John Oliver: HBO Will Never Find Out How Much All The "Last Week Tonight" Mascots Cost

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John Oliver says they no longer keep the very expensive mascots from "Last Week Tonight" in a closet at the office because too many children were terrified when they stumbled on the headless costumes. #Colbert #LastWeekTonight #JohnOliver
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@ThaEzzy
@ThaEzzy 3 роки тому
"He's the jockey, I'm the horse" - John Oliver, presumably talking about Adam Driver
@alwaysreference07
@alwaysreference07 3 роки тому
LMFAAAOO
@nancymoritz3
@nancymoritz3 3 роки тому
Omg 🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mibo8701
@mibo8701 3 роки тому
Bahahahaha
@jacobbalensiefer3846
@jacobbalensiefer3846 3 роки тому
Slap me with a riding crop you dirty derby boy. Dig in your spurs you rough rider.
@tipsybass7060
@tipsybass7060 3 роки тому
Are you trying to break the Internet? Lol aaaand I’m sure Oliver approves. Hahaha
@aneru9396
@aneru9396 3 роки тому
I love how Oliver is still stuck in his own pocket dimension
@MrElionor
@MrElionor 3 роки тому
After he blew it up
@TheZieglerm
@TheZieglerm 3 роки тому
The blank void!!
@ASHl33164
@ASHl33164 3 роки тому
The blank void? Lol
@Alresu
@Alresu 3 роки тому
@@MrElionor It's another pocket dimension. He left the blank white void and now is in a blank bluish void.
@jan2000nl
@jan2000nl 3 роки тому
Man there is a lot of passive aggressive by Colbert. Guess those stacks of Emmy awards really hurts huh Steve?
@johnryan5133
@johnryan5133 3 роки тому
The look of friendly disgust on Johns face when Stephen got the Premier League and world Cup mixed up was perfect.
@octavianpopescu4776
@octavianpopescu4776 3 роки тому
Being European, I'm thinking: How do you not know the difference? 😃 They're even different categories, one is for clubs and the other for countries. I'd get mixing up the Euros with the World Cup or the Premier League with the Champions League...
@johnryan5133
@johnryan5133 3 роки тому
@@mondoshredder5783 Oh yes, while Catholocisn is *a* religion in Italy Football is *the* religion.
@octavianpopescu4776
@octavianpopescu4776 3 роки тому
@@mondoshredder5783 😃 Yes, to quote a Turkish guy: "In Turkey there are 2 religions, Islam and football." There's a lot of social, economic and political significance and symbolism in the sport, hence the passion. You have workers' teams, rich people teams, army teams, police teams, railroad workers' teams, aristocratic teams, etc. with all the social, economic and political implications. It's ok to say American football (but you need the qualifier to make sure we understand what you mean). American football is still a version of football. The word itself didn't mean it's played WITH the foot, kicking a ball, but because it's played ON foot (as opposed to sports like polo, played on horseback). Rugby itself is the sister sport of football, the official name is rugby football (i.e. football played using the Rugby School rules). The term soccer is originally English in fact and it's derived from asSOCiation football (i.e. football player using the rules of the English Football Association - the FA, this is the official name of the sport). At one point there was a divorce between rugby and football as a result of a debate over which rules to use. The term soccer is also used in places like South Africa or Australia (parts of the former British Empire which stuck with the term soccer, which again, is in fact originally English).
@octavianpopescu4776
@octavianpopescu4776 3 роки тому
@@mondoshredder5783 I did see some Australian football. The ID... that's my actual name 😃 But yes, I do have Greek origins, I'm Eastern Orthodox by religion like Greeks/Byzantines, although overall I'm Latin (hence the Roman Emperor first name) and I'm Romanian (the country is named after Rome). So... yes... you could say that 😃
@williestyle35
@williestyle35 3 роки тому
... and nobody caught the "shade" that Stephen threw back by mentioning Paramount + as in the Super bowl commercial that Colbert was in... XD
@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 3 роки тому
John Oliver: *wears a hoodie* Me: “Oh no, he’s hot!”
@lilacx5657
@lilacx5657 3 роки тому
Why? Why did you write this?
@skylerclyne6542
@skylerclyne6542 3 роки тому
Comment boost. You’re not alone in this thought
@christinabeck9316
@christinabeck9316 3 роки тому
Right!!!?? Talk by about a “sexual frisson” 🤭
@bezretmet
@bezretmet 3 роки тому
nice meme
@lilyparma
@lilyparma 2 роки тому
LoL..I was just thinking how silver fox he is in his casual hoodie
@ScottDCS
@ScottDCS 3 роки тому
John Oliver is an international treasure.
@teddypicker8799
@teddypicker8799 3 роки тому
Us British are happy to share- What a man. The musical middle finger to Bob Murray was legendary
@jeberg8650
@jeberg8650 3 роки тому
Don't tell Nicholas Cage.
@lwazimnguni
@lwazimnguni 3 роки тому
Gay thow
@DrJellyFanguzzz
@DrJellyFanguzzz 3 роки тому
He's American now. He's ours
@elgordo2162
@elgordo2162 3 роки тому
One more kick in the shins to Britain from the US
@Zircillius
@Zircillius 3 роки тому
Oliver needs to appear on Colbert's show more often. They bring out the best in each other, every one of their interviews is comedy gold
@meganesenpai
@meganesenpai 3 роки тому
I'd argue that Jon Steward is more compatible with Stephen
@JennyMatthewsHR
@JennyMatthewsHR 3 роки тому
I agree. Also Conan OBrien
@ademeyer
@ademeyer 3 роки тому
Good observation. They do bring out the best in each other
@grumpy9721
@grumpy9721 3 роки тому
Si-ner-gy!
@UnknowinglyDerpy
@UnknowinglyDerpy 3 роки тому
Duh, they're Jon's kids, they would get along swimmingly
@volz4103
@volz4103 3 роки тому
I wouldn't date anyone that couldn't appreciate the pertinent comedic rantings of John Oliver!
@livingminimumwage6359
@livingminimumwage6359 3 роки тому
So you wouldn't date beautiful marble statue of a man, Adam Driver?
@cynthiawilson4500
@cynthiawilson4500 3 роки тому
I would date John..he has to like older women..we're devine
@blackraptor2260
@blackraptor2260 3 роки тому
@@cynthiawilson4500 John's married.
@amanday3103
@amanday3103 3 роки тому
If someone watched Last Week Tonight with me as a date I would know they were a keeper.
@dandingfelder6763
@dandingfelder6763 3 роки тому
It is my Sunday night last show before bed.
@genakirby
@genakirby 3 роки тому
Can I come to y’all’s wedding?
@bolasblancas420
@bolasblancas420 3 роки тому
Best wishes from Mendocino, California... excellent place for weddings.
@brucemorris3830
@brucemorris3830 3 роки тому
“Congressional procedure and chill” really does it for you, eh? 😂
@Swnsasy
@Swnsasy 3 роки тому
If I wasn't married, oh wait, just saw your name.. Umm, if I was a lesbian, that would be the most perfect date!! 😘😘🤣
@mori1bund
@mori1bund 3 роки тому
So this episode of the Late Show is basically a 15 minute monologue + a 20 minute interview with John Oliver? Excellent! I like that! 😁😁😁
@grumpy9721
@grumpy9721 3 роки тому
Another!🍺
@victoriashevlin8587
@victoriashevlin8587 3 роки тому
Everything I could ask for, really.
@Jimill
@Jimill 3 роки тому
@@jennidoesherbest I don't think they heard of second Colbert/Oliver interviews
@bluemoon9530
@bluemoon9530 3 роки тому
John Oliver coming back February 14th IS my Valentines gift! lol
@jannagriffith5101
@jannagriffith5101 3 роки тому
The best kind of A late show!
@objection_your_honor
@objection_your_honor 3 роки тому
The love for John Oliver is international.
@WaterCourseKi
@WaterCourseKi 3 роки тому
🇨🇭👍
@juliaward2079
@juliaward2079 3 роки тому
🇩🇪 ❤️💋
@marchertel5581
@marchertel5581 3 роки тому
Oh, that expression on Oliver's face when listening to Colbert explaining about the Swedish chef. Utter rapture and a complete fanboy. Love it!
@llcoolvaj721
@llcoolvaj721 3 роки тому
Right??? So pure! Now if I could just find the video of Jim and Frank in character than John was referring to my day would be complete.
@marchertel5581
@marchertel5581 3 роки тому
@@llcoolvaj721 Oh, yeah, that video would be awesome. I haven't found that either. And I'm always amazed how alive the muppets seem to interviewers/anybody they interact with. (Not "Oh, I spoke with Jim Henson today" but rather "I talked to KERMIT THE FROG!" ;-) ) It's so marvelous that this applies to the puppeteers as well!
@ericpayne9091
@ericpayne9091 3 роки тому
@@llcoolvaj721 I would assume its this ukposts.info/have/v-deo/m5lqm4aRpaeaqI0.html
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 3 роки тому
John Oliver is a national treasure. And I can say that because he's a naturalized citizen!
@nazmulhuda1603
@nazmulhuda1603 3 роки тому
Careful, Nick Cage will steal him 😬
@mossy642
@mossy642 3 роки тому
Fair. You need him more than we do.
@ianrhodes6928
@ianrhodes6928 3 роки тому
I think he was compensation for you guys taking James Corden off our hands.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 3 роки тому
"Our main story tonight is not about the planet being a trash can or Republicans waging war against the United States to overthrow democracy. No, we thought it would be a good idea to talk about puppets. 6 million people will watch our report about puppets and then give us awards for outstanding journalism. The depth of human stupidity is endless, and there is no hope." - John Oliver
@Rainyman63
@Rainyman63 3 роки тому
He‘ll never be a true american. He‘ll never call football „soccer“ as long as Liverpool FC exists.
@itsaUSBline
@itsaUSBline 3 роки тому
Stephen and John have such great chemistry whenever he's on.
@atl3652002
@atl3652002 3 роки тому
Both were groomed from John Stewart
@SamGarfield1
@SamGarfield1 3 роки тому
Really? It seems like Colbert could not be less excited.
@CM-pf1xc
@CM-pf1xc 2 роки тому
It’s John. He’s awesome
@YouTubeCensorsEverything
@YouTubeCensorsEverything 3 роки тому
Oliver really undersell his show. It's actually magnificently informative. I learn things watching that show and I even learn where it came from since every time he says anything he lists his source right next to his head.
@madmax-fg4lt
@madmax-fg4lt 3 роки тому
Did you learn about the chicken fuckers? That shit was hard to take.
@YouTubeCensorsEverything
@YouTubeCensorsEverything 3 роки тому
@@madmax-fg4lt Yes I did actually. I was very sad to learn that my local chicken fucker ran unopposed with very little local knowledge about their chicken fucking practices.
@havenprice
@havenprice 3 роки тому
That they would fight back lawsuits really- RESPECT
@mattwo7
@mattwo7 2 роки тому
Being self-deprecating is kind of part of his comedic style. Like that one time he fully admitted to not being the best Zazu in spite of his nose.
@JN-Bellicose
@JN-Bellicose 3 роки тому
Before anyone gives Tom Brady a trophy, don’t forget that the Chiefs have the right to exhaust every legal avenue to challenge the result. It would be irresponsible to congratulate the Buccaneers so early. Many many fans are upset. Wouldn’t want them to lose trust.
@sstar202
@sstar202 3 роки тому
Understood the reference. lol
@MeaghanTamara
@MeaghanTamara 3 роки тому
😂😂😎 The shade.
@rustyshackleford8170
@rustyshackleford8170 3 роки тому
Many people are saying huge things about points (legal points only) which should have been counted being found in dumpsters or wherever.
@stclemmons1969
@stclemmons1969 3 роки тому
If the Chiefs legal claims are so bogus and they've got Trumpian lawyers....then they will lose Superbowl twice
@AsbestosMuffins
@AsbestosMuffins 3 роки тому
we can't know for certain yet that brady didn't rig the footballs. gotta put a special prosecutor on the case
@hadizeid645
@hadizeid645 3 роки тому
John Oliver is just so pure and honest and I appreciate him everytime he comes on any show or just talks
@vonakenyon7981
@vonakenyon7981 3 роки тому
I missed John so much I had to watch ALL of the Last Week Tonight episodes at least 3 times to counteract the stupidity of the past few months. Anyone who has seen hamsters in tiny speedos, the mating foxes of Kent not to mention Adam Driver can't deny that John has a very real and disturbing sexiness in most of his shows.
@ericminch
@ericminch 3 роки тому
Oh the hamsters and foxes and Adam Driver, gracious if he would only drop that crap and get on with the commentary his show would be so much more entertaining.
@EmotionallyExhaustedPuppy
@EmotionallyExhaustedPuppy 3 роки тому
Like #69, to add to the sexiness. 🤣
@juliaward2079
@juliaward2079 3 роки тому
Couldn’t agree more❤️ Been binge watching the last five years of his show, just to survive the last few weeks💋
@athigogo7631
@athigogo7631 3 роки тому
Oh the mating foxes of Kent...
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 роки тому
Sex Space Geckos for the win!
@LoudFlimzz
@LoudFlimzz 3 роки тому
Cant wait for LWT to come back! Ive missed John Oliver in the craziness of January.
@xtbum3339
@xtbum3339 3 роки тому
Am wondering when The Last Show Tonight returns?
@zedx50
@zedx50 3 роки тому
@@xtbum3339 Sunday, Feb 14
@rossphillips481
@rossphillips481 3 роки тому
London weekend television?
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302 3 роки тому
@@rossphillips481 that was my thought too, we must be of a certain age! He'll be waiting a long time!
@mllewhimsy1161
@mllewhimsy1161 3 роки тому
When you say Stephen Colbert AND John Oliver, I automatically click
@infinitysteppingstone331
@infinitysteppingstone331 3 роки тому
Then before even watching, I immediately click "like".
@Raz.C
@Raz.C 3 роки тому
I'd like to say that this is because they're both amazingly funny guys, but how much credit can we realistically give each man? I mean, they've both got teams of writers to compile their scripts and to put their jokes together, etc, so how much of the love we have for these entertainers is actually misplaced and should more rightfully be directed at the talented, yet unseen writers, on whose shoulders these Giants of entertainers stand? Then again, we'd be doing these men an awful disservice if we fail to acknowledge their contributions in the delivery of those lines, those jokes and those conversations, written by the aforementioned writers. I mean, I can't imagine that Arnold Schwarzenegger would be able to make people laugh, even if he had the exact same staff as Stephen Colbert and/ or John Oliver, writing the exact same lines/ jokes/ etc... I don't imagine Sylvester Stallone, or Dean Cain or Vin Diesel would be able to take Colbert's or Oliver's scripts and be able to elicit the same degree of laughter that these men are regularly responsible for. I guess what I'm trying to say is; These guys are damned funny fuckers, but we should always bear in mind that there's a team of writers behind these men who deserve a percentage of this laughter (?)...
@ssotkow
@ssotkow 3 роки тому
John Oliver is so quick witted in interviews. He should be in same room with the other Brit comedian, Ricky Gervais
@arysnaza9329
@arysnaza9329 3 роки тому
For sure me
@MeaghanTamara
@MeaghanTamara 3 роки тому
My husband and I are very excited about watching Jon Oliver on Sunday. Oh, we multitask.
@mitsukogiesecke9555
@mitsukogiesecke9555 3 роки тому
Best Valentine ever ahah !
@meropetied
@meropetied 3 роки тому
John Oliver is an intergalactic treasure.
@serendipityshopnyc
@serendipityshopnyc 3 роки тому
Stephen Colbert talking with John Oliver is damn near as adorable as him talking with Evie. And that's saying a LOT!
@patricksullivan2261
@patricksullivan2261 3 роки тому
My favorite John Oliver bit actually involved a muppet. The famous "outtakes" of him and Cookie Monster doing the news on Sesame Street are hilarious. Cookie Monster, like all muppets, stays in character the entire time while Oliver is on the verge of collapsing from laughter.
@squallloire
@squallloire 3 роки тому
Poor John, he thought he'd escaped that void but he appears to be right back in it again.
@brawlinharry6461
@brawlinharry6461 3 роки тому
at this point, i think its safe to assume that he actively chose the void...
@madringking1119
@madringking1119 3 роки тому
He could a small Audience like Bill Maher. But NYC is to strict on gatherings
@elgordo2162
@elgordo2162 3 роки тому
He was born in it... molded by it
@tobiramasenju6290
@tobiramasenju6290 3 роки тому
@@madringking1119 I liked Bill Maher for like a week but his jokes are too on the nose.
@oliolive4355
@oliolive4355 3 роки тому
@@elgordo2162 dark knight rises 👌
@lauren8135
@lauren8135 3 роки тому
You can tell they are actual friends because of how much they genuinely smile and laugh while chatting, it's honesty heartwarming.
@NANICU
@NANICU 3 роки тому
When 2 comedy greats chat about the Swedish chef, you know that for one fleeting moment, all is well in the universe. 🥰
@tkgrant7
@tkgrant7 3 роки тому
We all know that John Oliver's Muppet character is Sam the Eagle
@Jim_Fries
@Jim_Fries 3 роки тому
I feel like I just watched two old friends catch up over a couple glasses of scotch.
@jacquelynkemp2743
@jacquelynkemp2743 3 роки тому
Stephen and John together is almost too much. Love it. There's an adult Make a Wish type org that I'm unfortunately applying to, and I want to meet them (and Noah). I even named my only son John after (guess who)? 😁
@jacquelynkemp2743
@jacquelynkemp2743 3 роки тому
The correct answer for where to keep the mascot costumes would be the sex closest, John. The sex closet.
@hottub2249
@hottub2249 3 роки тому
We share the same surname 😉🤓
@diligence8168
@diligence8168 3 роки тому
@@jacquelynkemp2743 I really hope that you get to meet all these guys and at least fulfill this wish. :)
@11cabadger
@11cabadger 3 роки тому
John Cena?
@bkzone8
@bkzone8 3 роки тому
Can I go with you to meet them?? Yes, including Trevor Noah!!
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 3 роки тому
Two best BUDDIES conversating
@lucylincoln3285
@lucylincoln3285 3 роки тому
Conversing.
@RaggyJha
@RaggyJha 3 роки тому
@@lucylincoln3285 conversating
@ishabiswas8224
@ishabiswas8224 3 роки тому
@@lucylincoln3285 pretty sure that was a joke OP made, mate. No one would unironaically say "conversating". Chill.
@wordzmyth
@wordzmyth 3 роки тому
That just makes me feel like a misfit again..
@RWAsur
@RWAsur 3 роки тому
Late Show rules: *you will always watch Stephen interview John Oliver and/or Jon Stewart*
@Textile_Courtesan
@Textile_Courtesan 3 роки тому
I could seriously watch a weekly show of these two talk about random stuff for an hour straight. Love how they bounce energy off each other. So delightful and relaxing. Such a relief from the daily struggle.
@abadatha
@abadatha 3 роки тому
"They keep the juices in." Well that's... that's a thing I've heard now.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 роки тому
And now….enjoy the masked singer!!
@carlosrobinson4230
@carlosrobinson4230 3 роки тому
...and yes, you are correct that the Swedish Chef is the only Muppet with real human hands. Particularly suitable for the chocolate moose skit.
@kantahanwithkahel
@kantahanwithkahel 3 роки тому
Didn’t Ernie have human hands, too?
@sarahlamotte7920
@sarahlamotte7920 3 роки тому
@@kantahanwithkahel No? They're covered in... Muppet skin, I guess. Whereas the Swedish Chef has just real bare human hands - a fact I somehow never noticed as a kid, but once I did see it, I could never unsee the weirdness.
@kantahanwithkahel
@kantahanwithkahel 3 роки тому
@@sarahlamotte7920 I misunderstood. Thank you. :)
@sarahlamotte7920
@sarahlamotte7920 3 роки тому
@@kantahanwithkahel No worries! I think it's super easy to overlook the Swedish Chef's uniquely freaky situation since his Muppet skin is a very similar shade to Frank Oz's skin, and pre-HD TV made it less obvious that his hands weren't covered. Also, to make it more confusing, there are publicity shots where the Swedish Chef does have Muppet hands!
@carlosrobinson4230
@carlosrobinson4230 3 роки тому
@@kantahanwithkahel Firstly, Bert and Ernie were from Sesame Street and while they ARE Muppets (since they were created by Jim Henson and his Lab), the discussion Stephen and John were having was based on the Muppets in The Muppet Show.. Secondly, Bert and Ernie had full Muppet appendages: 3 fingers and one thumb on each hand.
@TimeBucks
@TimeBucks 3 роки тому
Literally binged watched your show for a couple hours
@juliaward2079
@juliaward2079 3 роки тому
Try several months and knowing his words by heart😅😜
@TabooGroundhog
@TabooGroundhog 3 роки тому
John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, or both?
@flowertrue
@flowertrue 3 роки тому
I could watch Stephen Colbert and John Oliver talk about Muppets all god damned day
@dennisaur66
@dennisaur66 3 роки тому
John Oliver is the Essential Part of my Valentine's Night.
@girlgamer4444
@girlgamer4444 3 роки тому
Without quarantine we would never know John Oliver is a good Janet.
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 3 роки тому
Wait, what? I missed that clip. What episode was that?
@amytuite7449
@amytuite7449 3 роки тому
@@jemiebridges3197 it's because he's reporting From his void - Janet lives in a void
@kylehoward442
@kylehoward442 3 роки тому
He forgot the rat erotica when mentioning the furry community
@yopassthefuckinsalt922
@yopassthefuckinsalt922 3 роки тому
I'm honestly bummed they didn't mention that
@carlosrobinson4230
@carlosrobinson4230 3 роки тому
John Oliver's Muppet equivalent I think would be Scooter, the stage manager.
@katieridley3311
@katieridley3311 3 роки тому
I'd have gone Sam the Eagle
@guyfuntyme6050
@guyfuntyme6050 3 роки тому
A funny Fozzy.
@carlosrobinson4230
@carlosrobinson4230 3 роки тому
@@guyfuntyme6050 You don't think Fozzie was funny? I think that if Gonzo and Sam the Eagle had a love child, it would be John Oliver. And if we are including Sesame Street characters, good dash of Grover, too.
@markreynolds1436
@markreynolds1436 3 роки тому
Scooter is a great choice. Who's Stephen though?
@user-hn7hp8iu4d
@user-hn7hp8iu4d 3 роки тому
The old Daily Show clique is one of the strongest crews in comedy!
@ZoraCatone
@ZoraCatone Рік тому
These two geeking out over the Muppets...Is surprisingly wholesome.
@dallinjames3718
@dallinjames3718 3 роки тому
For the record, my wife and I love watching John Oliver for our date-nights. One of our favorite things to sit down and watch together. He can mock it all he wants.
@marloyorkrodriguez9975
@marloyorkrodriguez9975 3 роки тому
No one will ever know how much HBO gave John Oliver for his shenanigans.
@patpierce4854
@patpierce4854 3 роки тому
Dragon money...$$$$$
@dabsafe
@dabsafe 3 роки тому
That sum is “not nearly enough”.
@mattwo7
@mattwo7 2 роки тому
HBO apparently never knew how much John absolutely dunks on them.
@warthog473
@warthog473 2 роки тому
The musical number at the end of the SLAPP episode (a sequel to the Coal episode) was awesome. It had to have cost HBO a fortune. It was worth it to hear John sing, "Eat shit, Bob!"
@smakermanster
@smakermanster 3 роки тому
My favorite part of Stephen's show lately is how he goes out of his way to avoid mentioning the name "Trump" - I love it, lol.
@guyfuntyme6050
@guyfuntyme6050 3 роки тому
Yes, the ODF (orange dumpster fire) in my opinion should never be referred to again by given name. Maybe we could all settle on 3/4 easy ones? Loser? ODF? Former?
@wendydabee
@wendydabee 3 роки тому
@@guyfuntyme6050 This my first time seeing ODF as a way to reference the ODF; I hope you'll forgive me if I 'steal' this and use it from now on?
@rjonboy7608
@rjonboy7608 3 роки тому
@@guyfuntyme6050 for a long while Grabby Dodgy worked, but his list of crimes grew too long. Now I just spit when the Failed Insurrectionist is mentioned. I tried Benedict Donnie but sadly just got the "duh" look.
@MelanieMorris
@MelanieMorris 3 роки тому
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE John Oliver! Can't wait to see you again on Sunday! My boyfriend and I will be watching on Valentines Day! ❤❤❤👍👍👍
@gwendolynpotter5252
@gwendolynpotter5252 3 роки тому
I really do love these two dorks. Always makes my day better when I watch their shows and interviews.
@DAWGSTAR615
@DAWGSTAR615 3 роки тому
I fuckin' love John Oliver
@vegasj305
@vegasj305 3 роки тому
"He's the jockey, I'm the horse!" Stormy Daniels
@tmoore0131
@tmoore0131 3 роки тому
I love this man! John hold my heart. Smart, glasses and dimples. Swoon
@jamesallred460
@jamesallred460 3 роки тому
These two have some of the funniest chemistry ever. I am always entertained when Colbert has John Oliver on.
@Walkerrrr
@Walkerrrr 3 роки тому
This can literally be an hour everyday and it would make me feel so happy.
@mlebrooks
@mlebrooks 3 роки тому
As a kid I realized that he had human hands but assumed it was on purpose so he could throw stuff
@Robstafarian
@Robstafarian 3 роки тому
Ditto!
@natbarmore
@natbarmore 3 роки тому
Other thing about the Swedish Chef: most of it was improvised. Oz was just making it up as he went, and then Henson would have to improvise dialogue and facial expressions to match what the Chef's hands had just done.
@rachelissocoollike
@rachelissocoollike 3 роки тому
I can't get enough of these 2 together.
@leebeaven9382
@leebeaven9382 3 роки тому
A true muppet fan can never be mistaken for anything else. John Oliver - you are the real deal fan extraordinaire.
@sacrilegiousboi
@sacrilegiousboi 3 роки тому
The sexual tension of special taxing districts ooooh yah lol
@an_earth_angel
@an_earth_angel 3 роки тому
Sexy shit
@Zero_Da_Hero
@Zero_Da_Hero 3 роки тому
I agree i also like the state of infrastructure and how tax dollars could be used to help with creating and maintaining bridges and roads. Gets me so rannndy!
@sacrilegiousboi
@sacrilegiousboi 3 роки тому
@@Zero_Da_Hero oh and Edward Norton when he says lefty loosie rightie tightie it gets me all lefty loosie 😂😂😂 even the sausage sandwiches 🥵🥵🥵😂😂😂
@theimbecile4410
@theimbecile4410 3 роки тому
@@an_earth_angel Just like that danbury sewer plant
@an_earth_angel
@an_earth_angel 3 роки тому
@@theimbecile4410 Fuck! Don’t do this to me! 🥵🥵🥵
@sophiaerzumiah8715
@sophiaerzumiah8715 3 роки тому
I freakin love John Oliver 🤣
@arthurmartin4616
@arthurmartin4616 3 роки тому
Both of these men are absolutely amazing and we need more of both of them
@Noreb
@Noreb 3 роки тому
john oliver and the cookie monster is still one of my favorite sketches hes ever been in
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 3 роки тому
Johnny said to HBO that the spendings list is “under audit” to prevent HBO from seeing the cost.
@alyteima4185
@alyteima4185 3 роки тому
Lol!! Good one 😊✌️
@obcl8569
@obcl8569 3 роки тому
I can think of no better first date idea than watching Last Week Tonight. You're not the way out John, you're definitely the first green light 😘
@teresathayn5170
@teresathayn5170 3 роки тому
I'm honored to walk this earth at the same time as these two greats! Goodness knows we need the laughter!
@zeilian
@zeilian 3 роки тому
give john and stephen a podcast, DAMN
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 роки тому
I noticed the hands when I was a kid, and it frightened me to the core.
@millerh90
@millerh90 3 роки тому
Amazing. I want more John Oliver and Stephen Colbert!
@madnessofmen
@madnessofmen 3 роки тому
I love these guys chemistry together
@pt5820
@pt5820 3 роки тому
Love Stephen Colbert and John Oliver. Very talented and very funny guys
@RSHekscher
@RSHekscher 3 роки тому
Americans: “Soccer that’s the World Cup, right?”.
@Heathcoatman
@Heathcoatman 3 роки тому
A bunch of entitled racists run around a field for X amount of time (there's a clock, but the game doesnt end when it runs out) and end with a 1-1 tie while fans assault each other in the stands. What an amazing game!
@FriedrichHerschel
@FriedrichHerschel 3 роки тому
@@buykuibra2518 They do not have 1-1 ties. 0-0 or 2-2 is possible, though.
@invisiblekid99
@invisiblekid99 3 роки тому
@@Heathcoatman lol. And just what exactly does an NFL clock do? Slow down time is what it does. "hey you join us just as we start the 1st quarter, with 15mins on the clock." Half an hour later. Huge UK NFL fan BTW.
@joedufour8188
@joedufour8188 3 роки тому
Super Bowl Winners: We are the world champions!!! The World: We aren't even allowed to compete.
@RSHekscher
@RSHekscher 3 роки тому
@@Heathcoatman Sounds like a day out for me :-)
@appo9357
@appo9357 3 роки тому
John needs to do a segment "Valentine's Day: How is this still a thing?"
@pugbrz9472
@pugbrz9472 3 роки тому
JO's mind was just blown at 6:30. Pure shock and elation.
@cloudybrew
@cloudybrew 3 роки тому
Why does Stephen look like a dad on a camping trip in a commercial? 🤣
@hopegomes1819
@hopegomes1819 3 роки тому
His re emergence is my Valentine's Day present 🎁
@granitegrizz
@granitegrizz 3 роки тому
I love that they're nerding out about Muppets. 😆
@shinyagami8843
@shinyagami8843 3 роки тому
Stephen & John side by side do look like Statler & Waldorf a bit 😂 Always spot on
@Meskuzze420
@Meskuzze420 3 роки тому
Their chemistry together is the best. Wish I could just chill with these guys over a couple beers or a blunt for a night of endless laughs and deep conversations
@sstar202
@sstar202 3 роки тому
Just seeing the current King of Political Satire puts a smile on my face.
@jrojala
@jrojala 3 роки тому
Which one?
@infinitysteppingstone331
@infinitysteppingstone331 3 роки тому
@@jrojala IKR! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thomasmoore8096
@thomasmoore8096 3 роки тому
Just be thankful for John Stewart
@StellaMariaGiulia
@StellaMariaGiulia 3 роки тому
Let’s be honest, if I were to watch Last Week Tonight with John Oliver on a first date it would probably be a fail because I’d spent all the time gushing over John. 😍
@NathanielJordan85
@NathanielJordan85 3 роки тому
I need John Oliver to know that watching his show has been a weekly date between me and my partner for most of it's existence.
@stephaniemccullough7725
@stephaniemccullough7725 3 роки тому
I’m so happy this man is coming back to tv this week, we need you John
@adamfrank5183
@adamfrank5183 3 роки тому
"You're not John Cena" --- which is provable because John Oliver still has a shirt on.
@giuseppelogiurato5718
@giuseppelogiurato5718 3 роки тому
"John Cena" is Spanish for "Juan Dinner", but, if I were a cannibal, I wouldn't use him to make tamales, because he'd be too tough and stringy... John Oliver would be much more tender and tastier, I think.
@giuseppelogiurato5718
@giuseppelogiurato5718 3 роки тому
I'm glad there's no such thing as "Extra-virgin John Oliver-Oil" ...
@derekheisler2058
@derekheisler2058 3 роки тому
Can you and John make a show where you guys just do stuff. Honestly it’d be in my top 4 shows.
@ryanmackenzie6109
@ryanmackenzie6109 3 роки тому
Watching them talk together is so comforting. Like watching your grandfather's who were best friends all their lives talking together. It's really cathartic
@mur5509
@mur5509 3 роки тому
John Oliver trashing American's for not knowing the world cup is giving me life
@devlinburgess2463
@devlinburgess2463 3 роки тому
Well, considering England's World Cup track record, maybe it's a good thing more Americans aren't aware of the sport, lest we make fun of them for it.
@liamhackston2507
@liamhackston2507 3 роки тому
@@devlinburgess2463 I would laugh but I live in F'ing New Zealand!
@davec4276
@davec4276 3 роки тому
Guy to his girlfriend St Valentine’s Day “honey if I won the lottery and gave you half, would you leave me?” Yes she replied ! Right he said “I won $10 here’s your $5! 😂
@Kobutori
@Kobutori 2 роки тому
I love the stage manager's laughing with the jockey comment
@audigit
@audigit 3 роки тому
I’m so glad you two are so happy working on fun. Thanks. Damn. Cheers.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 3 роки тому
British and Americans have a different definition of “World”. For example, (Football) World Cup vs World Series Baseball.
@jimbradley2232
@jimbradley2232 3 роки тому
It's like Jon Oliver is a kid on the day he gets his allowance and even though dad just found out what hentai is by accidentally grabbing his phone and they both know it he's still getting it.
@eraser9812
@eraser9812 3 роки тому
Im totally ready to have John Oliver back!
@timdamrill5855
@timdamrill5855 3 роки тому
So glad someone told John Oliver he didnt have to be 3 inches away from the web cam to see him. Just good fun literally binged watched your show for a couple hours yesterday #confederishe
@bkzone8
@bkzone8 3 роки тому
I immediately thought John would be Gonzo.
@ashleyhoughton8592
@ashleyhoughton8592 3 роки тому
You mean Beaker?
@bkzone8
@bkzone8 3 роки тому
@@ashleyhoughton8592 Beeker was my second choice. I m talking about Gonzo, the blue/purple guy with the hooked nose...
@terseandtiny1746
@terseandtiny1746 3 роки тому
Genau!!!!
@camelot544
@camelot544 3 роки тому
"Last Date Tonight with John Oliver"
@irissoya4427
@irissoya4427 3 роки тому
I could listen to these two talk for days ❤
@vtigerqueen
@vtigerqueen 3 роки тому
John Oliver, give yourself some credit my man. My partner and I look forward to your show, we watch it together Monday's after work. Keeping our romantic evening interesting by calling which part of the updated intro image we will read. We love your show and we need more than just one show a week!!!!
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 Рік тому
♥️ good on you two!
@jenniferreisch478
@jenniferreisch478 3 роки тому
If they don't want to "Last Week Tonight and chill," I am not interested. I have watched all the episodes so many times, I like to put on John Oliver and let his hilariously snarky voice lull me to sleep. It balances me out because I have the soothing familiarity of John's voice along with all the frightening information his shows provide. I also like to use him to wake up in the famous depression and anxiety med mix of weed and coffee. John Oliver is my weed and coffee morning mix.
@Bonifazius00
@Bonifazius00 3 роки тому
This isnt an interview. or a host having a guest over. Its just two friends who forget they are beeing recorded and I wouldnt have it any other way!
@annalenakubinger
@annalenakubinger 3 роки тому
You forgot about Mark, he's like the parental supervision?
@andreacarrizal6055
@andreacarrizal6055 3 роки тому
John Oliver is my Valentine! 🥰
@dvonehrlich
@dvonehrlich 3 роки тому
This is the greatest prime time conversation about nothing terribly important ever.
@fespa
@fespa 3 роки тому
"Thoughts on the impeachment?" - 1 joke = 15 seconds worth. "About this mascot" - 10 minutes...
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