling animal but none the less amazing

As soon as Steve Irwin's name is mentioned, I always tear to tear up. The most inspiring human to ever live. CROCS RULE!

Kelly: “You know I was friends with Steve Irwin” Joe: “it’s on a golf course!”

This is a real life Spider-Man pointing meme

I love how Kelly pauses in the middle of his story to essentially be like “just FYI I am absolutely killing it rn” 🤣

Kelly casually did both an Australian and South African accent really well.

Kelly: 2 Pac showed me footage of an alien assassinating John F. Kennedy. Joe: It's on a freaking GoLf CoUrSe!!!

I wish Steve Irwin was still alive and went on the Joe Rogan show. R i p Steve the Legend.

Kelly was talking about Hendri Coatzee. The guy was an avid thrill seeker from South Africa and did all kinds of crazy stuff his whole life. He worked as a white water rafter guide and went on a single ride of the River Nile from source till Sea. He even rode down the Congo for 5 months and survived being hunted by cannibal tribes, hippos and crocs. One day 2 pro American kayakers contacted him after he decided to retire because he was getting married and wanted a family etc. He thought he was taking too much risks since he had been doing crazy life or death things for like 15+ years. He was supposed to guide them through the Congo or something I can't remember but initially he was only going to write them an itinerary. He ended up giving in though and decided to go for one more adventure although his fiancee didn't want him to but he promised it would be his last. Long story short he ended up nearly finishing and he got plucked by a croc from his kayak when him and the other 2 made a formation. One was in front, Hendri in the middle and one at the back. They took every precaution they could and Hendri knew everything like the back of his hand but there was a croc that seemed to have been hunting them for a while. By the time it showed itself it was right next to Hendri's kayak. He shouted "oh my God" and it plucked him and he was never seen again. His fiancee was devestated and she was supposed to meet him at a bar/club place on new years eve. She still went for some reason hoping he would just appear but he never did. I recommend everyone watch a video about him on this channel called Final Affliction. It goes super into detail about what happened and about Hendri and his life. Guy was a hell of a person and he was even loved by many locals and villages in these African lands. It is pretty tragic.

Been a couple years, but I just wanted to return to point out this is the greatest JRE clip of all time.

0:16 ''An exploratory bite like a great white might'' This guy's out here spitting bars

His Steve Irwin impression was on point.

How do people not like Joe Rogan. His show is great.

Hey Kelly,you just nailed the accent, the way he said "Kelly,Ya gotta feed Agro",fuck me,he sounded like Steve. Well better than any actor I've ever heard trying to speak 'Strine.👍🇦🇺

Find yourself a woman who talks about you as excitedly as Joe talks about giant man-eating behemoths.

Officer: Did he have any defining characteristics? Victim: No

In the Philippines, there was once a crocodile named Lolong. measured at 6.17 m (20 ft 3 in), and weighed 1,075 kg (2,370 lb), making him one of the largest crocodiles ever measured from snout-to-tail.

This has been the funniest jre episode ive seen so far. These two are a riot!

These Joe Rogan interviewing Joe Rogan interviews are getting really good.

Joe “my heads shinier then yours” rogan

Steve Iwrin one of the bravest people walked the Earth. But he was a great human being! RIP.

The biggest accurately measured croc was named Lolong after the man who spent years looking for it only to die of a sudden heart attack just before they captured the croc There’s video of it being captured and it was taken to a run down zoo where it passed from stress due to a terrible habitat. The scariest thing about it was that after being captured and removed from the village people still ended up missing. The villagers said that Lolong wasn’t the killer croc they were looking for and that there was another giant croc far bigger than it still living in the rivers

Kelly “Think of the girth” Slater

Kelly: last week I had diner with sauron and Joe Biden in Ethiopia Joe: look at the size of that fooking thing!

Slater's South African accent had me on the floor, its spot on.

Hi Joe Happy new year 🙏🏻

“Pull up that: EXTINCT GIANT CROCODILE.” - Peak JRE.

Kelly: I just had dinner last night in space with Elon Musk and Mother Teresa Joe: Wow, my wife packed me a ham sandwich for lunch!

That man has fed crocs for over a decade. He started with only one which he saved as a young croc and she became his friend. Also helped she grew to be the biggest dog in that pond lol

You can't compare sharks to crocs. A crocodile will learn fisherman's time schedule, wait months and then take him out when he's alone.

*as an Aussie let me say. Steve Irwin is a national treasure. Rest in peace Steve*

"He saw a crocodile from 1km away and estimated it was 29 feet long." Yeah okay mate.

I've lived in far North Western Australia and I've heard the story of the giant croc spotted by helicopter. I don't know if it's true or not but I know a lot of the locals believe it. One theory is that it spends most of its time in PNG and only swims down every now and then to breed. With the proliferation of drones though it seems increasingly unlikely that nobody has caught footage of it.

I rode on a bike trail called Shark Valley in the Everglades where I encountered nothing shy of 100 alligators. As long as you're on land, they seem totally uninterested, unless you fall on top of them. They seem like lazy opportunists. On the other hand, I was watching the crocodile hunter Netflix series and you can tell that Australian crocodiles are actively aggressive, they're much scarier.

“I was discussing them on the ISS last week with Johnny Depp and Albert Einstein” “It’s on a golf course!!”

Didn’t know Johnny Sins knew so much about crocs

Crocodiles don't stop increasing in size until they die and crocodiles are immune to the effects of age. So in theory crocodiles can grow to be as big as Godzilla.

love the reactions of joe

I came into this video knowing “they’re dinosaurs” would be said.

Joe Rogan talks his younger self out of getting a hair transplant

As an Australian I’ve only seen Crocs in Central and North Queensland (Mackay, Proserpine and the Daintree river north of Cairns) and I can say the biggest one I’ve seen was probs about 5 meters, the rest I’ve seen were probably about 3-4.5 meters. I think the ones we have in Queensland may be smaller than the ones in the Northern Territory and the Kimberly in WA but don’t quote me

3:42 has got to be one of the all-time best Joe Rogan reactions lmao

Thanks for cutting off the Steve Irwin story joe

1080p Joe Rogan vs 144p Joe Rogan

As a commercial fisherman and aussie I can assure you that after a certain size the girth starts catching up with the length really quickly, even a healthy little 5m white pointer is atleast 3m wide in the body, and salt water crocs grow rather similarly

3:45 lmao 🤣 I love Joe! He is so genuine and a pleasure 😂😅❤

I love the Joe Rogan podcast but this needs to be said. When Joe and/or a guest are watching and especially commenting on an image or video up on the screen, *please for the love of fucking god show us what they're looking at.* I don't know whose fault it is or who is to blame for it but fuck man it's annoying as hell to watch two people absolutely mesmerized by something only to never see it yourself or only see a 2 second glimpse of it. 13:58 especially, come the fuck on.

Joe “ pull up that extinct crocodile “ Rogan

pov: having this in the background while playing a game or working lol

"Pull up that extinct giant crocodile" sums up JRE

Look at the heads on these things

3:00 "I was friends with Steve Irwin, before he passed away." Thanks for clarifying you don't dig him up and pull a Weekend at Bernies.

The way the light just reflects off their shiny heads probably makes the ceiling so bright

I've been river fishing up there in Darwin but from the shore. Nothing but a cliff behind us and there were smallish freshwater crocs all around us but they didnt come near. In the local pub they had photos of a 22ft croc they used to have in captivity there til the river flooded and it got away.

As an Australian who has seen/hand-fed both alligators and crocodiles. To all Americans who have only seen alligators its like comparing a black bear to a grizzly.

I thought there were 2 Joe's in the thumbnail at first.

It’s weird to me that people are naturally afraid of mice, cockroaches, spiders, etc. And Jurassic Park was terrifying to many. But you’re fine with crocodiles? They’re literally dinosaurs that survived extinction, perfected killing, and they eat each other.

This dude said “I was just with Samuel L like 3 weed ago in Paris … golfing “ this dudes impulsive lies got funnier and funny ! Came out the door with “i was friends with Steve Erwin “ 😂😂😂

This dude needs to stop saying "girth." 😂

Alligators and crocodiles don't stop growing until they die

"they know that guys gonna feed them something" "WHAT THE FUCK EVER, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEIR HEADS!" Makes perfect sense lol

"It's a crazy animal, man" Joe Rogan

16 feet wide back crocodile! An angler's tale if I ever heard one !

The meeting of the domes

'I dno he told me' love how the realisation of what he actually did only just seemed to hit him just then 😂

You don't take a picture of a 23' foot croc unless you find one.

Watching these two interact is like watching a live action Thumb War!

Imagine how much energy it takes to be amazed by every single thing

There is a saying at Lake Nassr - Egpt: If someone falls of a tourist boat, they do not even stop the boat...

so the one you talk about is Gustave is a large male Nile crocodile living in Burundi. In 2004 he was estimated to be 60 years old, 20 feet (6.1 m) in length and weighing around 1 ton. He is rumored to have claimed as many as 300 humans from the banks of the Ruzizi River and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika

Joe Rogan and Roe Jogan

Alligators are naturally shy creatures and only attack if provoked or cross their marked territory. Crocs are the more aggressively dangerous ones.

'yea I guess' probably;y the best quote in this podcast by far ahaha

The longest alligator caught in Louisiana was claimed to be 21’. That was back early 20th century, they were logging in pearl river basin. I’ve seen 14* footers, so I would think there could be some crocs pushing 30’. These guys seem to be confusing girth with width. If it was 15’wide and long, it would look like a box.

I just love how excited Joe get about everything.. I need his enthusiasm in my life.

Haaahaa! Joe is just blatantly ignoring Kelly’s constant name dropping.. 😁

Seeing the thumbnail, I thought this was gonna be “Joe Rogan interviewing Joe Rogan about crocodiles”.

The largest one ever officially measured was Lolong, who was a saltwater crocodile who measured 20 feet 3 inches long and weighed 2,370 pounds.

Kelly “I was friends with Steve Irwin” Slater

Kelly Slater is on point with his accent's

Love how excited Joe gets.

"they are dinosaurs" Older, actually. Archosaurs but not dinosaurs. They're a relic of that time period and they maintain their rank in the hierarchy in the hottest and deadliest continent. They're quite incredible. They have survived a many extinction events that wiped out tons of other archosaurs.

"15 feet across the back" that's whale dimensions, there can't possibly be a crocodile that wide, that's nonsense

“I saw a 29 foot croc” Source: “trust me bro”

That deep blue sea movie clip brought back some good ass memories as a kid. Movies were way better back then

I thought Deep Blue Sea was intentionally campy and very enjoyable. And that scene with Samuel L. Jackson was the best and funniest scene in the movie!

5:14 - 5:19 Joe holding back a nut

When you're creating a wrestler in WWE 2K and keep the "default male 6" setting.

few years back they measured a croc print here in australia in north queensland, IT WAS NEARLY 27FT LONG...

It would be nice to see the videos with y’all lol